I am older than 35 and I see it as a butterfly that has come to tell us where Larry B has wandered off to and to lay breadcrumbs for us to follow after him, chloroform him, put the bag over his head, bind his hands and feet, bring him back here and show him fails until he feels like he is in Stockholm and never wants to leave…Just sayin’
Actually, this parking spot is in Trondheim, Norway. It’s been like that for three or four years, doesn’t look like anyone is planning to fix it, either.
♬ Larry B, how much there is to see
just open your eyes and listen to me.
Straight ahead a green light turns to red
Oh why can’t you see?
Oh-o Larry B ♬
♬ Wonder this time where he’s gone,
Wonder if he’s gone to stay,
Well ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone,
And this blog just ain’t no home,
Any time he goes away. ♬
Not to emphasize your lack of observational skills, but this parking spot is clearly too small for the fat person (and equally fat car) which park there.
There’s a new sun rising upon the horizon of the differently abled, I believe this symbol is meant to indicate .. The free maglev hover-chair service that takes you to the door of the store is just out of the frame, unfortunately.
Y’know, in 100,000 or more years, when the world’s digging up our remains, they’re going to come across this chunk of concrete, and wonder, “What sort of mad fertility god did these people worship?”
Hopefully, they will never find out about Brittany Spears.
i actually enjoy your writing style, very remarkable.
don’t give up as well as keep penning in all honesty , because it simply just truly worth to look through it.
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FIRST!!
Whao! Seriously, insert a new email adress. That avatar doesn’t look too good.
It’s obviously a parking spot for pregnants… like about 26 month pregnants
Looks like a Section C.I think it looks like someone who inflated theri stretchy pants with a big fart.
I wish I didn't see what you did theri.Clearly the spot is there for preggos.
its the bike workshop spot.
Yeah, whey you said LOL
octomom-to-be parking only.
puts a second “d” in address
You just love to egg him on don’t you? What an ass.
Logic sounds a bit scrappled, imho.
hiel hitler much?
this picture reminds me of rubber man.
and batman
no lol I just know it takes balls to dress up in a black jump suit and go around stopping criminals.
How would you know he has more than one?
and what was that about basters?
Not the baster!! Last time we had a baster around here badddd things happened. And some good things…
I can’t wait for the 5th day. The anticipation of what kind of ring has me on the edge of my seat!
I’ve always had a thing for the maids a-milking.
I dated a lord once but he wouldn’t sit still.
My seat is rounded; I blame mother nature.
Round hole, square peg
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thats awesome
In Soviet Russia, Wheelchair ride YOU!
second!
We couldn’t care less.
but we could troll more…
I am 12 and what is this?
I am 35 and that is a misdrawn handicapped sign.
I am older than 35 and I see it as a butterfly that has come to tell us where Larry B has wandered off to and to lay breadcrumbs for us to follow after him, chloroform him, put the bag over his head, bind his hands and feet, bring him back here and show him fails until he feels like he is in Stockholm and never wants to leave…Just sayin’
*hears Ryannon's roar shocking*Fuzz, have you heard of the Brick Testament? Rev Brendan Powell Smith.
Yea, verily.Ever try to build a dinosaur out of Lego bricks?
yes. among other things.
ever tryed to make a secound dinosaur out of lego breaks to eat the first one?
I’m in your basement eating your lego breaks.
I’m in your basement… Just Sayin’
leggo me eggos.
I am old enough to not listen to new kids on the block or any other boy band.
thats allways the first step of becoming a men… stop listening to those freaking gay boybands
Just 1/5 of each boyband is gay. The rest just slept in a Holiday Inn.
Or with Britney Spears.
niiiiice.
screwed up handicapped sign. duhhh…one would think you of all people would recognize a handicap sign.
I don’t think they can recognize a handicap…
they would proly think its someone with a fail hand or something
rawr
This parking is for incredibly pregnant people
it’s failblog, worlds largest collection of fails
In Soviet Russia, fails collect you!
Penny Farthing WIN!!!
You owe me three farthings say the bells of old Martin.
Umm yes! Yes you were.
(clicky)
Arthur Arthur Arthur.
*squeeze*
You called?
When will you pay me? say the bells of st bailey
Did you read my mind? That’s like 1984…
He’s giving himself a reach around.
I know what it is! Clicky.
HAHAHAHAHA You got me good there!
Stupid minds think alike.
*squeeze*
*a penny for your thoughts on a bicycle built for two minds as one**Peddles independent suspension for free wheelers*
Ya both made me laugh.
Parking for the Octo-mom only.
Stalls when eight is enough.
Then what about the Brady Bunch?
Go ask Alice.
I would but I heard she when on a trip with her Bosom Buddies.
She’s on the lamb for telling Sam to butcher a Partridge family for dinner.
That gives a new meaning to “Are You Being Served?”. But it looks like the CHiPs are down and she had called a Taxi.
When she’s 10 feet tall?
Alice doesn’t love here anymore.
FAIL
Nothing gets past you.
Alles klar, Herr kmzr?*snork*
Boys as sharp as a bowling ball.
or a spoon. bowling balls actually hurt.
If you get major puncture wounds from a bowling ball, I think you have bigger problems…
Wow! Americans have reached such record levels of obesity that they now have their own parking spot? Awesome
Fried dragon, mmmmm….
Sorry, it just sounds so good, breaded or beer battered, maybe with a little bbq sauce or ranch dressing. No offense to the winged scribe.
If it’s a french fried dragon would you be better to use bleu cheese?
Whatever clogs the arteries faster. Course everything better with ketchup.
Awesome I’ve become an appetizer!
And i perfer ranch.
I perfer butter. Bu-dum-tish! (clicky)
Actually, this parking spot is in Trondheim, Norway. It’s been like that for three or four years, doesn’t look like anyone is planning to fix it, either.
its parking for pregnant people?!
Or ‘if you park here, you WILL get pregnant’?
Badly Drawn Pregnant Boy?ok, that’s it. so long, failblog.org . off my rss.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Larry! Don’t go!
♬ Larry B, how much there is to see
just open your eyes and listen to me.
Straight ahead a green light turns to red
Oh why can’t you see?
Oh-o Larry B ♬
♬ Wonder this time where he’s gone,
Wonder if he’s gone to stay,
Well ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone,
And this blog just ain’t no home,
Any time he goes away. ♬
*giggle*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I got my hair cut just for you! (clickie please) Arthur, however shall we survive?
One day at a time.
Is this really you.
With a mullet like that, you must really love ice hockey.
Big liar, it’s been 3 fails since you said you’d quit in 2 fails.
He’ll be back. He just wanted the attention after seeing how upset we were when other more important people left.
*misses Brewski*
That looks so faking sexy!
O.O
…I think my Gibberish translator just imploded.
no kidding.
I believe Professor Farnsworth would call that a Fingschlonger.
OBESITY LANE
Octomom lane.
That’s no arm. That’s elephantitis.
wtf?
Or the biggest beer gut in the WORLD!
No no, that’s a record already held here in Arkansas and he drinks daily so as to maintain his girlish figure.
you mean pregunent girlsih figure I hope…
I wouldn’t want to think of anything else >.>”
*shivers*
what’s the commotion about? that’s just a parking place reserved for very fat people.
Not to emphasize your lack of observational skills, but this parking spot is clearly too small for the fat person (and equally fat car) which park there.
There’s a new sun rising upon the horizon of the differently abled, I believe this symbol is meant to indicate .. The free maglev hover-chair service that takes you to the door of the store is just out of the frame, unfortunately.
It’s the strike zone. You can throw the ball from here to here and it will be a strike.
*goes on strike*
*waves placard*
That’s not going to end well. . .
*squeezeandflees*
That depends on whether or not it says “reindeer hats are a sin”.
♫ Don we now our sinful apparel! ♫*anklesqueeze*
I thought I went pretty well yesterday… Agreeably disagreeing…
You can disagree with me anytime, you are quite seckzy when you do it.
*IT went well… *sigh*
Awww no! You lost IT
*squeezeankle*
If you urinate whilst sitting, a rainbow forms over your crotch area.
*hallelujah*
ms pac man caught cheating with mr game and watch.
The Long Arm of Murphy's LawHe may be the cause of his own stroke.
Thats no moon…. i mean arm…
(Or)
thats not an arm, it’s just a parking spot for those who are so well endowed it disables them
Attack of the giant footballs.
lying beside a manhole sign?
It’s the chalk outline of a murdered person whose last act was to release control of a very full bladder ..
In Soviet Russia . . . Wheelchair sits on you!!!
Pregnant lady parking spot
that’s obviously pilates ball parking
…for cars equipped with Soviet Russian airbags.
Politburo wind bags?
Is he playing with himself by a particularly circuitous route?
That’s what
sheI said.getting a blowjob from pac-man?
Waca waca waca!
I’ve just realised something. Both Pacman and Fozzie bear make the same noise (waca). Have they ever been seen in the same room together?
No, but I once saw Miss Piggy going down on Donkey Kong.
Pictures or it didn’t happen
They are kind of like Michael and Latoya Jackson. One will have to die before we can really know the truth.
Swollen Testes Parking
cool!!!
looks like pacman is giving somebody oral
OH NO!THAT POOR WHEEL IS GETTING RAPED BY THE OLD MAN!SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!
PacMan bj.
American pie ftw!
Or the Center for Infectious Diseases.
Seeing a shrink might not be a bad idea either.
no wonder he’s handicapped. it must be hard walking with such a long leg
Ow my goodness me O_O
Photoshopped
c’mon guys don’t laugh with that, that’s an handicap too you know!
they made a special parking space for pregnant women (or men) <<FAIL
i think hes pregnant
he’s just drunk and so didnt sit down right
Well to be fair I have seen a few people use a chair like that.
Olivia O’Lovely and Vanessa Blue spring to mind.
In Soviet Russia, wheel chair ride you!
“I love shopping, but my long arm and itchy shin make it difficult to find parking…”
Hm, it looks like Pacman is giving someone a blowjob.
I gotta hide my “dots” O.o
Warning: This Spot Reserved For Pregnant Sit-Ins.
Protesting ever giving birth, by the look of it.
wheeling insane!
Am I the only who thinks that this looks like pac-man is blowing someone?
No, judging by the fact the someone had the same idea 3 comments ago…
Octomom Win
SPECIAL NEEDS NINJA can do upside down manouver!!!
shopped.
This is not a wheelchair, man, its an parking place for people with big drums!
Carnage! Whoever set the symbol like that was totally wrong indeed!
Shields up!
A resting spot for people who get knocked over by a loose wheel or tire. How convenient
hahaha looks so freaky!!!!!!hahaha
Seeing this, all I can think of is ‘There once was a man from Nantucket’.
this is parking for pregnant women
This pic is not a fail. This was 100% intended as a gag. I know because I’m the one who did it. I guess this would make a failblog fail?
We’re an equal opportunity employer…
See honey, I told you that blue balls could lead to swelling and other health problems.
Y’know, in 100,000 or more years, when the world’s digging up our remains, they’re going to come across this chunk of concrete, and wonder, “What sort of mad fertility god did these people worship?”
Hopefully, they will never find out about Brittany Spears.
Oh my god! Pac-man blow job!
i actually enjoy your writing style, very remarkable.
don’t give up as well as keep penning in all honesty , because it simply just truly worth to look through it.
excited to look at a lot more of your current article content, kind regards
OMG!! PACMAN EATING A HUMAN
Seriously guys? It’s obvious:
Parking place for fat people!
Rerserved for pregnant people only.