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I bet loads of guys want to live there!
I belive it a lil mosty…
I would ^^
I do!
i actually do it snowed yesterday and i froze some of it cause it dosent happen often.
That’s vagina-tacular!
^One of many adjectives you probably shouldn’t use when writing a love letter.
Too late
Damn, now I gotta rewrite that WHOLE thing!.
Dear X,
I’ve felt this way for a long time, but now I’m telling you. i think you’re utterly vagina-tacular. I would do anything just to back in your vagina-tacular glory. I think it would be the most vagina-tacular thing I’d ever experience if you just said yes… so will you marry me?
Yours, Me
21 vagina-tacular Street
Vagina Bech
LMAO… hahahahaha
My address is
Love Cave,
Vagina Bech.
Hey, think I’ve been to the Pooters. There.
Not to be confused with Love Canal, a singularly toxic place.
i saw a book in biology titled love canal than realied it was about the place where all those people died.
I bet a lot of guys drop their loads there.
♫ Come up and see me, make me smiiiiile ♫
bet it’s right next to a penis u la
the second proplem is faked for sure, you can see erased stuff, but im not sure about the other….
Jam, you’re hot
Dub be good to me!
What’s a bech?
A South African rear end.
checkit
*moons*
*moonsqueeze*
Wait, Jam! Don’t squeeze that!…
What?!… I was just checkin’ it and I think Granny needs new dentures.
that’s the result of too much flossing
curse these new age underthings, bring back granny panties!
You can have mine. I’ll drop them off for you.
dentures?
heh!
if the string breaks now I’m in serious sh!t
Is that a childs’ bracelet I see before me?
no arm in that
I had forgotten that one… thx!
bech
blech.
don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
don’t chalk it till you’ve pried it
are choo talking to me, jam!?
I’ll talk to you if you use the blue link, bottom right.
No – he’ll talk to you if he uses said button.
Dammit! You make good points Arthur.
now i feel like a right goose i do *facepalm*
why not like a left duck?
Cos one of the legs is both the same.
one of these things is not like the other.
Can you tell me how to get,How to get to Sesame Bech?
Don’t be ridiculous, Jam. Everyone knows the reply function doesn’t exist…
It doesn’t???
No. We’re all managing to sort our comments into posts that look like they’re responding to one other just to confuse others. Great fun on a rainy day.
I totally agree, granny… Wait what? Post goes where?!
Mail room.
That’s a sexist thing to say, why not the fe-mail room?
Because that is used for something else entirely!
plus, it’s all the way on vagina bech.
*Enters “Vagina Beach” on GPS…no luck*
Of course not. It’s spelled Bech, silly. Try again.
It’s south of W&M, rhsc.
Nope. This is all a figment of your !mag!nation. One day you’ll wake up, and wonder what on earth happened.
*wakes up*
Oh, man… what did I do last night? There was a vagina… and someone named Bech… oh, jeez.
I generally do anyway.
Sh1t, I think I just divided by zero….
Nope. This is all a figment of your 1mag1nation. One day you’ll wake up, and wonder what on earth happened.
Oh god the fabric of reality is torn when you reply to your own moderated post and I STILL can’t find Vagina Beach!
I would be happy to reply to your moderated post. And you can find Vagina Beach on google earth.
No, you were just saved by zero.
I’d like to live there.
liquid solid gaseous vagina
You forgot P
enislasma.It never hangs around long enough in this state
I’m in vagina bech
*swilling crappy house plays*
granny, you were born in vagina bech.
that place smells, but I spent my hole life trying to get back in
Did you try the back entrance?
there was a big man blocking the way
Jon, please do *snork*…hehehe
Didn’t we all born in vagina bech..hmmm…nevermind
burn? past or future?
Special FB Birthday greatings by t’Bloggy.
It’s going well so far! I’ve managed to get a post moderated, then divide by zero, now this! Blogmonster’s really pulling out the stops this year.
Errr, you had better check it hasn’t eaten the cake and nibbles, ’cause I think the balloons are gone
Granny, they are not for condom flossing.
*sigh
*runs away in what sounds like rubber pants*
We’d better rename Virginia before more children learn such horrible language.
We’d better rename vagina before children learn the horrible repruductive sistem
*shudders*
what about “the wizard’s sleeve”?
the state of wizard’s sleeve….hmmmmm
Hucha hucha hucha…..LOBSTER.
I just love ax wound at this time of the year
the majestic valley’s, her undulating plains and peaks
The red river?
I try to avoid the red river and use the dirt track at every opportunity
I hear that is an uphill struggle on occasion.
it takes a little logger, butt worth it in the long runs
Enough of your corny jokes.
no comments from the peanut gallery please
check out my granny pit
like a mincy tortilla unravel it
sorry, wrong blog
Wrong hole.
yer a good sh!t, granny… but who likes a long runny sh!t?
do you know this hucha.co.uk ????
Repruductive sistem… lol
I think we’d better rename every word so that children don’t find it so difficult to spell.
don’t be such a prud about spellink.
When the song “Sex on the be(a)ch” takes a drastic turn.
Sex goes in the be(a)ch, BF.
what goes in must come out.
1 out of 3 isn’t a bad effort.
Comics Sans fail.
Exactly my thoughts. The biggest fail in this is the teacher using Comic Sans MS as font for a test.
He is just a girls-lover. Maybe with some wrong attitude.
Morning all.
*squeezearound*
“2nd grade Social Studies test spelling fail”
Hehe dumb ass 2nd graders
is that where Bush comes from?
Bush comes from Vagina Zoo. He’s a
highlymoderately intelligent monkey.I heard he tried to fling poo at everyone and got sent to washingtin
flinging poo is a national political past time.
just make sure you have a Bush to hide behind when the poo hits the fan
But don’t fling poo back, or you’ll cause a Cheney reaction
or this really angry Scotsman O’Bama rocks up at your house
Been there once. Never again, coudln’t move for all the seamen.
they’re a crusty bunch of old salts eh?
I’ll take your word for it.
Actually, they can be quite sweet. But depending on how you encounter them…oh, forget it. Seamen are a complicated bunch.
fiddle me timber heave ho!
reminds me of an old joke about Iranians…
why are camels called ship of the desert?
Because they held you against the floor and had a go at you?
.
Sorry, that wink may have seemed somewhat inappropiate.
you may have to see the dock about that
people who live there must be cut above all.
Had a bad experience there. Got caught in a bush.
I had someone pretending to be a Vaginian, but he turned out to be a real dick
granny cat flap in a tranny trap flapSo he wasn’t really chuffed?
Screw Beverly Hills, let’s live here!
screw vagina let’s live there!
♪♫
... And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude --Joke that is, black humor, Texas tee-hee.
( Y'all come back now, y'hear? )
Lol, it says “bech”. Ha ha!
And I Live in the P**** city.
People who live there must be very lucky…..
Can someone clean the vote section? Is filled with spam =D
I tried living in Vagina one summer – man did I have to spend a lot of money buying girls liquor.
I flew all the way here for a type-o?
Negative.
well I better contract some sort of STD while I’m here or I want my money back
….and then bac-te-rial life.
That gives a whole new meaning to “You give me fever….”.
... and to Tiger Woods' "golf clap"I expect we’re gonorr-hoea more of this.
If I don’t speak to y’all again.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS BECHES!
you, too, gran ... and don't forget to fight them on the beches ... and carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old granny.*Christmassqueeze*
but people who live in virginia beach, really do call it vagina beach…
and all the things you hear about here are true
Hey are the alien rumors true?
I’ve seriously saw some UFO’s last time I went up there…But then again I live in Bad Newz. ahha
Maybe there really is a town called vagina?
He was extremely confused with the US state Virginia.
An imaginary line around the center of the earth is NOT NECESSARILY the equator – it could be a meridian. Agree?
Indeed, not just a meridian, but rather any “great circle”.
vingt sur vingt!
i woder what his teacher said
not funny. its even not funny if you put “penis” in there … why is a trolled form funny?
lol you guys made me laugh so fereaking hard.
yeah, there’s no imaginary line around the earth, everyone knows
I guess the state’s slogan applies here: Vagina Is For Lovers.
I think I saw a post on MyLifeIsAverage about someone who got a call from their daughter’s teacher saying “You should teach your daughter the difference between Virginia and vagina.”
yea, i saw that too. cool
Well Vagina Beach fits it very well. and Vagina Beach, Vagina fits the state even better!
thats just awful… it would be terrible to live in “Vagina”!
I did come out of it at some point.
Wouldn’t want to be there at low tide.
i’d hate to live there during the rainy “period”
HOLY CRAP VAGINA BECH. Haha he means Virginia Beach. I live there! Funny story too, every time I have to spell out virginia I think vagina in my head.
hopefully he didn’t wrote “vagina bitch” x)
Win
OMFG THATS MINE!!!
I did that in 5th grade at Ocean lakes elementary school… ms. mcfarlens class HOWD IT GET ON HERE
Hey your a local!! I went to holland elem.
I did not. Am from Holland tho’
Green Run Elem. Princess Anne Junior High, Green Run High. Go Stallions!
A spelling mistake by a 2nd grader…how is this a fail?
Er, what? A Spelling Mistake? This is one of biblical proportions. If you want to write Virginia Beach and come up with “vagina bech” you’re not worth your crayons.
I’ve been to the place, i love it there. Can’t wait to get back. Isn’t it near Grand Tetons park? hehehe
I suddenly remember what Rowan Atkinson said about Nelson’s Column and about St Paul’s Cathedral. And the PTT Tower, of course.
- It is Nelson’s…. Willie!
- It’s the world’s biggest tittie!
- It’s the PTT Prick, plunging into mother earth!
Vagina Beach…
How many times have a I heard that joke?
Hell…I LIVE in Virginia…
Also, poor kid. He lives in Virginia Beach! That just sucks! All the gangs…Murders…Aliens.
…Ohh…The aliens…GAH.
wtf? aliens lol since when? yeah everyone here has made that mistake its not even funny to us
No sweat. Over here, while not very common, the name “Aline” is shared by quite a number of girls. It’s just another matter of bad spelling. Aline -> Alien.
I live in Virginia Beach and have for most of my life. For a city its size, Virginia Beach has an amazingly low crime rate. I’m not sure where you are getting your crime data. Sure, there are some gangs here, they are everywhere. But we don’t have that many murders compared to the size of the population.
I live in Vagina… er… Virginia Beach!!
What amazes me is that he managed to spell “equator” properly.
Omg you would not believe how long it took me to work out what it was actually meant to say. Duhhhh.
Dear poster: You also don’t know how to spell Virginia. In your tags, you wrote “Virgina.”
Maybe s/he was thinking Chrismas…
“… ex Maria virgina, et homo factus est …”
standard mass text, anyway.
Stolen from funny exam. STOP STEALING PICS FROM OTHER SITES PEOPLE!
The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness…
this was not stolen from another sight – it was also not written by a 5th grader – it’s actually my daughters social studies test – I scanned it in myself!
the apple does not fall far from the tree…
taken from another WHAT?
Since no reply ensues:
not SIGHT, but SITE.
… that isn’t far from here.
A boy in a year 7 science class presentation about organism:
Living orgasms are tiny things that are everywhere.
So, apart from spelling correctly (which he could not) there was the matter of knowing what you are talking about (of which he did not have the foggiest.)
Isn’t there another, possibly more worrying fail here? Shouldn’t, “What state do you live in?” read “In which state to you live?”… As should the question regarding city residency.
As Churchill said, after having been told that a sentence could never end in a preposition:
“That is exactly the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.”
O_o
someone cant spell
Post title win
Yeah I had the misfortune of living there for a year, that pretty much depicts how bright the people are there…. Va Beach FTL!!!
The sad thing is I actually live in the place trying to be spelled…
you can bet that gene pool is in trouble
This was when Kelly was a baby, betch.