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Half of a sign at the local fair. It was a snow cone hut, called ‘snow cream’. However, the right side of the sign was not well thought out.
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Better than creamass.. or is it?
better than cream in your ass, you mean?
Maybe they do sell ass cream
Maybe that’s the missing word, to the left of the circle, out of the pic.
to right of the square, up of the ass.
Aspirations. ^
as(s)pirations?
Asspect Marius knows what high hopes you have.
He’s ascended the hole thread.
He’s a(s)scended the (w)hole thread
This would go well next to the local rub n’ tug
Do you have turrets?
yeah he haz turrets he like spin around rapidly and shoot people
da dun dun crash!
Harm one hair on his head and I throw myself from the highest turret.
um… turrets aren’t always for shooting from. not with a gun at least. they’re also a part of a castle, you might call them “towers”, but actually, they’re turrets. unfortunately, my 6th grade midieval report was on battleaxes, so i can’t tell you much more than that.
The other side of the sign says “snow”. At least that’s what the caption under the pic says.
Ssssh… that’s not half as funny.
Sorry, I’ll try to be funnier from now on.
Snow cones?
*Squeezes*
*squeeze*
Snow problem.
Fill it to the rim with Brim.
I’m practically mainlining Dr. Pepper right now. I still feel like I could fall asleep in about five minutes.
*didn’t sleep so well last night*
It was an early day for me today. Cookie backing day for my wife and daughter plus I had to finish closing up the pool.
*Is a very bad procrastinator*
*is a very good procrastinator*
*but that’s kind of a bad thing*
Hee! If I was a good procrastinator I wouldn’t have to open my pool in the spring.
*Sigh*
Backing?
Looks like I need to go do some taste testing and find my dictionary.
TTFN!
Do they get backed with felt so they don’t scratch the plates?
Being a good procrastinator is good. It’s only when you’re a bad procrastinator that you have to start worrying.
*gives squeezes to all the failpeeps* I’m with you, Avis..I worked last night and have been doing family things all day. Not enough caffiene in western hemisphere.
ok just pass me a playboy
Ah… I have the same problem of simply NOT being very funny. Its a gift and a curse… wait, I think its only a curse… my bad.
Nothing’s better than a cream ass!
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patriotic, I guess
What can your mouth do for your country?
Ask not what cream can do for you, but what you can do for cream!
Strange brew indeed.
first lots of love
i fail
the caption is a fail
Now there’s something to get excited about.
“A fail for her, but an epic win for him”
disgusting to even think about “him” haveing cream in his mounth!!
Indeed x_x
Ahh, homophobia.
No comment board is complete without it.
This is an outrage!!!
*Goes outside, rages for a while*
BTW “phobia” is fear, not hatred(?)
Actually, the semantic range of “phobia” runs from “fear” through “aversion”, just as the opposite “philia” runs from “love” through “affinity / propensity towards / [pathological] tendency” (a haemophiliac, for instance, has a tendency to bleed very easily and abundantly); so its use to mean “powerful aversion” (=”hatred”), as in “xenophobia” and “homophobia”, is perfectly acceptable from an etymological viewpoint.
Pwned
Totally and completely pwned… and yes every comment board has to hav homophobia
*eye twitches*… *starts shaking* *starts to laugh uncontrollably* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! um… wait… uh… what was i afraid of again? oh, right. that. *starts screaming again*
I want some of that …
Okay … gimme a minute …
LOLZ Cats ^^
Surely cat, not cats?
Just don’t call me Shirley.
Roger that.
Over.
shirley
You’re not from the future, are you?
How are you gentlemen !!
Id Tapp That
You’re being sexually aroused by a sign?
A sign of times to come?
That spookie pie would Tapp all signs it seems. Maybe we should wiggle our arms about and give him a sine wave.
*wiggle-wiggle-wave*
*wiggle-wiggle-wave*
*runsawaywithaquickness (to avoid being Tapped)*
*TEHE* Oh those signs are rather gorgeous, i just want to slowly caress the sweet yet delicate wood that the delightful language of the gods is ever so delicately painted to!
Seems we have a new billboard top twenty.
*heads to BMW with a few pictures of signs*
ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa
the moon…beutiful
the sun… even mor buetiful
… bow bow… chika chika…
The signs, they are achangin’.
♫ Sign Sign everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind.
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign? ♫
# I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign #
And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls…
… There’s a sign on the wall, but she want’s to be sure. ‘Cause you know sometimes words have no meaning…
Hmm, I thought it was “…words have two meanings.”
Guess it works both ways.
That song has got to be one of the more difficult ones to translate. There are so many differing lyric lists for it.
Woa! Who says this is a fail for her? I say this is a win all around!
I say this title is a stereotypical and homophobic fail.
Oddly enough, I’m inclined to agree with you.
Consider. It could also be a fail for Him. And Him.
I was agreeing with the stereotypical and homophobic statement. And the other too, I suppose.
I can see it being a bit stereotypical, but how is it homophobic?
Afraid to admit the target of a man’s affections could be another man.
I’d say it’s more heterocentric than homophobic.
I agree. But to be fair, more of the population is hetero. I’m sure it wasn’t their intention to offend gays.
I’m sure it wasn’t. It did manage to offend a few women though.
Hammykins! *grins happily and promptly falls asleep*
I believe what they are implying is that during the act of oral sex, it is a ‘win’ for him if he (tricks her? does she not know what happens at the end of a bj?) if she swallows but apparently a ‘fail’ for her if she swallows. Which I don’t fully understand since many girls do it without complaint..
It’s a win because he gets a blow job and comes in her mouth (men seem to prefer to do it in the mouth or on the face) and a fail for her, because most of the women I know prefer not to have a man come in her mouth. We do the BJ, but finish by hand, if you will.
its a fail cause he wants to cream in youre mouth. cream in a mouth would be win.
Yup, the title is a fail.
Winning isn’t everything, it’s how you play the game.
That’s what the losers say…
And that’s what people who think that life is a game say.
Life is a game, ok then lets roll the dice.
*roll-roll* Yay! I win, you lose!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be getting on with life.
Oh ok I didn’t see what I rolled.
Neither did I. Who says you get to roll?
It’s my game, so it doesn’t have to be fair.
Wanna play again?
ok *5 eags rolls* I win you lose!..LOL
Well I’m taking Boardwalk, Park Place, and $600,000 from the bank.
… And the Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card, which is totally unnecessary, seeing as there are no jails in my game, but I have it and you don’t. *Drives off in racecar while wearing a tophat*
It’s a Fiat, isn’t it?
I agree the title is a fail. Some women do get off on that.
This is my first time responding to any of this, and yes the caption is very stereotypical. Some women do like it!
There will be no cold ducking this evening.
*readies the champagne*
Are the fires being stoked?
…am I the only one who DOESN’T find this sign to be dirty?
In all honesty it’s not a fail.
creamy xxx-mas
you people at fail blog have dirty minds.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
*wonders what this whole comment section would have looked like had Granny been here*
*thinks in horror how much mind bleach would have been needed, and how much innocence would have been crushed*
*doesn’t think there would be any innocence left, not here at least*
“Innocence.”
What’s that? Some kind of aroma therapy?
You do realize your comment made me check to see if I had horribly misspelled that, don’t you?
(my spellchecker works, I just sometimes hit that “add comment” button a wee bit too fast.)
What is this innocence that you speak of?
Dont be a rascist i am a building Dont be a rascist i am a building Dont be a rascist i am a building Dont be a rascist i am a building Dont be a rascist i am a building Dont be a rascist i am a building
Got soap?
jesus doesnt get it
Bet you 30 pieces of silver that he will on April 2, 2010. That will be a good Friday.
*snork*
And then he’ll hang around for three days.
nope, nope. That’s not why you’re going to hell.
It’s the other things isn’t it?
Her? No! EW! Bad!!! *smack*
It should read
No, Fail for him #1, Win for him #2
cream in youre hands, on youre face and everwhere else
my am hands? my am face?
*cries for the stupidity*
One would think that for all the times this has been posted, it’d at least be spelled correctly.
Your spelling hurts me not once, but twelve times.
Think about your actions, young man.
I’m failing to see how this is a fail for her, and yes, I’m a her!
Then Im the hymn
Not all women like it. Call me a prude but I’m just not into it. It’s a matter of preference. I have other turn-ons.
Homework.
That’s it. You figured me out.
So is your turn-on diarrhoea, repetition or poor spelling?
Mind bleach, stat!
I was going to correct him but I did not want to seem like the Grammar Nazi. Thanks for taking the role for me.
I see there’s at least one poster who never completed the childhood developmental stages.
Yeah, i mean it can be slightly hilarious the first time, but when its repetitive drone then i just want to shoot myself.
Can i borrow your bird, ill ask it to peck my eyes out
Being as I am the bird, um… I’ll pass on the eyes.
There’s some cake in the breakroom.
Nice chocolate cake, with fudgy icing. *nom-nom*
*perks*
Cake?
*flies off to the breakroom*
Mmmmmm!
And some fresh cold milk to go with it.
*lap-lap-lap-sluuurp* Aaahh! Much better.
Oooohh! Milk! Is it odd that I crave it at times?
Not at all. I practically grew up on dairy products … milk with cereal for breakfast, macaroni and cheeze for lunch, etcetera.
Then I became lactose intolerant, but still craved it. I now drink Silk (soymilk) to fulfill the craving. It’s different enough to notice, but similar enough to meet the need.
I think I would cry if I suddenly went lactose intolerant.
I can still have small quantities without any trouble, and overdoing it just makes me gassy. So I’ll be careful before an interview or something, then splurge on the weekend.
666 votes
I’m pretty sure that’s a FAIL for him
seriously? you really do have to be a pervert to think this is a fail -_-
what makes cream in my mouth a fail? i LOVE my boyfriend’s cream in my mouth.
You keep on truckin’ then, Bianca.
Just keep on truckin’ without telling anyone. *Bleh*
I don’t see how “Fail for her, epic Win for him” really fits with this. Yes it’s a fail in general because it’s not appropriate for families with kids that will likely be frequenting the shop, but….
as far as creaming goes, that’s an epic win for everyone involved.
Do not want
I agree the title sucks. lets just blow this one and get to the next.
Unfortunate choice of words… or fortunate depending on your point of view.
Doesn’t sound appetizing to me.
OMG cream IN the mouth! that’s great.
P.S. click my name to see some actual simpsons family fun, and by fun I mean the creamy type XD
How do you post somethingg??? Omg!!! I can’t figure this out and I have a good fail =’(
Send in the fail boat.
I understand your frustration. Look up at the top on the long brown bar. The part that says “Send In The Fail Boat”
Oboy. The excitement never ends.
Cream. Huh huh. Lol. Someone said cream.
With shiny lights! wow!
*runs away to find a quiet, private place*
Clearly church doesn’t stop you from checking out the site.
nope!!
If its a guy serving the “cream” then its more of a
“A fail for him and an epic fail for the other” ………Or win?
Why don’t we just call the whole thing off?
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s the whole sign/stand.
http://www.bayoubilly.com/images/snowcream_store500.jpg
Snow Cream
Put some South …. in your mouth
Lol, i want that sign
HA! It’s trademarked. “..in your mouth” is trademarked. I owe someone money for saying that.
I opened a window and a breezed rolled in and I creamed.. in.. your mouth.
Because apparently all women think oral sex is icky and dirty. Fail for whoever titled this.
You’re just mad because jesus won’t put his holy cream in *your* mouth.
u know i bet this pic crazy if i took my gril frind out ill put kiss cream!!!!!!!
dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you mean blow jobs are dirty?
Win for the gays and lesbians!
♫♪♫Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam, cream, cream, cream
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam, cream, cream, cream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam, cream, cream, cream
When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I’m creamin’ my life away
I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam, cream, cream, cream
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I’m creamin’ my life away
I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam, cream, cream, cream
Crea-ea-ea-ea-eam, cream, cream, cream
this is mislabeled. this is full of win and awesome.
i signed up for an account just so i could comment on this.. Why is it a fail for her? I’ve creamed in may guys mouths. Just sayin…
i signed up for an account just so i could comment on this.. Why is it a fail for her? I’ve creamed in may guys mouths. Just sayin…
waz up lameohs? i gotz noting to do so i figad out i betta see wat goin down on da webhood over up in here