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first!
Your comment is both inane and uninteresting.
Some would say, elementary.
Periodically anyway.
Yet people still reply to the FIRST comment. You should lead by example.
Can you give me an example?
Interesting.
Isn’t this already on this site? or did i see it somewhere else?
Yes, I also think that this one is already here… atleast it’s old
And “old” always equals “not funny”. I’m the living proof for that. Man, was I funny ten years ago!
Prorbably because it’s a punctuation fail.
*Probably*
this is allready used!!!!!
Is there any body there?
No, but I can sell this water bottle for 500 Yen.
I’ll give you 200 yen :T
Yes, and they have a lot of stiffs to give away
That could be interpreted two ways…
*interprets*
*puts on silly hat*
*interprets*
Wow, you’re right!
Whats on?
His silly, interpreting hat.
*blows bubbles from pipe*
Hmmmm, how totally unexpected.
Spiffing.
Tales of the unexpected!
*hums theme music*
How Roald Dahling!
No shit sherlock
You say that every time you comment. Maybe you need a new line. Just sayin’
Aw, c’mon, I’ve only commented on two fails. It’s my gimmick, you know.
*spins in grave*
Now now, you might believe in fairies but that doesn’t mean you can just go spinning around when your dead.
No but his stuff is on sale. Get there early for bargains.
His dead? Ohhh… so the stuff for sale is his dead people’s things?
…and what happens to those with gimmicks IRL.
They become stars on B-grade reality tv shows?
At best.
Well I for one dare to dream, DARE TO DREAM!
*puts on deerstalker cap and runs off, crying, into the murky london smog*
There has been little to no smog in London since the smog of 1952, and the clean air acts were passed though Parliament, due to the hundreds’ of deaths’ caused in that year.
Forgot to add
Oh really? I’ll just run into the fog then.
*pats Sherlock on the head*
Just watch out for the Thames!
Sounds like you may have been too late with that warning Jam!
Oh dear, he seems to have been hit by a bendy bus as well. And a black cab. And a Renault. And Boris Johnson on a bike.
Fortunately, I have the powers of deux ex machina on my side – thus I surv.. *is run over by multiple fire trucks*
Oh dear, I wouldn’t wish Boris on anyone.
(except the ‘oiks’ he frightened in Camden!)
Clicky^^
Since when does Boris Johnson need a bike for running over people? Old, but clicky.
you dare to dream?????!!? YOU MUST DIE!
Just like anybody else.
*sells dead Arthur's thongs, I mean, things*Freddy Krueger strikes again.
I see dead peoples things.
Damn you!
*shakes fist*
*is damned*
*goes on sale*
How much for your carpet tiles?
Um, that’s not officially for sale.
I might have to hang on to that for the time being.
What about your balls?
You can have two of them; I’m rubbish with more than three.
Now I have your balls, you can be my b!tch.
Oh, I thought those were baubles….sorry.
Well, they were just hanging there so your mistake is easily made.
Do those things smell like grandmother?
I see dead people’s things.
The comment replicator must be acting up again.
Maybe we both have a sixth sense.
Would you be requiring a plot twist which is both uninspiring and predictable at all?
I was holding out for Bruce Willis at half the price.
Double it, and you can have him at half price if you want.
Ask me the question, Noel.
Whats in the box?
*headbutts’ apostrophe back in place*
You don’t wanna know what’s in my box. Can I swap it for number 2?
Absolutely…..just give me a few minutes.
That was a bit corny.
I know I know, It was badly cob bled together.
As long as when you cobbled it, your didn’t put it in your ears.
I think I’ll keep my ear on this thread for now.
My brain is now naught but a husk, damn those little shoemakers.
Did you pay the shoemaker or where you going dutch?
where were wolf damn.
That would be a spectral spectacle.(Kinda like seeing a double.)
Do those things smell like grandfather?
Pipe tobacco and hard peppermint candy?
Am I in the twiglet zone?
Don’t know but your marmite be.
I am seeing double?
*eats twiglets*
omfg
Old Mother’s Fancy Gown?
Offed Man’s Fossilised Goolies… for sale.
Id Tapp That
Tapp and Zee? Let’s not cross that bridge until we get to it.
all they had was a dead person’s waterbottle? rip.
not R.I.P., but a rip-off.
Antique sellers and mortuaries are in stiff competition.
^^^^ Now that is just a body of lies!
I know that cos he’s coffin all through his sentence.
That is Bury fine hearing you have there!
A grave situation indeed.I will admit, you are dead right.
You're right about the dead part.Apologies, my brain appears to have been spirited away somewhere!
You may in that case want to check ZA's haunts.I ‘spectre you are right.
It would apparition to be so.Though it seems ghoulish to trawl through troll parts!
True, we'd not want to incur his wraith.‘Specially as I am a bit of a Phan-to-m.
Does that mean you're dead man stalking?Hitler moustache for 3 $
Dead peoples’ things for sale? Like Mayan masks, or Viking boats?
I have this pyramid for sale, one owner from new. . .
Although I’ve heard these pyramid sales schemes are a scam.
*thinks again*
Those schemes work well on old gizas.
*Squeeze*
*Drifts away*
You have to be able to talk out of your Sphinxter.
*trianglesqueeze*
I want my Mummy.
*skips off*
I can dig it.
*Pentagon squeezes with Granny style motif*
That pyramid scammer -- 'e gypped me.Oh dear, are you all in de Nile?
♫ Mummy ptolemy not to come ... ♫Well, Ibis-sed myself laughing!
Haman, plagued by scam artists?
No worries, hang in there.
*Jumps out at Marius*
RA!
YOU SCARAB'D ME!!*Borrows Moomin/Arthur Ankh-lesqueeze by means of apology*
Sowwy
Well, at least you admit that you Ramesses’d that up.
Khem on, I am sure there will plenty tommorrow, It is always Bast to wait!
So it’s all Abu Simbel waiting? I can do that!
Knowing you, you will probably get Amun too!
*oh sigh R us*Today’s amen hot tip:
Reed signs then cross.
Oh, that would go niceley with my hanging gardens.
Baby! lon time no see, it’s been quiet as a morgue round here.
I noticed!
Everyone seems to have scarpered, or become ancient history
We’re all off to that Colossal garage sail.
*readjusts brain*
Aha! the light(house) comes on!
Will wonders never cease?No, considering that one of the Seven Wonders, after all, was the ORIGINAL Mausoleum…
“The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus… was a tomb built between 353 and 350 BC at Halicarnassus (present Bodrum, Turkey) for Mausolus, a satrap in the Persian Empire, and Artemisia II of Caria, his wife and sister. The finished structure was considered to be such an aesthetic triumph that Antipater of Sidon identified it as one of his Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.
The word mausoleum has since come to be used generically for any grand tomb, though the root word, “Mausoleion”, originally meant “[building] dedicated to Mausolus”.
Thank you for that little bit of education.
Given that it was damaged by earthquake and eventually disassembled by the Crusaders, though, I'd say that that monument to the deceased has indeed ceased to be, has passed on, is no more, has expired and gone to meet its maker, is pushing up the daisies, is now history, has run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-WONDER!!It’s F*cking dead.
*Wonders no more*
Crypts in. Hi, I’m looking to buy the farm. But I want to kick the bucket first to see if I want to pass on.
^ pining for a casket.Zombied out in front of the TV?
Wish I was….instead more peoples issues to listen to!
Boring you to death?
Find me a drill!
That’s no way to hammer your point home.
I hit the nail on the head?
Yup, I saw what you did there!
Why? Do you have a loose screw? Or a screw loose?
Its neither fail. it is a Failblog fail. this was on the site a long time ago
Yes dear, would you like some cocoa and an early night now.
Well done.
*pats*
I fail to understand that logic.
Arthur, you are not the only one!
I live in my apartment for a long time. Does that mean it’s no longer mine?
You live in Germany, so I would have to say no on that one, in the UK, I would never be too sure!
And I’ve been to school for a long time. Does that mean I’m no longer a student there?
No more exams for you!
HURRAH!!! I’M FREE!!!
*runs out of room, screaming in joy, arms flailing in the air like a wind turbine in a hurricane*
Well, wait around long enough and eventually you won’t.
Hammy! Woot! Where ya’ been?
Costa Rica, believe it or not. Week long trip with GlobeAware.
Hmmm. By my calculation you were absent for longer than a week, but I realize that math is a matter of opinion. Welcome back! How was it in Costa Rica?
Well, I was pretty busy preparing for the trip and doing homework.
It was amazing. It’s such a beautiful country, and I was really happy to finally see the ocean again. The people there are so nice too. It was cool to walk around without shoes or an umbrella.
Great! Good to see you back, I always love your comments!
why no love
This is an honesty win – honesty in advertising is SO rare these days!
Only crazy people do that.
Yup. It is what it is…
It’s Popeye?
*hums the theme tune*
who would have thought this was a good idea?
Interesting format for a will.
As a general thought, who gets to keep the money from the sale of dead people’s goods?
THIS IS AN OLD PICTURE
These ‘old’ statements are getting old.
your old
Yore comment. ^
Yaw fab!
*squeeze*
Hewer better then me.
*Squeeze*
Finally, a case where there SHOULD be an apostrphe, and the isn’t one!
HAHAHAHAHA FAIL!!! The left out the apostrophe! HAHAHAHA! Losers!
And Y oh Y oh Y did you leave out Y?
At least it is politically correct by saying “people” instead of “men”
Is it fail that the first thing I noticed about this was the missing apostrophe?
No, that is epic grammatical win.
this was in my old town, small world
the actually sold really cool stuff like old ww2 mines that didnt work
How do you know they didn’t work? Did you try stamping on them?
You said that on the other fail. Go back to your church if this site offends you. You won’t be missed.
I dunno, I think this “a” person is mocking those Christians who have a bad habit of getting too preachy. *shrug*
I saw this sign in a book before, name of the book was national lampoon book of true facts IIRC
Punctuation fail.
I wonder if they have any Organs for sale, they clearly wont be needing them
Freshly pried off ‘em cold dead hands.
Since said dead people no longer need their things how is this fail?
You can’t take it with you when you go.
dead people things are always cheaper and easier to get a hold of then alive ones
That’s the actual name of the antiques shop! “Dead People’s Things” also advertises online, that’s how I know about them.
aww, how nice.
haha. this is in my town.
this is a sign in woodbine, ga. my husband and his friends tried to steal it, but it was cemented to the ground. and yes, they really do sell dead peoples things.
like when people die, their families might sell off their stuff in auction and the people who own this store buy the dead peoples things and resells them.
Yeah. I bought boots that were from an army guy that died. My luck has been terrible but I keep wearing them.
Is it wrong of me that what bothered me about the picture is that it “peoples” needs a possessive apostrophe?
Oh peeshaw… No one in Woodbine GA uses apostrophes! It’s too small a town to fit such things into
LOL- I know this sign, it’s in my town. It’s an antique store, full of old stuff. It’s very popular.
I live like an hour from where this place is i’m surprised that it is on this site
I used to live right around the corner from that place. It’s in Woodbine, GA. Kind of a weird place (obviously). Lots of unusual little things. An unusual amount of German WWII stuff.
There’s honesty… then there’s HONESTY!
Epic fail I saw this about 6 years ago in a national geografic or something book called sign spotting ><
look i found it!
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs130.snc1/5575_101569776521978_100000068684816_45388_4053498_n.jpg
Im not a witness for the grandma featured in the picture on the top!!! ……….maybe…… ^^
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why are people selling dead poeple thing
Man, there’s nothing better than spending an afternoon with the missus bargaining over a pair of a dead man slippers.
There is an estate seller on ebay with the username “deadpeoplesthings” – or at least used to be. *shrug*
More like a creepy fail than a win..
Wow, I know exactly where this is to. I took a picture of it with my cellphone. It’s a hospice store in Woodbine Georgia…lol
wait.. you live near there too. thats just a couple miles away from here
You have been eaten by a grue
*** You are dead ***
Your stuff is now on ebay