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A shipyard worker in Italy has his job title acronym on the back of his jacket.
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Acronyms Sometimes Suck.
Don’t be such an ASS!
Although Smiling Starts
Always…sm…
dang, this is hard. How about A Squeeze ‘Stead?
Awesome! Sounds Splendid.
*squeezes all*
Ah! Shadow! SURPRISE!!!
*advises sentence structuring*
Sorry if this double posts, it appears the blogmonster has totally nommed my first one
Ahhhhhh! So Scared!
Don’t sneak me up on me like that, BFF!
Hmm… apparently there appear to be two me’s today.
Alcohol’s strange, Shadow.
A snowy Saturday
Arghh… snow’s somewhere. Just not here.
No white Christmas for me.
You can have a tolerant mixed race christmas, right?
*waves “Change” banner*
♪ I’m dreaming of an Equal Opportunity Christmas…
In which all ethnicities feel at home… ♪
It’s snowy here right now. I leave in just a few hours. Thank GOD I’m taking the train and not flying!!
*Tight, yet gentle li’l birdy squeeze for Avis*
*forgot to mention: is scared of trains*
Trains aren’t that bad. You just have to prepare for the trip a little more thoroughly. Food, beverages, something to occupy the 20 plus hours, a pillow and a sleep mask. I also recommend hand sanitizer, moist towelettes, and dental hygiene stuff.
*squeezesback*
A 20 hour train ride??? wow! Where do you live, America??
Yep. 20 hours PLUS! From Chicago to New Mexico. Here’s hoping the person sitting next to me will be tolerable. I’ve had to sit next to some real creeps in the past.
Yes. Avis lives in Chicago, and has to take the train all the way to New Mexico. it’s roughly the same distance as taking a train from England down to about Romania.
Geee…It takes only about 6 hour train from far north to bottom south in Portugal :S
And it’s a really slow train -.-’
Amtrak isn’t exactly known for speed, but it’s faster than driving. It tops out at around 85 mph. But then there are the times when the train must pull off onto a “siding” to let a freight pass us. That can take awhile.
I never thought about what this rides equivalent would be in europe. Does that include the channel?
it was a rough guess, but you’d be surprised at the lack of time it takes to cross the channel. Eurostar can get from London to Paris in just over an hour, and at least 50 of those minutes are over ground.
Everyone I know who travels Europe mocks Amtrak. From what I hear, I can’t blame them. I try to avoid it because of how late they usually leave, the cost, and how long the trip is. Plus I’m told in Yugoslavia, they have TV in the train seats like some airlines. Even on the longest trip, Amtrak won’t do that.
Amtrak doesn’t have the funding to make it as nice as the trains in europe! In addition to the trains themselves not being super comfy, the condition of the tracks varies from state to state. Each state has some responsibility towards the tracks.
That said, coach on the train IS more comfy than coach on a plane. Trains are almost never late when leaving their point of origin. Chicago is a point of origin. It’s coming home that gets irksome.
It’s even worse than that Avis. Most of the track in the US is owned by freight companies. Notice that your Amtrak trains have to side to let the freight go by, and not vice-versa. Those companies maintain their tracks sufficient for freight trains, and don’t worry about how nice a ride they provide for the few Amtrak trains that go over them.
The freight lines own the tracks, but Amtrak pays for “right-of-way”. Every time an Amtrak train has to get over, Amtrak gets 10 grand. But when you consider the average payload of a freight train, it’s chump change.
And the government cut spending on tracks (they are supposed to help each state maintain it’s tracks) about 5 or so years ago so a lot of the Amtrak lines no longer exist.
Hee!
My favorite Amtrak line – “The faster the train the longer the walk out of the woods.”
Aww, so sure? As So Sorry. As so saw.
Damn it! No snow here either….
If it makes you feel better, we’ll get crappy rain and turn it into slush that is horrible for throwing and makes for a gray holiday.
sucks for u, i have snow all year long
Arachnids swarm sleeve!
A stupid synonym
Almost forgot… G’MORNIN’!
All squeezing suffices.
why would they do that?
Best one of them all.
It’s not his title, it’s what his co-workers think of him.
It still says one comment. . . what am I chopped liver?
It’s a conspiracy! 0.0
REPUBLICANS ARE SMART!!!
Lol.
Cut chopped liver some slack…wow, sounded wrong on this one.
I doubt it’s what his co.workers think of him because Italians suck at English xD
Yeah, funny how that works, huh?
You suck at life, I fear…
once again the joke title sucks. it would have been funnier just calling it ‘job title fail’
I like ‘em!
Hang on…
MS B LIKES THE JOKE TITLES SO STOP COMPLAINING!!!
There. Now we’ve established that.
Awww! Thanks!
*squeeze*
Now all we need to establish is a colony on mars.
And we need to anti-dis establish some mentarialism.
Ah man, if Failblog was its own planet…
We’d never get anything done.
You’re implying some people do?!?
No, no, no… well… I try to. Keyword, there, is “try”.
Do or do not, there is no “try.”
Ok, I choose do not!
*pinches Hammy on the cheek*
*doesn’t say which cheek*
Tried and failed?
Tried and died!
There’d be plenty of roleplay hornychat.
It’s a fail cos he’s a people, not a donkey.
How do you know he’s not an autobot sans steel?
A Cylon?!?!?!?!?!
Now that’s a Galactic leap of imagination!
*Jumps in*
I have a plan to cook a bun in a toaster oven.
Anyone interested?
Now all he needs is a BMW sticker.
*slaps a BMW sticker on Shadow’s ass*
WIN!!!
Ah damn. Emoticon fail. Oh well.
You good for nothing emotes. Why don’t you get off your asses and get a job like the rest of us?
*puts ASS jacket on emotes*
There, now everyone will know.
He’s a spider. It says so on the front: “IS TANT”.
ASS TAINTS?!? 0.0
The horror!
*swoons*
I can think of some that are…well…tainted is a good word.
*taunts Ms B’s ass*
Whoop!
You’re just jealous of what I’ve got in my trunk.
Your ass is tantalising?
As long as it’s not traumatising.
Not traumatizing, but quite titillating.
I’ve a dead body in the back of my car. . .oh, not that trunk.
That is a terrible pickup line Moomin.
Hey sexy, wanna see a cadaver? *purrs at Marius*
*Checks hatchback*
Am I in trouble?
I may have to hunt you down and force you to listen to the earworm you just inflicted on me. I’ll put it on repeat, for about a day or two.
You know I’ll be in your part of the country in one day. You aren’t THAT far out of reach!
By train, I’m quite enough out of reach for me to feel safe. :p
I’ll have access to a car when I get there.
Of course, I don’t drive AND I’ll be spending all my time with my mother.
Yeah, you’re pretty safe.
And it’s supposed to snow…a lot…today.
ummm… Ms B… could you pass the mind bleach?
There’s a vat over by the showers.
Does it have to be so low down?
*checks behind self warily*
Mwahahahahahahahaha!
He’s a weredonkey! He translates for other donkeys.
Some people don’t know their donkey from their elbow!
Maybe Asspirant?
Or “Associate wearer of that fluorescent jacket except this one’s got a hood”?
He’s an “Assuredly Safe Bloke cos he’s been covered in highlighter except the silver bits where they ran out”
Or he assumes that nobody fell overboard.
alcohol save souls
lol
took me a second to find the fail in the picture but it’s a good one.
who wears an olive hat with a pink hoodie?
fashion fail
… Hmmm… maybe… no. I don’t get the joke.
ooh, I know this one!
Yes it did, but what’s it called?!
Oh, wait… never mind.
its right next to the cruise ship.
Ewww, who dressed her?
Sorry for the doublepost:
His maxim could be something like:
Make assurance double sure!
Initially, I thought that there should be a law that all jerks self-identify, as this guy is doing, but then I realized that there probably aren’t enough yellow raincoats in the entire world to make it possible.
But who makes the distinction?
Here’s your sign!
*is afraid to look*
It’s a Bill Engvall joke. He’s been saying for years that all the stupid people should have a sign to let people know that they are in fact stupid.
I don’t think there would be room for everybody AND their signs, in most places at least.
*squeeze*
Stupid people would just keep bumping signs and getting mad about it. Stamp it on their forehead. Saves space and paper.
Sean Lock, although he admits he’d be terrible at it.
Haha. Well then, Robbie Williams would get the biggest sign.
“Oh look, the World W@nker Champion has arrived!”
Is he a w@nker? We don’t hear much about it in the States. Or maybe just me ’cause I don’t pay much attention…
Oh my god.
People,. listen: it’s not funny to turn foreign words to an english meaning.
For example: “Ass” is the german word for “ace”. I don’t know which country this pic is coming from, doesn’t matter anyway.
It’s like the english words “gift” and “mist” sound very funny for us Germans because in German language they mean “poison” and “animal shit”.
Oh, get over it. If those words are allowed to sound funny to you in german, this one is allowed to sound funny to us here.
*laughs anyway*
Be careful Avis, Germans can be good people (AE) however, the Teutonic reputation for brutality is well-founded. Their operas last three or four days and they have no word for “fluffy”.
Fluffengrüven?
Woof!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
HERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
*Sigh*
I’ll just have to sit this one out on the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron, while you young bloods link arms for the glorious final scrum down.
But you, Darling, can get out there with the other boys!
How hurt will you be if I give the honest answer, which is, No – I’d rather French-kiss a skunk?
*is of german heritage*
More than half!
*Is 50-50 Irish-German*
But all American.
*is of Irish heritage*
More than half!
We have. It’s “flauschig”.
*does a soldier salute*
SIR YES SIR!
*looks around somewhat nervously,whilst still saluting*
Hey Avis I got you this ace gift!… no wait.. Ass poison… wait… ummm…
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*snork!*
If you get a bad train companion, just offer him some German gifts.
I’ll just break out the garlicky hummus early if I get a bad companion. And the beef jerky. That’s it for smelly stuff, I try not to bring much of it, being in a confined space and all.
Mmmmmm…Hummus!!!!
*salivates*
*dreams of hummus*
“… the Failpeeps were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of hummus danced in their heads…”
In the words of George Clooney: “God bless the chickpea.”
The often misunderstood chickpea aka garbanzo bean.
*squeeze*
*writes hummus wrestling down on list of things to do on Christmas day*
How do you wrestle hummus?
in Hummus!
(lick clean!)
Do they regularly speak German in Italy?
Are you Italian, Jon??? Cuz’ I Ha….sorry, Dislike Berlusconi
Nah, I’m not Italian. Just fond of their food, and less so of their PM.
*snork!*
Fits the situation perfectly!
Wow, I’ve been *snork*ed at twice in 10 minutes. Usually I’m the one snorking.
*Gladyouappreciatemyhumo(u)rsqueeze*
*SNORK* at *snork*ing
That sounds so dirty.
Dirty is good.
Dirty is fun.
Good, clean fun.
Oh, wait…
Showers can be fun. Clean fun. In a highly technical way.
Soap can be pretty dirty…
Is it just me who freaks out at the sight of hair on a soap?
Okay good.
*nonHairySqueezies*
*painful squeezes*
(fell over 5 times on the way to work!- I hate ice!….and late shifts)
Oh No!!! I couldn’t even tell you how to be safe cuz I’ve not walked on ice before. You poor thing. Lots of aspirin for you sista.
*CarefulSqueezeHopeYouFeelBetterPatPat*
His job sucks asses
Finally Understanding Cool Killers
Also Sucks Somewhat
oh no
Oh, yes… 8)
Yes, oh yes!
“People look at me, and all they see is a piece of ass…”
A.S.S. is Airway Systems Specialist, I think
For what appears to be a cruise ship?
Amazing Ship Specialist, then.
In Italy?
Little Italy in NY?
Ask Soupy Sales?
Which would be accomplished with an Ask Soupy Seance.
And ends with a pie in the face.
*walks over with an innocent look*
What are we talking about? I have this banana cream pie that somebody just gave me and I have absolutely no idea what I should do with it.
*steals pie*
*noms*
Hey, that’s my Π!
*noms*
Hey, that’s me!
*Flees*
*collars*
*decorates Marius with remainder of pie*
*Realizes he is now disguised as a food product*
*Runs in terror*
*snaps fingers* Garçon!
My pie is runny.
I still have 3.14th of it left…
*noms π*
*hopes for π-neapple afters*
*Donates to K@ for Ice bruise comfort*
Jeez, Marius, don’t get so over-protective. People haven’t even figured out exactly how big that π is anyway, so it can’t be that important.
That pie ass queried?
That is my dreamjob! get paid to be an ass
That’s also my job title at the office—”Administrative Support Specialist”. I’m a failer too!
what an ass
A55 me no question I will tell you know lies.
The A55, also known as the North Wales Expressway, is a major road in Britain. Its entire length is a dual carriageway primary route, with the exception of the point where it crosses the Britannia Bridge over the Menai Strait. All junctions are grade separated except for two roundabouts — one east of Penmaenmawr and one in Llanfairfechan. The road originally ran from Chester to Bangor but was extended parallel to the A5 across Anglesey right into Holyhead Docks in 2001. The road improvements have been part funded with European money, under the Trans-European Networks programme, as the route is designated part of Euroroute E22 (Holyhead – Leeds – Amsterdam – Hamburg – Malmoe – Riga – Moscow – Perm – Ekaterinburg – Ishim).
This is a decorating WIN!
Well folks, I must be off VERY soon so I can get to the station early enough to get in line early enough so I can get a window seat.
I’ll be able to pop in every now and then starting tomorrow evening. See you all then!
Have fun, Merry Christmas, and If I can’t get here before Fluffy’s birthday, wish her a happy one for me!
*squeeze!*
Safe travels to my neck of the woods! (Sort of)
Have fun Avis!
*merrychristmassqueeze*
Enjoy and Merry Christmas!
*Little Birdy Squeeze*
Bye bye, Avis! Be safe, it’s a dangerous world out there for a little birdy.
Oh, and Merry Christmas to you too!
*squeezey-squeezes*
Be safe and have a great time!
how do u get those smiley faces???
Merry Holidays, and may your journey be a peaceful one!
*Safetravelssqueeze*
Ohhh, I recognize him now! He played the judge in the movie version of The Wall.
I feel for that poor guy. I’m a secretary – aka “administrative assistant.” Which, despite what one particularly clueless manager thought, isn’t abbreviated “admin. ass.”
I don’t think it’s a mistake…
wow. who knows? mabye he IS an ass…
=)
OMG tahts wut my gf worked as! She was ranked a major.
I dont wanna see what they call their civil workers
‘Ass’ title WIN.
If i gave someone a title like that at my work i would be sued. Lol … i love it!
FOREIGN
LANGUAGE
FAILS
ARE
NOT
REALLY
FAILS
I wouldn’t mind having “ASS” as my job title, that’d be pretty cool!
hehe that would give you a reson to troll the net all day long XD
ASS = Donkey
those letters are definitely applied to high on his back. it’s just anatomically incorrect.
Great “job”
That rockZ man
funniest fail ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A coworker used to be a teacher at a school. The school’s been renamed to (I think) Aldergrove Community HIgh now, but at the time it was Aldergrove Secondary School.
It was on every one of his paycheques: Joe Smith, ASS.
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Here’s the original e-mail
Hello All
It has come to my attention that Fincantari Yards has decided to create several new positions to help with the high unemployment in Italy apparently all you need to do is just stand around in a bright yellow Rain coat and do nothing.
Please see attached photo for a more detailed description about the position.
Regards
Ernesto
haha..that’s the acronym for my school x)
ALWAYS
START
SMART
XDDD
happy new yr
If I’m not mistaken, this is in Germany. I saw this while in the Frankfurt airport.
Well dats an interesting job
Nice job
!
hah, Nice ass !!!
In New Zealand we have the Aviation Security Service. But for some reason they call themselves “AvSec”
haha…WIN!!!