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Just one more reason boys shouldn’t play volleyball…or run from the police!
Double Fail…
Tripple! Fail!
Do I hear a QuadFAIL??
Quads are fine but the hamstrings are killing me. I knew I should have warmed up a little longer.
That was Oblique!
Ab-solutely!
But you have me glute(s) to my screen!
Do it again!
Of all the girls in all the world, I pec you! Will you be mine?
Awww Lats nice, of corese!
k@, Ry I did not know you both were bi-ceptual.
*sings*
All bi my self, don’t wanna be all bi myself anymore….
Tri it Jules, you might like it.
No, I like the Femoris body too much.
We should all tri-ceptance of our fellow failpeeps.
Acceptance is best since we all have to play the cards we’re delt oid say!
Don’t be so sternocleidomastoid
Don’t be so sternocleidomastoid. It’s possible to extensor abilities. But I agree, we all have a lot on our platysma. The stress can be enough to brachialis, leaving only a cerratus edge.
let me just say this
BALLZ!
I find these puns to be humerus
hahaha! i hope those police die of cancer!
Just one more reason boys should play volleyball…or run from the police!
Should or shouldn’t??
What a shot! Good timing on the kodak haha
*cut*
*Looks for next first troll*
Fail
Gawd, this site is almost 90% chicks, or at least their avatars are.
We prefer to be called b!tches or ho’s. Chicks is a very demeaning term.
Either way, please make me a sammich.
*breadslap*
You’re a sandwich.
*cuts the sandwich into triangles*
do you seriously not know how to spell sandwich? are you that stupid? SAND-WICH. its not hard, and if it is for you then take your as* back to elementary school!
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.
Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
EMBRACE IT F*CKER!
BALLZ!
*faceball*
errr, hang on, that is a little risque!
*teabag*
Isn’t that the same?
*takes tea bag and makes tea*
Sugar or Splenda?
Oh, why thank you. I like mine strong, so if you could leave the bag in for a while…
I hope you like two lumps.
Perfect. And cream would be lovely, if you have any…
I think that may take a few moments…..and a cyber wife!
*pops out*
*grabs Nene Anegasaki from previous post*
*pops back in*
Ta da!
dutch blindfold!
Dip the teabag in chocolate and you have a bandit mask!
The Racoons?
Awesome!
damn goths *squeeze!*
*spanksqueeze*
*wonders about squeezes*
*sips tea*
*reads conversation resulting from post in which I made tea*
*curses temporary loss of internet connection, right after I made tea post*
Yeah yeah, in Soviet Russia internet connection loses you…
teabag?
vinegar and water?
douche?
Are you offering?
no but granny sure could do with one
You put the eww in gooey!
can’t have foamy tea again now can we?
*realizes the ‘entendre-meaning’ of ‘tea’ and ‘teabag’ from UrbanDictionary*
*says I only meant to make the DRINK tea!!!* O__O
The coach at the side looks bored, I wonder if this kid does this sort of thing all the time, or enough to ellicit nothing on the emotional responseometer™
Are you suggesting the coach knows the kid gets balls in the face all the time… I think this comment is more risqué than your last one!
Well, rather than film the game the coach seems to have his camera focused on something else.
Oh good grief!
That comment makes me think that the girl who taggd him is named Lucy.
He’s thinking “get over it kid, you have another eye”.
Though he may need patching up!
I see what you did there. Shame he didn’t.
Maybe he needs to put out cones to inform others of the danger?
Eye, he should place them all over the crash sight.
That would be a visual treat.
*hands Jam champagne glasses for a toast*
These puns just keep getting cornea.
But will the pupil ever beat the master?
I retina’m never going to be that good.
Can this thread get even more cornea?
Oops, sorry ’bout that.
*sails away on his catamaract*
You want I should Lens you a pun?
That would be a spectacle.
Maybe we could make it into a contact sport!
As long as it’s not too iris-ky.
I think we should continue this conversation up stares..
And if not…there’s one down here you could use.
Well, not THIS kid, but there’s a little cross on the floor where his predecessor…ehm…died.
Ever heard of reaction times? I’m sure everyone in the picture would have howled at that, but not at the exact instant it hit him in the face.
Ever heard of -you just know when something like that is going to happen.
(usually to me)
and stop explaining things, it makes them boring.
That’s not what you said when I explained what I had planned for the 3 monkeys and the ballgag in our bedroom.
Good morning to you, Ry! Thank goodness you’re here, my day has remained far too clean for far too long.
The smutbus had a flat and then when the mechanic came to fix it, the p0rn music started and all hell broke loose. I still can’t get that stain out of the carpet so I was a bit late. Sorry.
What were you doing that would stain the carpet?
I guess the carpet no longer matches the curtains, unless they too were stained.
Wrong carpet, mine is tiled. Everything matches tile
That’d dedication. Bet that makes for time consuming date preparation.
‘d’! You know that’s not your place. Now go to the naughty step, think about what you’ve done, and let ’s’ sit down.
Don’t be so harsh with your ‘d’. Sometiems letters need to feel free to do as they please.
Now excuse me as I have a little talk with ‘e’ and ‘m’ in the bathroom…
*gets a switch*
You are gonna need this.
*letterdisiplinesqueeze*
No way, cuts down on time. I am ready to drop pants at the drop of a hat. Well, at least every 8 weeks or so.
*drops hat*
*drops trou*
*drops jaw*
*drop kicks*
*drops dead*
*drops out*
I like my tile floor as well.
Easy clean up and no rug burn.
Keeping it spotless is not that hard. You just have to sweep it off every couple of days.
A clean floor can draw attention to your junk and stuff too.
Sometimes I am blinded by the situation, and forget my penchant for causing myself mischief.
I thought the same thing. That look on his face is like, “Yep, that’s about par for the course.”
“He’ll feel that one in the morning, Jim.”
I’m TURD
Your mother must be so proud!
Dude you missed it, in the face
That kid sucks at dodgeball.
*chews cricket ball*
I am rubbish at most sports too!
*wonders why*
At least he got balls
Sucking at the dodgeball? That’s what they call it nowadays?
…must resist…
*sucks*
Why dodge them?
He doesn’t have the nose of a setter.
It Appears that a Mighty Fine ball has Landed in this innocents face.
No longer shall it be innocent.
It’s an all boys Catholic school. These kids are used to having balls slapping their faces.
They’re also used to getting poked in the eye, for that matter. He’s gonna recover from this impact.
That’s so in your face.
That’s keeping your eye on the ball.
Who nose!
Cheeky!
My lips are sealed.
Just make sure the upper one is kept stiff
I am British, that comes as standard, we tend to be brow beaten though.
Aahh, the Fail Ball… good ol’ style fail.
Right up there with football in the groin. Or whiffle bat to Daddy’s jewels… sigh, memories
yea I miss those.
Boom headshot!
No scope?
Of course, the guy who launched that ball has a scope mounted on his arms.
WILSON, how many times do I have to tell you, no attacking the players.
Now “Vilsson”, there’s a good ol’ Germanic name!
Its Wilson not vilsson. LOL
Hey 5 eagles since when arent you C.C.C. anymore?
Hey failinator. I work from 5 different computer and writing it down takes alot of time each time. How have you been?
Knee pads…really?
Nope, it’s just an illusion.
First signs of fotoshop???
it’s for the locker room after, first guy who takes it in the face…er… takes it in the face
A whole new twist to soggy biscuit?
Does that come with gravy?
Wait don’t answer that, I don’t want to know.
No idea, it’s an all boys event.
Bukkake will ruin any boy’s sports game.
dutch rudder, just saying
Is that a request?
as long as you’re not steering me up shit creek
So many joint injuries, so little time. Plus, Bukkake will also ruin his uniform.
man! I got joint injuries man
Man! It ain’t a good time, ’til you broke something right!
reminds me of this:
http://quakk.co.cc/misc/fail/taking%20one%20for%20the%20team.htm
actual archive is here:
http://www.dailybruin.com/articles/2003/1/29/volleyball-team-faces-injuries/
Would like to see him playing baseball.
Is it a fail b/c the ball hit him in the face or because it’s boys playing volleyball? I thought volleyball was just a girl’s sport…
Hmmmm, you have never seen Top Gun.
I prescribe you have the need for speed.
Well…that was one of the more gay movie moments of all time…
Maybe afterwards, that face-set, let one of his team members execute a perfect spike, winning the game…
GV….
*squeals*
*pouncesqueeze*
HEY !
You’re back!
*SQUEEZE*
@ GV
Hello my fail-friends!
*squeezies!*
Oh God. I just remembered the time we were playing volleyball in PE. I went to set the ball, but, because I completely suck at sports, I missed so badly the ball bounced off my head. But it turned out to be a perfect set and we won the damn point!
I’m glad to see that FAIL Blog is finally passing through photos of REAL Fails, instead of those Photoshopped misprints of signs and toys being repackaged in other boxes.
There’s hope, yet!
Guys look!
Oh, no sorry- I thought I saw something interesting over here, but I was wrong.
*potatoshops comment*
I’m glad to see FAIL blog is REAL fails.
There’s hope.
Mwahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Hey K@. Sorry for dragging you all the way down here.
Would you allow me to take you by the hand and accompany you back to the worthwhile conversation, fair lady?
Actually, this was a tennis fail but someone erased the racquets.
Plus it’s a golf win.
Hope?
Go cheack out the vote page.
Shake your ass show me what you got
*Singing*
It’s the Roc!
Throw your diamond in the sky!
clown schoolThey only get the make-up and clothes after graduation then?
…and they have to make do with giant white noses in the meantime? Clown, 7th kyu.
So they need a Shodan qualification for red huh?
I like this one. It’s like a classic fail.
Well we considered your feelings when we were voting. We all got together and decided that we would give you an early birthday present and give you this fail. We will go back to our regularly scheduled sh!tty fails after this brief respite.
Well there’s not anything else to vote for.
That’s so sweet of you. Now where’s my gift?
Granny has it in her pants.
the icing’s a bit salty but the peanuts make up for it
:3 Awww, for me? *click*
Oh… oh God.. D:
volley good! it’s like a cross between jolly and very?
Perfect Shot
I call that a Keep your Eye-on-the-Ball WIN!
You know you suck at volleyball when you’re a guy and you’re wearing knee pads. You don’t have boobs, learn to dive on your chest little grommets!
tHIS IS THE BEST FAIL BLOG EVER
Caps lock. You might want to turn it off, no?
Looks like me in gym class!
…the getting hit in the face part, not the knee pads part. What the hell is up with those?
I saw a bigger fail. Someone was preparing to receive the ball in the low position (pelvic area) and the ball was heading there. For some reason he decided to put hands in the high position (over head) and he got hit in the nuts.
Setting fail… camera WIN!
Whoever got this picture deserves an award.
Serves (no pun intended) him right for playing volleyball in running shoes. Seriously, they’ve been making sport and event-specific shoes now for at least 35 years. So annoying. You don’t see sprinters wearing high-top basketball shoes on the track.
Sometimes you don’t see sprinters until they run into you.
In their ugly 80’s high-tops, of course.
According to everyone in my 9th grade gym class, this was me the day I got hit in the head with a volleyball. (I tend to disagree because I didn’t know how to play the damn game at the time, but I digress). I know this kid’s pain but, lucky for me, there were no cameras that day.
hehe,, wonderin how many times that happened to me already,,
Picture timing win!
That’s using your head!
At least he was in the right stance.
Perfect form…perfect fail!
That’s quite the six pack
one word: NOM
Love the expression of the dad in the background.
“I am not amused”
THank God that kids face deflated just as the ball whacked him! That could have hurt
I GOT IT!!!!!!!!
It looks like volleyballs don’t take to kindly to being punched around.
Boom, Headshot!
Whoops! He just missed the ball by an inch.
HAHAHA. Photographer WIN. Great timing for taking the pic!
Volleyball fail… timing win!
For those of us who had this happen to them soooo many times, we appreciate why volleyball is now an Olympic sport.
I hated when that happened…
i’ve done that!! haha but no one has ever gotten a picture of it.. of course, that was a few years ago, but still!
and to those of you who say boys shouldn’t play volleyball: that is so wrong. that’s like saying girls shouldn’t play hockey. unethical! haha (:
Not in the face!
Actually, boys in short shorts is FAIL all by itself
the getting hit in the face just makes it funny in addition to disgusting
Not a bad form, just no hands-eye coordination.
Wow!!
why the hell do dudes play volleyball??
just playing is a FAIL!!!
That’s what he gets for wearing shorts like that.
nice ass…. love to stick my p33n up it
‘When Brett asked to dance ballet that year his father came to the realization that, /somehow/, he had to instill a life-long fear of balls. And fast.’
HAHAHA this kid was actually in my team, i was in front court during this game!! CLASSICC!!!!
Boom…Headshot…
i love how both others in the shot are just looking at him like it happens all the time!
Knee caps?! These are some looser kids in action
LOL look at the coach’s face LOL like “NOO NOT AGAIN BILLY
*witty comment*
I have to agree– THIS IS WHY GUYS DONT PLAY VOLLEYBALL!!!!! :]
true *volleyball hits face* oww………
hey this is my school. go churchie vballers
Haha!