Sticker Fail
DANGER
No diving or jumping
Shallow water
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But if you do, don’t drink the water.
Nope, just don’t do it.
floaters AKA turds
Really…..I never knew that
sometimes you don’t know where you stick your arms in
reminded me of this girl who spilled hot coffee over her arm and sue the coffee shop.
A coffee shop named sue!
The Man in Black for the teetotal?
But can I water ski?
And do I really have to wear those floaters?
The floaters are optional, the S%@t in you face, is not.
Yes, yes you do!
It adds to the excrement!
You can wear floties if you want, just not the brown ones.
There is no sign denying you that luxury!
maybe, if you’re the size of the water skiing squirrel.
THEY THINK THEY CAN RUIN ALL THE FUN LIKE THESE?????
second
turd
Periscope up people!
You’d love that, eh? (Sorry, that’s cheap but had to be said.)
2C17H35CO2 −(aq) + Ca2+(aq) = (C17H35CO2)2Ca(s)
Recipe for urinal cakes?
Scum formation involving sodium sterate.
It’s the stuff you find floating in your kettle.
A woman of many talents. nice. Now if you can explain the federal buget to me, I would probaly fall in love.
That is way beyond my capability!
Aww, shucks
That’s beyond anybody’s capability…
Telling anyone to put anything up in here is a recilpe for bad jokes and puns. Come to think of it, saying anything in here ia asking for bad jokes and puns.
Precisely my point!
*points*
ow! that was my eye
Here rub this on
*hands over baconlube*
It will make it feel better…..honest
You are evil…..I like that in a woman!!!!
Mwahahahahaha
He’s come to the right place, then. Plenty of evil women here. Not me, of course…
*crosses fingers behind back*
Obviously
# Chuck me in the shallow water
before I get too deep #
I don’t know what you are but I don’t think you’re allowed in there.
Toilet pixies.
They get everywhere!
What do yoilet pixies use for pixie dust? popcorn farts?
Powdered bleach of course!
Ahhh, that April fresh smell.
Yeah, just like those tap dancers – I’m always having to fish them out of the drain.
No need to faucet.
They will come out on their own eventually.
Water you talking about? They never cooperate for me.
They won’t if you fiddle wih their pipes!
These pixies had gigantic pipes:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0CJqMK6f0
DAMN IT! Why wasn’t that on the toilet i used the other day!?
It would have been really helpful…
ha ha haaa! And you drink this water too, because there wasn’t sign don’t drink water
There should be a “fail” for people who post pictures that were obviously meant as jokes.
But where’s the humor in doing that??
I agree, but it’s twice the laughs for the rest of us.
I agree. There is no fail if someone does something to be funny. Unless they fail at being funny, but that’s a matter of personal taste.
But… how am I supposed to get my suppository back?
You need help with your plumbing?
Anyone else having disturbing memories of Trainspotting?
Guilty as charged
*raises hand*
finally someone mentioned it XD
Yep. I was thinking whoever posted that sign clearly saw that one too many times.
Hahaha, my dad put one of these stickers on our toilet to be funny.
I’ve seen an emergency exit sign pointing down the toilet…
Meh. Now, if you’d followed the sign to see where it came out, that would have been remarkable.
Reminds me of a scene on”Trainspotting”
Reminds me of a sketch from the Chappelle Show.
HA! We had the same thought, at pretty much the same time:
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/12/07/sticker-fail-2/#comment-703144
FFS, another win………
Your opinion doesn’t count cos you’re mad! :p
It seems lots of people get toilets and pools confused.
Would you be requiring a pillow madam?
I’m sorry, I can’t answer that right now. My mouth is full of urinal cake.
So long as you’re not taking the p!ss …
Obviously intentional for the purpose of humor, therefore WIN.
It’s says no diving or jumping, but nothing about washing your hair.
Okay… so who is first for their swirlie?
*backsawayrapidly*
That’s just hair-raising.
Only if you’ve gone in neck first.
Roll up, Toilet roll up,
Ladies, gentlemen and failpeeps of all denominations,
Welcome to a day of lavatorial humour,
be flushed with the exertion of it all,
Just make sure you wash your hands upon leaving the stalls.
Do you think we’ll get a lot of crappy jokes?
You know it! But why waste them!?
Should I set out some stools?
Only as long as theyre brown. Green will make some people sick…
Do not want at all
The only fail here is the plumber who failed to put the toilet in straight, otherwise this fail is fail.
I disagree. I believe this should say “WIN”.
If I had one of those stickers, I would put it on a toilet…
not that i’ve tried that, mind you
._.
Good news for the Ty-D-Bowl man, boating isn’t prohibited.
I actually do have one of these stickers on my toilet.
This is a total win.
Epic WIN to me.
not a fail. ’tis a joke.
Labelling this “FAIL” is a sense of humor fail.
Yep – this is only a fail in a humor-appreciation-fail way….
This is a win.. who runs this blog? Starting to wonder why so many wins are labeled fails..
first off this is a win second how many people do you think have peed in that pool?
I laughed. I cried. I pooed a little.
ya…it would b funny if someone took a huge dump,then someone else dove in to it…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn’t you be doing your homework
The same sticker occupied the very same place on the toilet at the deli in NJ where I worked eons ago. Come to think of it, this picture might’ve been taken there.
Disclaimers on all general “water tanks/pools” are getting a bit… too general.
Title FTW!
Seriously, these headings suck…
it’s a fail that this is labeled a fail. this is clearly a win.
Did anyone else notice that the toilet it mid flush?
Does this mean you CAN pee in the pool?
This isn’t fail- this is hilarious!
I have a twisted sense of humor – if I’d gotten hold of one of those stickers, I probably would have done the same thing with it.
I’m a swimmer, and I see this all the time at pools. I guess I shouldn’t be suprised that someone sued and the courts probably ordered the sign.
“please don’t pee in the pool”
)
I saw this on MLIA!! looks like someone found it!!
lol i was just about to say the same thing
seriously?? just slap a sticker on a toilet and that makes it a fail?
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