Comments on: Frequently Purchased Fail

By: KrazyK095

KrazyK095 — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:50:46 +0000

COMBO BREA- oh…

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000

@jam

I see what you did there.

By: Chris98999

Chris98999 — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:22:31 +0000

So I stole it from a store, so near.

By: Kurisu HAXurei

Kurisu HAXurei — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:09:51 +0000

…Except that invoking the Scroll of Uber Hax can only safely be done by a select few, and I don’t think even your type can withstand it backfiring. Not even taking 55 levels in Badass will help you. (All the Scroll or Uber Hax does is burn everything, anyway.)

That and your proficiency is “FALCON PAWNCH.” You’ll probably end up with Epic Fail without a bladed weapon proficiency.

By: MontyPythonFan

MontyPythonFan — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 03:49:43 +0000

I think “I dreamed a dream” should be replaced with “Twilight” or “New Moon”

By: School boy

School boy — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:40:45 +0000

Sorry, I meant to say that for “a ghost of an idea” ‘s post.

By: School boy

School boy — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:39:49 +0000

If you were to say that in my school, you would’ve gotten Saturday detention and possibly suspension.

By: Cpt. Pizza

Cpt. Pizza — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:01:12 +0000

Ummm…
The real fail is the screenshot acctually…
Someone just took a PICTURE of his/her screen…
Lol.
/epicfail

By: Danny

Danny — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:54:02 +0000

And if you lived in france youd have to have it checked for mime disease

By: Leah

Leah — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:43:03 +0000

What’s with the Susan Boyle dissing? She’s got a good voice even if she’s not you’re cup of tea. I think it would have been a lot funnier if it had been Chris Brown. Or Nickleback.

By: raadec

raadec — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:00:42 +0000

so that means amazon.com is full of people who think…

“right, i am an absolute looser so i’m going to buy Boyals album but I have 1 ounce of dignity left so i must find a way to destroy the evidence”.

this fail pretty much proves my theory.

By: daniafghani

daniafghani — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:59:53 +0000

not really though
we still had one more verse to go

By: Wolf5297

Wolf5297 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:04:47 +0000

Oh, shut up!

By: ALEX

ALEX — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:55:54 +0000

And you wroted.

By: Laos

Laos — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:30:39 +0000

Amazon wins actually. You will need the shredder after listening to that crap.

By: Collin

Collin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:13:36 +0000

Sadly, this is where the song ends.

Thanks for playing the game, my friends!

By: Kaytlynne

Kaytlynne — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:55:26 +0000

Damn straight!

By: Kaytlynne

Kaytlynne — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:54:49 +0000

Pfft, this is most definitely a win.

By: 124C4U

124C4U — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:12:47 +0000

It’s my pants that i forgeted.

By: Aja

Aja — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:11:48 +0000

# Happy New Year
Happy New Year #
What, too soon?

By: fluffy

fluffy — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:08:33 +0000

Those two things should not have been wedded.

By: Jon; 7 days to go!

Jon; 7 days to go! — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:00:56 +0000

 I'd LOVE to live in New York!! I'm visiting the States for the first time next year, can't wait!

By: FLT

FLT — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:54:42 +0000

How is that a FAIL? Epic WIN!

By: Say g'night, Gracie

Say g'night, Gracie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:29:28 +0000

“I’m the man! I’m bad! I’m so bad, I should be in detention!”

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:26:04 +0000

Is that an alimentary disease?

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:25:01 +0000

Yup, and if you lived in the mountains you’d have to check it for climb disease.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:21:40 +0000

And if I lived in England I would have it checked for Blimey disease?

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:19:53 +0000

Yes, and if you lived in Florida you would have it checked for Keylime disease

By: Peter Frampton

Peter Frampton — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:17:04 +0000

With this fail I actually don’t get it…….

By: Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny.

Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny. — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:14:44 +0000

Even more of a reason to credit her sense of humor.

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:13:56 +0000

I’m so bad, It’s a crime.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:13:35 +0000

If I lived in New England would I have it checked for grinderlime disease?

By: CantThinkOfANameToday

CantThinkOfANameToday — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:13:05 +0000

Yet somehow… depraved.

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:11:23 +0000

Foo don wan’ de hep, foo don get da hep.

By: CantThinkOfANameToday

CantThinkOfANameToday — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:10:57 +0000

Thumbs up for that one!

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:08:40 +0000

I hate spending big money on a scrap of material that just hurts me and leaves red marks on my ribs. Bras are the bane of my exhistance. Even more so than my ex-husband.

By: CantThinkOfANameToday

CantThinkOfANameToday — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:08:34 +0000

I found I had no money for it and for a beer…

By: Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny.

Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny. — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:05:19 +0000

It looks good on yo…..forget it hun, I like you too much to lie. Throw it in the fireplace or save it for a contest. Know anybody you don’t like?

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:04:54 +0000

Qwaz has feathers?

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:03:59 +0000

You should have it checked for sublime disease.

By: Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny.

Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny. — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:03:20 +0000

*Hops after Qwaz with hot glue gun and pearls*
Your not done my fine feathered friend!

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:03:16 +0000

I’m tired of fighting the good fight.

By: BoppitybopBopper

BoppitybopBopper — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:02:35 +0000

Hahaha!!! You just reminded me of an old song by Anthrax called “I’m the Man”.

By: Say g'night, Gracie

Say g'night, Gracie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:02:27 +0000

What's wassail?

By: Say g'night, Gracie

Say g'night, Gracie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:01:33 +0000

She gets to enjoy it twice.

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:01:24 +0000

Keep fighting the good fight Arthur.
*squeeze*

By: Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny.

Black Garnets, lvl 60 burglar hobbit, fanged werebunny. — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:00:31 +0000

I think that was a yahoo question, yeah it happened. Old fail.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:57:47 +0000

Thank you. This guy’s been giving me the pip.

By: Say g'night, Gracie

Say g'night, Gracie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:57:35 +0000

*raises eyebrow*
*shakes head sadly*
*sighs and walks away*

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:57:25 +0000

Better than putting it down, I’d say.