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It’s important to have goals.
It’s also important to actually achieve them rather than setting them.
“Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think…I think it’s in my basement… Let me go upstairs and check.”
~ M.C. Escher
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
~Napoleon Hill
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. ~Anatole France
Critter! Nice to see you!
Diggin’ the new avatar!
thanks need work and it looks like i need to get a christmas one. *shuffles foot* I hate being left out.
Sounds like a good goal to have, Critter.
its very good fail
Deeds cannot dream what dreams can do.
-e. e. cummings
Keep your goals away from the trolls.
~ Peter Mcwilliams
Puff, puff, pass. . .
*puff, puff, pass* What was that? We’re on the air right now?
~ Anonymous Newscaster
No, someone pulled his finger.
I know a hot club: = – [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]= which is a dating service for whites and blacks to find their interracial love. there has been thousands of single members online and many black and white single girls or guys waitting for you maybe you will like it.Hot and sexy,Share with you~ = – [_www.BlackwhiteCupid.com_]= free to join C’MON NOW!!!
Dear sexygirl2012,
Please take this in the old fashioned meaning, bugger off. We don’t want wretched little purveyors of junk mail here.
Coyote, methinks your little fella there needs a santa hat! We’ve been redecorating the blog for the holidays.
How’s that? Since Basil Brush is decidedly British, shouldn’t it be a Father Christmas hat. There is an episode called Santa Brush however. I’m confused.
2012? isn’t that the year all sexy girls will die?? :p
failblog should add a spam button for stuff like this….
Why are you trying to get rid of all of your white and black people? Is there something wrong with them?
I hate it when that happens.
He meant to do that!
Hey, shaydy girl, have you achieved your ability-to-breathe-again goal?I have, thank you! I left a little early yesterday & the cleaning-fluid smell went away overnight.
Oh noes … another football fail.
auto-fail fellow showOnly ten percent of the players can even do that.
*twists shoots & scores**Cheers*
*Waves pom poms*
Shouts praise for teh goalie
Ewwww
In other words: Every goalie.
I must not be into
footballsoccer. Whenever I see the word “goalie,” I automatically think it should be hockey.which is a shame really, cos they could be really funny
I still can’t do any formatting like that…how to do???
It’s HTML coding, zooomy.
To do the little type, you use the “pre” command. The best way to see it (it’s hard to show) is by revealing the source code here on the blog. If you do that, you’ll see that Jon’s comments ^^ have an italic code (the letter ‘i’ encased in carats in front and with a backslash included at the end). In Exploder, go View and then Source. Use Edit to find this thread.
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Cute avatar! Very seasonal!
Theng-kew!
you is velkomen
just testing
Fankooo!
nesting fail…thanks LGB and DG
It is called football not soccer, we invented the language the least you can do is try and get it right.
We DID get the language right. With the help of St. Webster, we fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
And they didn’t invent the language, the Frisians did.
To be fair, neither is right. When football was invented, the english didn’t have shoes or socks, but at least the Americans, soccer played in socks.
Anyone for Bootball?
cows?
EGG-zackly!! GAWD! I’m glad someone else understands!
Don’t blame us, moomie!
Cows invented English?
Fútbol
Fußball
英式足球
サッカー
축구
फुटबॉल
Woo-hoo! Go Mouse! Go Mouse!
Eeek! A multi-lingual mouse!
Can a multi-lingual mouse counter-balance the semi-literate trolls we get?
The fact that we Americans use a different word for it doesn’t mean either one of us is wrong. “Soccer” is correct for us. “Football” is correct for you (and almost everyone else in the world).
Can’t we all just get along?
Nightshayde, I’ve seen people come to blows over whether to call that sugary sparkly beverage “pop” or “soda”.
I think the answer is, for the most part, “No…we really can’t.” Humans aren’t as evolved as we’d like to think we are (with a few delightful exceptions! *SQUEEEZE!*).
Guh, ugh, grunt!
*bashes scotty with club*
Me transmitte now! Not you!
Jon, I don’t think that’s gonna go over very well with the failpeeps.
b-b-but…. I was just playing along
No worries Jon, I knew where you were going.
Sorry Nightshayde, but “football” is correct. “Soccer” is wrong.
*THWACK!!*
…and shellacked fishs are not allowed in the game called “football”. Well, maybe in the States, but you Americans ARE crazy.
*rubs aching spot*
*leaves*
This simply isn’t cricket.
For you Arthur.
(clicky)
I’m not allowed to see it.
How about now?
Nor curling.
*SNORK*
“…a clash that’s gonna go down in history as one of the many football matches that are happening this weekend…”
Thank you!
Nooo, I know it’s football.
I just think this is funny
*anklesqueeze*
It is very funny! Is that guy an actual sports commentator or something? Or is he just mocking the usual over-hype about football?
It’s David Mitchell of ‘Mitchell and Webb’ fame. Both comedians.
Okay, then I don’t have to envy you Brits for having such a funny sports commenter. Ours suck. All of ‘em.
David Mitchell rules!
Aw, Arthur…I was only funning you. It was a Nerf fish! See??
*holds up squooshy foam fish*
I didn’t mean to make you leave.
I think Jon was going with a caveman sorta thing, Avis. I don’t think he meant any harm…
If we don’t eat our failfriends, it stands to reason that we also don’t bash them.
Now, if a Nerf™ bat was used, that’s a horse of a different color!
It was a BatWow™, and the horse was green.
Why?
Wait, is that a bat that cleans up the mess it makes? Because one or twelve of those would come in very handy around here!
Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna BATWOW! BATWOW!
Yes, Avis, Yes it is
I got it as a early christmas pressie.
And Scott has never been cleaner since his slight bashing!
You’re welcome to borrow it, any time.
A bat that cleans up the mess it makes? That’s one well trained species of Chiroptera.
About the CO2/water/sugar mix, if I remember right in the Northeast *Mass,NH area* it was soda pop or as my grandpy would say soda water. In the MidWest *St.L, IL.* we called it just soda. In Texas we call it coke for any of the brown soda *Coke, Pepsi, Royal Crown*. Unless it was a Dr. Pepper then you asked for a Dr. Pepper or DP. But anyways I will stay with my Mountain Dew *aka MD, MT Dew, Go Juice (my name)*. Note: from MT.Dew web site it got its name originally because it was a flavor add for Moonshine. hehehehehe
There was a time in Texas (not too long ago) when ALL soda (except for Dr. Pepper) was coke. When you ordered “Coke” the waitress would ask what kind. It sounded weird when someone said “orange”.
BTW, that scenario happens in “Back To The Future”.
…Your name is Go Juice? :p
Hmm? What? *looks up at my previous post* All dangit. Could of sworn it put it in.
*drives a cherry picker over to lift up to insert a “for it” after the my name*
AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yeah, I’m having trouble making it through that one too and I’m typically the last one to catch typos.
oh, I’m so sorry! I have always had a problem with spelling and proper grammer usage. I apologize to all for my posts. And when I do know I am making an error I try and correct it. Please forgive me.
S’okay. Here at Failblog, we’ll have you whipped into shape before you can say, “Oops, I made a mistaek.”
You are, of course forgiven…just so long as you promise to never, ever, EVER write “could of” again.
I can’t forgive you, because I’m a zombie and already don’t remember what we’re talking about.
OHNO! Did I run over your foot, tail, body, or comment? I’m sorry. Here have a cookie.
I have everthing from ANZAC biscuit to Wibele.
*sqee… on the other had you alread got enough squeeze.*
*squeeze*
Can’t have too many squeezes.
LGB, yes it is another football fail but it was powered by BREWSKI. That’s good, yes?
I spose it’s better than no fail at all.
I didn’t catch that….ROO ROO BREW BREW….ski
Ooooh — love the new avatar, LGB!
Same for Leila’s avatar.
I owe it all to you, sweetie! Thanks!
*squeeze*
Aw!!
Thank you!!
Wooo-Hoooo! Brewski!!!!
Too bad he’s not here to see it.
We can best serve our friend by not making a big deal of this. I’m sure he’ll see it.
I should have refreshed.
*gets in birdbath too*
*splashes Dilly*
♪♫Splish, splash, I was takin’ a bath…♪♫
*looks around*
EEEP!
*realizes is not alone*
*flies out of birdbath*
Yes, he will see.
Let’s make with the bubbly and the confetti and the other festivities!!!!!!
Congrats Brewski!
*takes a break from suffering*
*wheels in the shiny chrome confetti cannon*
*packs half with powder, half with confetti*
*doesn’t care how overloaded it is*
*lights fuse and dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*peeks out*
*wonders where the confetti went and why it’s snowing ash*
Congrats Brewski.
Wooo Brew!
*drinks a Pilsner Urquell in honour of Brewski*
*Cracks one for a friend*
…
Alright, who wants it before it goes warm?
Me! Me, me, me!
…Wait… cracks one what?
Oh, I’m not sure. I’m no alchoholic beverage expert
Uh… Suggestion?
Stick to the apple juice, kid. I want your liver.
Roundhousekick! Kinda…or not…
Chuck Norris can do it.
*uh I guess this will bring the storm of unfunny 2005 jokes. Blame it all on me*
*stands still*
*removes jacket, revealing wizzard’s robe*
*spreads arms and speaks ancient words not spoken for millenia*
*sparks flash from white half-meter long beard,eyes glow blue*
*skies darken*
*lightning and thunder*
*demonic voices chant “Norris!Norris! In an average room there are 1000+ objects he can kill you with, including the room itself…”*
It is done. The storm of unfunny 2005 jokes is upon us once again…
Ummm…yeah…
Tut-tut — it doesn’t look like rain.
(sigh) Yeah… Those words haven’t been spoken for millenia, they exist only on a small stone tablet written in sumerian (and slang on top of that), and, well…
Pronunciation is always been a bit iffy in such cases
Oh well… There go my chances of a “B” in ancient sorcery…
*Woo-Hoo* for trying!
I see your Chuck Norris and raise you an Audie Murphy. :-p
For our video-challenged FPs:
Goalie gets the ball, goalie falls on the ball, goalie can’t find the ball, ball shoots out from underneath goalie into goalie’s own goal.
I believe he hit it with his leg while crawling around looking for it.
I get a kick out of you.
I bet that’s popular with the punters
Puns are almost a knee-jerk reaction around here.
Got a leg up on that one.
And now the game is afoot.
*squeezes to my peepses*
Much like Starfish, the poet John Keats was five feet.
It’s kicking off now!
*squeezystarfishy*
Liking the new festive holiday avatar!
Thanks LGB!
Imagine the ping-pong ball scene from “Priscilla Queen of the Desert”, only with a soccer ball and a Caucasian man.
Oh, poop!
Please, it’s a new fail now. That last one was getting corny.
Well, corn doesn’t really digest so well and…
… tends to get stuck between your teeth where …
…and there’s often far too much….
Why do you guys like to talk about eating sh!t so much?
We weren’t. We were talking about eating corn. Pay attention!
I say, I say, you’re too short son. The fast ones go right over your head.
Nice boy, not too bright.
Boy’s got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off.
That’s a joke, son. A flag waver.
*runs to get the paddle*
YAY BREWSKI!!!
*tosses confetti*
*leads memorial procession with giant floats, and banners with “POWERED BY BREWSKI”, emblazoned with his striking features*
*salutes in jeep while in front of parade*
*cannons fire*
“striking features”?
As in, the roundness of his can, the blueness of his label, the unidentified nature of its contents..?
That one was a bottle of Chimay. We know the contents. He had other avatars.
(I like your new one btw)
Is it working? My super festive one or my (supposed) current orangey one?
Festive one. And that is a bottle label, not a can.
Try clearing your cache and refreshing. That may enable you to see your new avatar.
So it is!
How embarrassing, I’d always thought it was a can…….
You used to ogle Brewski’s can?
Well – what were we supposed to do when he was running around without pants? Hmmm?
I…uh…no, it’s just so…ummm…
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Oooo… Thanks for pointing that out, Avis, or I wouldn’t have seen it.
Like both your festive avatars, Avis and Jon!
*grins*
Thankie!
I love them!!!! I always have to refresh / clear the cache to see the new avatars. *sigh*
♪ It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas … ♪
LEILA!!! I LOVE the hat on your fleur-de-leila!
Geaux, Leila!
It’s a MPD/psychotic cat from the comic series “Bear”. This particular !mage is him deciding he’s a Satanist. I realize it doesn’t sound too entertaining in my synopsis, but a very amusing read none-the-less. (safe to clickie)
I admit, even I have considered a seasonal change, just to fit in you understand. But do you know how difficult it is to find a zombie smiley wearing a Santa hat?
Don’t look for a smiley, just look for an !mage. That’s how I find my avatars.
Here, try this. Clickie!
Great find Avis!
:mregreen:
(My first one got moderated out of existence)
I give up.
Oh come on now… Could be worse you know?
…could be raining.
I am experiencing some technical difficulties. Again.
Stoopid ‘puter!
LGB…you wouldn’t happen to be hanging out with ZA in, say, a graveyard, would you?
Avis, if I win in the lottery I’ll buy you a new computer. And I will pay someone to explain everything to you.
Arthur, that is sooooo sweet! But in the interest of full disclosure, the PTB and I have been in communication about my little problem. It’s been decided that it must be some kind of connection error. Since it’s ONLY this site that has the problems.
But if you still want to pay someone to explain my computer to me, THANK YOU!!!!!!
*squeeze*
You folks are amazing. Many thanks! This will do nicely, at least until I find time to play with the site NS suggests below.
*squeeze*
Eeep!
*picks bits of ZA out of feathers*
Perhaps I should have thought that one through a bit more.
See what you think of this one, ZA:
ht tp://www.ghoulfriday.com/files/ghoulfm/blogs/2009/June_July/ZombieSantaHat.jpg
Same one Avis above found for me! GMTA?
Now that was weird. I didn’t expect being logged into gravatar would also have me logged in here. Learn something new every day I guess.
Hey! Went back to your old self for a minute?
LOL — no shortage of people trying to outfit you, ZA!
*sigh* Posted a response, but it’s in moderation because I used the “i” word.
If you go to this site, you can add decorations to your existing avatar. It’s how a bunch of the Cheezpeeps have added Santa hats to their kitteh avatars.
*squeezelittleNS*
Thanks! I’m going to try it. I’m not really feeling the love on my festive holiday avatar.
Yours is pretty, LGB — tough to see though unless you pull it up separately and make it bigger.
Subtlety is difficult to achieve with a thumbnail !mage, methinks.
Omg…the santa hat absolutely makes it, though. *snork*
Oooh!!! Maybe I will add a santa hat to my fleur de lis / leila.
That’s slick – I’ll have to play with that one later. Thanks NS!
It’s fun, and it’s easy. Enjoy!
You guys look great!
*posts in festive new avatar*
Like mine? I couldn’t find a Christmasy Smurfette.
Very nice Judy!
Oooo.. cute smurfette!
Your tiny avatar has a Santa hat, but your large avatar I can’t get to reload.
It’s a ninja large avatar.
And, thanks to Fluffy (with the new Santa hat!), Smurfette is now more appropriately dressed for the holiday!
*holiday cheery squeezes*
*hands around cheery juice*
LOVE it, Fluffy and Judy!
Darn, I still can’t see Fluffy’s new avatar.
Well, she doesn’t have a new one. But she created Judy’s, which is why I was telling her I love it, too.
*squeeze*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I’ve just been informed that I’m wrong about that.
*bukkits again*
Obviously I can’t see it either.
*sips cheery juice*
I’m sure we’ll get to enjoy it tomorrow.
I see it, I see it, I see it!!
Cheery juice is magic.
(Okay, I know I was posting, but I meant ‘posing’.)
I like it!!
So everyone can see mine except me? :\
Apparently! If it’s any consolation, it’s very nice!
Christmas Smurfette – clicky
Aw, thanks, Mouse, but I saw that site already. I didn’t want to use a picture of a toy. But the effort is appreciated! *squeeze*
Just don’t squeeze too hard. Those honey sticks are expensive!
Clear your cache, and then refresh. If that doesn’t work, I got nothing.
It’s working now. I cleared my cache (Google Chrome is very helpful with that) but nothing happened for about 15 mins.
Sometimes it takes awhile. We still don’t really know why.
Oh well, I’m feeling nice and festive now! And it’s only 13 days ’til my birthday!
I hope mine has changed into a festive mood…
Has it? I can’t see a change. Hmmph!
Does your avatar know to do that automatically BFF?
Not yet, as far as I can tell, BFF. Man, I wish I could see new avatars instantaneously, like everybody else does on FB.
MY NAME!!! How do I change it back again?
I’ve decided to log out now. Let’s hope it works. It better. Or else…
*th
AWWWWW!!!
I can tell you how to do it with a Mac, but not a PC. If it’s any consolation, I can see your new festive avatar, and it’s very nice!
Really? Oh, thank you, Avis! That’s all I needed to hear! I can spread the Christmas joy through my avatar now! Yippeee!!!
*happily speeds away in jeep, decked in tinsel and holly wreathes*
Ctrl F5 generally does the trick in IE but you may have to go through the options menu to delete stuff properly.
You need to sign out.
Mine did that earlier
BFF is a wreath!!!! Usually Ctrl F5 works for me. Otherwise for IE6, you have to go and clear your temporary internet files and cookies by going to Tools -> Internet Options -> Delete Cookies —- when that’s done, Delete Files. You will just have to re-enter your name and email address below.
Mwahahahaha
Jinx! :p
*facepalm*
Must refresh.
And nice festive avatar!
CTRL + F5 also works in Firefox.
Festive — very festive!
I found one for you, Judy, but it was just a pic of a pillow.
Do you want to see it?
I saw that one too! I tried to post a link to the ornament I found, but the addy had the dreaded “i” word in it. And the site is called “kittys cavern”. Which sounds a little dirty.
Aw, thanks! Everyone is so helpful!
Anyway, I used the clicky nightshayde suggested; here’s hoping it worked!
*squeezes all helpful friends*
It sure did, very cute!
Yay, Judy!
So cute!
*Formation of Starfleet ships flyby the parade with the Enterprise in the lead*
*Ships skywrite “Woohoo Brewski”*
*Ships fire torpedoes which burst into fireworks*
Where’s the doggie?
He doesn’t handle the Star Trek stuff.
Don’t understimate the canine.
Words to live by.
He doesn’t need to though, Mr. Scott is always nearby.
Cool! Another party!
*drinks another Pilsner in honour of Brewski*
And now for the regional payoffs… er… PLAY-offs..
I thought he was about to breakdance for a split second there!
Stop, HAMMER TIM- …oh bugger.
Can’t touch this!
I’m just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can’t sue!
Da-Nanana NaNa NaNa Can’t touch this!
I am liking your outlook today Jon.
The more I smile, the less I remember about last night
It’s all good.
That’s very good. *squeeze*
*squeezes*
Needless to say, I’m still on speaking terms with both of them, which helps.
I’m far too forgiving and nice.
Nothing wrong with that. Harboring anger is not good for your health anyway.
What about harbouring freight ships and various imported cargo?
How about harbo(u)ring fugitives?
I suppose it’s okay if you like living on the edge.
BFF!
*longtimenoskaweeeeeeze*
LGB! Nice to see you!
*greatbigbearhugsqueeeeeze*
How’ve ya been?
Very well, thank you. Mistya! Everything going okay in your world?
Good, good. Everything’s hunky-dory so far, except for one thing – EXAMS!!! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!! AAAAARGHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOPP!!!
.
Anyway, I’m waffling on.
I’ve just finished my exams. Didn’t do too badly at all.
Fortunately the whole Medical career track is still looking achievable.
There, there! Poor baby!
*pat.pat*
Here’s some syrup to go with your waffles…
Suzie? A little help here?
Got ya!!
*adds yummy buttery goodness to waffles*
Hope that’s enough!
I keep some spare in the cooler, just in case…
Just exactly where do you think I got it from???
I, um … well, you see … Ooooooooh!!!! Look up there!!!! It’s a sky…
*flees*
Not again! And SkyFleas are the hardest kind to get rid of..
*Sprays Leila with SkyFlea spray*
*cough* *COUGH!!!!*
Ahem!!! Wow, that kinda burns my throat.
Dystychiphobia – fear of accidents.
And, just for fun:
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia – fear of long words.
I’m sorry LGB, you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Now please, stop screaming, it’s only Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Really. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia never hurt anyone.
♫ Isn’t it ironic, don’cha think? ♫
♫ A little too ironic! ♫
NO! No one single thing she mentions in that stoopid song is ironic! Gah!
Therein lies the irony.
Great Scott, have you seen the TV show Castle? It’s about a mystery writer that wanted to research police proceedure and stuff. Well, throughout the first 3 or 4 episodes, he kept correcting people that used the word irony wrong. Then in a later episode, the cop he’s paired up with uses it correctly and he thanks her fervently. LOL
I haven’t seen it, but it sounds interesting, thanks!
Fun dialogue.
It’s very amusing when I try to teaching my students about irony and what it really is. I keep saying things like, “No, that’s a coincidence.” “No, that’s serendipity.” “NO, rain on your wedding day is just kind of a bummer.”
It’s hard to define without using examples.
Ironically, I can’t think of one at the moment.
When I “try to teaching”??
*bukkits*
Y’know, if you hadn’t pointed that out, you would have got away with it.
You have succeeded in teach us about irony.
Oh, someone would have caught it, believe me, and it’s always worse to be caught than to admit fault at the very beginning.
Besides…I don’t try to “get away” with things. I’m a big believer in owning up to mistakes.
Hmmm. So you’re not Tiger Woods. Good to know!
Why, irony: that’s like goldy, or bronzy.
But if you touch trolls with irony, they scream in pain and shrivel up. It’s really cool.
I thought it was supposed to be cold.
I thought “really cool” was cold.
Mouse, you’re thinking of Fey, not Trolls.
Trolls in tights?
Bad chemistry?
♪ Yeah, I really do think! ♪
Betcha can’t say that 10 times fast.
that that that that that that that that that that!!!
So there!!!!!!!!!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
There. “It” once, slowly.
Very well done my little feathered friend.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
It had to be done.
“that 10 times fast”
You betcha!That that that that that that that that that that.
XD its was a match of 2 off the teams off my country anderlecht vs genk
lol
FAIL
Anderlecht – Roeselare
now please.. hi?
Please you? I hardly know you! But, I guess it would be okay to just say hi. Hi!
Then stop grabbing his butt!
The moment I saw this in the football highlights of the week a while ago, I knew it would end up on failblog sooner or later :p
OK, now give me tomorrow’s lottery numbers.
4…..34……14…..22…..9 and the powerball is 12.
Assuming your lottery system works with 6 balls, i guarantee you that will sooner or later be the winning combination!
OK Judy, I played them. If those numbers hit, I won’t forget who it was that gave me them!
I’m already spending my share, sweetie!!!
♫♪ I love you, you love me!! ♫♪
Hi boys and girls! See these people kicking the soccer ball? Doesn't that look fun? Did you know that people in other countries call it "football"? Can you say "football"?Barney loves soccer. It's fun and good for you too! Let's go play right now!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
Where’s Gracie???
Uh Oh!!!
Dile, that’s not me. I swear.
*flees thread*
Are you trying to say that the other times that Barney has made an appearance – it was you???
Point and laugh!! Quickly. That which grows with adversity and strengthens with hardship will often wither and die in the face of pointed laughter.
Uh huh. I’d check under your bed for dinosaurs tonight, LEILA
*lower lip quivers*
Fine… Santa isn’t real!!!!!!
*flees thread*
Ruh-roh.
Like wow! We’d better not go near any beds Scoob. Let’s go get a pizza instead.
How did that stoner say so darn skinny?
With a really weird inflection of the glottal stops.
You mean, he inhaled the pizza?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Aaargh!!!
*runs to shed, gets gas can and a box of matches*
*electric guitar plays solo in background*
*Corey Taylor’s voice* Let’s. Be. Friends!
Oh, Barney! It’s so nice to see you!!!!
*purple squeeze!*
*shakes head like dissapointed parent*
*walks to corner with head down, weeping silently*
*put’s arm around Judy’s heaving shoulders*
Honey, you know we love you. Do you understand what you did wrong?
She forgot to put her Hazmat suit on?
She squeezed the enemy…
Well, I’ve had lots of success squeezing trolls, it’s worth trying on the purple monstrosity.
Au contraire, ma chere.
See??? Arthur knows! Arthur understands!!!
You want love? How about some zombie love!
*claws up from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*safety*
*cranks up volume, pushes play*
*AC/DC’s Highway to Hell starts playing*
*very deafeningly loud – painfully loud*
*11 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard head bangs and slam dances toward Barney*
*screams can be heard, purple flesh flies everywhere*
*blood and bones erupt like fireworks*
*zombie hoard slam dances back toward the graveyard*
*few traces of the former Barney remain*
*folks are reminded the remnants are technically a zombie now*
I like your style, ZA. And I love that song! But you should be reminded – Barney is our friend.
That goal got owned.The goalie owned himself?
Only ten percent of the players can even do that.… and that’s more than half!
They don’t leave the house much.
That was a Chuck-Norris-Roundhouse-Goal-Kick he showed us there. Nice one!
You mean up there ^^^^^^^^^.
They are from Belgium what else you aspect to do?
Would you like some aspic?
*head asplodes*
*ducks to hide from asplosion*
I aspect this will need a lot of cleaning up…
I thought the assplosion was dealt with in the last fail.
Too much asparagus, apparently.
You know what they say…”When you make an asplosion, it makes an as out of plo and sion.”
It’s nice to aspire to something, though.
Oh goodie goodie goodie goodie!
*gets all giddy and stuff*
*cleans up the mess*
*finds some extra brain bits*
*noms them happily*
*knows LGB has plenty more to spare where that came from*
Anderlecht – Roulers
(Belgium championship)
That’s one fail keeper!
*tests new christmas avatar*
Awwww – so cute!
Absolutely adorabible!
Teehee! Like all the :monkey” posts from the great Emoticon Shift earlier in the year!
Tsk.
*knocks out ” and replaces with : *
I’m testing a new christmas avatar, too.
Rather appropriate, did you make it?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I would have greatly preferred to, Scotty. I had a few ideas and this one was close…I lifted it off the Web. It’s all I have time for at the moment. It maintains a certain continuity, don’t you think?
You all look so different… I will not compete in this! Not even a tiny red hat on my JJ. He would look ridiculous.
*squeeze*
Aww…phoooooo.
*squeeze*
I agree. A red hat would look ridiculous. That’s why you put a Santa suit on him. Leave the red hat.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
It’s ok for him to look ridiculous — absurdity makes people smile!
I thought looking ridiculous was the point this time of year.
Yay, Arthur!
Yay, AA! (I was thinking a Santa hat on your top star – but this is good, too)
Yay, Qwaz!
*does a happitayl dance*
Seemed the chic thing to do
I like your new look, Arthur!
*pouts at Judy*
Hey, if you would have waited, you’d have seen that I was just about to comment on the fact that both you and Dragon have both gone “festive” with your avatars and that it really looks great!!!
Sowwy. I’m not myself.
Who are you? Cuz I thought you were our AA.
Yeah, well, we don’t really play on the old fails. So it will only seem odd if one of them gets chosen to power a video.
What a cyoot wil dwaggon!
And I like your twismas twee!!
Woohoo! Did I miss the campaogn for Christmas avatars?
Look at me, my hat will keep me warm.
O i?
I know, jam! You started a great trend!
Nuh huh! Not me! No way no way.
Is there an echo in here?
…here?
Hey, we ALL look great! Anyone who doesn’t join in is just….well…okay, maybe they’re Jewish or something but…uh….nevermind.
(Apologies to those of you who don’t observe our customs and/or traditions this time of year. Thank you for tolerating us!)
(post cont’d)
*pulls hard on Judy’s foot*
*POP*
Is that better?
Signed, Nightshayde
Thanks, sweetie!
*non-denominational squeeze*
Today, Dec. 8, is also a high holy day in Zen Buddhism, the date they celebrate the Buddha’s enlightenment.
Peace and light to all soft hearts and open minds.
_()_
Awww!
FIRST
Congratulations. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Copyright infringement!
Where’s my lawyer?
Leeeeeei-laaaaaaa!!!
Oh no she didn’t!!!
*hands NS a Cease and Desist Notification*
This is effective immediately cute litte kitty kat you.
Fankoo!
Your avatar is back with a hat on!!
I likey!!! Mine isn’t looking all so hot. 
Thanky!
What’s wrong with yours? I like it. The different red really stands out….
Sowwy. I was just trying to help.
Oh noes!!!!! Don’t cry, little nightshayde!!
Just having a bit of fun with our little kitteh!
Feel free at any time! You don’t even need to ask!
*forgivemeforcallingmylawyersqueeze*
It’s such a great line. I felt honored to be able to use it.
You’re too kind and so sweet.
*retracts Cease and Desist Order*
I didn’t mean to make you cry NS.
*sends LGB huge bill*
*squeeze*
It’s all good, Leila.
I like your festive avatar!
*forgivemeforcallingmylawyersqueeze*???
*RIGLMAO*
Yay — ZA went festive!
It’s beginning to look a lot like a zombie christmas!
I wouldn’t want to see what Zombie Santa leaves in your stocking.
I’m guessing “a foot.”
Whose foot is a different question entirely.
Oooh – I just looked more closely at your avatar. Me likey! That’s quite pretty. It looks like a grey wreath in the thumbnail, but the detail in it is lovely!
Thankee! I was afraid the small version wouldn’t show enough detail, but I decided it looked pretty anyway.
OK with over 200 posts already here, you do realize that was a joke, right?
:[
Clickie. I’d recommend the section on “Vanilla Trolls”
Stop it. You know very well I’m the one who told you about the FP blog!!!
I was talking to D-bag.
And it was Arthur.
Oh, fart. I thought I could talk you into that one…
Not today, I’m almost as on-the-ball as the goalie
Just thought I’d mention, Jon, I’m impressed with how you are dealing with your “jilt” from that girl yesterday. Here you are, you’re sick, you just got stiffed, and you’re on FB, making people feel good and laugh. Bravo!
*standing ovation for Jon*
Thanks, I hadn’t prepared a speech, but i suppose i have to thank you guys.
You’ve cheered me up just as much as I have (hopefully) cheered you up. Laughter is the finest medicine, so they say.
And besides, he’s a nice guy and she’s a nice girl, they’re nice together. I’m far too calm to flip out and never talk to them again/whatever. Life’s too short.
Thanks everyone.
What’s a joke?
A pig fell in the mud.
You just had to pick a dirty joke.Is there any other kind?!?
♪
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time for my arrival
♪
*shakes her groove thang*
I love that song. It’s got that beat that kinda helps you get your frustrations out.
Hmmmm, When does the next semester of Humor 101 start?
You are already in class silly dog!!
I meant for Mr. Clueless D-bag up there. ^^
I know silly. I still wanted to stick my nose in.
*boops Leila on the nose she stuck in, pedals off on a unicycle*
That goalie is going to go kill himself now, or get stabbed probably. He doesn’t realize that soccer is totally meaningless.
did he get beating up by fan…. and died?
I LOVE ALL MY FESTIVE FAILPEEPS!!!!
What is it about this season that brings so much cheer? I swear, people are much nicer around this time of year too.
Is it my !magination?
Thanks Leila. I’m a personal fan of December, cos it’s my birthday on the 21st too!
It’s tough to tell when you’re joking sometimes…
I love this time of year, too!!
*big failpeep-squeeeeeeeezity*
It just started snowing here. Again. And it appears to be lake effect snow. Woo-hoo,
Hehe!
I’ve been wanting to go festive but I’m having a tough time deciding between one of two pictures… perhaps all the brilliant minds here could help a poor little indecisive boy make the final decision?
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Never mind. I made my decision now.
I think you’re right, Leila. At this time of year, people are constantly being reminded to be nice & to treat others with kindness. At other times of year, I think too many people tend to forget those things.
Who are all you guys?
We’re the ghosts of christmas avatars past, present and future…prepare to be taken on the journey of a lifetime where at the end you, too, will decorate your avatar with christmas cheer.
*squeeze*
Come in! and know me better, man!
for those who are interested,
this happend in Belgium: RSC Anderlecht vs SV Roeselare
the goalie of Roeselare made the mistake (his name is Sierens)
and the match after that the fans fans of the other team made a really funny song about it
For those of you who aren’t observant, we’ve been told 3 times already.
- Why does a Belgian take a spoon in the car with him?
- In case he drives it into the soup.
But lovely christmas snow on a branch does.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
It’s ice by the way.
Dang. Hold on…
*blows up avatar*
Oh. Um…woops. Sorry about that!
BOOM!
Oooh – that’s pretty!
Thanks.
NS – have been so busy today, I didn’t get a chance to personally thank you for the site you mentioned. It’s made so many of us so much more festive!
*thankful squeeze*
Is the belgian for spoon “golf club” and belgian for soup “fire hydrant / tree”?
This happened in Belgium The goalies name is “Sierens”
Really!? Huh, no one told us that before!
oh the poor chap….
i feel for him.
Aw, guys, come on. I mean, it’s soccer… that’s one of those games where they score a point every few seconds, after all.
What do you mean, I’m thinking about Basketball!? How often do you score goals in Soccer?
Really!? Whoa….
…wonder if he’s looking for a job.
Jeez, man. Talking to yourself? No wonder they call you crazy…
Nice site you got CrazyNewt. A Canadian eh too. I liked your war story.
I saw it live , funny as hell! XD
Got like football. He scoooooooores.
football that scores slow. such boring game for me. tell me people about your reactions with me. -cheers-
Did that guy score on his own team?
I would like to put a Christmas hat on my eagle but don’t know how. Got any ideas on free drawing programs.
Do you have Paint? Can you Google a hat image and then cut and paste it to your image in Paint?
dammit. Moderated because of dreaded i word.
Again:
Do you have Paint? Can you Google a hat picture and then cut and paste it to your picture in Paint?
Did he…did he pinch you??
bamp
paint will not allow cut and paste?
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i like big dreams and i can’t pretend, you other fellas can’t offend
when the clock turns twelve, we can all have a delve
at my silly excuse to get u to read my troll
no need to roll along,
i made this song on the john,
so double check ur disposition
and check out my own rendition
Sabot got the thing for ya…
end transmission.
it’s a GOALKEEPER not a god damn goalie. this ain’t a hockey. also, it’s called FOOTBALL, because you kick the ball all the time, not run around with it (oh and kick it just once or twice per game).
and yes, i am also aware that me trying to make a difference here is like pissing against the wind
How often do you attempt the second thing?
This is the reason us belgian guys FAILed to qualify for a decent soccer tournament the last eight years
Haha, Sierenske toch
Hij heeft het zelfs tot FailBlog gemaakt… Giere 
I cant belive noone else has seen this about the video, but the keeper didnt fail anything, that was not a goal. One of the players from the “scoring” team was insanely far in off-side, so the referee must have called off-side for the keeper’s team anyway. That means the ball was out of play when the keeper fumbled it into the goal.
FYI, in soccer its keeper not goalie, thats hockey
rolf why again in belgian footbal and my favourite club (Anderlecht who made the goal) was again involved lol
FOV problem
hahaha XD
I saw that on TV it was in the belgian footballcompetition :p (I live in Belgium). the scoring team (not the goalies team) is my favorite club: “Anderlecht”. This had to happen some day our competition is named after a beer.
HA HA! The goalie just kicked the ball into the goal net after the save! Opposition win!
well, sucks for him.
wow, what a miss!