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Intelligent!
Clever!
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Smart!
Feeling lonely today, RGlah?
Yeah…
Next time maybe you should spend a bit more effort and use ‘first’ thats like, 3 extra characters.
actually it’s only 2 characters extra.
which is LIKE 3, only less. Actually 4 if you include the backspace key.
well Chochwip could have taken the 2 seconds to count the letters…
Maybe Pepsi Plunge could’ve spent his time better
Maybe Pepsi Plunge could’ve spent his time better
Maybe you all can suck it and sea?
That would waste my tyme furthsgdhashgdsjdsjsffdfdasahdfhfdaghsdfjfdsjfsjdsjfdsjThat would waste my tyme furthsgdhashgdsjdsjsffdfdasahdfhfdaghsdfjfdsjfsjdsjfdsjThat would waste my tyme furthsgdhashgdsjdsjsffdfdasahdfhfdaghsdfjfdsjfsjdsjfdsjThat would waste my tyme furthsgdhashgdsjdsjsffdfdasahdfhfdaghsdfjfdsjfsjdsjfdsj
….and we cannot have THAT.
*Rocks*
*Scissors*
*Papers*
*pastes*
*paints the fiddly bits round the door frame*
*glosses*
*blushers*
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
*balls*
*space*
*SHITFACEDRACOONS*
* return *
♪Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside,
I do like to be beside the sea!♪
*Cringes*
*thinks about a bukkit and spayed*
That’ll fix what ails ya.
Haha that’s in Brighton
Ha ha ha, why am I not surprised!
I was wondering that too haha
But but but… they chopped up a Moomin and photoed it for their website.
Clicky!
Poor Moomin.
But! Look at all the sweeeeeetieees!
I only live along the road from this. I’m tempted to go down there, buy all of the pieces and sugar glue him back together.
From the looks of it, they’ve dismembered more than one Moomin’s-worth for that website. (Unless The Moomin is far huger than I ever imagined.)
Take care with your sugar glue, you may not be able to tell the pieces apart. You could… Create A Monster!
A monster you say? It can’t be any worse than what we’ve already got!
*flees*
I’ll call the ghostbusters.
Just avoid the goatbusters this time, we always get in trouble when they are about!
If my goatse need busting, I’ll call Arthur… or Granny.
I will keep a grenade aside in case of emergencies.
*places grenade in locked cage*
Jam, you’ll call the men who stare at goatse?
It’ll get my goat if all they do is stare at it.
Pull on their goatees…that will get their attention.
They’ll definitely collapse the goatses.
There’ll be no ‘scapegoats from their actions.
Now he's supplies for a Fez dispenser.
Just like that?
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Were you spitting feathers?
That’s nothing! I went to the paper shop yesterday – and it had blown away! Just like that!
*procedes to perform magic trick that goes horribly, horribly wrong*
K@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™
wtf spamming all pictures… lol no rl xD
(pic is great btw)
I think you’re mistaking our dear old custard fairy with another imposter. Please don’t insult our regulars; it’s not a great way to start here…
*BFFsqueeze*
This one is just narked I called it on something a couple of days ago! (toungue firmly in cheek!) It can’t take a joke, so I have ignored it since, not worth my time…..you however.
*tickles*
*custardsqueeze*
That’s the best way to beat ‘em – ignore what they say, and sooner or later the morons will get bored and sod off to some other place. Anyhoo, how has your weekend been so far?
*tickles with feather*
*giggles*
I have been icky, I went to a club on Friday, karate on Saturday morning, then a belly dance meeting last night, then back to work at stupid o’clock this morning, I only go to work for a break these days!
Lucky you, being able to do all those things. I have to revise for some exams next week. Luckily, there are only three I really need to get stuck into, but still, AAAARGHHHH!!!
You always have exams…
Yes. This is the British education system, AE. The government would be quite happy to have GCSEs held every week if the UN would allow them, but I’m sure it’s against several human rights acts, and the Geneva Convention.
Very true, and yet, what they fail to inform pupils is that resits are entirely possible, and not atall frowned upon in the real world!
I had my 2nd year exams in October, I know what you are going through! (I get the results next Friday eeeeep) and right now I am in the process of writing a paper….but there are only so many statistics my head can deal with at any one time!
Just take it one step at a time, and take regular breaks, during which you excercise, and try to clear your mind.
Oh, good luck! I hate statistics: they’re so fiddly, and hard to remember! They only real use is in Geography, but even then it’s just filling space!
Cheers for the advice, I’ll keep that in mind while I cram revision notes down my throat.
Hun, you are a bright cookie, GCSEs are going to be no sweat for you!
I, for one, hope you FAIL them.
Do you really have nothing better to do than insult 15 year olds?
Then don’t question me you ingrate.
How dare you! I can do whatever the hell I want, thank you very much. Unless it’s against the law. “Don’t question me” indeed. Who do you think you are, the Pope? And you make no sense by calling me an “ingrate”. I have nothing to be grateful for from you, you tiresome little fly on the ointment of life.
I am wowed by your awareness of Papal Infallibility, you’ll get at least a D for sure! You should be grateful for the chance to enter dialogue with me, as I am your superior and you might learn something.
As to your indignation, sue me? I am unaware of a suitable response to such an irrelevant criticism and, as such, will leave it there.
As for your attempt at a humorous analogy; it would be ‘in’ the ointment; why would a fly be tiresome, whether in the ointment or not; and… nope, that’s it.
Congrats!
BFF, Ignore it, it believes itself superior, thus it will suffer the fools downfall, as all those who cannot practice humility will.
Fools’ or fool’s. Use an apostrophe, that’s what they are for.
Yes dear.
Also, how can one judge whether or not an individual practises (with an ‘s’, moron) humility?
Pray tell.
Let me count the ways.
I’m amused by the way that you think just because you think you’re my superior means I have to respect you. The only people I respect are those who have intelligence, humour and power. You have none of those things. You may think you have them, but you don’t. The words “delusions of grandeur” do come to mind.
Indignation? Well, I have four words for you: Speak for your self.
Practice spelling too!
I am not, and never have been names Julie, I know her, yes, but she is not I.
Dear oh dear.
*sigh*
sign sign pass.
Bad and a fail…well, at least the troll got something right.
*takes K@ and BFF into the breakroom for cake*
* brings the drinks *
Aw, geez.
I wish my teachers were as nice as you!
So do I, then you would FAIL.
They should be, honestly, encouragement goes further than fear can ever take a person!
Listen, Julie, if I want pop-psychology and proverbial wisdom, I’ll eat a fortune cookie or ask a Magic 8-ball. Don’t pretend to be wise -wise people don’t run tattoo parlours.
And don’t pretend to be clever, clever people DON’T RUN TATTOO SHOPS.
Hahaha, you think that is me, you Fail.
Somebody please troll cm.
Nice banter. Nice to see K@tcf humour and patience win out.
Nice to see GBF4518 meeting his close match but no cigar.
Cornelius macfly……got be playing nice. You are a welcome breath of fresh air on here. I think you could teach us all something good. You can attract more flies with honey then vinegar.
You find someone that uses invective, attacks using stereotypes, and tells people they are ugly, a breath of fresh air?
Er, 5 eags, just to clarify on the whole “flies with honey” thing, it’s been scientifically proven that vinegar is more effective at catching flies than honey, which is useless. Also, clickie.
AA again K@tcf not only held her own against CM but had fun with it, not taking it to serious because it could have excaleted to meaness.
GBF4518 I was refering to white vinegar not balmastic vinegar.LOL thanks for correcting me again.
AA I see you showed up late would have been interesting your banter against CM.
If macfly sat on his magic 8-ball, what would happen?
I would probably disappear?
It for I LOL what a screw up.
sheeeesh ;(
Sea your mother in the ocean and get blind.
Whatt
Whatt?
There appears to be a hat lodged in there.
Oddjob’s?
*attempts to remove hat*
*pulls on brim*
*cuts self*
*looks down at sliced fingers*
My best guess is yes.
This is supposed to be a joke, therefore FailBlogger FAIL. Sweet shop, very slight Win.
Epic Fail Indeed.
Do you have a sense of humour?
1: This is far from a fail, as what was intended (i.e. a comical name) was achieved.
2: This wouldn’t be funny, even if it were a mistlansration(sic) or other valid Fail.
3: Even if one’s opinion caused one to regard this as a Fail, it is in no way Epic.
Get a SoH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I’d like to say the first and last sentences of your post to you, as you don’t seem to have be able to understand the concept of a “fail”, which is something that may be interpreted as something gone wrong or unintentional innuendo. This fail is the latter.
*idiot
Nice job on killing that troll!
never mind, YOUR the troll.
Hey Julie,
Great to see you again under a different pseudonym. I recognised you not by your similar name, but by your ineptitude in the apostrophe department.
*waves*
Hiiii!
Oh, dear lord. The nincompoop can’t even tell which is the real k@ and which is the imposter. Seriously, can you not recognize the difference?
…and it is insisting on calling me Julie
My hubby would be screaming right about now if I was her!
Impostor. No ‘e’, Julie.
Hmm. So it turns out they actually can not smell their own!
Where’s that logbook, someone should write that bit of information down. It might come in handy since clearly the troll population seems to be growing further out of control.
*5 eags hands RHSC the log book.*
* Hands RHST some fresh TP *
I see you swapped out the m for an n!
Ya, i finally fixed it after a near e-lawsuit by another blogger.
Well, you were kind of overspamming the place!
…..But not this much!
Not by over talking but because I had the m in my name and I used the tm thing.
We trademark quite a bit of stuff here!
Is that possible? Or is that just a redundancy?
Thank you. The little bastard won’t lie down and die. Kinda like a fish swimming against the side of the keep net, searching for a non-existent exit. He even gained support in the form of a particularly weak and grotesque form of pondlife.
They will be measured, photographed and then thrown back in.
Too small for trophy, too nasty for food.
*mashes cornelius over the head with a baseball bat*
Oh, you’re finally speaking for yourself. Congratulations, we’re making progress here.
O yea,Im not Julie, Im Tomas
*mashes again with the baseball bat*
Dear Julies,
Excuse me for the late reply, I find it hard to type when unable to breathe due to the HILARIOUS nature of your comments.
I find it quaint how the bottom-feeders all stick up for each other, but it is futile.
You have no wit, and therefore no defence, nor any attack capability.
Placate yourselves with the notion that there are more of you sharing a consensus than there are of me, but this is because my friends need not stick up for me, I am capable of doling out life-lessons to Julies on my own.
*sorry that last comma should be a ‘period’ or ‘full stop’.
Proof read your paragraphs first cornelius macfly. {full stop}.LOL
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I live near this, and the name is an intentional innuendo, because people read the name, think it’s funny, and more often than not, will go inside, I don’t think that can be regarded as a fail
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Would you like some ear plugs there?
I would.
It thinks we are the same person!
*snorkitty*
*snoooorrrrk*
Oh! How amusing! It mistook two things with the same designation and faulty methods to be the same!
How stupid it must be!
How cool are we?
*MASH* WHY *MASH* WONT *MASH* HE *MASH STOP *MASH* TALKING*MASH*
Ops. it hit a nerve there,I hate being imitated
1: Your (probably tattooed) arms are too scrawny to do any damage.
2: It isn’t really happening.
3: You are providing me with all the attention I could ever hope for, and proving mildly fun things to toy with.
4: For the sake of consistency, it would have been better if you had use ‘it’ in your comment as opposed to ‘he’.
Im a apprentice horticulturist technician. my arms need to be strong to lift things(eg,stones,rocks,giant potted plants) around so i can landscape with them.
you must have a thick skull,witch means also you must have a pretty tiny brain
Oh, no. I am actually quite clever, so it would fit that my brain is of a regular size.
By the way, I think you meant to say ‘which’.
Additionally, the mutual exclusivity of regular brain size and irregular skull thickness is actually below a value of 1. Do you know what that means Julie?
its not julie,its TOMAS
I fail.
Gardener fits with the intellect.
Should have seen that coming.
Not gardner, landscape designer will you please get it right.
Gardener, not ‘gardner’. Please get it right.
OMFG, all you people who quoted me have no lives.
j/k
Mild innuendo and cheap puns in the naming of seafront retail outlets in British seaside resorts, generally of a sexual nature, has been an establishment fixture since the last century.
“Suck It And See” was the motto of the Victory V cough sweet, not to mention its rival “Fisherman’s Friend,” as in “Suck a …”
So, British seaside tradition WIN, Failblog FAIL. This time.
Glad to see that you agree with me. The cliquey denizens of this website seem to stick up for each other, regardless of fault.
*MASH*
*gasps for breath*…hahaha…hehehehe…they’re…so…WITTY!!!!1…hohohohoho
*swings baseball bat into cornelius’ mouth*hopefully*breaking his jaw*
For goodness sake! He’s already told you he’s attention seeking. What part of ignoring him is so hard?
I’m afraid I have to agree with jam here, IB. You’re helping a lot by only posting comments that consist of you harming the troll in an imaginary way. k@’s stopped, I’ve stopped, and jam wants to break this up. Please, ignore it.
I provide a temptation unlike any other, Julie.
BTW, do you have the email address for Emily?
Iz dun.
*squeeze*
You are a star.
I’m afraid I have to agree with jam here, IB. You’re helping a lot by only posting comments that consist of you harming the troll in an i maginary way. k@’s stopped, I’ve stopped, and jam wants to break this up. Please, ignore it.
ok.
I read that last sentence without ‘ignoring’.
I can see why that would be of concern!
Bwahahahahaha!
I guess the answer is his head.
Or his heart.
*regains breath* Phew, that was lucky. This drooling landscape designer almost smashed my jaw with a bat, but was distracted by a shiny penny.
I remember thinking to myself: “At least this Julie can use apostrophes…”
*fumes*
WINS!!!!!!!
goodbye, idiots
By the way I have an IQ of 120.
Wow. Aren’t you cool. I’d tell you that mine was actually higher if it wasn’t a really arrogant thing to.. Oh shit!
Goodbye Julie. Good luck with the plastic surgery.
Bye Ryan. Take a spoon of Calpol and pop off to bed. You’ll feel much happier after an ickle nap. Poor grumpy boy!
is it gone?
“this julie”?
Is there a “that” Julie lurking around in your attic?
Ha ha, Kiss me quick!
*mwah*
*makes veggie pie*
Just what I need today!
You are such a ham, k@
Chicken of the sea pie?
Aye, it’s a canny pie for a canny lad.
The herbal shop across the street may be able to help with the cold sore.
If only it were that simplex.
It requires nonlinear thinking.
That seems a bit plane.
Have we suffered from a regression then?
That would be sorely elliptical.And indeed a model answer.
I thought it was quite convenient that there was a heath center right across the street.
Luckily there’s a health centre just across the street to get that cold sore looked at.
She sells across-the-street sales for what ails seasick sea sailors by the suck it 'n' sea?For shore.
You beach ya’.
hey wassup people i am more of a lol cat poster so you my not have seen me before
*waves*
hi?
Hello.
Please spell and punctuate correctly.
C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y
Did I spell correctly correctly?
Troll, your own words contradict your assertion that you are intelligent. An intelligent person would not claim that there are no tattoo shops run by clever people. An intelligent person wouldn’t resort to name calling and invective in an argument. An intelligent person would not pathetically use their opinion of physical beauty to hurt another.
You betray your own feelings of inadequacy by challenging the “cliquey denizens” of this Web site when they aren’t here. Please come back tomorrow.
Oh, I really, really hope he does. He reminds me of Flutterdoc…remember him? The guy who was so incredibly certain that he was smarter than everyone else here, but who failed again and again to match wits with us?
It’s been a while since we’ve had one so entertaining.
Yes, I remember flutterdoc. That’s a good comparison. I love the arrogant trolls that contradict themselves in one or two sentences.
I guess you two are the smartest ones on here. Which is nice I guess.
Meeee-ow, 5 Eagles, meow!
No its all good just trying to pass a compliment. Little jealousy.
Mm-Hm… I definitely know passive-aggressive talk when I hear it, 5E, some good came from living with my mother for all those years.
You assume what you want Cattie WE all do. Sometimes put up shields and walls is easy. It the hard part tearing them down.
If I knew what a pronoun was I would respond with name calling too. But I am out of my league.
5 Eagles: serious question here. Is English your first language?
*chuckle*
Indeed. I love how Eagles automatically leaps to the assumption that because I comment on how one single troll could not keep up with us (and we have the posts to prove it), I am apparently proclaiming my superiority to every single poster (except the Admiral, presumably) on the blog.
I also love how he conveniently ignores the fact that I use the word “us”…which is an inclusive pronoun, not an exclusive pronoun, and was an analogue for the entire body of posters who took place in the conversations with flutterdoc.
So go ahead and twist my words to mean anything you want them to, Eagles…as you can see, you only make yourself look like more of a jackass. And yes…I love that, too.
Dragonwriter and Admiral Apparent*are* superior. AA isn’t always nice to me, but at least he’s direct and honest.
*cliqueydenizen/minionsqueezies*
We have a difference of opinion on certain topics. I harbo(u)r no ill will towards you whatsoever. I’m sorry if you feel that I have not been nice to you; I assure you that was not my intention.
*apologetic squeeze*
Wow..I don’t see how thats a fail *grins*
Keep grinning, sunshine, and you’ll have something to wow about.
*makes threatening moves*
What is this about GBF4518.
I take it they have salt water taffy.
Swimming in it i would think.
Hahha me and my friend has been there! I should of thought to take a picture.
But that normal around here. 
Are the products any good?
No, they suck.
If it were a clam bar, Shuck it and Sea would be pretty win.
If you were Lewis or Clark, Suck it ja we ah, would be your guide.
Are they affiliated with ‘Lick it and Look?’
Look before you lick.
That’s always good advice.
There is something fishy about this.
New Forest sucking action
LOL- this reminds me of A Clockwork Orange (only die-hards’ll get that one).
Fail Blog has failed since there is no failure here
“Suck it and see” is a common British saying
This shop sells candy rock (Which you suck)
This shop is by the sea
Fail
FB PowersThatBe Caption Win!
wassup
i love this site
do not want.
If people don’t get the joke “Suck it and see” is a British expression meaning “Well, just try it and find out”. As far as I’m aware it doesn’t have any particular vulgar connotations unless you add them yourself, it seems to have been around for ages and even my grandparents used it when I was a kid, obviously with no dirty connotations. This is a sweet shop selling hard boiled sweets (uh, candies if you like) which you suck and it’s near the sea. It’s just a pun, bot a fail.
…grampa?
i dont see the fail here. its a shop in the town where i live. on the coast. by the see. it sells sweets. failed at fail.
Hah! Amazed to see this appearing on failblog, it’s my friends shop, in Brighton, they actually designed the name to attract customers
Hey, this is my shop! Nice bit of free publicity – thanks people. Come and visit next time you’re in town – 100 Trafalgar Street. Mention the site and I may give you something nice to suck on.
Hello, I work in this shop. It is in no way an ‘Epic fail’ as it has been said before, “Suck it and see” is a common Brittish saying, it is an intentional play on words, the shop also appears on the punniest shops website. Soooooooooooo yeah! Ha.
Great picture
LMFAO for the title. “Cold sores”
this thingis all to long!
wow, huge candy, isn’t it??
Island Records (UK) issued a budget-priced promotional promotional 2-vinyl-set in 1971 called “Suck It And See”. The cover art was a broken candy cane. The owner of this shop probably took the name and the imagery from that album. (Rykodisc/Palm Pictures also issued a collection of X-rated poems and music by that title in the late 1990′s).
This is in Brighton (UK) , by the SEA – which is why it is spelt SEA.
And it sells sweet which you SUCK.
EPIC FAIL FOR POSTING.
So suck it.
No one says ‘suck it and see’ anymore tho.
altho I don’t hear anyone say that. :s
sorry i choke on small things
It’s such a great shop though!
This is funny! There was an eat in deli that opened up the street from where I work. It lasted 2 weeks. The name was Shhhhhhh….. (no kidding)
My shop. I’m glad you find it funny, means more publicity for us. Plus looks like most people disagree that it’s a “fail”. Get a sence of humour please