No one…
It’s ether they’re failure’d or they have other shapes of bells also… you know, like the b-… erhrm… well…
Then again, it could just really be a huge fail
I actually saw these in a store. Right next to “Jingle Bell Shaped Bells.” Which really also just specifies that the bells are, in fact, shaped like bells. But still, the name should be a little more understandable now.
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethylbenzine.
“Pull and Peel” licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds.
And sediment shaped sediment.
…Yeah, that joke sounded a lot more funny in my head. Ah well.
gotta love the overly literal signage– coulda been worse, i suppose. Cow bells, goat bells, sleigh bells, handbells, carillon bells. Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells bells. Of the clamor and the clangor of the bells.
Hear the sledges with the bells-
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens, seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.
II
Hear the mellow wedding bells,
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight!
From the molten-golden notes,
And an in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the sounding cells,
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!
III
Hear the loud alarum bells-
Brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor,
Now- now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash, and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows:
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells-
Of the bells-
Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
In the clamor and the clangor of the bells!
IV
Hear the tolling of the bells-
Iron Bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people- ah, the people-
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All Alone
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone-
They are neither man nor woman-
They are neither brute nor human-
They are Ghouls:
And their king it is who tolls;
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls
A paean from the bells!
And his merry bosom swells
With the paean of the bells!
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the paean of the bells-
Of the bells:
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the throbbing of the bells-
Of the bells, bells, bells-
To the sobbing of the bells;
Keeping time, time, time,
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the bells-
Of the bells, bells, bells:
To the tolling of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells-
Bells, bells, bells-
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.
Whodathunkit?
the crafty people at (snowflake) holiday time(tm)
don’t you be nasty!
No one…
It’s ether they’re failure’d or they have other shapes of bells also… you know, like the b-… erhrm… well…
Then again, it could just really be a huge fail
I actually saw these in a store. Right next to “Jingle Bell Shaped Bells.” Which really also just specifies that the bells are, in fact, shaped like bells. But still, the name should be a little more understandable now.
Bell shaped bells are bell shaped
obvious fail is obvious.
As opposed to ball shaped bells? Or man shaped bells…I’ve seen those before
Better than ball shaped bills, I suppose.
*ducks*
Would Bill shaped balls make it more likely that dresses get stained?
I don’t like Bill much so I probably wouldn’t attend.
For Whom Bill’s Bells Ball.
dude, I ve never seen before bell shaped bells, they are quite rare
Dude? Looks like a lady to me!
Is it about time for love in an elevator?
Ooh yes, let’s go!
I don’t wanna miss a thing.
Naah, not until you put away that gun that you, Jammie, got there.
Oops, sorry! I don’t want to rip a hole in your soul, do I?
He’ll go crazy , crazy…baby he’ll go crazy
That’s what happens when you’re living on the edge.
or ball shaped balls
For a bell of any other shape wouldn’t ring so well?
Id Tapp That
Ding!
Dong!
the witch is dead.
the wicked witch is dead.
Long live Mr Phillips
I always wanted them when I was younger!
Btw, good morning.
Good Morning ima!!!!! Is it a wonderfull sunshine morning for bell shaped bells to tool??
Hey Maki!!!!!!!!!
I think so, but less sunshine more snow where I live. x_X
And, as an additonal minifail, the spanish translation’s spellling is wrong. It should say “campanillas” instead of “companillas”.
Nice!
i’ll gonna say the same
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
*runs around catching flakes on his tongue*
Wooohooohooohooohooo!
That is all.
*cries*
Don’t be sad, Maybe they will call a snow day.
And that would help me how?
I want snow here but it’s not cold enough today… so it says.
You should be here then. 14 degrees F. Plenty cold for snow
*drinks a bottle of sun screen*
mmmm….coconut oil!!!!
Oh dear, Granny’s on the Piz again …
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
But I’ll trust you on the sunscreen.
I’ve heard the sunless tanning oil gives you a nice healthy glow inside.
wrong hole!
you really shouldn’t
*hic!* *squeeze*
COMMENT SHAPED COMMENT:
Where are you? I have no snow.
I want snow.
Save some for me?
(morning all)
Yorkshire! Land of whippet and flatcaps, home of the pudding.
omg the bells are really bell shaped, very strange
Not only fail on “shape” but also fail on Spanish translation of the product: “Companillas??!!??”
Is everybody sleeping already??? Time to ding dong the bells!!!
*dings and runs*
tangerine wears a book cokkar
tangerine wears a book collar
Don’t forget garnishes such as fish-shaped crackers, fish-shaped dirt, fish-shaped solid waste, fish-shaped ethyl benzene, pull-and-peel licorice, and sediment-shaped sediment.
WoooooooooooooooooW just….just……WoooooooooW That’s just a sad excuse for a product sign!!! Just ARGHHHHH!
Gotta love wal-mart….
Tubular!
And is “Juego de campanillas” not “Juego de Companillas” in spanish (campana = bell, campanilla = little bell).
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethylbenzine.
“Pull and Peel” licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds.
And sediment shaped sediment.
…Yeah, that joke sounded a lot more funny in my head. Ah well.
Shoot, I didn’t check for sediment shaped sediment, someone already posted it… Darn, posted a fail within a fail v.v
Bells are already shaped like bells, right?
Can I have tree shaped trees to put the Bell shaped bells on now please?
These will go great with my light-emitting lights.
wow. another walmart fail. what’re the odds.
Anyone called the Department of Redundancy Department yet?
Call 1-800-Redundancy and speak about it
That’s more of a ripoff than that root beer flavored root beer that cam in the bottle shaped bottle.
Finally! I’ve been looking all over for bell shaped bells! All the other ones are square or oval shaped!
gotta love walmart!!!
Double fail!
Sentence below in spanish translation must be “Campanillas” , not “Companillas”
gotta love the overly literal signage– coulda been worse, i suppose. Cow bells, goat bells, sleigh bells, handbells, carillon bells. Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells bells. Of the clamor and the clangor of the bells.
I
Hear the sledges with the bells-
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens, seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.
II
Hear the mellow wedding bells,
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight!
From the molten-golden notes,
And an in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the sounding cells,
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!
III
Hear the loud alarum bells-
Brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor,
Now- now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash, and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows:
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells-
Of the bells-
Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
In the clamor and the clangor of the bells!
IV
Hear the tolling of the bells-
Iron Bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people- ah, the people-
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All Alone
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone-
They are neither man nor woman-
They are neither brute nor human-
They are Ghouls:
And their king it is who tolls;
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls
A paean from the bells!
And his merry bosom swells
With the paean of the bells!
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the paean of the bells-
Of the bells:
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the throbbing of the bells-
Of the bells, bells, bells-
To the sobbing of the bells;
Keeping time, time, time,
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the bells-
Of the bells, bells, bells:
To the tolling of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells-
Bells, bells, bells-
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.
Edgar Allan Poe
I saw that this year and thought it was a stupid mistake
those are from walmart. thats a walmart fail hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah i hate walmart
not only that… but it also says “juego de companillas” like in spanish… but in spanish its cAmpanillas, no cOmpanillas
OH GOODY! Now i have my bell shaped bells, my snowflake shaped candy-canes, and my snowman shaped raindeer!
thats walmart for ya