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But why fire? Hercules used fire to cauterize the heads of the Hydra, stopping them from growing back, and ultimately defeating the wretched beast. In Norse mythology, the fire giant Surtr destroys all nine worlds with fire. That’s the entirety of creation, people. In the bible, God destroyed the city of Sodom, and Gomorrah, and probably other stuff too, with fire.
Acceptable things to kill with fire: Aliens, vampires, mummies, and, according to this shirt, adorable but oversized bunny rabbits!
Unacceptable things to kill with fire: I don’t understand your question.
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mein leben!
Not the least bit cute nor funny.
Oh, I forgot. Shame on you all for offering this for sale.
Have a waffle. I have toppings.
Completely awful.
If it was a cat bieng set on fire it would make more sense.
Anon — you are coward and monster.
/b/ will get you
LOL I TROLL YOU
Cool story, bro.
In VERY poor taste considering the horrific burning incident in Florida this fall. You should cancel this sale immediately
I feel like buying one just to spite this post.
oh, noes, not a spited post!
SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
HaHaHa it tastes good!
The shirt itself is a fail.
Wow, this is lame. All of these shirts have sucked
I”m not offended by the shirt per se. I am offended by it’s lack of humor. I believe in “romancing the merchandise” and all that, but if you have to explain the joke, it probably ain’t funny. (This shirt is a case in point.)
Nice mate, very nice indeed. Your target audience is like 90% of the USA. They are sick people like you. You will be rich soon.
It’s NEDM with a bunny.
Best fail yet.
First!
Please stop making such horrible things ;A;
People come here to look at stupid crap, not buy stupid crap.
LOL
It would have been cool if it had been a big, nasty troll.
I think this is a terrible shirt in terrible taste given the recent popular news story about the boy badly burned by his friends. Horrible.
ahahaha i saw that shit
Fail.
should be “purge it with flame” with a picture of amy winehouse on a stake with angry villagers in the background.
Things not acceptable to kill with fire – zombies. It doesn’t work and then you’ve got flaming zombies on your hands.
i bought it yay
EPIC FAIL!!! Total carnage! If rabbits are infectious, why do they just not toss it into an incinerator?
(Hey, what’s up, flamethrower?)
You forgot furries