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Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
*splat*
How did I do?
*holds up a card with 42 printed on it*
*gigglesqueeze*
Hello Floor, meet my Face. I’d say chances are high that they’ll meet again too.
sorry i’m seeing floor
That comment floored me.
Now anyone want to Parkay?
Parkay Squeeze.
squeezing park bus
You rang?
*burps lid*
When the gasses start to communicate, your margarine is too old.
*hands AA a ShamWow*
Careful, sometimes when you burp them they spit up.
Seriously? Get on the ball.
R.I.P Billy.
Ahhhhh camil toe!!!
At least she landed on her head… nothing important there.
As I waited for disaster, I was saying “Not the television, not the television…”
Not the television – exactly what I was thinking.
I think she needs her mouth for something.
Who cares as long as you look good doing it!
*preens*
Looks good to me!
ha ha
Mmm, yes. Quite so.
*headfloor*
*floorboard*
*boardroom*
*roommate*
*checkmate*
*mateless*
C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKERRRRRRRRRRR
Your not allowed to combo beaker if you ARE the combo breaker…
*facepalm*
Never mind…:|
*not minding*
*THWACK*
SuzieQ was the combo breaker… Sorry Suzie!
I saw it, but I wasn’t gonna bust the buttacow today. It’s the holiday. Show some love huh?
But… I said sorry…
*patsmmdallasonhead*
I understand. It’s pretty hard to resist.
Yea! I’m home so I get to see the video. Young lady wants to show how to use a small exercise ball to do jump exercises. She jumps on, ball slides, face meets floor.
Nah, wrong description, BG.
Fat Kid, ’bout 7 feet wide, tries to jump into a tennis ball, resulting a in a black hole divided by zero.
I thought it was another truck hits overpass video, with the unexpected twist of the truck winning.
That’s the next Fail, silly. It closed due to unforseen events.
I fail ’cause my post was photoshopped.
You should know better than photoshop your fails. You are just giving the trolls more ammo to use.
They will accuse us of manufacturing our fails.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
*squeeze* But how else will I feed my family?
DOT ORG!
Haha
Was anybody else praying that the ball would fly backwards into the big-screen?
>:)
Amateur… haha everyone does the devil emote and you do a little type frown
Maybe his devil is a happy one.
Apparently his devil would have been happier had the ball taken out the tv. And if that’s what that little type frown means, then
>:)
*snork*
My Devil emote:
}:-)>
Having just replaced my big screen from having a toy thrown at it…I say no.
I thought it was bad enough when mine drew on our big screen with crayons a couple of years ago.
By the way — baby wipes are quite good for removing crayon from a big screen TV.
Yeah, it was waaaaay fun…Not exactly an expense we were expecting right before Christmas.
Oh… my sincerest apologies for bringing up bad memories, then, MsB.
In my family, it’s typical to have that kind of expense.
A few years ago, my brother-in-law purchased a pair of very cool shades, which he was very fond of (for Dragon: “of which he was very fond”). Unfortunately he wanted to demonstrate a trick with a basketball while having the shades in the front pocket of his shirt. He started dribbling and didn’t notice that the glasses fell out of the pocket on the floor. The only thing I could think of, was: “I hope he crushes the glasses with the basket ball”.
He did.
you must be Psychic. Or was that Psychotic. Well we get that mixed up some times.
I started giggling at the (for Dragon) part, and couldn’t read the end of the story. I hope it was funny.
Heehee! I did, too.
Of course, I’M the one who is always saying that it’s perfectly okay to end a sentence with a preposition in English…but people never seem to remember that. But you were sweet to think of me.
*happyholidayssqueeeeeze for czuhc*
second
Not First!!
not funny
then why are you smiling?
That damn thing’s contagious
I don’t think she’s having a ball.
Well, she’s certainly not dressed for it. I doubt Cinderella went in a pink tank top and short shorts.
She may have. Stories aren’t always accurate after all these years.
So Mr. Hood could have worn baggy clothing and carried a handgun during his adventures?
Yo, mofo! You be takin’ da cash from us ghetto boyz and givin’ it to the pimpin’ rich ****ers! And that ain’t down wit me, aight?
I’mma do what I wan’, any way dis goes I keep some green for myseff!
*POP POP POP POP POP!!*
…And now dat I’s done wif dis bubble wrap, you best step off, playa!
.
.
.
*Holds head* What did I just say?
I dunno, but it was in a curious mix of lolspeak, and… whatever you call the other one. I, for one, am impressed.
*Bows… if that is something worth bowing for*
Careful with the bowing. I saw the E.T. finger prowling around the last fail.
*startstofleewithaquickness*
*realizeIhavewings*
*flightlyflees*
FlightlyFleas are the worst to get rid of…
*scratches behind ear*
What do you mean Jon?
HEY! That’s my head you’re holding.
*retrieves her bubble wrap*
I need that, young man! I still have presents to wrap.
*storms off*
Sure was some sexy wrap.
Fo’ shizzle.
How else would he rob people, with a bow and arrow?
He did wear RED though.
Red Robin?
That was Red Rider. And she was a hoe.
Standing by.
Lock S-foils in attack position.
Copy, Red Leader
Red five, standing by
Click click hup.
Facial??
floor-show-alFuture of America *runs away to Canada frightened*
Well, looks like somehow, AGAIN, the subject comes to America bashing.
*sigh*
America bashing – the favorite past time of ~95% of all human beings!
*I-delivered-the-punchline face*
*Crickets*
Tough crowd…
Well, if we can laugh at ourselves, Ms B, then we’ll never run out of things to laugh at.
WITH!! I meant WITH!!
*squeeze*
*laughs
atwith Dragon*I prefer to laugh at others. Often pointing enhances the experience. Wait…………….how’d that mirror get there?!! DRAT!! Foiled again.
*resigned to self induced laughter*
*points and laughs at 3Bs*
No, you didn’t get it. It’s still there. Right there!
Has pointing enhanced your experience?
*squeeze*
*licks corners of lips and swipes at eyebrows*
Do I have it now?
*notices it’s not as much fun to be laughed at in a pointing manner*
*squeezies3Beezies&Leila*
I see your point.
The video was obviously made in the 80s. Note the side pony tail and the “totally radicool” slang. She’s probably in her 30s or 40s by now.
Yea, like they had flat screen TV’s like that in the 80’s!
Let’s get this party rolling!
Do I get to be the combo breaker if I participate in the chain?
∵ I’m too slow
This is how we roll, baby.
*stares transfixed by all the synchronized eye rollies*
The eyes have it.
Then we should ask the eyes to share.
Strangest Haxored I ever saw!
If I wouldn’t have seen it, I wouldn’t have believed it.
*snerk*
Wheeeeeee
*confettis*
You’re wheely in the spirit of things, Aja!
Spirits? Is it that time already??
*breaks out the drinkies and starts pouring*
I wouldn’t mind getting into the spirit.
*holds out glass*
*sigh*
I can’t seem to keep life in any of my runs today. They keep getting rolled over with other such nonsense. Oh well.
*holds out glass to Dragon*
Give me lots, m’kay? It’s just one of those days.
*livelysqueezes*
I’m having a hard time rolling with the punches today.
*squeeze*
*sympatheticSqueeze*
I feel your pain MsB.
Me, too…having one of those days myself…
*sigh*
Come on ladies, we have got to pull ourselves together.
*treats all who need it to a mani pedi*
*pays w cc stolen from Marius*
*pops out of ground at opportune moment*
Wait Leila, use this one instead. It’s an unlimited platinum card and more importantly it’s owner won’t be needing it anymore.
*offers platinum card with no spending limits*
*BIGFATLOVEYOUSQUEEZEtoZA*
You da MAN!!
*flits off for mani pedi day with the girls*
A P-P-P-Platinum c-c-c-ard??????
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! WE WILL GO SHOPPING AFTERWARDS!!!
In that case, I could use a new everything.
So ZA where did you dig this card up from.
*rubbs at dirt imbedded in card name*
H – O – F – F – A? Is that all? Who’s that?
Who cares??? Thanks, ZA!!
*careful squeezes*
Is that the name on the card? In that case we know exactly where ZA got it. The Meadowlands.
*admires new manicure*
Thanks, Leila!! Let’s use it to pay off everyone’s mortgages next!
*liversqueeze*
*snork*
Poor MsB.
Give me some of that beautiful sparkling cider you got there in the back, Dragon, if you wouldn’t mind. Extra sparkly, though; I’m feeling dangerous today.
I’ve never had any of Dragon’s brew. I’ve read about it, I’ve heard about it, I’ve lusted after it, but I’ve yet to imbibe the libation.
Pretty please with shimmery’s on top?
*holds out glass hopefully*
(I even went back and corrected my earlier grammer mistakes before sending.)
*very carefully pours a few sips of dragon-grog into BBB’s glass*
Now be careful and don’t drink it all at once! Happy holidays!!
*sip sip*
*slurp slurp*
*slosh slosh*
*hic*
Dash shome good shtuff dere Dragon.
*licksh lipsh*
I’m glad you like it. Now, please take the tutu off your head and put the blinds back on the windows where they belong…there’s a good Bopper.
*checks the floor for spuds*
*wiggles blinds down around hips*
*hangs tutu on windows where they belong*
*settles in for LONG nap*
*snork*
“grammer”
*snork*
*roffle*
*snorekitty*
*ruffles snorekittys fur*
Grammer. Ya know……….Kelsey?
*opens mouth, points with finger*
*renames the Admiral ‘Simon’s Cat’*
For those of you not in the know…
I would never bat you…
ROFLMAO!!!!
Oh …. man …. I’m crying.
I showed it to my co-worker and he did the same thing.
Thanks, DW!
There’s a bunch more of them on Youtube…go look! Simon’s Cat is the bestest!
Yes indeed, he’s one of the few people I subscribe to.
One of my kitties decided to help me shovel snow this morning. For some reason head bonks make my back feel better.
OMG – there’s more of them? A co-worker showed me this clip months ago (still love it), but I had no idea there were others.
*tunnels to youtube*
I accidenty my roll.
*bumps Leila’s : roll : up into the chain*
Did it work?
:zorb::ab:
I fell on my bells!
now you can’t play with your dingalingaling
jaysen!
*squeeze*
Nice to see you back!
Wow! What a pleasant surprise. He came back to see us again.
Didn’t stay long, but what the hell. We tried.
haha, i try to keep up but my work doesn’t appriciate my Failaddiction….squeeze
Hmmm. That’s interesting.
Tell them it’s
research.Tell them it’s
work-related.Tell them it’s
what you were directed to do by your superior.Tell them it’s absolutely necessary for your sanity.
It worked! I drooled a lil while I was talking and then proceeded to walk in small circles before leaving the room I touched everything green….now I get my own padded office and sweet work uniform that comes with its own arm straps!! Boss says its time for happy shots and sleepy skittles! Life is good
*snorkroffle!*
ROFL!
they are the shit! what they lack in flavor they make up for in voice stopping abilities and pretty colors! ….i can’t feel my face
Well, duh. Of course you can’t feel your face. Your arms are trapped by that sweet new work uniform you got there.
I don’t like to use the term trapped, let’s say, being hugged tightly by tearless garment.
She didn’t take the ball to her chin, but her face did end up in carpet…
Well, I’m floored.
That’s what SHE said!
Somebody needs to exorcise more.With a good physics book… to start with. And by good I mean for retards.
How can she be retarded when it all happened so fast?
You think that she’s under the influence?
did you mean possessed?I don’t believe in possession. I believe that the government is controlling our minds, making us do stupid things to laugh at and forget that we are mind controlled.
Come on baby, don't fear the grim repo.Take. That. Back!
Are you saying the Grim Repo is actually Fear? ‘Cause the only thing you have to fear……………….. and all that.
Take That are back?! Not Again!!
*slays Gary Barlow*
You’re pretty quick on the draw there, Shadow.
I know, right? I’m goin’ through ‘em like a bullet through hot butter!
I was going for speed, but I was barreling down so quickly it’s kind of ambiguous.
Very true, very true. You must know what you’re shooting for before you begin.
Maybe she was aiming for both?
Either way, you’re bound target there eventually.
Great idea! A good thick physics book behind the ball would have prevented it rolling out from under her.
You would need at least four to hold it in place. Wait, I know where we could do this, at the library!
To the Bat-Mobile!
did you mean a metaphysics book?♫Duna duna duna duna♫
The power of Christ compels you…to fail?
It does in that outfit *snap snap*
It appears that she didn’t even practice. I don’t think she knows how a ball works either!
I disagree. I think she’s just retarded. Who actually talks like that, honestly? :L
did anybody else notice the liquid pour out of her mouth?
Think that’s her necklace catching the light, but it does look like liquid.
Die.
Eventually, yes.
I don’t wanna.
You will someday. I mean eventually jealousy will kick in – everyone else in the world gets to, why don’t I?
I don’t look good with gray skin.
Thanks, I take that to mean you think I do.
You wear it well ZA. Only you can pull it through.
ZA you really rock the look, but that black around your eyes just makes them more intense.
Hey, it’s a goth-zombie thing. I like it!
Hua. Heard, understood, acknowledged.
Well, given advances in modern technology and the current age that I am before I’m expected to die of natural causes…
*Carries one, looks at equation*
*Notices there’s just a one on the board*
Uhh, all in good time, Pietpatat.
No.
*is a vampire*
OK, maybe I should have read this far before my immediately previous post. I stand corrected.
Wait, so we have vampires AND zombies here?
As long as Leila doesn’t sparkle.
*ick*
Anyone read New Moan by Stephen(ie) Mayo(er)? ’tis a Lol’d up version of the twilight series everyone knows and loathes.
I steadfastly refuse to know the twilight series, though I’m just fine with loathing it.
I read it, unfortunately.
.
Hey, cut me some slack. I refuse to proclaim that something is worthless drivel before I have actually experienced said worthless drivel.
I actually liked it. I’m a sap like that. I think that she’s a great storyteller, but a horrible writer.
I read them with my daughter. She started it.
*shamefully admit to liking the books too*
But the movies are surely the foulest of excraments. They leave a stench that can’t be erased by sprays. Nothing short of mindbleach will do the job.
*hucks an “s” in behind my admit in last comment*
I’ve experienced enough worthless drivel throughout my life to be able to see it a mile away. Enough is enough.
Don’t worry…it’s drivel. Self-indulgent, anti-feminist, derivative drivel, no less!
(Not that I would ever judge anyone who liked them…I, myself, have absolutely abysmal taste in movies. I own Beastmaster and Van Helsing on DVD, for gawd’s sake.)
There’s nothing wrong with Beastmaster!
Girl meets peadophile who looks much younger (think surgery) Paedo is vampire. Sparkles. Much hatred in sentient circles of life.
…and a cute werebunny you are.
It’s the magic used to join your animal spirit to your human spirit. Curse Appollo!! You’re a werebunny extraordinaire.
She may be less than intellegent, but damn she is H O T!
Oxymoron x2
*removes “Oxy” from DW’s post*
Much better.
*Borrows “Oxy”*
*Places next to “Acetylene”*
*Begins welding*
*snork*
So much for multi-leveled wordplay!
… I prefer ladies with more brains.
.
That’s why I hang out here.
[/suck up]
BS, Shadow. We all know you’re just here for the drinks and the holeplay pornychat.
Plus, based on another thread, we know some busty women post here. He’s itching to request “friendly” pic trading.
Way to go, BG, now you’ve totally given away my game!
I’m willing to believe that, while you are surely “macking” here, that doesn’t necessarily follow that you don’t appreciate brains. You just like the brains to be showcased with GIANT HEADLIGHTS!!
*snork!*
Hehe, BBB, I seriously can’t breathe right now.
*gives modified CPR to Shadow*
*stomps on chest*
*blows through straw*
*snickers*
You were real careful about that one, huh?
Hey man……….I don’t know where you been. Or who’s headlights you been flickin’ on and off. Taking NO chances.
*ShadowSqueezing*
*oof!*
Okay, now I can’t breathe. You squeeze hard!
*returnsqueezes (understandably gentle because I am, after all, just a shadow)*
That’s why I had to squeeze so hard. I grabbed my thimble to make sure I could catch you to begin with.
*applauds*
Well-played, Shadow.
Any ideas how many teeth she lost?
42
She had more bicuspids than your average girl.
She didn’t lose any, they all fell out in front of her on the living room floor.
Wow that girl seems like she would be really obnoxious irl. I don’t even know her and she already annoys me. Her voice.. ugh wtf. I lol’d @the jump though. xD
As long as you lol’d then it’s all good.
Success!
faceplant
She wanted a spare in case of accidental loss.
Everybody wants prosthetic faces on their real faces?
Of course! Haven’t you ever seen Repo?
(Excellent movie, by the way.)
*Reclaims Shadow©’s liver*
(That IS the correct movie, right?)
Precisely.
Just making sure.
*Returns liver*
Hey Shadow, since you already have it out, I don’t suppose you’d want to let ZA have it for a snack?
It would be a treat for him. We usually only give him Troll snacks.
I dunno… I always hated liver when I was little. ZA, are you sure you’ll go for that?
We should have a nice crop in a couple of months.
Another girl pretending to be dumb to stage a fake fail.
Seriously, have we gotten to the point where even the failures are manufactured?
*stops manufacturing fails*
Wha???
Get back to work Leila! We have families to feed!
I thought our cover was blown for a minute there.
*goes back to manufacturing fails*
… but if you successfully stage a fake fail, would it then be a WIN or a spectacular FAIL?
*head asplodes*
*cleans up the mess*
*reassembles FP’s head*
*safety*
*noms a few extra brain bits that won’t fit*
*knows she has lots to spare*
*has to visibly restrain himself to prevent the desired feeding frenzy*
*fails to fail at that task*
*regains consciousness*
*feels a little woozy*
*briefly considers voting Republican*
Hey, ZA — I might need that one little part back. How about I trade you for the brain cells that remember seeing “Eyes Wide Shut?” I really really don’t need to remember that.
*Hands over same part of brain to ZA*
*tries to remember how to un-nom something*
Hurk, hurk, hurk ZA. It’ll come up.
On second thought …..
Instead of regurgitating mine, how about just putting aside the ultra-liberal part of someone else’s brain & inserting it into my head next time? You can still have my Eyes Wide Shut cells. I insist.
No. Really. Please take the Eyes Wide Shut cells.
There’s a possible treat from Shadow up there ZA.
^^
Yeh, I prefer hand-made fails too
my only question is whyd the dumb bitch think she could jump on the ball in the first place?
What did she THINK was going to happen???
Honestly, I’d be surprised if thinking even entered the equation.
“But guys, you told me gravity was only a theory…”
There is no gravity. Everything sucks.
I can’t believe it didn’t work! No, not really.
… F… fa… Fat? Feet? Fate?
*head asplodes*
Another one?
*rebuilds Shadow’s head*
*noms the extra brain bits that won’t fit*
*safety*
*knows Shadow has lots of brains to spare*
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/12/23/psychic-fail-2/#comment-723971
*rebuilt head asplodes*
We need to build some protection for failpeeps heads…
Helmets: Not just for keeping things out anymore.
No wait, it’s a brain bucket! Makes it less work to find all the little pieces to nom!
My guess is Fate…
Fête?
So that’s the agony of defeat!!
*smacksforehead*
I get it now.
No, the agony of de-feat is when you’ve run too long, too far, too fast.
I sit too long, too hard, too often. I have agony of de-tails.
The agony of de-fête is what you feel the morning after.
roflmaowpimp XD
saw it at RWJ already,,, soo damn hilarious xD
To master jumping on the ball, you must first be smarter than the ball.
You must be the ball to have a ball?
How about “you can’t be on the ball if you’re dumber than the ball”?
Thank you very nice sharing
We do our best here on FB.
The 80s called, they want your everything back.
I wasn’t aware they had flat-screens that big in the 80’s.
Sure they did. They were called movies screens. You just have to locate the projector now.
Love your coffee!
ROFL!!!
Glad someone got that Leila.
*squeeze*
The 90s called, they want their joke back.
The Heart of Gold called, they want their robot back.
The, uh, someone called, they want their, uhm… something you’ve got…
Alright, you got me
All I own is this fairly bland semi-colon.
So it’s “All you have to your name”?
*Cheesey grin, knows it was a stupid joke*
Maybe if I got two semi colons…
*rollingonfloorgaspingforbreath*
I love those kinds of jokes Qwaz. You my favorite for the next 38 seconds!!
Nooooooooooo!!! The can’t have our Qwaz back.
*stands in front of Qwaz*
Yeah, you can’t take the little robot dude.
*Looks at Leila*
Hey, woah. How are you, young lady?
Isnt it time for some fail now??? I don’t know why the same fails keep getting shown 3 times within a week of each other but its really getting annoying.
Still beats bail jump.
But not bale jump.
Why are we jumping Christian?
Too serious :[
Why wouldn’t we jump Christian.
*licks lips lasciviously*
You can have him. I’ll take George Clooney.
Mmmmm….. George.
Further proof against Inbreeding…
Someone please kill me.
I don’t feel like it today.
*rips 3333333’s jugular out with his teeth*
*devours 3333333’s head contents*
*safety*
*leaves the rest of the body to be reanimated*
*hands ShamWow to Leila*
You were awfully close to that display. I’m pretty sure you have some arterial spray………………..just there.
You know what fails? Her entire outfit.
THE HORROR!!!!!!!
I’ve seen worse.
I’ve seen worse recently. I somehow managed to see the MC Hammer video, “Can’t Touch This” within the last week.
*shudders with horror*
I had forgotten the spandex. Lots and lots of it.
Dead Eye for the Straight Guy?
ROFL!!!
if you video yourself doing something stupid, there is a 83% chance of massive failure.
If you do it often enough, that percentage rapidly approaches 100%.
That’s more than half.
She gets my Darwin Award nomination.
*sigh*
TowintheDarwinAwardyoumustbekilledorrenderedsterileassheobviouslywasn’tkthxbai.
tl;dr
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
Are we off to see the Wizard?
…and your little dog, too.
If I only had a brain…
*glares at ZA*
Click your heels together three times and repeat to yourself:
There’s no place like Fail Blog
There’s no place like Fail Blog
There’s no place like Fail Blog
Your brain should come back to you. If it doesn’t, hunt it down and kill it.
OT, but appropriate for the season:
Open presents Christmas Morning or Christmas Day?
Open presents now, silly! Everybody knows that.
When I still had parents, it was open ONE on Christmas Eve and the rest Christmas morning.
Yeah, stupid childish jokes aside, it’s open all presents when we, the children, get up on Christmas. Unless, of course, we (the children) get up before 7:30. Then we have to wait.
Lucky!
We have to wait until 8:00.
At our house, we had to wait till the parents got up and we had to have breakfast first. But me and my brother would wakeup with our xmas stockings on the end of the bed or handing on the bed post. So we got some little toys to play with.
Stuff from Santa (the unwrapped gifts) get opened Christmas morning. Then we go back to bed for a while while the child plays with her new fabulous Santa-brought toys.
The wrapped gifts get opened early in the afternoon.
Christmas morning! Everyone knows Santa doesn’t come until all good little boys and girls are asleep in their beds.
Christmas morning! And my family really draws it out, so we’re opening pressies until about one in the afternoon.
And you have to have a large christmas morning breakfast first!
Exactly!
With waffles!
*headdesk*
*xElebenty*
No wonder I heard crickets for this!
Christmas EVE! Christmas EVE!
*head asplodes*
*sigh*
*adds another tally mark to the board*
Puke?
Not currently, no, but thanks for asking.
I’m not sure that was so much an offer as it was an observation.
*facepalm*
*headdesk*
Jeesh. If you hafta splain it, it just aint funny no more.
?
Hooray! Splained it again!
[troll]
It’s not a fail if it’s intentional!!
[/troll]
I guess that means my comment was ’shopped, too.
*goes to have a good cry in the corner*
I just hope ZA doesn't puke an eye out.* Oooo, de floor is getting closer!
Fat and retarded. Winning combination there.
Well now, that’s just rude. Christmas is a time for LOVE!
*drop kick*
I agree with shadow!
*double drop kick*
*triple drop kick*
*quadruple drop kick*
*snatches poor abused drop away*
*places drop in safe place*
Shame on you!! Kicking poor defenceless drops.
I’m sorry. It’s all the love and good cheer in the air.
Exactly what are drops?
In Soviet Russia, ball falls on you.
Red alert Red alert
Attention everybody.
Christmas is coming early this year it is coming the 25th of Decembers.
*5 SE runs around screaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*
Both Decembers?
Nope, just the first one. That’s where the “early” comes from.
Hate to tell you, but momentums a bitch…
Slightly pointless OT:
There’s still a few inches of snow at my house, and it’s still all undisturbed and beautiful. Thank goodness for neighbor’s yards
Well… guess what? There’s NO inches of snow at my house, and it’s been undisturbed for the whole entire year!
*pttthppppptt!*
At my house, the snow has all but gone and what remains of the snowman is 3 inches tall.
I must leave you all now. I adore my fellow failpeeps and wish for them all the wonder of a small child while they celebrate the season in their own way.
*BIG FAT HOLIDAY FAILPEEP SQUEEZES AND A HUGE SLOPPY MISTLETOE KISS TO ALL*
And the same for you, BBB.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Have a great Christmas 3Bs!
*yuletidesqueezes*
Have an awesome one, sis!
*squeezies3Beeziesandneverletsgo*
Is it stirring up trouble again LGB?
Yeah, up there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
Have a good Holiday season Triple B and a safe one too.
It’s a shame she didn’t take out that TV. I was really hopin for it…
Woah. Déjà vu.
Cows experience déjà moo.
Owls experience déjà who.
Twins experience déjà two.
Detectives experience déjà clue.
Little Girls experience déjà Blue.
Asses experience déjà poo.
Sequels experience Déjà 2.
Lovers experience déjà woo.
Kittehs experience déjà mew.
Swine experience déjà flu.
Second person narrative experiences déjà you.
Flies experience déjà shoo.
Skunks experience déjà pew!
Carpenters experience déjà screw.
Sneezes experience déj-… a-choo!
Crazy people experience déjà cuckoo.
holy cow. I saw the floor
anyone notice the gun on the couch?!
Holy shit. No. Whaddafu?!?!?!?
It’s like with horses, when you have to shoot them in an emergency. Like when they’re unable to stand upright anymore.
no way! incredible. the lack of brain power is astonishing.
This isn’t funny. She jumped on a ball and fell off. Ho Ho, who would have guessed that was going to happen. People falling over is so funny.
WTF is this? Is this a real live (dare I say) woman? Or some character she puts on?
I can’t believe there are girls out there who actually talk, act and dress like this?
did something come out of her mouth when she fell on the floor?
Why, yes. Her dignity.
I just lold my panties off.
ooh la la
Dumb ass blond… what else is gong to happen
Another fantastic idea spoiled by physics. Damn not again.
Damn this GRAVITY! Ima find this bastard and club him (or her).
Saw this on AFV last sunday, I looked for it on youtube but could not find it! I laughed so hard when I saw it here!! It made my day!
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what part of jumping on a round, unstable object sounded like a good idea?
It would be hundred times more funny, if her head would go through that TV!
wow.. as soon as I heard that super annoying voice, I just couldn’t wait for her to faceplant.
And the whole time she was talking her hairstyle was just screaming out “CHAV!!!!!!” But I thought America had been spared the plauge… at least, she sounds American….
This has to be a joke. It just HAS to be. I mean, I know there are girls that sound like that, but it still seems forced.
Besides, what she was describing would happen just sounds physically impossible.
What? how did that possibly go wrong? *sarcasm*
We totally didn’t see that one coming .. at all.
This seems fake for some reason. Like wtf?
pwned by the ball once again.
I thought the ball was gonna pop! How disappointing…
so… how does johnny boy feel about this?
She almost looks like she’s in the early stages of pregnancy. I hope the baby was OK. Or maybe that belly paunch is characteristic of retarded white trash…
Knee highs with shorts and sneakers?!? Ugh – call the fashion police!
It all most seems that she pukes as soon as she picks her flatted face off the ground. Can anyone verify this?
It sure looks that way to me – something definitely comes out of her mouth. Looks liquidy . . .
Ya, I dont have any sound on this computer unfortunately, so I cant tell if theres a puking sound accompanied with the alleged puking.
Typical Blonde
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
floor
Ok i watched about 5 times now..
3times cos its funny
1time to see the gun
and again to see the puke
whats wrong with me!
LOL, can’t believe how many people don’t realize that the 80s outfit and fake valley girl talk are meant to be a joke. She was obviously trying to make a funny video. I doubt she planned on falling on her face though!
Nah she’s just dence, or what we call in the trade, a peroxymoron.
Also, she looks pregnent in that video, maybe it’s the baby coming out of her mouth at the end.
Total fail. She could burst the ball as well as injure herself.
I watched some home shopping presentations that show how the gym ball is to be used. I might use better substitutes for the gym ball or I can exercise without a gym ball at all.
fricken blonde.