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Reserved for Dr First!
I would definitely use a different doc…is Dr. OMFG available? Here’s a interesting use for an aquafina bottle
Omg, man! Wtf!
That’s DOCTOR OMG WTF, to you!
FTW!
Hey Starfish…what does that mean, anyway?
*ducks*
FTW = for the win
Feed The Wookie
(I love how mmdallas thought I really didn’t know. *SNORK*)
Flood The Walmart
Feed The Walrus.
Fred The Wacker
Free the Wombles!
Fill The Walrus.
Eep!
F*ck the wookie, wasn’t it?
DING DING DING!!!
*sticks a star on Jam’s nose*
*takes finger out of wookie*
pps:
Oh, I was wrong?
*snork!*
Fishy Titled “Wanda”?
Free the wallaby?
*GO DUCKS*
Far too wasted.
YAY DUCKS!!
*duck-walks*
Fight The Wizards!
YES HE DID!!!
I’m sorry, I can’t speak to any of you ever again. I’m a Beaver.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
hear*
It’s ok Shadow, I won’t hold it against you.
I almost typed that with a strait face. Beavers Suck!! Just kidding Shadow, at least your not a Husky.
… about that.
Those beavers have great muscle control!
Oops, I said a naughty word when I yelled “Buck the F*ckeyes!!”
Bad Starfishy! Bad!
LOL!
Oh Mah Geddan
Oh my god.
More like Dr. Shoop Da Woop if you have ever heard of it. (some random series of this guy that just out of no where shouts DR. ONTAGONTAPUS! and shoots a blue lazer out of his mouth) The series is found on youtube and is better known as the lazer colection.
oh.my.god
hey happy birthday in two days big guy, tell santa i want a red ryder BB gun for me…thanks
Nuh-uh. You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
little orphan annie’s secret decoder ring told me its ok. or to buy more oveltine….
[Chloris Leachman] Ovaltine! [/Chloris Leachman]
Darn it. Now I want some Ovaltine. Now I will have to hit the store again for that chocolate goodness, and milk.
Am I the only one that doesn’t like Ovaltine?
Nope.
Well, what I got from Wiki. Depending on where in the world you get your Ovaltine or Ovomaltine, there are different ingredients used.
I have a red rider bb gun so does my bro
…4st!
falst
*zooooooooom*
Fast!
*Puts closed hand in air*
Fist!
Not just now, thank you.
He must be an OM-GYN.
If it’s an earned title than a name, then I’ll make an appointment.
Oh he must be a colleague of Dr. WTF
They both go to the LMAO Medical Center.
Sometimes they take the roflcopter to get to patients quick
and during lunch OMG & WTF have BBQ.
BYOB!
I ALWAYS blow my own boyfri….
Oh. Wait. You meant…nemmind.
NTTAWWT, yanno. :p
*ROFL*
Heehee!!
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink* IYKWIM
Saynomore, saynomore!
*headdesk*
Mantra, DW: Ignore, ignore, ignore.
*wonders where the Admiral is*
oh.. blue and your ever changing names..
Hmmmmm…….
Now, the only way you could know this is if you have been lurking for awhile, now.
Okay. Out with it.
How long?
Why don’t you have an avatar?
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
(…and it’s ‘LGB’ to you, fella!
)
When I read LGB, this *clicky* pops in my head 1st.
Its not that LGB but the other LGB.
I’m here.
*headdesk*again
Once they saved someone’s life patients say OMG & WTF FTW!
um.. 7th?
wow there are only six other coments i personally thought that this one was funny
did you say my comment’s funny, or that the fail is?
*headdesk*
*x5*
*x5 more*
Since no-one else seems to be around:
*inserts pillow*
*offers aspirin*
idk both i guess
hate hate hate hate
ow bonus
well, it eas, like, just posted.
Thanks PTB!
*golf craps*
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
The PTB are being VERY generous this holiday season!
That’s DOCTOR PTB to you!
Jeez, guys. It’s spelled PTB, but it’s pronounced OMG!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
How do you pronounce that thing that Prince was when he was the artist formerly known as Prince? I thought it was like that.
You have to put your tongue in a …..nevermind.
I can do that!
*grabs tongue*
*rips it out*
Now, whaths a nebbermine?
Not sure, but I hear it’s close to Nirvana.
A “golf crap” is a quiter, more polite crap?
So, is this fail a no-reply zone?
Bonus fails sometimes start slow.
All violators will be pwned….
At the pwn shop?
♪Down there at the pwn shop what has been told,
albino made of stone just remember that it’s flesh and bone♫
did i do pwned wrong? i suck at internet linguistics
Nope. You got it right. Starfishy was workin’ it.
*holds LGB’s hand* thank you for taking me through this mystic land of fail; you have been an amazing guide! If it wasn’t for you guys I would be left behind in a whirl of troll bashing comments harsh enough to make a grown man cry… but I am learning.
*holds jaysen’s hand*
*gives extra squeeze*
S’fun idn’t it? Just wait: It will become more and more a part of your life, if you let it.
We dream about you too.
…
Oh wait, what kinds of dreams were we talking about?
*runsawayextrasupaquicklike*
i hope the good kind of dreams, but mom said if i wet the bed again i get rubber sheets…not cool
*squeezesjaysen&Shadow*
*THWACKS*
…And wash your sheets, young man!
I think you nailed it.
Hammered it right in, he did.
hit the nail on the head!?
No room to screw around, that’s for sure.
I can’t help but to screw around when yall wrench it out of me like this!
Well, of course not. That would be nuts!
maybe i should just bolt out of here then….
You bolt out of here, and the police’ll think you’re guilty. And when they catch you, they’ll drill you for every piece of information you have.
i’l never tell them what i saw!
You awl are killing me, here.
Careful, guys. If we don’t tone it down, we miter’t her.
I’m not convinced you’re all on the level here.
Well I have been called a Square.
Really, we all need to ratchet down.
Somehow, I can’t wrench myself away from this thread.
lmao awesome
Dr. Omg, please report to the emergency room. Dr. Omg, emergency room, please.
DR. OMG! OMG!!!
Jeez, guys. It’s spelled ‘OMG’, but it’s pronounced Smith. DUH.
Jeez, guys. It’s spelled ‘OMG’, but it’s pronounced OHM. DUH.
Random Person- OMG
Dr. Omg- Sorry, I don’t do house calls
I apologize for the awful joke…
Hey, I laughed.
Great fail one of the best of the year!!!!!!!!!
We’re glad you approve. :[
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Wow, what’s with all the sudden :[?
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You must be delirious, being so serious!
Turn that frown upside-down! :]
Turn the whole face upside down!
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So this is what it’s like living on the other side…
what’s so win about ‘omg’? i am unimpressed
-_-
(.Y.)<—-boobs make everything better, even this!
*tsk, tsk* Very immature, Jaysen.
LMAO! I don’t even know how that is related to anything posted in this thread!
Are***
haha yea i got off work….i had to go hang out with my bra.
Stop milking it, jaysen.
Um………….thats creepy jaysen……….
It’s the guy’s name. !!!
Alright, guys. Family’s starting to show up for the Festimivibities, so I bid you adieu.
*happy holiday squeezers for all*
*hangs some mistletoe above the doorway on the way out*
Happy Holidays, Sweetie! Take care.
*squeezesShadowandneverletsgo*
Merry Christmas
oh yes. i said it.
…and we’re glad you did.
Enjoy, Shadow!
It’s all the BlogMonster’s fault. I can’t post under NS here, and can’t post under FP over on ICHC.
I don’t know what the devil is going on, but I hope it sorts itself out over the Christmas holiday.
At least I can post in both places & people know who I am.
I typed a similar response a minute ago, but the BlogMonster is apparently chewing on that comment. If I wind up responding to you twice here, that’s why.
That is sooooo weird! I’m so sorry to hear it, sweetie.
I hope it’s okay if I still call you NS. No disrespect, just can’t get used to Fluffle.
(Same with fuzz.)
I’m still NS in my brain — so don’t change a thing. I just needed a name that would work … and this is a name I often call one of my kittehs.
If it helps, you can think of it as being spelled “Flufflepuff,” but being pronounced “niteshade” (if that doesn’t get ethered out of existence).
Hmmm. For some reason, even typing out my regular screen name seems to transport posts into the ether.
I know I haven’t been banned — I haven’t changed ISPs. Besides — I behave myself here.
*goes insane at the thought of NS getting banned*
*consumes blogmonster in a violent orgy of blood and guts*
*safety*
*hopes the new zombie blog monster is more amicable*
I know it’s just some weird computer glitch. Whatever. Meh.
Thanks for your support though, ZA! You so totally rock!
This happened to me once, too, NS. I had to stop using that particular email addy altogether because it wouldn’t let me post at all! It was very annoying…but I’m sooooo glad to see you still posting here, even if it’s inconvenient! *squeeze*
Well that’s your problem right there, NS. It’s all that behaving.
100% WIN!!!
(Reserved for Dr. Noob)
Sorry, let me rephrase it: Reserved for Dr. Pwn.
I was like heyyy thats my doctor but then i realised it wasn’t Dr. zomg
Wow, my OBGYN has his own parking space.
His first name is probably John or something.
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhahahahahahaaahaha
Hehe… “violators”
the doctor’s in the house! FTW!
That’s just his nickname. They call him that because he is very unprofessional when it comes to delivering bad news:
Dr. OMG: “OMG, you have cancer!!!!”
Patient: “Srsly?”
Nurse: “Here’s the patient’s record, doctor.”
Dr. OMG: “tl;dr”
Recently, I found an interesting site called __BlackWhiteFinder.com__ It’s a nice place- for Black Women and Black Men, or White Women and- White Men, to interact with each other. Race is- not problem there. You may check out or tell your- friends.FREE TO JOIN…C’MON NOW!!!
Why not whiteblackfinder? Or is that too posse-ish? Either way you deserve a kick in the balls. Or lack there of.
Another photoshopped sign. *yawn*
HAHA EPIC WIN I SAY
What’s the difference between Dr. Omg and God?
Reverse the words and thou shalt be terrified of the outcome for both…
Dr. Zoidberg would be a far better name, so it’s only a half-win.
haha. I thought I was the only one to have these initials.
theres a…. THEY ERASED AN L ON THE BEGINNING!
look really close in front of the ‘O’ there is an L!!!
You know, i actually read all the comments.
Another fail is saying “Violators will be towed” and citing California Vehicle Code 22658A.
That code says that in order for vehicles to be towed, the sign must be at least 17 inches by 22 inches big, yada yada yada.
So if Dr. OMG caused a parked vehicle there to be towed, it would be an illegal tow, and Dr. OMG could face Grand Theft Auto charges…
Ha! doctor OMG! Ya mean Doctor Shoop Da Woop!
This brings me to an idea:…
It would have been funnier if it was Dr. Who. In fact, if I ever became a doctor of anything the first thing I’d do would be to have my last name legally changed to Who.
omg i has read all the comments..
Is this another name for Dr. Gregory House ??
Is this another name for Dr. Gregory House ??
At least it’s not Dr. WTF….
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