Mullet Fail
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One of our eccentric fellows in Downtown Fresno.
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MC Hammer wouldn’t even touch that!
Nope. Neither would I. It looks a bit too alive … or too solid. Can’t make up my mind.
Longcat is long.
What a f&$%ing moron to spam that stupid-arse thing.
that is so freakin disguisting
You are a massive douche.
What? What?
/confused Donkey is confused
OMG… that is so gross!
that is so verbose
Heck yeah…redneck all the way baby!
but not as gross as your link to p0rn0 ville!
at least it’s not jenny again.
you’re soooooo fine!!!
Kind of like that hair that gets stuck by the shower drain…
OH MY EYES!!
There’s a dude in my town like that. Call him “Beaver-tail Man.”
Alive? It looks digested…
it looks like a turd
That ain’t no mullet… it’s a rat’s nest. But at least it’s hanging from his head instead of his pits.
Rats are too hygenic to even come near that.
Pet fancy rats yes………sewer rats?
Live in it
tree rats. their nesting material looks just like the rasta-hair.
*tounches without tounching*
Tounchdown.
Bad tounch!
RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE!
I challange that play!
He has a giant spider leg coming out of his magic hat?
I thought it was a really long bear paw. *shrugs* I suppose it’s more original than a white rabbit.
World’s largest ET finger 0.0
It’s a curled up rug and I bet it smells like there’s a dead body inside.
Is that an elephant trunk?
Throw peanuts at it and see.
where will it put the peanuts after catching them?
It puts the peanuts in the bukkit. . .
no, it’s already stolen.
oh… wait…or is the bucket a metaphor?
sorry i’m a slow thinker at this hour.
I have to wake up to work in 4 hours.
I think I hate Today.
there once was a man from nantucket…
I bet there IS a dead body inside.
So there’s where John Gotti’s buried!
Is it a portal to another world then?
.
.
.
Narnia in a hat.
It’s Presto messing up again.
We’ll never get home again at this rate.
Maybe I’ll lend him the invisible cloak to cover up that eyesore.
We could always try sawing it in half.
Just make it disappear.
Anyone got a match?
A match?You will need a jet engine to get rid of that!
You could count the rings and find out how old it is..
Looks like he devided by zero.
dividing by zero results in implosion
so he musta divided by negitive zero
My nana told me the tree would grow out of my head if I ate the apple seeds but I never believed her until now.
The idea has taken root?
It’s an idea that’s branched out, yes.
I cannot be-leaf that!
It’ll twig soon enough.
But I bet some sap won’t get it.
It’s enough to make you barking mad.
I LIKE CAKE
something about foliage
Talk about a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
no kidding
Will it bite?
I think it’s coming out for water
That’s a thorny question.
I dread to think what inspired him.
He had loads of wrinkles on his forehead and it was either this or pay for a face lift.
The horror…the horror.
When hairy turds attack. . . .
I blame Arthur for that.
It’s just hanging on, just like something lower down.
And this, dear Failpeeps, is how coconut matting is made.
O_O
i always thought it came from coconuts
i guess i was wrong
I wonder how he keeps balance. Could be annoying to fall to the right, get up and fall to the left every time he tries to cross a street.
WOAH! I blame you ^ and you appear!
*hairyanklesqueeze*
Timing is all!
*shaves ankle, squeezes*
I think I’m going to be sick…
Aim for the back of his head. Nobody will notice.
BLARG! Headshot.
See, it just blends.
…with the pre-existing smell.
no, no, no… you’ll need the mat to wipe your mouth.
There’s no way I’m getting my mouth anywhere near that.
He can beat people up with that
*up beat*
He doesn’t have to. People stay far, far away from this man.
I think it’s a woman ^^
Under your hat is a sh*t place to keep a woman. Even if she does look a little weird.
She’s a very small woman. …
It’s an ugly shirt but not really bad enough to be a fail.
i hate youuuuuuu timmy turner
Matching that ugly shirt combo with that hat is a definite fashion fail *snaps*
i hate you toooooooooo ugly obama noob
My hat is off to this person………..
What IS that thing??
It’s matted hair, he’s one of those people who refuses to wash it, ever. I don’t know what you call such people in the USA, but in the UK they’ve been around for years, and we call them “crusties”. There’s even a Wikipedia page about them.
Eating up your crusties sure is different these days.
Granola heads. Shirt fail also.
Bob Marley is hiding under that hat. He is very safe in there.
I’VE FOUND ELVIS’ HIDEOUT!
Why is he standing so far away from the road? or is that the fail?
Cause he might get combed over by the cars..
I feel sorry for that old lady’s jacket, then. It’s going to get tyre marks all over it.
i feel a new Muppet coming along
So this is how Muppets are born!
Well, atleast we know he is going to be well hung.
*Rolph*
someone needs to tell him his head just took a crap.
More like dreads fail. Silly Fresno.
Well, “dread fail”, anyway. Maybe he never intended it to be multiple dreads.
give me a lighter please.
Which end is it growing out of? o.o
mullet fail? it’s an uber mullet ffs.
i bet someone new has taken over this site, all the recent ‘fails’ really suck.
Make the most of the fails Sage. Is that sage you eat or smudge?
Plumbers worse nightmare. Makes me gag just thinking about the clogged drains.
No hair ever escapes that thing, dead or not.
*wonders what would happen if you smoked it*
hmmmmm….
*throws up*
I’ve seen worse. Phoenix, AZ, corner at the Cirkle K on Buckeye. The dude was this freaky bum with one humongous dreadlock and a few smaller, but still rope-thick dreads. I think he wrapped the big one around himself for warmth (it gets very cold in the desert, even below freezing, during the winter months), sort of like some hind of crazy hobo/kinkajou hybrid. And he stunk. It must have been the musk they secrete to ward off predators.
The beavers called, they want their tails back.
It that what it is. I thought maybe it was a hairy brain leech.
You could be correct, it does look underfed.
Worst toupee ever!
It got him all wigged out!
There is not a strand of truth in it.
Are you saying it is just a keratin of someones !magination
Well, if he think it looks like real hair he should be locked up.
But that could cause massive sTresses.
He should just part ways with this monstrosity.
Should we get a cow to lick him?
Maybe, I think someone told him to put mousse in his hair. I guess he did not understand
A product of defered success
Success and this man split long ago.
Fur real!
Yeah, it might tease him every once and awhile but it never stays long.
You mean he just brushes it off?
Ratting your hair and never taking it out is not a good idea.
No, it just weaves out of his way.
He should at least mullet over anyway.
Dammit!
*builds dam*
You asked for it!
*loans wood*
You might need this.
I have more than enough pine to spare.
Awww you and your Quercus!
*squeeze*
What’s up, Snufflelupagus?
(Totally had to look up that spelling, I was way wrong on my guess.)
LOL
He looks like a beaver…
Fur is murder!
Pupa stage conclusion.
Craaaaackkkk……….
*runs away*
If Jar-Jar Binks had a retarded redneck cousin…
turd mullet fail
Try not to be a dingle, berry.
+1
That has got to be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen on somebody’s head.
That’s one of the grossest things I have ever seen
I think I would have preferred to see a hippopotamus defecate
That can be arranged.
Just another cracker trying to be black.
-_-’
Hey now, look at the positive side. Wherever he goes, he brings his own bedding. (And possibly his own breakfast, as well. Fried grasshoppers, anyone?)
I hear those are good with chocolate. But honestly that hair looks scratchy. I wouldn’t sleep on it.
can i borrow a weedwacker ??? i have seen dreadlocks, but not a DREADLOCK…grosssssss =p
How does he sleep? Oh, right … the ‘lock spoons him to sleep.
Couldn’t it be fake hair coming out of the hat?
That doesn’t look like real hair to me
Cultural sensitivity fail.
rrrriiiiight.
Ohhhh.. the rare dreadmullet in its natural habitat!
At least now this particular brand of FAIL has a name.
Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go gouge out my eyes with a plastic spoon.
Mullock?
by no means a fail. that is one awesome dreadlock win!
There has got to be animals living in that! Someone needs to catch him asleep, and cut that horrible looking mess off! I bet he doesn’t have a girlfriend either!
it looks flammable
If this is the same homless person, its female and also comes around berkeley…..and yes its just as gross in person
Ok, that’s good to know because just looking at the pic made me throw up a little in my mouth…
Ah, the famed mullet dreadlock, or Mullock.
Looks like bread.
Every time I get within 15 feet of one of these “things” I notice the smell.
How can you live with this sort of disease trap on your head? I mean even animals groom themselves… come on!!!!
my brain is in sever pain!! My fashion sense is screaming and trying to dig it’s way out..
Business in the front, unspeakable fetid horror in the back.
ROFL!!!
*abstractsqueeze*
This business of which you speak, in the front, I fear to ask its nature…
Holy…
That looks like a termite mound growin’ out of his HAT!
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
i would NOT climb that!
I always imagined that one Halloween, I’d roll my hair into one giant dread and dress up as a joint. But now I know better.
When shampooing is just too much trouble…
That made me physically sick. o___o
I’ll bet a dollor to a dead hamster that he is bald on top, under that hat!
i know this guy, he is homeless and lives in phoenix, az. he ate at a shelter my school volunteered at 5 years ago.
is that a dead animal attached to your head, or are you just happy to see me?
This isnt from phoenix, he homeless man in Fresno, Ca. I was on tour there over the summer and he wanders around the downtown area muttering to himself.
I call that a win.
How did he get the rest of the beaver under his cap?
I do kind of want to touch it. I bet it would feel just like wool …and taste like honey. Mmm.
I believe the term for this is “dreadlump”.
BEWARE THE MULLET KING!
I saw this dude outside of the Asian art museum in San Fransisco. I wanted to take a picture and he let me in exchange for a cup of cofee. When I tried to strike up a conversation his mental problems were revealed:
E:where are you from?
Bever-tail Dude: Texas…Chainsaw Masacre!
Get over it you appearance monkeys. Try respecting other peoples’ idea of who they are try not to run with the pathetic, miserable, sub-urban masses’ idea of what is ‘right’ or ‘beautiful’. Immature wankers.
thank you! finally someone who gets it. If the dude wants a beaver-tail, let him have one! damn! its not strange we got wars going on if we cant even respect how someone else want to wear their hair.
looks like his head is taking a shit
O.O
Dave Lister seems to have survived his Red Dwarf trip and is back on earth?
Doesn’t he hide it well in corrie.
people who do there hair like that should get shot on sight
…Compensating for something?
There, I said it. You win, voices in my head!
There was a very grouchy old dude who used to wander around the town I lived in with hair like that. seriously filthy and covered in all sorts of nasty. We called him Mr. Matt, OMG he smelled bad! funny thing was he would clean and comb his beard but NEVER the back of his head.
im thoroughly disgusted right now
oh dear god!!!!! i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
wonder what will happen if that thing gets an erection…
It’s part of some kind of religion. You’re not allowed to cut,wash or interfere with the hair on your head or body in anyway. I’ve seen a lot of these people where I’m from. I don’t know what the religion is called??
Probably the Church of Dumbasses.
What the hell is that thing growing out of his back!?!
Oh and theweirdness there is a religion in which you arent allowed to cut one’s hair, but they still manage to keep it well maintained (wrap around their heads in a scarf)
exactly. that person is just lazy and doesn’t want to bother washing or cutting it. Normally why people have dreads.
No,none of the people I see every day wrap their hair in a scarf. I thought they were some kind of extreme pentacostal. I’ve seen more women than men with that hair and they all wear ankle length denim skirts,tennis or brown shoes and t-shirts.
its called sikhism
That….is scary. I wonder how much it weighs.
And I’m slightly disappointed that there are no Cherokee hair tampon jokes yet.
its like a twi’lek only less awesome and more nasty.
mullock yeah, but is that his real hair? whats at the bottom? a fossil? a new element on the periodic table? what’s it’s half life? what is that shit?
Scorpio WIN.
Gross. I bet there are things living in there!
In the words of the late great Wesley Willis:
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat’s nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
right. this man takes the term SHITHEAD to whole new levels. looks like a giant terd coming out of his hat.
Nice to see he is in Fresno, he ususally hangs out in downtown Sacramento. We call him Mississippi Mudflap (I don’t know where it started, I was just told that was his name)
Dear lord, I was so stoked to see someone from sacramento on failblog. we have such a rich bounty. Cheers for the dutchcrunch man!
Better watch out that thing looks like a giant beaver tail he might smack someone with it.
i wouldn’t tounch it either!
There’s a woman at work with hair kinda like that, only it’s black, thicker, and a little curved. Makes her head look like one of the xenomorphs from “Alien”.
It’s ALIVE !
*Must poke:YES!NO!YES!NOYES!NOYES!YES!YEEEEEEEEES!*
he couldn’t get a lady so now he always has something to snuggle with… and I’m sure it snuggles back… EEWWWW
It looks like someone binged on shreddies and then projectile vomited all of it up on the back of his head.
ewww WTF. i thought that was some sort of living animal
HOLY FU—
oh, it’s just a dude’s hair. I thought it was his ego.
ZOMG O.O Well, I’m havin nightmares tonight…
There was a guy in college with hair like this, not that long though. We called him ‘Mono-dred’. Seriously nasty seeing him walk past everyday *shudder* I’m glad it wasn’t as bad as this guy’s!
Thats… That’s poo coming out of her head!!
Excuse me, sir, there’s a turd coming out from under your baseball cap.
Hey, I do my hair just like that!
..and I have a blue cap
and…oh shit
eeeeewwww it looks like his head took a really big shit
I think his head grows shit instead of hair…
hey shithead.. that’s against city fire regulations. civil code 356-7H3.
That is quite honestly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen on top of a person’s head. O.o
ohhhhh myyyyy god it looks like 4 dead animals hanging from each other…
So that’s where loofah come from…
Is…Is that a /face/ growing on the very end? Is that thing developing its own primitive form of life? Or is it just a new–albeit hairy– variety of leach?
mullet fail? i had no idea that was even possible until now…
i bet he gets dingle-berries caught in it.
itz a dread-mullet
Has a biult in toilet paper holder.
there is a guy who has hair like that in houston i call him flatlock or beaver tail
“I’ve heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?!” -Buddy Love
1) Does he cuddle with it when he sleeps?
2) Does he have to clean skid marks off the lower part?
it looks like his head is taking a monster shit.
looks like an elephants trunk
Atleast he will never sleep alone?!?!?!?!?!