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first post
First comment on first post
Think he needs a rub n tug now
so do i
mee too
first comment on first post of first post
♪F**king Gay
“Second Post!”
Go away.. ♪
We didn’t start the flame war. Either I’m right, or you’re mentally deficient.
Nice one, homophobe.
lol win
I would refer the right honourable gentlemen to this link.
ht tp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
holy sh*t
arrrrgh!
most terrible how hes crying in end xD
awww poor boy/ girl (now (or somthing between))
After this, I think it indeterminable.
digg is so 2 years ago
lol win indeed.
I’ve heard gays use the word “gay” as an insult. Then they usually follow it up with “and not in a good way.”
of course, it’s really only okay if you’re gay and you say it. I never call things gay if i mean stupid. I’ve pulled it out before for special occasions, like when my friend started playing Celine Dion.
“I’m not even gay enough to listen to that.”
people are hatin on me 4 i left mai comment
Ahem. Water war.
Not trying to offend anybody, but saying FIRST
, is not cool and kinda lame…
Your face is not cool and kinda lame.
This is the best comment I’ve ever read
agreed
why it has to be always them nuts?
You all are FAIL
random last comment!
This video is poorly shoop’d
good thing males can reproduce with only one testicle
FIRST
blast
Oh, look one of the retarded first guys got Ninja’d…
Just in case u didn’t know… Typing first isn’t funny. It’s senceless…. save it for someone worth while… pleaze…..
senseless*
please*
fenceless?
defenseless?
against this……..
*hmmmmmfffrrrr*
not as bad as this guy
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
(*_*)
OMFG I’ve Rick Roll’d…..
WHY LORD WHY?
‘Never gonna give up, never gonna make cry i i’
‘Oh god no, why me?’
*Runs and Hides under his bed*
‘The GrammerNazi will never find me here!’
*rolls in to a ball and cry’s him self to sleep*
:.(
Rickroll is ALWAYS a WIN!
Just so its clear it pointless whining over someone typing first
FIRST comment on a comment on FIRST FIRST FAIL
You almost failed as much as that guy.
btw, that gotta hurt.
Did that bottle flung through his belly?
looks like it, but I just think it bounces to the right very fast. Sorry.
naw, I think it just accidenteed.
It Rochette’d off his balls.
Balls of steel
The bottle accidentally his whole belly.
fifth
It looks like it went RIGHT through his balls. He needs of cup of steal to block that chit.
Maybe that bottle stole his balls of “steal”?
… and they don’t take chits — only cash?
he needs a Nutty Buddy —
ht tp://www.nuttybuddy.com/fox-sports-science-nuttybuddy.html
Really? You couldn’t pass 6th grade before posting? I mean come on, that one hurt my brain and my brain is dead!
And that, kids, is why they say “Don’t try this at home.”
My husband’s favorite nutshot video ever. I can’t wait to tell him it ended up on Failblog!
Does your husband have a large collection of nutshot videos? Thats pretty wild, most people focus on something like anal or facials.
Nutshot videos?! Ahahaahahaha.
I’ve reviewed my list of the best nutshot videos for 2009 and this definitely takes the prize. In fact, this is the front runner for top nutshot video of the decade. I asked Emily’s husband and he concurred after i came on his ass cheeks.
Just in time for Christmas walnuts anyone?.
Should this one have “Evian” tattoed across in backwards?
Evian? why.
i got it john. Its a funny clever joke. Evian is Naive backwards. Old 5 eagles ruined it. Get him.
To be quite honest, I didn’t notice the evian/naive thing until Hammykins pointed it out.
I used the simple logic that impact and high speeds would leave a mark on his “walnuts”, and when something leaves an imprint, it is in reverse. To be quite honest, it’s pure coincidence I didn’t use Volvic or Highland Spring as an example.
nice story, john.
Third time is a charm?
*forgives the new zombie moderator*
*THIS time*
Jon, do you honestly expect us to believe you’ve never heard of George Carlin before? Clickie!! Clickie!!
(pasting the link seems to set off our not-so-moderate moderator)
You fail at logic.
Naive, lol
To infaility….and beyond!!!
To infertility, and beyond!
fix’d
This is probably quite true.
The slo-mo scream is demonic!
They always are. In fact, that’s how they make demonic sounds for movies and tv.
For every success there is an equal and opposite fail.
Who the hell cured cancer for this then?
^ I've read this three times today, and it's still making me laugh.Ditto
I was going to say something about equal and opposite reactions, but it wasn’t going to be nearly as funny.
Not for everybody. It is rocket science after all.
THAT THING WAS GOING SO FAST IT LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE IT WENT THRU HIS BALLS OR SOMETHING!!! HAHAHAHAHALMAO! i cant even see the bottle move back in slomo hjoly shit!
While I don’t think I would’ve phrased it quite like that, you pretty much summed up my thoughts on the video. It literally lept from his hand to his balls in 1/30th of a second. That is some serious speed!
Happy Monkey Day, Cloral!
Happy Monkey Day to you too! Almost forgot what day it was since I’m on Christmas Break now.
Whats Monkey day?
No idea, but it’s on my birthday… apparently.
Happy Monkey/Birthday freeless leader…..
*High Five To Arse Slap*
‘Oh, crap!’ Too soon????
“I know I am new…. I just wanna be part to the grou…p…”
*Bults off leaping through the back window*
“Whaaa…” *tut*
*Rolls himself up and runs away flailing his arms frantically*
Shouting laughin ‘T Hee T Hee Hee Hee Hee’
Sir, you are absolutely mad.
You’ll fit in swimmingly around here.
Happy Birthday Jon;!
Yes it was fast, but still it was a hit.
That will take care of the next generation of scientists.
I decree that in future all physics related experiments that are liable to end up on failblog (really, that’s most of them) to be captured using high speed film so that the slow motion shots are pure awesome.
wow-Deja Vu!!!
I love the “Are you ok?” ” Ouu NOOOOOOOO!”
I like that they called him Brian when it’s clearly Brianna now.
Let’s see… if he was holding it about 2 feet from his groin, and it traveled that distance in no more than 1/30th of a second, that makes at least 60 feet per second, or 3600 feet per minute, or 216000 feet per hour. Divide by 5280, and you get 41 miles per hour as the minimum speed. Youch!
Ummm you forgot to carry the one.
I gotta go with 5E here, the answer is always supposed to be 42.
Butt — if he had carried the 1 the answer would be 51 … or maybe its Mt McKinley
41?! In a rural area?
I’m afraid I’m gonna have to write him a ticket
Like I said ^^ he needed a Nutty Buddy – it can withstand a 90 mile/hour fast ball at 6 feet …
ht tp://www.nuttybuddy.com/fox-sports-science-nuttybuddy.html
Awesome.
Put your B@!!$ to the Wall!!
i think that is the most retarded rock song/rock video ever. The balls grabbing gesture of the lead singer creeps me out.
This is not funny. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUNNY VIDEOS! >:C
They’re on FailBlog. Like this video here.
How’d the lab report come out?
I normally wouldn’t waste my time, but since I’m at work AND bored AND it’s only 5 seconds long AND I’m on a Mac, I figured why not.
You are a phuqtard and the worst kind of person. I can’t wait until elementary school is back in session. I hope they haven’t kicked you out yet, because you desperately need some education.
Have I told you lately just how fond I am of you, ZA?
Would you mind saying just what the video shows?
I’m kind of curious but I don’t want to actually watch it.
Some poor kid gets a bottle hurled into his crotch at extremely high speed and waddles around actually screeching in agony while (un)helpful family member LOL on
Eugenics:
Not immoral when self-administered
Why am I laughing? Its not funny.
That’s what PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT is for.
Always wear your proper PPE when you SCIENCE.
This is how they should teach Newton’s Third Law. No one would be able to forget it.
Maybe he’ll pay attention in physics class now. Turn the projectile around knucklehead.
PHYSICS.
THEY COME HANDY IN THESE SITUATIONS.
That sounded like it hurt.
Something like that will end up on 1,000 Ways to Die
Bottled nuts are popular this time of year.
Am I the only one who realizes this kid hasn’t probably has no balls to speak of? His testicles probably haven’t even dropped yet.
thats awsome
I’m not excactly a doctor, but i think Brian is not okay.
^ Well, it's not exactly Brian science.If you had said Brian surgery I would have laughed.
^ Is ready for his rocket surgery.
If it is successful he might get the thrust of the joke.
We can then move into stage 2 of Humo(u)r 101!
You guys are jerks.
*puts Ethan in booster seat*
Hit him in his brainpan…er brainpants.
I AM excactly a doctor and I concur.
Oh man, black and blue balled!
It looked like it went through his stomach at first.
It probably was, this was a strong impact and would be extremely painful in the stomach, probably cause internal bleeding, you can actually die from it.
Darwin Award in 3…2…1….
it looked like it went right through his balls, it came out the other side
nutcracker!
How can that girl just giggle? I’d either be howling or crying!
LOL LOL LOL
There, it worked
If you zoom in like I did on paint you can see its a bottle, not water like the rest of the spray. Its too coloured and dense.
its alcohol and chlorine mixed together.. happens much more rapidly than soft drink and mentos.
i cant stop watching this!
that guy is really tough for standing as long as he did, i woulda hit the floor faster than a sack of crap
That’s going to leave a mark…… FOR LIFE!
I’ll never play with coke and mentos for the rest of my life
I seem to recall a previous fail “Believe in God, it is not rocket surgery”. Well, this certainly is very close to it.
yeeey my fail (but not me failing
) ^^
what was the experiment about?
i dont get it….
Omg thats soo painful, from his scream…
See this is why you should watch Mythbusters. If something is supposed to blow up but it doesn’t, the LAST thing you should try is to go in and try to disarm it.
What about going in and trying to detonate it?
BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!!!!!
More like BOOM GROINSHOT!
Please let this be the last post.
Did he died?
Well, that’s one kid getting well acquainted with Newton’s 3rd law.
Probably my favorite of his laws.
that thing went straight through him…
This is how evolution works. This inferior specimin of the human race is no longer capable of reproducing. Human kind evolves!
This would be more a long the lines of natural selection, which over several generations can lead to evolution, but the human race did not evolve instantly because this kid castrated himself. I do appreciate the fact that he removed his potential of contributing to the gene pool though.
Is it me or did the bottle went right through him at 0:21? rofltastic. Just the scream alone is win.
Girl:Brian are you ok?
Brian: AAAAAEEEEEEUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHH! AHHHHh! AHHHh!! AHHHh!
Guess he must be ok then…lol
Demonstration of rapidly expanding gases win.
thanks..:):):
So can someone tell me what was inside the bottle to make it launch with that kind of power???? I REALLY WANNA TRY THAT!!!!!!!!!!
minus the nut shot
Let us hope it struck him hard enough to prevent him from procreating, thereby cleaning up the gene pool a bit.
DAR- WIN!!
3rd law of motion in 3..2..1
Core right in the face!
I swear I saw it come out of his ass hole
that was epic
Total carnage. Rocket bottle again.
Did you see that rocket go through the kids b@lls? It got better penetration then his dad did at conception!
And this, folks, is why you never hold the bottle rocket backwards.
Once more the sadistic users of the FailBlog feast on the accidental mayhem of someone. Happy holidays to you hypocrites.
SONIC BOOM!
It’s over 9000!!!
“Rraawwrr!” 0:
I saw this on Most Amazing yesterday, the kid broke his ankle, but that wasn’t the worst part if you know what I mean
OOOOH GOD THAT IS FUNNY….LOOK AT YOU, YOU LITTLE IDIOT…YOU’RE IN SUCH HORRIBLE PAIN….AND I’M LAUGHING AT YOU….
That is one lab report I would LOVE to read!
“…Step 8. Pick Brian’s nuts off floor and drive to emergency room.”
I think i know this guy, yikes!
What did they wan’t to research? How to become impotent in less than 3 sekounds? xD
Honestly, using the Funny or Die video player is just NOT working! Use something that works, people! Funny or Die = FAIL. None of them work, and I end up having to go to DailyMotion or MySpace. Just pick a player that functions appropriately!
looks like this young man has found a new form of jet propulsion that will likely aid us in our quest for intergalactic space travel
happy new yr
ouch
that mustve hurt
no matter how many times i watch his scream in slomo makes me laugh
I’m kinda lost; what the heck did he just do that caused him so much pain?
I have the original long version (posted 2 months before this)
http://www.youtube.com/Arcanineisthebest
looks like Ford
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to shatter someones privates in a split second, the Nutcracker!
“Brian, are you ok?” No. Brian is not ok.
Nut shot! / ‘”jonny are you ok?”/ Sammules new name is Samantha / Theres a bottle thats should explode lets pick it up! / hey man did you hear that loud voice i think it sayd FATALITY
who needs surgery to have a sex change?