What’s the deal with “FIRST” anyway? Are you planning on putting it in the “Accomplishment” section of your resume, or does it count towards increasing your nerdness on World of Warcraft? (I know, not all people who play WOW are nerds, but these FIRST posters are… I can common-sense it!)
And what’s even more pointless than the people who scream first are the ones who think that they’ll make a difference by complaining about it and trying to make themselves look cool by bashing those who say first.
That question was 1 point and it got an “x” so possibly he got 2 points on a subsequent question or a series of partial credit on subsequent questions. Nobody has 1pt quizes
Actuallly, they’re not that different. I do that sometimes too; write my w’s or whatever differently. But if you look at the z, they both have a line across them, which is a less common way of writing it. All in all, I still doubt the teacher wrote it.
The handwriting is very different. the student uses very v bottoms in his w’s while the teacher uses very u bottoms in theirs. The H’s are different as well, the d’s and p’s are also writen differently.
Maybe it was one of those pop quizzes that you mark yourself afterwards, like an honesty system. “This is to assist your learning, if you cheat you’re only cheating yourself…” etc etc. He obviously didn’t care about figuring out the answer at all, so he answered it wrong and then the time the teacher spent explaining it, he doodled. Lol, I do that XD
Anti-first posters unite! The war on first posting has gone on long enough! There is only one way to end it! We must fight! And WIN!!!1!! I have retrieved THE BLADE OF EPIC WINNINGNESS!!! and I will use it, but only when the people of FailBlog pledge their support to me. DOWN WITH FIRST POSTERS!
Fine. But I need the support of experienced FailBloggers. Even THE BLADE OF EPIC WINNINGNESS!!! doesn’t have as much power as they do. To they who join my cause, I offer little from myself, but the spoils of war should be mre than enough.
WILL NONE BRAVE THE DANGERS? WILL NONE JOIN THE CAUSE? I EXHORT YOU, FAILBLOGGERS, THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNETS, TO UNITE AGAINST THIS EVIL! (extra bonus points for the definition of exhort)
zomg! I love that Teacher! He has a sense of humor. Very few teachers have that kind of humor these days. The teacher even got the name, the attack and the comments from the game right! ^_^ I SO want that teacher!
I hope the guy marking my GCSE exam has a sense of humour – he’s marking my maths test, which I drew a pretty dumb picture in for one of the answers. I’d provide you guys with a clickie of it, but it wont be marked till January 15th, and then I have to ask for it back
I actually had a lot of teachers with good humour. A friend of mine sometimes totally gets lost in his own logic so he wrote down a whole story about how he found his answer, the teacher couldn’t make anything out of it. So the teacher reasoned that, as he didn’t understood what the guy meant, he couldn’t judge if it was correct so he gave some points for it.
Or something that also made everyone laugh: “question 5. A multiple choice question, so *person X* can also get some points”. Too bad person X wasn’t there as he had to go to the dentist.
I did this by expressing f as a matrix and solving for its elements. I got a = 2 as well, after misreading 5 as 6 in the answer, but done that way it’s worth a lot more than 1 point!
I don’t get MS-mail. Uploading seems to work, but when it reached 100% there’s no end. When I try to send it I’m informed that I’m about to abort the upload. WTF?
A few weeks ago I was uploading my holiday pics on MS (not finished yet, I know) and I was informed twice that one of the pictures violated the MS terms (nudity, violence, racism or obscenity). It was a picture of a beach with no people on it!
For mathematicians, the outcome (a = 2) is irrelevant. The idea here is that you have to use the fact that f is linear to compute f(1, 2) from f(1,1) and f(2, 1). (Which is what the professor wrote.)
Yep. If it wasn’t for you maths types sitting around, drinking too much coffee, reveling in new Google apps. and doing mental-sudoko, the streets would be a far, far messier place.
Not meaner, just messier. Like, with crumbs, dirty socks, and stuff.
Actually when using hand writing analysis you compare slant, spacing, and mannerisms. Dead give away is the “f” difference is actually pretty clear. Also you can tell the kid was either good at drawing to scale or traced the picture where the teacher simply cannot draw a damn turtle… different handwriting + drawing skills=Win!
While it is linear algebra, the reason it was originally titled Calculus fail on some websites was because was a test from a Calculus II (MATH 1502) class at Georgia Tech, in which linear algebra is taught as part of the course.
Epic fail, the teacher doesn’t realise there’s no move called “water canon”.
Water GUN.
Also given the fact that the blaistoise drawing is retarded like the charizard drawing, the guy slants his crosses in t’s like the guy who drew charizard, generally cant write in a straight line like the guy who drew charizard, and unlike the teacher who wrote the correction dips his f crosses down rather than up suggests it was the student not the teacher who drew the Blastoise.
In other words he failed the exam, drew a picture of pokemon he doesn’t even know what moves blastoise has and terrible, terrible handwriting. Thus, epic fail!
At least the Charizard drawing looks like it’s supposed to be a drawing of a Charizard, unlike the Blastoise drawing, which looks like someone cut off a turtle’s front legs, replaced them with the hands of a toy Pikachu, and surgically implanted a musket barrel onto the turtle’s head.
It’s called Hydro Cannon, not Water Cannon. But you’re close.
And I agree with the Charizard drawing being better than the Blastoise one. Were it not for the captions, I probably wouldn’t have recognised it as a Blastoise.
I FAIL to see how this is a teacher WIN, seeing as both drawings and both writings seem to have been done by the same person (i.e. the student, most likely). it’s still funny tho.
Look at the way the I, 1, z, w (and f) are written. There are many different ways to write them but the I is written in both texts with serifs and the z has also got the “line” in the middle. The hs also look very similiar and both ws are rounded.
Enough proof to be fake for me.
Wether it’s fake or not, it would be a lie to say teachers aren’t in these kinds of things. Someone I know has tought his maths teacher (that teacher’s age’s somewhere in the late fourties – early fifties) how to play Magic: The Gathering.
This is most definitely a TA win! The professor’s for Calculus II at Georgia Tech never ever spend time actually grading quizzes, tests maybe but TA’s are the main graders.
Eh, it’s labeled “Calculus Fail” but it’s actually linear algebra. They make you take calculus as a prerequisite, even though you don’t need anything more than advanced algebra and a touch of trig to do it. *grumble*
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It was funny once upon a time and about a million of these ago when the quirky test responses were real. Now all a person has to do to get a post on Fail Blog is get/make a test paper and draw a bad picture on it.
This isn’t a calculus fail so much as a linear algebra fail. Not knowing how to solve the problem is one thing, not even realizing what kind of math this is is an even bigger fail.
This is real, you nerds. It’s from a Calc II quiz (aka Linear Algebra) at Georgia Tech, it was posted by one of our students on our “Only at Tech” website, and it was graded by a graduate assistant.
Definately fake, the handwriting of the red pen, assumingly the marker’s handwriting changes from when they corrected the sum, and when they wrote the text under the picture.
It’s particularly funnier when you know what is the quiz about! I study Civil Engineering here in Brazil and had the chance to play a few Pokémon games a few years ago, so I laughed real hard at this one! haha
Some time ago some guy did something similar on a quiz, in my university. It was on a Calculus quiz, and he couldn’t figure out how to solve it. So he drew a giant smily face ( ) all over the first page, and wrote at the bottom of the page: “congrats, teacher! you just got a free time! go for the next quiz, please.”
the teacher answered him, in the same page: “thank you! I’ll gladly await for your quiz again, next semester!”
I think I may actually know who made the blastoise, he posted on facebook about someone drawing a Charizard on their paper, then he drew a Blastoise back, and gave them an F. I swear to god, I am not making this up.
Okay, so the teacher wrote Blastoise uses Water Cannon. That makes more sense. Blatoise is in red, the same as the correction. I’m sure most of you figured that out. =3 Also, I recommend surf, nice damage ratio for it’s accuracy. =3
i doubt you all will believe me, but idc! im Matthew’s bro (i personally call him matt) and this isnt a fake! he keeps it pinned up on his bullitin board, as a reminder… btw that teacher was one of his FAVS! so… yeah… go yellow jackets!!!!
ya know, your all nerds…. talkin bout how water cannons arent real then saying well yeah they are,,, jeez, i mean SERIOUSLY! get some lives! and if you say you have one at the moment, get out of denial. youre already drowning, dont die before you even lived…. im so deep, it kills me roflmaoqwerty but seriously. get off your lazy a**es and out into the world, suckers! there is more news than what you hear on the blogs, BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
FIRST!!!!!
*shoots previous poster*
We don’t take kindly to “FIRST” posts.
indeed we don not my good sir.
@Cyralio, go headbutt a bullet
Don Knotts?
GOD BLESS BLASTOISE!!!
yay for pokemon!
…
this is what gameboy has done to people…
…
yay for pokemon!
epic, epic, EPIC WIN! well… except for the whole “blastoise wins” thing. but other than that, HYPER EPIC WIN!
There isn’t even a move called water cannon… Water Gun, b*tch. Grader pokemon knowledge fail
Must’ve meant Hydro Pump?
Whatever, 1st gen Pokemon on any quiz is a win.
actually im pretty sure there is in the new one ill have to check ma DS
There’s a move called Hydro Cannon…
@failblog fails it could mean water gun or hydro cannon. Both exist in the modern Pokémon world. I should know, my friend is obsessed with them.
Comment win…
comment win fail
by your friend you mean yourself, right? FAIL XD
Actually yeah there is, it’s on fr/lg. it’s like 150
Yay for pokemon from me too ^_^ but if this is amateur pic of charizard, mine are amateur too xD BUt nice amateur charizard XD
you can see its written by the same person… FAKE ftl.
I’m glad someone pointed that out. It’s like… a double fail. So much of a fail, that it shouldn’t be a fail… or win…
Now Skeeter he ain’t hurtin’ no’on
I can get close to first by replying to this guy
may blastoise shoot you with his water canon in an unholy baptism.
Blastoise be with us all
and to all a good blastoise
Blastoise Jesus = WIN
I find it crazy his math teacher gave him a two on it. I think he shoulda been given a 20/20 for that epic battle!
He got 2 points on the entire test, that question was only worth 1 point
THAT was the pts. he DIDN’T get. ‘,:-)
This is not calculus. It’s Algebra! Fail!!!
This is likely a calculus class – it’s from Georgia Tech, where calc 2 and 3 courses consist mostly of linear algebra.
MAKES SENSE NO?
DOUCHE!!!
What’s the deal with “FIRST” anyway? Are you planning on putting it in the “Accomplishment” section of your resume, or does it count towards increasing your nerdness on World of Warcraft? (I know, not all people who play WOW are nerds, but these FIRST posters are… I can common-sense it!)
And what’s even more pointless than the people who scream first are the ones who think that they’ll make a difference by complaining about it and trying to make themselves look cool by bashing those who say first.
and how
And what’s even MORE pointless are the people complaining about the people complaing about people saying that they’re first.
(JK, I just wanted to say that.)
I want to put First! on my resume
20% discount at Amazon.com
Fo real.
OMG I HAZ 2 CHEK THAT OUUUT.
No. Irrelevant.
I know… Here, friend. Use THE BLADE OF EPIC WINNINGNESS!!! (hey, nice echo here in the internets) to defeat them.
omg thats awesome. EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coolest thing ever. Super effective
Ash ran out of pokémon!
Ash blacked out!
RACIST.
Feminist!
Xenophobe!
Urologe!
CheeseBurger!
SATANIST!
Sexist!
Manwhichist?
Imbecile!
Kitten-Huffer!
CHARIZARD!
Homo sapiens!
More like those weird aliens called Pokémon?
they’re cool! not the “nerdy” label you all seem to be all too willing to slap on them.
Exactly ive got almost every pokemon for diamond, all 1st-3rd gen i hacked onto my gameboy and traded over but i digress POKEMON = EPIC WIN SAUCE
how over i prefer mudkip as a gen 3 pokemon
I herd alot of people like mudkipz
You i was playing the newer games, diamond, pearl etc… and now you actually dont black out. you just have to pay the winner like 50 bucks… weird.
Don’t you find it strange the both the student and the teacher both have the same hand writing? Fail for whoever posted this.
What about the fact that he got 2 points for a 1 point question?
Exactly.. :/
That question was 1 point and it got an “x” so possibly he got 2 points on a subsequent question or a series of partial credit on subsequent questions. Nobody has 1pt quizes
He got 2 points for spelling his name correctly.
..or then he got 2 points from the whole quiz. See the X right beside the question?
If you look at the d’s and some of the other letters you can tell that they are different.
Actuallly, they’re not that different. I do that sometimes too; write my w’s or whatever differently. But if you look at the z, they both have a line across them, which is a less common way of writing it.
All in all, I still doubt the teacher wrote it.
The handwriting is very different. the student uses very v bottoms in his w’s while the teacher uses very u bottoms in theirs. The H’s are different as well, the d’s and p’s are also writen differently.
Maybe it was one of those pop quizzes that you mark yourself afterwards, like an honesty system. “This is to assist your learning, if you cheat you’re only cheating yourself…” etc etc. He obviously didn’t care about figuring out the answer at all, so he answered it wrong and then the time the teacher spent explaining it, he doodled. Lol, I do that XD
Anti-first
Anti-first posters unite! The war on first posting has gone on long enough! There is only one way to end it! We must fight! And WIN!!!1!! I have retrieved THE BLADE OF EPIC WINNINGNESS!!! and I will use it, but only when the people of FailBlog pledge their support to me. DOWN WITH FIRST POSTERS!
Send me cuzhc, jam, The Moomin, Arthur Eld, and K@ the custard pool attendant & IgnoreButton™, VICTORY SHALL BE CLAIMED!
I’ll join after I post my first, first!
Fine. But I need the support of experienced FailBloggers. Even THE BLADE OF EPIC WINNINGNESS!!! doesn’t have as much power as they do. To they who join my cause, I offer little from myself, but the spoils of war should be mre than enough.
WILL NONE BRAVE THE DANGERS? WILL NONE JOIN THE CAUSE? I EXHORT YOU, FAILBLOGGERS, THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNETS, TO UNITE AGAINST THIS EVIL! (extra bonus points for the definition of exhort)
Would that be last?
zomg! I love that Teacher! He has a sense of humor. Very few teachers have that kind of humor these days. The teacher even got the name, the attack and the comments from the game right! ^_^ I SO want that teacher!
I hope the guy marking my GCSE exam has a sense of humour – he’s marking my maths test, which I drew a pretty dumb picture in for one of the answers. I’d provide you guys with a clickie of it, but it wont be marked till January 15th, and then I have to ask for it back
I actually had a lot of teachers with good humour. A friend of mine sometimes totally gets lost in his own logic so he wrote down a whole story about how he found his answer, the teacher couldn’t make anything out of it. So the teacher reasoned that, as he didn’t understood what the guy meant, he couldn’t judge if it was correct so he gave some points for it.
Or something that also made everyone laugh: “question 5. A multiple choice question, so *person X* can also get some points”. Too bad person X wasn’t there as he had to go to the dentist.
Seriously! This teacher is Epic Win!! I bet he’s in his 20s.
It was a TA in his 20s.
f (1,1) = a 3
f (2,1) = 1/2a
f( a,1) = 2F (a,2)
for 5,5: 2F must = f for all a
a = 2 via linear regression.
I now return you to the arts.
Fuzz?
or do it more simply…
f(1,1)= a,3 -> f(2,2)= 2a,6 3f(1,1)=f(3,3)=3a,9
f(2,1)=1,2a
f(1,2)=f(3,3)-f(2,1)=3a-1,9-2a
3a-1=5 -> a=2
9-2a=5 -> a=2
there for the only answer is a=2… simple no?
I did this by expressing f as a matrix and solving for its elements. I got a = 2 as well, after misreading 5 as 6 in the answer, but done that way it’s worth a lot more than 1 point!
That is the solution the TA wrote on the page, Killjoy (right above the FAIL)
P.S. f(x,y) = (3y-x, 2y+x)
I didn’t even noticed that one… but I did notice the easyness of the question…
Actually, a linear transformation is a matrix, in this case a 2×2.
[[1-a 2a-1];
[2a-3 6-2a]]
Would be the correct answer….
Plug in a=2 and then do matrix multiplication with a vector (x,y) JohannesK. You’ll see our answers are the same, you just haven’t solved for a.
How do people even know this stuff?
Heck, people in their 30′s were playing Pokemon when it first came out well over 10 years ago.
Super effective! Hurrah! All maths should be about drawing cartoons!
*scribbles*
*peers over K@’s shoulder*
Ta da
*turns around comic book rendering*
And this was my pure math college class exam piece.
Super effective math power! I choose you!
What is it? Fluffy bunnies?
Who said fluffy bunnies? I want fluffy bunnies!
If math was about doodling, I’d have graduated by now. XD
This is a WIN! so this “fail” in itself is a fail.
Boys as sharp as a bowling ball.
and as flowied as a bowling pin XD
Actually, it is a FAIL. It is classified incorrectly as a “Calculus fail”, while this is clearly Linear Algebra.
Yeah, and Halolz.com made the same mistake when they posted it. That makes it Calculus double-fail.
I was hoping someone else would see that!!!
Student Fail, teacher win.
Actually I correct myself:
Student fail, teacher EPIC WIN!
But he got 2 marks for getting his name right! WIN!
Maybe those 2 marks will get him a job at 7-11.
No, he’d need to get 7-11 marks.
Maybe a job as a govrnment accountant.
He’d outperform many in the Obama cabinet right now…
Maybe he got them for leaving out his last name?
He’d have been given bonus points if he’d filled that in.
Nothing works video-wise…
Nice clickie
*snork*
Almost…
*squeeze*
Thank you for trying though.
I don’t get MS-mail. Uploading seems to work, but when it reached 100% there’s no end. When I try to send it I’m informed that I’m about to abort the upload. WTF?
I have a space just for you, don’t worry.
I mailed you.
Hopefully, this will work for you!
B0ll0cks to it!
Thanks anyway.
*squeezestoyouboth*
They’re on MS now – just for you!
*anklesqueeze*
A few weeks ago I was uploading my holiday pics on MS (not finished yet, I know) and I was informed twice that one of the pictures violated the MS terms (nudity, violence, racism or obscenity). It was a picture of a beach with no people on it!
A… beach? With NO PEOPLE on it? I’m shocked. Czuhc, you racist obscene violence-lover! Put on some clothes!
You’ve got it backwards. It was missing the required nudity, violence, racism or obscenity.
I think he whited-out his name for privacy or something. You can actually see two black marks after Andrew’s name that didn’t get whited-out.
Statistically innacurate….?
I know, something doesn’t add up here.
That opinion may divide the population.
Lets hope he doesn’t go forth and multiply
There are equal chances of that, and that he may become an artist.
He sounds like a bit of a square to me.
But that can be a plus….
That he’s a square, or an artist? he’s probably the shy, sensetive type.
You have to factor in that he’s a prime candidate for the asylum.
okay, okay, I bow to the superior pun power of Jam and K.
With a sineus issue?
as long as it’s not sinus tissue.
You’re minus a pun or did you drop an e?
Don’t go off an a tangent, I meant to drop the E.
Sorry. I was having trouble differentiating.
I have to admit, I am having trouble remaining rational today.
I know I’m new around here, but any chance of being integrated into this community?
It depends on your volume and how many areas you can cover in one comment.
If we don’t like you, we can always cook you for Christmas lunch.
It’s not so linear, jam. You have to triangulate that his name has a double entendre and his avatar looks like a Pacman level.
K the C, your problems are imaginary.
Let’s hope we don’t be mean and give him a stuffing, cos I kind of like him.
Since when is a good ole stuffing considered to be mean?
It’s not, unless you have somebody average to do the stuffing.
Define average.
I would define the average if you would quit being so mean.
Being integrated sounds painful. Where do you put the stuffing…. Oh wait I figured it out. OH GAWD NO!
epic win!
Fail? No, that’s a win. Student win, and an even better win on the Professors part.
Why did the question have so much room for an answer when the answer was so small?
What? You never drew cartoons on your exam papers? You get marks for above and beyond if you doodle.
Darn! All that time I spent drawing on the desk could have been spent improving my grades.
[serious] So the kid would have room with which to work out the question. [/serious]
TA win. Most would have referred the kid to counseling for ADD or something.
fake
WITCH?
Which?
wit-shhh?
Fake indeed! The handwriting is totally the same.
Glad I wasn’t the only one who spotted that.
Authenticity fail.
Phew! I was worried no-one would say that.
The handwriting is the same for both comments, obviously a fake. FailBlog submitter Fail.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
So, true!
a = 2
Yes… yes, that’s what I got!
*looks innocent*
For mathematicians, the outcome (a = 2) is irrelevant. The idea here is that you have to use the fact that f is linear to compute f(1, 2) from f(1,1) and f(2, 1). (Which is what the professor wrote.)
Ow, ow, ow!
*runs off, clutching head in pain*
Ahaaa, now nothing is clear to me!
Chaos, panic and disorder.
My work here is done.
Ahhh.. the life of a mathematician…
Q: How do mathematicians deal with constipation?
A: Work it out with a pencil!
To mathmaticians, maths is largely irrelevant. It just keeps us off the streets.
Yep. If it wasn’t for you maths types sitting around, drinking too much coffee, reveling in new Google apps. and doing mental-sudoko, the streets would be a far, far messier place.
Not meaner, just messier. Like, with crumbs, dirty socks, and stuff.
I live with a mathmatician too! What are the chances of that? (1, it happened).
Are you me?!?
*snork*
Yes.
But only if you’re going for a many-world theory. I’m not you in my world.
Oh crap, does that mean I have to be me?
I feel like PsyDuck after that explanation.
I we established earlier today that innocent may not be accurate.
I once writ
x=ya mom
So therefore, a=charizard makes perfect sense!
WRONG
Ayn Rand proved that a = a
Haha, isn’t it funny how their handwritings are the same? Oh but I guess that’s totally coincidental, right?
Riiiiiiight…. >.>
Actually when using hand writing analysis you compare slant, spacing, and mannerisms. Dead give away is the “f” difference is actually pretty clear. Also you can tell the kid was either good at drawing to scale or traced the picture where the teacher simply cannot draw a damn turtle… different handwriting + drawing skills=Win!
You’re seriously calling that skill?
Yeah, right… >.> Like no person in the world can change his handwriting.
This post is titled calculus fail, but the question was on linear algebra…
FAIL!!!!!
Mathematician humour: love it, love, it love it.
Once got told an extremeness long
story by a mathematician about bringing a packet of chocolate ‘Leibniz’ biscuits to a math lecture, oh how they all LAUGHED… 8-/
Bloody hell, “extremeness”?!
Bukkit!!
Are you German?
Do you ask ‘cos of the biscuits, or ‘cos of the apparent lack of familiarity with correct English…?
Nope, I’m Scottish. Which would explain the language trouble
Biscuits and Becker were the reason.
German Biscuit Knowledge because they could be cheaply bought in an Edinburgh discount store by grotty maths boys I knew.
Young Boris Knowledge because I was scarred by this in the 80s… (clickie)
How bout “That’s not calculus, it’s actually Linear Algebra” FAIL?
Whatever. Once you get out into the real world, you will forget the difference.
So that’s why he got it wrong!! At least he knows his limits.
That’s a strange way to say “it’s not a fail, it’s a win!!!!”
Finally! I think that just makes it a “Calculus Double-Fail”, though.
While it is linear algebra, the reason it was originally titled Calculus fail on some websites was because was a test from a Calculus II (MATH 1502) class at Georgia Tech, in which linear algebra is taught as part of the course.
Originally part of Only At Tech.
Hahaha! Thanks, “George”! When I saw 1502 and linear, I thought… “this is a goddamn GT quiz!”
I think I averaged a 50 in that class…
ultimate win!
No, the handwritings are quite different if you pay attention. The only thing they have in common is that they are terribly hard to read :]
Either way, I’ve had a good laugh when I saw this, so fake or not – it served it’s purpose :]
Wow… I think I’m a little in love with you!
So… you’re not able to make your own handwriting look a little different so you can fool some of the simpler minds?
Each and every Bernd I knew in real life was annoying one way or the other.
Succesful trolls were succesful.
Not when it comes to spelling.
Again – trolliert by Bernd the Übermensch.
Since you see every reply by me to you as your win, do you also consider all those slappings and “no”s you got from the girls as successful dates?
I pay good money for that kind of treatment and he gets it for free? No fair!
He was born on the sunny side of life.
Don’t egg him on!
I heard the grass is greener over there, is it true?
I make my grass greener using spray paint.
Matthew passed math exam!
It’s not very effective!
Totally Epic Win!!!! LMAO
Who are the characters on the page?
@”Who are the characters on the page?”
Two Pokemon. The student drew a fire pokemon, and the teacher drew a water pokemon which totally pwns the fire one.
Wow, and my name is Matthew, too!
So how do you think you did on the above math question Matt.?
Teacher response win! Blastoise uses water cannon. It’s super effective!Charizard fainted
I like Squirtles.I like the turtle head
I Leik Mudkips
/b/ gone
Epic fail, the teacher doesn’t realise there’s no move called “water canon”.
Water GUN.
Also given the fact that the blaistoise drawing is retarded like the charizard drawing, the guy slants his crosses in t’s like the guy who drew charizard, generally cant write in a straight line like the guy who drew charizard, and unlike the teacher who wrote the correction dips his f crosses down rather than up suggests it was the student not the teacher who drew the Blastoise.
In other words he failed the exam, drew a picture of pokemon he doesn’t even know what moves blastoise has and terrible, terrible handwriting. Thus, epic fail!
INB4 no shit sherlock
*blastoise
no shit sherlock
no shirt shitlock
there is too! it’s the most powerful Water-type move ever! 150 attack! come on!
At least the Charizard drawing looks like it’s supposed to be a drawing of a Charizard, unlike the Blastoise drawing, which looks like someone cut off a turtle’s front legs, replaced them with the hands of a toy Pikachu, and surgically implanted a musket barrel onto the turtle’s head.
uh, water canon is real- you get it in leafgreen/ fire red if you have a blastoise, on ’3′ island…or maybe ’2′. not sure. thus, you fail.
It’s called Hydro Cannon, not Water Cannon. But you’re close.
And I agree with the Charizard drawing being better than the Blastoise one. Were it not for the captions, I probably wouldn’t have recognised it as a Blastoise.
Teacher win, student FAIL. Wow the teacher knew pokemon.
More like teacher win.
That’s awesome.
they wrote this test on my birthday. October 7.
That’s my wife’s birthday. Give it back!
xD WATER CANNON!
Genius, nice to know some people still have a sense of humour.
Teacher win!
I FAIL to see how this is a teacher WIN, seeing as both drawings and both writings seem to have been done by the same person (i.e. the student, most likely). it’s still funny tho.
At first I lol’d, then I frowned. They are both in the same hand writing.
Failure due to fradulent.
Def fraudulent the answer the teacher gave is wrong.
wait the teacher drew a blastoise?! lmao
It doesn’t look like a blastoise at all. It looks like a turtle with elbow pads.
*with an elbow pad for a helmet
Nearly epic!
Handwritings are the same… Fake…
and gay.
Actually, it’s your mom’s.
Look at the way the I, 1, z, w (and f) are written. There are many different ways to write them but the I is written in both texts with serifs and the z has also got the “line” in the middle. The hs also look very similiar and both ws are rounded.
Enough proof to be fake for me.
a=2
That has to be one of the wittiest responses I’ve ever seen a teacher write on a test.
Doesn’t anyone find it odd that the teachers handwriting is the same as the students? Yeah this is a fail.
POKEMON FTW
Not only is the handwriting the same, but so is the drawing style. It would be funny if it was real, but it’s so obviously fake it’s disappointing.
Wether it’s fake or not, it would be a lie to say teachers aren’t in these kinds of things. Someone I know has tought his maths teacher (that teacher’s age’s somewhere in the late fourties – early fifties) how to play Magic: The Gathering.
the professor is real genius! problem solved!
That teacher seems awesome.
Water cannon isn’t a real move in any of the games. Concept win, detail fail.
Haha oh wow, all this time I read Hydro Pump for some non-explainable reason O_o
WIN. I bet this was an assistant, substitute, or the teacher’s kid got into the papers to grade.
ok, this is most definitely a teacher win!!!
This is most definitely a TA win! The professor’s for Calculus II at Georgia Tech never ever spend time actually grading quizzes, tests maybe but TA’s are the main graders.
CHARIZARD used FLAMETHROWER!
Enemy QUESTION ONE fainted!
Matthew defeated QUIZ#4!
Matthew got A+ for winning!
Congratulations! Your college evolved into a university!
Nice! It’s not calculus though.
there is no water cannon. there is hydro cannon
now that’s a funny teacher =)
was the fail the fact that he used a fire pokemon against a water pokemon?
This doesn’t look real.
Teacher Win!!!
A win (and no fail) indeed! If it wasn’t a fake.
should have been MUDKIPZ
Heh. I remember one time when my sister’s Charizard beat my Blastoise. Of course, it was about 20 levels higher, but still…
Eh, it’s labeled “Calculus Fail” but it’s actually linear algebra. They make you take calculus as a prerequisite, even though you don’t need anything more than advanced algebra and a touch of trig to do it. *grumble*
thats a win
i got a 38% on a test because i didn’t do the work right. Even though i got all of the answers correct
this aint a Fail, this is more then a epic WIN
That is arguably THE BEST teacher of all time. Countering a student’s stupidity with pokemon… that’s an EPIC win in my book.
Gameboy pokemon FTW, yo.
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No, THAT is a professor WIN. xD
Matthew faints……….
the handwriting’s pretty much the same.
looks fake
NOOOO THIS IS A WIN!!!
Same handwriting. Not real. Fail.
Win for the Teacher and Fail for the student.
fake… same handwriting
It was funny once upon a time and about a million of these ago when the quirky test responses were real. Now all a person has to do to get a post on Fail Blog is get/make a test paper and draw a bad picture on it.
Fashion’s right. Fake.
This isn’t a calculus fail so much as a linear algebra fail. Not knowing how to solve the problem is one thing, not even realizing what kind of math this is is an even bigger fail.
This HAD to have been at Georgia Tech. Nowhere else in the world would this happen.
Stupid there’s not a single calculus in it. Why does everything incomprehensible have to be equated with ‘Calculus’?
That’s not Calculus, that’s Linear Algebra
This is real, you nerds. It’s from a Calc II quiz (aka Linear Algebra) at Georgia Tech, it was posted by one of our students on our “Only at Tech” website, and it was graded by a graduate assistant.
Definately fake, the handwriting of the red pen, assumingly the marker’s handwriting changes from when they corrected the sum, and when they wrote the text under the picture.
Regardless if it’s real or fake, I wish my teachers had THAT sense of humor
Not so much a fail, But a win… Gives me hope for the future :’)
It’s particularly funnier when you know what is the quiz about! I study Civil Engineering here in Brazil and had the chance to play a few Pokémon games a few years ago, so I laughed real hard at this one! haha
Some time ago some guy did something similar on a quiz, in my university. It was on a Calculus quiz, and he couldn’t figure out how to solve it. So he drew a giant smily face (
) all over the first page, and wrote at the bottom of the page: “congrats, teacher! you just got a free time! go for the next quiz, please.”
the teacher answered him, in the same page: “thank you! I’ll gladly await for your quiz again, next semester!”
WOW… your teacher has humor… XD
Best teacher ever!
I’m sending this to my freakin math teacher!!!
Best. Teacher. Ever.
I’m pretty sure that’s a win, actually.
Specifically, this is a stupid student FAIL, and a savvy teacher WIN.
I think this is a win actually.
same here!
Stupid student FAIL. savvy teacher WIN.
this is not calc 1,2, or 3 this is linear algebra
as much as i hate pokemon, thats funny
lol Teacher win?
dude, my teacher would do something like that to me if I did that in calculus, yeah he’s just awesome like that. TEACHER WIN
WIN! EPIC WIN!!!
oh that’s bullshiiiiiit. I posted this very picture and it didn’t get front page! I am very disappoint. <_<
8=====================D GAYS!
i read the question my brains slpoded
I think I may actually know who made the blastoise, he posted on facebook about someone drawing a Charizard on their paper, then he drew a Blastoise back, and gave them an F. I swear to god, I am not making this up.
Can’t any of you tell that the teacher did not write that? The handwriting is EXACTLY the same. Failblog fails.
Did no one else notice that’s actually Grotle, not Blastoise?
I think it is something between XD
Failblog Fail. It’s a linear transformation, that isn’t calculus.
this was captioned incorrectly. Obviously, that should say WIN
Handwriting is not the same.
That isn’t calculus; it’s algebra.
in Georgia Tech, Linear Algebra is taught during calculus…. dats why its a WIN not a FAIL
the only thing that will get you a better score is chuck norris
this may expose me as the nerd I am, but why not use Rock Slide? it does 4x damage on Charizard over the 2x that a water attack does
Okay, so the teacher wrote Blastoise uses Water Cannon. That makes more sense. Blatoise is in red, the same as the correction. I’m sure most of you figured that out. =3 Also, I recommend surf, nice damage ratio for it’s accuracy. =3
This is linear algebra, not Calculus. FAIL!!
Oh yeah and a = 1. =)
seeing this made my day cuz it is definitely georgia tech lol
I wish i had that TA!
FIRST!
It’s always a win if you have a teacher who will respond in kind.
your teacher is awesome!
haha this is definite win, i did this in a couple of my alevel exams when all hope was lost of answering the question
WIN for the teacher/TA!!! AHHAHAHA THIS is awesome!
Man, that Matthew kid…just became my best friend.
ikr?!
same handwriting
teacher win
We can all see it’s the same handwriting, same drawing style, same fail. I don’t know how that was overlooked when this was posted.
Take it down, or better yet make it a Fail of its own!
did the teacher seriously write that?
It would seem that way. 1) kid said he drew the charizard, but not the blastoise 2) hand writing isn’t the same 3) different ink 4)Its better that way
This honestly made my day
Yeah, too bad both of the things were drawn/written by the same person with a tablet or drawing pad.
Masking your handwriting: You’re doing it wrong.
Trainer sent out Venusaur.
Blastoise used Protect!
Venusaur used Razor Leaf!
Blastoise is protected!
Blastoise uses Headbutt!
Venusaur fainted!
GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WON TEH FIGHT
but winning is not everything!
işte bu admin
i doubt you all will believe me, but idc! im Matthew’s bro (i personally call him matt) and this isnt a fake! he keeps it pinned up on his bullitin board, as a reminder… btw that teacher was one of his FAVS! so… yeah… go yellow jackets!!!!
WHATS THE GOOD WORD?
i meant sis… like i wrote bro, cuz he is MY bro, but im HIS sis…. im embarassed….
no matter how much you think you are a girl, im sure you are as mucha boy as your “brother” is…
ya know, your all nerds…. talkin bout how water cannons arent real then saying well yeah they are,,, jeez, i mean SERIOUSLY! get some lives! and if you say you have one at the moment, get out of denial. youre already drowning, dont die before you even lived…. im so deep, it kills me roflmaoqwerty but seriously. get off your lazy a**es and out into the world, suckers! there is more news than what you hear on the blogs, BELIEVE IT OR NOT!