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Blitzen, having not been merry enough, was swiftly dealt with by Santa
Mary’s boy child, Jesus Christ , killed on his first day (of reign)
rudolf the rednose dead dear
Rudolf the dead-nose reindeer?
Rudolph the red-neck reindeer!
(yay, my first pun *does dance on keyboard*
OutlawX02: You should have written “FIRST!!!”…I am very disappointed.
Disappointed that he’s not a total hootard?
Besides, the “First” yellers were too busy decorating their house to fool their friends into believing their hunting story.
your just hating cuz you’ve never been first xD
No. S/he is right.
OBJECTION!!!
Firsters are self-fisters, imho.
Hey now, that’s not fair, I’ve never “first-ed”. Don’t categorise me in there!
Thanks now I gotta clean the coffee out of my keyboard again
It’s never safe to drink while reading the comments on Failblog. Never.
this is some raw material children
BAD Santa
No no, this is clearly a case of hunting win.
“Oh yeah? Well, while you’re scooping blood and guts out of your deer and worrying about the processing, *I* got a nice, clean, glow-in-the-dark buck! Sucks to be you!”
holy crap thats my teachers house.omfg!!!!
And how is this a fail???? I see nothing but WIN here!
Perhaps the pagan ritual to summon the ghost of Santa was not performed correctly.
Holly King.
*sigh*
Oak King’s going to take the Holly King down this Midwinter, Tyler Durden style.
Agreed.
good stuff
I agree
EXACTLY! I’ve seen this and I LOVE IT! Besides, it is *far* more classy than Santa peeing off a rooftop (seen that one, too!)
I agree! When I am done here, I am going out in the front yard and making some changes to the display!
AGREED. WIN
Agreed. Nothing but WIN, and if anybody says otherwise, you better have a damn good argument.
Wholeheartedly seconded! Nothing better to keep the carolers away!
Actually you eitheded, but who’s counting?
Yes, this is most definately WIN!
uhm epic Win?
Not for the poor deer. *gives best puss & boots eyes*
you do realize that there is not a “real” deer in that picture.
WHAT! Next thing you’ll be telling us that real deer aren’t made of christmas lights at all?
Last night during the wind and the rain, our Christmas light buck blew off the balcony and landed mounted on the Christmas light doe. It was like the nature channel done in lights.
No but we WILL be saying real deer are spelled with an “a”.
OK dear?
I like how the red lights underneath symbolise reindeer meat halal stylee.
At least we know what is for christmas dinner. Cupid steaks
Someone had better tell this guy you can’t eat your Christmas lights.
It all depends on how much you’ve had to drink.
If he’s bleeding it halal style, he’s probably not allowed to drink… or celebrate Christmas!
*head assplodes*
I live in redneck country, and I wouldn’t put anything past these guys.
I would half expect to see a real one with lights attached.
Needs The Night Santa Went Crazy blasting in the background
Comment win
Awesome! LOL, that is great…
♫ … He’s got… high high hopes, he’s got… high high hopes. … ♫
Actually Jam, Some Muslim do celebrate Christmas. They just skip the littl’ jesus stuff and the mass, and go directly to the presents. Quite clever actually.
That’s what I do every year!
except for the whole not eating under the gold sun thing
I don’t even have to do the Jewish stuff! Yay for aetheism!
no, that’s the blood you get from gutting the thing after shooting it, besides aren’t cloven hooved animals not halal?
not sure about halal but for kosher… the animal has to have a true cloven hoof and chew it’s own cud.
No, I’m pretty sure it’s animals who *don’t* have cloven hoovese who are not halal. Muslim dietary rules seem very similar to those of kashrut (Jewish dietary rules).
And this display is pretty sick, if you ask me.
I totaly agree. some redneck moron who thinks it’s funny to display even a “fake” dead deer…i wouldn’t put it past them to light up a real dead one. but he’s to busy shovin’ it in his face.
Nothing wrong feeding your family. By the way, the term ‘redneck’ comes from working outside and getting your neck burned. Plenty of people work outside, and are not morons.
yes, but how many hunters do so to feed their families and how many do so for the pleasure of killing someone.
And while I know the etymology of “redneck”, its meaning has morphed into something different. Just ask Jeff Foxworthy.
Ahem, something, not someone. Deer are not people.
People aren’t the only beings WHO matter.
I’m fairly sure that in general they are. I mean, humans do have the most power/intelligence to do right or wrong, and are also seemingly more intelligent than other animals. Therefore, they matter more, if not only. Besides, they put “for the pleasure of killing someone” and that would only apply to a person, so substituting “something” is vastly more apropos.
no. for kosher it has to have a true cloven hoof and eat its own cud.
for example a cow is kosher – has a true cloven hoof & eats its own cud
but a pig is not because it doesn’t eat it’s own cud
or at least that’s what my old jewish cookbook said =)
wierdness win
I agree, total epic win.
They’re gang raping Santa in the shed as well.
Yep, since it’s not allowed on the bus anymore…
that’s (comment by Klutzo 4:20am) sick. not even funny to joke about.
Oh dear….I wonder how much he had to rein it in!
It’s raining reindeer blood, halal-ujah.
He’s going to make Donner kebabs.
He’ll serve them at the Donner party.
Will there be Dancers?
Yes, and they’ll all get Blitzened.
Ooh, you’re a bad influence. You naughty Vixen!
*dashes in*
*prances about*
I LOVE this reindeer party!
She was in and out like a comet.
You all forgot Olaf! (♫ Olaf the other reindeer … ♫)
You are just being Cupid now!
where are your manners!? is this some kind of rude-off?But….but…
*lower lip wobbles*
They won’t let me join in with their games.
*flounces off*
Doesn't anyone caribou't K@'s fake feelings?*ant elopes to the next fail*
*falls forward, springboks ... fail fellow follows K@*Nit: contrary to most people’s understanding, in the poem it’s “Donder,” not “Donner.”
Tis the season to be hung falalala lalal lala..
And this reindeer is particularly well hung.
And you know this how….????LOL
EPIC WIN
The fail here is the pergola..overhang far too long, used indoor screws, spacers are too wide, supports too small-should be at least 6″ x 6″ and overall an eyesore.
The viscerated deer- well thats a win.
Wow, that looks like something someone around where I live would do
A-yup!
should be a win
Humbug win!
you misspelled hamburger, deer
You called?
ohallo! ein anderes Gewinner!Is is definitely CHRISTMAS LIGHT WIN! Especially the pile of red lights below on the stump.
♫ And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he glows. ♫
Him being ET’s finger?
“E.T with your Falanges so bright
will you guide my sleigh tonight?”
If that’s what you whippersnappers call it these days…
*shrugs*
*snaps whip*
Oh, you meant the other thing…….sorry.
I see this as a big time win!!!
This is actually full of WIN!
Man, I wish I would have had a real buck hanging up this season.
Rogers?
I think you may have a few people complaining about that.
I have a shark’s tooth if that’s any good to him.
Hmmm… even I’m struggling to know what I’m talking about here.
I’ll go now.
*shrugs*
I megladon ‘t know!
^ Sie hat Zähne.Vermutlich im Gesicht?
oHaifisch!Don’t forget your coat.
But baby it’s cold outside!
Some good fresh Deer meat would be good. We have a shoulder and a back leg in out deep freeze =d Yumm
Coming from a state that has alot of deer hunting, I know that this was intentional. Deer are commonly hung in that way in order to be cleaned and gutted – hence the reg lights beneath it.
I hope the humans who do that to those poor animals suffer the same fate.
If you include all those who benefit from such behaviour, you wish death to the vast majority of mankind. Just sayin’.
How does one benefit from gutting a poor defenseless animal?
Going to a store and buying a steak, for example.
…and making a great place to hide!
*is forcefully reminded of Hoth*
He’s Tauntaunting you.
When is the next fail coming? *looks @ watch*
Or a lightbulb, even.
It’s very sad. All those packaged lightbulbs, and we never give a thought to where they came from.
Humans disgust me.
Light bubbas.Not necessary. Let’s all be respectful and agreed to disagree. I already stepped off my soapbox and you should stop mocking.
Hey, believe it or not, there are people that are POOR in this country, and can’t afford what many take for granted. So they hunt deer and gut the “poor defenseless animal” so they and their children have something to EAT all winter long.
Hunting for sport most often results in the hunter cutting off the head and leaving the carcass in the woods to rot. Hunting for actual food purposes results in what you see here; someone properly dressing a deer so the meat can be processed.
Things have to die so other things can live. It’s the way life is. Don’t like it? Tough. Just don’t eat, ever. Because those alfalfa sprouts used to be alive, too…
that’s the biggest lie hunters dream up to justify going out and stalking a defenseless animal. that’s why, in the U.S. they have wefare and food stamps…so they can go to the store and buy food. btw~i don’t eat any meat. and hate to burst your bubble(head) but if it doesnt breath, it wasn’t “alive”. you must have “failed” biology. LOL!
“it doesnt breath, it wasn’t “alive””
Wait, who failed biology? XD
Plants do respire.
Exactly, Manda implied they didn’t.
Deer are far from defenseless. And if you want to make things more fair, go hunting with a spear and see how far that gets you. At least a gun kills them fast. Also, have you heard of a little something called pride? Most people would rather get their own food than admit they have no money. Also, the only things that aren’t technically alive that are mentioned in biology books are viruses. Plants are totally alive, and if you had ever been in school you would know that.
Manda failed English as well.
Riiiiiiiiiight, because nobody has EVER hunted deer for food… Or I suppose I was just imagining all those venison steaks I ate when I was younger. Nobody in my family has ever been on food stamps because we all work for a living and know how to supplement with backyard gardens and *gasp* hunting.
You’re right that plants do not breathe. But they do indeed respire. And yes there is a difference. What sort of revisionist biology did you study that classifies plants as non-living? Let’s break down the word biology, too… Bio – life, ology – study of. Biology is therefore the study of life. So if plants aren’t alive, why learn about them in biology.
Whatever. I’m not saying that nobody out there hunts for sport. All I’m saying is that if you’re hunting for sport, you don’t take the time and trouble to dress the deer.
It’s delicious. Are you actually too stupid to understand that?
Meat is delicious. Yum. <—way over your head, apparently.
I’m not advocating anything, just wondering what logic you are following. More people get fed per acre if they eat the food grown directly.
That may be – but it wasn’t what Leila was talking about, if I understood her correctly. She said anyone who treated an animal like that should be treated in the same way. If that includes all human meat-eaters, even if they don’t directly kill animals, this planet wouldn’t be as crowded. That was my logic.
Ah, got it. I thought you were suggesting that people who indirectly benefit from those who kill animals would starve.
While it is true that more food can be obtained through farming, that only advocates against farm animals. Woods are still necessary, and as deer live in them and need to have their ranks thinned it’s the most effective use of the resources there.
This has to be from Wisconsin
Am I the only one who finds this utterly disturbing?
Nope. I am actually repulsed enough to post my first ever Fail Blog comment. I know, I KNOW, that I would absolutely despise the person that put up that disgusting display.
Seriously? Grow up. People eat deer. This is the way of things.
*raises hand*
I don’t.
Just taking a bite out of them also isn’t nice.
*nom*
Ouch!
I read that as “taking a bite out of men…”.
ROFL!!!
Depending on the technique I’d say that’s mostly okay.
I didn’t think that you of all people would have a problem with it. Sooooooo…
*bites AE but doesn’t say where*
I would ask them where I could get such an awesome display!
God, I certainly hope you don’t eat any meat at all. Because if you do, that would make you a complete hypocrit.
She doesn’t so shhhhhh.
Thank you.
*squeeze*
*fellowveggiesqueeze*
Other things I do, but don’t put up as a Chrismas display: poop, hork up phlegm, copulate. Am I a hypocrite for not wanting to see a chunk of fecal matter festooned with lights hanging from my, or anyone’s, front porch?
The display could quite likely be considered poor taste, but to be honest, I find your comment wishing for the murder and desecration of human beings above far more disturbing.
Epic win!!!
i would have thought that would be a “win”
cos it’s funny and was obviously done on purpose.
yay for twisted decorations =)
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Redneck WIN! lol
Though,I’d rather have a real one bleeding m=in my back yard.
Mmmmm,Bambi steaks.
Lmao,this comment’s probably going to scar a little child for life.
Muwahahahaha.
-shifty eyes,cough-
No one saw that…
in* Damned typos
-kills them all-
Bahaha! Diiiieeeee Typos!
This should be a WIN, not a FAIL !!!
Poor Poor Donner….he flew through Kentucky during Muzzle Loading season…:(
Are we sure it wasn’t Blitzen with the 30 ought 6?
Definitely a WIN, not a fail…
WIN!WIN!WIN!
RUDOLF IS DOING A KEG-STAND!
No,Rudolf is bleeding so we can have Christmas dinner =d Yummy
This is a win to me!!
Total WIN – proud member of PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals!
So let me get this straight. Flesh decaying zombies, disembodied human heads, arms, legs, etc., axes in any part of the human body are all okay, but this is disgusting? Really? Just because it’s a month and a half later? Whatever.
Yes, but Halloween is supposed to be a wacky holiday of weird things; Xmas is not.
A wacky holiday of weird things? Let’s see…….. the birth of a child by woman who never had sex, the child grows up to lead a revolution, he is killed in front of hundreds of people yet returns from the dead a week later, and millions of people around the world worship him thousands of years later. Wacky holiday of weird things seems to come twice a year =D
I think that’s a win XD
No, that right there is a hunter’s win.
I gotta say… I think this is actually quite clever and kind of awesome
that is epicly amazing. I wish I had thought of that.
100% WIN
i think this should be a win!
SANTA WILL HAVE REVENGE or sex with u wife
I think that´s a win.
Just what I was about to say. It reminds me when my Social Studies teacher hung a balloon Rudolph from a noose at the top of the chalkboard!XD
Me too!!
Next time you want to do an execution, TRY THE NECK!
OMG! I was in line at the post office in Nanaimo, B.C. today and the guy in front of me was telling his friend that he had strung a fake deer up and had red lights bleeding out of it’s nose! Is this some sort of odd new xmas decortating trend or is this the dude. Hilarious either way!
That’s a win if I ever saw one.
This would make a good Christmas card to send the PETA organization XD
WIN.
Vegitarian= Old Indian word for ‘hunter FAIL’.
This is THE BEST light display I have EVER seen. But my boyfriend told me I am not allowed to steal their idea because it is “too redneck.”
Epic Win! And define “Too redneck” for me lol I love this one!
this is a win
It may be my inner redneck, but I love this… Although I’m pretty sure eating it would be rather tough, even if you turned it into sausage.
Obviously Sarah Palin was in town
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if they ain’t rednecks then i’m a virgin!!! my gf will say otherwise.
u and bob doin the beast with 2 backs….nice
How can you call that a FAIL? It’s glorious WIN!!! We did that on halloween with a real deer we got that morning. =) Left the guts on the ground and all as we made our cuts of meat. I never seen kids look like that in my life. It was hilarious!
they so should have put a red nose on it! would have made it soooo soooooo right!
sexygirl2012
ive got a party im my pants and your invited!!!
One side of my balls are brown does that make me interracial?
I think this is an epic win. And in response to some of the earlier posts, kosher states that you can only eat things with cloven hooves that chew the cud, otherwise Jews couldn’t eat beef. The Muslims follow the same basic tradition, and thus can eat deer as they do chew the cud and have cloven hooves. Also, the hunting of deer is a necessary thing now that we’ve hunted most of their natural predators to extinction. If we didn’t thin the herd, more would die from starvation.
WOW! Exactly right, I have NEVER had a reply from someone educated about the subject. You are exactly right. Especially here in so cal where they usually kill mtn lions. So sorry if your sensitive but, in san diego county, if we harvest a deer, we do actually save it from starvation. If any one has any doubts look at the harvest info for the year. It’s usually “80-120lbs” full, guts and all. you get like 50 – 60 lbs of meat
Oh, Come on! WIN!! WIN!! WIN!! This is totally a win.
Christmass, it’s all about presents, reindear and food, well, let’s combine the last 2
Awww, now THAT is the Christmas spirit! Soon we will be sharing that venison at the table…
If I every decorate again after the YEARS of decorating at my parents, it will be in that fashion. Maybe even leave the Halloween lights up.
I’ll give out nice presents. But otherwise, my Christmas heart is more like a shriveled raisin in a fruit cake.
But anyways, where is the mock up bonfire with reindeer on the spit! more fun can be had! The picture is but a small portion of the joy to be had from Christmas decorating! Bring the children over to help put Jason’s mask on Santa and a chainsaw in his bag! HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Win all the way
I consider this a WIN. Good parody on all the over the top xmas light displays.
Clearly, this is a total WIN! whoever marked it fail is FAIL!
Failblog fails…that pic is clearly a win!
more like WIN!
I wonder what kind of ammo they used to take that down… halogens?
Sweet home Alabama…
Traumatize the children WIN!
I totally agree, it’s not a fail. EPIC WIN
the funny thing is my uncle sent us this today and said he’s a redneck
This is a total WIN. I love it.
With a few adjustments to the motion mechanism inside, you can make the deer look like it’s twitching.
fail? no. my friends this is what I call an EPIC WIN!!!
Most certainly is!!!
Wow. I don’t know what to make of that display……….
That’s the standard setup for draining blood out of the deer you’ve shot, if that helps.
fail for beautifulness. win for creativity.
3P1C W1N!!1!
WIN!!
Basic dietary rules. If it eats mostly plants, it’s probably good to eat. If it eats mostly meat, probably not.
QED
Vegetarians taste great
I noticed a significant proportion of us don’t like Christmas; in fact, one school in Australia even bans Christmas! We don’t waste our bread on unneccessary and useless gifts, do we? Moreover, I see no real instance of Santa dropping down the chimney these days!
(# They will never need a Happy Christmas – they just skim into the new year #)
That isn’t a fail! It’s like that on purpose. And it succeded in being funny!
This is a win fool! WIN I SAY!
I think some other someone already said that fool.
that right theres a WIN boy i recon
Definite win.
Epic Win!
fail?!
you must not be from wisconsin.
I call this an epic win far far from fail
Oh come on! you made a Santa pissing christmas light’s a win, but this a fail?
is this a photo from montana?