Starting your own business? Well, then you need an epic company name to get you on the road to success. Just don’t take these cuz I got dibs.
Let’s Get Stoned.
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R.A.P.E Appliance company
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Arsenic Spring
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Lets get stoned FTW!
Well sometimes I’m wondering about what ppl have though at the moment they were looking for a name for their company.
mouth….so dry *ack
I guess you need an ar-secnic water???
it’s arse water from famous people?
it famous people arse
*urks*
…with Cholera.
Brangelina Buttwater.
Und Maki, der hat ein Messer --Doch das Messer sieht man nicht.
Hum??? Translation please?
something about a nife???
you take my Brecht away
And Maki, who has a knife –
But you do not see the knife.
I have a feeling of déja vu.
.
How much do you remember from your pre-ghost life?
Es ist alles ziemlich fuzzy.Hi, nice translator, cool foreigner.
Can I get mine with a little bit of old lace?
Are you making elderberry wine Aunt B?
Your mother was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries… now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Lets get stoned is literally a 30second walk from where I live. Representing!
how many people walk by your house that got stoned?
Something tells me that most sales at that establishment are impulse purchases. I bet the “free bag of chips with headstone purchase” promotion is quite popular.
If you buy them by the brick do you get a discount?
I’m more interested in the chips. How big is this bag? Is it worth the headstone purchase? ‘Cause the place near me is offering a free large soda with a headstone purchase.
I live like 10 minutes down the road from the let’s get stoned place..unfortunately they must have gotten some bad press or something because they added an apostrophe in STONED (stone’d).
I bought one of those appliances but it broke the first time I used it
*steals Grannys’ arse*
no what am I going to use to blend these potato’s?
an appliance….obviously!
do not utter the name of our lord in that shop
Let’s get stoned on Ar-scenic spring and R.A.P.E. an appliance!
*Hides Cylons*
But the Cylons are among us! They look like us! How can we tell?
Ask them to make toast.
It gets very windy in the vicinity.
*toasts**displays arse*
*shock!*
arrrrrr
*runs and hides*
Give me same appliance please!
But I nicked it!
*checks swag bag*
Retractor please!
*rifles through pencil case*
I have a protractor. That any help?
Measure the radius
Please don’t measure my radius. It makes me self-conscious.
not yours, Granny’s
Do you commenters ever sleep??
What the hank is sleep?
It is quite bad form to sleep whilst at work.
Plus you are talking to the night shift.
I work while is sleep and I sleep while i work.
Or was it from the otherside??!
*earases first is and writes in I*
No time like the present.
You have to wait till the 25th.
As a child, I was never good at waiting. I used to take my gift and a roll of tape down to my room, open it along the tape, see what it is then tape it back up. I don’t like surprises.
*hides present behind back*
*wanders off whistling*
*tackles Arthur*
*tickles relentlessly*
Give it up! Gimme!
But, but, the waiting is usually better than the present itself!
I’m better now though.
♫ The waiting is the hardest part. . . ♫
and don’t forget about the diferent time zones
IS THERE DIFFRENT TIME IN THE SAME WORLD? WOOOOT?
Yup, we are indeed mainly the European contingent.
Hail Europe!
Not sure, I haven’t checked the weather forecast today.
Sunshine friday! Yeah!
Ups…not friday yet..sorry
You destroyed my hopes Maki
I live in England, Sunshine is incredibly unlikely.
It’s sunshiney here, even though it’s as cold as a whore’s heart.
No snow yet
It’s very white outside my window right at the moment.
I wish. It’s grey outside mine, although I am in the supposed “super-band” where it’s meant to snow about 20cm overnight.
A whore’s heart isn’t cold Jam, Haven’t you ever seen Pretty Woma. . .Blaaaargh!
Wow, I can’t even say the name.
How can she be that pretty when she’s got 3 sets of teeth, all in a row?
Ok… as cold as a convertible igloo?
*collapses the whores*
ewwwwwwwwww, sticky.
Stop whoresing around Moomin.
*Shamwowsqueeze*
Is it cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?
If I want to see a large mouth bass try to act I would go fishing.
WOOOHOOOO!
♪ Snow if falling, all around me.
I’ll soon be playing, having fun! ♪
If I could spell, I’d spell ‘is’.
The sunshine doesn’t count because you’ve got english breakfast. ( Damn I love that )
Hang in, you live in England? I do too, and it says you posted that comment at 4:46 am? Do you just live on energy drinks?
Time zones! Yaaayyyy!!!
The Night Shift?
I never knew you had a superhero alter-ego.
By day, a humble RAPE Applicances employee. By night…
….I watch people!
*waggles eyebrows*
That explains my seemingly irrational Paranoia recently..
I must say, your tin foil hat really is very fetching.
Obviously doesn’t work as advertised, though.
They only work on elecrical waves, not binoculars.
It doesn’t make wimminz want to have sex with me?
Damn! I was fooled by advertising!
Foiled again?
*snork* You owe me a new monitor, Moomin.
and about 30ml of Coca Cola.
He owes half of the world population new monitors and a variety of beverages. Goog for him that people don’t know his real name is Peter Wagner and he lives at
Broadway
London
SW1H 0BG
Goog for me too? I love a bit of Christmas goog.
Moomin, my solicitor will be in touch.
Is that eggoog flavour?
i actually wanted to reply randomly with teh “drinking milkshake” line…but..when i saw ur Name…gosh i won’t be able to type that
Actually I’m asleep right now. I connected my brain to the internet with electric wire and am sending my brainwaves through WHOA will you look at that chick she’s got two fannies!!!
two fannies…WHERE?!?
In between a pair of legs. Possibly yours.
I’m dreaming that I have two pipes.
Corncob and Hookah?
A hybrid thereoff.
All the better to poker with?
That sounds like a pipe dream.Just a Woodstock flashback.
I daren’t ask if he likes a good shag.
Stoned. We’ll look cool to the young kids!
R.A.P.E. For when your washing machine just won’t put out.
Ar-scenic. Come and drink death’s water free. (inverse bible quote ftw)
Fun fact: gift means poison in German. Now you get the idea what a “gift shop” is that’s called “ar-senic spring”.
if you get a gift in germany…dont eat it…right?
Unless it has a little lable on it that reads ‘Eat Me’, in which case only good can come.
But if it says “Dont eat” you get curious to see what happens.
Ahh, I was gonna post this fun fact too, because it’s the same in Swedish, but you beat me to it. It was my first thought when I saw the picture.
So did I. Arrrr. To many Krauts and whatever-the-offensive-slang-for-the-Swedish-is in here…
Actually “Let’s get stoned” is epic win ,because it seems intentional(can’t confirm)
Lets get Stoned!!!!!!!! WIN!!!!!
I like the completely unnatural looking and quite shabby bricks on the building in which “Let’s get stoned Inc.” is located.
I’m petrified!
But you do rock!
It’s mortarfying.
mornin’ Ms B.
And I’ll cement that greeting with a *squeeze*
Good to see you, Jon!
Granite it’s early, but I’ll *squeeze* back.
Quite deliberate! It’s unlikely you’re going to buy your drugs at a posh place.
…Who managed to downsize their door, to reduce the obvious floods of people who regularly shop their.
Their what?
their.. socks off there.
She just pressed Add Comment too early.
their.. socks off there. They’re mental for a bargain they are.
*bukkit
There, not their, and rather than blaming Arthur, today I am blaming the Sambucca shots I was forced to drink last night….repeatedly
(gotta love the Christmas works do)
Little known made up facts 1a:
Arthur is the source of all Sambucca.
Therefore it was his fault.
Sorry ’bout that.
OK, you are forgiven.
*passes Judas Priest*
The best I’ve got.
They’ll do!
Are those legal? We wouldn’t want anyone breakin’ the law.
We’ve got some Brithish Steel! \m/
Perfect for those who do their living after midnight.
Perfect for C-c-c-c-c-c-combo B-b-b-reaker-erer-er-er-er-ers!!!!
I would put the first sign on the last sign’s wall…it goes better with those colors
dont forget the plant life on/near the wall
I’d put the second sign’s van through the first sign’s doors.
That’d show em
I’d go to the kitchen and make myself a cuppa.
Excellent idea. Using their new RAPE Appliances Kettle?
applies ruminante cattle and udders acuppa of milk for Moomin.
Want some?
“Why do my businesses always attract crazy potheads, depraved sexual perverts and soon-to-be life insurance beneficiaries?”
let’s get some weed and get stoned
Heheh. There’s a scaffolding company in my neighbourhood with the slogan “Need to get high?” on the side of their trucks.
‘Altered States’ is the name.
Seen on a plumber’s van at the V&A Waterfront, Cape Town: “In my game, a flush beats a full house any day.”
These should all be wins.
Let’s Get Stoned is actually near me. It’s in Warrington, PA off state route 611 just north of Philly.
same here. it sright near 99, target, lowes and aamco. i got my granite there nd now there called lgs inc.
Patton Oswalt said he’s writing a screenplay on “RAPE-STOVE” after hearing about an actual movie called “DEATHBED: The Bed that Eats People”
I thought is had to be photoshopped so I googled – Rape appliance is for real.
i got a feeling the first one was done on purpose
I wana know what r.a.p.e. stands for
and 3rd is witty enough to be done purposly too
A quick Google for the company’s homepage suggests it’s the owner’s last name, and the dots between the letters are a stylistic choice. As if the word “Rape” on its own didn’t help the name stand out -_-
The appliance loving robot from Robot Chicken pops into mind for some reason.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq yeah…they all work…some of them for teh 3rd time!!!
There is definitely one of these when I’m on my way to / from Doylestown PA.
I saw this in real life.
FAIL, FAIL, FAIL!!! What totally carnaged business names indeed!
The added bonus is the reflection in the “Stoned” door glass of a man taking a dump on the lawn.
I’d call the stone one a “WIN”, myself.
P.S. To Nuuute, that is the reflection of the guy taking the picture. Sorry.
Well, this is true. I suppose I should have put a smiley at the end or a j/k, but I assumed it was the photographer too. A photographer taking a dump… j/k
Holy crap! I live 5 minutes from Lets Get Stoned Inc! Its crazy to see that on this site.. small world! Wow.
same here…
I once met the wife of the proprietor of “Let’s Get Stoned”. Let’s just say she never let her kids wear any LGS licensed apparel.
Let’s Get Stoned Inc. is in my hometown…i always wanted to post that of FailBlog!
I live by Let’s Get Stoned, it’s definitely a Win not a Fail.
These kind of things amaze me. When a guy first said “I’ll call the place RAPE alliance” and he told that to his business partners and registered the business name and got an accountant and had all the signs printed up, how can not ONE person have pointed out what an incredibly bad idea that was?
Haha The funny thing about AR-scenic springs is that it’s an abandoned hotel in Arkansas in the middle of nowhere….They shouldn’t of drank the water but can’t say they weren’t warned.
Only in the great state of Arkansas!
I just called the RAPE Appliance company…and it’s legit. The dude answered the phone: “Rape Appliance”
LETS GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Holy crap. I laughed really hard when I started getting to the posts about other people not sleeping over posting here and about working while sleeping and sleeping while working. What boggles my mind is the RAPE appliances. Did that really slip through? The let’s get stoned one would be a better name if it was stone and not stoned, because it would come up more often in search eninges used by people looking to install some stones in their life. But it would definitely not be as funny. So, it’s obvious that the owner has a kick-ass sense of humor, but do they deliver? I’m no looking further into it until I have a need for a stone driveway, wall or fireplace. But yeah, for now, SNOW!!! (hey, unrelated, I’m a composer, and for anyone that’s read this far and likes electronic/classical music check out my compositions)
proof that it’s real:
http://www.lgsgranite.com/
HA the lets get stoned is in warminster, PA. i live near there
Lololol the “Let’s Get Stoned” place is right by my house XDDD
I don’t see what’s wrong with the last pic… I mean it says ar-sCenic.
this is trippy! Let’s Get Stoned is literally two miles down the road from where i live. i guess the internet was here, eh?
let’s get stoned – 215 area code. lmao only in Philly.
Lets Get Stoned Inc….well if you insist!
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