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And ps: it’s not a door either.
Its not a door? Its a urinal,obv. Durrrrrrrrrrrrr
It’s art damn it. See the complexity and the emotion? No? Cause you suck!
Fountain?
Only if taken out of context.
No……….I totally see what you’re saying there BG. The sign and the urinal are a existential statement on the futility of trying to release waste in a pristine environment. Or, something like that.
Oh, I see.
*hangs a sign on this message*
“This is not a message.”
*reads sign and replaces*
“Signs will not be tolerated”
“Replies will not be tolerated”
Soooo we can’t piss IN urinals….what about ON Urinals??!!!
Its clearly a giant cup for beverages, don’t u know anything
The urinal is ajar?
If it was, he might not be allowed to pee in that either.
I usually pi55 on the floor next to it anyway. FIRST!
:ick:
Since it’s not a video fail we can’t even lie to you.
Ugh. Waterless urinals. I hate pissing in those things anyway…
It is actually a spy device compliments of homeland security…it doesn’t work if it gets wet
You could have stopped with “…it doesn’t work.”
I’m too short, I can never get up high enough on my toes to sit down. I don’t get these things at all.
You’re doing it wrong. You’re not supposed to sit down on it, you’re supposed to straddle it.
*snork*
I have a friend of mine who told me this story:
Apparently her son really needed to go to the bathroom, but didn’t want to go into the ladies’ room with her (he’s 6). She relented, but then proceeded to wait…and wait…and wait. Finally, she waited until all the men had left the bathroom and went in. She found him sitting in the urinal trying to go #2…she quickly moved him to a stall to finish his business. When she asked him why it took so long, he told her all the stalls were full and he had a hard time getting into the toilet.
Has anyone seen “The Sweetest Thing” with Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate? Best bathroom scene……….EVER!!
Still laugh about it years later.
Nope, not for us.
Is it supposed to be a drinking fountain then?
:&
I think it’s a microwave, Ms B
Ok, so I’ll poop in it instead.
Someone always beats me to it.
*beatyatoitsqueeze*
:ick:
I know Gracie, I know! Just referring to that poopy fail a few days back….
So, … where should one do that?
Bathroom out of order, please use floor below.
So many guys would take that way too literally!
Only when beer is involved … or he has to go really bad … or it’s a day that ends in ‘y’.
Having cleaned both men’s and women’s rooms I can state female behavior is much worse when it comes to public restroom behavior.
For a while here at work there were only 2 females, including me. The other woman here had the WORST bathroom habits. Did she not realize that I was the only other woman here and would know it was her who left that there? :ick:
I have seen things. . . Blaaaargh. . .and entire room covered. . . Blaaaaargh. . .it was inconceivable the woman still lived.
I think I got that one.
I’m not sure I wanted to, though.
I still haven’t figured out why ladies rooms are always so awful.
Seriously, what do their home bathrooms look like? Why is it every time I go to a bar the ladies room is TRASHED!?
And why does “please do not flush sanitary products” mean throw them on the floor?
I suddenly realize that my menial desk job isn’t quite so bad after all!
Those were dark days.
I was a janitor for a school district for a year or so. There was one boys bathroom that literally made me gag just to walk in. We regularly pored bleach down the drains. They would use fecal matter to “write” on the bathroom walls with. Ick. I know that women can have some messy bathrooms, but boys bathrooms are the nastiest thing I’ve ever had to clean. This includes the boys locker rooms in the high schools.
So did I.
A co-worker back when I was working at a service station thought that the drain in the middle of the floor in the women’s bathroom (we cleaned them both daily) was proof that women were nastier than men in the restroom. I didn’t have the heart to point out that the urinal in the men’s room provided the same functionality (it was one of those that started at floor level, and it was the lowest point in the room).
Hmmm… that drain is technically for when one mops the floor, not… ummm… when… uhhh… I can’t even think of how to end this sentence!
I’ll say it again.
:ick:
When you are a male the whole world is a urinal.
You will never ride in my car, sir!
Apart from actual toilets and urinals.
That is my point. They each had drains for when the floor needed mopping (or even more severe cleaning , and that is not gender-specific, trust me), but one drain was efficiently included in the other plumbing – this was a service station with one stall each plus a urinal in the men’s. It wasn’t about which gender is nastier, just practical. I just figure it’s sexist to assume that any person is a slob due to their sex, is all.
Not the wall out back?
No, the dumpster is more appropriate.
Gift giving holiday approaching. Must sell all the “mustard caps” that didn’t sell around fathers day.
*orders mustard caps for all*
Um…yay?
You can get ketchup gloves and a nice hot dog scarf that matches the cap. In Canada, it’s a toque.
Just be glad they’re not chocolate syrup caps.
or other tower.
Your mouth.
*shoves a Lifebuoy into GM’s mouth*
.
.
.
*drives a post through it and secures it to the dock*
*squeezes the Admirable Admiral*
It’s not often that you see him apply some rough justice. I wonder what’s gotten into him.
Hooray! I resisted my dark side today. Damn AA!
its what he has got into…
psst, Avis, in the microwave, remember?
Thats for solid waste!
It would be an electrical hazard for it to be for liquids.
Silly me, what was I thinking???
The coffee maker?
That’s ok, I don’t drink coffee anyway.
*Dives in to stop any tea bag comments*
Back to the Boston Teabag party are we?
*Hides war paint*
I think urine trouble now.
*sneaks behind Marius*
*steals war paint*
*applies very defacately….*
*Wonders why he has war paint on his behind*
What’s that say Marius?
*looks closely*
“Don’t Thread On Me.”
*Chuckles*
Head for the nearest vending machine.
You can conveniently make your selection as you take care of business.
I like your latrine of thought.
Brilliant Jam, move to the head of the class.
*Cries*
*Bukkits*
*Learns to read all on the comments above before posting*
*hopes he will not be throne out of thread*
It hasn’t gone down the pan just yet.
*squeeeeeeze*
Weeee!
*Squeeze*
*Skips to my loo*
That’s awfully small for a cuddle puddle.
That’s for a piddle puddle
Fine, be that way about your urinal. I can’t pee comfortably in those anyway.
*nose upturned*.
HONK! HOOONK!!
*---------------------* |--*
|______BEER TRUCK_______| |__|___
|_/---\_____________/---| |~ |
*_(@)(@)___________*(@)(@)---(@)-]
If it didn’t arrive intact, hey what can I say. I AM a zombie after all.
*LOVES beer!
Maybe a bit too much though.
*tosses an extra astrisk up into previous comment*
*tosses up an ‘e’ for Avis’ asterisk*
So, I will be the only who won’t be drinking today I guess.
And it’s too early in the day to blame it on booze! At least, it’s too early in the day for me to start drinking!
She says as she tips the bottle and wonders why nothing comes out…..!!
Nope, I’ll join ya!
Sisters in sobriety. We can be the designated drivers and drive everyone crazy!
SWEET! Can we stop at every gas station along the way and ask for a cover from everyone at every stop? We’ll make a fortune!
I actually used to do that. One night a guy threw up in my car and I made $72.36. Plus, he ended up in a grocery cart on his brother’s porch.
*I do give warning about the penalties of being so drunk that you puke in my car prior to offering to be the DD*
$72.36 is not nearly enough compensation for transforming your car into a vomit comet.
I’m certain I found some other drinks in there. Check by the dents for the wine coolers or in the lower sections for booze.
Or hijack your own damned truck.
Thank you ZA!
*goes in search of Dr. Pepper*
THANKS = Here’s Some More Work where I am employed.
I can’t hijack my own truck. I am alive therefore prosecutable. You are dead … get it?
HeeeeHeeee!!!
*sigh*
OK. So what kind of truck can I hijack for you today?
Donut truck! E-calories don’t count, ya know.
Beer!
*sobs uncontrollably*
Why Brewski, WHY?!!?!
I still can’t get rid of my blue cupcake to be more Christmas-y because it would be like letting go. :”(
*squeeze*
Sometimes we have to let go of the ones we love. It’s the only way to keep them free.
I love it. Now let’s open it up and start drinking.
*perk*
Beer Truck? Puddle starting early today?
*claps hands with joy*
I made some divinity and some chocolate chip cookies for the puddle party today.
*puts goodies on table by puddle*
Swaaaaaeeeeet!!!
Does this mean the cuddle puddle is open? Thanks, ZA!
*dives in, getting all comfy*
*dives into cuddle puddle*
*squeezes all around*
The cuddle puddle is the ultimate FP perk!
Rolls out the herbal tea and coffee cart.
(I’m on a cleanse so only whole and raw foods and green juices for me! *suffers* These first days of a fast are so painful! I need chocolate!!!!)
Shame I’m under age. Oh well, the trucks already stolen.
I never understood urinals.
*squats*
I don’t think they speak human languages.
*quits*
The first thing to know about urinals…don’t be under them.
The second thing to know about urinals … don’t imitate them.
Is this their way of telling us to pi$$ off?
I hope not! Hey, there you are. Give us the credit card. Few girls and I have some shopping to do.
Sorry, the last time you girls swiped my credit card you wore the numbers off of it. I haven’t had the time to replace it.
Gah! You don’t ask him for it, you just distract him while I pick his pocket Leila! He always has some excuse when we ask nicely.
Doh! I am sorry for my stupid manners!!!
*TACKLES Marius to the ground and starts imposing a serious tickle*
*Is not ticklish*
*Gives Leila his MTA card*
Manly Testosterone Award?
*Snickers*
Metropolitan Transit Authority.
It’s a ticket to ride.
It’s too bad Ryannon doesn’t care about it.
Am I the only one here made uncomfortable (and sometimes nauseated) by toilet chat?
I may have to wait until the rewind to play here today. *sigh*
You are not alone. It makes me kinda queasy but I don’t want to work either.
*squeeze*
There’s urinal cake in the break room.
*Snickers*
This is the only time you will see me pass at the chance to eat cake.
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFS all over the room*
I am hungry now.
Cheese and rice! What else have you been eating Leila?
*summons some of the hoard*
*glues ShamWow’s to their feet*
*puts on Frank Zappa’s Cosmic Debris*
*zombie hoard zoot-scoots across floor*
*when the song finishes, the floor gleams!*
Whoa! I’m impressed!
Can I borrow your hoard for a while?
Sorry Judy, they’re ALL MINE!!!
What do you need them for?
If I tell you, you won’t be surprised on Christmas morning!
Mmmmm Johnny Cakes for the win!
Made me laff!
I thought you liked me, AA.
Sowwy! I do, I do! I accidenty the wrong cake.
*removes urinal cake*
*resists bringing in a holiday cake that will make my friend NS feel even worse*
*places angel food cake in break room*
Zombie cakes with brain ganache for some of our esteemed colleagues.
b …. b …. b …. braaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnss???
*looks around*
*dives in face first*
*safety*
*makes a scene*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Or we could annoy everyone one and … not talk about the fail!
BLASPHEMY!!!!
So… do you object?
Heyl no! Let’s make with the hornychat roleplay, the cuddle puddle and the drinking and the … whatever else we wanna do.
There are gonna be a LOT of upset trolls!
If only we cared…
Anything fun planned for the weekend? Can you have fun in the cold weather?
Going to Roosters place tonight. I plan on spending the night cozied up to him in an attempt to keep warm. I expect this to work perfectly. Maybe I can get him to help me with getting pictures and links working on my site. And maybe a Facebook account too.
Ooooh!
*enthusiastically encourages the Facebook idea*
Keep in mind, he may not be in the mood for anything more than watching movies. From what I’ve gathered, this hasn’t been a great week for him. But he also hasn’t given me any details about said week.
Well then — maybe just “snuggling for warmth” (wink wink, nudge nudge) would be a good idea.
I think so too!
*squeeze*
There is little room on a loveseat for computers Avis.
There’s plenty of room if they’re using laptops!
Nope, my laptop is borked, and he has a desktop computer. I plan on some quality snuggle time tonight!
*gets to go see Princess and the Frog tomorrow with the kidlets*
*is very excited*
*but not as much as the four-year-old*
I’m going tonight after work with Mom & my daughter. I’m soooo excited! It’s been years since I’ve seen a movie on opening night.
Sounds like a good plan to me! I am jealous though. It’s going to be in the low 40s this evening and we have an outing. Before that I have to take the quadrupeds for a 3 mile walk. I know 40s don’t sound so cold to you but you know how it is when you are from the SW.
I’m have 5 other couples over for a holiday pot luck tomorrow night. It should be a night of good food and good company.
Having! I’m having over… *sigh*
I’m going to the “It’s a Wrap” party in Pittsburgh tomorrow night for Denzel Washington’s new movie they just finished shooting in my part of the world.
It’s supposed to rain and be cold (mid 50′s/mid 30′s) all weekend, so I’ll likely do my zombie thing and hide in the house trying desperately to stay dry. Sounds like a good weekend for playing video games and watching movies.
It’s about 20 degrees here and that’s the high for today. Do you want to know what our low is gonna be?
Not really, no.
8)
We have our company Christmas party tonight. My kiddywinks are staying with their cousins tonight, and the cousins are staying with us tomorrow night while my sis & bro-in-law go to her company Christmas party. I plan on laughing at drunk co-workers and having a good time.
For Nightshayde.
Why do I have a feeling I’m glad I can’t access that at work?
Noooo, it’s safe for work truck monkeys to distract you from potty humor.
Oh – ok then. Thank you, Marius.
You’re welcome.
Sorry it didn’t work.
Dunno, it made me RIGL. I’d tell you about it, but I don’t want to spoil it for you. Plus I don’t get it.
It’s a spoof on the OnStar gadget.
Oh, you mean BlondeStar (clickie!! clickie!!). Yeah, I got that part, I didn’t get why it was for NS though.
Because it isn’t bathroom humor.
Both vids made me *roffle*
I can vouch for this one – it’s funny. Guy goes in to steal the car. While he is hot wiring it, a monkey crawls out from the back (was hanging out in the trunk) and THWACKS the dude on the head with the tire iron. Then he proceeds to pull him out and dump his lifeless butt from a bridge into the water.
These are hilarious ads. Apparently the dealership ran quite a few of them.
Must be a national thing. The local chevy dealer had them here, too. Love them trunk monkeys!
ahahah
DD
I think it would make a great place to put your shopping bags while you peed down the floor drain.
No pissing in urinal? But i really gotta go!
*sigh*
The living!
I call FAKE FAIL on this one.
The sign has been shopped.
You are right. We shopped it around and no one would buy it. Apparently urinals not for pissing are not as popular this season as tickle me Elmo fuzzy gloves.
I’ll buy that!
But can you urinate on it?
Yep!
Or fire extinguishers.
This is a display mode and therefore labeled as suchl. To many people have seen The movie Jackass.
“Pissing” is British slang for drinking alcoholic beverages. The sign says there is no drinking allowed in the bathroom. You are all EPIC failures!
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Pissing = drinking (now that I think of it, I’ve heard it used before too)
Urinals is plural, as in the bathroom.
No drinking in the bathroom.
My comment made sense to.
No, the term is ‘getting pissed’. I am British so you can piss somewhere else thank you.
The urinal is a lie!!
This is a DISPLAY URINAL….like in Home Depot or Lowe’s. DUHHH
I don’t like the term “Pissing”. I like the term “Urinating”.
you LIKE the term “urinating”?
It’s a sink!
What sign would use “pissing”?
I think that was more of a general observation than an instruction.
tthat’s stupid
Why McDonalds’ urinals are so clean, and the floors are so dirty.
Reverse psychology…WIN!
(Tell a guy NOT to do something and he does it anyway)
Is a urinal from a show room
Are we the only ones who realized this?
You’d be surprised how many people use show-room toilets (like in a hardwarestore) as ‘real ones’.
NOT funny :-s
Maybe it’s a display at a hardware store. Just my guess… but funny though!