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Spray or real…..you decide!
boobies come in a spray?
That would be awesome at breakfast. Spray it on cereal.
So we’re failing people now for their skin colors?
it’s a relatively new activity for the human race, should catch on
LMMFAO! You win the internet today.
You’ve just noticed?
Have you been asleep for the last, oooh, I don’t know, 20,000 years?
seriously?? you’re defending this goof? you think we’re failing people on the basis of their NATURAL skin color?! lol
nice try
BOOBIES! I LOVE THEM!
He’s a natural orange.
When that skin color is orange,yes. If we shame and shun them,maybe the spray tanners will go away.
y… if it’s sprayed on them =P
That skin color is NOT natural. It’s a choice…a BAD one!
Photoshop.
No, the boobs are real, well, atleast not photoshopped.
You boob, that’s not what I’m talking about.
BTS is having trouble keeping abreast of the convo.
Does he understand the Pec-ing order?
I can’t even mammorise it.
Chest go with the flow.
we could just jug her mammory
This conversation is anything but flat.
I cans really get into a conversation like this.
tits the season to be jolly
TITS!!!!!
That’s my contribution
Tits an easy one to join too!
Well I hear melanoma is very “in” this year.
Are those Noma’s melons???
IS NICE!!
I LIKE!!!
Gravy browning.
Mar-mite be
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREASTED!!!
Yes, that’s the normal state of things. No reason to shout.
oompa loompa dupidi doo!
I think it’s real. It looks like the kinda tan you get when you go skiing, or hang around at the South Pole during summer (as you do).
My old environmental science tutor did, he never looked this bad!
hot for teacher?
Nah, the antarctic is blinking freezing!
was it really cold, or did he just look that way?
So cold, men become women.
*makes a note*
*plans next vacation*
your cold. Cold as ice.
If you think its real look at the backround.
Hey stop it, I know him, he is a chimney sweep.
I have two theories. . .
1) He’s actually the guy from the Lynx Dark Temptations advert.
b) He’s that devoted to his girlfriend he dyed himself to complement her dress.
Maybe she just wants a real black guy and this is the best he could do?
We do terrible things for our women.
I took the advice of a black friend of mine and tied a string around my penis with a weight on the end. it’s only been two weeks and it turned black already!
I think the guy in the picture should stop singing “Sit on my face and tell me that you love me”.
he does seem to have a fairly bad case of “saddle rash”
imagine waking up and seeing those crocodile eyes!
(what a woman sees when you are going down on her)
being moderated
crack addiction is a terrible thing
Is anything truly terrible if done in moderation?
Moderately.
I dunno. buy some, smoke a bit and keep the rest for later
Either that or he should stop taking her out for chili beforehand.
Level of devotion: Jonestown.
I’ll take a Cherry Glass Of Rapture, please!
*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
Picture illusion win.. if you stare at this picture long enough you will see a very tall Deep Roy to the right.
If you stare at it long enough and look away, the woman will look brown and the guy looks white.
If you stare at this long enough, you’re a douchebag.
Also a guy in a harness, if my eyes serve me well.
and some kind of prodding sticks on the wall
Nah, I think you’ll find that those’re little blow-torch thingies – they’ve been using them to gently cook his face.
The guy with the harness dangled from the ceiling, Mission Impossible stylee, and surreptitiously burnt the poor chump’s mug while he was gawping at Boobzilla.
That’s what they’re like, these days. People at gatherings.
is that Sossa ? before or some where between
It’s a negative of Sosa and Beyonce.
but the chick is daamn hot..
the red devil’s bait
miss has got a nice set of oompa loompa’s as well
they come in sets?!!!?
*runs away screaming*
Dale Winton FTW!
Bring on the wall!
never make eye contact
when eyes are the only things you can see in the night
there are also teeth and his skin almost sparkles.
Anyway I’m under the impression that he may be a relative of Cheshire Cat
you wanna go camping?
He coordinates very nicely to the “Add To Favorites” button.
Reminds me of that episode of Friends… hah!
It’s Günther Wallraff again!
…cleverly infiltrating uhm…what exactly?
Günther Wallraff is Biff Hunkton in Steven Soderbergh’s “Undercover Prick”. Coming Sep 2010 to a theather near you.
I’d say this is more of a WIN.
How exactly, that is not a healthy glow, in 10 years he is likely to have skin the same texture as an elephants, and his probability of developing skin cancer has sky rocketed, all in the name of so called vanity, this man is a fail.
Give me pale and interesting any day…..fnar fnar.
It is a win in that someone as stupid as him could get a girl that looks like her.
..not for long, he obviously has no sense of self preservation.
beef jerky IS a form of presevation
Not for live humans!
It is not normal, but it is tasty.
He is going to need lotion after sitting under the de-hydrator for several hours.
He’s going to need turpentine and a brillo pad.
This is a WIN in New Jersey.
Every since Jersey Shore came out, Jersey has become the fail capital of America.
Now do you see what happens when you don’t wear sunblock?
you know when youve been tangoed
he just took a chocolate bath before taking the picture…
someone put their willy wonka inside his chocolate factory
Did he then grab their “Zagnuts” and then cry “Oh, Henry”!
a reach-around is always the right thing to do
Hey, if it got him access to that cleavage, it can’t be that much of a fail
Maybe she lost a bet
Note- less of a smile, more of a grimace.
I think that his outfit itself its even a bigger fail than his “Tan”, if it can still be called a tan! :p
PS-ed boobs. -.-
Hopefully that’s just his sister. I can see a resemblance, that is, as much of a resemblance that you can see from someone that walked on the Sun.
i wonder wat colour is the skin on his scalp
Are you saying that his spray on hair is running?
Does he have another puzzle for me?
he’s gonna smoke one of them big Bahama joints and make love to you like you’ve never had love made to you before
We be rammin’, mon!
Dexter St. Jock, walking around swingin’ his dick.
(Eddie Murphy FTW!)
Did that guy use a blowtorch as a tanning aid?
That girl is a win!
tanning fail, but cleavage WIN.
It’s David Hasselhoff! Don’t hassel him!
ROFL I totally thought it was the Hoff as well. I had to look closely because you just can’t see any details of this fellow’s face! Yikes!
I bet she’s just an embarassed friend.
Great shirt/tie combination.
In German, we have this interesting word, “Honk”, might stem from the American English slang word “honky”, or it might just be the abbreviation of “Hauptschüler ohne nennenswerte Kenntnisse”, meaning someone who only visited the lowest type of school (after 9 years at age ~15) “without noteworthy knowledge” – you might say “high school dropout”.
It’s generally used to describe people on which the following criteria apply: looks or tries to look like a prick/hunk, unnaturally tanned (heavy solarium use) and stupidly dumb.
And this, my friends, must be the Superhonk, the original Honk, kill it and all Honks will become normal people again. Or die. Only one way to find out.
So… in German, a douchebag is called a honk? Nice…
DOOSHEN-BAAGEN!
Who cares about the dude. Check out the hooters on the hottie!
Honk, honk?
who there?
cleve.
Almond?
I already et enough turkey
Definite fail.
Vertical and diagonal stripes… really!
That girl is hot. I love her boobs. Where’s this oompa loompa everyones’s talking about?
WHo cares about the Oompa Loompa, I wanna go for a ‘motorboat’ ride!!!
P
Looks like she likes black guys.
Guy was never black
Starched white collar. Vertical think stripes. Diagonal fat strips. And a shirt that is at least one size too large for him. I mean look at how low the shoulders and pocket hang!
The saving grace is this incredible lady.
Bah spelling fail. ‘thin’ stripes. fat/wide ’stripes’.
All is forgiven.
more like FASHION fail — i mean that shirt and tie and collar??
is he trying to distract us from his FACE?!
definetly she like black guys ..but the skin color change didnt came with a penis enlargement …. LoL.!
she’s hot! he’s not!
There are many fails here. First, there’s the obvious tan fail. Then there’s the shirt that fails in a few ways: 1. Colored dress shirts with white collars are epic fails. They make everyone look like Bob Kraft or Jerry Jones. 2. The collar is easily 2, maybe 3 sizes too big for this guy’s neck (sloppy fail). 3. That shirt and that tie, each hideous individually, are virtually lethal in combination. I also call fail on the douchebag wet salad haircut. The real crime is that he is standing next to a woman who has so much win going on.
nice rack, why is she with him?
Rack win!?
check out his nice and orange tan!
Why should this be a fail? Is it because he’s black??
this is straight out of http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com !
Ironic that the girlfriend is a red head
That’s either a spray on tan of which he used entirely too much or he spends too much time and money in a tanning salon…
I suppose one can take one’s pick…
C.Thomas Howell as “The Soul Man”.
Dang it, you took my joke! I thought he was auditioning for Soul Man II: Back in Black.
whatver is color, this aint a poor fake of the oompa loompa race ; he’s too tall!
err : “this IS a…” or “this aint a real…”
anyway
What’s happnin brotha?
That’s the kind of leather I want for my couch!
i agree if you’re a man and you looked at the dude first, then the breasts, that you have some sexually psychological indefferences
Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer fell asleep in the tanning bed. He came out looking about like that.
What oompa loompa? All I noticed were boobies.
I was just thinking: he posed for this picture, which means he thought this was a good look.
Black face is racist.
looks like the opposite direction of Sammy Sosa
nice rack.
That guy goes under the name Johnny Turd
Interracial Win?
Hot chicks with Douche Bags?
I wonder what it cost him to get his face refurbished.
Yes! A chocolate river!
Eh… that’s actually the sewer…
“I wonder what happens if I just use the entire bottle all at once?”
…. There’s someone in this picture besides the woman? I guess?
Boobies win.
Took me 7 minutes to notice a man in that picture.
nice tits
I warned him about standing so close to the microwave!
holy willy woonka….
Is that Dan Marino?
Isn’t this the same picture?
You’ve got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back.
I’M A 10!
It took me like 4 seconds to see the tanning fail in the picture. I saw the boobs first and then I thought that might for some reason be a fail then I saw the guy.
WTF is that supposed to be? That dude looks completely f-ed up.
I think they are called Guidos. Its a fashion statement. And oh he is so not alone with that look.
Uh, this isn’t a fail at all. It’s a disease where instead of producing adrenaline, the body produces melanin. I don’t remember the exact name, but I’m pretty sure this guy has the disease. So you’re not racist, you’re just an idiot lol.
He may have Addison’s
If it was Addison’s the color would be splotchy
I say spray tan WIN!
Oh my! they are big, didn’t even notice the fail.
How are those boobs a fail… *actually looks away from glorious rack*
Ohhhhh.
I’m just amused that some people [in the comments] actually seem to believe that that is his natural skin color and/or that he is black/African American.
This must be a new speices of Smurfs
I see two WINS at the left corner
LOL the white collar is definitely not helping his cause
Oh, lawdy. I believed this is the lost older brother of the lady shown at a previous fail. I’d give a clicky- on- linky, but it’s been error 404′d. ..Does the kid with the “I heart Bali” (looked like “I heart balls”) shirt ring a bell to anyone? He was in that fail too, methinks.
Yeah, I know exactly what you’re talking about! That kid is full of win.
Disgusting, irritating. Fire victim?
Cool! It’s a man made of chocolate! Mmmm….chocolate…
It is obvious that this guy is changing his skincolor.
But do you think he is going from black to white, or the other way around?
Bit too much fake tanner but still you score high
The guy’s pretty large. He could be a bodybuilder, and anyone who competes in bodybuilding competitions will be extremely tan so that it will increase definition. Just a thought.
What’s funny is that some people didn’t realize the boobs weren’t the fail
I can’t decide which is the biggest fail- his tan, his outfit, or her willingness to be photographed with this dipshit.
Hey buddy, don’t think that’s what she had in mind when she said she wanted some dark meat.
George Hamilton must be jealous!
O-o, Implants….
He’s a chocolate man.
whats wrong with it? i cant stop staring at the lower part of the picture. Bow chicka Bow WoW
HOLY SHIT! I was at the wedding that this was taken at!!! He is one of my best friends brothers! hahahahahaha He is a bodybuilder and he had a competition in a few days, but it was hilarious to see him like that at the wedding! hahaha OMG I still can’t get over the fact that this is on here!
I was at this wedding too. Was going to make a bodybuilder comment til I saw yours. Wonder if he knows this is on here… If not, should we tell him?
haha go for it! I’m still laughing at the fact that this pic is on here! hahahahahaha
Maybe this is his real skin color and he’s wearing contacts ?
axe chocolate
The girl’s boobies are awesome!
David Hasselhoff’s audition for ‘Othello’ did not go well.
she’s cute!
maybe he had a face-off with sammy sosa.
Orange-ya glad I said “banana”?
This guy was in a bodybuilding show a couple weeks ago, I found pics online and he is even more oompha loompha like in them!
http://printroom.com/ViewGalleryPhoto.asp?evgroupid=0&userid=ihinds&gallery_id=1845515&image_id=52&pos=55
Cleavage win…..
mmm mmm mmm, Barrack Hussein Obama
How do I look like that??……………ROFLMAO
He’s the Chocolate Man from the Axe commercial
He matches her eyes.
OOOOO she has nice boobs! Yum
Do you have ID for that?
Oompa-loopa-doopity-doo, I’ve got another riddle for you…
Another 5 to 10 minutes at 375 degrees, and he should be ready to serve.
He isn’t tanned – he shit his face
atleast her boobs is a win LOL
I don’t know about the tan but I want that girl’s number!
You can tell: He was white. Did he barbecue his insides too?
I think his toaster is broken…
Lol, reminds me of “the annoying orange”.
He could play “the annoying rotten orange”.