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		<title>By: new york asset protection</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-983425</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[new york asset protection]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[is that a real caption?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is that a real caption?</p>
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		<title>By: GabyGrave</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-726576</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[GabyGrave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am finding this episode... Right noa.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am finding this episode&#8230; Right noa.</p>
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		<title>By: GabyGrave</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-726575</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[GabyGrave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Y-you can&#039;t eat me!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Y-you can&#8217;t eat me!</p>
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		<title>By: Really now</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-722987</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Really now]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s never Lupus]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s never Lupus</p>
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		<title>By: BENDER</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-722088</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BENDER]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HI I&#039; M BENDER]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HI I&#8217; M BENDER</p>
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		<title>By: Rozax</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-719236</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rozax]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That makes the episode even more interesting.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That makes the episode even more interesting.</p>
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		<title>By: Roper</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-715072</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Roper]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[im pretty sure he said TREAT, but you know what, its still funny!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im pretty sure he said TREAT, but you know what, its still funny!</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-713885</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh foreman you are a card]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh foreman you are a card</p>
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		<title>By: Roses</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-710983</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Roses]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What did the deaf population think?...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What did the deaf population think?&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: C</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-710532</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[C]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 07:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s not lupus...it&#039;s never lupus]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not lupus&#8230;it&#8217;s never lupus</p>
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		<title>By: bobby</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-710307</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bobby]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tastes like crabs]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tastes like crabs</p>
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-708684</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haha gotta love House, Skin Deep was one of my favorite episodes.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha gotta love House, Skin Deep was one of my favorite episodes.</p>
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		<title>By: penguin_man</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-708547</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[penguin_man]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not even the lord knows how much meat was placed in that taco before you bit into it like a starving dog.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not even the lord knows how much meat was placed in that taco before you bit into it like a starving dog.</p>
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		<title>By: Spontaniouscombustion</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707951</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Spontaniouscombustion]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neigh! i&#039;m a girrafe!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neigh! i&#8217;m a girrafe!</p>
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		<title>By: floridian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707561</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[floridian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[god i love florida. The low is 70 right now]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>god i love florida. The low is 70 right now</p>
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		<title>By: WorldsTallestMidget</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707503</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[WorldsTallestMidget]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot believe that not one person on here said it yet, but here it goes:


OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cannot believe that not one person on here said it yet, but here it goes:</p>
<p>OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mouse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707429</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*returns from Burlesque show feeling foggy*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*returns from Burlesque show feeling foggy*</p>
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		<title>By: EastFrisian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707391</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[EastFrisian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I only eat real breasts. It&#039;s a hard life. Especially without all those painkillers House has.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I only eat real breasts. It&#8217;s a hard life. Especially without all those painkillers House has.</p>
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		<title>By: theguy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707364</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[theguy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dont say it liek its a bad thing! XD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dont say it liek its a bad thing! XD</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707303</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it was lupus, actually.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it was lupus, actually.</p>
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		<title>By: MintySinty</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707298</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MintySinty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-707298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Damnit, this isn&#039;t how you practice medicine!

It&#039;s how you practice cannibalism, though. Cool beans.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damnit, this isn&#8217;t how you practice medicine!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s how you practice cannibalism, though. Cool beans.</p>
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		<title>By: sexygirl2012</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707281</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sexygirl2012]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-707281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship. black woman want to have fun with white man and black guys want to have fun with white women. There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as   [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]  recommend it here= - [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship. black woman want to have fun with white man and black guys want to have fun with white women. There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as   [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]  recommend it here= &#8211; [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]</p>
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		<title>By: LuvBJones</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707273</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LuvBJones]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;i&gt;You came on my piiiiiiilooooooow...&lt;/i&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>You came on my piiiiiiilooooooow&#8230;</i></p>
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		<title>By: LeTruper</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707265</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LeTruper]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-707265</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Encore! Encore!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Encore! Encore!</p>
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		<title>By: gallegosaa</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707255</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gallegosaa]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-707255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hay is for horses.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hay is for horses.</p>
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		<title>By: fluffy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707218</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fluffy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-707218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HEY!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEY!</p>
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		<title>By: -censored-</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707157</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[-censored-]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MEET / EAT fail!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MEET / EAT fail!</p>
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		<title>By: Fredpie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707129</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fredpie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you had seen the last post, you would realise the answer to everything is an amature picture if charizard.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you had seen the last post, you would realise the answer to everything is an amature picture if charizard.</p>
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		<title>By: thingmy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707119</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[thingmy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[♥♺ ☂]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>♥♺ ☂</p>
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		<title>By: cooper</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707117</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cooper]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-707117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I won&#039;t be surprised. It&#039;s from House]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I won&#8217;t be surprised. It&#8217;s from House</p>
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		<title>By: Dardrv</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-707082</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dardrv]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol yes I do believ the line was something like &quot;We get to treat a pron star&quot; it was funny then, MUCH funny now XD Thanks Fail-Caps!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol yes I do believ the line was something like &#8220;We get to treat a pron star&#8221; it was funny then, MUCH funny now XD Thanks Fail-Caps!!</p>
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		<title>By: Fay</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706931</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fail? House MD WIN!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fail? House MD WIN!!!</p>
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		<title>By: RoyBatty</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706900</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyBatty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oral sex is &quot;very kinky&quot;???

Who knew the guys at failblog were so prudish...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oral sex is &#8220;very kinky&#8221;???</p>
<p>Who knew the guys at failblog were so prudish&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: RoyBatty</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706897</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyBatty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[C&#039;mon, everybody knows its NEVER Lupus.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C&#8217;mon, everybody knows its NEVER Lupus.</p>
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		<title>By: lilith79</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706891</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lilith79]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*steps up to the microphone*
*ahem*
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I&#039;ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,
When I&#039;m between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I&#039;ll sit on your face and then I&#039;ll love you tru-ly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play...&#039;till we&#039;re blown awaaaaaaaaaay.
*thank you*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*steps up to the microphone*<br />
*ahem*<br />
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,<br />
I&#8217;ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.<br />
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,<br />
When I&#8217;m between your thighs,<br />
You blow me awaaay.<br />
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,<br />
I&#8217;ll sit on your face and then I&#8217;ll love you tru-ly.<br />
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,<br />
If we sit on our faces<br />
In all sorts of places<br />
And play&#8230;&#8217;till we&#8217;re blown awaaaaaaaaaay.<br />
*thank you*</p>
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		<title>By: lilith79</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706884</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lilith79]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706884</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If it smells like fish, she needs a Dr.  Eww!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it smells like fish, she needs a Dr.  Eww!</p>
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		<title>By: deadinfrance</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706835</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[deadinfrance]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706835</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Foreman you bad boy!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Foreman you bad boy!!</p>
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		<title>By: AferVentus</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706816</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AferVentus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706816</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does it have an impressive ... pendulum?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does it have an impressive &#8230; pendulum?</p>
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		<title>By: AferVentus</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706813</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AferVentus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706813</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah.  Eternity!

&lt;pre&gt;Surreptitiously slips Sauer an &quot;n&quot;.&lt;/pre&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah.  Eternity!</p>
<pre>Surreptitiously slips Sauer an "n".</pre>
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		<title>By: Glitter Mouse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706803</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Glitter Mouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706803</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I feel pretty!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel pretty!</p>
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		<title>By: Mouse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706791</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706791</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thinkgeek broke space-time when they started selling these. Clicky.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thinkgeek broke space-time when they started selling these. Clicky.</p>
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		<title>By: Mouse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706781</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706781</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And Jimmy cracked corn, but you know what?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Jimmy cracked corn, but you know what?</p>
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		<title>By: El Mariache De Los Muertos!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706703</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[El Mariache De Los Muertos!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706703</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[FOURBILLIONTRON DECLARES WAR UPON THEE]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FOURBILLIONTRON DECLARES WAR UPON THEE</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706554</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706554</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Only beyond 1066 parceps.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only beyond 1066 parceps.</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706540</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706540</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone is playing golf?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone is playing golf?</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706537</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706537</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Carnation!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carnation!</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706529</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706529</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[yeah...  think of the rest of us.

(will now and forever have the impression that jam just doesn&#039;t wash...   &quot;down there.&quot;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah&#8230;  think of the rest of us.</p>
<p>(will now and forever have the impression that jam just doesn&#8217;t wash&#8230;   &#8220;down there.&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706520</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706520</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because it&#039;s not just the stars you might eat. ...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because it&#8217;s not just the stars you might eat. &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706512</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706512</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I agree with Jules.  I dig the chicks... well, back when I still watched the super-8&#039;s.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Jules.  I dig the chicks&#8230; well, back when I still watched the super-8&#8242;s.</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/12/09/closed-caption-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-706503</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31501#comment-706503</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You really should type with BOTH hands, Dork.  One-handed typing in mixed company is just...  so debased.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You really should type with BOTH hands, Dork.  One-handed typing in mixed company is just&#8230;  so debased.</p>
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