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Sign on the Seattle Metro route #358
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NO ONE GIVES A DAM!
Indeed. It would be costly to give a dam every time someone would make a comment like that, and we’d run out of rivers.
But the beavers would be happy.
Make the beavers work on the dams…but then that’s a lot of trees lost….
Save trees, eat a beaver.
How exactly me going down on my girlfriend saves trees???
Try it, she’ll tell you.
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!
WAIT. NO. GANGRAPE
*TURNS AROUND SAD FACE* AND WALKS AWAY
Oh noes, they follows you. =O
what if the beaver eats you before you eat it?
Then the beaver saves beavers. And helps out mankind.
SOUNDS LIKE MY LAST GIRLFRIEND…SHE HAD TWO BIG TEETH.
AND LOTS O HAIR
She was a hairy beaver??? Lol.
“You interrupted me in the middle of my bikini wax! Now, we need to get to them quickly!”
“My, you are an eager beaver.”
“Don’t comment on my eager beaver!”
Heyo!
no one but you?
exactly…
First what?
First prisoner?
DON’T DROP THE SOAP!!!
I HOPE NO ONE PEES IN THE SHOWER, THAT COULD GET WEIRD.
Rape is bad…
BUT GANG RAPE ENVOLVES EVERYONE!!!! HOW NICE
AGAIN, A FIRST POSTER! THE PEOPLE OF FAILBLOG ARE UNITING! THE FIRST POSTERS SHALL BE CONQUERED! I HAVE SWORN TO KILL THEM! WILL YOU DO THE SAME?! WILL FAILBLOG’S SACRED “NO SAYING ‘FIRST’ IN A COMMENT WITHOUT ADDING SOMETHING OF VALUE TO THE DISCUSSION” BE VIOLATED?! I SAY NO! IT WILL NOT! *pwns HottieCutie*
Wow – people still do the “first” bafoonery?
First grade you mean…
man i would love to be r4ped by gang members
Wtf, are you retarded or something?
gang bangers
what!? video camera?? hmm….
yeah, all the videos are uploaded to youtube…
FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
anyone care to upload this comment? itll be the best fail in a while
I almost did … but I just can’t be arsed … that is a particularly retarded fail though …
Since when?
So…How does one rape a gang?
Heavily armed.
with many a lead pipe
In the library.
…whispering.
wrong, I have a clue card.
In the Ballroom? With a candle stick? *crosses fingers*
TENDERLY
Probably Mr. Plum… he’s always the shifty one =/
thats Professor Plum to you!
no Colonel Mustard did it
More importantly, will the Sharks still be able to dance after the event?
Sure- after a nice cup of eucalyptus tea.
A bassin of eucalyptus tea would be more appropiate.
only in schools
“Sorry I’m late guys, the bus ride in kind of screwed me today”
You were screwed by the bus?
Was it taped?
it you don’t have pictures it didn’t really happen
ceiling cat is watching you
Gang rape prohibited? What about single rape?
It doesn’t count as sex if you’re on your own, hun.
What about singularity rape?
On second thought, the gravity of the situation forces me to retract my statement.
As a matter of facts, it does. It’s just called masturbation, darling. But still a sex matter.
I ment, what about just one raper, instead of a gang?
I just probably don’t speak english well enought to make myself really clear.
Failblog: for all your Sex Education needs!
what if you were forced to masturbate against your will?
Can you imagine… a dictatorship wherein we were forced to masterbate.
Pol Pot would be turning in his grave.
Can you !magine… a dictatorship wherein we were foreced to masterbate.
Pol Pot would be turning in his grave.
There is a subject more stimulating that sex? eheh, don’t think so
Well, failblog turns me on very much.
That’s what the country’s icon of purity, Carrie PreJean, says, isn’t it.
“It’s not sex if you are doing yourself.”
Sounds like Country-Western.
Now you warn us.
Violators will be violated.
*starts violating*
*bats eyelashes*
*bends over*
….?
Isn’t that a violation of your parole. . . officer?
*violates missdiz*
Crap, now I have to…
*sigh, bends over*
So that’s how you get a “cool guy” to get you pregnant? On a bus? Well he can’t be all THAT cool if he rides the bus to gang rape people, right?
No, no…he has a cool car, but the sex is better on the bus. All those *eyes* …. hmmmmm. Kinky
♪ The rapers on the bus go in and out, in and out, in and out.
The rapers on the bus go in and out,
All day long… ♫
♪…What shall we do with the drunken bus driver
early in the morning…♫
♫… Don’t fear the raper, we can bash in his head; don’t fear the raper, we can laugh at him instead. … ♫
♫…On the midnight bus,
she cried “More,More,More”
With a rebel yell,
she cried “More,More,More”…♪
♫ Buses don’t fear the raper, neither the stairs, the seats, or the poles…We can be like they are…don’t fear the raper…step past the white line…don’t fear the raper…♪
♫ la la la lala lala, la la la lalalala…♪ solo!
need more cowbells though
YOUS GUYS MADE MUSICAL SOUNDS WITHTYOUR TEXTS… DAMN YOUUS
♫ 40,000 men and women everyday…
(Redefine happiness)
Another 40,000 cuming everyday…
(We can be like they are)
Come on baby…
Don’t fear the raper
Baby take my hand…
Don’t fear the raper ♪
— Blue Öyster Cult
think green! save the planet by restricting your group sex acts to public transportation – your unwanted children will thank you
Kid: Mommy, mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well you see,Johny, when a gang and a woman ride a bus…
Sounds like a bad Michael Bolton song. …
Statistically… 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
well, there’s an odd one in every crowd.
Sad but true.
As opposed to ordinary rape which only one out of two enjoys. It seems gang raping has gotten an udeservedly bad reputation.
99.43% of people who cite statistics make them up.
That’s more than half!
I hope so *___*
me too!
What about gangbangs?
There’s a bomb on the bus?
Someone call Keanu!
allright, we need everyone to move to the left side now . . .
Not so fast!
This gang rape can’t have less than 12 people, or the bus will explode!
*snork!*
AHEMM. HE COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUGHT THE HELP OF SANDRA BULLOCK. CALLL HER TOO..AND GEENE HACKMAN HEEEE’S LONELY
What city is this from? Just so that I can remind myself never to go there.
Seattle, Washington: Home of the Space Needle, Bill Gate’s house, and Metro Route 358 – the RapeBus
It covers the parts of the city that the SmutBus doesn’t.
Speaking of the smutbus… where has our lovely driver been lately?
Route 358 is somewhat notorious here in Seattle. It’s the bus that ran off a local (really high – Aurora bridge, for those in the know) bridge after some nutcase shot the driver, and there have been repeated incidents involving that bus. The route provides a link between downtown Seattle and a group home for mentally disturbed individuals, which is the source of much of the insanity. “Bonus” points, the 358 was the bus involved in this incident (http://www.seattlepi.com/local/284037_bus06ww.html) which I happened to be a witness to.
Bill Gates’ house is in Bellevue.
Actually it’s in Medina
I’m thinking Wasilla, AK, land of the $1200.00 rape kits. Wonder if they charge 1200 for each banger?
DAMN! guess i’ll just stick to regular rape :’-(
“One-on-one rape may be allowed on a case by case basis”
Hm, individual rape is still allowed, then?
It is you constitutional right. You should know that.
I see no happiness in rape, therefore. …
Wasn’t this on Oddly Specific?
Shush.
I bet this is in a prison.
a violating rapist is redundant
How about violating the rapist… liberty and the pursuit of happiness and all that?
(sigh) That explains the last bunch of protesters headed towards the White House…
I’d guess this is not a FAIL but a conceptual art project.
great idea but ……
*snork *
And cost a good deal of money.
You tasted it?
@-)
as opposed to what, just one-on-one attacks?
O_o
I’m not sure if they’re allowed to prohibit that, its the Welsh national pastime after all…..
What?! It says nothing about sheep at all!
Good sign though. You cant recall that one often enough. I have a good life since i follow that rule!
Tee hee. Violators will be prosecuted. It’s funny, because they’re violating somebody, and they will be prosecuted.
Well, at least whoever made the sign had the correct law code (for first degree rape, anyway. “Gang” isn’t mentioned):
RCW 9A.44.040
Rape in the first degree.
(1) A person is guilty of rape in the first degree when such person engages in sexual intercourse with another person by forcible compulsion where the perpetrator or an accessory:
(a) Uses or threatens to use a deadly weapon or what appears to be a deadly weapon; or
(b) Kidnaps the victim; or
(c) Inflicts serious physical injury, including but not limited to physical injury which renders the victim unconscious; or
(d) Feloniously enters into the building or vehicle where the victim is situated.
(2) Rape in the first degree is a class A felony.
This is hilarious. My friend just took a picture of that same sticker a day or two ago, initially I thought she had uploaded it
I’ve got to ride the 358 every single day, and yes I’d definitely recommend sitting towards the middle of the bus. Friendly crazies up front and unfriendly crazies in back.
Thank you for the being the DMZ of the CrazyLine! Rather courageous of you.
Ya, kinda like the route #174 before it stop going all the way to Seattle all hours of the night.
that sign might be legit, RCW is “revised code of washington” and googling it shows up the page for “rape in the first degree”
How about shot? Whatever happened to just plain shot? Anyone who violates a no-gang-rape ordinance should be shot.
so it happen oftly their?
What happen?
It werks
“What… What are you doing? Get the hell off of me! Get the #$@^ off of me!!! Can’t you read the sign???!!! Help!!”
Except for the Metro logo on the bottom…
And the fact that RCW 9A.44.040 really is about rape… (see link)
I dunno.
This obviously isn’t at Halliburton
Moreover it’s not a subject we should laugh off for its entertainment value.
errr …. having a sticker/sign that says “Gang Rape Prohibited” is much much funnier than actually laughing at gangrape happening …
Seattle tourism FAIL.
Yes.. just what every tourist wants to do. Ride a very dangerous route and looking out of place. But then confirms my theory that if you are tourist and you are going to get lost you WILL end up in the one part of town a tourist should never ever be seen in. Been there, done that, almost got the t-shirt.
Totally shopped. I’ve been on that bus. You’d think I’d've noticed it.
Like Elf, I’ve been on that bus recently, and I’ve never seen that one before. It does look like the sign saying that disorderly conduct is illegal, but we know that no one would ever submit a shoop here.
Now, if it had been the 128, it might have been more believable.
Photoshopped fail is photoshopped.
search.kingcounty.gov/search?q=gang+rape&btnG=Search+County&site=w&client=w_frontend&output=xml_no_dtd&proxystylesheet=w_frontend
They should post this sign at high schools in Richmond, CA.
nine out of ten people enjoy gang-rape….
if there were 10 of me im sure we’d all enjoy it.
say what
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It’s a great sign. I don’t see why it belongs on Failblog.
Violators was certainly the right word!
GANG RAPE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED…
However, sodomy, while distasteful and generally frowned upon, is still open for discussion.
nah, this is real. it’s on some of the buses in seattle. i have seen it before.
At least it didn’t say “Video Cameras is in use, prosecutors will be violated.” Then I would have been worried.
sorry just testing
WARNING SIGN WIN.
hahah
anyone else find the irony in VIOLATORS will be prosecuted?
it doesn’t count as rape if it happens in a crowd of people
nooooo, its not rape if you yell “surprise!”
cuz then its just surprise sex.
i just want to know where people go to make these kinds of signs! Who is your signage provider?? lol it’s hard to believe you can just pick up these kinds of things at home depot, haha.
Nice fail
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