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Gotta love the Friday rewinds…
For me it’s more of an infatuation.
Impared here. LGB, can I trust you for a description?
Never mind. There’s a description down there. vv
Oh, crap. Do I have to buy the Friday rewinds a holiday gift, now?
No, just re-gift.
Hmph. Fine.
Um, can somebody give me a gift? Please? I promise not to re-gift it!
*gives LCB a gift wrapped in shiny gold paper*
Oooh! Shiny. That one’s a keeper.
Anyone else? It’s for a good cause.
*Hands LCB suspiciously Coal-shaped present wrapped in Tin Foil*
Here…
*hands LCB fruitcake*
*gives LCB a very ugly Christmas sweater*
Just push that little button and it sings and lights up.
*pushes that little button*
♫Have yourself
An ugly little Christmas…♫
We have a winner!
*crosses off “To LCB” on tag, writes in “To Friday Rewind” instead*
*places under tree*
*flees the jurisdiction*
*is going to try to come up with complete lyrics for that*
Just give me a day or so, I’ve got a lot to do in the next two days.
Thanks!
Jon, here. Have some fruitcake.
LGB, have… um… a… *has an inspiration* a Do-It-Yourself Diamond Kit!
Just what I always wanted!
Here’s a … *thinkswithaquickness* … Make-Your-Own-Shinies Kit!
Some people find picking out the right gift to be too much pressure, but not our LCB.
And her gifts are certainly NOT a carbon copy of everyone else’s.
Fruitcake? You aren’t suggesting anything.. are you?
It took me 16 long years to get out of that asylum.
What asylum?
nom nom nom
WOO-HOO!! Friday rewind AND a bonus!!!
Mmmm… Fail Hut is always a Friday winner!
*hands ja fail a beer*
As I recall, you like these.
street vendorStreet pizza for dinner tonight! Yummmm.
*wishes for the barfy smiley*
:ick:
Hmm? Oh, you just said barfy smiley. Sorry.
They always forget the main ingredient. Grit.
Street pizza curbs my appetite.
That’s paving the way for all sorts of problems.
We’re on the highway to heartburn.
Well, I guess i’d just grit my teeth and chew it carefully.
What is it? I’m leaving in 10 mins, but I’d like to respond while on the train home.
It’s the fail where a pizza delivery guy pulls up to a business, viewed forom the security camera overhead. He rings the bell, then accidentally dumps the pizza on the ground. He quickly scoops it back into the box, then acts all nonchalant as he hands the box over and takes the money. He then jumps back in his car and drives of. Cue Bicycle guy and the lightning.
You always give the bestest descriptions, Scotty.
*squeeze from the Long Island Rail Road*
Thank You. That was gross!
Darn it. Next time put up *spoiler*.
I was going to wait for the book before seeing the movie. Now I know how it ends. Bicycle guy and lightning.
*snorekitty*
BTW: How’s yer finner, Critter?
It is ok. Until I bump it, bend it, stick my hand into a pocket or sleeve. Sorry about talking about it yesterday, sometimes OC pain med slows my thinking.
Thanks for asking. *squeeze*
Not at all. We share everything here on FB!
*healfastsqueeze*
Yeah, FB certainly helped my emotional healing wayy back last Monday.
(Christ, it was really that long ago?!)
I’m telling you … I think FB is pure manna from heaven. It has helped me in more ways I never thought it would….
*squeeze*
You may say that again LGB
I’m telling you … I think FB is pure manna from heaven. It has helped me in more ways I never thought it would….
*squeeze*
*snork*
*squeeze*
See what i’m saying? I was having a sad, now i’m loling! hehehe
Yay for LOLZ, yay I say!
How..? How did you manage a repeat comment without being told “It appears you’ve already said that?!
hmmm…is this “lets find the diference” ?
*ticklesLGB*
Spell it out!
*ticklessomemore*
*giggles*
I-T-O-U-T.
*giggles*
*pees a little*
*snorkysnork*
hehehe
I wouldn’t eat that manna. Failfriends are NOT food.
But isn’t it, though? I swear some of you guys have faith-healing powers.
No need to apologize…I’m glad you’re feeling better!
*squeeze*
ALL the movies around here end like that.
I wouldn’t know anything about that.
*squeezesherfavoritezombie*
Oh, I almost forgot! Here’s your Christmas present…
*hands ZA autographed copy of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”*
I know it’s soooo repetitive.
Now you ruined all my failblog movies.
FIFTH!
This Pizza….was “Roamin’ da streetz”
I think it even flashed me a gang sign.
That pizza better not come around my way! We’re all about the mushrooms *throws signs*
Pepperoni Side!
You throwin’ down, BG? yo’ lvl 60 burglar hobbit gone runnin’!
*puts up a banner with “The Supreme Pizzas”
♪♫ stop in the name of cheese, before you break my crust.♫♪
Whoa there, Tom Bombadil
-inserts period- >.> <.<
Oh, Jon. Jon, Jon, Jon. I’m sorry to have to do this to you…
ouch.
I totally deserved that.
-makes YOU have a period- see how you like it.
-facepalms, clutches chest and collapses simultaneously- NOOOOO GOT ME!
Not just for her, either.
Point of clarification~I am, in fact, male. Bring on the snide comments.
I never make snide comments!
:p
In that case, I apologise. And got THWACK-ed for nothing!
You mightta had it coming to you for something you did in a previous life that I might have subliminally stored for later use.
But I was a newt…!
A newt. Really. Here, lie down on this couch and tell me more…
Well Doctor,
There’s this website… a blog of sorts. I’m a fairly regular poster there. This certain blog is very wit and humour orientated, and is known to appreciate pop-culture references.
I was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, laughing particularly at the Witch Trial, in which one peasant claims to have been turned into a newt (he got better!).
I could think of nothing better to do than combine these two experiences. !magine that.
You have my sympathy. And here is a consolation prize. -ka-THWACK-
Snide Comment #1.
I know I can be tough on the people around me when PMS strikes. Not snide. Honest, with a touch of humor (or was trying for it anyway).
Nonono — I meant I made the first snide comment, silly!
*littlebirdiesqueeze*
*squeezebacks*
Funny, ‘specially when it’s not directed at me!
DId you see the bonus bonus?
Do you mean the fail before this one? Yeah. Why?
No, I mean the one AFTER this one!
*snicker* darn you got the jump on me, I was just thinking a simular thing.
O.o Alright this has gotten out of hand.
-wires thread with C4 and runs to the horizon, controller in hand-
-click-
KABOOOOOM~
Thank you and good night, ladies and genn’lmen
Makes me think of all the times I ate out and how many times I was served food that suffered the same fate as the pizza – or – even worse than…..
*NeverWantsToLeaveHomeAgain*
Ah, a little dirt is good for your immune system. :p
*runsawaywithaquickness*
But… but… isn’t “road pizza” something else entirely?
Well, that’s what I was thinking with my post up there. ↑↑↑
(*tickle tickle tickle!*)
Ewwww! I had to google “road pizza”, and ewwww! I’m sooooo going to use it in a sentence this weekend!
(Please don’t try to win at road pizza!!!)
Stop it! You’ll make me tinkle.
Silly me. I searched the thread for “road pizza” but not “street pizza” before replying. Never heard it called that before. I guess if I grew up in a fancier neighborhood I’d've searched for “Avenue Pizza”
But, as we all know by now, I never grew up.
…or Rueined Pizza.
That remark was out of place. *Emits some plaintive mews*
Leila, I delivered pizza’s for 2 years. I can promise you, I NEVER did anything like that.
Never!!
*safetysqueeze*
*ponders*
Is a safety squeeze anything like a safety dance?
Same beat but different bass line.
I thought it was the Fish Slapping Dance that has the different bass line?
You’re thinking of Fish Heads. Rolly polly Fish Heads.
Eat them up……yummmmmmmmmmm.
Ahhhh! I’ve got a 30hr drive to Florida ahead of me, and now that song is going to be rolling around in my head the entire way!
No one expects the ear worm!
Yumm. Want some Grubs? *holds a bowl out*
One of these days I’m going to find a pillow shaped like a mackerel. And I am totally going to buy it!
*snorkroffle*
I’d bring it to a failmeet, you know I would!
I’d totally bring one too! If you find anything, be sure to let me know.
If I ever get my hands on one of those “crunchy and good with ketchup” shirts I’d wear it to a failmeet!
I need to move to America. These failmeets sound too good to miss.
I’ll be the one wearing a “Roleplay Hornychat” shirt.
ht tp://www.cabelas.com/p-0027499618867a.shtml
FISH PILLOWS!
(I’m no fish expert, but maybe you could spot a mackerel in there?)
Wait, what? You guys wear shirts to failmeets?
Is that compulsory?
Where can I get one? I want one in every color!
I still haven’t made it to any, nor have I met any of the peeps IRL, other than via phone.
At 4-ft. long and packed well beyond the gills with super-soft polyester filling, these giant pillows bring new meaning to the term “stuffed fish.” They’re perfect for anglers of all ages, and make great partners for lounging on the couch and even in bed. The soft polyester/cotton fabric covering is easily washed.
Available: Marlin, Largemouth Bass, Northern Pike, Walleye, Bluegill, Shark, Crocodile, Dolphin, Rainbow Trout.
*pouts*
No mackerel. The trout might work though, I’ve used those here before.
“Wait, what? You guys wear shirts to failmeets?
Is that compulsory?”
No Shirt – Free
beerTequila.Course we wear shirts to failmeets. We’re civilized people.
Pants are optional.
Jon, i’m so with you in that moving to america thing! I was so bored a few days ago, and i’ve been laughing so hard the last days with the failpeeps! Or, maybe we should do a meetin’ in europe and transmit it via videoconference!
*goodnightsqueezestoall*
Gracie, I soooooooooo want one of those “crunchy ketchup” shirts!! When I find one, I’ll send one to you.
I’ll do the same, Dragon. Make sure they have beach ball size, though.
An acquaintance in my much younger years used to deliver pizza and chicken most of his young adult life. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if he still is. Anyway, as a result of the stories he would tell, I’ll always offer to pick it up myself if anyone ever suggests ordering in….
Ignorance is bliss. Do NOT talk to people who work in those kitchens!
Oh man… would I ever be p*ssed off once I opened that box. Might even go after the guy myself. Is that another camera above the door? Two sets of eyes.
What brand is on the pizza box, Pizza Hut?
That’s why I’m guessing he *tookoffwithaquickness*.
I know I didn’t order dirt on my pizza!
*checks order record*
No, ma’am, you did not. But it says here that you specifically ordered the Scuffed Crust Pizza. If you are not delighted with it, we will gladly give you a coupon for a dollar off your next purchase. Try our Deep Ditch Pizza!
Try the new Street Lover’s Pizza, too!
Does that have extra gravel?
Guaranteed 30 minute pebbles or its free!
Wait a minute, you just got a bonus pizza with extra toppings for free and you’re complaining about it?
Is a brick oven pizza baked on a hot street?
I’m sure you’ll find it right up your alley.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hovel.
The Boulevard of Broken Pies.
Watch out, the moon’s about to hit your eye…..
ooh… That’s Amoré.
failblog.org/2008/12/15/pizza-delivery-fail/#comment-208174
Don’t you hate it when your pizza repeats on you?
We’re always topping each other.
BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
Seriously, I didn’t go back and look. That’s HIGH-larious.
Heehee! I didn’t think I paved your way, not without you adding a wink!
With extra cheese.
Well all, I’m outta here for the day.
*blows kisses and fleetly flies away*
*flyingsqueezes*
*squeeziepoo3Beeziepoo*
Ha! I first read that as squeeziepoo3CP0, and couldn’t figure out what he had to do with anything.
3CP0? Nothing, if my memory serves me correctly.
C3P0 has been known to post occasionally. I think that may be primarily Arthur’s doing.
wow you could get sued for doing that
You can get sued for anything nowadays
Not like the good ole’ days when you could slap a man with a fish repeatedly and get away (almost) Scott free.
you can still do that in IRC, my “slap!” says *slaps (name) with a trout*
Speaking of pizza, on the radio they were saying that Dominos was going to redo the pizza recipes. Personally I don’t like Dominos but I thought that was a risky undertaking.
Can’t be that much of a risk, they couldn’t really make them any worse!
Another fan!
GMTA Avis.
I have a good friend back home that works for them. She won’t eat the product either. Of course, she won’t eat ANY pizza anymore…
I have actively avoided ANY restaurant job throughout my entire life for this reason alone.
That and you’re one of the undead. Front of House would never be your forté.
I would !mag!ne that health codes would prevent him from working in the kitchen too. What with all the decomposition.
They might as well try, they certainly couldn’t make things worse.
Where did I hear this before?
Deja Vu all over again. By the way, they couldn’t make it worse.
I don’t know, they may as well try, it couldn’t get any worse, could it?
So it can’t be any worse, right?
Right.
i can think of somethin’…hmmm..nevermind…
Ummmm… I don’t know what you guys are talking about but this is a win!!!!! That was effing fast and he played it off so smooth!!! but then again i feel bad for the guy that ate it…
Honestly, if I were that guy’s boss and I found out about this (which I am 99% sure is exactly what happened), he’d be fired on the spot. Better to admit the mistake and give another pizza free or discounted than to lose that customer for life and possibly get sued. So yeah, fail.
Do the delivery people not get paid if the pizza is dropped?
I’d rather it cost a little more if I could be sure this wouldn’t happen…
Most delivery folks only get tips. That’s one of the reasons the “food” is so cheap.
But this cannot be! I ordered no pizza!
And so the fiendish plan comes to fruition! MUAHAHA! Now enjoy your sandpap~ I mean pizza.
that makes me happy
You like to see innocent pizzas tortured? Fiend!
Maybe a pizza tried to kill him once, when he was a child. A younger child.
Surely those mental scars would have been heald?
No? Nothing?… tough crowd.
*crickets*
*baseballs*
Ba-dum-tish!
at least he didn’t poop on it
… or did he?
Have a simply mahvelous weekend, dahlings!
*offworksqueezes*
G’night, Gracie!
*squeeze*
Well, on the other hand, he accidenty the pizza, but he didn’t accidenty the whole pizza. There was (I think) one or two slices that didn’t fall out.
*plays “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” on the jukebox*
*whistles along happily*
Just thinking about Monty Python usually cheers me up exponentially.
And it’s my Birthday on Monday!
-flashback of As Good as it Gets-
…must…destroy…thread…..
KAMEHAMEHA!!
I must remember to get you something then. Would you like a parrot? I hear Norwegian Blues have lovely plumage.
Total carnage! He just wasted one good whole pizza!
(What would the TMNTs say?)
*Pops in for a quick announcement*
My eldest is now engaged to be married!
YIPPEEEE!
Convey our congrats to your offspring!!
If that was from Pizza Hut, I’m going to Venice House from now on…
Anyone notice that there were only a few pieces of pizza that fell out of that box? Thats a set up.
5 second rule applies here i guess?
I don’t understand how this is a FAIL. I’ve got a copy of the receipt. The man clearly asked for half pepperoni, half gravel.
Didn’t they already do Targeted Advertising Fail
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OT, how do i change my display pic on here, the one for my profile isnt showing up, grrrr
THAT’S A “WIN” FOR THE DELIVERY GUY, NOT A FAIL!
Yeah, and a fail for the guy who is going to eat a pizza “Asphaltierra” xD
yes, that’s the secret ingredient!
… until he gets fired. Yeah.
So reusing something from 2-3 months ago……… sweet
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Darn, didn’t work…
Did he… deliver?
shouldn’t it be a win?
no, cuz he the pizza fall on the floor and he’s like: “omfg what i should do?”
Hooray! It’s not Domino’s!
this particular movie player FAILs to run the video´s on my pc !
surprise !
I feel bad for the pizza delivery guy.
that’s totally a WIN ..
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