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He was Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat in bed!
His wife gave me a frostie reception though
tiger woods, not tony the tiger…
That could explain a lot.
It shere kan.
*squeeze*
It’s a load of Hulla Baloo over nothing.
*squeeze*
Mow Glee Mow Problems!
You’re all a bunch of pu$$ies!
But I thought the object was to get in as many dholes as possible.
Bouncy bouncy is what Tigger does best.
You’d be lion if you said otherwise.
you’re ligerin’ me
that is so clever!
Must be the secret formula!
Boats N ho’s
Go get ‘em Tiger.
Is it bad that I actually believe him?
thats Tony the tiger not Toger woods u idiot
Seems tiger was a bit flaky……
I want to play with Tiger’s wood
eye of the tiger
NEVER make eye contact with Tiger
they are all coming out now
I’m waiting for all golfers to “come out”
Keep waiting, only straight guys would have that bad of fashion sense.
dang!
*gets up from hiding in the rough*
*washes white paint off testicles*
You missed a bit. Here, let me get that for you.
*licks finger*
Are you sure that was white paint?
Are you even sure it was a finger?
ooh!! Tiger who?
the 19th hole
If you go into Wood’s today, you’re in for a big surprise. . .
if you go down on the woods today he might pop in your eyes
Cos every tiger that ever there is,
Are all sticky and covered in jizz
Todays the day the tigers have their orgy?
hahahaha, awesome!
With gossip the airwaves resound
Lascivious stories abound
Tig’s philandering ways
And the news that he strays
Give new meaning to ‘playing a round’.
Poor Sophie didn’t quite have that in mind when the tiger came to tea.
the milk jug took quite a bit of work to get going
And Mog was horrified by the walking christmas tree.
I know this one… Tiger is really a sponge?
hahahaha!
that’s handy! *squeeze!*
To keep your balls in?
*squeeze*
shamwowzers!
next to me teeth
Silly girl… Tiger may be a swinger but it’s very apparent that he doesn’t swing that way.
oofff… now I’ve got steven tyler on the brain.
You may find Tiger playing with his “putter”
Or he may ask if you want to look at his driver.
well, if he asks nicely…
crouching tiger hidden sausage
HAHAHA!
pouncing tiger, burying sausage
pouncing elin, crying tiger.
With such a witty sign, you’d think his donation container – whatever the heck it is – would be overflowing!
looks like tiger hole
Understands the ironie.
he’s got them working in shifts after losing that sponsorship
Don’t make me laugh about things like that, please!
*giggles*
we could bring out a whole new line of slogans from his sponsors
American Express – Don’t leave your wife without it
Nike: “Just do her.”
AT&T: dropping drawers, but not calls
Gatoraids: is it in yet?
Axe: Do it like Woods – Do em ALL !
axe: to get that hairy axe wound smell off you before you go home to your wife
Sure: The antiperspirant that still works, even when your wife has caught you in the act.
Buick–The back seat is big enough to shag in.
the antiperspirant for when you’re sweating like a rapist
Calvin Klein – Loose fit: For when you’re trying to get out of a tight squeeze.
Timex: won’t come off in your girlfriend
timex: takes a lickin and keeps on tickin; even from tiger!
I belive him.
*getting sick*
awe he’s not that bad, bath and a shave Tiger claw!
how much wood would tiger woods wood if tiger woods could wood wood?
woot woot
How much dicks would dick lick if dick could lick dicks?
toow toow
3
maybe 4, depending on size…
ima like you ^.^
that’s kinda gay…
But to suck 3 or 4 dicks ain’t
it is??? that explains alot!
No?
(clever/funny comment), burn!!!
i’m awesome
Your defently are.
it’s only gay if you push back
*closes eyes*
you are what you eat, and i’m a man!
so you’re a dick?
that’s kinda obvious isn’t it.
just checking
Uh oh. This explains a lot about my behavior.
why do you think they call me granny?
I think you’re really grasping at straws here.
I want some Tiger skin underpants, I heard Tiger skin is great for your Mojo
But does it help with your swing?
if you’re into swinging, tiger underpants would defently help!
They’re Grrrrrreat!
I definately wouldn’t know.
don’t be shy, we’re all swingers.
*both ways squeeze!*
* reach-around squeeze*
*pushes back squeeze!*
Didn’t you say something befor about pushing back things?
Looks like Granny is gay, and he’s taken me with him.
dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians!
Roll me in flour and go for the wet spot!
great now i have an erection…
*dips granny in choclate and feed him to the lesbians*
Isn’t there something wrong???!
that’s not chocolate
2 girls 1 putt
*bleurghs*
Hehehehe
Granny gets us all in the end.. or maybe with his end. I’m not sure.
at least someone gets it
*squeeze all*
Just let us know whatever you want us to know.
As Tiger Schniedelwoods once said, “it’s better to hit the whole, not only a hole”
He gets them all because off his beautiful smile
CLICKIE!!1!!!1!
I wonder what he’s been doing! hahaha!
Hm yeah that’s truth, but I think he has more luck hahaha!
If I was Elin, I would put the wood in his (ass)whole.
And make a ‘jamas out of his tiger.
Lucky he is, u ain’t Elin. ^.^
Lucky he, Lucky me
I always knew the PG in PGA stood for potentially gay
i thought it was “pedo guy awesome”… now i have to change my shirt.
Please Goatse Appropriately.
If you don’t, you end up with more than a hole in one.
or more than one in the hole.
wasn’t it: Please Give me Ass???
the kids love that one though
plays golf adulterates
Putt Girlfriend Away… somewhere out of sight?
Pedo golfer Ahead
p0rn gooser always = tiger
Potentially Gigantic A$$hole… (from all the “pushing back”)
Btw, Hi all I’m new and I’m pleased to write with you
And now I go for lunch, cya l8erz!!!1!!1!
lol just a simular question, your time is 2:57 am? O.o
Damn it I allready got 11:58 am!
( GO TO BED! Muhahaha!
)
nice bunny!
*squeeze!*
*excited* Oh so do I!!!
hmmm…Europe??? It’s 11:00 here
Yes Europe, I live in the beautiful switzerland.
*excited about Maki*
*Brrr* cold!
I live in small Portugal
sexy woolie hat and cardboard sign, can’t say I blame Tiger
The hat is the result of the last affair he had. Doesn’t take rejection well; skins them alive I hear!
Next week he’ll have nice orange and black stripey socks.
his sex appeal might go off the charts with socks like that, imagine the celebrities he could pick up then!
Hmmm who would that be???
that’s where Wally is??
(being moderated)
Sometimes you being moderated is not fair LMAO.
This guy is dressed to the nines (iron).
We must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred, is a wedge designed to attack our civilization. ~ F.D.R.Not getting this?
Wedge. Get it now?
hmmm atleast they let him keep his ipod. just look at those head phones
Hobo Win.
Paradox.
He’s living on the street at. Looks like in a city at.
I’d give him money just for being creative!
GIVE HIM ALL YOUR CHANGE!!!
Topical win.
I really wanna give some money to that guy.
lmfao, very nice!
Get in the hole! (As is so commonly yelled at Tiger when he is teeing off)
s-e-x-y
Give that man a Tiger!
WOW. I saw a bum in New York City today by the ferry with a sign that read, ‘Tiger, can you get me a roommate this Christmas?’
BAYBA!
Not the first time…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alecfoy/3921154046/
Kay, I feel bad for him cuz he’s homeless, but also I think he’s an ass.