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His/her handicap is that he/she has really long legs.
That’s what she said
Not only is that phrase tiresome and cliched, but also makes no sense as a reply to czuhc’s statement. Ergo, you fail by a wide margin.
That’s what she said.
*explodes*
The hell you say!
*anklesqueeze*
Okay. The hell.
*anklesqueeze*
That’s what she said!
your comment arouses me
That isn’t what she said… I was there!
She said something similar though…
When used correctly, though, it is HILARIOUS. While Christmas shopping I saw guy looking at pressies with his girlfriend.
Guy: Wow! This is Soooos small!
Girl: That’s what I said.”
Restores your faith in humanity a bit.
Finally a car for Very Tall Man! (clickie)
I’d like to see the bylaw enforcement trying to put the ticket on that winshield
one truck to rule them all
A D-bag rides that
D-bag? Is that a rapper?
It’s Kanye West’s new nickname.
Hey GBF, I’mma let you finish, but Arthur had one of the best witty comebacks of all time!
ROTFL! WIN!
I’d like to see the wheelchair.
Not everyone who gets handicapped parking needs a wheelchair. They give them out to people who have heart problems, for instance.
Wonder how you get into that thing
Thats what the truck next to it is for.
From the bottom.
That’s what he said.
It’s like the car just saw a mouse and hitched it’s skirt up to scream.
It wants to flee the scene of the crime.
you will be a handicap when you fall out of it.
LMFAO SOOO TRUE!
You’re so special baby, but I’m not flyin’ that high.
This is obviously a car show, or possibly a truck show. At these events there are all kinds of exotic, strange, and even the absurd types of cars and trucks there. I don’t see how this is a “fail”.
The owner left it there so long that a palmtree grew through it.
I hate it when that happens!
The future of car manufacturing: Light weight, small enough for inner city parking lots, eco-friendly. It was about time!
Hey comment! Why are you a reply? I mean, we discussed this, didn’t we?
Sorry, an obvious fail on my part. I was replying to JS’ comment.
I was talking to myself.
erm… where you talking to yourself there as well, or can I reply?
You can park the eco-car under this one.
It is wasting so much fuel that the oil reserves disappear faster and ergo the change towards eco technology is pushed.
I have a friend who regularly argues this as a reason to drive a Hummer.
I’d rather park a mine under it… O_O
You’re right, the owner is mentally handicapped.
You’re obviously not the most attentive person, as the parking space is clearly marked as one reserved for handicapped people, and there is no way that any handicapped person could get off that car without breaking another limb, or leaping onto the car alongside, both extremely dangerous acts.
He could make a ladder from his hair.
Rapunzel had a sex change?!
Homopunzel.
Or Transpunzel.
Well it was obvious that Prince Charming was a raging homo, so she had to adapt if she wanted Happy Ever After!
Careful. Transpunzel wears a wig.
You’re obviously not the most attentive person either!
It is obviously a car show, they have either rented, or been given, exclusive access to the parking lot for a short period of time, and the fact that the lot is not currently being used for public parking escapes your cognitive grasp.
its still a dumbass truck
and its still a pretty funny picture, regardless of context
stop being a kill joy
Yours is the second comment to say this “is obviously a car show” so I also ask you how it is obvious. Where I live, the sight of two or more shiny Ford trucks parked next to each other without state-issued front license plates would be fairly common and would not indicate a car show in itself.
Well, it’s possible that there’s a really tall wheelchair lift on the opposite side of the truck.
I was thinking the same thing, JS. They’re using the parking lot for a show, hence the truck on the left and the tricked out vehicle on the right.
A lot of the “fails” on this blog simply don’t take context into account.
Since yours is the first comment to say this “is obviously a car show” I ask you how it is obvious. I currently reside in a state that does not issue license plates for the front of the vehicle, in a region of the state where the sight of two or more shiny Ford trucks parked next to each other would be fairly common.
It’s Roger Rabbit’s car! He’s handicapped as he’s only a cartoon.
Hand-drawn equals handicapped?
He’s artistic.
I know some self absorbed people and at least one of them is artistic.
Cheat :p
*squeeze*
‘Self-absorbed’ makes me picture some sort of inward turned sponge.
But if Betty absorbed herself, she’d be no more.
Waaaahhhh
*runs around screaming and waving arms*
Hey!
*runs with Jam, holding “Cease and Desist” notice*
*ceases to exist*
Does that mean you can mooch off yourself?
Hehehehe
Of course! :p
*squeeeeeee*
He has a big asso.
You never know, he might be mentally handicapped…
Born without a sense of taste?
Fashionly challenged.
Does stupidity count as a mental handicap?
My doctor just sighed when I asked that question…
I concur…you have to be pretty retarded to drive around in a stupid-ass truck like that!
Shouldn’t our FB ladies be happy with this? Everybody immediately assumes that the person owning this car must be male…
Except Czuhc, at the top, who has taken care to put he/she, incase he incurs the wrath of the PC police, who incidentally are under my command.
*shivers*
I’m really afraid of those guys.
What? the PCKGB? I love those guys and have never expressed any misgivings towards those charming Men/Women….
Just read your clickie. Funny.
Strangely you never see them in the House of Commons….
I’m not surprised. Heck, the Liberal Democrats barely get a place at PMQs, and they’re supposed to be the third largest party!
They would liven up PMQ’S Somewhat.
In the Euro elections a few months ago, they actually beat the ruling Labour Party in St Ives. That’s how much the Labs are hated by the voters, to be chosen worse than a party that doesn’t really have any policies.
It’s ok, PCKGB only bothers you if you do something bigoted. The PC Gestapo, on the other hand…
A woman would never be this insecure about the size of her chest. It must therefore be making up for the size of something else.
I have longer pipes at home.
Show them!
I tried but they don’t fit in my avatar.
Yeah right, little miss sunshine, keep telling that to yourself.
I’ve seen otherwise. ^^
Is this addressed to me?
What should I be telling myself?
Should I get out the chalk? How many lines would you like?
I guess he had too many lines already
>.> I bet he wears a mullet…
I love the way they wouldn’t get a parking ticket for this because the parking attendant wouldn’t be able to reach the windscreen to put the ticket on it.
Where can I buy that one??????!!!!!
NO ima! No! Be a grower not a shower
Why is that a fail? The truck clearly proves that the driver is retarded.
The go-faster flames really give it that extra je ne sais quoi.
Double Fail I’d Say !!
I bet the wheelchair goes under it, and then the pickup lowers to snuggle him in.
I lol’d.
And how do you know whoever rides that is NOT handicapped?
Because it would require a ladder and rigorous training in abseiling to get in and out of it.
If this is not a win – I really don’t know how else a win should be then…
SUV = Stupid Unnecessary Vehicle
Oh go plant a tree.
he would, but he’s already chained to one
he only has enough slack to use his laptop
If that’s their truck, I wonder what their wheelchair looks like.
Being handicapped isn’t always a problem with one’s arms or legs. For example, the driver of this vehicle could be blind.
that makes perfect sense, a blind driver
it doesnt really matter i suppose considering how big that truck is, so he/she could run everyboody over.
If he/she has a gps then that truck w/ a blind driver is a win!
Most drivers do appear to be blind.
If you aren’t blind,You will be soon after looking at that truck…
nevermind the parking… that truck is a fail.
is it a fail that some douchebag with a monster truck decided to park in a handicap spot so he could quickly get into Rite Aid and buy some more Monster Energy Drinks? No, its real life.
Dude better have one WIN of a tire jack in his payload if I see him…
I guess this guy COULD still be handicapped?
Yes, he is. He has no taste in cars and has no sense of empathy.
Also, Flag Code FAIL.
he broke his arm?
He’s just planning ahead you know. More than likely, you’re going to become handicapped just getting down from the truck.
When I see an AH like this in a handicapped zone I let the air out of a tire.
Pretty sure those huge tires aren’t knife-proof.
Just make sure you cut the valve stem…
Instead of a knife, simply use your multitool(e1 has 1 now dont they?) & firmly grasp the air valve with the pliers & give a firm twist and pull manouver. Should take you all of 1 second to make his/her day. They then hafta take it to a tire shop to fix it, lol.
This was taken at Mesa Riverview in Mesa, Arizona. If you look behind the truck, you see the stars for the “Toby Keith” bar. In that area there are only around 10-15 parking spots, so I assure y’all it was not a truck show
But it is a huge red-neck WIN!!!
Was this taken at a NASCAR race?
Allow me to explain:
The picture is at a FORD sales center. They obviously ran out of space so used a section of the customers parking lot to display the automobiles.
Note the lighting.. the American symbols..the shiny,new and clean Ford trucks parked in a row..i count three. This picture was taken at a Ford car dealership in Florida. Note the Palm tree, the lack of license plate at the front of the automobile and the fact that ..
erm it’s taken in the Mesa Riverview Shopping center.
1) There are many palm trees in the greater phx area (especially mesa)
2) In Arizona we do not use a front license plate, just a back.
so if you dont agree with me, then I guess you can have sex with my mom and die
Ken, just.. stop. it.
Damn, Grandpa’s got a pimped out ride. How the hell does he get in it?
That’s a nice tall suspension apparatus for an off-roader. I mean, I can drive it over ALL types of terrain, especially sharp crests and valleys as well as deep rocky rivers and lakes!
(See the world’s tallest off-roader at the Fail Raceway – be there!)
The bigger the lift kit and tires, the smaller the……. yeah, he may be disabled.
win
Remember, mental disability is a handicap too!
Not enough for disabled parking. Trust me, I know. I’ve been diagnosed with clinical depression…
Go slit your wrists.
It’s the canyonero – 12 yards long and two lanes wide
I guess this is a fail, if it wasnt at a car show.
uh… they must hide the handicapped people under the truck…
No entiendo nada!!
How do they even get IN that car, whether or not they’re handicapped. (Which I seriously doubt that the person who drives that is)
Oh, and I’d like to know how come some people, like Arthur Eld, have different pictures from the rest of us, because I’d really like to use either my “Ghost Adventures” or “Stormchasers” picture. Can anyone please explain to me???? *puppypouts*
I don’t see the problem. Clearly if they are driving a truck that looks like that, they are retarded.
I am registered disabled and drive a very big van (truck to you Americans….). It’s not a fancy pickup with jacked up suspension, just a normal 22ft long, 9 foot high Mercedes van, but I can’t count the number of times that predjudiced people have assumed that I must be using disabled parking spaces fraudulently and it’s pretty upsetting.
Just because it’s a large, unusual vehicle doesn’t mean that it isn’t adapted to allow it to be driven by a paraplegic. I have various things fitted to allow me to climb into the cab and it’s fully adapted to hand controls.
Next time you think about letting down someone’s tyres think about whether you are actually reacting to your own bigoted idea of what a disabled person is capable of doing, rather than considering that we are just people with the same interests and eccentricities as everyone else – and that includes monster trucks, if the person is interested in them.
And just for the record, I’m female and tasteless though that pickup is, I don’t think that anyone should be barred from owning one purely on grounds of disability!
nice story, but it has no relevance to the douche in the above picture.
and to add, if i was handicapped, having a lifted truck would be the last thing on my mind considering it would be, to put it bluntly, hard as hell to get in the vehicle with my disabled ass…
dang…
it must b hard to convice ppl of that….
but anyway
HAPPY NEW YR
IM SO EXCITED
TRUCK-BOAT-TRUCK!!!!
I like this, anyone who is metally retarded enough to do this to their truck deserves to park in the handicapped spot
All of you bad mouthing this truck are obviously jealous. And yes it is a car/truck show, you would be an idiot not to see that, see the tent in the background and the poles in front of that other truck?? besides, when was the last time you saw something like this driving down the street ? DUHHHHHH And you know… if given the chance… ALL of you would take this truck for a spin! haha all of you FAIL !