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come backerBoom-erang
Gunnel waling
broke-back dinghy batPermission to coma board?
*gets decked*Shiver me timbers!
Marius–too funny! That is what I was going to write, but got called away from my desk….
Pff, you combo-breaker!
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
Zooomz overboard!
Zooomz back aboard!
Ouch, knots landing.
Tarzan first.
SOWWWWWY
You’ll whack the plank for this!!
That will teach him the ropes.
Boomer (ang)
I’m assuming he was supposed to let go over the water?
Dope on a Rope
He’s a bit on the port-ly side.
Bullshit aside, that HAD to hurt. That said, good job dumbass.
That’s why you never try to cross-body a rope.
Well, apparently nobody showed him the ropes…that’s gotta burn…
Thread lightly, since he could be listening.
Knot likely
That’s a string theory, at best.
What about wired bugs?
trap-easy listening?I’m at a (f)loss of words.
ahem. . .*for*
Too much hemp?
Never!!
Really sunk your teeth into that one.
Bet he never does that again!
Come on! Let’s give him some credit.
Double Dip.
Right after he said, “hold my beer and watch this!”
Give him enough rope and I’m sure that he’ll hang himself.
Dope on a rope part deux.
Dope on a Rope: The Search for More Burnage
I was trying to figure out what was suppose to happen?? Was he suppose to let go and fall in the water????
Yeah, the rope it attached to the mast, most likely. I’ve seen people do this (successfully) from much smaller sail boats. It looked like fun. Almost.
Maybe there was a shark? I would prefer any crashing into a boat over being eaten by a shark.
I would have to agree with that.
*can’t watch “Jaws”*
*can’t watch “Shark Week” on the Discovery channel either*
*loves watching Jaws*
*loves watching Shark Week on Discovery*
*can’t get into the water*
*couldn’t get into the pool after watching Jaws*
For about a week.
That movie ruined my shot at being a lifeguard.
I was a lifeguard at a fresh-water lake. People were always coming to me and asking very nervously, “are there sharks in the lake?”
Eventually, my standard answer became, “Nope – no sharks. The alligators ate them all.”
That’s just ebil.
In a highlarious kind of way.
Nom-inal humor?
No nomming on failfriends. Even when they’re floating in Root Beer.
*squeeze*
Yeah! Tease the living with root beer and ice cream. You people tease me daily with that “no nomming on fail friends” rule and then parade out your beautiful juicy braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnsssssssss!!!!!!one!!!elebenty!!!
Hee!
*Squeeze*
Did you ever see the movie “Alligator”?
Terrifying.
SCARIER than Jaws!
No way, Avis. That’s a croc.
First time I saw “Jaws” was in a pool. Local fitness center played it on the wall next to the pool and everyone hung out and watched it in innertubes.
Good fun.
More people are killed by pigs each year than sharks.
*can’t go to the farm*
A pig just doesn’t have quite the same menacing quality as a shark.
But may be that’s just me.
They look so cute with their little piggy faces, they almost look like they’re smiling!
Some pigs are quite the boar.
That’s just how they lure you in.
More pigs are killed by people each year than vice versa. I guess revenge is ours.
And what a tasty revenge it is!
The same could be said for sharks.
Umm, not the tasty part, the “We kill more of them than they do us” part.
Unfortunately yes.
Of those killed by pigs, how many are turned into flavoured Lube?
Victory belongs to Humankind.
Actually, shark is pretty tasty.
mako to go!
Rubio’s Shark Tacos suggest that sharks are tasty.
[HOMER] Mmmmm…. Rubio’s [/HOMER]
How could yo be killed by a pig? Oh, I know — you eat too much bacon…
*snork*
Hannibal Lecter could explain it to you. Pigs will eat anything. They can even dispose of bone. It’s just teeth and hair that they have a problem with.
eeewwwww, has pix of spit out hair and teeth in mind…..
I finish eating dinner and this is the first thing I read. Great.
Are you on the Failblog diet now, BFF?
I wasn’t, but I think I may be sooner or later.
*turns green*
*rushes to loo*
Oh you people are so wonderfully twisted. I want to test this theory out right now, will a pig really eat anything? I have this “one of many owners” of a certain company I’d like to … no, I couldn’t do that to a pig. It’s cruel and unusual punishment enough just to have to deal with this person – and there’s 50 miles separating us!
Or, like Tiger, you engage in too much bacon makin’.
That’s some pig.
Zuckerman’s famous
*begins writing script for “Jowls: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to go Back in the Pig Pen”*
“You’ll never go skinny dipping again.”
“I’ll be back bacon.”
Oh oh oh oh — a play, a play a low budget play — for ICHC right???? *wonders who will want to play the pig*
Heh. I was just thinking that we hadn’t done a Low Budget Theatre production in a while. Perhaps after the holidays.
Of course, LBT cannot afford a pig, so maybe we can borrow a carafe of bacon lube from the FBers.
We only buy it by the vat. Feel free to have one though, we get a great bulk price.
A whole VAT? Wow! This means we can finally stage that water ballet!
:ick:
ICHC peeps are going to ham it up.
I don’t doubt it. I can see a big ol’ hog killing a human, but it could never kill a shark. How often would the situation pop up anyway?
Those teeth are scary!
No, just a dolphin
Dunno if I already told the story, anyway: When I was in LA I went swimming very early one day. When I was in the ocean up to my chest, three fins appeared about one and a half meter (for you Americans: that’s three stones and nine fahrenheit. I think.) in front of me. I was the first guy to walk (well, run) on water since Jesus!
When my brain started to function again, I realized that the moving pattern and the shape of the fins were not shark-like. It were dolphins and I missed the possibly only chance I’ll have in my lifetime to swim with wild dolphins.
*hugsAEtightly*
I hurt just reading that. I’m sad for you.
When I was a kid we took a vacation to Florida and I was on a catamaran with 2 of my brothers. We were suddenly surrounded by fins — we beached that boat at light speed. The guy in charge of the rentals grabbed it from us and went back out — to swin with the dolphin pod… sigh – stupid kids.
you beached the boat on porpoise?
Well — we thought it was better than Flipperin out… we thought they were … sharks …. :blush:
Every-bottlenosed that you aren’t supposed to swim with fins. Just in case.
Swedes or Danes, however, are fine.
*in a dolphin costume*
Sorry we scared the buhJeebus outta you in LA. Let’s be friends and pet us now, k?
*three stones and nine fahrenheit????*
I think he meant to say 2 feet, 6 hands and a thumb.
Ooooooooh!!! Well, the universe makes total sense to me now.
Aw! That could have been fun, too!
*watched “Flipper” as a child*
Thanks all. It still makes me sad and angry about Spielberg.
Sad story, AE. I look for dolphin/harbo(u)r porpoise every time I’m at the beach. I can spot them from shore most mornings, but it’s another thing to paddle out to them before their gone.
*runsawayreallyfast*
*eyes AA*
Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Admiral?
*Verdi’s “Dies Irae” begins to play, and there was great wailing and gnashing of teeth throughout the land*
Uh, oh! What is happening to me?
Quick, I need a shot of cheery juice, STAT!
theirthey’re*gives AA a shot of Cabo*
Will this work?
DW goes away for vacation, and our Admiral just falls to pieces!
*AASqueeze*
*downs Cabo with shaky hand*
*squeezes friends and sucks on a lemon*
AA has Scurvy??? Oh no, well that lemon should do the trick.
I also have a twist of lime disease.
*read AA’s post as “squeezes firemen”*
*has firemen on the brain*
Wow! Aren’t they heavy? How do you hold your head up?
*takes fireman’s hand and jumps off of Gracie’s head*
Sorry about that.
*grabs fireman by the foot before BBB can make off with him*
Hey! This one’s mine! Get your own!
I have the feeling that some of our lovely ladies here seriously need to get laid… by handsome firemen, of course!
Firemen are for getting laid?
I thought they only put out fires!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Well, all ladies here ARE flaming hot!
*poses as a fireman*
*fails*
I could have been worse. You could have stayed to swim with the dolphins and found out too late that they were sharks.
I-t… It could have been worse.
He was supposed to swing farther up into the sails of the boat, come down by using the patented swashbuckling dagger tearing technique, and then fight off hundreds of undead skeleton pirates using only a rapier and his amazing wit.
Ahhhh… yea I can see that. He looks like a high flying swashbuckling kinda kid … but where is the dagger??
The water must be cold.
*looks out at the lake*
Yep. That water is very cold right now.
*shivers*
*nods*
*shakes it all about*
*that’s what it’s all about*
he’s got that shrinky feeling
whoa oh shrinky feeling. …
*snickers*
Why, in his pants, of course!
Ah — of course. And since the water is cold, shrinkage made it too small to be of any use. No wonder he crashed!
(LUV your avatar, Elsa-Mama!)
Thanks!! My Blue kitty is all Christmased up!
You are talking about the avatar right?
*snerk* yes!
Well…I knew that. I just wanted to make sure.
You never know!! And as cold as it is here good old Chicago today it would not be a stretch for various parts of me to be blue!! :blush:
*scratches head* I thought :blush: was one of those emoticon thingies??? *haz a confuzzoled*
That one is oops.
It’s oops between : :…
Just say nope.Don’t be a dope.
And don’t grope.
And watch where you wind that rope!!
I’m helping!! Don’t mope.
I just can’t cope!!!
When you run, do you lope?
When I run on the ‘puter, I e-lope.
Well, you never really had any hope.
Nope! Don’t believe me, ask the pope.
Before you meet him, wash yourself with plenty of soap.
*plays Bloodhound Gang’s Mope*
I’ve scrubbed and scoured, but my fur’s still taupe.
Was this wise?
*CRASH*
Nope.
Did they make it down the slope?
Marius!!!!
WootWoot!!!!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*puts knife in teeth*
*swings aboard the Failboat*
*cracks open the champagne*
Congrats, Marius!!
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
Wait. Which desert?
A fun desert.
Dune surfing!!
In a sand storm…totally exhilarating!!!
Totally exfoliating.
But it is a blast.
You folks have true grit.
There’s a grain of truth there.
A chocolatey desert?
*GASPS!!!! for air*
*faints at the idea*
You just want the firemen to come “help” you!
*opens one eye and whispers*
…something wrong with that?
Not a thing!
*dials nine elebenty for Leila*
*hurls self down next to Leila*
Someting’s brokeded!!! Owowowow!! Help me firemens!!
*clutches throat and collapses near BBB and Leila*
*limps over to BBB and Leila*
*cries fakes tears*
*waits for firemen*
*sigh* Even EMT guys would be welcome.
Ma’am, is this an emergency?
Yes! No. Well, I’ll think of something.
It’s an emergency!! I need a date!! I been single a LOOOOOOOONG time.
Do you think it might be related to all the Bop Boppity Boppin?? No offense — I’m just sayin … maybe a little less violence.
Hahaha!! The Bopper thing came from a job I had several years ago. It was a 50′s themed diner. All the servers had “stage names” like Bopper, Chopper (my best friend and roommate), Archie, Elvis, Sandra Dee, and so on. I made a few friends at that place and the name stuck to me after that.
Chopper? He/she’d get a lot of mileage here…
hee hee
I used to work in a bar called Archie’s, and I had a bowling shirt made up with the name Betty. It was a true vintage dive bar. The shirt totally worked.
I think the Chocolate Mountains are part of the Pannamint Range.
Candy Mountain Charlie!
The Chocolate Mountains are real. Just not really chocolate.
And, as Charlie found out, the Candy Mountain is also real. Just not very….safe.
Watch out for your kidneys!
Egads!!! I was tortured with that stupid thing for weeks by the roommate from hell.
Shun the non-believer! Shun! Shuuuunnnnn! Shuuuuuunnnnnn-n!
Candy Mountain. It’s a land of sweets and joy…and joyness.
There are other’s that make less sense than the candy mountain one. Poor Charlie. Those evil little unicorns really had it in for him.
At least he gets his kidney back!
♫On the big Rock Candy mountain♫
*overloads the confetti cannon*
*fires at the scurvy dogs we’re takin’ over*
*safety*
Congrats Marius!
*Has an impressed* Wow Admiral you can drink champagne out of the bottle while hanging upside down??!! That is some kinda talent!!
How the heck did my comment get all the way down here??? Now it makes no sense!! Harumph!
It’s a slippery rope, Elsa.
She accidenty the BaconLube™. Told her that’s not where it goes.
I was all flustered with all the talk about pigs eating everything but teeth — the lube just slipped … I was trying to hand it over to the blue kitty … she love bacon in any form ….
Um…
I am going to be good and not read anything else into what you said. 
What fun is that??? I tried really hard to jump start the innuendo machine…
You don’t really have to jump start the innuendo here. It’s more of a jump on and ride that pony!!………er um, I mean…………:oops:
Hey — Your
didn’t work!!! I think riding the pony could get a little tricky with all that Bacon lube flyin around!!
Not down with the baconlube. I like fruity flavors.
*pouts about oops not working*
You have to make sure there’s at least one space before the first : and at least one space after the second :.
It’s the only way I can glug an entire bottle like Dragon without the bubbles coming out of my nose (and ears).
I could never manage that. I just sip it by the glass.
Work PC doesn’t show who powers the videos.
*readies the band for Marius*
*starts bubble machine*
*parade comes past, with floats of Marius*
*marching band follows behind*
*salutes and leads in front, on jeep*
*cannons fire*
What are “floats of Marius”?
You know, those large effigies they wheel out in parades.
Whew!! I thought that someone dumped him in a big glass of Root Beer!
I’m afraid I am not so good in the refreshing department. Sorry.
*dumps Marius in a big glass of Root Beer*
*tosses in two scoops of vanilla ice cream*
*tops with whipped cream*
Sounds refreshing to me!
*hands Ms B a straw*
*gives one to Marius*
*keeps one for herself*
Thanks everyone!
I’ll have my Marius float with two scoops of vanilla and whipped cream BFF.
*rope swings in*
Yarrr… a woop for the matey Marius.
*hits the deck*
*crawls out*
WATCH OUT FOR THAT D… ow, too late.
*orders a set of firement for jam*
hmmmmm — reaches up and grabs that pesky “t” There I think Jam will be happier now — Although, I am not sure what a set of firement would do to her …
I was going for mint flavored firemen, you know…firemen + mint = firement.
You don’t buy it either, do you?
*
Just … 
*
Hmmm… mint flavored firemen.
*buys it*
*drools*
I just thought you wanted your firemen fermented…weirdo.
Well, Ms. B, firemen do like a beer or three every now and then.
All you have to do is lick them to feel the effects of the fermentation.
Ms B – ROFL!!!
How much did the minty firemen cost? I want to know how many I can afford.
Minty fermented sounds like an idea.
1 fireman = $1
2 firemen = $1
1 firemen = $1
They call that Peppermint Schnapps Ms B.
*licks minty fermented firemen*
What a tastee treat! Do they come on a stick????
So……………same prices as the honey sticks?
Fair enough. I’ll take elebentytwelve of them thank you.
*brings straw for tasting formented minty blazefighters*
Ummmm… Marius — I’m not sure that you should be eating yourself on the Internet — maybe you should get a room and order room service…?/
*admires Marius’ flexibility*
I think Gracie must have given him a bendy straw …
Bend it like Beckham Marius baby!!
As long as you didn’t pull too hard…
*Leads Starfleet ships in flyby of parade, with Enterprise leading the formation*
*Ships skywrite “Woohoo Marius”*
*Ships fire torpedoes which burst into Fireworks*
Awesome!
*Stares in awe*
*is awestruck*
*awed woman out*
awed by clout
WOOHOO MARIUS!!!!
It’s always back and forth with you people!
They just need to learn to let go.
Some people are afraid of making a splash.
Ah Ms. B — its good to see you recovered from the dramatic fainting episode… Did the firemen all leave?
I hope not!
I keep coming back and forth from consciousness. They should stick around and make sure I’m ok.
I had a hard time leaving the last fail. I do so LOVE firemen. *sigh* *dreamy look off into the distance*
I will make sure that all they wear on the torso region are those red suspenders. It’s a hard job but I will take one for the team. No need to thank me or give me a Nobel Prize.
*gasp* Make me a calander of that, ok?
I would love to!!!
Orders 15 months calendar of me accepting the Nobel Prize.
And oh … *takes away ‘a’ from B3 and gives her an ‘e’*
She meant calendar? I thought she wanted a colander full of firemen!
*disappears back into the BMW with three of the firemen*
If you won’t let me see half naked Firemens with you then I don’t want to play anyway.
*blushingaboutrandomepoppinginmycalendar*
*callsmothertotattleaboutyounotsharingsexyhalfnakedfiremens*
*goestocornertopout*
*dials 333 to report stolen vehicle and firemen*
*shakes fist at xmas smurfette*
Hey! This one is mine – check the registration! I got it in the last fail! See, here’s my name ….L….E….I.. Oops!
*drivesawaywithaquickness*
*gives Leila an extra 3 for calling security*
Hmmm…I kept redialing…explains the busy tone I was getting. Thanks for the extra 3 … don’t expect it back.
*swings back around in the BMW*
*nears corner*
*reaches an arm out and grabs 3Bs*
Come along, sweetie! This one’s mine, but you can sit in the back with those two!
*drives off into the sunset*
*knew the fireman costume would work*
*snuggles up to handsome firemans in sexy suit*
*smells something familiar*
*looks up*
*gasp*
NO!!!!!!! Jon……………where are the REAL firemens?!!
Judy baby, I’ll give you squeezes for this when you’re not already occupied.
*carries off real firemens in fireman carry*
Yay Marius!!!
*tosses confetti*
*joins Avis*
Congrats on the PBF Marius.
YOU GO BOY!!!!
Hee!
There are some things you just shouldn’t do on a boat.
hmmmm…. what not to do on a boat? Tap dance? Oh, I know Rollerskate!!
Pogo sticks are also probably a bad idea.
Trampolines are a bad idea wherever you are, so maybe those.
Fireworks.
But people do it ALL THE TIME.
I know — Drilling an ice fishing hole in the bottom of the boat!!
I’m guessing Croquet is out.
No lumberjacks?
Leave the termite farm at home.
I don’t know — a chain saw carving contest on a boat would take on a whole new perspective…
Fire juggling?
Iceberg chasing.
Shoot, just huddling around bonfires are generally frowned upon, aren’t they?
Fire + Boat = Bad
Don’t rock the boat baby.
Yep — throwing rocks on a boat would be bad too.
Throwing them off though is perfectly fine.
No digging for gold.
Yep, yep, yep — that would be okay, probably preferred actually — *wonders why there are rocks on Avis’ boat*
Open heart surgery…or brain surgery…
Have you seen the ridiculously bad Bacarrdi commercial? Bunch of folks throwing great huge rocks off their boats, creating an island to party on.
No molotov juggling, then?
*Sigh* NOW what am I gonna do with all these bottles?
There are any number of gold diggers on yachts Gracie.
♫I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!♪
*swings arms side to side with bent elbows*
♫..♪.♫I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra♫♪♫♪
*squeeze*
Ninjas are everywhere.
If so they could really do my work for me.
Delivering hamburgers!
what you mean ninjas?
wow, Retarded microwaved dip stuck to a rope, Aren’t you supposed to let go?
titanic 2
King of the world!
*klonk*
I’ll never let go, Jack!
Who’s Jack?
My name’s Simon.
Draw something and make it come true!
Wrong Simon. . . Think whip and Dracula.
If you say so…
FiFtH!!!
PfffffffTh!!!!
Warning:
Moving parts
Not for ages or IQ’s under 8.
Wait, isn’t that profiling?
There is nothing wrong with profiling. Photographers and portrait artists do it frequently.
it’s a booze cruise loser bruise!
a land lubber landing flubber!Sail trail? Nay, fail!
Ale, please.
Swing by anytime!
Swing away, Leila, swing away.
*SAAAAAAAAAAAAWIIIIIINNNNG!!!!!!*
You’re back to toxic cocoa and the ignore button is new again? Did you get a new one?
You guys are swinging again?
That’s how Avis and I roll. We swing baby! We.Just.Swing.
Swingin’ in the rain, just swingin’ in the rain…
*swings him in the rain*
Wow.
He swings… he HITS! Oh, ladies and gentlemen, it’s a fail.
I am so……proud.
*sniff*
*single tear falls dramatically like*
Oh.
Different IP address I am afraid. Working from home today. *sigh*
Is that another way of saying “playing hooky”?
I wish! I am still working.
I have a terrible headache and congestion – I am stuffed up like a vegetarian turkey. 
*gives Leila some Goldenseal*
Is this for my fleas? Again?
*squeezesGracie*
No, Goldenseal is an herb that helps clean out your body. Nastiest stuff you’ve ever tasted, but it works very quickly! You can find it at health food stores.
Mirrors and Lasers.
*boops Jon on the nose gently*
No, silly. You drink it, Leila, and it’ll make you have to pee gallons and gallons. That’s if you manage to keep it down.
Germs just refuse to be anywhere near something that tastes as awful as Goldenseal does.
Ah. You’ve had it! I use it when I start to feel something coming on. Works like a charm.
Oh, so sorry to hear.
*feelbettersqueeze*
Sankoo!!!
I just need to buy me some new sinus plumbings…then all will be kosher.
*squeeze*
Soooo… I guess you won’t be buying porcine sinus parts …
Everybody wants prosthetic noses on their real nose?
I thought you cut the real nose right off and then used just the prosthetic nose … that way you can have different noses for different occassions … I think that the nose glue still need work though — you have to be really carful when you have a cold not to sneeze your nose off –
I think I heard a song about this. It was……..hmmm………….detachable nose? No that doesn’t sound quite right? All I know is you can leave it in your medicine cabinet to keep from getting into trouble.
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
Prosthetic noses on their nose
But everybody wants prosthetic
Noses on their real nose
And a rock to tie a string around.
@BbB — I thought of the same song!
♬
I saw my nose lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable nose.
♬
#I’m swiiiingiiiing awaaaa–# Gack!!
I’m on a boat, anyone?
The Love Boat?
Why not? Hope floats!
Nice.
Indeed.
Let’s see if the original post miraculously appears after I reply to it…
Without seeing the video, I’m guessing the summary is something like this:
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
*CRASH*
Owowowowowowowow
Am I right?
More like
Wheeeeeeeee … eeeeeeeUMPF!
…and then firemen (half nekkid) come to his rescue.
Ooooh – this story has taken a turn for the better!
Do you like your firemen in plain or mint flavor NS?
Is there a chocolate covered version? I think I’d like that best. That or topped with whipped cream.
We could toss them in the Root Beer like Marius. ^^
I don’t know. It’s fizzy and I wouldn’t want the bubbles to go up my nose when I’m trying to suck on my………..straw. For the float. The straw for the float.
I prefer my firemen with caramel sauce and whipped cream, thanks.
I posted. I see there’s a post from me. However, the post is blank.
*wonders what the BlogMonster is doing*
If you used the carets, but not quite the right way, you get that result sometimes.
Hmmm. Maybe I just need more caffeine.
I made some White Chocolate Peppermint Bark this morning. It was my first attempt, and it came out beautifully.
White chocolate peppermint bark?
*begs*
*sets out platter of White Chocolate Peppermint Bark for the Failpeeps*
U can haz!
*puts owt tray uv Wite Choklit Pepperming Meow fur Leila*
You can share that if you want to, Leila — but it’s ok if you want to keep it all to yourself.
YAY!!!!!
I would definitely share since it’s the holiday season and all…
*takes a couple of the Wite Chocklit Peppermint Meow and leaves some for sharing*
*wished no one noticed I accidenty the peppermint*
*noticed, but thought it wasn’t an accidenty*
You accidenty did what to the peppermint?
*eyes tray suspiciously*
She accidenty the WHOLE Peppermint, Judy.
She needs to use an action verb.
I was this close to making a “I’ll have what she’s having” joke, but decided against it.
Now see — that’s one nice thing about lolspeak. If you accidenty a word, people usually think you did it on purpose!
Dammit!!!! Now you tell me…
Wait, I didn’t think the same rules applied here. Do they? Or is it cuz it’s Christmas?
<- needs a Santa hat. 
<- him too.
*drooolllll*
Enjoying it’s meal?
*yoinks the extra apostrophe*
*feeds it to the BlogMonster*
Maybe that will satisfy it for a few more minutes.
Rope swings are quickly catching up to Nun-chucks in the list of failish items. So what are some others? So far I’ve got:
1. Nun-chucks
2. Rope swings
3. Safety
4. Trampolines
5. Pogo sticks
6. ???
Trucks
Bridges
BIkes
Skateboards
Weights
Wii remotes
Sports
Toilets
Moving.
(bowels?)
Fermented firemen.
Anything shaped like a Johnson. Wang. Woody. Weiner.
Take your pick.
What?
AE, I just wanted to tell you that the little santa hat on your avatar is just too perfect! I love it!
What what? Common fails, right? I gave my answer ala Austin Powers.
(My avatar is Jack Johnson…)
Jack does look pretty good with a little color.
Boats
Skateboards and bikes.
A refreshing experience!
Mint!
Potatoes
You forgot anything having to do with fire.
Footballs
Taking what is supposed to be a sexy photo with your toddler in the background.
Closet doors.
*steps on soapbox*
The Labour Party.
*steps off soapbox*
*Snickers*
…or a naked uncle…
eeewwwww. …
soccer chicas.
He has issues with letting go.
He couldn’t put the boat behind him…
Ha I have totally been on that ship and swing. Its a pirate ship in Aruba. My wife and I went on it, I’m just glad we remembered to let go! HA HA HA
♫Aruba, Jamaica.
Ooh I wanna take ya
to Bermuda. Bahamas.
Come on pretty mama!♪
LALALALALA I’m not listening!
OH WAIT!!! Are you talking about the Jolly Roger? I’ve been on that ship too!! Of course, I could see all the little jellyfish in the clear waters of the ocean and there was no way I was swinging into a pool of those things.
I have a thingy on one of my comments saying that it’s awaiting moderation. This is my first time seeing that. What did I do wrong there?
Did you use the dreaded “i” word?
You said “c0cktail” and you didn’t use a 0 in it. No wonder it was being moderated!
*washes BBB’s keyboard off with soap*
*innocent look*
What? It’s a movie. You know. 80′s. Tom Cruise. Bars.
The moderator here has been attacked repeatedly by me for the same thing. Unfortunately this has turned the moderator into a zombie, which by definition means it’s now brain dead and therefore less competent at doing it’s job. I don’t think anyone knows what all will set it off now, it’s like the blogmonster. It does what it wants.
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! i went on the Jolly Pirate too!
I have too!!!!
was just on it this summer (09)
also remembered to let go.
won the dance off where you have to wear the snorkel with the pirate poison!!!
good times.
So, um just to brag, since it’s so cold everywhere right now.
Only 90 days until my trip to Hawaii!!!
That is seriously what is going to get me through the snowy frozen months.
*starts drilling air holes in Ms B’s luggage*
Mama Bird has to go to Miami again in February, and I’m trying to figure out how to get her to take me with her! February in Chicago is just brutal!
I get to spend my February in France (and Bristol
)
Could be worse.
I would rather be in France or Bristol than here! At least there would be some culture to go with the cold.
*ain’t goin nowhere this winter*
*is firmly planted in the southern California landscape*
*refuses to be unearthed*
My sister moved to Colorado. When she left, she said she wasn’t worried about the snow because it only stuck around for a few days at most. I laughed. Next year, it only snows for a week or two. This year she finally admits it starts before Halloween and goes into the next year.
I. Ain’t. Budgin.
Is she in Denver? Because they TOTALLY get snow. I had to re-route an entire Christmas trip because of the snow in Denver one year. The train went through it just fine though. But not in the direction I wanted to go.
Colorado Springs – close enough for jazz.
Braggart!
*is very jealous*
he needs to put some bacon lube on that.
Boat-acious, man!
Boat-alicious, man!
What an idiot this guy is… Let go of the rope or suffer the consequences!
What are they gonna do, make him walk the plank? His feet would end up sticking to it!
I’m betting he looked down into the water and saw about 250 little jellyfish and decided the smack on the deck would be better than the stinging and peeing moment he would have later.
ho ho ho -- jollyfishFunny how 3 prostitutes in a row can bring so much joy this time of year, isn’t it.
Huuhh?
Next activity on the cruise: *snork*eling.
…and getting out of the sun for a bit and into the schadenfreude.
*snorkels*
*sees jollyfish*
*screams and flees*
whats the name of the movie in which a mathematican in an insurance or so falls in love with a indie girl that owns a cake-store or so and he seduces her with a guitar, and in the end it comes out that they are all part of a book a famous (female) writer wrote as her last book or so, but they are real at the same time, so in they end they are just preparing how to meet (the autor and the mathematican) i think.
does anyone know it?
Was it with the inevitable Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan?
I think the movie you’re talking about is Stranger Than Fiction with Will Ferrell and Emma Thompson, except Will Ferrell works for the IRS. Good movie.
thank you man, don’t know if i had found sleep today if i haven’t found out
When in doubt, go to imdb.com. Anything you ever wanted to know about movies is there.
Love that site.
I love to visit TVTropes.com. Like this like here… oh this is a good one too… *forgets about failblog and wanders around tvtropes.*
Love that movie!
Let go of the bloody rope dude.!
Like everyone else these days, his rate of return is on the ropes.
It was a swinging party till the end for him.
Aaaarrrrrr walk the rope wit ya.
Lumbar liquidators
Fat Kids are funny
That’s ARUBA!!!! niceeee!
OOOOOOOOOOO! Af-ar-aid to jump then afraid to let go.
Aboard the Fail boat !…literally…
Enough about the guy on the rope what about the hottie in the red swim trunks!! Epic win…
last place that this man should fall
I was there. It’s in Aruba. I’m not kidding.
Why does that kid remind me of Bobby Hill
ouch!! his coccyx!
Like everybody feels bad about it in the clip, but I would laugh my ass off
Man over board! Oh, wait… Never mind…
No shit its gonna hurt again…
There will be blood in the urine tonight.
It’s amazing to me how humans have the ability to foresee things that are going to happen, and most process the information at about the same rate. You could hear everyone let out a gasp a full second before he hit.
It looks like he dislocates his leg right at the end!
(black dude) Nice ass WIN!