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It’s 20 thousand leagues under the sea the hard way!
Rowing would be the hardest way…
…without a boat would be harder…
Submarine Upgrade!
Someone left the screendoor open.
Losing Nemo.It’s the new “ECO” class US submarine.
Jonah disagrees.
He has a whale of a time whatever though.
He’s in deep trouble, that one. He was trying to make waves but upon reflection it was a sinking performance.
“Sail away, sail away, sail away with me”
the lolrus stole mah bukit
Sub-conscious.
Sub-par.
sub-sandwich
Almost there! Looks like they still have a strong wind
It’s a land yacht racer. Their dreams of salt flats are evaporating.
He’s competing in the underwater extreme ironing challenge.
It is clearly the first ever wind propelled submarine…
this is what you get for keeping a low profile
Shes a submarine now
Is that the Burj Al Arab?
Nah, it’s the great white shark.
He should let a doc check that red spot.
That’s the lasersight, it’s Jaws 2061.
We’re gonna need an armoured shark.
An underwater version of Terminator sounds a bit fishy to me.
“Swim with me if you want to live.”
Who is your captain and what does he do?
He’s about my height. He has your eyes.
He should probably give them back…
♫♪Jeepers, Creepers, where the hell’d you get those peepers?!♫♪
Kalifornia.or WalMart.
They were on ... sail.The person selling them was a stern old woman.
Too bad about that mast cell toomah she has to have removed, though.
You’re swell at this aqueous humo(u)r!
*waves*
*curls wings around friends and SQUEEEEEZES!!*
It’s what’s left of the Sydney Opera House after global warming.
I thought it also worked pretty well as a metaphore for Dubai’s financial problems.
ohhhh! He went there!
It’s what you get for spending all your money on pretty shaped islands. The question is.. which oilsheikh emirate is next?
Bahrain is 5/1 people!
11/3 on Abu Dhabi..
He likes to point those out.
Even when they’re not mine.
I think your friend is masting wrong.Soon, those islands will be available on eBay.
It’s the islands or the oil.
Touch choice.
Unless that wasn’t meant to be a literal statement…
*shrug*
He’s back!
That’s a special submarine that uses wind to move forward.
FIRST!!!111
I’ll bet you can’t say “fail boat” ten times fast.
You are toying with us, aren't you Stevefailboatfailboatfailboatfailboatfailboatflariboast- dammit u gots me steve!
Recent intel shows that the Soviets have developed a more efficient, sail powered submarine.
In Soviet Russia, submarine develops you!
(sorry, I just had to say that)
Was someone holding a gun to your head? Seriously? You had to? Here are a couple more things you need to say…
FIRST!!!!
LAST!!!!
Did he died?
Photoshopped.
and “OMg sum1 could die their.!1!11!!one”
Ben Dover and I’ll show you a photoshop.
lolz good call
in soviet russia they built a sub with nukes, if this is the new K-19 ill be very diappointed
I knew that they built subs with welding torches, but nukes?!
That’s one hell of a shipyard.
The reccesion hurt everyone.
I am failing, I am failing,
Home again, ‘cross the sea…
♪♫ I can hear you! ♪♫
Is that an “Autobots” symbol on the sail?
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it’s about to transform into a submarine?
Transfailers: boats in disguise
Revenge is mine, Michael Bay
Finally it’s back! Missed you so much Failboat!
Actually its submarine is disguise…
What’s in a Namor?
i always thought a Namor was a type of food with cream cheese and bacon
*Marvels at such wit*
Quoth the seagull “Namor”.
Yes, yes, I know that pun was Poe.
But it Ushered in a whole new pun-run!
Bringing down the House boat.He’s in a League of Extraordinary Burton’s Gentlemen.
Too bad they didn’t see Dorma coming.
Driving his Nessun micra???
fade-boat
Yey, finally more failboat
What has sails and goes glug glug glug.
The failboat, of course.
NEAR FIRST
NEAR FAIL
FEAR NAIL
FORE HAIL.
JAIL DOOR
JAM DONUT
YUM!
WIN
Takes the wind out of my sails.
Not the same without Captain Jack Sparrow hanging on to it…
Damn, I wanted to make that comment
I was surprised no-one did before me, seemed pretty obvious
And they say pirates don’t exist anymore….
Boat is Failing… I am Flailing…
To the bottom… of the Sea…
Oh geeze..now I have that song by STYX stuck in my head!!!!!
♪♫ Come fail away with me lads ♪♫
comment monster keeps eating my comments
Good. We’ll keep telling him to do so.
Comment monster is not amused
43d COMMENTTT!
O wow
All hands on deck….wait who is down below…..
check the sump hole….raise the main…..
cut the jib…..shut the head…..
come about 45 degrees….tack in to the wind…..
keel on the right lean left……
Did he Die?
need.smaller.anchor.and.longer.chain.
need.less.full.stops.in.sentence.or.people.will.mock.you.
blow.it.out.yer.a**
Watch.it.or.we.will.start.talking.in.Morse.code.
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Good thinking! SOS would be an appropriate caption. beep beep beep beep beep…….
Did he dive?
Only to the bottom, but no further.
No, but he did something tacky that didn’t jibe with the boat’s capabilities.
And now we know what happens when you leave the drain plug out.
That’s gonna take some bailing. Gonna need a bigger bucket.
Ya, a way bigger bucket
I’m on a boat.
Inhale before it’s too late!
Drill a hole in the metal mast!
Is T-pain on the boat with you?
well atleast he got his boat back.
right?
Shark Fail.
Ahh… good ol’ Fail Boat!
Am I the only one being reminded by the beginning of Pirates here?
No, no, the boats fine. Its the sea thats too high!
QUICK! Everyone remove the pebbles that they threw into the sea as a child, it’s our only hope!
She'll be all grown up now.So she might be boulder?
♫Under the sea. Under the sea. Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.♪
♫ Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don’t care, I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me ♫
*happy dance!*
Why so long between failboats lately? Have people become better mariners these days?
Oh, thanks a lot, ED…
Now I want some toasted ravioli in mariner-a sauce. :p
Thanks for reminding me!
*pulls out veggies drowning in mariner-aids*
Oooh! I hope you savor the flavor of your mariner-aid!
Heehee…I made a rime.
That one is so old it’s ancient, but you’re one of the raisins that keep this place afloat.
Well, al(not)batross with you over that mess. True story, though: The last job I was out on was to survey some damage caused by an errantly floating jack-up rig that broke loose from its legs and banged into a couple stationary platforms. If I could have got a few shots of it in action, this failboat would have had good company!
*sings* Iiiiii’m failiiiiing awaaaayyy!
actually this happens fairly often. Some numbnut doesn’t tie the boat up well enough, a strong wind or storm sets it loose, it hits a sand bar during low tide or tide drift from the storm, settles there, the water recedes back during high tide sinking it. By then the sand bar has probably knocked a whole(s) in the boat and has slowly filled up with water. Down in carolina you see weird stuff like that almost everyday.
weird stuff? Like a dog riding a bicycle? or a horse playing trombone?
im off to carolina then, hopefully i can find a woman to accommodate my rather peculiar (sometimes macabre) permutations of phun.
rofl
Failboat goes for a swim
But it forgot it’s snorkel.
And it forgot its swimsui–oh wait, failboat is too fat for such a thing.
But still… Imagine that…
FAILBOAT BIKINI!!!!!
Hey, where’d Jack Sparrow go?
Is that the Salvation Army logo on the sail?
LOL That make it double fail
DECEPTICON
What DO you do with a drunken failor, early in the mornin’?
Worse….what do you do with a funken drailor?
miss on u pisstur. u aint so mucken fuch
7H@7 1$ n3@r|/ UnR3@|)@6|3,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor early in the morning, what else?
buba® thinks it’s not a boad but a shark.
This duz not boad well…
Nice boat!
When and where did the first failboat pic occur? I need to know.
And Lizzy’s peaceful day out on the water came to an abrupt end when her husband Steve decided to take the “sub” down a hundred feet, only to realize that the vessel wasn’t fully operational at the present time.
Ah, submarine development has went very far downhill. Or is very advanced; I can’t quite decided if this is clever camoflauge or just…well…Fail
My family used to have one of those boats– its a shields. That sucks!
It’s a submarine flag of truce! We surrender! Now come down here and get us!
sailboats should be under water
Who’s aboard? I know I’m not
ITS A WIND POWERED SUBMARINE!!!
Jack Sparrow was here.
I never considered a sail on a sub before
Fail Boat is back Baby!! :p
It’s only a fail if Captain Jack Sparrow isn’t on board.
YOU ARE A PIRATE!!! YARR YARR FIDDLE DEE DEE!!!
I’m on a boa-OOOH GOD
wtf oe kan da
… “let’s sail to Australia down-under”
(and what the skipper understood)
It’s a shilling to tie your boat up at the dock, and I shall need to know your name.
BERRY!!!
Up shit creek….?
LOL~~i did basically the same thing at summer camp…..somehow our sail bout got attached to a buoy(its the flouting things) and it almost completely sank…….they had to bring the moter bout and cut the rope
PS-srry for the spelling mistakes
anyone aboard the failboat?
Shark win?
did he die?
Is dat dollymount strand???
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