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“The Green Game” Help save the planet by being fat! Whenever you see a fat person cheer for them because they are helping the planet by dying young!
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DRUGS ARE TURNING FISH INTO ADDICTS
they don’t have any feelings though, except slimy pleasure feelings
It’s good to be a fish.
Drugs for free, pleasure all the time and any, not even the slightest thought, that something is wrong.
you addict! I’m taking you to the pharmacist to be disposed off properly.
I’m not to blame!
You shouldn’t have flush down the drugs!
*Hippie voice*
Don’t be such a drag, maan… You know, like, chill, you know… Here, check out these pills, maan, they’re real flushed an-ti-bi-ot-ics dude, they go down smooth, you know what I’m saying?
*takes drugs*
Dude, I can see pretty colours…
If you see blue for more than 4 hours, be sure to visit your urologist.
ilike turtles
You Rang?
Yes I am Rang.
I’ve had things that make me go down smoothly, and they weren’t antibiotics.
Just saying.
It was the terrorists
Vaseline?
slimy pleasure feelings… I’ll have some of that.
*passes fish*
*hands it over*
*puff puff pass*
*squeeze squeeze pass*
Hello stranger.
*sign sign pass*
Did anybody wonderbonered that fish?
Poor fishie, always getting boned and pissed off.
how are the lovebirds of failblog? i haven’t heard from you two in ages, do you have failkids now?
Hello princess! *lezhugs*
No failkids yet, but logging many, many transatlantic miles.
How are you and your honeybun?
Oh, the honeybun is an ex-honeybun, since July-ish. Sadtimes, but it was for the best. Recently met a new victim though
a man-being this time!
The long distance is tough, but at least transatlantic isn’t quite as bad as the transglobal relationship i had!
*squeezes the moomin*
hello strangest
You’re always here mouthing off and insulting people, can’t we get a break? :p
How’s tricks?
Been up to owt exciting?
hehehe, but it’s funnn!
what about you?
everything’s good here on the emerald isle. we’ve just been renovating the house for a few weeks so that’s been exciting. now preparing for christmas
Running around being an idiot, same old same old.
Took part in a world record thriller dance attempt, wandered round Manchester dressed as a zombie.
That’s what confused me more than the actual fail.
We should thank the fish cuz if it weren’t them doing the drugs then we’d get them back in recycled water… and who knows what exactly people are flushing down the terlet these days.
y’know, I have always wondered, if the people who take the pills use the toilet, does that also contaminate the local water supply? Silly fish, meds are for kidz! lmao.
But fat people outbreed skinny people, so in reality, the obese are consuming more.
WIN!
EPIC WIN!
EPILEPTIC WIN!
EPIDERMIC WIN!
EPIDIDYMITIS WIN!
EPICURIOUS WIN!
EPIPHANY WIN!
EPINEPHRINE WIN!!
ADRENALINE WIN?
weenis
Won’t somebody please think of the poor fish?!@!
Don’t listen to the propagander, keep flushing your drugs, KEEP FLUSHING YOUR DRUGS ARGGGHHHHHH
…Plus they provide more fertilizer…
My thoughts exactly. They die and grow “Trees”
that grows very “High”
ummm… humans are very poor fertilizer due to the relatively high acidity of the human body.
… they meant poop.
Actually, all 3 answers sound like FAIL. Fish are more poisoned than addicted, and I have my first-hand testimony of how little water I spend with a 15-minute shower. One day, I intentionally plugged the bathtub while taking a shower, and all the water I spent barely reached my ankles!
Hmmmm… I’ll have to try that when I shower tomorrow morning. Yeah note the weasel-words “as much as 75 gallons”. They probably measured somebody showering with an open fire hydrant.
You say that as if there is another way to shower?
My own research is quite different. In 15 minutes, the bathtub is nearly full. Perhaps you have high ankles or a poor flow shower head.
Glad to see people putting these claims to the test. Next, you should take a 45-minute bath and see how much extra water that uses.
I’m also wondering who stays under a running shower for 15 minutes? You wash your skin, your wash your face, you wash your hair. If that takes a full ten minutes, I’d be surprised. Maybe some people have really long hair or opt to shave in the shower, but that’s not every single person on Earth.
“the Green Game!” – where backing up answers with researched facts is optional!
My boyfriend likes to just stand in the shower, it’s a ridiculous waste of time and water. He says I take forever to get ready but when I shower, I’m in and out in under 5 minutes!
I concur, for a 15 minute shower to reach 75 gallons, it would take a water flow of 5 gallons per minute, which is a hell of a lot of water. Most shower heads on the market today use a maximum of 2.5 Gallons per minute, which would make a 15 minute shower use 37.5 gallons max, assuming optimum water line pressure.
The game is obviously supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, geniuses.
Way to get people to take this stuff seriously? …
you heard him, take your fish to a pharmacist to be disposed of properly
damn!
Just cos it smells of fish, doesn’t mean it is a fish! :p
that’s why the pharmacist ran away from me?
Probably cos it looks more like a snail than a fish.
MMM, smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
well it’s tongue was hanging out at the time, but the smell was pretty convincing
Sheesh! You’re supposed to scrape the fish sauce off before you dispose of it.
fish sause….is that what they’re calling it now?
Reminds me of that old joke… why did the younger sister put fish in her underpants?
to get to the other side!
oh wait… thats why she put the chicken…
Thank you! Glad someone else noticed the poor grammar on that card.
*shoves fish in through the pharmacy letterbox for disposal*
*feels better having done my part for the environment*
*shoves*
*pulls*
*shoves*
*pulls*
You’ve got to be codding!!
I think I just threw up a little
Do I win another Pukelitzer prize?
I think that makes it two
Sorry Granny. You’ve lost your title, you’re going to have to pull something extra special out of your hat.
Walleye’ve never heard of someone pulling a fish out of the hat, rabbit maybe, but not fish.
what about pulling it out of something that resembles a wizard’s sleeve?
Whats about pulling a hat out of A fish?
no need to apologise, I need to let the flies settle so to speak
lord of the flies?
well I don’t want to boast
Mayflies. Granny needs to wait six months before boasting.
No need to be koi. You’ve clearly battered him.
more like hammerheaded him.
Eel not be that bothered. A few puffers and he’ll be back up to standard.
he’ll be back to being a ray of sunshine in no time.
That’s a bunch of carp!
I hake it when you’re just trying to get the fish in through the letterbox and it assplodes
assploding for the halibut?
seems like CO2 is not the main problem. We should get rid of all healthly people first.
But a car with a light person inside is more fuel efficient, so we’re even!
Your mom is more fuel efficient
That’s a new twist to the “yo momma” jokes.
Yo momma’s so fuel efficient that…
. . .I can ride her for miles without feeling guilty?
. . .she doesn’t need topping up that often?
. . .she gets a reduction in her road tax?
. . .I can use her for business AND pleasure?
*rofflesqueeze*
… her CO2 level remains constant even after the exhaust backfires?
you can ride her all day and still have gas left in the tank.
you can squeeze just one jug and ride all night
… your dipstick won’t need any extra oil.
…we call her the village bike?
s(h)e’s a hybrid
She can come across two paths and be able to go both ways?
So smoking must be the greenest thing on earth!
Well maybe not as green as driving drunk and above the speed limit but still very green…
win
Greenpeace’s new campaign:
“Save the plante – Die young!”
Eating veal too
as long as you kill little Schnitzel before he or she grows up big and stringy and tough the less belching of CO2 and methane therefore veal is good for the environment
“Sir, I would just like to say thank you for being fat, what you are doing is good for the environment, good for our children, I sincerely hope you die before your 55… thank you, now let me buy you a pizza with french fries on it”
Showering is more environmentally healthy because all the water helps dilute the drugs so the fishes don’t get as hard a hit.
but why drug them if you can’t get them up the sewer pipe? seems a bit wasteful to me
Showering in saturated fats is even greener; it fattens the fish.
lol to you sir
you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Even if it is addicted to drugs?
Who the hell wrote that book/booklet?? A “college-know-it-all” hippy? They need to be removed from the planet for extreme case of retardation.
That sounds like fatty-talk to me.
Uh-oh….caught!
*runs away eating*
Helping the planet as much as I can, I guess I’ll go eat a couple dozen cheeseburgers
FAIL??? Epic Win, it is just so True
Bullshit! Do you know how much water all that food consumed, that you ate, fatass? And a fat body always takes more energy to move.
So fat people take exponentially more energy than skinny ones.
Boy, lies, damn lies, and “did you know” segments…
Yes, I am a scientist. I know shit.
In Soviet Russia, does shit know you?
the fish keep trying to massage me when I’m on the toilet
You should reduce your drug intake. Or piss in the shower.
The day a fish messages me whilst I’m reading the newspaper is the day I finally keep the seat down. The lid, too.
That whole thing is an EPIC FAIL. Look at the question below. It’s quite the opposite. One bath takes over 50 gal, and a shower taken about 20 gal.
so that’s why they never seem to blink
The obese? ‘Cos they’re conserving energy?
bless them
NIIIIICE XD epic green win
If by flushing drugs on the toilet make the fish drug addicts, may we assume that if we piss in the toilet we make the fishes to be pissed off? Where shall we piss then?
In the swimming pool, of course.
Do you think that is better than people feet?
On my feet is fine with me; it gives me an excuse to buy new shoes.
On your neighbor’s grass… helps mitigate all that lime he put on his lawn.
Question: if a sneaky fay guy eats a koala, is he still greener than a vegan skinny guy?
Only if the koala shits on his head and he doesn’t shower for 3 weeks. He’ll be plenty green then.
I do not agree with the conclusions. Santa is very fat and he has not died yet after many and many years (even if I keep poisoning the milk).
yes but he moves exclusively using reindeer which are very carbon efficient. So that’s OK for him.
But he promotes consumerism in new generations of earthlings, giving away expensive presents that consume natural resources. In addition to that, he steal the underwear of their moms.
Ah, but reindeer produce huge amounts of methane which is eating a hole in our ozone layer.
Death to all reindeer.
But I put out carrots and greens so he gets lots of fiber to keep things moving.
Hmm. Better commit suicide then. That’s absolutely the best thing you can do for the environment. And please take some people with you! Everything for our planet.
Terrorists, you say? No, that’s acting ‘green’.
So when you take a fish out the drug-laden sea and drop it on land, it’s not actually flopping about as it’s dying because it can’t breathe, it’s just going cold turkey?
It is not flopping. It is dancing because it is still high and does not realize that party is over and its last lunch time approaches.
If we eat too many fish, do we get addicted?
Totally addicted to deep sea bass?
They too, know what I know
They too hunger for the beast below
Listening to the forecast I’ve run out of plaice
There’s a certain something missing that the haddock can’t erase
I know you can tell just by looking at my face
A word about my weakness
I’m totally addicted to bass
You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff,
It’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to bass.
Dose this mean that fat people are recyclable
?
This kind of shit makes me rage. “Die to save the planet!”. Being responsible when it comes to taking care of the world we live on, yes, but if these whack-job environmentalists had their way, we’d be back living in caves and scratching the dirt for what we can find to eat that grows naturally — if not lining us up at mass-suicide stations and grinding our bodies up for mulch. Except them, of course! Who published that game? I want to file a complaint!
*Sigh* It’s a tongue-in-cheek game that makes fun of enviromentalists, genius.
Not only is it funny but it’s also false! People who are overweight live longer than their thinner counterparts.
no fat chicks
FAIL.
It should have said, “Take your unused drugs to the pharmacist so that he can flush them down his toilet.”
Indeed. The proper procedure for a pharmacist to dispose of unused medicines is to have a witnessed flushing event. Epic Fail.
At the pharmacy where my mom worked, one pharmacist would pour the medicine down the sink while the other would make sure the customers weren’t looking.
In the immortal words of Allen Sherman: Hail to Thee, Fat Person!
Well, I guess two-thirds of the country is helping the environment out then. Thanks High Fructose Corn Syrup!
Now I can take baths instead of showering without feeling guilty anymore! This fail made my day!
Why don’t people understand that “lol’d” literally translates to laugh out loud’d not laughed out loud? Headline FAIL!
people dont take things literally on the internet, welcome to it btw
I’m sorry, we don’t like the term “obese.” We prefer the term “horrizontally challenged.” In fact the same term works for virgins too, since they have yet to participate in the horrizontal polka.
“differently weighted”
Carnage! Eco-board fail!
Actually, second fail! Have a look at the 1st question: ‘Medications are turning fish into addicts’. Wrong. As Paracelsus said, all substances and medications are poisonous. The right dosage determines the difference between remedy and lethality.
Third fail: Bath-rings can form because the dirt and dead skin cells are suspended in water and then precipitated on the bath tub surface. So, it is recommended that we take a shower for several minutes before having a bath to exfoliate (wash off dirt and dead skin cells), then shower off again once finished.
(I hope those points fix those mistakes – am I correct?)
Finally to explain the carnage of the fail, dead bodies decompose, releasing lots of heat, methane, CO2, sulphides and other greenhouse gases back into the atmosphere.
(Vegetables are the major source of carbohydrates unlike meat.)
im new, i dont care about obese or skinny people
i am just interested in the fact that the date, in your comments, the blue text, i can click that, and it accomplishes nothing. That wasted my energy, time, mouse click, and life.
i assumed it took me to a mighty time website that displayed all life’s secrets. shame on here.
u should of circled the top one about fish being addics lol
I’m SUPER green!!
LOL total win
Fat unhealthy people also cost healthcare systems less, as they die sooner and do not need care for as long as healthy people do.
Green scare, FTL!
I so needed this
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
my day is saved, once again, by Fail Blog!
They do have a point there.
I always take my fish to the pharmacist for proper disposal.
What’s YOUR carbon butt-print?
All fat people need to be put down as soon as is practical, if only for aesthetic reasons. Maybe there should be a mass reverse whale-beaching, where the two-legged variety head out to sea. They’ll drown before they become addicted, so no worries there.
Anyone read the last one, greenest? It is completely wrong by my experimentation. I tested how much was used in taking a 15 min shower by plugging the drain at the beginning of the shower and letting if fill while I showered and the tub didn’t even get half way full. If I followed the same guide for bath it filled over 3/4 of the way. Therefore my shower used less water than my bath. I estimated that I would have to shower another ten minutes about (making it a 25 min shower) to use the same amount of water as the bath.
this isn’t fail, this is win
Proven Fact:fat people are more helpful to the environment!are you thin?GET FAT!!!EAT A KIT KAT!!!OMAGAWD RHYME!!!!for the first time!omagawsh notha rhyme!
FAT PEOPLZ BAD TO ENVIORNMENTZ THEY MAKE EARTH RUMBLZ ANDZ CRUMBLZ!!!! BUT STILLZ EAT A KIT KAT!!!
What game is this? I want it. I bet theres even more fail to be found.
Fat people are good for the environment, because they don’t get as cold as their fat keeps them warm, and they turn the thermostat down lower and use less fossil fuelz.
Did anybody notice the 15 min.-75 gallon shower and the 30-min. bath-35 gallon shower?
Under the “Greenest” section, it says that a 30 minute bath uses 35 gallons of water. Why is the “30 minutes” part necessary? Would longer or shorter bath time change the amount of water it takes to fill up the bathtub?
This fail makes no sense, its logic, if you were educated this isnt funny, its retarded
Ya know, this is funny, but somewhat true… insurance companies have started to find lots of information stating that unhealthy people cost insurance companies less because they die quickly.
That’s the problem with the green movement. I mean, happy feet wanted us to feel bad for EATING FISH because Penguins also EAT FISH. Well, Penguins, you’re killing the polar bears because they EAT FISH!
Now we have to die so we can consume less resources and save the planet? Screw that.
This makes no sense, the shower statistic is way off, there is no way my shower pumps 5 gallons per min. (with that said, a long bath is much better than a long shower).
But obese people eat far more than healthy people do, consuming far more resources by the time they die. Not to mention all the medications and things needed to keep them alive when they start to have problems.
And the sewer water is filtered before reaching fish…
The ungreen answer actually fails because as written it implies that the addicted fish should be taken to a pharmacist to be disposed of properly.
… but “out of shape” people drive alot. Healthy people can walk further and catch more public transport.
LOL, the first one!
For that eco-board question, the correct answer is ‘Neither’.
Fat people use less resources? What about the huge quantities of food they eat? The circus tents they wear? Their huge a**es needing to be hauled around in Hummers? They would have to die at 15 to consume less than skinny people.
don’t forget that fat guy also consume less of the female resources
Wow. I actually think that’s a serious answer. And that terrifies me for numerous reasons.
BTW, I’ve tried taking my meds to the pharmacist. Guess how much they don’t dispose of them.
This is a great example of Eugenics.
“less of the earth’s resources”
*fewer
=FAIL
I’d like to see the tub that takes 35 gallons of water AND a normal sized human being.
hahaha turning fish to addicts.. at least they don’t have problem scoring
This is actually a win…right?
So you’re telling me that all the lard I was drinking with a straw was helping the environment! Ha, take that Dr. who said I needed a lifestyle change!
Are they telling us we SHOULD be fat? This world……..