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SECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND
“SECOND” Fail.
Sloppy work.
I heard they speak canadian.
It’s Canadish, you fool
XD
the ignoring for a bit was cool.
Wow….who knew Spanish and French could be so easy?
It’s true! I’m spanish and i understand French too! XD
je ne comprends passay it in Swahili please, so I can understand.
“All wooden plugs can be painted or stained and are available in a variety of sizes. Made of hardwood.”
Is it knot hard to understain good old English?
I wooden want to try anything else.
Huh, I had you pegged as multilingual.
Naw, that goes against my grain.
Well, slap my ash and call me Susan! I thought you were! Boy, just when think you know someone…
Does it leave you pining for your former impression?
I wood knot plug this product. I wood try to gloss over it and knock on wood. The moral fiber of this company is obviously hollow. I should leaf this alone but I feel the need to go out on a limb.
*headdesk* i’mahogan it again, am i knot? I shirley should get to the root of my stumping for attention and go to a clinic and cedar shrink. Termite be some hope for me.
You said hardwood!
*giggles immaturely*
I resemble that remark!Now batting for the Woods Hollow Misogynists. . .
Wielding the willow?
Timmmmmberrrr!
*Steps aside chop chop.*
Ah, thanks Judy. Much better.
Anytime, my short friend!
¡Al carajo! “Todos los tapones de madera pueden ser pintados o teñidos, y están disponibles en varios tamaños. Hechos de madera dura.” ¡¿Acaso era tan difícil?!
But but but… they forgot to shout it louder!
Shout, shout, let it all out!
OT – thanks for being such a perfect wingman yesterday! You made me laugh and him look like a total idiot. Okay, the latter wasn’t hard to do.
*squeeze*
The pleasure was all mine.
*Erwidert*
Stand up and sho ooooooooooooooooooooouT
Dio ?
It shows the respect that this factory has to other countries… NONE
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
NO YOUR NOT!
His knot?
No yew.
Shirley not me.
English is the universal language.
I thought that was leather?
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But Whips and chains excite me
*snork*
The hubby says that all the time…
But…wouldn’t that get butter all over the….
Now that excites me!
I said he said it…just to clarify. I’m not into that sort of thing…
What good is sex if it can’t be fun?
Sex doesn’t even have to be GOOD to be fun. LOL
:OOPS:
Please forgive my blatant use of LOL.
*bows head in shame*
now, now, if you don't have a sense of humor during sex, it's just not funnyApparently it’s not if the other person isn’t laughing.
….and pointing.
…and rolling on the floor.
…and snorking.
If your partner wants to know why you are giggling during sex, never tell him the truth.
You sure are easy to please…
If it can’t be fun, it isn’t any good.
I chuckle every time dabuttacow clarifies.
Ghee, it is pretty amusing, isn’t it?
(A+, Admiral.)
Lardable indeed.
I’m a good little buttacow…don’t want you to think I’m naughty…
Don’t get all churned up SuzieQ — we love you whether you are naughty or nice (or naughty and nice)…
Thanky, Elsa_Mama!
We’ve not met, but I know about you from my prior days as a lurker.
*squeeze!*
Btw…I’m both naughty AND nice…
you mean that if I go to another planet, I’ll be able to communicate in english??? :O !!!!! that’s great that not everybody in the universe is dumb like . . . ( ¬ ¬ )
*frowns concernedly*
THIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
I’m more disturbed by these plugs…
It’s better than a potato?
Potato plugs?
That’s what they’re for, dontchaknow!
Are we talking tater tots because if we are???
No more for me, thanks!
Did you get the last one out yet?
Hee, hee…well, you can’t say you didn’t know…
Right?! It’s never safe to drink and read FB at the same time.
Coffee stained plugs to fit your holes!
*faints dramatically*
*Places Ms. B on the antique fainting couch and fans her gently while waiting for the firemen to come an revive her*
Nine Elebenty!! Send the firemen! Yes, I am quite sure mouth to mouth will be required.
*snorkle*
WOW — I agree with you Avis
those are some hot firemen —
And their resusitation technique is very quite good — Feeling better there Ms. B???
Um oh — she opened her eyes and looked around, but now she out again — Another round boys!
This could take awhile.
We might need more firemen.
More firemen?
*faints next to Ms B*
Nine Elebenty!! Nine Elebenty! Send another round of firemen!!! Yes, all of station number elebenty will be a good start!! Yes two down so far, but i am feeling a bit woozy …
*pushes Ms. B off the comfy fainting couch and swoons delicately over the arm, back of my hand to my forehead*
can be stained…with?
Nobody answer that!
*abstains from answering*
*Sustains moratorium on answers*
*stains plugs*
*doesn’t say how*
^ is that a look of disdain?I read that as ‘dis-stain’…is that like un-stain?
*snork*
“Dis-Stain” to use bleach or other caustic product to un stain woodn plugs. Please be sure plugs are removed from the staining vessel before beginning the dis-staining process. Manufacturer is not responsible for any dis-staining that take place in situ.
Aw, man! I wish I had read the directions before I used the dis-stain!
“Dis-stain” – what the kitty does when you offend.
That wasn’t the look of dis-stain. Dis-stain looks more like Homer. You should put it on e-bay.
Dis-stain I got from dripping ketchup down my shirt, and dis-stain came from my daughter throwing her peas at me. Ok, I like to blame dis-stain on the kids but it was really my fault.
But, wut about DAT stain? Dat da stain dat I’m most curious about!
(Go White Sox)
*Imagines how.*
*Makes thought varnish.*
Answer what?
*hears knocking at the door* 8-/
*shakes fist*You shouldn’t do that in your BMW. Someone might be watching.
Missed it by that much.
*holds out hand*
That will be ten internets, please.
Okay, I am picturing three guys and Judy in a BMW having exactly this conversation.
"romance" is the universal languageBut you might be able to attain some vorsprung durch technik.
Oh, um…*cough*
Sorry…that wasn’t funny. :[
That’s it? Recession is hurting everyone, huh?
Yeah, really, only THEE guys?
And in a BMW, of all things? The horror! I’m an Audi woman!
(Just kidding, Arthur! Love you!)
How do we love THEE? Let me count the ways ...*snort!*
Ow! My coffee went up my nose.
I think it’s already been pointed out during this fail that drinking and reading FB is dangerous.
Yes it was, but I didn’t listen.
*patpatpat*
Did you burn your nose?
No, but I think it’s safe to say it’s fully awake now.
*gently boops Gracie’s nose good morning*
*tiptoesfleetlyaway*
*Pumps fist*
My God! Your fist is enormous! Stop pumping, it’ll explode!
He likes pleasure to the extreme!!!
Everybody to the limit.
More than Joe Biden’s?
*snork*
*butterysqueezesfordasmurf*
*snork squeeze!*
Copy-paste at its most.
Most what?
MOST?
This is the most we can expect from copy and paste?
I accidentally the word
He's got the whole word in hisCan’t be ass.
*ponders*
Pants?
*ponders some more*
I can think of somewhere else, but it might hurt him.
Butt – what was copied and pasted? I think we need that information to decide what it is the most of … ?? maybe??
Or is it paste, used for copies — “copy-paste” ?? Then it might be the most delicious – you know if you like to eat paste … ummm … hmmmm …
Plugged text needs language plug-in.
That would be an admirable app.They just translated it for you so you know what it means.
a few seconds ago i didn’t knew that i can read french and spanish.
anybody can tell me what language the 1st 4 lines r?
It’s something with which you are not too familiar.
My Spanish is just as good as my French and English. Apparently.
I know, me too! I didn’t even think I knew any other languages!
This osmosis is really working!
It has to be a plant!
just goin' with the phloemSomebody send me to an axylem.
*sends K@ to the nut tree house**cough “diffusion” cough*
On the other side of the bottle it reads, “when not looked at, these words are in German.”
“cross eyes, instructions appear in Japanese”
*stands on head*
Funny…it looks Chineese to me…
*quickly slips runaway ‘e’ from previous comment*
Gotcha!
It made me think of cheese, which made me hungry.
Thanks.
What kind of cheese? Swiss is too (w)holy…
*squeeze*
Holy cheese? Did you milk the pope?
My cheese thinks your cheese is a great cheese, just not The cheese…
Oh, great gouda! You got me with that one, Arthur!
Swiss? Darn now I am hungry for Turkey. I will have to run Dubia some.
If you look at it from the bottom it looks like nuts. Just sayin’
*puts instructions over head and looks up*
Like this?
Didn’t you all know? I’ve been talking in Latin this WHOLE time!
*in vitro applause*
Sona si latine loqueris
Igspay atinlay?
Donde el bano?
Aqui!
(OT: When we went on our cruise, since one of our stops was in Mexico, I made sure that was the one spanish phrase I knew!!!)
“Dos cervezas” is also a good one to know.
My 13 yr old son knows that phrase. I asked him what kind of friends his dad let him hang out with…
I don’t think there are any 13 year old boys who don’t know that phrase!
This is true…and I have heard some of the others… :S
When I was younger, My brother and I had a friend who was deaf. He taught us several sign language cuss words. Can only remeber one now.
nil carborundum.
Nothing is wrong here, the TARDIS is simply translating the languages for you!
So that’s not a port-a-potty over there?. I thought the “Police” sign was a joke.
Certainly not…you could end up in any manner of places….and I wouldnt want a 900 year old man angry with me for crapping in his house XD
If he was so smart, he would have been prepared
Hmmmm cheesy wooden bungs?
I’m french, and I understand it
Soooo, It is not as fail as we think it is, or you are bilingual, or there are translator pixies we can’t see?
I vote for translator pixies. Or would that be pixels?
they are trixies, my preciousAs long as they’re not nasssty little Hobbitsses.
*ghostly squeezes*
What’s wrong with Hobbits?!
Well I know I have some bad Hobbits.
Wow. My translater medallion really works!!! Those all read as English for me!! Magic is real!! Magic is real!!
Wait, you all saw that? Do you ALL have magic translater medallions?
Yes, yes I do.
My head is made of fairydust.
*shinninghappyfairydustmagicalsqueezesK@*
*sparklyglitteryfairydustsqueezes*
*magicalsparklysqueezes for K@ and BBB*
*hurlingfairydustliberallyacrossthefail*
*majormagicalsqueezesGracie*
*dusted in magic and feeling fairy sexy tonight*
*magicbluewatermadeofcrystalgel*
sorry I use a Babel fish.
There’s no such thing as fairies <– Oh No I didn't!!!! Ohh yess I did. One less fairy to worry about.
I do believe in fairies!
I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies!
I do! I do!
Fairies they are everywhere,
But nobody seems to care,
Goblin parties here we come.
Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe meI am a fairy, my name is Nuff.
See!! The Fairy folk do exist!! Nuff said.
Oh I see what you did there.
You didn’t see anything. It was fairy magic.
You saw NOTHING!!
In the BMW?!
*covers face* I knew I should’ve bought the one with tinted windows…
See the little goblin,
See his little feet.
And his little nosy-wose
Isn’t the goblin sweet?
Ahem
Wanna take that back fungus?
*boops*
Does what it says on the tin. As long as you’re in an English speaking country.
Nope nope nope.
Fairiesdon’texist….
Oh! There i go again
*dusts off personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
*THWACK!*
Ohhh was that aimed at me?
In that case *ARRGHHHH MY HEAD [Slump]*
Blargh I am dead.
The little blue reply button on the right side of the blog, try using it. You’ll be amazed at how much easier to understand you are still trying to finish a conversation.
Ahh how did I not see it before? Then again..my contact lenses are quite lost so I’m blind as a bat
Mucho apologies.
Wonder if bats eat fairies? Or so fairies use bats as little modes of transport?
Nope. Bats are for wights or imps. Fairies ride birds or butterflies or they just fly with their pretty rainbow colored wings.
At least, that’s how it works in my world.
Oh I forgot about the wings….Hmm…maybe for disabled fairies? Then again…we have legs but we drive cars…matters of laziness
P.S See how adept I am with the reply button now?
*patpatpat*
Good MMM. Very good.
Have a cookie.
Did somebody say “cookie?”
I brought OREO’s. I have a gallon of 2% also. I didn’t want the Buddacow to feel obligated. Help yourself.
*BBBsqueezes*
*takes a handful of Oreos*
*pours a big glass of milk*
I want Oreos!
Help yourself
*Shuffles in* aarrrgg, I’m here for some cookie booty.
*grabs a handfull of cookies and runs*
*stops at the way out* thank you *sends a butterfly squeeze and then runs*
I thought LOVE was the international language?
Music is the universal terestial language.
*shades of Close Encounters*
♫bum bum bum buuuuuuum buuuum♪
*slyly beams another r into my previous blog*
*looksleft*
*looksright*
*slinksawayintothenight*
Obviously a mix-up on the production line. How it didn’t go noticed though, I don’t know.
We’re all living in Amerika, Amerika ist wunderbar…
we’re all living in Amerika, sometimes war !!!!
Made in a variety of sizes, not a variety of languages..
You can tell it’s not Spanish because Spanish doesn’t have a native W.
I think you’re supposed to say it in a stereotypical Spanish or French accent.
It’s English or nothing
That’s actually a WIN.
that’s what you get for outsourcing to China -
ex-qu-say moi?
maybe you’re just supposed to read it in different accents.
If in america, it’s a win. They need to beable to read and speak english
you’re a FAIL
America speaks spanish, french, portuguese and so many other native languages other than english !!!!
by the way, America begins in Canada and finishes in Chile/Argentina …. should get to know a little bit of geography ….
This is not a fail. This is a WIN. If you’re in the USA you speak our language. Simple as that. There should not be any directions, signs, billboards, etc. in any other language. If you go to other countries you don’t see them catering to us so why should we?
Wrong, it is a total fail indeed. Who says no one can speak French or Spanish as well as English?
yep, but not everyone can speak English and well as French or Spanish ……
I guess in America, the only language you can speak is English.
You seem blind to the irony that everyone should only speak “your” language, when you Americans use a language that isn’t even yours.
haha, English is world language?
i can’t speak french!what does french mean?
-fail
Last!
@surrah, your language? As far as I know English is England’s language from a long time ago, in north America there were other native people living in there from thousands of years ago, and they did not speak English before Europeans arrived. Besides, I think you have not travelled outside your country, because in Europe, for example, there are so many multiple language messages everywhere to help people understand.
Think out of your tinny box!
Ahahah, I bet they could also add all other laguages to that series of.. “translations”.