But I thought it was “No Coke. Pepsi.” This throws everything off.
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A Pepsi machine carrying exclusively Coca-Cola products.
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PEPSI Rock!
pepsi loves coke
*Hits you over the head with mallet of epic winningness*
I have sworn to kill all first posters. I will make no exception for you. *pulls out THE BLADE OF EPIC WINNINGNESS!!!* NOW, DIE FOOL! *pwns DW* LET THIS BE AN EXAMPLE! NO FIRST POSTERS WILL ESCAPE THE NOTICE OF THE FAILBLOGGERS!
i see papers taped over the real things.
yeah! I did it! Coke sucks Pepsi rocks
Sir/ma’am you may now leave…
If I were pepsi I would have popped my lid!
I would have opened a can of whopass.
….explosively?
It would have shaken them up.
Better keep tabs on them.
Before they start pulling each other new rings.
Coke’s just trying to shake things up, and see if pepsi explodes. Because they’ve been jones-ing for a chance to Crush those guys for a while. This is going to be one of those cases where the Barq isn’t worse than the bite.
Well thank for getting to the root of the problem. Orange you glad its one of those issues we can solve. Instead of one ball its always seems like there are 7 up in the air and now we R C ing a return to normalcy. I would also like things to be more green in the soda biz, but reallly its still a carbon-nation.
This will get somebody canned …
All they are trying to do is push some buttons.
Anytime someone usees the terms “ass” and “explosively” even remotely related to each other, I get nervous.
pepsi’s cooler than that, they bottle up their anger
Not tin my opinion, I prefer Coke.
we are talking about the drink, right?
*whistles*
Umm yeah…
I know, a nice, innocent y oung lady like yourself would never think anything else, right…right?
You don’t know me, do you?
Mwahahahaha!
There you go being evil again. You know that brings a tear to my eye.
We are all evil in one capacity or another…..
Just one?
I like coke to coke-aine that is with whiskey and pepsi on the rocks:)
COOL STORY BRO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one do you mean? About the hooker with diarrhea?
fail
ahahhaa
DDD +1
We’re reliving the Cola Wars once again!
U drinking coke from Pepsi?! I want u to take the knife out of my
back when I turn around! Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh!
This is not a fail.
It is the victory of the righteous over the mediocre.
Or, something like that.
♫ Rock and Roller Cola Wars
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE ♫
or
♫ Georgie’s buying coke and Michael’s selling cola ♫
What!? Who ARE you?
This is a significant upgrade.
I for one can’t stand the taste of Pepsi, it reeks of aspartame and other nasty stuff. Coke has only one nasty chemical (phosphoric acid) that you feel on your teeth, but if you flush it with something, it’s a nice drink. Yeah, a drink you need to flush down means it’s definitely not perfect, but compared to crap from Pepsico it’s so much better.
huh? What’s you’re point? Both Diet Coke and Pepsi have aspartame/nutrasweet and as for regular cokenpepsi, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, blah, blah, blah
There’s Pepsi Throwback, which uses pure cane sugar, dear…
Coke with regular sugar too, but from Mexico, best with a brackfas burrito, am told
Ha ha! When I was stuck in Japan we would travel two hours to get to Tokyo, to visit the American Pharmacy in Ueno Station. American Pharmacy carries lots of foreign food and beverages and we would stock up on Mexican Coke and American Cherry Coke. Not fun carrying it home on the train but so much better than Japanese Coke. Which is super cheap, and super nasty >_<
Nice fails finish last.
22nd
If someone can explain why any comments related to cheeseburgers are filtered, please do so.
no clue, now if it was fur-burgers with thighs on the side, then maybe.
Are you saying they are filtered out automatically at the time you make your comment – in which case just spell it differently – or are you saying a human moderator has removed it after reading it? If the latter, then we would like Failblog to let us know their policy on cheese and burgers.
I think it might have had to do with “how I said it”
I just wrote “cheeseburgah” one after another but without any other comments, maybe if you do that the automatic filters won’t post it.
no flies, CHEEEEPS
Obviously taken from the Twilight Zone. (Look, the drinks are sparkling!)
*headbutts vampire*
Major Coke up.
It’s a Coke and bull story if you ask me.
Somebody has been telling coketails….
(mine is a mojito)
make mine a mind eraser. fun to race with.
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Please talk about the picture! Sheesh! You’d never catch us making random comments like this.
*runs after fluffy bunnies*
I like fluffy bunnies, they taste good in stirfry
spam and racism in one post, bonus.
@ spamgirl2012: we need the guy from that soccer kick fail to kick your spam outta here.
I bet you’re neither a girl, nor sexy. You’re a fat little loser who is too lazy for a decent job and therefore tries to get people to his stupid website. Stop spamming, or your personal doomsday will come WAY before 2012.
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I meant spam, racism and Engrish…doucheism WIN.
you fail.
that was pointed at that spam fyi, lol. my bad.
in the words of Daffy…
Duck off
These are MY words?! Cool, that means everyone who uses them has to pay me a dime. WOOHOOO!
I can write you a cheque for $0.02c. Any good to you?
If everyone does that everytime they use those words – yeah! HELL yeah!
hab or brit, Jam? infuriating minds want to know.
maybe it IS directed at the picture…
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Noway noway!
way.
You have to love inter-refreshment relationships.
I swear, I wrote cheeseboigah, cheeseboigah, cheeseboigah, 4 times and it filtered it out, and it will be (by far) the be snappiest comment I will ever make. Oh well, that’s my last John Belushi tribute for the night.
Belushi/Bill Murray
Maybe it the way you said it.
right, if I said it 3 times, Beetlejuice woulda shown up.
But only if you live in a minature town.
Cheater, that’s obviously on a Navy ship. You can see the Navy Cash card reader where the dollar slot should be.
Errr…. and that changes what exactly?
doncha know? Trademarks, contracts and other property mean nothing on the open seas!
Click my name.
Hehehe
I didn’t realise Czuhc was a singer. I’m not sure he was dancing the hornpipe though.
lol nice
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Much cleaner grammar in this one, but still douche-y…good luck to you as well in your awkwardly named website.
So, Coke is getting under Pepsi’s skin.
IT’S BACK!! GBF, where’s that hammer?
coke is taking over… next thing you know, instead of doing your taxes, the tax people will just give you 24 packs of coke
no thats a WIN duh COKE FTW!!!
I prefer Pepsi!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL =)
I’d say that this is a WIN
The Real Fail is the title. The SNL skit is No PEPSI, ONLY COKE.
Wrong.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78golympia.phtml
Actually, it’s both… Traditionally it was “NO COKE, PEPSI,” and then one of the last ones switched it up as the punchline for the sketch. It’s not the most well-known of that series of sketches, I guess, but it’s one of the last ones they did.
@ “both” skits on SNL…correctamundo!
I like Coke better, so I’d say that’s a win.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, but they wouldn’t give it to me!!!
By the way, the skit is a parody (or whatever) of a real restaurant… Billy Goat Tavern.
OK, I haven’t read any of the above comments.
First thing I thought when seeing this picture: This is a WIN. Things can only get better by putting a real Coke inside instead of this mineral water they call “Pepsi”.
This looks like one of the soda machines we have on my ship (USS Enterprise CVN-65). Alot of times they just stock it with whatever they have on hand and change the pictures for the buttons accordingly, the machines were just originally Pepsi.
looks like a win to me..
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whats the big deal. some liberal arts student with too much time on their hand scotch taped some pictures of coke cans on the machine.
this is a win, not a lose.. pepsi sucks
Definately From a US Navy Ship. It has the NavyCash card reader in it. When you are at sea for several months at a time, whatever you have, goes in the machine. You will see coke in pepsi machines, pepsi in coke machines, etc. Just cross your fingers and hope that the button you push actually gives you the soda that is on the picture
You sure this isn’t a WIN?
cheeseburger
I SAY WINNNN!!!
actually the thing is if the pepsi company goes there and sees its cooler being used exclusivley for coke products, someone can get sued, i know this because my dad owns a restaurant and we have a coke cooler and we’re only allowed to use coke products in that cooler. retarded laws, maybe its because we live in nj -_-
trademark laws are nationwide/international. Contracts also cover those arrangements, its not just new jersey.
Everyone knows that Coke is NOT Pepsi!
Am I the only one that is painfully aware that this is fake? The pictures of the Coke cans are blatantly attached to the outside of the machine. This was probably some “prank” pulled by a 6th grader. Glad to see it sparked such exciting / stupid conversation though.
Coke’s Win!
Pepsi’s Epic Fail!
way to go stoking the correct product. at least you got the best soda in the machine.
i read half the comments, didn’t find anyone who was smart enough to notice it was faked, came to the bottom to write a comment and saw what i was going to write two posts above me. MLIA. It should actually be either not on Failblog, or posted as a “WIN”. This post is too long but no one will actually read it. BTW reason, im no genius, and this is my first post on this site, but there is always at least 60% interesting/stupid commentary that is entirely unrelated to the FAIL. I think that’s the point. xtra points for actually looking at the picture though.
actually a couple people said it was fake. There are always comments that something is photoshopped, but I don’t see how this one is, if that is even important.
The real fail is no root beer!
Its nice to see that pepsi knows witch product taste better and suplies it to the masses lol
EPIC WIN!!!
Actually at the original Billy Goat’s Tavern (the inspiration for the SNL skit), it is “No Pepsi, Coke”
My dad works for pepsi……>:3