I was wonderin is she trying to say something to me? Did she do tha on purpose ? If I went up to her and said something about it would she be mad? Is she trolling? This scares me. I want to find out.
She’s in a weird position, it’s true. My guess is that she heard a rip and thinks that she’s keeping it from being seen by squatting weird instead of bending over. Poor deluded chickypoo.
Yes, it definitely looks like a Japanese bookstore. (I spend a lot of time in them–probably too much.) It might very well be a setup, or something like those supposed “X-ray skirts” that were just high-quality photo manipulation for pervs.
Probably. It’s clear the seam failed, and she was probably unaware that she was exposed in this way. A decent person would have told her, rather than snapping this humiliating photo. EPIC FAIL. This guy probably walks around with one of those creepy take-the-photo-up-the-dress cameras. What a loser.
It’s not so much the height on them, it’s the spikyness of them. I couldn’t walk in those things either. Make the heel just a bit more substantial, and I’d be fine.
I actually like red shoes too, but there is a large contingent (mostly in the south) that think red shoes are whorish. I think they are jealous.
*has orange heels, not red ones*
I think Santa took care of that via my grandfather. I still have most of it too! I just have one more gift to buy and then the rest goes with me to NM, so I can buy myself something really nice.
I got to go buy myself something yesterday. But it was all on a gift certificate. This is how I avoid the guilt, I only get stuff for myself when it’s already paid for by someone else! Wait…that’s just sad…
If you can find any, you still should get the shovels. To be given AFTER they get the bikes, it would make for a great “remember when” type story. But then, I have a slightly twisted sense of humor.
See?
*snork*
Reminds me of a story one of my ex’s told me. His mom and dad handed his brother and him two boxes wrapped. In the boxes, car keys. One was a porsche and the other was camero. The appropriate keychains on each. Then his ‘rents told them that the cars were out in the driveway. Both guys (men over 20) went whopping and racing out the door. There in the driveway……………………………two matchbox cars.
One year my father gave me, among other things an alarm clock (it was clear plastic with all the parts and circuit boards visible, so you guess what era that was). Then There was this huge box left to open. Inside that was a smaller box, and inside that a still smaller box. This went on ’til I got to a box the size of a jewelry box… inside was a nine volt battery, the back up battery for the alarm clock.
Besides, it’s not like she’s actually “buying” the firemens. She’s allowing them to let her pay for them to be please and pampered and………..well………..the ands could go on for a while, but, I’m sure that when she get’s bored, she’ll let them leave. It’s not like she would own them or anything.
*Ahem*…. Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the ‘G-rated only’ button put in REVERSE so that we’d go to the G-rated site first and then – and only if we wanted to – we could click through to see it all hangin’ out? As it is now, I never know if the first pic up is going to sear my sensitive little eyeballs before I have a chance to censor it. Sorry to be a prude and all, just sayin’.
I hope the picture was made with the womans consent. Or someone could likely go to jail. Taking those kind of pictures is illegal in most countries including the US.
*nudge nudge**poke poke*
*bang bang*
"I have not slept one wink."Peek a boo! I see you!
Say no more!
Peek a POOH!!!
Pooh bare?
No honey for me, thanks.
No sugar to stand beside me.Pika-chu???
No, it’s s’error palin using her better end.
“See London I see France I see someone’s under….’
(*_*)
Whoever took this photo has some serious balls. I declare this shot as a WIN
He should look into Nerf Balls — they are much more fun. Right Jules?
Only in the right hands.
Don’t like left hands?
They are right hand oriented.
Right hand dominant.
The other hand was left behind?
HaHaHa LoLoL ROLFMAO
Serious balls? Can they actually be serious?
:[
Poking them can be very serious!
:[
Only when poked.
:[
*poke*
*poke*
:{
Looks like we’re on the same wavelength today Gracie.
*squeezes GS*
*surfs the wave(length)*
*squeezes Gracie with frequency*
Fail? no way! That’s a win if I ever saw one.
Tug Tug*
I was wonderin is she trying to say something to me? Did she do tha on purpose ? If I went up to her and said something about it would she be mad? Is she trolling? This scares me. I want to find out.
OMG! :O
Fail fail. This is win.
No underpants?
Can i haz insta-rape?
ohhh!
Easy access.
For the __________ challenged.
A. Anally
B. Butt-check
C. Sexually
D. Potty
E. Reproductively
F. Spanking
G. Tickling
*squeezesandneverletsgo*
H. Kissing
I. *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZESbackonnawayout*
And now, back to the Alphabet
Thank you so much for the lovely gift, WN. I’ll cherish it always.
J. Cabo
*gives WN a shot*
Someone slap me. I keep seeing WN. I know I am just !magining things now.
I need to lay down.
It’s just mean teasing.
Made me cry again. Shit.
Good thing my mascara is waterproof.
*sistasqueeze*
WN!!!!!! Now HERE’S someone who will enjoy a bath from me!
Hey!!! Now where’d he go????
*pouts*
Geesh, now *I’M* gonna cry!
I really can’t hang out, but I can drop in every once in a while
I miss you peeps
*dives into bathtub*
*throws self on the ground for a major conniption fit*
I WANT HIM BACK!!!!!! NOW!
*admires Leila’s IgnoreButton™*
NICE!!
We wish you could stay, but we understand.
It’s nice to know you are still lurking.
*drags beanbags from previous bath*
*plops down*
*watches*
Love the hat, LGB!!
A splendidly seasonally appropriate festivity!!
But I gotta go – squeeeezes all around!
Laterz
Great to “see” you WN. Stop by when you can, it’s still preferable to nothing at all.
*onelastSQUEEZEforWNbeforeheleaves*
J. the somewhat other “Jam session”
H. *SQUEEZING*
H. Deferring Success
Wait. We can’t have two ‘h’s! Whaddafu?!?
How about 3?
H-h-he-he-he
Ho Ho Ho!
*squeezyfluffy*
It’s been ages! Nice to see you!
H. Hallalujah
G.Seamingly
it wasn’t so close anytime before
Sssssoooo, it’s close now?
So is that what a cat flap is?
Newton would be turning in his grave.
Granny would be turning upside down.
Arthur would be grabbing ankles.
I’ve been grabbing ankles. Unfortunately, they’ve been my own.
Seriously? :[
I keep tellin’ ya, BBB, to stop listening to Rush!
Cat flap fever. …
Put yer coat back on! Trust me! You need it!
I have a strong suspicion that she knew. I mean, do you need to bend down that far and in THAT particular position for those books?
Are you saying this was setup, like some kind of weird public fetish?
Perhaps?
If this is in Japan it would not surprize me.
Example is on this page:
ht tp://hawtness.com/vote/page/8/
You will know when you see it, no nudity, but not work appropriate
Blocked. *sigh*
She’s in a weird position, it’s true. My guess is that she heard a rip and thinks that she’s keeping it from being seen by squatting weird instead of bending over. Poor deluded chickypoo.
And really.. you can feel the breeze when this happens. Trust me. I know.
So, why the HELL didn’t she wear that stupid jacket she is lugging around????
Because that’s not really a rip. She cut the jeans that way on purpose.
She’s starting a new fashion trend.
Yeah, the fact that she’s holding the jacket pretty much proves to me it’s intentional.
As far as exhibitionism goes it seems pretty tame.
CASE CLOSED!!!
So this is what happens when someone wearing a thong rips their pants whilst bending forward?
That would be plausable, if she weren’t holding a coat.
Ooh, and they have a pic of Judy!
How cheap do you have to be to smuggle corona bottles into the bar, that way?
Yes, it definitely looks like a Japanese bookstore. (I spend a lot of time in them–probably too much.) It might very well be a setup, or something like those supposed “X-ray skirts” that were just high-quality photo manipulation for pervs.
She’s a discrete exhibitionist. Just shows you a cheek at a time.
*turns the other cheek*
Cheeky moomin.
*pinches cheeks*
Which ones and whose?
*whisperwhisper*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*giggle*
*giggle*
split jeans[where the jean nomic sequences are interrupted by intervening sequences (introns) that are spliced out of the mRNA prior to translation.]
Does that require jean therapy?
Might have to ask a jean etic counselor.
Excuse me miss, your jeanome is showing…
heh ... g-nomeYes! How did I miss that…
Check the rules again. Failpeeps are NOT noms.
*noms 3B’s *mumbledy*
LGB? I didn’t realize…………….um…………I love you, truly. Just………..not like that.
What? It was just your *mumbledy*. Nothing sexual about that!
*tosses “e”s up into ghost’s comment*
There, now we just need to find a garden for them all.
*nominates bush gardens*
*rubs eyes*
*looks again*
*the Garden of Eatin'*
Gnomes are good eatin’?
they certainly dwarf trollsFalse modesty, fuzz? Hmph.
“As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.”
~ Jonathan Swift
Although modesty is natural to man, it is not natural to children. Modesty only begins with the knowledge of evil.
~Jean Jacques Rousseau
“Modesty is my best quality”
~ Jack Benny
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
~John Kenneth Galbraith
Modesty is hardly to be described as a virtue. It is a feeling rather than a disposition. It is a kind of fear of falling into disrepute.
~Aristotle
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
~Confucius
*nominates beaver dam*
♫ So she swam and swam swam
Right over the dam. . . ♫
Shees, stutter type.
Hooray!
Reminds me of the movie Alien, a little.
Except for the part that in Alien it was a man, and the alien came out his stomach?
Maybe it took a wrong turn at the appendix.
That would ex-spleen it.
How do you not feel the breeze??
You fart.
*gets out credit card*
So I should be able to just slide it…
It’s like and ATM your insert it, then remove it quickly.
A very well ventilated ATM.
I’m not sure I want to know where the money comes out…
Blech.
It’s one of the reasons I never use cash. It’s filthy!!!!!
Just go to a strip club and see where that money goes. The next day that money is probably in the register of a gas station or supermarket.
Gives “money laundering” a whole new meaning.
Blech.
♫ Money, it’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands
And make a stash. ♫
someone's gone to the dark side of the moonThere is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it’s all dark.
Why, you are the very pinke of curtesie.Her pants assploded.
Beans have that affect on some people.
Or a little too much pizza…um nevermind.
Now you got me wondering and I got this splitting headache thinking about it.
I am guess this happens to lactose intolerant people.
Curds! Whey can’t we all just get along?
There must be some whey we can.
We just need to be more peaceful. Like the Swiss.
Can I get a minaret there for my dairy prayers?I just want to know what kind of wierdo takes this type of picture.
Did he spot a hole in her jeans and follow her around untill she bent down ???
Yes,
Stalker win!
Well, I gotta agree with Ross, the only “hole” I see is that “ass” who took the pic.
It’s not fair. Here I tried to make a nice picture of some books and this disgusting woman came by and ruined it!
Word up!
czuhc, you should contact the lawyers from the previous page and SUE HER PANTS OFF!!!!!
Hm, with their reputation they’d probably just SEW HER PANTS!!!!
seams stressHemmed in on all sides.
it's a rip in the fabric of not-enough-space timeIs it even legal to rent out the moon on the web?
(Love your holiday look, doc!)
*gingerly sneaks into thread*
*admires czuhc’s festive new avatar*
*pinches cheek*
*gives holiday squeeze*
*sneaks back out*
*bends over*
*rips hole in jeans*
*click*
*click*
*jumps in behind LGB*
*spreads open overcoat*
*realizes forgot clothes under overcoat*
*closes coat*
*fleeswithaquickness*
Well, at least you tried.
*squeezies3Beezies*
Try is all a mule can do.
Probably. It’s clear the seam failed, and she was probably unaware that she was exposed in this way. A decent person would have told her, rather than snapping this humiliating photo. EPIC FAIL. This guy probably walks around with one of those creepy take-the-photo-up-the-dress cameras. What a loser.
It’s like her ass is trying to escape.
*opening bomb bay doors*
Drop on my mark.
3-2-1…
Leila do you remember you eKitty?
You managed to decipher the secret message?
The one had in my name? Long time ago Moomin.
Did anyone tell me?
I always told you that noone will find the solution.
Still the same
The Moomin has a sadness
*tickles Moomin*
<3
It’s 42 isn’t it!! The answer is ALWAYS 42!!
*steals Moomin’s sadness and pawns it for some apathy*
*can’t be bothered to argue*
*borrows Moomin’s apathy and replaces with jealousy*
I need this for work, will return before I leave this afternoon.
That’s not fair! I want to be apathetic. Why can’t I have one?
*takes pity on pathetic Moomin*
*places insouciance in his, um, silk purse**wanders off nonchalantly*
It’s okay, Moomin. Come, it’s time for your bath.
*takes Moomin by the hand*
*leads him out of the room*
Why’s this bathtub filled with hot chocolate?
=.=
*pulls up beanbags*
*plops down*
*watches*
*readies mug*
*brings in bottle of Kailua*
Is this where we are starting the party?
The cuddle puddle is in a cocoa-filled bathtub? Woohoo!
*dives in*
Is it friday already??
It better be! I’m ready for this week to be over.
CUDDLE PUDDLE!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hot chocolate cuddle puddle?
*tears start streaming down face*
You guys are the best!!
*big sloppy squeezes to all cuddle peeps*
Hey, everybody! Party’s up there ^^^^^^^. C’mon! I just gave Judy a gift and I made brandy and eggnog!
I also have gifts for everyone….
Down there! VVVVVVVV
There is a party in LGB pants and you are invited!
I knew there was a reason I can in to work today.
*scritches Jules’ Nerf balls*
I got you something.
*hands Jules present shaped like dog bone*
ht tp://media.gamerevolution.com/im ages/misc/drawn_pe nis.jpg
This sort of shape?
Judy has a bath fetish!
Just tryin’ to keep it clean around here!
Hey, Judy! What time’s the Christmas party? I still have a couple of gifts to wrap and more coal to buy…
I was planning on the next fail, but apparently, a few want to start early, which is ok with me! We can just drag it on over to the next one, too!
Yayyyyyyy!!!!!
*hands Judy beautifully-wrapped gift with big, floofy bow*
I’ve made some brandy and eggnog to get us all in a festive mood…
woooo!
*dives face first into Festive cuddle puddle*
*squeezies all*
*festiveholidaysqueezies*
Brandy and eggnog? Or something different?
*hands Jon tiny present with tiny bow*
*starts handing out cards*
*hangs mistletoe in about 43 places*
*opens pressie*
1 internet? and no floofy bow?
And I’ll have some mulled wine, if I may?
*hands LGB thoughtful + well wrapped pressie*
*offers mice pies to failfriends*
Didn’t you know, Jon? The best things come in small packages!
*pours mulled wine for Jon*
*gives holiday smooch on cheek*
What a well-wrapped present! Thank you!
*opens*
*finds coal*
*facepalm*
Throws ‘n’ at mice pies.
Mince Pie, anyone?
And that’s quality coal, LGB!
*noms mince pie*
Yum!
*kisses 3Bs on the cheek*
*hands out cards and molasses cookies*
*squeezes everybody*
*puts prezzies under tree*
you = your
Do your remember your eKitty?
The secound you – jerk
SECOND !!!! -___-
Also the dash probably should have been placed before “you” and not after. just Sayin…
actually, no, Mr Hitler.
He was referring to the second “you”. There should have been quotation marks, but none of the Third Reich.
beafjerk…hmmm (hommer simpsons voice)
Be happy ima!
I’m still at work. 25 minutes (TO MUCH!!!) left.
*dances the happy dance with Maki*
*dances with ima*
although i still have 2 and half hours to unemployment
Thus, Happy
It’s your last day, I’ve to work to 23th.
To be unemployed??
Yes sir!
On 11th January I start my new job.
Yeah IMA!!!!!!!!! I will star at 18th!!! Hehehehehehe
hihi good work Maki!
Congrats to both of you on your shiny new jobs!!
Thank you!
*squeeze*
Can you tell me where to get one of those? I could really use one.
Well MsB, it only takes a lil preserverance…
Yes…what happened to my eKitty? And Taya.
*sigh*
I’m here darling!
Nuh uh!!! Seriously?
Seriously
I swear it’s me and I’m back. (if you still want me ha ha ) :p
Well, not before you explain yourself. I was distraught when you left and ended up adopting a couple of dogs.
LOL!!
Good to see you.
*pets the eKitty*
OMG BUTTOCKS!
*hides eyes*
I don’t want to see that, I really don’t want to.
*Opens eyes*
UHHHHH DAMN!!! sdf@°#°#@dsferw !!!!!
Unless you consider crapping in a craft store a win…
Original Ofilis made in store while you wait?
I see London, I see France, where the hell are your underpants?
urgghh! Not sexy!
Her shoes are fabulous!!!
I would fall on my face if I attempted to wear and walk in those!
For me, they’re not tall enough
It’s not so much the height on them, it’s the spikyness of them. I couldn’t walk in those things either. Make the heel just a bit more substantial, and I’d be fine.
Ooh, not the spiky one ofcorse… i like those with large heel and platforms. In fact i have a pair i call my “spanish-whore” shoes
Are they red? Please tell me they’re red. They can’t really be whore shoes if they aren’t red!
No… sorry…They’re silver!!!!!!!
That might be even better than red!!
Don’t let LCB see them though.
I actually like red shoes too, but there is a large contingent (mostly in the south) that think red shoes are whorish. I think they are jealous.
*has orange heels, not red ones*
There’s a joke I know that tells that only hoes wear gold shoes (and silver).
But on the plus side, you would have guys all around waiting to catch you.
Or to take a picture of your exposed booty.
OOOhhhh! You so get it! ^^
I hear you Ms B. I can handle 3 inch heels but anything more, they would have to be platforms.
You do know just how dirty that sounded, right?
You dirty minded birdie you!!!!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
If you only knew the things I don’t say! I may think ‘em, but I don’t always say ‘em.
rofl!!!
Santa must give something nice for self-control. It’s to be rewarded.
I think Santa took care of that via my grandfather. I still have most of it too! I just have one more gift to buy and then the rest goes with me to NM, so I can buy myself something really nice.
You do realise what blog you’re on, right?
Such a girl Leila
She probably had trouble bending and balancing and needed to squat.
I have a shoe sickness.
I also have incredible control and don’t purchase them as much as my heart desires.
But what does the wallet say? Mine is very rude and screams no
I have a tendency to NOT listen to the wallet. It has nothing I want to hear.
I am one of those who would buy something for herself then feels guilty about it.
I got to go buy myself something yesterday. But it was all on a gift certificate. This is how I avoid the guilt, I only get stuff for myself when it’s already paid for by someone else! Wait…that’s just sad…
I feel your sorrow, Ms. B.
*squeeze*
*GuiltFreeSqueezesMSBandGracie*
I think that says we are good moms. The feeling doesn’t go away by the way. Just preparing you.
True, but it will be far outweighed by the look on the kiddywinks’ faces when they see the new bikes I got them this year.
If you can find any, you still should get the shovels. To be given AFTER they get the bikes, it would make for a great “remember when” type story. But then, I have a slightly twisted sense of humor.
See?
*snork*
Reminds me of a story one of my ex’s told me. His mom and dad handed his brother and him two boxes wrapped. In the boxes, car keys. One was a porsche and the other was camero. The appropriate keychains on each. Then his ‘rents told them that the cars were out in the driveway. Both guys (men over 20) went whopping and racing out the door. There in the driveway……………………………two matchbox cars.
One year my father gave me, among other things an alarm clock (it was clear plastic with all the parts and circuit boards visible, so you guess what era that was). Then There was this huge box left to open. Inside that was a smaller box, and inside that a still smaller box. This went on ’til I got to a box the size of a jewelry box… inside was a nine volt battery, the back up battery for the alarm clock.
*snorkroffle!*
One of my co-workers said I should find the cheap metal shovels and spray-paint them pink. I may do that yet!
*giggles*
In my family, we wrap the shovels and hide the bikes. Or attach the shovels to the bikes.
Good way to stay out of trouble though…
Out of trouble? What kind of trouble?
The kind that isn’t any fun at all. Financial.
Ah…I hear you. My mantra is, IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT, DON’T SPEND IT!!
Mine is similar to yours Leil. How can I give it to you when I don’t have it?!!
Mine’s simple.
It was like that when I got here.
Mine is a simplified version of yours: Spend it!
“But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon…”
By William Shakesrear
She that is Queen of Tushie; she that dwells
Ten leagues beyond man’s lense; she that from Naples
Can have no note, unless the blog were post—
So this is a clear shopping win.
First of all…Why were you taking a pic of her ass O_O
It’s not like she’s hiding it!
Second of all, why didn’t you get any closer?
And C, why didn’t you make this picture scratch and sniff?
:ick:
I had a feeling
I like the way you think, picasso.
Thank you, eulB lriG elttiL.
:LOL:
Did it get you arrested?
Only thrice
Only by a couple of miles.
*pat pat pat*
actually this is a win
she could sit on the ice cold toilet seat in winter and keep herself warm while pooping
Uhmm…okey that might be possible. *_*
Smile for the camera?
Show no teeth however.
I think they would have to be split in front in order to get a smile…
Lips only?
You’re ok with scratch and sniffing the back, but not seeing the front? I know what you like now. Tra la la la la
Smelling smell-holes?
Gymnophobia – fear of nudity.
And, just for fun,
Social Phobia – fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – fear of very long words.
Copyright infringement! Where’s my lawyer?
Leeeeeeilaaaaaaa!
Dikigorosophobia – Fear of lawyers.
Mwuhahahahaha!
*THWACK*
Use the belt LGB, use the power of the belt!
That job is taken. Run along now.
Thanks, sweetie.
*writes check for 1,000 internets*
*hands to Leila*
SCORE!!!!!
*goes online for xmas shopping*
*puts in her request for a gorgeous fireman for Christmas*
Peppermint fermented fireman?
Um, sure! They can hang out in the cocoa filled bathtub with me.
Is it legal to buy humans on the internetz?
Only on craigslist.
Besides, it’s not like she’s actually “buying” the firemens. She’s allowing them to let her pay for them to be please and pampered and………..well………..the ands could go on for a while, but, I’m sure that when she get’s bored, she’ll let them leave. It’s not like she would own them or anything.
*angelic look*
I didn’t know you were into S&M.
Dual purpose, really.
Potato
Potatoe!
Excuse me ma’am. Did somebody say there was a fire here?
*drools*
*pants catch on fire*
Yes!
As long as you don’t trhow them away. recicle! Recicle!
Amen!! I’m all for regifting.
*innocent blinks*
hehehe
*clikie*
1000 internets?! You can buy a whole bucket of Lulz with those kinds of riches!
Indeed.
One LOLer’s decency FAIL is another LOLer’s efficiency WIN.
You’ve been trying to protect me,
An insect living in your memory,
Don’t, blue jeans that split at the seams,
Don’t you want them too?
♪ I want you to want me… ♪
*chases TM*
I want to break free
♫ Under pressure ♫
*Ahem*…. Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the ‘G-rated only’ button put in REVERSE so that we’d go to the G-rated site first and then – and only if we wanted to – we could click through to see it all hangin’ out? As it is now, I never know if the first pic up is going to sear my sensitive little eyeballs before I have a chance to censor it. Sorry to be a prude and all, just sayin’.
Well, good thing you didn’t bother to check Wednesday then.
Don’t reminds us….*shivers*
:ick:
I’m soooooo glad I didn’t see it.
Some things cannot be unseen.
Tell me about it.
We’re just commenters here. Try the “Contact Us” link down there ↓ instead.
*Ahem* I beg your pardon, Mr. Scott! I am a regular not a common-tator.
Hmf.
*walks off in huff*
*walks into wall*
No potatoes for me, thanks.
I know something you’ll like!
*mixes up fresh batch of Spam Cookies™*
*adds extra tinfoil*
*pops in microwave*
*hums a tuneless tune*
DING!
*hands tray to Ms B*
Help yourself!
*body twitches*
*scrutinizes list of people who like Spam Cookies™*
1. WN
2. Jenny
3. Judy
4. NS
5. eye
6. DeepInTheHeart
7. zooomz
8. Qwaz
9. Ms B
10.
GSI’m sorry about my naivity, but, what’s spam cookies??
Do you really wanna know?
None for me, thanks.
Hey………..we haven’t seen much of DeepInTheHeart lately huh? Anyone know what’s up with her? She ok?
*scrutinizes list of people who like Spam Cookies™*
1. WN
2. Jenny
3. Judy
4. NS
5. eye
6. DeepInTheHeart
7. zooomz
8. Qwaz
9.
Ms B*TACKLESandSITS on LGB*
I am not letting you get up until you promise never to make those awful cookies again!!!!
*ordersCheesePizza from same position*
So that’s why it’s called “butt crack”…
Crack kills!
Crack is whack.
~Whitney Houston
These are your jeans.
*RIIIIPPP*
These are your jeans on crack.
Any questions?
She’s certainly no heroin.
and she’s a crack whore!
a crack head whore!
a head wore crack
Plumber’s crack, rotated 90 degrees.
and i thought we had firemen…
I hope the picture was made with the womans consent. Or someone could likely go to jail. Taking those kind of pictures is illegal in most countries including the US.
And tasteless of course.
*nods vigorously in agreement*
I know! And to think! That picture might make it onto the internet and someone will LOOK at it!!!1!!one!!
And we all know pictures are NOT for looking.
And after that some people might make lots of comments about teh picturez!
the caption says, did she just wink at me?
with the ‘whispering eye’? or the brown eye?
does this belong on peopleofwalmart.com ?????
I think that’s a Tuesday Morning store. Hey! Ass crack!
Did she… fart?
ULTRAMEGAHYPER FART!. you know, ripping jeans is easy while farting, especially if you eat a lot of beans
Those wouldn’t happen to be Genetically Modified beans, would they?
I do think so. with miniature-nuclear warheads.
Does anyone else feel a draft?
That’ll teach her to go commando.
wide load! O_o
Can anybody read what it says on her pocket? It looks like a website. I can make out the “.com”, but that’s it.
Yeah, I noticed that too, it looks like it has been used by another site. How original, failblog…
You look nice today, Miss.
Oh look it’s a partial moon.
I like big butts and I cannot lie!
WIN
i think this is in Japan..
Fail blog is getting really lame
some pictures just aren’t funny…
you are not funny !
By the way, don’t she has any underpants or what?! >.o
So…. do you need to take a crap or are you happy to see me?
Easy Toliet Acess LOL
i see london i see france i see well u know wut i mean
Fail for her, win for me.
I WANT TO LICK HER EXPOSED BUTT!!!!
yes, a fail for and a win for everyone else…
and i REALLY didn’t need too see that 0.0
No we really DO need to see that
Saw this on http://www.laughatotherpeople.com months ago.
This is in Japan I see a sign on the left of the photo. this makes sense.
“Preying open my third eye!”
I think her bf made that hole for he’s d**k!! Lmfao XD
Are you sure is a fail? In my opinion is a great win
)))))))))))))
God I hope she’s single lol