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Squeeze Will’s legs together for a sword-jabbing attack!
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en garde!
Does this mean shouting rapier?
If you do, he’ll be foiled, again!
I just Sabre these moments.
I'm still on the fence.Hey It is nearly Kris-mas, go with the flow.
I'll wait for the knife before Christmas.I swor’d I’d travel for the holidays this year. Stuck home again
In the best of all science-fiction worlds, you could use a sleigh with blade-runners.That sounds like fun, can I have a slice of the action?
Oh, cut me in on that, too!
Which cutlass?
Maybe it will come to you in an epee-phany.
Happiness is just a slice away.
Whoever made this toy was obviously cutting corners.
They glaive up trying to make a catchy description, but didn’t want to di-voulge that information
Too much pun. O_O
Wake up! Time to ride!
*makes nice on the ice with the thrice enticing lassies ^^^*
Hey, no need to be Krabi.
*squeeze*
*touches*
Your rapier wit strikes again!
I Katana take all the credit.
I’ll take a cut, lass.
These puns just make me Gladius.
But don’t Harpe on about it!
I should stop reading these posts. I’m expected at a scimitar.
You skiving b@stard!
*squeeze*
I’ll tell them you’ll be a longsword-ly
…just as soon as we lance that boil…
The speaker will be looking daggers at him as he tries to sneak in the back.
I’ll pick you up in my Buick Le Sabre…
We’re really driving this pun run to the hilt. I’m scabbared what we’ll come up with next…
The Tizon in the breakroom if anyone is interested.
That’s a pretty broad invitation.
He just wants to Takoba…
*Treats K@ to a piña colada*
Ya caught me.
Curses! You foiled my comment.
looks like a riposteIt’s just one of the foibles of failblog.
Must I?
If you want the sword-jabbing action, you gotta give Will what he wants.
I know I’ll get the sword, but what about the money shot?
No one knows what I want. But it sure as h3ll ain’t a sword there!!
Did Elizabeth really need to be given these instructions?
If she did, someone failed anatomy.
She was a “lady”. She’s not supposed to know about thrusting, jabbing action.
*gurns*
Of course not, how could I be so silly.
*giggles quietly*
How big is the toy? My son doesn’t need it…
Scale 1/1
Disappointing.
Ah, a wee one.
ow, my eye!
Use your other eye.
Apparently using the force just doesn’t cut it any more.
Thrust! Parry! Twirl! Lunge! Hoho! Haha!
*whacks the log with the stick, only to have it bounce back in the face*
.
*rolling laughing pig*
*Sends Velvet the bill*
*Ducks*
You’re dithpicable!
First you’ll need to unbuckle his swash.
Water you talking about?
:halo:
I am a good girl.
*polishes k@’s tarnished halo*
Yeah, she is a good girl!
*Sparkles*
Fankooo.
*adds more glitter to Leilas’ collection*
I like your festive holiday look, k@!
*tweaks nose*
Best I could do on short notice at work!
(red nose….’cause it is bloody cold here today, and now extra colour from tweaking!)
You’re so darned cute!
*pinches cheeks so they match nose*
Which cheeks?
*squeaks*
Thanks for the extra glitter. One can never have enough sparkle.
♫ Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle ‘em
Give ‘em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give ‘em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather ‘em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes? ♫
I’m liking your festive Chris Kringle look, Marius!
5 6 7 8!
*the band strikes up a jazzy tune*
Thank you LGB.
We’re playing fast and loose BFF.
I’m gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down.
Well, seeing as everyone else is getting their avatar into the Christmas spirit I guess I should too. Although it probably didn’t really need it before.
You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate! You fight like a cow.
You make me want to puke.
You make me think someone already did.
You’re as ugly as a monkey in a negligee.
I look that much like your fiancée?
Look behind you, a three headed monkey!
*scarpers*
Pffft!
I wanna be a pirate.
Uuuhhh Things are getting hairier!
They’re just milking it.
I’ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Oh dear, we are on Monkey Island aren’t we?
Sorry.
Now I now what filth and stupidity really are.
re: Now I now what filth and stupidity really are.
I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Now wait a sec… just cause I am Will and have cows doesn’t mean I hurl shi’ite. I may shoot it, but I don’t fight with it.
Bonus action when you squeeze his ankles.
Is it a hump action shot gurn?
Stored in a special rack next to his bed …
Secret weapon exposed when he bends at the waist?
no.
hehehe
*squeezes*
*ouch* #”&@£44!
You paid £44 for a censored four letter word? That’s a ripoff!
ohhhh
I Lol’d
Now my belly hurts!
I’ll send you a bill for my personalized abs training.
hmm, sounds like an abdominal con man snow jobHee!
Somebody paid the piper.
How does that translate in US dollars. Cause I paid $22 for my “@%^%”
That’s certainly less than half.
For me it’s 48,93€
The abs training i mean…
the toy was just a stick
But you got stuck with the bill?
*looks over at duck*
You might want to wash that…..
*Ganders*
Quack!
*gooses Marius*
*Cries fowl*
*feathers fly*
*Gets down and boogies*
*squeezes fine-feathered friend*
*Fluffs and squeezes*
Wait a minute… that’s no sword!
Is it just a stiletto?
I don’t know but he seems happy to see me.
Maybe… but maybe he’s attacking you? SHOOT HIM!
I would but my stoopid country won’t allow me to have a gun. Can I just tell him off instead?
Point at him, shout bang, then kick him in the nuts.
I could always print Betty here out and Pritt stick her onto cardboard backing. He’ll never know I’m not real.
♪ Bang bang, my baby shot me down ♪
♪ These boots are made for stabbin’ ♪
Just so long as you’re not the sheriff …
Use the force.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Well, it’s no space station, either.
It’s too big to be a space station.
That’s what she said
*pulls out musket*
*fires*
*blasts ossacip away*
*is blasted back*
*Catches bullet with teeth*
*Spits gunpowerdery substance into tin*
*Tin makes ::DING!!:: noise*
*Smirks @ BondFan*
*Sits back down to think of more Office/Star Wars Jokes*
*Falls asleep @ desk*
*Violently wakes up flailing arms*
*Looks to see if BondFan is standing over him with musket*
*Notices he is inside the ball pit at chucky cheese*
*Realizes it was all a dream*
*Wonders why he is in ball pit*
*Wonders why this whole time he has not said a single word*
*Figure of Will floats into the air*
*Turns into phallic space station*
*The Blue Danube plays in the background*
Just what do you think you’re doing, BFF?
*music stops*
Er…aah…Playing a tribute to Stanley Kubrik’s masterpiece?
Without your space helmet, BFF, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
Arrgh! Open the pod bay doors, Marius!
BFF, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
That’s a space station :O
Toy comes equipped with a sword of the finest pork. Monocular trouser snake purchased separately or available with deluxe version.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
Did he just mostly died?Which?
Witch?
Look, I just want to know if he has a chance or if I need to just look for his pockets for loose change.
Yes.
*squeeze*
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, but after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.Have fun stormin’ the castle boys!
Who is Will and why do I want to squeeze his legs?
No *squeezes* for the FAILPEEPS – I don’t want any misunderstandings.
*PeaceSign*
*UndergroundSqueeze*
*TickleTickle!!!*
*slysqueeze*
*tickle*
*giggle*
Will be me… feel free to squeeze.
*humps leg*
*flees*
Well, that’s an unusual welcome.
*humps other leg*
*waits patiently*
*hums tuneless tune*
Is it Wednesday today?
No, but we thought it be in the spirit of the fail to give you a little leg action…
Heeeee!!!
I didn’t bother posting.
I wasn’t too happy about the previous fail.
Nope, me neither. Yesterday was piss-poor, too. It’s okay, though; it’s my busy time here at work, so I’m limited on the time I can spend here anyway.
Yay for busy work!!! Seriously, if I wasn’t so busy, I would just drive myself nuts!
You can say that twice!
I’m not busy at all( someone toke off my work functions) Thats why i roam trough the felow failpeeps here…to not go nuts
*is too busy at the moment to play*
*pouts*
one toke for the road
sweet maki
one toke for the road. …
And a penny for your *sword*
I hope that’s not my leg yer humping, moomin.
I certainly hope that the legs are tough enough for a squeeze! By the way is this by Mattel?
No, it’s from a company named Zizzle.
That works with me too!
Kopisophobia – fear of short swords.
And, just for fun,
Hemophobia – fear of blood.
Phalliculiphobia – fear of short … sword?
OT- I just got my results for my environmental science 2nd year module…. 72%
*screams*
*Squeezes Will toy*
*falls over in a heap*
So, are you happy or unhappy about the 72%?
*worried look*
Happy, that was the one I thought I had failed!
*goes to toy store*
*makes purchase*
Woo-hoo, k@!
*presents k@ w/present*
^5 k@!!! Congrats then!
*wonders what the present is*
A not so small…hmmm…*sword*???
*congrats squeeze for K@*
Cheers guys- looks like I may finally finish university….12 years late!
Better late than not at all.
Well done.
*squeeze*
Congrats to K@!
Well done to be done.
*won’t go into how many years late it will be when she finally finishes*
*feels really dang old*
Depends on your definition of “toy.”
*considers her definition of “toy*
*wags finger about Gracie’s definition of “toy”*
*giggles uncontrollably*
*squeezes Ms B*
*squeezes Arthur, but doesn’t say where*
This Will is not a toy.
Good going K@tcf. NIce work.
sword-jabbing action, does it worth it? I mean, squeeze legs is tough
Yes tounché!
Id Tapp That
A picture(video) is worth a thousand words.
That’s the stare of a man whose legs have been squeezed a few too many times. The things he must have witnessed…
C’mon – that’s an EPIC WIN if there ever was one…
Don’t you get the feeling that the editors at Failblog are crankiest ones in the Pet Holdings group of sites?
Funny… I come with the same description tattooed on my arse.
Dear Santa,
I’ve been a very good boy…
Indeed!!
lol i have that toy
More like “dirty mind fail” *facepalm*
This isn’t even remotely a fail. Slow fail day?
Haha, mind in the gutter much?
Which “sword” could be meant? xD
I don’t get it… :s
I totally have this toy! My friend gave it to me for my birthday XD And I laughed my ass off at that description.
ha! this only a fail if your mind is completely adulterated
heeeee !!!