Comments on: I’ll admit it, I lol’d

By: mr. man

mr. man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:50:25 +0000

the game?

By: mr. man

mr. man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:47:45 +0000

the game

By: mr. man

mr. man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:46:51 +0000

so you are morbidly obese?

By: mr. man

mr. man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:44:45 +0000

aww... oh that reminds me... ...of the game

By: mr. man

mr. man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:37:58 +0000

is that code?

By: mr. man

mr. man — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:36:51 +0000

you lost

By: MrTT

MrTT — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 08:11:18 +0000

The real fail is that the green nuts are actually playing such a stupid “game’

By: modesi

modesi — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:53:27 +0000

Hip Mean – Intimate Make, Ideas, Styles, Architecture

By: statistics

statistics — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 04:12:06 +0000

99% of the coments = idiotic
1% (this coment) = smart

By: Rang

Rang — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:54:52 +0000

Yes I am Rang.

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:40:23 +0000

Finally to explain the carnage of the fail, dead bodies decompose, releasing lots of heat, methane, CO2, sulphides and other greenhouse gases back into the atmosphere.
(Vegetables are the major source of carbohydrates unlike meat.)

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:28:50 +0000

Actually, second fail! Have a look at the 1st question: ‘Medications are turning fish into addicts’. Wrong. As Paracelsus said, all substances and medications are poisonous. The right dosage determines the difference between remedy and lethality.
Third fail: Bath-rings can form because the dirt and dead skin cells are suspended in water and then precipitated on the bath tub surface. So, it is recommended that we take a shower for several minutes before having a bath to exfoliate (wash off dirt and dead skin cells), then shower off again once finished.
(I hope those points fix those mistakes – am I correct?)

By: spyrosbestfriend

spyrosbestfriend — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:04:37 +0000

Are they telling us we SHOULD be fat? This world……..

By: bran

bran — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:32:29 +0000

So you’re telling me that all the lard I was drinking with a straw was helping the environment! Ha, take that Dr. who said I needed a lifestyle change!

By: R

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:36:20 +0000

This is actually a win…right?

By: Troll123

Troll123 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:48:38 +0000

don’t forget that fat guy also consume less of the female resources

By: Troll123

Troll123 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:47:46 +0000

hahaha turning fish to addicts.. at least they don’t have problem scoring

By: sjrosen9

sjrosen9 — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:19:28 +0000

But fat people outbreed skinny people, so in reality, the obese are consuming more.

By: sumdumguy

sumdumguy — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:11:42 +0000

I’d like to see the tub that takes 35 gallons of water AND a normal sized human being.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:13:35 +0000

weenis

By: blergh

blergh — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 06:17:14 +0000

“less of the earth’s resources”

*fewer

=FAIL

By: Winston Smith

Winston Smith — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:54:57 +0000

This is a great example of Eugenics.

By: JT

JT — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:48:34 +0000

Wow. I actually think that’s a serious answer. And that terrifies me for numerous reasons.

BTW, I’ve tried taking my meds to the pharmacist. Guess how much they don’t dispose of them.

By: Jimmylou

Jimmylou — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:37:23 +0000

Whats about pulling a hat out of A fish?

By: OscarMK

OscarMK — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:26:11 +0000

FAIL.

By: Turtle

Turtle — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:19:25 +0000

You Rang?

By: Richardhg

Richardhg — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:33:18 +0000

Fat people use less resources? What about the huge quantities of food they eat? The circus tents they wear? Their huge a**es needing to be hauled around in Hummers? They would have to die at 15 to consume less than skinny people.

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:22:55 +0000

For that eco-board question, the correct answer is ‘Neither’.

By: Also Also Anonymous

Also Also Anonymous — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:28:40 +0000

At the pharmacy where my mom worked, one pharmacist would pour the medicine down the sink while the other would make sure the customers weren’t looking.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:41:12 +0000

LOL, the first one!

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:37:50 +0000

… but “out of shape” people drive alot. Healthy people can walk further and catch more public transport.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:22:11 +0000

The ungreen answer actually fails because as written it implies that the addicted fish should be taken to a pharmacist to be disposed of properly.

By: Gman

Gman — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:24:25 +0000

This makes no sense, the shower statistic is way off, there is no way my shower pumps 5 gallons per min. (with that said, a long bath is much better than a long shower).

But obese people eat far more than healthy people do, consuming far more resources by the time they die. Not to mention all the medications and things needed to keep them alive when they start to have problems.

And the sewer water is filtered before reaching fish…

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:05:21 +0000

That’s the problem with the green movement. I mean, happy feet wanted us to feel bad for EATING FISH because Penguins also EAT FISH. Well, Penguins, you’re killing the polar bears because they EAT FISH!

Now we have to die so we can consume less resources and save the planet? Screw that.

By: Plethora

Plethora — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:29:49 +0000

Ya know, this is funny, but somewhat true… insurance companies have started to find lots of information stating that unhealthy people cost insurance companies less because they die quickly.

By: OmNomNomKitteh

OmNomNomKitteh — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:47:29 +0000

This fail makes no sense, its logic, if you were educated this isnt funny, its retarded

By: Zigi

Zigi — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:19:39 +0000

Vaseline?

By: blerg

blerg — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:49:28 +0000

ADRENALINE WIN?

By: Martin

Martin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:34:20 +0000

Under the “Greenest” section, it says that a 30 minute bath uses 35 gallons of water. Why is the “30 minutes” part necessary? Would longer or shorter bath time change the amount of water it takes to fill up the bathtub?

By: edeshar32

edeshar32 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:01:43 +0000

Did anybody notice the 15 min.-75 gallon shower and the 30-min. bath-35 gallon shower?

By: memememe

memememe — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:12:37 +0000

Fat people are good for the environment, because they don’t get as cold as their fat keeps them warm, and they turn the thermostat down lower and use less fossil fuelz.

By: Zombie

Zombie — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:12:03 +0000

What game is this? I want it. I bet theres even more fail to be found.

By: Nublolz

Nublolz — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:52:17 +0000

FAT PEOPLZ BAD TO ENVIORNMENTZ THEY MAKE EARTH RUMBLZ ANDZ CRUMBLZ!!!! BUT STILLZ EAT A KIT KAT!!!

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:49:20 +0000

Way to get people to take this stuff seriously? …

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:48:51 +0000

My boyfriend likes to just stand in the shower, it’s a ridiculous waste of time and water. He says I take forever to get ready but when I shower, I’m in and out in under 5 minutes!

By: Bill Gates(Still trying to steal more apple secrets,those guys are secretive!sneaky bastards...)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:21:39 +0000

Proven Fact:fat people are more helpful to the environment!are you thin?GET FAT!!!EAT A KIT KAT!!!OMAGAWD RHYME!!!!for the first time!omagawsh notha rhyme!

By: OneHappyAtheist

OneHappyAtheist — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:05:45 +0000

Thank you! Glad someone else noticed the poor grammar on that card.

By: ...

... — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:58:47 +0000

ilike turtles

By: cozakaxo

cozakaxo — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:01:06 +0000

this isn’t fail, this is win

By: Tovah

Tovah — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:00:59 +0000

Anyone read the last one, greenest? It is completely wrong by my experimentation. I tested how much was used in taking a 15 min shower by plugging the drain at the beginning of the shower and letting if fill while I showered and the tub didn’t even get half way full. If I followed the same guide for bath it filled over 3/4 of the way. Therefore my shower used less water than my bath. I estimated that I would have to shower another ten minutes about (making it a 25 min shower) to use the same amount of water as the bath.