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FIRST!!!! FINALY!
but i will be second^^
… THIS!
You are a cruel and heartless woman. And for that, I love you.
*evilsqueeze*
You know me so well.
*vilesqueeze*
*livesqueeze*
Do you want fries with your McPhail?
Dum Ass & McFail
it’s not pronouced Dum ass…
its more like Do- mas
why the hell my dad decided to stick with that last name…i’ll never know…
wow… That’s your dad?
Dumbass and McPhail
no you all fail. this is fake. there are thousands of sign generators online. i am not specifically sure where this one is, but i know ive seen it before. google “sign generator” and you get many sights. but i know ive seen this template before
Its in Mobile, Al near conception street. Its real.
ffs
Mmmmmm fourth
Actually you’re the eighth if I counted right.
fourth if you count as you scroll down the page
Only until someone does….
this is a win obviously.
one of the first ! finaly!!!!
*CONGRATULATIONS!*
Be sure to write home about it. Aunty Mavis has waited all these years for such good news.
Just in time for the holidays!
I think the Dumas Phailed
Dumbas Fail!
I’ll defend myself thank you very much!
Your lawyer is a Dumass
…but he’s not a McPhailure!
My Lawyer is a Hore
I’m represented by Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe.
I retain Grabbe, De Monie and Runne
Anyone for cake?
i would love some cake thanks
Where is McFail?
Oh he is across the street.
I miss her too!
McPhail = McWin
Are you people really this juvenile? Geez, I looked at this about five times before I even figured out what you thought was funny about it. It’s not like Dumas has a “B” in his name, for cripes sake. Besides, I’ve seen MUCH funnier law firm names before (we had a firm called Creamer & Seaman here for a while).
if you dont like these fails upload some good ones wizeas
thank god, I am not the only one that does not see a fail.
If this is a fail, then almost every name in the phone book is a fail
Like “Smith” or “Miller”?
ooh! ooh! I know that one! aehm…ok…no I don’t!
LOL MILLER
You think that’s funny? What about Jones!
I’m always laughing at Jones! My brother-in-law is such a Dumas!
he’s a dumas…
you do realize the name isnt pronouced that way, right? it’s do-mis
not dumbass..idiots.
You mean, they’re pronounced “Do Miss & McFail”?
Yep, that’s a lot better.
Jones?
*roffle*
Harry?
*drops on floor and laughs for 10 minutes straight*
*faints*
*regains conciousness*
*laughs again for a few minutes*
What you tryna say?
No, there is no FAIL, in the names Miller and Smith, but neither is there a fail in the names Dumas and McPhail
Seriously, failblog needs to find some FAILs again.
2 pictures today, neither of them a fail
Go home now.
(and in the absense of my partner LGB)
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Actually, this one’s more of a phail than a fail.
And I phor one think it’s really phucking* phunny.
*Iph you’ll excuse my phrench.
Phorget it, I phound it phucking phunny as well.
Pronounce the names. Go on, pronounce it! At the very least, you have to agree that the pronounciation is enough for it to appear on Failblog. Perhaps not if it was just one name, but two names that both fail in their pronounciation is just too good to be true (hmm, I hope it’s not a fake).
Glad not everyone is as cynical and immune to a bit of childish giggling.
*clickie*
“At Dumas & McPhail, LLC, we are firmly committed to providing our clients with good old-fashioned personal service.”
Their parents must be so proud.
Actually, the mispronunciation of “Dumas” once had a certain currency, thanks to a scene in The Shawshank Redemption and Stephen Fry’s quoting it in reference to his novel The Stars’ Tennis Balls, which is essentially a modern Count of Monte Cristo. I’ve known the correct pronunciation of French “Dumas” since I first encountered The Three Musketeers in an abridged children’s edition, but thanks to the film and the Fry, I can never see it now without a private giggle.
May I refer you to the “Vote” button at the top of the page. Feel free to use it.
I’m thinkin’ that shiny red X in the top right corner of the page. Use that one1
Or Alt-F4 might be a good idea as well.
Or the red circle on the left if you are a Mac user.
I bet you they copped it at school. Years of abuse have driven them to study. Now, after years of hard work these familiars have met and have started a law firm prosecuting those who scar ones like themselves – dedicating their life to their motto “No kid shall have to suffer for what they have no control over, their unfortunate names”.
If they’re not careful PC Police will be pushing them to change to Dumas & McDepherredSuccess L.L.C.
Actually, Dumas would be changed to AlmostSmartAs…
This is fast becoming a rather costly placard.
Ahh, but one with an infinite score in Scrabble.
They need to hire Qwaz now.
Ah, I see you’re also a good friend of Quasimodo
cake ANYBODY?
Id Tapp That
I’d
tapapprove of that.O’rlly?
LAST! (for now)
FAILED! (for now)
And forever!
Are you related to sebastian? Aunty Mavis won’t believe her luck! Two fine achievements as these, both in one day? You’ll make her so proud.
Don’t be so ridiculous. As if I’d be related to this failure?
He says he’s last but he isn’t! Sebastien will be getting two christmas presents now.
HAHAHA! They should be a P.L.L.C.! What a bunch of dumbasses!
You mean, Dumas‘es
well as long as his Dumas is firm
Then Granny McPenetrate would be happy?
spreading buttocks and fear since 1979
You sure started young or maybe you emerged from the wrong hole?
LOL! no such thing!
*snorkblargh*
thank you!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
But seriously, some holes must be too far, even for you?
Nothing attached to a body… live or dead. Maybe a rat hole?? *shrugs*
Nah, I’m using “far” in a purely distance term.
There MUST be craters on the moon that granny hasn’t tried…yet.
Why you told her about the moon craters!!!!!!
Oh, goody! I shall install a telescope in the BMW then.
Carefull, or ” you get results that will exceed your expectations”
“Thank you missdiz for clickie!
*squeeze*
Lame fail imgo…. probably never heard of Alexander Dumas either? So much for cultural education….
*flings poo*
*searches ‘Troll Hoover’ on eBay*
Found one!
Anyone else wanna chip in? It aint cheap.
*clickie*
Here’s my 0.002¢
I can spare $0.05!
I’m skint! You’ll just have to suck it up, sorry.
Or blow it off
If “g” stands for what I think it does… Are you, by chance, from the future?
See how they infiltrate! It’s starting I tell you. They’re here ’cause they know we know!
Don’t worry
Thusly, a resistance is possible
I raced some German tourists to find his grave once. Does that count?
(I lost)
I used to have a teacher called Mr.Win. Oh yeah, one more thing… I JUST GOT OFF SCHOOL! W00T!
That’s a damn win!
Did they… sue?
Sue Yu?
Su-mo?
Su – doku?
Su-zanne
Sewer?
cleWer?
Ha ha…I read this and I couldn’t understand why it was a fail, because “Dumas”, where I come from, is pronounced roughly, “doo-MA”. And McPhail is the name of a long-standing cycling family in the area.
But I clue in, slowly
Bajz
It’s fail, defently but not as much as my old swedish teacher…named Moriz Gaicokkson….
LOL I still have to laugh about that one.
When i worked at a callcenter i spent one afternoon laughing about a man wich was called (translated from a slanguish portuguese word) Masturbated
hehehe
Ha ha ha, must be hard to live with that.
Well, he only has got a mother or a father because he is masturbated?
It’s like Mcgyver… His father ejaculated and say: “Now work it out yourself!
Grow up alone, get your own clothes and look for your food! – You are old enough!
LOL
Mojo jojo!
I’m pretty sure these two had a buddy cop tv show in the 80’s.
DUMAS & MCPHAIL! One is a tough guy, the other is a ladies man! Together they fail at everything they do!
You can just here the post 70’s music and quick action shots for the opening.
Not funny at all, since I read it the way it should be read. I realised after several reads that you must be pronouncing it wrong. Dumas pronounced ‘Dooma’, and Macphail isn’t funny either. It’s a very common Scottish name. Try better.
You can leave now.
Do not pass GO, do not collect £200.
*pays 1000 internets for copyright infringements*
May I refer you to the “Vote” button at the top of the page. Feel free to use it.
*ahem*
Use the shiny red X. I think that one will get better results.
X Marks the spot.
*starts to dig*
At the risk of sounding trollish…I really think this one’s funny enough to be a win.
*runs for cover*
*covers Ms B from everyone*
“Hold on there lil’lady! are you trying to break the rules?? tsk tsk”
last ?
*Finds Ms B and tickles*
You don’t get treated like a troll for that one. Just tickled until you can say “insubordination” clearly.
*jaoin BG in tickles to MSB*
*giggles*
I’m not giving up! Nope! Too funny!
Ooh! you’re gonna get it!
*Ticklessomemore* BG, get her feet!
We have others to help us you know. And tickling can become spanking very easily!
Best Lawyer firm ever: “Harness, Dickey & Pierce”
NOT KIDDING, it is real: http://www.hdp.com/
Oh Internetz! How you amuse me!
Okay, this reminds me of “The Sleep Book” by Dr. Seuss –
“The snoriest snorers in all the fair land, are Snorter McPhail and his snort-a-snore band.
The band can snore ‘Dixie’ and old ‘Swanee River’ so loud it would make forty elephants shiver.
But the loudest of all the boys is McPhail. He snores with his head in a ten-gallon pail.
They snore in a cave twenty miles out of town. If they snored closer in, they would snore the town down!”
Just me? Anyone? (Crickets, and the faint sound of snores twenty miles away) Okay. I’ll just go back to the Jesus-truck fail and comment there. :p
*shuffling*
*loud coughing*
*dead silence*
And Jesus told the silence to come out of the cave, and it was alive!
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and asks…
“Can you put me up for the night?”
Dumbass and McFail.
More like what “dumbass submitted this McFake?”
The font doesn’t even match the rest of the sign. And lawyers aren’t LLCs (Limited liability corportation), they’re usually PCs (professional corportation).
Lawyers would know that, photoshoppers might not.
While the LLC isn’t hard evidence it is very suspicious.
Well, I stand corrected.
I little extra googling found this:
http://www.lawyers.com/Alabama/Mobile/Dumas-and-McPhail,-L.L.C.-31967-f.html
Accusation fail.
You, sir,
are
the FIRST one I encounter,
that claims “fake”,
and then actually does the research,
and then admits
*Standing applause*
Actually, i’d call that a win…
I want comment it… Why can not see my comment now?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Na this is a law name WIN, well the McPhail is a win
i – r – o – n – y.
epic phail
Obvious Photoshop – look at the coloration after the Ph, and the the square edged missing section of the Amperstand (&).
That’s a win!
Yes, definitely a win!
It’s not shopped. One, in an earlier post a link was posted to the lawyer’s website. Two, I could take you to this place. I took a picture of that sign on my phone months ago, and I wondered how long it would take for it to hit the internet. Seeing it on Fail Blog makes me happy.
Oh wow. Do they even get any business? Oh wait, they do… they’re hired by the other side to represent the opponent’s clients.
Dumass and McPhail ! The epic duo.
Million years ago, I made a l’il promotional video for work. One bloke was heading out on a long road trip the morning of the filming, so he was dressed kinda casual, and had some cold beverages in the back of the vehicle.
One day, time and motivation permitting, I’m going to write a radio series based on the sight of him that morning… it’ll be set in the legal offices of Asscrack, Esky & Thong.
Don’t you mean PHail?
What? If you take out the second guy’s second name and ignore the “Mc”, his name is “Kent Phail”.
And in my language (Hungarian) ‘dumás’ means ‘gabbler’. So Dumás and McPhail the two lawyers…
lol ok firstly theres dumbass, but then theres mcfail LOL
This should be a win.
yeah.. whats more funnier than laughing to other guys names? oh.. laughing to other people fails..