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we shall not be movedLol, I wont get hurt
Please don’t hurt me Playa’s
Damn it, I’m sick of this video. That player did what he was INSTRUCTED TO DO. It’s the player to his left that disobeyed and moved too soon.
ya i know he did what he was coached to do i saw the same thing when i went to georgia vs central michigan in 2008 and the linemen had to not move so that the ref wouldnt make the wrong call.
There’s a reason cats chase laser pointers, but it’s still comical and funny. Just because there’s a reason behind why these guy stayed put, it is still funny to watch.
Agreed–I’ve seen the offensive lineman from FSU pull this move many times this season, and most of the time the TV commentators 1) think it’s hilarious and that somebody screwed up, or 2) actually know a thing or two about an offensive line’s strategy and discipline and they acknowledge that the reason the lineman stay put is because someone from the defense jumped into the neutral zone. By sitting still and not moving, the offensive linemen are supposed to highlight the fact that a foul was committed to the ref, who may or may not always make the call without this kind of over-reacting. FSU has used this technique to get several first-downs this season, and I’m surprised at the reaction of so many internet sites/comedians making fun of this one lineman.
It’s frustrating, I’m sure, for this guy, because he was doing what he was trained to do, and it looks like maybe a close call as to whether there was actually any encroachment into the neutral zone by the defense, and you can tell that his offensive lineman buddy hesitates… Nevertheless, the real “fail” here is by the FailBlog and all the other folks out there who are so quick to act on faulty assumptions.
I know nothing about football so I am really glad someone explained it. I understand your frustration.
Also happy to read this, I was wondering WTF was up. Thanks for the clarification.
Thank you, now I know whats going on. I don’t know anything about football. =(
Sure, that makes sense… but clearly the officials weren’t throwing a flag within a second or two, and he still didn’t move. I can understand the idea of drawing the D offsides, but once the play is clearly on, he’s hurting his team.
That’s really the bottom line. Sure, do what you can to draw attention to the situation you think should be flagged, but past a certain point you’re doing no one any good. And whatever FSU has been trained to do, you don’t see linemen in the NFL doing this.
wow i had no idea i though it was just a mistake
I see. I was curious. Thanks for explaining Micah.
That all may be true, but it’s still funny as hell to watch.
I concur I know nothing about American football but guess it was part of the play, still laughed my ass off though.
I just thought he had to poo.
You have to admit, when you don’t know about football, it is funny to watch and you think there is something wrong with this guy.
Nonetheless, before making fun of him in my mind I came to see the comments to get an explanation. It pays not to judge too fast.
i made fun of him first, then decided to check the comments because i was just as confused as everyone else who doesnt know this strategy
So, the reason he looks like a complete and utter tool is that he’s attempting to manipulate the referee long past the point where it obviously didn’t work?
Thanks for the explanation; I always like to know WTF is going on with some of these entries. Nevertheless, I remain convinced that this is indeed a big ol’ FAIL.
I wouldn’t say the Fail is on the part of FailBlog, considering the entire point of FailBlog is to manipulate things (i.e. take them completely out of context) to make them seem funnier than they really are. Same with America’s Funniest Home Videos. If we knew the context of a lot of the posts on FailBlog, they would no longer be AS funny. But they would still be funny.
Thanks for the clarification, but the video is still hilarious, and I don’t think it’s a FailBlog fail. If anything, it should just be changed to “Commentator Fail.” We all know they’re idiots 90% of the time, anyway.
True that.
Bingo. It’s sometimes also used to throw off the defensive line. I’ve seen plays where the offensive line’s “move” was to freeze in their stance and slowly topple forward. Funny as heck to watch and sometimes it works. Saw it get a touchdown because the defense was watching for the offense to move, the line held position like statues, and the offense ran the ball in unopposed. You’ll see a lot more of this stuff in college than the NFL. Makes it fun to watch, even if the players are still rough around the edges.
Thanks for the explanation, i also thought he did it on purpose.
well done
Thanks for the video to clarify what I meant–the strategy makes more sense when all the linemen play their part…
Ah, nice explanation. I just thought he was trying to fart without shitting himself.
I’m glad I got to see the vid and lol b4 u explained it
Yeah, there was no encroachment, no jump or lining up in the neutral zone… Granted, that’s with my Monday Morning Quarterback’s hat on, of course.
Coach Trickett did this at WVU all the time. If done correctly, it demonstrates a very discipline offensive line
That was a great explanation – it’s actually shocking that this has been made into a big deal, because it’s not like the guy just fell asleep in his stance. He obviously had a reason to do what he did. It definitely looks funny, and to people who don’t understand football would think it was bizarre, so thanks for providing this clarification.
Boohoo! Of all the things misinterpreted and misunderstood in the world, this should be the least of your worries, my friend. Just imagine, some people think Shakespeare sucks! This error is endlessly more tragic. Just enjoy the game and have a laugh.
Meanwhile, during their display of discipline, the quarterback gets destroyed. Great strategy. What’s FSU’s record against Florida the last 6 years?
After the play has been going for several seconds, and nobody is within 10 yards of you, it might be a good idea to go hit someone. But at least he got a pat on the back from the o-line coach after game film review time.
WronYou are not taught to stay in your stance AFTER the ball is snapped. The truth is he was out of it. knocked sill on the previous play
While it is a legit football tactic to not move if you think the defense is encroaching, once the play starts and there is no flag, an o-lineman who doesn’t move is just making the defense’s job that much easier. So, yes, this particular lineman did fail becuase his job on that play was to run block, not stand there trying to get a flag that was not forthcoming. I just hope he does it again on 1 Jan
lol yes, but your claiming this wasn’t a fail?
I saw no flag being thrown!
It did work against UNC; the entire line just stayed in the stance and got the offsides call.
Wrong.. Nobody is instructed to stand still while the play is going on! He was knocked out of his wits on the previouse play and ended up leaving the game.
funyn enough he didnt.
but maybe he really had to fart….
♪ I am a rock
I am an island ♪
He was a zombie lineman – we have a terrible sense of time.
ZA! Catch!
*Tosses ball at ZA*
*gets hit in the head with the ball*
*looks confused*
*safety*
*holds up arms*
yes, ZA, safety third
That was better than last time!
I say, you may be rebuilding the reflexes you had in life!
Well, that could just be that you ate a jittery man’s brain…
Would that brain be jello-like?
Ohhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!
Does a Moomin playing football make shoestring tackles?I misread it as linesmen and thought it was about ’66. :p
Horrible time to be getting your kicks.
ZZZZZZZZzzzzz..
Oh wait was I suppose to be doing something?
I thought he pulled an EA sports and just glitched out for a second.
gotcha!
MISS!
*whacks with oversize frying pan*
*scuttles off*
This post absolutely made my day.
*squeezes the wily Moomin*
Moomin Season?
Never.
Sorry, I meant mormon season.
HEY!!!
Oh fine, Macarena season.
Anyone have a problem with that?
*stops dancing*
WHUT?!?
Macaroon season!
*hands out cookies*
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Fire!
Heart
With your powers combined…!
…Bon Jovi
♫Shot through the heart and you’re to blame Darlin’ you give love a bad name ♪
Marconi season!
(That’s what Coyote wants for christmas.)
Darnit. I already bought him one of those self-propelled mechanical vehicles he’s heard so much about, and put a big red bow on it.
You mean a horseless carriage?
*Returns pony*
and I got him a gift certificate to ACME….
So no hungry horses to feed?
*Takes grain back*
now just wait a minute….
Come back, Marius!!
Darn. I was going to eat that pony.
Qwaz, you could see if ZA knows any vegetarian zombies. I hear they like Grrrraaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss.
*nickers*
For AA: A wireless telegraph? That’s just science fiction.
For Dilly: *steals nickers and dashes off*
*clears throat*
I thought this one had already been posted
Think what you want, but it is not true.
He was proving a point:
He can not be touched.
it looked more like he HADN’T been touched. were they playing freeze tag?
whitness your doom feeble moomin!
*offers Moomin a whiteness protection program*I don’t think he’s a licensed witless.
Or, you know, do. N-t head today.
:[
*poke*
*tickle*
Pretty new avatar there, sis!
*holiday squeeze*
Back at ya!
Ooooo Festive MsB!
just chillin’
outstanding in his fieldDr. “How are you feeling?”
Lineman “I’m fielding just fine”
Grazing in the grass?
Hazing through the grass?
ouch mah head!
ADMIRAL!!! YAY!!!
that is one of the most apt Powered Bycaptainscaptions evah*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*lifts hailfail banner with fairy lights*
That was a very specific comment…it’s funny to see it come back in such an appropriate manner! Woohoo!
Wooo-Hooooooo, Admiral!!!
I’m glad you’re here to see it!
*waves pompoms in the Admiral’s general direction*
(that’s a private joke)
(a pretty rank one, at that)
I’m pretty sure an Admiral can outrank a lolcatburglar…but both are completely superior officers. *squeeze*
Awww. Thanks salute!
I like this circumstance…
*double dipper squeeze*
You’re here!!!
It’s being an interesting day on Failblog.
*smoochy-squeeze*
It’s been a day and a half!
*squeezy-smooch*
And…I have to leave for a bit.
Carry on everyone!
*utterly bored voice*
Woohoo. Admiral. Yay. For the elebenty time.
Mr Apparent Woop sass!
Oh, don’t be such a Scrooge!
*pops open champagne*
*pours Arthur some bubbly*
*ǝʌıɹɹɐ oʇ ןɐɹıɯpɐ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʇıɐʍ*
To the Admiral!
*sip, sip, squeeze*
*fills ZA’s confetti cannon with tinsel and popcorn-cranberry strings*
This should be a good way to get the blog decorated for christmas without a lot of effort.
(Lolkitties…stay away from the tinsel!!)
*batbatbats at tinsel*
*is careful not to eat the tinsel*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
¡ʎuıɥs ¡ooo
*sǝıɹɹǝquɐɹɔ puɐ uɹoɔdod sɯou*
*sǝןʞuɐ s,ɹnɥʇɹɐ sǝןʞɔıʇ*
WOO-HOO!! YAY Admiral!!
*tosses tinsel around*
*finds confetti cannon loaded and ready to go*
*stares confused for a while*
*safety*
*can’t figure out why DW hasn’t lit it yet*
*timidly lights it and dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats AA!
I didn’t want to steal your thunder! This is what YOU do…I pop the champagne and you pop the cannon.
*starts bubble machine*
We should do that the next time he powers a fail. As if we need to fuel his desires further.
His desires wouldn’t be the only ones being fueled.
*snork*
*checks watch, waits for parade*
Is it here yet? I don’t hear anything…
Did I miss the Enterprise?
*squeezes for all my friends*
Nope, the parade it is scheduled to fly over hasn’t shown up.
Congrats on the power though AA!
*Ska-wheeze!*
*Tips hat to AA*
*Tips AA to hat*
Thanks everyone! I’ve been having a very busy (and not so pleasant day), but that’s all but forgotten, now!
*SQUEEZE!*
Awww. Well, I’m glad you were able to make it to your own party!
*squeeze!*
I refused to join the festivities until your arrival. Let’s make with the endless glass of champagne shall we?
:hic:
Aww, tanks, Leila!
*cracks champagne bottle on the fail*
The festivities are officially underway!
Festivus for the Best of us!
And the airing of no grievances! Now, for the feats of strength.
*sniff sniff* yup, I am strong.
Narcolepsy Win!
Is that what really happened?
Nah…he just thought they were playing a game of statues.
*runs away from thread*
Too bad his statue has no limitations
He was never the same after the they played the Birmingham Basilisks.
theIs it a permanent stutter step AA?
All this time I thought that game was against the Middleton Medusas.
They both have faced stiff competition this year…I get them confused.
Fortunately their stonewall defense has kept the games close.
One team beat them handily, and now others are trying to mirror their success.
Their defenses are doing a pretty good job of shielding the quarterback, though.
Which is fortunate for them. Without him, the rest of the team loses their heads.
The Middleton Medusas don’t respond well when their coaches badger them.
Yeah…I’ll bet they’re petrified of him.
Hey — everyone (well – at least those I see right here) has a new avitar — me too — all dressed up for Xmas!!
On the up side, they play well in freezing conditions.
What? He *told* them to play gneiss.
You’re look rockin’ in your new threads, elsamama.
I look like I are not smart.
*averts eyes*
*tosses a gerund up to the Admiral*
Can’t take good grammar for granite!
Do they sell stationary in the team’s giftshop?
Hopin’ I won’t be the one frozen in place on the way home …
or, maybe I want to be — I have to have a joint meeting with my Ex tonight. I told the evaluator no one ever puts us in the same room cuz at some point he will get offensive – last time he told the mediator if he found out I had been killed it would make him happy….
Tell the S.O.B. that won’t save him, you’ll still haunt his a$$.
(Never let him see you unhappy Elsamama; your happiness will piss him off)
*Squeeze*
After all…that’s what we do to trolls.
*big supportive squeeze for Elsa_Mama*
*whacks out AK-47 concealed in pocket*
*takes away AK*
*eats it*
:[
*pokepoke*
*tickletickle*
Don’t fill up on AK, there’s an adult movie star course on its way.
Pocket ping pong?
*shoots wildly at the moomin*
As much as I’d like to stay and be shot, I don’t want to.
I think maybe those were shots of your favorite beverage … maybe … I mean its the Internet — make them shots of whatever you want!!
*makes them into shots of Cabo*
*downs them in honor of WN*
Tab and Jack, coming up!
Toss me a Fresca, please?
You know, I get home from work and this place has been overrun with either 12 a-holes or one industrious one in my absence, I don’t think it matters which–and then my post where I GIVE DRAGON A FRESCA gets moderated???
Ok, I think I get it.
Gladly! *toss, underhand so as not to hurt the awesome*
I need a good Fresca c*cktail for when it’s warm enough to hang out by the pool and wear sweatbands.
*fields the c*cktail mid-air*
FANKOO! Gawd, I was waiting forever for this!
*glares at blogmonster*
*glares and slowly drinks a Fr*sca at it*
RED LIGHT!
SIMON SAYS!
RED ROVER!
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
UNO!!!
Checkmate.
Go Fish!
Olie olie oxen free!
YAHTZEE!
King Me!
Snap!
Freeze tag!
Guten tag!
Bloody MURDER!!!!
…. which is a game kinda like hide and seek that you play in the dark… with lots of running to base and screaming and yelling of the name of the game …
BINGO!
Rest in peace.
Dodge Ball!
Cootie!
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
SORRY!
Oh, I win!
Par, Cheesy?
Of course you did. I wanted to be the shoe. *pouts*
Racecar all the way, baby.
*Zoomswithaquickness*
I dont think an AK is realy a healthy thing to be eating
That was just an aperitif for me. Try to continue what you’re doing and you will be dinner.
*stands by AE in solidarity*
Wow! Even a veggie! MH is in trouble.
No one can hurt Moomin.
*joins Leila and AE with shiny silver nutcrackers*
A veritable line of defense.
With one very pissed off Smurfette!
Nobody, but nobody messes with our Moomin!
*stands with feet apart, arms crossed, glaring at the offender*
*charges type-3 phaser*
*stokes the fires*
*gets the burnt remains scraper*
*wields the shellacked mackerel menacingly*
How’re your eyes feeling Avis? You may need a little more firepower than the mackerel today.
Would you prefer the non-shellacked half-rotted whale? Because I could totally bring that.
Well, it looks like our benevolent PTB are taking good care of us.
I thought it might come to requiring some of your glower power.
I figured with Dragon stoking the fires that wouldn’t be needed. Only once has the glower and the fooom been used simultaneously, on the same offender.
That, and some ashes floating around…
*Phases in and out of the conversation*
Thinks about the power of this fully operational battle station.
*squeezestoall*
Thanksyou!
ok then you don’t have to be shot
*pulls a flaming baceball bat from hoodie*
See the blue ‘reply’ button in the lower right corner in the comment? USE IT!!!
OK OK keep yaw socks on
narcolepsy.
He has it.
You can ha-*snore*
♬ Stop! In the name of love
before you break my heart ♬
♫ Freeze Frame! . . . ♫
*runs after the moomin shouting HARGENSPLARGEN!*
If you google “hargensplargen”, this is the only result. Genius!
Ok, a recap would be nice, considering my video player has spazzed today.
A truck crashes into a bridge.
and runs over a troll….
*sigh*
I love that channel.
…and misses the goal entirely…
and he went over the handlebars.
…and crashed into a fence casting p3nis shadows.
Before that, someone threw a tennis racket and hit his head.
Wait…he misses the troll entirely?
That’s not the station we were watching, BBB
*snork*
A lineman plays statue after the snap…still in his stance.
A TV news anchor says something embarrassing.
A guy falls off a bicycle.
I read that (twice, actually) as “A guy falls off a blonde.”
*snork!!*
*doublesnork!*
A guy eats WHAT?
The living … a guy eats out of WHAT?
You guys are terrible…
But ya gotta love ‘em, ya know?
*squeezes adjacent smart-alecks*
A squirrel lost his nuts!
Were they lost or busted? It’s an important distinction. If he lost them, poor squirrel. But if he was out BUSTING a nut, well, it sort of changes things there doesn:???:
This is true…
*squeezies to all SA*
A boat sank.
Just another soccer fail.
With the 2nd overall pick the Detroit Lions pick…
Too late: The Cleveland Browns already have him.
their noses
*takes a swing at the moomin*
*blocks*
*raises fist*
*giggles*
*slowly squishes MH with one finger*
*uses high powered cuting laser to chop off finger*
Hey!! He needs that finger for driving!!
*re-attaches finger for AE with super glue*
Thanks!
*wags finger at several trolls*
It’s perfect!
Actually, Arthur already has cute fingers. We know…we saw the pictures. He doesn’t need a cuting device for them.
Ssssht! Damn it Dragon, I’m trying to act tough and you call my fingers “cute”?
Oh please. You don’t have to “act” tough. If anyone can be tough with cute fingers and a cute…*ahem*…well, other actively cute characteristics, it’s you. :p
We don’t have to point them out.
You saw Arthur?? I am so jealous! I don’t know whether it would be really cool meeting the FailPeeps in person (or at least see their real pictures) or uncomfortable. On the surface, a FailPeeps convention/gathering is an interesting idea.
Oh, and can I just say how much I am digging everyone’s festivosity?
*sets up egg nog stand*
*dons hat with dangly mistletoe thingy*
*waits*
*smooch!*
Do you have something other than nog though? Blech.
Oh, certainly. *rummages through shelves*
I have eggtinis, eggaritas, egg sours, eggwhite wine, egg on the beach, fuzzy eggs, and Zima.
What’ll ya have?
I’m a fan of the nog. Some for me please?
*bats eyes at the sly feline theif.*
*ducks to avoid being hit by batted eyes*
*serves a ginromous noggin of nog*
Shanks laughingkittythief!
Thanky!
*takes a Zima and wanders off in search of more mistletoed peeps*
*hastily sets up mistletoe stand next to egg nog stand*
*SMOOCH!!*
*smooches other cheek*
Oh…you smooched her on the cheek?
It was shaped like a cheek at the time.
I’ll have you know I had to climb up on a chair to wipe the lipstick off my forehead.
*runs awah fromArthur and places Pug under mistletoe*
*sidles up to LC*
*looks expectantly*
Places anothe pug under the mistletoe*
*Detonates Bomb pack*
Schnauze.
*points sternly to the “NO EXPLOSIVES” sign*
*replaces singed mistletoe with a fresh sprig*
*smooches lolcatburglar while under the mistletoe*
*fleeswithakwickness*
Oh, and there’s bûche de noël in the breakroom.
LOL, that is full of win.
*smooches LCB on cheek*
Can I get my drink without the egg or the nog?
*shrugs*
*hands over a glass of nutmeg*
Umm.. thanks, but I was hoping for just rum.
*sigh*
*takes back glass*
*fills it with rum*
*picks out bits of nutmeg*
*hands back*
How should I know, I’ve only had it once.
*Smooches LCB’s cheek*
One large nog, please.
*squeeze*
Here you go! Would you like to sample our new bacon nog?
He was the only guy on the team that realized the quarterback didn’t say “Simon says hike”.
I will never understand the rules of American soccer.
*snickers*
baseball too…
American football players score more.
Rugby union is a game played by men with oddly shaped balls …
HEY! I was just going to post that!
GMTA, festive starfishy!
Great minds indeed.
Goddam quarterback won’t take my parking space again.
O.T.
So, the other night we flipped on the radio to listen to Christmas music, only to find out it was Showtunes Saturday instead. I didn’t turn it off soon enough and have had this stuck in my head for days.
♪♫ Go go go Joseph, you know what they say!
Go go go Joseph, you’ll make it some day!
Sha na na Joseph, you’re doing fine,
You and your dreams are ahead of your time. ♪♫
For those of you who know it, welcome to my hell.
For those who don’t, consider yourself blessed.
♪There’s one more angel in heaven. There’s one more star in the sky. But Joseph the things that you stood for, like truth and light never die.♫
♪ I don’t know how to love him ♪
I just realized that I’ll be insulting Ms B pretty soon…
*squeeeeeeze!*
That’s why it’s best not to reply to the troll’s comment directly. I go the long way around. Hehe!!!!
…and it’s good that you are giving Ms B a warning of what’s to come. She can prepare for the emotional affliction you are about to bestow on her.
Hee hee! It’s still funny to see!
I can’t stop laughing, I was seriously shocked for a second…
I dont care if i get banned. BIATCH! happens all the time and it dont work. GERMAN BIATCH!
Another fan! Sorry to hear you’re not welcome anywhere. Not surprised, but sorry. Wait no – not sorry.
Actually he is wanted. By all those who do not appreciate your ignorance, arrogance and dry dull ‘wit’.
AND the police.
*sneaks into Scotty’s post with pencil*
*erases ‘L’*
*sneaks back out of post*
excuse me miss, is that your L?
How are Sparta and Loki?
Did you just get the ‘ell out of there?
Aaaand another one! Do I have to sign autographs?
You can sign my anus.
I’d need a bigger pen, since it’s so… baggy.
Your pen-is never going to get any bigger. It will be tiny forever.
Well, if AE knew he would be playing in a cathedral he would have brought a bigger organ.
*snickers*
They say fame comes at a price. Yours and Moomin’s fans far outweigh the psycho stalkers.
can't we just get along, you ignorant, arrogant, and dry dull twit?*nudge nudge* *tries to get to AE for solidarity*
*something enormous and smelly in the way*
*can’t get around obv’s ego*
Long distance love for you AE!!!
*scoops up BBB and flies her to Arthur’s side*
There ya go, sweets.
Thanks for the lift DW. I always wanted to do that. Too much Eragon reading or something.
Ignore.
Ignore.
Ignore.
^^there and V there…
Emails have been sent, Leila. *squeeze*
*ThankYouSqueezies*
I felt like we forget what to do in case of infestations.
It has been a while since we’ve had to deal with one.
So what is different today I wonder.
Snow day. Kids stay home from school, methinks.
Oh great. In that case I can’t wait for the Christmas break to start.
Anyone remember the last week or two right before school let out for the summer? This time, it’s cold and nasty outside.
I’m glad I made it before the vanishing act.
Just barely.
Awww man! I won’t be able to find a hat to fit SpongeBetty!
Someone please report that certain hunter to PTB for me? Can’t stop what I am working on right now.
Hes done nowt wrong. BIATCH!
He’d better stop going to practice without his helmet.
He wore the helmet the wrong way. How’s he supposed to see when to move?
Arthur do you remember that one time ages ago when you got all upset and was like ‘why would you try to ruin something that does indeed mean a lot to me’ You were basically crying on the blog. All the regulars were comforting you. I think you had a breakdown. Now THAT was funny! ROFLCOPTER!!
I do remember. So that was you? Or why else do you bring that up? Oh and no, there were no tears, just utter inability to understand.
Oh come on man. You were like a hurt little lamb. You were openly weeping in search of sympathy.
Hey Mr. Maleficent, do you remember when you had a shot at life and you opted to stay at home to diddle your fiddle? Now that was sad, but why take it out on us?
Do any of you remember the petition?
*Sulks*
I caused that many moons ago. Was one of my fav blogs. Ever!!! FTW. I’m an awesome troll.
I smell what you’re cookin Leila. There is plenty of cake in the breakroom. I bet this infestation has something to do with the multitude of school closures today due to snow.
Naaah. That’s just one guy.
No he not just one guy. Hes one hundred men contained in one hunky body. Anyway, its been emotional but i gotta go.
Once again u lot lived up to expectations. Spanks a lot.
You’re probably right. How sad.
♫ It’s like I told you,
only the lonely can troll . . . ♫
*is suddenly reminded of the inflatable fail*
*shudders at the memory*
That was one of the first fails I ever commented on. Different name, rank n0ob, but it was me. Not fun, though.
*closes Ms B’s shudders*
Is that this water damaged thing I found with all the signatures on the bottom half of it? I was wondering what it was …
Why look, there’s my signature. I do believe you’re correct ZA. We may need to print that off again and get fresh signatures.
Um … I’m not sure that damage was from water.
Don’t laugh, he was having a stroke!
You, out of all entities, could have avoided that!
No he couldn’t. BIATCH!
No, things would have to be programmed in God# instead for that to be avoided.
Florida State suffers from a rare form of E.D. – narcoleptic tackle.
This guys really stick to his position
·♪ ♫ And the WichitaFlorida lineman…
is still on the li-i-i-i-ine! ♫ ♪
Well, I’m just full of html fail today!
Somebody hug me, please?
NObodys hugging you. BIATCH!
*hughughughug*
*hugsNObodyAndJudy*
Um…
I am scared.
Why are you scared?
*wraps Judy in ShamWow’s*
*squeezes*
*smurfysqueezes*
The tag you’re looking for is strike.
*SQUEEEEEEEZE!*
Nothin’ but love for ya Judy!!
*hughughughug*
*hugs Judy very tightly*
*lovin’-hugs for Judy!*
*JUCY HUG!*
*squeeze*
"del"You mean like this?<strike>You mean like this?</strike>
I figured the blog would translate those (I didn’t know <strike> would print like that). Learned something new today, thanks!
Ancient lolcat secret.
Wait a minute, I see that box of Calgon behind your back.
As long as it’s not a box of Corectol!
Some hotshot.
For those who do not know – this is American as in US Soccer!!!!
I thought it was Bowling for Dollars?
Its not. BIATCH!
See? This is what might happen if sexual frustration is enormous – and the dong is too small to actually wank.
*stern mom-like voice*
AE, what did you learn about not feeding the trolls young man?
*gives him chocolate chip cookies*
Come, there is cake in the breakroom.
No Leila!! It’s totally true. I read it in the Dean Koontz novel “The Bad Place”. It’s a medical condition. He’s feral or something like that. It’s one of the things that happen when parents are also siblings.
And may I please have a cookie, please thankyou?
Yes you may.
*gives NObody who is new to me a bunch of chocolate chip cookies*
Thanks Leila. Sorry. I had an identy crisis. Someone said something about nobody hugging nobody and I was hugging and since I was hugging, that meant I had to be nobody and then I was nobody and I forgot that I was Bopper!!
*still loves the run on sentences*
*stares at sentence for a while*
*comprehends it – eventually*
Your sentences run? Mine just walk…and very slowly at that.
*squeeze B3*
It may be a leftover from my breif and illustrious stoner daze. LOL
*squeezetheglitteryfairlyfairylightLeila*
He shouldn’t have gone to that Disaster Area concert last night.
You’ve heard of the new movie “Blind Side”, this guy is the subject of an even newer film titled “Deaf Side”.
Boy did I go a long way to make a stupid joke.
... Starfish goes to the Far Side.Far out!!!!
Maybe he’s spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Haha, its those damn madden games. Glitches and lags like crazy.
If only he knew that Judy and her ET Finger was right around the corner.
I just can’t watch.
*covers eyes*
Hey! I see you peeking through your fingers!
*covers Ms B’s eyes*
Me either!!!!
Uh…I already used that, during the huddle. And all he did was smile. REAL big! I think he’s waiting for more.
while this is very funny, he’s been taught to not move if he sees an opposing player jump the gun. if you google “fsu vs florida lineman doesn’t move” you’ll find a few clips where the entire line doesn’t move during the play.
Actually, the center screwed up the snap count. Notice how the other three linemen are on a slow start as well, because the center went early.
Wow, so I rarely scroll down to the comments, but when I do it’s very hard to pick out actual relevant ones from among the random huggling and poking going on.
Can’t FAIL Blog get a forum or something for you people to do that stuff in? It really makes the comments section nigh-unreadable if you’re actually looking for comments related to the post itself.
I mean, I appreciate that there’s a community going on here, but it’s very distracting to those of us who only come here for the FAILs.
No offense is meant.
Again, I don’t see where you commented about the fail.
*RIGL*
But you’re asking us to stop or al least alter what we’re doing here. We won’t; not to irritate you, but because we like each other and found this little place on the internet that became our playing field. I’m sorry if you’re annoyed by that; the only piece of advice that I can offer is that you either don’t look at the comment section, or you look for comments with no replies, they’re probably about the fail.
And, after all, what is there usually to say about a fail that can’t be said in five lines or less? (clickie)
hehe no offense but:
i doubt if most of the fails would spawn much of a conversation by themselves.. come on, people here just want to socialize or something xD
So, where is YOUR comment about the fail?
By my count he is 0 for 2. If he were a lineman, he’d get flagged for a false start.
You misspelled flogged.
Since you seem to be in the minority, wouldn’t it make more sense for you to find another place to play? FailBlog has a forum for us to play as we please — you’re standing in it.
Perhaps you could start a message board on which people could talk about the fail and nothing but the fail. You could be a moderator, could decide which comments to delete & which to keep. I promise I won’t bother you.
Happy Holidays!
*will stay RIGHT. HERE.*
He’s not necessarily in the minority, some of us just don’t give you the time of day to complain about the idiocy in the comments here. Seriously, it’s like every post on FB is just your cue to hop on here to make small chat that resembles inane banter to most everyone that wants to talk about the post itself. And then we find nothing related to the post and say nothing. Sorry to sound like a jackass, but do you guys ever even discuss the OP, much less acknowledge it?
Acknowledge what?
The operating procedure.
I don’t want an operation! Can we just skip to the painkillers?
Okay with me, I just make the buzzer sound and your nose light up red anyway.
Ms B is Rudolf?
Does that make me a bumble?
How about Original Post?
I OBJECT!!
There’s the Leila we know and love!
ROFL! I couldn’t help myself.
Yeah, 200+ comments about a football player not moving. That sounds hilarious.
Dude. The guy is just standing there. Look, he’s just standing there!
And then, he just stands there! HAHAHAHA!!!
i dun get it?!?!?!! whys he standing there
And everyone is running around him and…and…HE JUST STANDS THERE!!
He’s like the opposite of the Energizer Bunny. He keeps not going and not going.
ROFL! He looks so stupid just standing there!
LOL!!! He could like move or something, but all he does is standing there!
Do not tell me that he just stand there! Don’t even…
It’s funny — I could swear he moved… Wait. No. No, definitely not. He did not move. Is he frozen?!?
He TWITCHED! No, wait, he’s just standing there! Bwahaha
Wow — you’re all right. He doesn’t move!
Exactly! That’s what we do!
Plus, we have proof that Failblog is NOT like other comment sites. There was an actual study done about us. And it’s true, the study found that…we don’t talk about the fail.
*is still snorking about that*
*snork!*
They could’ve just asked us and we could have assured them that we don’t.
It wouldn’t be a study if they asked us directly would it now? I kinda feel exposed knowing that…
*darts eyes in every direction*
*is used to being studied*
Are you sure it’s not the money you save with Geico?
To be fair, we do talk about the fail. Occasionally.
They’re everywhere…
It is rude to talk about the fail. “If you can’t say something nice…”, after all.
*admires DW’s action sentence*
The organization of this thread is confuzzling me.
Wow. Boy that sounds pretty fun. Are we having fun yet? How bout now? This doesn’t seem like much fun. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. I guess I just don’t have the *look at me, look at me, look at me* that I need to enjoy the attention everyone is clearly starving for.
Exactly! You’re doing it wrong!
I see you AE. I see you.
*squeeze*
You don’t? Then why keep replying?
Obviously today’s an exception for me huh? This is your every day I get to experience in its absurdity.
So…do you walk up to people at work or in a bar who are having a conversation with each other and say, “You guys are talking to each other! You’re obviously raging egomaniacs who are craving attention to be doing this in public!”
If not, I suggest to start doing so. It makes just as much sense as doing it here.
Apples and oranges. Make good comparisons in conversation rather than making them sound the same. Conversation in a bar has no theme. Posts on a blog that have a comment section do have a theme. Follow?
I follow that you think all blogs should operate the same way, which I feel is a faulty assumption on your part to begin with.
Okay, so we’re in agreement that you have no clue as to what a comments section for a post means. Good to know.
Oh no…again, you make faulty assumptions. I DO understand that there are people who are so narrowminded as to believe a comments section must have only one purpose.
Or maybe they should just rename “Comments” to “Pointless Banter”. At least you excel at some things.
Ah, the ad hominem attack…the last bastion of defense for a borderline troll.
My apologies…I had assumed you actually had a good mind under your air of smug contempt and superiority and were worthy of having a conversation with. Well, I guess you aren’t the only one who is guilty of making false assumptions today.
Maybe they should rename “Comments” to “Troll enumeration” so we would all stop thinking of people who shout “FIRST” as retarded doucebags but instead reward them with Internet money and ponies.
Uh oh. Italics and big words time. Guess I know who has the thin shell for when someone points a finger their way in saying not everyone agrees with them. Whoops. I apologize for assuming (another assumption!) that people on the internet shouldn’t take things personally. I feel like such a virtual bully now.
And I prefer the term “douche nozzle.” At least it’s somewhat less cliched and original.
Oh, that’s really funny…you think you can hurt me with your insults and disdain!
When you merely disagreed, I had no problem with you. In fact, I love having rousing debates with people who think differently than I.
When you abandon discussion and move to insults, you become a troll and prove that I was mistaken in my original appraisal of your intellect. That was definitely my mistake, and I’m not too proud to admit when I’m wrong.
If by “somewhat less cliched and original” you mean “used dozens of times daily on the site Hot Chicks with Douchebags for well over a year” then yes, it is.
I believe “lol” says most of what needs to be said here. Let’s be honest here, you had no appraisal for my, nor anyone’s intellect. You never sat there and said, “Huh, I think he’s about a 150.” You also are disgruntled by the fact that I disagree with what you do on a daily basis, and so immediately go on the defensive, stating I’m wrong and narrow-minded because of that disagreement.
Either way, thanks for the entertainment. TTFN.
Well, you’re right about one thing. I certainly never thought to myself, “he’s about a 150″. I’ll give you that.
However, I must point out that you didn’t “disagree” with what I do. How could you? If you did, you would say, “NO! She does NOT post on a blog each day and say things that are not related to the fail!” I’m pretty sure we both “agree” that I post on this blog, and I quite often post comments not related to the fail.
No…you insulted what I do. And yes…for that I say you are trollish and narrowminded.
As for the rest, I’m sure you and your false assumptions will keep each other very happy.
Ok, here’s a question. If I go to a theme bar, a sports bar for example, it is ok if I insult people who are talking about politics instead of talking about sports?
*RIGLMAO*
DW, stop. You’re killing me. Oh, wait …
LCB has a point, but we can generalize that even more. I think everyone in a bar should be required to talk about alcohol and nothing else. Conversations about anything else are distracting to people who are trying to get drunk.
*RIGLMS*
Great, now I’m doing it to myself.
WE are having fun. I’m guessing YOU are not having fun. Clearly, you’re the one doing it wrong. The rest of us have fun because we’re thoughtful, considerate, friendly people who are part of a lively online community.
Those who are bitter, critical, unpleasant, and rude — then wonder why people don’t like them — those are the people doing it wrong.
If the majority of the people posting are having fun and you’re not, you’re clearly in the minority. It must be tiring to be so negative.
I missed the argumentative troll! (It picked the wrong day to play.)
I’m pretty sure it will be back.
*sharpens stick*
*gets personalized pink sparkly bat ready*
*Charges the laser*
I still see its comments.
I was responding to DeTard (sheesh – even typing the name made me twitch a little).
Why are people so unwilling to let others be happy?
Yes — I know that making people miserable makes some unhappy people feel better about their own sorry lots in life. I still find it irksome.
I came here for a good argument!
No, you don’t.
Oh, I’ve had enough of this!
No, you haven’t!
How true!
That’s a lie!!
AHEM!!!!
*taps foot with hands on hips*
*perks up*
Rhumba?!!
*snatches Leila’s hands on her hips and spins her out in a twirly whirl of Fleurs*
*snaps fingers in time with tapped foot*
Say, boy, you cover about as much as a flapper skirt in a high wind.
*snork!*
You got the answer to your football question at 11:37 (local FB time) … so why did you keep posting? The question you had was answered oh, I think about 5 or 6 times in different threads. Why aren’t you there making multiple posts about the Fail? Why are you instead engaging in multiple posts not about the fail???
Please feel free to continue not giving us the time of day. I do appreciate it.
I do appreciate that he didn’t sound like a jackass.
Baby steps?
Sorry, sweetie, but hurling insults at people makes him a jackass. I, however, appreciate that he admitted that he sounded like a jackass.
I was being sarcastic.
We so need a sarcastic font.
HAH! You got me!!
*self-snorks*
*files this under The Day I Got DW*
*boops the dragon on the nose lightly so it won’t mis-fire*
*goes away to do some work*
*swears under breath for being taken away from FB to do ‘work’*
Stooooopid corporate world and expectations and stooopid reps and stooopid idiotic imbecils…
Ditto.
*THWACK*
THANK YOU!!! I love Failblog, but I try to avoid looking at the comments because they are NEVER about the fail. And sometimes there’s a fail that I don’t fully understand so I click on the comments to see if I can find explanation. And that fails nearly every time. Like this time. All I wanted was to understand this video, but instead there’s nothing but hugs and rainbows and the same generic bland useless silliness that overwhelms every single post.
There should be a daily “anything goes” forum so that the comments on the posts themselves can stay on topic.
*THWACK-THWACK-THWACK*
So wait … he’s complaining because the Failblog blog failed him?
*looks all confused and stuff*
*gets out glitter pens*
*colors rainbows on the walls*
That’s what we’ve been missing! Thanks!
You could just ask about the fail. Us regulars usually will explain it to those who ask.
The fail is what kicks off the conversation. Sometimes a conversation will move from one fail to the newer one, but not always.
Why is so all fired necessary for the comments to all be about the freaking fail? Of all the things you have to complain about in your life, this site is what you’ve chosen?
*unruffles Avis’ feathers*
I love the rainbows and the hugs and the silliness. They make me happy. I’ve been struggling for a while and this site is a mental break from things that are truly worrying. It makes me laugh and brings me joy. Why is that a problem? I don’t think I will ever understand. I thought this whole thing was to bring laughter. That’s what our “silliness” does for me and I’m guessing for most or the regulars.
*squeeze*
It does for me, too.
I was having quite an unpleasant day until I managed 15 minutes for the blog this afternoon.
Yup, this blog, more specifically these wonderful bloggers, bring laughter into my day. In doing so they’ve helped me through some pretty tough time.
*nods in agreement*
*squeezes peeps*
Yesterday started off as a cold day in hell and ended up with a cure to an old and continuous annoyance to the company I work for (I solved a years old problem). Between that time, I popped in here for an attitude adjustment.
‘Nuff said. Not really, you folks rock!
8)
Here, here! Well said, ZA!
*squeeze*
Mr. scooterjm: Would that be failblog day or stay on topic day about fail blog day?
Gneekman, you are absolutely correct. The FAILBlog comments section is worse than useless, because of a bunch of idiots who use it as their personal chat section. There’s no way to filter these idiots out.
My recommendation is to not even bother trying to comment on fails, because until FAILBlog decides to weed these morons out, there’s nothing you can do about it.
Learn about football and you will know why he stayed.
I hate football so I really don’t care why he stayed.
*enrolls in football college on an academic scholarship*
*Snickers*
Oh, I know this one! It’s because he’s the Striker, right?
Striker, lift your nose, straighten your wings. You’re coming in too fast, watch your speed.
I won’t deceive you, Mr. Striker. We’re running out of time.
Surely you can’t be serious.
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
*Shirley poke*
:[
*tickle tickle tickle*
Well. I survived the joint appointment. Very Twilight Zone — he just says whatever he wants with no bearing on reality and I am suppose to “respond” without being challenging.
He says “Matt said this and Matt said that” and when I contest the facts he actually said “Well, Matt’s dead so I guess we can’t ask him if he said it can we.” Arss-hole
C has figured out that “Yes, Daddy” gets her all the attention he has denied her the last 13 years. I will jsut have to trust that I was able to teach her what she needs to know. And just be here for her when he kicks her in the teeth, because he will.
I went through that “be there when it all goes to hell” thing with my eldest niece. She went cross continent to live with her biological father that she had never met. Six months later I picked her up at the airport and she had his parting gift. A brand new black eye.
What does one say when a child asks why? How does one explain that some people are a waste of a carbon footprint?
We remind them of the other side of that coin and do our very best to provide a stellar demonstration of what being an emotionally healthy and loving person is.
Hard at times, I know…but during those times we can always look to others for that same demonstration.
*affectionate squeezes*
*supportive squeezes*
Not much to add to what DW said. Make sure they know you’ll always be there for them.
*squeezes all*
She’s turned out okay. She’ll be twenty in a few months and is starting training as a medical assistant on Monday. She is going to specialize in cancer patients.
She is the one who handled my I.V.’s and port flushes when I got out of the hospital.
She looks about 14 and had to get extra extra petite scrubs. They’re still too big for her.
Ah, good to hear, Coyote. She’s lucky to have trained on such a difficult patient.
I am VERY proud of her.
That’s awesome, coyote…I’m so glad to hear it.
*daydreams about hot shirtless men playing volleyball*
*sighs contentedly*
In Speedos??? Or, low-slung board shorts? I vote for low slung board shorts…
For those wanting an explanation of WTF he was doing, here’s an example of what he was probably expecting…
Huh, was wondering what the hell the guy was doing… guess that makes sense, but still makes him look like a moron.
Enlighten us, ’cause I don’t know a damned thing about football.
IT’S CALLED SOCCER!!!!!!
ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!
*head asplodes x3*
*snerk*
*cleans up the mess*
*reassembles LGB’s head*
*safety*
*noms the extra brain bits that won’t fit back inside*
*hopes he put everything back where it was supposed to go*
So…. does “BIATCH” mean “Banal Immature Annoying Troll Commenting Here,” or is it “Being Irritating, Asinine Teenager Can’t Help?”
Yes.
*squeeze*
I love the Santa hat, Arthur!
Thanks! Where’s yours?
*squeeze*
NS, if you look closer, that’s all he is wearing.
Hehe!
You say it as if that’s a bad thing.
Besides — it looks like he’s wearing a towel or something.
Um … it’s on my head.
The end with the dangly pompom is either behind my head or hidden by my big red Christmas bow.
Actually, I think it stands for “Backwoods Inbred Anal Troll Crapping Here”…
It could stand for “Banal, insignificant, abhorrent, troll castoff here.”
Everyone seems to be missing the fact that the troll is calling others “BIATCH”. I figured it meant Beautiful Individual And Terrific Chatting Hero or something.
I thought it was his signature.
Lesse, troll signature … Be I A Totally Cantankerous Hemorrhoid?
This is a WIN, they gained about 8 yards anyway.
Florida’s famous for that, they’re told not to move if they think there’s an offside penalty since the play’s just going to be replayed anyway. Unfortunately, that particular lineman was wrong in this case. Here’s a better example:
I still don’t get it.
I see your point, but it’s still weak by FSU. Sure, the officials can throw a flag, but a better interpretation is that it’s a free play. Any NFL QB knows that. If there’s an offsides, the QB (and the whole team) knows that the play is going through anyway, but the play goes ahead. It gives FSU a shot for a Hail Mary or something. If a big play goes through, they can decline the 5-yard. Otherwise, they get it.
In other words, it’s pretty dumb to all stand there once the flag has/hasn’t been thrown, because they should be giving the QB a shot at making something big happen with the free play. This is a terrible case of trying to win by technicalities rather than trying to make a play yourself. Who do you think wins more often?
It’s Florida State not Florida, while they sound similar, they are two very different schools. =) I’d be careful to not get them mixed. Both sides get insulted.
I don’t understand the fail!
Three words:
Irritable bowel syndrome.
Longest 20 seconds of this guys’ life.
You’re supposed to do that in hole 8!!
If that’s the case, maybe he was wondering where the nearest microwave oven was.
So you’re saying he was full of sh¡t?
**reads comments**
**slowly backs away**
**runs from failblog**
*chases*
*tackles*
It’s just a trollish day. They’ll be erased.
ROFL!!!
It’s been busy as heck today.
Oh…and I sent an email about him, too. ↑
About Arthur????
Teehee!!!
You can run, but you can’t hide…
I can!
*buries self 12 feet deep*
the person who failed here is the center. he snapped the ball on the wrong count and screwed up the whole line. notice he was the only one that was ready as soon as he snapped it
I put you on notice for utter disregard of capitalization usage in a paragraph.
At least he was talking about the fail.
Besides, he wasn’t being rude.
If he thinks he sees the defense move early, he will snap it early, DUH.
Perhaps the remote controle is broken… o.O
i bet he was just closing his eyes for 10 secs and then all around him passed by
Dont go in thair… its DAHK!
I expected legions of trolls to pontificate about what sport this is. Why does that happen for football but not for football?
I’ve been wondering that myself.
Because most of us know real football when we see it?
*is finding it difficult to keep a straight face*
*runsawaylaughingmaniacally*
In real football you aren’t supposed to move… Or was that Red Light, Green Light?
*looks at comments*
*whimpers and curls into a ball, rocking back and forth, whispering “I’m in my happy place, I’m in my happy place”*
*pat*
*pat*
There. There BFF. Cookies?
*gives BFF a jar of freshly baked cookies*
*peers from dark corner*
*receives cookies gratefully*
*munches*
*suddenly jumps up in glee, laughs maniacally, and hops into jeep, zooming away into the distance, still giggling feverishly*
Uh oh.
What was in those cookies?
Oh no! Which direction did he go? If he went west he’s headed straight for Beggar’s canyon!
*rushes into room*
Where is he?! I knew I shouldn’t have left that prototype in here. I should explain. We were trying to make a clone that could sustain on the least energy as possible in quantity, but the largest in density. Unfortunately, he got rather overexcited, and developed a craving for all things small and sugary. Should he ever get hold of a cookie, ooh, who knows what will happen. One things for sure, he definitely shouldn’t be driving after he’s eaten it! Anyway, I’m rambling on. Have any of you seen the blighter?
Maybe. What does he look like?
Well, a bit like this…
*scribbles on blank piece of paper*
*hands to Marius*
Have you seen this bloke?
Um, that’s a picture of a bear in a sombrero…are you sure?
Now, I’m not trying to pick a trollish fight, here. Honest.
But – BondFan. Are you REALLY a kid? I know you’re smart, and kids can be definitely be as smart as you, that’s not it. It’s just – you ‘talk’ like someone much older. I know you’re kind of in character, above, but… in general. Cultural references, and stuff. Which 15yr olds today have been taught Kumbaya?!
If you really are 15, sorry. I’m just a little freaked out/curious…
Not everyone is as dumb as we were when we were 15, you know.
Eh, don’t worry about it. This is probably the question that has been asked to me the most times I’ve been here, so I’ve gotten used to it. Yes, I speak like this, and I apologise if I don’t fit in with your stereotype of an Ipod listening, gang sign flashing, chatroom acronym using 15 year old, but this is how I was taught to write and speak. My British education has slightly amplified this, and spending a few years in London, in a moderately middle-high class area, mind, does sharpen your vocabulary, and improve your grammar. The cultural references are due to over-use of the Internet, and other various sources, where I manage to learn all these different references like “Kumbaya”.
And yes, I am 15. I would provide a photo, but I can’t, in the interests of security. Maybe next year, but I’ll think about it. I hope that answers your question in a comprehensive manner.
Not arguing here (since BondFan really does come across as being much smarter than the “average” or “typical” 15-year-old) — but I learned “Kumbaya” at Girl Scout Camp well before I was 15 years old. Granted, that was *mumblemumble* years ago, but I wouldn’t be surprised if more teens than you’d think know that reference.
I learned it in Sunday School when I was six.
You know…*mumblemumble* years ago.
It all balances out. There are many here with the intellectual processes of a backward paramecium. Yin yang sort of thing.
*lays dark blanket over GBF*
What?!! It works for birds. I was trying to comfort him.
Great. Just great. He’s suffocating. Are you happy now?
*pulls blanket off BFF*
*covers him with tin foil*
*places him outside in thunderstorm*
Wow………….I was just smothering him with affection. What the heck are you going for? Electric shock therapy?
*puts lightning rod a few feet away from BFF leftovers*
Work is for who?!?!
Let me rephrase that for her.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
*cleans soda from laptop screen*
*flies out of range*
:p
Sorry Avis. I was talking about those silly housepet birds. Not the free flying, Rooster loving, festively decorated Avis’s.
oops:
*waves bye-bye at trolls*
*squeezes all others*
I absolutely love this part…
I love this part…
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
I’m beginning to think snow days suck!
They’re evil. Mostly because you think, “Dammit!! I get the day off!!”, and then you realize that you can do nothing outside the house on your day off. It’s almost like being out sick, but without the tissues wads.
See, I tend to enjoy a day when I don’t have to go outside. As long as I don’t get too many of those days in a row, I can live with it.
Aesop would say I’m suffering from bitter grapes. It was neg. 16 degrees this morning when I had to leave for work. Brr doesn’t begin to cover it. I would much rather be at home.
Replaces bitter with sour before anyone can remember the fable.
It’ll be 6 degrees here in the a.m. While that is warmer than 16 below, at that point the difference feels kind of negligible.
Yep. Once the extrimities start to freeze off, there’s no sensation there anyway.
Currently 50 degrees here.
PLLLLBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Hee!
*Dances in the rain*
Time for din din.
*Warm squeeze*
CELSIUS?? My god.
*is embarassed to live in So. Cal*
*spent the whole week complaining about the “freezing” mid-50′s temps*
*loves being able to say that*
I’m soooo with you on that, ZA. I don’t think it got out of the 40s here yesterday. It was supposed to be 29 last night in my area, but I don’t know whether it got that cold.
But yeah — 50′s during the day = BRRRRR.
*shivers*
maybe it is because i hate football but i have no idea what happened here or why it is funny. it looks the same as every other football play i have ever seen: boring and worthless. so perhaps you are saying football in general is a fail? if that is the case, i salute you
i know it’s not the case though
of course you do………
*squeeze…squEEZE…..SQUEEZE!!!*
…………*POP!!!*…………
oopsie……..oh gross! that was messier than I thought it would be ………
*goes to find a shamwow*
oh brother – I popped a non-existent troll. Had to spend too much time checking my spelling………well back to lolcats for me.
LOL! You get a gold star for effort, willy boy.
*gigglol*
You made me snicker Willy Boy.
And nightshayde made ME snicker, because I thought she called him a gigolo for a split second…
Is the PC term for gigolo “man ho”, or am I confused again?
“See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Man-whoring?
Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.”
Hee hee!
Not to confuse you, but “willy boy” is actually female. Her screen name is that of her male cat (avatar picture too, I believe).
I happily claim willy boy as one of the Cheezpeeps.
The boy-cat threw me off?
Neko bois can be sexy. *goes looking for the yaoi stash*
I’m starting to think there’s a homonym in your name, there.
*begins to hum “Kumbaya”*
*enquires if anyone wants to join hands*
*squeeze*
I don’t think the conflict is quite over yet, sweetie. Sorry.
I’m always down for a love-in BFF.
*links hand to BFF and begins to hum second verse*
*I think it’s the same as the first verse*
*Joins hands with failfriends*
♫ I’d like to buy the trolls a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves. ♫
*holds up lit candle and sways in time to music*
*pops open an ice cold Pepsi*
What!?
*Does vile and inhuman things to plussingaswhich*
. . .ahem. . .
♫ I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony. . . ♫
But… I got it from a Coke vending machine…
Oh, my bad. I missed that fail.
*Dusts off plussingaswhich and props between singers*
♫ And keep it company
That’s the real thing. . . ♫
*is restored by power of cheesy song and sugary caffeine*
Works for ‘Yellow Rose of Texas’, too
I LOVE your avatar, by the way. My favorite Fraggle.
Fraggles, they rock.
Clicky^
Fraggles … rock … Hee hee!
*flicks lighter*
*sways*
Oh for heaven’s sake, somebody reboot Bob!
Leave Leila’s private life out of this, please.
That’s what I said when the mechanic said she’d blown a seal.
teehee
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Afk player kicked for excessive ping (9000)
OK, that was good.
lag
Wake me up…before you go-go…
Go Gators!!!
Lags these days
This is not a fail at all this is good coaching!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
except if you go to my left.
or right.
Maybe he got a cramp in his ass and moving would have been to painful.
I hear this comment board is frequented by a bunch of childish attention whores.
Who can’t be bothered to explain the nuances of American Handball.
I think you’re confusing us with a certain “dubious” message board site that ends with “chan” and starts with the number which follows before 5, and after 3.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Player 2 is AFK
Player two needs more RAM.
r u n n n i n g. starts now.
Like Hero, that lineman can control space and time. Unfortunently, he hasn’t learned to control it just yet.
He thought it was offsides. Fsu’s defence did this tons of times during that game. It was hilarious.
Cool.
…
Looks like he went linkdead.
The dudes lagging!
Someone pull the string!
CRAMP!!
Looks like he’s constipated.
He fell asleep.
^Poet Laureate material right here.
I love your festive avatar, GBF!
Thanks! I was beginning to feel a bit left out with all the Santa hatted avatars, so I decided to join in with the festivities! Loving the Chrismassy Hello Kitty, NS!
Did you see my avatar.
Very nice, 5 Eagles. It’s a little harder to see since the thumbnail is rather small — but it looks great when you make the !mage bigger!
The newest new one I should be sporting (if I’m not already) is all your fault, NS. Thanks.
8)
Oh, I should offer the obligatory site credit too:
pikipimp.com
ZA!!
I LOVE it!!! Such a festive, cheerful zombie.
That’s awesome!! That’s actually exactly what I had pictured when I made the site suggestion yesterday.
You just made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
You got an actual LOL out of me. Nicely done.
*tries to think of something relevant to the topic at hand*
damn I knew they are robots.. xD
He’s still buffering.
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For those wanting to know what happened exactly, FSU offensive line, like people have already stated, are trained not to move if they think there is an offsides on the defense. Basically, the center is trained to snap the ball immediately when he thinks there is an offside on the defense, and the linemen are trained not to move if the ball is snapped off count. What happened in this instance was not poor judgement by that particular linemen, it was actually poor counting on the center’s part. He snapped the ball off count, which is evident in the slow reactions by the other linemen, who only start moving once they see the center moving. That one stayed still.
Watch the video again, notice the other linemen have a very delayed reaction. They were just as confused, but they decided to move once they realized there was no offsides, this poor linemen didn’t, just in case, I guess. Whatever the reason he didn’t move, at that point it didn’t matter. He did exactly as he was trained to do, and that was all. If anything, this shouldn’t be a Lineman Fail but a Counting Fail by the center, and a good job by the quarterback to salvage that play with pretty much no O line.
And it shows that the lineman isn’t trained to adapt to the situation. This is the kind of thing that will hurt his chances of getting drafted. Like I said above, once the play gets off and is allowed to run, the O line should be protecting the QB (if for no other reason than from an injury), so he can get a play off on the free play. If it’s not a free play (ie. not offsides), then the line just blew the play completely. If it IS a free play, then the line is hurting the possibility of turning a free 5 yards into something bigger. Who wins more often, the team trying to win on technicalities or the team trying to make plays happen?
I can not understand why this game is called football, hopefully the ball is kicked.
What a dumbass!!!!!! what was possibly going through that shitbrain’s head? there was clearly not going to be a flag after the first couple of seconds. Just another reason the ‘noles suck ass.
Things are too quiet here. Time for another chicken joke.
Why did the rooster stay outside during the blizzard?
It was ‘fowl’ weather.
Still bored. So now two more chicken jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the internet?
It wanted to get to the other site.
*grabs chicken while it’s crossing the road*
*plucks, cleans, and roasts it with aromatics and lemon*
…Join me for dinner, Coyote?
I didn’t know you were parting so soon.
Shouldn’t we have the chicken on the 11th? That is Fryday after all.
It’s a DESIGNED play. They’re trained to do that. There’s no failure here, just an 8 yard pick-up.
This is not a fail, its a win. The player did exactly what the coaches told him to do. FOOTBALL EDUCATION FAIL!
Wow, don’t you get it. He didn’t move. If he was smart enough, he would have moved later knowing that if there is an offsides called that its a free play anyway. Why jeopardize the safety of your quarterback in the hope of getting a penalty! That is a fail!
Because that is what the coaches tell them to do. The coaches know the game better than you,
So, if this coach is a super genius, he would have used him as a blocker instead of letting the Florida guy run right by him and tackle the QB. If you look, the quarterback could have gotten at least 15 if the lineman moved towards the end of the play.
OMG lag.
I blame the lag.
Despite how much of a fail that was, you have to admit, they were winning 24 to 0 and he actually gained like 5+ yards. Perhaps they were doing this to prank the quarterback
hmmm, I hate to say but… thats where I spilled the super glue. *shuffles foot while looking down*
We’ve been waiting for you to crack under the pressure and confess.
Gah! What is it with all these people coming and complaining that no-one comments on the fail!
Comment on the fail godhooray!
Somebody help him, he’s having a stroke!!
maybe he was a mannequin to throw off the other team?
I know he was meant to do what he did, what really cracks me up is the fact that the QB actually gets positive yards from this!
It is great discipline to not move until the ball is snapped, and even better to know when the defense has moved before then. STILL, after the ball is snapped, if the defense is offsides, the play is NOT DEAD. For the offense, it’s a FREE PLAY! Do you see this in the NFL? Hell no, the lineman run the play and the QB, if he’s smart, will usually take a shot down field.
Great discipline, but way too much of it. Help your team out, guy! Don’t just sit there hoping the refs will get it “right”. This is STUPID coaching but hilarious to watch. Don’t play to the refs, if the refs suck.
butt cramp.
I really dont get the FAIL in this. Maybe its just I suck at catching on, but this only seems to be applicable to people who know the rules of american football.
Blue 42! Blue 42! Please wait, Buffering…
for the longest time i thought this was just an oleigh block. done when the qb pisses off his lineman by not showing appreciation for them. the linemen just dont move and let the qb know how much he needs them. but hey, what do i know of FSU football lol
this guy is really good at that play, but he looked fake, he didnt move his head or anything
ctrl + alt + suppr
He’s not dead, he’s just restin’
Well of course ‘es not gonna move now, ya stunned ‘im.
Glitch
I always hated FSU anyway, and I love seeing them fail. Go Gators! *CHOMP* *CHOMP*
hehe.. his brain stopped!
All of you are idiots if you think that the lineman was instructed to stay put while his QB was being chased by 4 D-Linemen. Yes he wants the D-Line to be charged with an offside penalt but once the ball is snapped…it’s officially on. With the offside penalty, the Offense has a “free play”, so that fat ass Right Tackle better get moving. Total Fail by the Right Tackle…Epic Fail for all douche bags who have never played football yet want to comment on how he “actually did it right”. Read another book….nerd.
he b takin a crap
LOL that is hilarious! Saw this the day before on morondailynews.com
Might as well put a cone instead
is that you? madden?
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maybe he has some serious back issues and couldnt move eventhough he wanted to. poor guy.
move your tush!