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he turned from a
“bad boy”, topless, combat trousers wearing weight lifter
to~~~
scared little kid calling for his mum
in the matter of seconds…
Why did he have a bucket there? looks like prepared… Unless the boy is a frequent puker
I’m pretty sure that was a trashcan.
A bucket by a fish tank. I don’t think that is odd.
Dahang it! Not my saltwater fish tank!
¡ʞuɐʇ ɥsıɟ ɹǝʇɐʍʇןɐs ʎɯ ʇou ¡ʇı ƃuɐɥɐp
durn burn it, howdyoo guys do that?
i always keep a buket by my fish, so i can fill it up with water after i drain to clean it
dumb shit, it’s a trash bin under his desk, shiiieet
well, you see. its a fish tank. and sometimes you need to put more water in there.
so you need a bucket for that. jesus. its not that hard to work out is it?
lol, no kidding
what a tool
poser -.-
“MAMA!!!”
lol
“I know.. i know…” my son’s a retard lol
FLUFFY!!!Alas, da feesh.
I knew them well…
Oh god, why???!!
Nemo! NOOOOO!! *sob*
Meh. Finally gets a bucket to catch the water….
you poke aquarium, you bukkitI have a walrus asking if anyone seen his bukkit.
I believe you want the blog next door.
←
*smiles calmly*
This is not the blog you are looking for.
mesa thinka you have seena tooo many Star Trek. Needa to go couple fails downa.
jub jub
juba da hut?
Jabba is in da hut! xD
Hut? What hut?
pizza hut!
no way, dominoes
You mean 8 doors down.
I thought it was 3 doors down. *sings while pointing at myself*
♪♫And sooner or later you know I’ll be dead
You’re getting closer
You’re holding the rope and I’m taking the fall
‘Cause I’m a loser, I’m a loser, yeah. ♪♫
And whatever is left of the fish —
Swim harder Fred, swim harder, you’re going over the falls!!!! FFFRRRRrrrreeeedddddd!!!
Needed his mom to move the bucket over 3 ft -.-
Thats the real fail, him calling for his mommy.
The real fail is nobody’s hero.
Why exactly would you want video of yourself weight lifting?
Better than a video of you with numchucks??
Based on the results, I’d say not.
*snork*
Definitely not!
Have we seen Scottie with numchucks? I missed that one.
Oo. I’d pay to see that, though.
That must be a commentary on what nunchucks usually do to you.
Must it?
Damn it, Jim. I’m a doctor, not a veterinarian.
They’re called “Numbchucks” for a reason…
For the same reason health clubs have wall-to-ceiling mirrors. Vanity and technique.
errr… floor-to-ceiling. yes.
I’m a big bad weightlifter! <> Mom! Mom! Mommy!
“there’s pirahnas on the loose!”
Mom, i need a bucket and a new fishtank.
He’s from Germany too ! Like me^^
are all Germans as jacked as he is?
Yes.
*feels Arthur’s bicep*
Um…yep.
No , not really , I’m german -.-
ps : the dialog between mother and son : “MAMA!!!! EIMER !! EIMER !!!”—> “MOM !!!! BUCKET !! BUCKET !!”
scheisse bernd es riecht ich habe waffen hier… !
Easy for you to say.
In Bernds Keller riecht es immer.
nach was ? xD
Nach Bernd.
Omg is ur name jonas mine is to? lol i have only seen one person with the name joans
I love that he calls his mom to help!
Well let’s see, he looks like he’s roughly 15. I think I would panic too at that age. Perhaps the weights and the aquarium belong to an older, much brawnier brother.
“Come here, boy!”
That’s what older brothers like to say. Then they kick your ass.
Do they do that to younger sisters too?
*Fervently thankful to be an only child*
Yup, they do. You get them back later in life by convincing their girlfriends that they’d be better off with someone else.
You make interesting posts.
Do they come from personal experience?
I’d panic at the potential death of my fish tbh :/
He needs to work on his pectorals.
He also need to work on his had eye coordination.
I had an eye once.
wasn’t a fish eye, thank CC.
/runs, like the Six Million Dollar Man
I think he looks just fin the way he is.
He could stand to work on his tail though.
If he could stand, he wouldn’t *need* the tail.
*rimshot*
*glassbreak*
Who will be the sole survivor?
*flounders for a witty retort*
*counts shinies in case LCB has reduced his perches power*
This economy is roughy on us all.
Cod we get back to the topic at hand please?
I forget, were we talking about thiS almond?
*zips in for a group(er) grope*
If you’re fishing around for a hug…
*squeeze!*
Lordy, I was feeling like a minnow-taur in a labyrinth, searching for that hug! Tanks!
*squeeze*
Nice bass.
*hug*
Well…I am something of a badis, yanno.
You gourami from day one.
Awww. You know acara lot about you. *hugs*
If that sole you want….
I am typing this comment just for the halibut.
(can’t believe no one has used it yet)
Why not? Pun runs are always a great way to whale away the time. (do aquatic mammals count?)
If not I’m going to have to tuna into another thread.
Where I will most likely be thrown to the sharks…
Did I miss the cuddle puddle today?
It’s on the floor under the fish tank.
*hands BBB a tegilla sunset*
*squeeze*
Bless your heart AA. Rough couple of weeks. I really needed this.
*leans back and sips the sunset*
Oh good there’s a cuddle puddle here too. I thought I missed it.
*slides into puddle*
*squeezes peeps*
*biggroupsqueezes*
*squeezes all around*
I stole BG’s bottomless pitcher of chocolatini’s while checking out the last puddle.
I’m willing to share.
*polishes off Tequila sunset and pulls out giant martini glasses*
*sidles up to BBB*
*smiles expectantly*
*dusts glass rim with cocoa*
*pours full tini for Zooomz*
*garnishes with dark chocolate curl*
*SQUEEZEStolasttheweekend*
*balloonsqueeze*
*festivesqueeze*
*squeeze a C-C-C-Combo breaker!*
And here I am. It’s very nice to relax here with friends, all cozy and warm, on a Friday evening.
Cheers, peeps!
*cuddle puddle squeezes*
*backs truck up to puddle*
*--------------------------------------* ||____*
| | || |_| \
| BEER AND SPIRITS DELIVERY SERVICE | || ~ ---.
| | || ___ |
*-----------------------------------------[___]-----]
_(@)_(@)____________________________*(@)(@)___________(@)__
I found this truck just sitting abandoned in the middle of the road. This guy jumped out of it and ran away screaming, so I guess he was trying to give it to me. Must have known what I would do with it.
Oops, I guess I should have backed it in slower. Sorry. Hopefully there’s something salvageable in that wreck.
*snork*
Well, it won’t be driving any time soon, but the cargo’s intact. Cheers!
Nice job, ZA! It can’t be easy driving, with you being undead and all.
See previous Fail.
We’re having a scaled-down version.
And we’ll call it… minnow-me!
What gill they think of next?!
Well it’s atrout time!
We needed a Ray of sunshine around here.
Too much eel-will?
Cat fish live in peace?
*turns on oldies*
Nice.
♫Salmon chanted evening,
You might see a stranger♪
♪Snappers in the night……♪
It is not Prawn. but i think you all will like it.
You think incorrectly.
Sauerness, you seem to have a natural talent for zingness. I hope you will peruse it with thoughtfulness and distribute it with discretion.
Sorry, wasn’t quite mentally prepared there.
Compassionate Sagacity.
Your latent capacity for it is showing….
Wow, haven’t heard that song since the Dr. Demento days. Never knew there was a video. Thanks for posting it!
Beta believe it
All whitefish all weady. You win.
Cichlids Out!
Your attituna needs adjusting….
Actually, I think I’ll win today. I’m about to take off so I’ll leave you with this.
I don’t mean to be some kind of mullet headed aholehole just for the halibut, however, I can no longer sit here on my perch and carp. I’m tired of herring you all be so koi. I smelt it too. Having said that, it’s the weekend. I’m gonna turn up the bass and fill my sole with joy. Wahoo!! I’m outta here.
*curtseys @ expected applause*
*flees toward weekend with a kwikness*
LOVE AND SQUEEZES!!
Have a good one BBB.
That was a whale of a goodbye, Bop! *squeezes back*
AH ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hope you log back here to see how much that was apprecitated!!
gotta run, bye all
*Applauds.*
*Awards gold starfish.*
*Places Queen Fish crown on 3B’s head*
Have a nice weekend.
Thanks guys!! Your kind words are much appreciated.
New computer in home!!! First time I can appreciate you all from home!!
Don't put it near your aquarium when you lift weights.
Computer in the house????? Since when?????????
*BIGFATFAILPEEPSQUEEZES* HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FELLOW PEEPS
I think he needs a new tank.
LF healer pst
WOW has killed my life
Tough guy lifting weights but screams like a little girl and crying for his mommy when he broke the aquarium
Too true.
I’d panic at the potential death of my pets too.
……….( hand smacks forhead) how stupid can people be!
No kidding.
Be thankful otherwise there would be no Failblog.
I’m really starting to like you Critter.
*patsCrittershead*
Ouch. No bitting.
Or biting either.
What do you bass these rules on?
Here Critter Critter Critter…
*OUCH*
BBB is right, stop that…
I don’t bite, thou I may nibble, cuddle, find a warm lap. I’m still earning my stripes and I am a de-scent critter. Hopefully my icon will be done but im Crappie at art.
So am I.
too funny that he cries for help then mommy comes and grabs the trash can that was under the desk to begin with.
What does everyone think: more or less pathetic than wii fail?
Yes.
Should have used the strap.
Less pathetic … this involves a tank full of lives that are probably no more; I panicked a little for him.
Volldepp, Trottel, Idiot, Rindvieh, Affe, Evolutionsbremse.
I love how the tough weightlifter calls for his mommy!
And the fish will need some repair.
His fishing method needs repair.
Or a different pole.
The pole’s doing an excellent job, he’s practically got the fish flopping at his feet!
Looks like a net loss to me.
sure enough mr machos first thought s to call mom for help
Mmmmmmm say the cats.
Didn’t think they liked fishburger.
Lol MUMMA!
Who’ll save the wee fishies?
Hasn’t it been concluded beyond doubt that this is a made up clip for an advertisement for insurances?
No, it hasn’t.
I… I think the guy in the video is my ex-boyfriend. This is the happiest day of my life!
You still dated him.
She got her just deserts.
Speaking of deserts… where is ryanon today?
That mother really loves her child. She didn’t seem angry or anything. She just tried to fix it right away.
Probably best to try and help save the lives of your kids pets, rather than be pointlessly angry at him. It’s called parenting.
old
meh
Looks like it’s Sushi for dinner.
Sushi Creamcheese?
Oh, the aquatic lifeforms.
The language and customs fixed not by laws so much as by the aquatic contexts in which language is used?“Crashing, oh! Four- or five-hundred inches from the ground and it… it’s a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. There’s a whole, and the water is flowing now; and the little pirate ship is crashing to the ground. Oh, the aquatic lifeforms“.
And that concludes our dramatic reinterpretation of the Hindenberg disaster. Thank you to Herbert Morrison for the voice-over.
Now, what about my dynamite?~ Steve Zissou
“There are times when verbal ingenuity is not enough.” – Buckaroo Banzai.
Lolrus going to be mad when he sees his bucket being used…
Isn’t this video 15 years old? I know I’ve seen this. Of course this could be failure redux.
were any animals hurt during the production of this video?
That’s not a good joke guys.
Has no one else notices the whips hanging all over this kid’s wall?! There are like four S&M whips hanging on the wall above the tank…
That’s normal for Germany.
This is the video that got me into being a failblog addict =)
stupid kid, there was a bucket right beside him -_-
I think that kid might be mentally retarded… I’m not joking
ahahaha, stupid german
He yells so nice for his mom ^^ reminds me at that Wii-Fail ^^
I like that he’s wearing what look like US Marine Corps pants, and then calls for his mom.
Gotte love the Dutch!
Germans :rolleyes:
this is my annoying friend i coulcnt belive this when i saw it but this is karma to him because he sannoying
by the way hes not german but he sounds like it in this video
ahhh… that stone drunk strongman would have been proud! I think…
no offence or anything but that was REALLY dumb, why did he have a bucket there?
The poor fishies.
Anyone else notice that he put his shit back on before she grabbed the bucket?
Poor wittle fishehs
Goldfish were harmed in the making of this fail.
oh my gosh !.. poor thing those fishes. I hope he managed to save them all.
stupid germans!
Diese Deutschen! ;D
Wie kläglich er nach seiner Mamma ruft! “Mamma! ..aah…aah!” – “Eimer, Eimer!” XD
Najs med lite svenskt fail!
tough guy has belts on his wall
How does a video like this get posted?
Did “mama” post it to punish her son?
Webcam?
MAMA! THE FEESH ARR ON THE LOOOOSE GEET THE BUKKIT mama!!!!!!!
*snicker* He cries for momma then makes some noise that sounds like a goose being strangled… hilarious.
I’m stronger than you!
I feel bad for the fish
Meh. This is an oldie, recycled from a previous identical FAIL.
Look closely… for some reason he needed to put a shirt on before bringing the bucket!!!
its a buckit, it needs to be handled with care.
also, MAMA!
omg hilarious
I really need to go pee now
No, actually he did not put his shirt back on, dingbats. That’s his mom. Note the long hair..
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I legitly felt bad for the kid.
I saw this on WebJunk on MTV a few years ago, and I laughed like an insane person back then. I feel bad for the poor kid though. Ah, the things that SEEM like a good idea at the time…
Ахуенна чувачек выебнуться хотел… Тем более, более 5 раз чисто бы не отжал =)
Aww, por fish.
did he screamed ” Momma” …lol if he really did ….
He screamed: mama (dutch for mother)
Mama, mama! (mother mother in Dutch xD)
it’s german! honck
“muscels” everywhere but the first thing he shouts is “mama”!! xDDDD
he he miscalculation
haha!,That was really a big fail!
OMG, this is crazy!!! LOL!
I hope there was not much fish
aaaaahahaha! great!!!
naturally like your website however you have to take a look at the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to inform the truth then again I’ll definitely come again again.
me too, I come here from time to time, and always find great things!
can it be found in Youtube also?
yes, just type the same subject in YT!
hahhaha, perfect!!!