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Hip hop.
tip top.
nick knock
knock up
WIN.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
You rock ben!
this girl sounds like a good time…
the guys must have fun with her…
hope the guys r smarter….
Now that girl is stupid!!
Ps: C-C-C-C-C-Combo breakers suck!!
what do you expect her user name is princes
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
You stole my idea and did it about 10 seconds after me. Congrats, you just got Ninja’d.
…your idea?
*derisivesnork*
O rly?… But Warkst didn’t use ALL CAPS!!!!1!!11!1one!elebenty!!1 and he put an exclamation mark.
and he added 1 more “c”
I just lost my faith in mankind
Lol newb.
Mankind doesn’t need faith.
That’s why no one likes Osama anymore.
OMGLOL.
*Obama
Pretty much the same thing, Osama, Obama no difference
this is why we need sex ed in schools.
No, it looks like an Abstinence Only class is all her family needs to procreate their idiotic ideology.
Amen, seriously.
I hope she doesn’t conceive, but probably will.
Yes you can, but you shouldn’t.
With her cousin…
No. This is why we need parents who are smart enough to teach their children stuff before they let them go into the real world.
Oh, her mother told her that she would get pregnant by having sex, and abstinence only education would be all “OMG DON’T HAVE SEX OR ELSE YOU’LL GET PREGNANT, GET AIDS, AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH FROM STDS.”
This is just pure stupid on behalf of the girl.
just for your information its not called STDs anymore. Its STI.
No, that’s a Subaru.
Unless you’re calling a Subaru a sexually transmitted disease.
They are not called STD anymore cause they are not diseases they are an infection. Hense STI Sexually Transmitted Infection… Look it up.
wuts a infekshun?
Fail
I’m pretty sure you mean Subaru.
AIDS is NOT an INFECTION.
AIDS is a Subaru.
NOO im a SUBARU!!!
Hi Nicole,
Infections are involved, and those infections are transmitted sexually, but those infections causes the diseases that most people know about. For example, HIV is the infection, but the disease is AIDS, and people say that AIDS is an STD, not that HIV is an STI.
I did actually look it up, and STD is the preferred usage among family life education programs in more than 65% of school systems in the United States, even if STI is more technically correct.
Regards,
Andrew
you all=win/fail I don’t know which one, so you all are both.
some are diseases, which means you have to live with it, like a virus, some are infections, which have medications…just for your information
actually std’s (sexually transmitted disease) are the non-curable and sti’s(sexually transmitted infection) are the cureable. sincerely
in med school to be an ob/gyn
Chlamydia , gonorrhea and syphilis are all std’s and can be cured with proper medication.I googled sti,and nothing at all came up about sexually transmitted infection.I work in a medical lab and have NEVER heard this term.I think you should consider a new profession.
Hi, Lisa. STI is an English term for STD. I think the rest of the world refers to it as STD. The idiot who got all clever saying it’s “STI” now didn’t think that maybe people outside the UK would be reading this…
Sex is only to reproduce.
lol… yeah right!
What planet are you from?
Since when!?!?
This is stupid, I just don’t get it! How can I become anorexic if I don’t eat? Really, can I become really thin if I don’t eat at all?
My mom must be an idiot. She said shooting yourself in the face could kill you. I mean, come on, could a gun really blow your head off? Shooting yourself is about watching an explosion up-close, it’s not about death.
bahahahaha!
i’ll get a towel…
never mind towel, i’ll get the mop
Never mind the mop, I’ll get a tarp.
never mind the tarp, I’ll get a hose
Never mind the tarp, I’ll get a ShamWow.
You are made of win.
You, sir, wins.
I smell a possible meme.
Not really. At the end of “Fight Club”, the narrator shoots himself in the face (to be exact, in the cheek), and he didn’t die.
Yep, thats why they need comprehensive sex education.
Wait, even abstinence only would teach her that pregnancy is caused by sex so she is just a retard.
There are several good arguments for sex ed in schools, but this is not one of them, as it is obviously a fake question. (Fake in the sense that the person asking it already knew the answer.)
Yes, I know stupidity is infinite, but anyone that stupid wouldn’t be able to operate a computer or write in complete sentences. This is a fake.
I figured that it was a fake, no one save for some one with an IQ less than 60 would be so slow on the uptake. Come on, now.
I think it goes without saying that you really NEED to educate your kid on the facts of life early and often in this day and age. I’d rather my kid hear the truth from me than some BS on the street. ANY question he has for me, I will try my damnedest to answer, and if I don’t know, I will tell him I don’t know and I will find out…
This is obviously fake. The person writing this misspells the easy words, yet gets “conceives” correct. If she understands the idea of conception = making a baby, then she’s gotta know how to do it.
Fake
I know this user and she is a big time troll (hilarious too). Most of her “questions” are in regards to Chuck Norris or Uranus.
Nah, she probably was typing it up on her brand new G1 or i-phone, they all got T-9 word prog on’em, thats why she types up so smart, but she’s f……g stupid, and now days girls dont need much IQ, to type sh..t up on the phone. my girl dont comprehend computer at all, but she can out type me on her phone………very very SAD!!!!!
Not that I don’t agree with you about her being stupid, but your comment was the most sexist and stereotypical thing I have EVER seen. I think you ought to take a look at your own IQ, actually, because your comment is full of grammatical errors.
I am a girl and I don’t have a G1 or an iPhone, and my spelling is perfectly good. Try not to spread your medieval point of view to the rest of us in the future.
but he is right lol ( u got da pwnmattoooorr)
You are right. KgB is an accomplished village idiot. “my girl dont comprehend computer at all…”? Lord save us.
Excuse me? This girl has obviously been brought up in a sheltered family life and her school is to be held responsible if she is stupid, how ever, most “girls” don’t use predicition whilst texting you ignorant moron. Men type just as much as girls do, except they use a lot more swearing than they do, you’re a sexist idiot and you should really shut up before you make more of an ass out of yourself, since you don’t seem to me to have much of an IQ, given your own syntax errors, ever heard of a comma or a semicolon? How sad indeed.
Please tell me that the use of the English language in this reply is this bad on purpose. If it isn’t, and you’re truly an English teacher, they must be handing out degrees off the dollar menu these days.
you are my hero…
Ever heard of a sentence that really does drag on too long? Yeah, that’s what you just used, doofus… I doubt the validity of your ‘teacher’ title, you just sound like a bit of a moron: e.g. “however” is one word.
I don’t think she was using an iPhone. I have an iPhone and it would automatically change i to I and correct the spelling for “sence”. Also the iPhone has a qwerty keypad, not a number pad so it can’t use T9, which stands for texting on 9 keys.
No one this stupid would understand how to correctly use “conceiving” in a sentence.
Definitely. “I dont knwo if i cna get pregnint havin sex i just wanna know the probability of insemination.”
She can’t write in complete sentances. Or spell. Or use grammer. I’m suprised she knows the word concieving though
I think you’ll find the correct spellings are “sentences” and “conceiving”.
Oh yeah and fyi, if you want to correct someone on their ‘grammer’, at least learn that its spelled ‘grammar’, doofus…
Hun before you start trying to make yourself lol smart, check if what you want to write it right, in the UK and the USA you spell grammer and grammar differently and that both are acceptable.
Made a mistake and by accident wrote lol instead of look
Dont let em reproduce theirselfes!!!!
or the next generetion is surroundet by idiots too…
em, theirselfes, generetion, surroundet?
at least you typed the write ‘too’.
but you’re not one to be calling people idiots, and if anyone shouldn’t reproduce, it’s definitely you. (:
I think you meant “right”.
pawt, cattle, black, looks like
oh come on, he’s obviously a non-native English speaker -.-
nd hes dyslexic!!!! u shudnt b sew meeen!1!!!!!!11!
ok did you do that on purpose??
Isn’t it blisteringly obvious that he’s making fun of her? It’s called sarcasm! I hope this is a fake, because anyone this ignorant should be sterilized! Maybe that’s a little harsh,but it’s how I feel.
Don’t be a douche, what if Dahumanz doesn’t speak english very well?
Arrogant american..
Am I the only one here who figured that was probably a joke?
LOLS. You misspelled next.
Finally, someone willing to point out a spelling error in a comment! You have done a great service to all who view this page, Sir!
You ever see that movie Idiocracy with Luke Wilson? That just popped into my mind after I read that.
yeah, funny movie. sad considering that is where society is headed.
This coming from a guy who cant spell…and that’s not right, not allowing people to reproduce because they’re a bit slow, thats like saying blacks or mexicans shouldn’t reproduce because they’ll contaminate the population.
Good idea.
Agreed – sex ed in schools, parental involvement, the whole nine yards. Oy. This is how dumb breeds.
this is why we need sex ed to becomes like mandatory in Alabama.
Yeah like sure y’know n’stuff.
Seriously? You do realize we have NASA here right? Huntsville has the highest concentration of engineers in the country and one of the highest ratios of PhDs.
Everyone that lives in Alabama is not the stereotypical drooling redneck.
Proof
http://www.tennessee-valley.org/communities/huntsville/comm_profile.html
No, just all the ones who didn’t move there for NASA. :O
I find it funny how she says “ONE of my boyfriends” like WTF this girl sounds like she’s 12
You noticed too?!
The fact that she writes ‘One of my boyfriends’ disturbes me the most. No sex ed to cure that.
this is why we need to take away cell phones from dumb blondes.
Think about it: she obviously texts a LOT since the microwaves in her phone have melted her brain, but it also distracted her while the Sex Ed was going on.
And if they show the video, then I can’t blame her. The diagrams from a fourth grader’s point of view (male or female) is still “EWW-worthy” to them.
Just tell her that her boyfriends should grow a condom before you have sex. Natural condoms are SUPER EFFECTIVE! That’s direct from the “Birth Control Methods for DUMMIES!” book. Well, it was on FAIL Blog instead, but you learn more here than in a book nowadays. Unless the book tells her parents to TELL HER THIS STUFF.
They should call this a Parenting Fail.
Moreso this is why parents should explain sex to kids instead of relying on media
Wait a minute…. ONE of her boyfriends that rides the bus with her?
guess she forgot to read her manual…..
holds up sign stating that he is new….
and walks out giving everyone the bird…. perhaps even a seagull
hop hop
I wonder how she thinks people _do_ get pregnant. :/
Mailorder?
Stork?
“Kids delivery service, may I take your order?”
my mom said i was plucked from the cabbage patch.
MY DAD SAYS I WUS FOUND UNDER A BUSH
He never said what kind….
Yeah,I remember when I was in 4th grade and didnt do well in exams,my mom said that she will return me back and buy a new baby if I dont do well next time.I then asked to whom she will return and she said to some hospital through ebay.LOL….But I knew that ”babies are made in stomach”.LOL
Yeah, sure. I want a baby with dark hair and blue eyes, please.
They’re delicious!
ZOMG I ROFLED SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS…….. YOU ARE LIKE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Internet?
(clickie)
Hmmm, at least no one has ever said you can get pregnant from cake……errr…..ewww
Oh crap, my mind is evil….
Someone pass the mind bleach.
Kinky.
the bu- variety? Oh wait, not sure you CAN get pregnant that way.
CILF?
PILF. Pastry. doesnt have to be so narrow as to be cake.
American Pie already displayed the outcome of this.
The stork had sex with momz ? :S
FAMILY GUY REFERENCE WIN
Everyone know you get pregnant by kissing. Duh.
Failed to add an s there though.
S is just s and feeling good things there.Or by sitting on a toilet after a guy has been sitting on it
That only works if the guy is still sitting on it.
rofl
Yeah, that can get you pregnant too.
That totally made me roofle.
HOUSE REFERENCE WIN
I laughed soooo hard when I read this
Oh and sorry if my english is not good, I am German.
by the Hands of God?
But can he clap?
if he can shes got a problem…
Blow jobs. That’s how the semen gets in your belly. DUH!
WIN
Just spit it out the window and you’ll never get pregnant.
that’s only if you’re using windows. Won’t work on apple!
Can you eat windows?
No, i tried eating my computer once, didnt work out too well…
noh, i trid too eet my compuuter once, deendnt werk too well
No wonder birds act like they crap near open windows…
She’s right. She can’t become pregnant from having sex because she and her boyfriends haven’t hit puberty yet.
then she cannot have sex neither… unless you are speaking about our hero… PEDOBEAR is aiming a new target… headshot
You accidenty your brain.
if this is a refrence to Jacob out of the *Shudders* Twligt series…..your like, the best. Pure Win your post is.
if it wans’t a refrence to Jacob…..well then It should be.
O_O
you ARE kidding, right? lol
Ebay
Through sin, of course. You know, eating apples, not giving money to your church, cursing, not believing in Jesus, allowing homosexuals to marry, etc. All of that gets you pregnant. Sex is just fun, though.
Did she say “one of her boyfriends”?
But, seriously, no duh that this question is fake. If it was real, then there would be so many questions on how a teenage girl would know the first thing about sex w/out knowing STDs or pregnancy. I would’ve answered, “Don’t do it, ‘cuz that guy’s probably had more boyfriends than you.” I would’ve been right too.
My one teacher back in high school said her best friend thought it ws when nipples rubbed up against each other.. -,-
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
Right up there with my idiot neighbor who thinks that the lesbians across the hall have sex by humping each other’s legs.
That’s not how lesbians have sex? :O
He must have the most boring wet dreams.
Swimming pools and toilet seats
Swallow.
It didn’t help my sea level go down/ I’ll take a deep breath/ But I’ll come back to haunt you if I drown…
Swallow…
prolly bellybutton?
they grow out of your ear right?
but its like i dont get it anyways ya know? I mean and evrything and stuffz.
And… OMG look a cloud, that looks like a pony!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!
errr… yes we are SOOO ready to have sex! and were ready to drink and to drive and both and stuffys.
And… you know once I saw a duck and the duck was like walking around and stuff!!! I thought they could only swimms in waters??
I was O.M.G. you sooo totally wooont believe what I just saw and something!!1!!
And then i was like…
um where am I?
+900,000 points for accuracy.
night clubs and beer
I was summoned
Win
one of her boyfriends…?
…that ride the bus with her. Guess they didn’t read the sign…
Bravo! That comment just made my morning.
can i get on her bus lol
she sounds like 12
Except when I was 8, I was way smarter than that.
I saw the sign… it opened up my eyes
And she might even get ♫ All That She Wants ♫ …
…that ride the bus with her. Guess they didn’t read the sign…
what the handicap sign? =)
Clickie.
Yeah, in the 4th grade.
that is just disturbing
Fourth!
Failth!
Filth!
Filth and AIDS!
Pregnanth!
Lithp!
C-C-C-C-COMMBO BREAKER!!!
FK YEH!
In your dreams sweetheart, in your dreams…
should probably wait till she finds her prince..
Well it makes Sence?
no, it makes sex!
It puts the lotion in the basket?
It does this whenever it’s told.
Hell yeah,or it gets the hose!
I think she meant it makes scents.
She does it for cents? Shame on her!
Pecunia non olet.
Veni. Vidi. Gravida.Romani. Eunt. Domun.
Non sum pisces
Of course you’re not a fish, you’re a custard fairy!
‘Red Dwarf’ quote, but thank you for reading it!
“Cacito, ergo sum.” – Had Descartes been a troll …
Also, I was totally thinking John Cleese had an H in his name. Unless that’s another Cleese and some other subpop culture reference that we are all not cool enough to understand
No, just my name is Jon. You’d know that if you’d been here more than 30 seconds.
“if you never got payed for sex, think of all the times you’ve been fu**ed up for free”
*mornin’squeezes*
….but I like getting Fooked up….Hmmm
*ponders*
I can hookah you up
Awww sweetie, you are the perfect drug!
It just makes seance.You should always try to strike a happy medium. After which the medium won’t be quite so happy …
Paid*
I don’t think I’ve ever been more sad to be an American =\
Once again, I have to point out, this may not be an American kid. (judging by the spelling of Mom, it is more likely, but don’t be so quick jump to a conclusion!)
Hahahaha! As if there was another country with internet on the planet! You’re funny!
*snork*
*freezysqueezes*
You’re having snow, too? Sure it’s not …umm… thick rain and fog?
It goes crunch when you stand on it, and I keep falling over, but granted it could just be very low lying cloud.
I hate it when reality destroys my stereotypes! Hrmpf!
Pesky reality!
Hrumph.
We really should do something about it.
YEAH! I’m sick of reality! Always telling me what is and what isn’t! PAH! I’ll… I’ll… watch this:
*shakes fist at reality*
Take that, biatch!
*pokes reality with a sick*
*throws snowballs at reality*
*fires artillery shells at reality*
*launches full scale invasion of reality with tanks, soldiers and helicopters*
Aww tank you GBF
it’s reality, not iraque
You’re welcome. Anything for my custardy chum!
*shockandawesqueeze*
*Signs up for war against reality*
But not really… that would be hypocritic!
We should nuke reality!
*sends memo to President Will Smith about necessity of total nuclear atssault on reality*
*realises reality is dead*
Umm, guys you might want to stop now.
*sees General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra with massive army*
OOH! I wanna kill reality, too!
*Calls in First Mythological Being Platoon, loads up Anti-Matter Canon, and hits the Improbability Drive*
Is it just me, or did a whale and two pots of petunias just land on reality?
That was my interdimensional trash can.
It has shiny knobs. :waggles eyebrows:
Look, there goes an artichoke.
What is this “reality” you speak of?
A shared conciousness of moral and ethical ideaology, and the physical construction that encompasses it.
*scratches head*
Wow, this medicine is really good.
*rejects your reality and substitutes his own*
Gives reality a doughnut! C-c-c-c-combo-breaker!
*dives under a chair*
Yes, crisp cloud.
I am sure she is!
DUH it’s an american kid. Only americans don’t know how to have sex. Americans think you get pregnant by kissing.
I’m American and I don’t think that.
she rides the short bus
and yes not all american kids think that.
But only Americans ask questions like that on the Internet.
Half my country is filled with degenerate dumbasses… Great.
Is your country, by chance, accepting immigrants?
‘cuz here, the ratio is like 95% degenerate dumbasses, and the remaining 5% are worse…
Corey says:
Half my country is filled with degenerate dumbasses… Great.
It is great. them being dumb makes you smarter by comparison.
It´s a country full of oportunities… but I know that, in the future, the mentally disabled will lead the blind…
Hey, that’s actually not a bad idea. Seeing-eye-people and thinking-brain-people, unite!
Unfortunately, in America, the mentally disabled have been leading the blind for longer than anyone can remember.
Example A: George W. Bush
Far more than half. Don’t sell yourself short!
Oh here in Germany and I believe everywhere else there are plenty of theese smart people.
I suspect few non-American kids would be quite so ignorant…
I bet she never heard of AIDS too
*evil laugh*
AIDS and pregnancy make no sense. it’s just about feeling good things here
OMG. How old is she (mentally I mean)?9?
Mentally she is -2.
obvious troll is obvious :<
No kidding. “Princess” is famous for posting fake questions on Yahoo!Answers. She chose as “best answer” to her question the reply, “Don’t worry, Uranus will never get you pregnant” (to which she responded, “Ok dat mekes meh feel bettah.”)
Her most recent user account is a couple weeks old, and includes the statements:
People have weird hobbies…
Yeah, look at us!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*Stops juggling kumquats while wearing suspenders and singing Broadway tunes translated into Aborigine*
Weird? Not us.
*holds up finished porcelain replica of Swansea, painted aubergine*
Sorry, what? Us, weird? Never.
Neh, me neither. *goes back to stitching demonic plushies while humming in Japanese*
Win for knowing how to hum in Japanese.
*Completes own musical recording of ‘How I like to eat cheese’ while wearing
are we getting a conscience? me do’wanna!
says the person who KILLED reality.
you killed all the fun, now who is gunna hurt reality and make it cry in a corner and cut its self??
you didnt think about that did you??
thanks for ruining my non strange life, thats all i know to do, i dont even know how to pee..
Every one of these yahoo answers fails are fails in themselves. Really not that funny when it’s all set up for the screenshot on failblog. :/
Hmmm.Me finding that out from you is like finding out that Santa exists only in my head.
I saw the same question posted under another username. It made me feel a lot better about my generation.
Still made my day, though. The answers were even better. XD
wtf is sex?
I’ts when Mommy and Daddy love each other very much and… no wait, that’t the OLD sex… nowadays it’s when Little Jane and Little Johny ride on the bus together every day and sort of don’t totally hate each other and then meet on a party and get drunk and then…..
*splurts and then casually wipes the coffee off her screen*
♫ When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn ♫
According to Bart Simspson, it’s the birds and the bees doing it.
Together
Ewwwww
And that’s how flying roses were created.
That would have made sense if BFF said “birds and flowers”. Which he didn’t. Ah well.
I’m covered in beeeees….
You too?
I just put on my beard of bees.
Eddie Izzard reference FTW!
…and the hummingbird bakery?
They’ve got a bun in the oven…
Ordered by the educated fleas, no doubt?
I have lost faith in humanity…..again….
Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
But… I don’t feel like shagging a sheep.
Since when
*feels Arthurs Forhead*
Are you sickening for something?
You must have missed a frequent joke… It’s a long story… Nevermind.
*hides*
Probably missed it, I do quite frequently.
It was about time that you apologize for your cold!
*sneezes*
AAAAAHH!!!! SWINE FLU!!!!
*klaxons sound*
*men in biohazard suits put plastic bubble around k@*
*everyone is evacuated within a 50 mile radius*
Not *grumbles*
It is actually just a cold, else I wouldn’t have made it into work today.
*blows nose*
*biohazard sqeeze*
Here, have a shot of ebola. You won’t die from swine flu.
*takes a sip*
*eyes bulge*
*explodes*
*shovels body double remains under the carpet*
*rushes in, with very worried look on face*
Has anyone seen my body double? The one that reanimates after death and violently attacks random passersby, causing them to become one of the undead? I swear I saw him in here…
*stands in front of bulge under carpet*
Nooooo… It’s not here. Definitely not.
*politicians grin*
You may want to put some platform shoes on, It may take a while for this one to get it’s act together.
Y’alright, Failpeeps? Nice da-
Aargh!!
*nommed by body double*
*slaps body double with shellacked halibut*
We *slap*
do *slap*
Not *slap*
nom *slap*
Fail *slap*
Friends *slap*
And 1 for luck *slap*
Failpeeps are NOT food!!!
Blearrgh!
Failpeeps…not…friends…failpeeps…FOOD!…
*twitches*
FIRST!11!1!1one1!
*twitches*
Click for hot chix!
*twitches*
*enters room in Ghostbuster’s outfit with “Ghost” crudely scribbled out and replaced with “Zombie” in messy Sharpie*
*”Ghostbusters” theme tune plays*
*fires antidote bullet at the zombified Jon via sniper rifle*
That oughta do the trick.
Whew. I think I’m better now…
*spots half nommed troll*
Oh my… did I…? *blech*
Jon? are you ok? I thought we where gonna lose you!
*shakes Jon vigorously by the shoulders*
Hang on…. GBF, your name’s back!
What happened to the retro name?
Hey everybody! It’s Jon’s birthday!!!
Happy birthday JON!!!!
*squeezes Jon*
*mumbles*
oops… hehehe
well,we can pretende we’re in asia, or not touch this thread till tomorrow…
(this shoud ad an edit button)
*touches thread*
So have I, so have I…
Wow…….this girl is an IDIOT lol but i gotta love all the fail up in this
Man, what if she’s like eight years old? She might know about sex being fun, etc, from hearing about it, but not know all the gory details of conception and reproduction. She may not even really know what sex is, she’s just heard it talked about.
This is a really epic FAIL.
That is a DRASTIC understatement.
Yup … totally a fake post …
As for the birds and bees, you’ll never look at honey-glazed pheasant the same way again.
Only furries would take it seriously, though.
I’ve never actually heard the “birds and bees” explanation, and I’m curious how it goes. My parents just sat me down and told me the facts, and it wasn’t until much later that I heard about the stork and the cabbage patch and even an interesting tale about a fish swimming in a creek … but no birds and bees.
Someone please tell me, just for my own amusement
“Well, son, remember last time we went to the h00kers downtown? Well, birds and bees are like that, too”
Well son, when a bird and a bee love each other very much, this is generally frowned upon by the animal community, and they are shunned. However, there is a thriving inter-species fetish market.
Oh.. and sex.
Talking about “the birds and the bees” is just a euphemism, from back in the day when one didn’t talk about sex, it just wasn’t DONE. Or at least, it wasn’t admitted to in public. Pre-internet days, in other words.
Yes, I knoooow this *laughs as she bangs her head on the desk* but how is that euphamism told?
Ooh, don’t hurt yourself! (Pats Caghs cute avatar on the head, gently)
That’s just it – birds laying eggs and bees pollinating flowers are used as metaphors, and/or examples of sexual situations in nature, leading up to “and this is how babies are made” for humans. It’s not a particular story, just a way to refer to it, without actually referring to it.
epic fail. lol
Predictable troll is predictable
How many people agree with me that people with that like her do not need to have kids!
Seriously, the world has enough idiots….
I’m assuming then that you didn’t read the previous comments where it was explained that Princess is a habitual fake-question-poster? Understandable, really, when there’s usually so many off-topic (but admittedly hiliarious!) comments …
That said, anyone that makes a hobby of posting fake questions probably shouldn’t breed, on the off-chance it’s hereditary
Dear what-you-believe-in-or-not, we had troll behavior for one or two generations max, when did it get the chance to become hereditary?!
And people say (d)evolution is slow…
Expression of own thoughts fail (facepalm)
The result of a fine catholic eduction where sex ed is prohibited and mom doesn’t know how to educate her either….
Ah, but it says her Mum told her about sex, and she doesn’t believe it
*is curious how you drew the conclusion that this is Catholic-based …*
Catholics are educting people?
-Nah It is about Sects, all rite!
I blame the music teachers. Without them, kids wouldn’t be exposed to all the sax and violins.
Nice. o:
bob, catholic schools don’t prohibit sex ed. i went to catholic school for 12 years, where we did have sex ed, including the part where they explain that’s where pregnancy comes from. please stop the catholic-bashing.
Actually Catholic schools are where you learn about sex the earliest.
Think about it logically. Mary, virgin mother of god. This is, like, year one stuff for a kid in a catholic school. In order to understand how this is special you have to let them know what a virgin is.
hmm..
How can one with so many boyfriends not know how sex works?
Sex work is mostly illegal. Especially for kids.
Lmao, Yahoo answers is so pathetic just like the education system in America. Glad I don’t live there
Also YAnswers is full of 13 year olds who don’t know shit.
Also, FAILblog’s comments is full of 13 year olds who don’t know shit about the American education system.
What is wrong with being a thirteen-year-old…? *looks around nervously*
Not a damned thing, if it involves being able to articulate intelligently as you just did.
And 14 years olds who do know shit, but not jack, nothing, anything, what they’re talking about, or the things they meddle with.
Yeahthanks. *teenrager!*
Damn you 13 year old haters! Damn you all until you get pregnant!
You can’t ofcrs.
Did you have a stroke while typing?
I think he’s downloaded the contraception1.01 patch. You should be OK.
Two elderly ladies were sitting on a bench in the park when a flasher came by. One of them had a stroke; the other couldn’t reach.
*Rofflesnork* Aww, and I’d just cleaned my monitor.
Troll go away!
I laughed for a solid 10 minutes. WIN
The next question is: If a boy have put chocolate in his pants, and after i eat the chocolate… Can I Become Pregnant? HAHAHAHAHA
That is a criminal waste of chocolate. Off with your head.
“for the last time: you were born, not downloaded!”
Some part of me died just now.
Was it your brain?
WIN
7 year olds shouldn’t be having sex.
Babies come from failorder.
Kinda like the brides…
This is probably a joke question.
Princess goes around posting fake questions from a few different accounts. Doesn’t make it any less funny, though. XD
MOM FAIL.
If she’s old enough to be asking the question, she’s old enough to learn about sex. “Once her mom said something about sex will lead to pregnancy?”
OMG. It seriously FLOORS me the parents that stick their head in the sand about educating their children about sex, and then wonder why their 14 year old daughter has a baby, or their 13 year old son is not a father for life.
*now* a father for life, rather.
That particular specimen has to have been home schooled..
how is homeschooling so bad?…
i was and i am fairly intelligent.
though lazy but that’s the natural state of a teenager.
Lazy, and yet articulate
… ish …
FAKE
Are you seeing this, America? This is your next generation of citizens!
Go ahead and give yourself a great big pat on the back for a job well done!
No, I turn my head to the problem, like with most things.
The people who failed here are the ones who believed that this was genuine
Not to mention those who also concluded that it was American and the result of both Catholic school and home-schooling
Caghs is right. Not sure how many of us didn’t have some suspicions about authenticity of the question, but (a) that doesn’t make it less amusing to comment on, (b) comment threads are almost never based on the reality of the FAIL, and (c) “You are strongly encouraged to suspend disbelief and go with any interpretation that would be funny if true…” (clickie).
Occult, you’re awesome.. almost as awesome as Princess! Oh, that doesn’t sound right, but really, it’s a compliment!
I can guarantee that she sees this whole thing the same way you do- something absolutely hilarious and only to be laughed at!
apparently from every ones post this is a repeat troll poster question. but on the off chance it isn’t i think i am going to go talk to my kids yet again. i agree with Alexandrea if they are old enough to ask your old enough to tell them. i explain in great detail to my kids how babies are made and how to prevent stds what stds are and that if they ever have any questions to ask me. ( that policy backfired once when my eight year old asked me what a blow job was in the middle of supper at my moms i told her i would explain latter and i did)
Yahoo Answers has some of the dumbest questions known to man. Once I went on there and someone wanted to know if he could get aids from popping a pimple on his nose.
…AND???
I need to know! There’s one just sitting on my nose, glaring at me!
Dilemma: If it’s popped, I’ve doomed myself (possibly others). If I keep it there, I have AIDS in my face!
*Rocks back and forth*
Go home now…
the fact she says ‘boyfriends’ worries me, i’m not saying that her not knowing how to get pregnant doesn’t worry me to, cus it does
Thats obviously a troll.
how are babby formed? how get pragnent?
Well, when a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much (or have imbibed a sufficient amount of alcohol/drugs/sitcom TV), they get together and send an email to the stork … who then gives a baby to a fish who swims upriver where it’s held by customs for nine months, and is then placed under a cabbage leaf for the new parents to find
Held… by…
That’s it, I’m never having kids. I know what goes on in customs.
i think i go to school with this dumb hoe
Really, you recognise her from her Display Picture?
Or maybe you just ride her bus…
I would say WOW! I knew about the reproductive system at eight!! This girl seriously needs to get her facts straight or perhaps her tubes tied. I hate to think about the possibility of someone with this level of ignorance breeding.
They do, daily.
Hmmm … homo sapiens (yeah, right!) generally takes nine months. Oh, k@ meant to equate the level of ignorance with the thought processes of life forms that do reproduce daily?
retard girl is retarded
What a relief. She’s a troll. I had to look it up because this made my brain hurt. In her yahoo profile she writes “The princess is back, baby. 54 suspensions and counting.”
pretty much all the yahoo answers fails are from trolls.
Can someone please tell me what site this is from? I’ve seen others like this on here & I’d like to check it out. THX
Lolz! It’s Yahoo Answers. It’s a cool concept with a lot of sad, sad, outcomes.
Wow, almost 90% of the people who read this post have failed, because they actually think this is a genuine yahoo question. She’s a troll.
Well, can you blame us?
I mean, seriously, this is bound to happen for real if the (crazy-christian) US parents hide their children from the real world…
Not all Christians are crazy, and most of us do teach our children about the real world. Just because we believe something is wrong (aka sex outside of marriage) doesn’t mean we leave our kids in the dark! A little tolorance goes a long way, ya know.
I always have sex with one of my boyfriends that rides the bus with me, and I know for a fact you cannot get pregnant. lol
Because you’re probably a homosexual.
I hereby nominate this the burn of the week.
If it burns, you may be doing it wrong.
That’s gotta be a fake. There’s NO WAY someone can be that stupid while typing with such a fine-ish grammar.
umm…butt secks?
One word: Anal
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
The inglesh launguage is well on it’s way to a major tranformeration.
Thank you, dave. I had begun to think folks had forgotten their internet memes. Princess is just the original meme maker using a spell checker. Long live “inglesh”!
yes now if if I dn have this brain damage mabey otter pipple could injoy what I was saying.
WIN.
Tell her to wait until she turns 9.
Bored satirical poster Comprehension Fail.
For the what, zillionth time in internet history?
yoiks win!!!!!
Fake Fail
There’s no way someone could be that dumb and spell conceiving correctly.
You’d be surprised….Yes, it’s fake, but…you’d be surprised what dull people manage to spell correctly at times…
totally fake iDD, princess is not even a girl so FAIL AT FAILERS Omahonka batawanga booyah!!!
Oh what a troll! I have seen her on there before.
she skipped health class didn’t she?
I would rather say she skipped school xD
If I didn’t know that this was person was a fake, I’d say she was absent the day her class watched “the movie”>
Be polite. Start the answer with, “Dear Miss Palin…”
Oh, I sure you mean “Dear Mr. and Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Mrs. Clinton,…”
No way, no way, no way. No one can be that stupid, right?
well she did say she wants ONE of her boyfriendS…
guess what? a new slat is getting there!
That just has to be fake cmon… Nobody could ask that seriously!! No way
Fortunately, she is a troll – I checked her profile. She’s a BLATANT troll, too.
Unfortunately, I commented on her question before I checked because I’m an idiot. Dammit.
And that’s only ONE of her boyfriends….
I wonder if she allready is doing it with the rest of them?
*enters room, sees everyone who thinks/thought this is real*
*pulls out Zippo, opens*
I… have… FIRE!!!
*awaits crown from stupid failers who think I am their god*
inplail the crown into Da Banjos guts…
BLEED TROLL BLEED!
*bleeds*
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*continues bleeding*
I think this is why we have health class in High School.
I just read every comment on this page…
*walks away*
*takes bus*
*has a ”feeling good” moment with girl on bus*
*dies of aids*
I think I will learn the new ketteh lanuage so that I can not here any more cause I cannot think of things that must return us to camemen.
I always thought you got pregnant by swallowing other people’s kids
Feelin’ extra hatey today, Rev?
Mitosis is the only good way to reproduct human!
LilMaibe says:
December 20, 2009 at 9:20 am
You’d be surprised….Yes, it’s fake, but…you’d be surprised what dull people manage to spell correctly at times…
youd be suprised how much google can help you with thouse… >.>”
he said ironically…
OMG, lol, EVERYBODY knows you can’t get pregnant by having sex unless it’s a Thursday. Philichemically impossible.
alda die alta spammerin stinkt mal voll ab -.- extrem nervig
The doctors comes to your house, and he takes you to the cabbage patch and helps you find your baby under the leaves
I actually tried to find this question just so I can send this page and give a lecture on human procreation. The sad part is, this person would unknowingly be passing on her genes because she doesn’t know how reproduction works!
Well I’m relieved to see that it’s fake. It can be hard to tell though, it’s amazing how stupid some people are…
For the love of God, don’t reproduce!
Guide to getting on failblog:
1. Go on an answers site like answers.yahoo.com
2. Ask an extremely stupid question
3. Post it on failblog with a different screen name
This works about twice a week.
If “getting on failblog” is anyone’s important goal, that person is already MASSIVE FAIL.
…Worthy of getting on Failblog.
its the fact she says one of my boyfriends
it makes her sound like a slag but she knows nuffin bout gettin pregnant
ONE of her her boyfriends?
Dumbass girl is dumbass.
Troll fail. Or Yahoo answers fail. I’d like to believe that it’s a joke and no one could ever be that stupid, but I answer questions on there sometimes and it seems like 90% of the site consists of either things you could easily google yourself, or stuff so stupid it’s beyond hope (How do I internet?).
If she has to ask that question (because she doesn’t know the answer is yes) then she’s obviously not ready. How does she even know what sex is if she doesn’t know what sex is?
That was painful beyond recognition
They obviously all ride the smutbus.
i would answer it by asking “are you by any chance drunk?”
And “did your mother drop you at birth?’
oops forgot to read all comments…
Ebonics
Oh man, I lol’d so hard. xD
Abstinence is only 99.9% effective
Happy holidays everyone
those who’re rootin for the baby jesus will know what i’m talkin booout
One in a thousand babies is conceived miraculously? 0_0
Millions of people around the world as we speak sincerely believe that one was. Count in other historical belief sytems, and the percentage rises pretty dramatically.
her parents are probably the biggest fail
Ok…the first thing I noticed is that she is ready to have sex with ONE of her boyfriends…which means she probably has more than one…and judging by her lack of knowledge…she’s probably having sex with all of them, because there’s probably a difference between just having sex, and being ready to have sex.
Maybe someone should answer : “no you don’t”
I lol’d. I’m pretty sure I know people this stupid, too. Which actually just makes me cry inside.
Does anyone else get the feeling the bus she catches with “one of her boyfriends” is, perchance, the slow bus?
Great. I read that and now I have stupid all over me…
This would be funny but these yahoo answers are getting really old now.
actually I would like to see someone answer that question
This girl should NOT be allowed to reproduce. If she does, I fear for the future of humanity.
Yeah, I know Princess personally. No, this was not her intent (really, she just wanted to sound like a dumb teenager- success?), but she’s laughing at it all!!!
Nice work Princess!
That’s good, then. I had been wondering if it was possible that a woman could be THAT ignorant about pregnancy. XD
Nah, she’s not that ignorant!! lol.. she posted it as a total joke. The sad thing is that everyone is actually falling for it! She was all excited- “I’m famous!!… My Y!A question got onto failblog!”
She’s funny- she celebrates on FB every time her Y!A account gets suspended.. I think her average has been about once/week this year.
On yahoo answers? NO WAY!
….and pedobear spots an easy target….
Here I am, I’ve had good laughs reading all this haha.
And to the person that said “Princess is not even a girl” …oh dear, the 5th of every month I really wish you were right.
Thanks, everyone. This made my whole year
Aww, sweetie, has your year really been *that* bad?
LOL kind of
People as stupid as the girl posting the question need to DIE. I wish all stupid people in the world would drop dead instantly. I’d even volunteer to help dig the graves.
That’s a far away dream.
This is why I’m pro choice.
If only her parents were too, this fail would never have happened.
O my…. this is why the world hates America
Not only can she not spell ‘sense’, she quite obviously wasn’t listening during sex-ed class.
1) my 50< IQ point meter is going apeshit..and 2) kid…..JFGI
OmG The US is a lot more trouble than I thought. God please help us.
Meh, she did post that as a serious question anyhow. She’s bragging about making it to FailBlog on her Twitter. Congrats on the attention whoring NeverBePrincess!
http://twitter.com/WannaBaPrincess
Is it bad that this doesn’t surprise me? -_- Probably…
Just asking that question is proof that the person would be incapable of any informed consent to sexual activity at any age. According to most states, rape is also considered if the person lacks a capacity to give consent due to mental impairment or developmental disability. It’s possible this criteria may violate the Americans with Disabilities act, however, and judges are sometimes unwilling to touch this if the “victim” won’t cooperate for fear of weakening such laws in a court challenge over the rights of the disabled. However, I find no attraction to tards, and believe she should be shunned by everyone when it comes to sex. She should not be allowed to bring a baby into the world, since the baby would be one step above anencephalic.
Dear Gregg- Please read my other comments.. Princess really isn’t as bad a girl as you think she is. Sure, she posted the question, but in her mind your statement makes it a raging success!!!
In reality, I think she’d make a fine mother… fun and a little odd-ball sometimes, but a loving and competent mother nonetheless.
Have I ever told you how much I love you? ^_^
Thanks for helping me here!
Chill everyone, whenever my time comes I’ll be the best mom I can be.
Obvious troll is obvious.
XD Did someone say that already?
Someone ask her how she thinks babied are made.That would be funny.
Come on in 13 and I flippin’ know
Ignorant people need to be spayed or castrated. *sigh* that’s just saaaad.
wtf..hopefully “one of her boyfriends” will instruct her on..or not.
Is this real? I mean someone can live with this level of intelligence? I mean, if someone is this stupid, maybe she could just forget to breathe and die…
these types of ppl need to emboliate
If this person and Stephen Hawking ever touch, it will be like matter and anti-matter touching; the universe will collapse into a void of nothingness while God cries for being forced to balance such sheer brilliance with such pants-shitting retardedness.
can i get full by eating?
Not sure. I know that you can get pissed drinking.
This is why the USA still has population growth.
FIRST!
Fail.
I would just like to say thank you to Yoda’s Duck for the compliment, and to wish everyone else a Happy Spending Day … for the religion/belief/excuse of their choice.
Just tell her to take it in the butt, problem solved.
I truly believe that she can spell correctly and at the same time have no idea about sex and its effects.
There used to be (African?) tribes whose members thought that conception happened when you first took a dip in the sea. Must have been a coast state. BTW, they *did* have fun. That’s how the myth stuck around so long.
oh and btw, her spelling is not all that great. Some of it does not make sence
It has to be a troll. Spelled ‘conceiving’ correctly. Even using such a big word in the first place would be suspicious.
Why do so many of you think “conceiving” is a big word?
Three syllables
o sorry – the “bubblegum” reply should have been here.
Abstinence-Only Sex-Ed FAILs again.
Don’t see how. Abstinence-only does address pregnancy, far as I know.
Let me guess…… Blond?
Bubblegum.
I would answer that with only one word: ‘YES’.
im drawn towards answering “you are completely right, just go out and have fun!”
if i had seen it
seriously guys I am worried what if she has sex and starts breeding…..
no really I am worried she’s gonna breed.
Umm… NO! You don’t get pregnet from having sex… no, sex DECREASES your chance of having children. So have all you can possible get…
What’s the url for this on yahoo answers?
I got a violation notice for this question this morning. Screw the report trolls
Idiocracy win.
One last time, for the hard of thinking at the back …
This is fake … it was posted by someone who is famous for posting fakes such as this.
If you believe that this was a real question, posted genuinely by some dim bulb, then you need professional help … either that or this is your first day online, and I’d like to welcome you.
can you say sterilize
I think this is the school systems failure, not the mom, not the kid. Well maybe the mom… well really both mom and school are to blame for this. My mother is 60 and she used to think people got pregnant if you kissed 3 times. This is before, tv, internet and this sort of thing.
that girl is a argument of the natural selection does not exist
lol
not in modern human society, we pour funding into keeping these kind of people alive…humanity has dug itself into a very deep hole
Bloody hell. We need to find out where she lives and send her a condom for Christmas or shoot her, we don’t want that procreating.
Holy sh1t, your comment is physically painful to read. You have no place criticizing the yahoo questioner, since you apparently learned spelling grammar and punctuation from predictive text on a moto razr.
well tought, sometimes we must do what the evolution theory didn’t take care of.
Well, I think I know who will be on the next season of MTV’s underage and pregers.
nig nog
This has to be a joke. First, I’d ask if her bus is the short, yellow one. This is really sad if it’s real.
The dictionary states that you ‘CANNOT’ get pregnant, especially in the bus.
Yes?
When your a woman, yes, when your a man, yes.
You people are actually dumber than this girl is pretending to be.
sadly, the thing about this that surprised me the most was that she spelled “conceiving” correctly.
successful troll is successful
“I figured that it was a fake, no one save for some one with an IQ less than 60 would be so slow on the uptake. Come on, now.”
Okay, Phoenix. You’re confusing IQ with awareness. Contrary to popular myth, they are NOT the same.
Very good!
That’s it. Mankind is doomed.
I canse consev a bebbess
Notice she says “one of my boyfriends”.
Not only does she not understand sex makes babies..she’s a whore, too! Ha ha!
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
if this were real (which its clearly not, someone made this purely to put of FB) then i would hope she doesnot procreate, shallow gene pool
in russia baby makes you
LOL! Your comment make me lol harder then the fail
Damn murkans…
That whole question is just so wrong in eight different ways. It makes little sence*.
*the opposite of common sense.
Unfortunately/fortunately looks like Yahoo Answers deleted it…
So you decided to be a troll here. Great.
Don’t you have some homework for your seventh grade remedial English class to do?
Probably fake, but I lawled a bit, because I’m sure this explains that whole Jesus story.
Ladies and gentlemen…your tax dollars at work.
I was acctually completely convinced this was real at first. I work at a W.I.C. office in Kansas City and we see several girls that got pregnant at 12 years old. Some are 16 and on their 3rd kid.
someone please hit this girl before i hunt her down and do it myself.
“one of my boyfriends”?
-.-
Just pick one for god’s sake, and reallllly…. yup, this is a fake
You know, it’s probably best if you don’t have sex at all… it would be better for everyone if your genes left the gene pool.
people like this shouldn’t be aloud to breed. it would be win/win.
she wouldn’t get pregnant and could have sex all she wanted.
and Humanity’s gene-pool would have less stupid people in it.
wow i dont even know what to say to this
wow. this is very… idk. but you rarely get prego by havin it. right????
It’s probably a fourth grader?
Someone PLEAASE take this girl to get her tubes tied. The world is NOT ready for her to procreate.
-sigh- sometimes when the birds and bees aren’t enough…
this is why you dont skip sex ed
with one of her boyfriends… so she has more boyfriends to have sex with, im guessing that isnt america xd
I’m wondering about how it says “ONE of my boyfriendS” Pural she’s cheating on somebody or sever sumbodies
Goddamn trolls
people are stapid?
too bad it doesn’t show the responses she got =P
D-D-D-D-D-D DUMBASS
“One of my boyfriends” relationship fail.
Lol… She so stupid. Did she go school? xD Btw how old is she if she doesn’t get why from sex you get pregnant? :O
Yup.. relationship fail xD
“one of my boyfriends”…? O_O
Unbelievable. My faith in humanity plummets ever further.
Two things are supposedly infinite: the universe and human stupidity. Not so sure about the universe.
Obviously you get pregnant by asking Jesus. Duh.
Some people deserve death….honestly
No wonder teenage pregnancy is a problem in the US, when this is their teens.
“How would you answer her question?”
Not sure in this day and age, but if it was asked back in 1930′s Germany, I would have told her to step out of the short bus and into the rail car.
Is she like, 10? but still…this is soooooo stupid.
well heres a first: ur boyfriend is most likely on crack. second off: u know your a retard for asking a question on a site kids come on. third off: you are a stupid girl and your school education sucks. u deserve to be slapped for a retarded question.
4th off: boyfriends? u date two guys at the same time? god u really have no brains lady.
your typo sucks sucks too.
wow this chick had to be retarded. how else does she think she can have a baby. does she think a baby magically appears in her body when she wants one?!?!? i mean come on! how stupid can someone be?
someone kill this creature……please…
No, I’m serious
As soon as “one of her boyfriends” read this.
Probably a blonde
If this kid is still riding a bus, she has no business considering having sex. She lacks the maturity, the intelligence and the ability to understand what sex is really about.
This is a good example of how some people think sex is a hobby, rather than a sacred act. They don’t value their own bodies, and they think that they can’t be a whole person w/o some “other” person hanging around having animalistic, dehumanized sex. Too bad that high schoolers are buying the promiscious behavior. In the end, nobody will have anyone,(loveless sex is the road to alienation and isolation) and modern society will be individually, isolated and alone.
The family unit was the building block of society, and now the only glue for this increasingly hedonistic society is the Federal government, and it’s use of useful idiots (like those currently groomed in their institutions and “schools” to promote promiscious sex and family disintegration).
lol shut up you bible addicted asshead
Better to be addicted to something that makes you a better person, than something that will ultimately destroy you. If we have to tolerate your ilk, then you have to show us the same respect we extend to you.
A little tolerance will go a long way!
Your last sentence was a decided win.
Thank you!
Hey, I’m not in slightest Christian (or Muslim, or Jew) but I would like to make it clear I have NOTHING to do with urdaddy.
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance!!!
(Yes, I did that on purpose before you flame)
katz i agree with you
no no no, this is not why thre should be sex id in school, this is why 11 year olds who have an iq of -100 shoud not be ale t have sex
you must be a pedophile that likes to rape smarty kids nice one you f.u.c.k.e.d. up jerk
lol dumb biatch
Biggest fail on the face of FailBlog.
Wow. Just…wow. Well, at least she spelled “conceive” correctly.
Darwin…. DARWIN!!! Where did he go?
Well EXCUUUUUSEEE me princess…. But you’re an idiot!
You’re the idiot for falling for it, moron
Wait, with ONE of your boyfriends? How many does she got?
She can spell “conceiving” right but she doesn’t know where babies come from? And the rest of the words are mostly English instead of text message shorthand or some variation of ‘lolspeak’…I say troll.
If anyone knows this person please do mankind a favor and kill them.
haha, she is such…. not ready!
Only 4 days to catch up years of educational fail in one answer? No way!
WTF!!??!!??!!??!!??!!??!!??!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?
Sounds like the Skank at my school,
Do I need to get out the puppets for you?
Answer: lovesauce
Did any of you geniuses notice the misspellings and commas I put there on purpose? …spelling “conceiving” correctly is not everything in life, you know?
ur not really the person who wrote that i’m sure.
or you just invented it & pretended to be that stupid so as to be on failblog, either of which sucks donkey balls
Look @ the # of votes. IT’S OVER 9000!!!!! = O
DUM BLONDE ALERT!
did anyone notice this?: ONE of her boyfriends??!
Now I can say I know someone on failblog, and what is so funny is that people believe you.
Somebody obviously didn’t pass basic biology…
is ja eklig, perversooo. und das datum erst. ne ne ne
omg, my comment is a fail as well…
An epic one.
Bum bum bummmm.
..one of her boyfriends.. this fact concerns me.
i honest to god can’t believe kids these days are so dumb. we really should just put them out of their misery — kid, i hope you burn in a house fire… for all of our sakes.
Just do a barrel roll.
Either way, in the end it just means she fails at life by not knowing such an obvious fact especially when her mom told her. Stupid.
This lady deserves a Durr…
its people like this that make the world stupid
Man, i cant get over that people can be so bloody stupid, i had a friend of mine trying to convince me that you cant get pregnant from having sex for the first time the other day……. i soon put her right in the name of that little thing called COMMON SENCE! lol x
She is so f****** retarded!
What the fail.
her mom is so dumb, huh!? totally sex is just for sex, genitals are just so we know the kid’s gender, babies just come from storks! duh!
anyways-obvious fake is obvious
sense and sence are 2 different wordz, and unless shes a highschool dropout, shes stupid
Before more comment…. yes this is a fake…. Princess is famous for her trolling and got suspended like 54 times. She’s faking to see how many stupid people think this is real……
Just use protection and enjoy!
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When I was a kid, not too long ago… Sex was the only reasonable explanation; not that I didn’t like the idea of a bird bringing a baby to parents.
you can only get pregnant by this recipe
1/4 cp Jizz
2 beers
50 tequila shots
no sense of dignity
wait for an hour and you got a fetus!
are you ready to have sex with one of your boyfriend? so it means you have a lot of boyfriend then? funny
I would reply: Have you been slapped recently, because you need one now.
I would answer with a facepalm
This is definitely classified as an epically funny fail
It bothers me that she would even consider using that word “conceiving” at the end of her post, even if this entire thing was sarcastic.
Help this girl!!
Hey! you wrote that the day of my birthday
This reminds me of a sci-fi book I read, based in a post-pandemic future.