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I was shopping at Wal-Mart tonight and some lady left her kid in the cart with no one around. After about 5 min, one of the employees proceeded to put the “caution” sign next to it and mopped around the little bugger hahah
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Half price!
Half pint!Half wit!
Half time?
Half mast?
half arsed?
Half nelson?
this is surely more than half, shirleydamn you!
THE BABY DESERVES IT!
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
WOHOO I WIN!!!! I get the baby now?
Just don’t kick the baby!
And don’t put it in the corner.
Where did our love go?
you never send me flowers anymore!
*gives Elsa_Mama beautiful red rose*
*nicetoseeyousqueeze*
Ohhhh… A red rose!! *puts it in a vase next to my computer* *sigh* it smells lovely!!
*Squeeze Little Girl Blue*
half calorie
Kick the baby!!!!
Half gainer (with a double twist ending in a pike)!
that’s more than half
heh:[
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"don't poke me serious, I'm shirley"... but if it's the both of you, serially, that's : ]>:[
>:[
*poke*
*poke*
*tickle*
*tickle*
I’m serious!! (:-|
*giggle*
*poke*
*tickle*
Tee Hee — cut it out!! I’m trying to be crabby >:-\
I mean serious … |:-|
:[
:]
*tickles Elsa some more*
*falls over laughing* OK OK I give up!! I’m not serious any more!!!
{:~) [;>
Half pound of that please.
And a patty cake, please.
That’ll cost a little extra…
Half cut.
Half baked.
Half gun will travel.
I’m half-ing a ball.
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Half pound.
Half pipe.
Half c0cked.
Hmmmm- a little premature?
Premeditated?
Premenstrual?
that's where little preemies come fromPreternaturally speaking, of course.
Sure, bring up behind and Granny gets in line.
He already did down there, Ry. VVVVVVV
I know, this posted in the wrong place
Premarital?
Oh, piffle! I hate it when that happens!
*pat.pat*
Prepubescent?
Ouch! Half the man I used to be.
Please sir, can I half some more?
Thank you sir, may I half another!
Half a loaf is better than nuns.
MTV’s Top videos of the year show for the year that “Creep” was released, introduced the video in the countdown as “The ode to John Wayne Bobbitt”
Half assed.
*half semi*
half and half cream?
After half past 9.
Hang your knickers on the line?
I’ve never heard this nursery rhyme.
Don’t you think it’s time? Stand in line!
That policeman’s looking mighty fine.
so I porked him where the sun don’t shine
Oh, no you don’t! He’s mine!
Now I’m inside serving time.
Both of you can do him, it’s not a crime.
If we do, we’ll really get behind.
my nuts hang well off his kind
Can’t get that image out my mind.
A bit of the old bump and grind?
*squeeze*
Can’t get that !mage out my mind.
some passers by were rendered blind
But the rest just watched, which blew my mind!
The cop thinks you all are unkind.
The sight traumatized a street mime.
Now my brain is coated in grime.
Old Joe sold a lime!
And it tasted so sublime
Then I bent over and found a dime.
and ate a quarter and a dime
Halph Thyme?
LAST!!!!!
Fail
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Do you have a keyboard shortcut for this comment? Or is all the fun in writing it?
I always type it from scratch because, yes, that’s where the fun lies.
*squeezymissdeezy*
The fun lies?! It’s not supposed to do that!
*lip quivers*
The fun is a lie? Never!
*squeezieSuperGracie*
Fun aften lies (yes, you have time for one more post … work can wait … )
…and then one leads to another, and another, and another and before you know it, you’re stuck in FB Land and your inbox is overflowing and you’re getting further and further behinder….
But… but… I thought I was getting paid to fail!
Wait…
And just when you start actually working, your computer freezes.
Yes, I got a shortcut: CMD+F+A+I+L+RETURN
I want you inside me.
That would make you PhaTomNtious. And that’s not a good thing to be….
Caution.
Cart may be wobbly, and prone to scream if left too long without feeding.
Babes half price!
I’d go with consumer protection on that deal.
And expensive. Very, very expensive, what with the cost of college tuition rising every second.
But the cart is empty. So maybe the sale was really good that day.
I don’t think this is a sale of babies; there is a sign up that looks like it is a warning with the little picture as a baby in the trolleh, tilted forwards.
Anyone else see that?
I fail’d
I always forget to remove my clickie D:!
So we are being warned about what damage babies can do to your cart. *nods* I see, I see.
OMG!11!1!1one1! Dont say taht its a baby and it culd die if you left it their!!11!1
I wouldn’t mind…
I never knew you were so out-there, LGB
I mean, there was the wet-looking bathing suit for Scott’s Haikus, but.. surely…
…help?
Our Little Girl is Blue due to her material Jon, not her mood.
Goofy! I wouldn’t mind having a go at you.
This is good, But it’s not epic good.. 4 thumbs
You must be really fast at texting.
baby a la cartewould that be the menu for disaster?
hmm ... it's certainly food for thoughtlessnessThe recipe for deferred success?
hmm ... it certainly strains credulityIt looks more like ordering “Family Style”.
I think that is a a little late in the term for a abortion?
it’s on “try before you buy”
Rollback pricing!
Does it come with a lifetime warranty?
Only if you buy the 2-for-1 deal.
It’s a gift with purchase. She bought a cuisinart and got the kid free.
Good thing I buy KitchenAid.
I have 3 stand mixers from 3 companies and 4 hand mixers all from different companies. I prefer Viking.
Well it’s a good thing I am half Norwegian.
I love the way you pillage and plunder.
Don’t forget about the really cool boats and hats.
What is best in life?!?
I thought I was having a foursome one time and I found out my Viking forgot to take his hat off
He must have been really horny.
He certainly made me Thor often enough.
I guess he must have used his broad sword.
I certainly wasn’t with him for his pickled herring.
Did he ever go berserk?
He warriored me out with all the seax.
He must love to here the lamentations of his women.
hahaha
I can tell you’re a jolly person, eiei. And deep. Very, very deep.
With a particular taste for 1920s murder mystery novels.
And a not-entirely-decent penchant for ducks.
*longtimenosqueeze*
I’ve always liked to make an entrance. (Though this time it’s undeserved as my extended absence is primarily down to laziness)
*littlebluesqueeze*
Slippery when wet.
Objects in cart are closer than they may appear.
what about objects in the rear view cart mirror?
Caution: Baby on Board(so if you were planning on ramming into my cart, kindly reconsider)
I was thinking more about ramming into your …
Is it really the thought that counts?
*runs in*
*finishes comment off*
Sheep
*looks proud*
DING-DING-DING!
We have a winner!
they grow up so fast
life in the fast check-out laneMadonna’s shopping cart
i guess that makes me a material girllike a virgin
Granny don’t preach.
like (i haven't got) a prayerBye bye baby!
Feeling true blue about this one.
You may need a holiday.
Or a ray of light.
It’s human nature.
Don’t cry for me Dillie!
Waaaaaaaaaaa! *hangs up*
Didn’t your mom tell you not to talk to beautiful strangers?
You know I’m crazy for you.
You make me so happy, I just could die another day.
I heard she does it ’cause she’s a bad girl.
I just wanted you to justify my love.
She must be my lucky star.
*vogues*
*gets into the groove*
*squeeze*
*shivers*
It’s snowing here. I’m frozen.
*takes BBB to La Isla Bonita*
Standing in the rain over here. Feel it on my finger tips.
free pram
Free OJ!
FREE DUMB!!Save Ferris!
Free Tibe-
*dragged away by Chinese secret police*
no free to be you and me then?
Tiberium?
*with corner of eye catches the sight of two chinese-looking men quietly slipping into shadows*
She’s around somewhere. I reckon she slipped on the wet floor right out of shot.
Store full of food
No food in cart
Baby in cart
No room in cart to put food (or very little) because baby in cart
Kinda makes you wonder why they’re in a grocery store, no?
would you like a bag?
Paper or plastic, ma'am?Which comes full of barbiturates?
cartouchéI’d buy that for $0.002.
That’s just a matter of opinion.
I’d buy it for ¢0.002.
There’s no difference, IMO.
I swear shelf stackers are looking younger and younger.
This is the Billy from the Youth Work program. He collects the discarded shopping carts.
He may need a bit of help with the concept though…
I swear, babies today are so damn lazy.
I’ll have to see if my grocery store carries babies. I bet they are tender. I’ll have to ask Avis if she has any good recipes.
Make sure you buy the gifted ones if you’re trying to get smarter.
holiday gift cartNot just for christmas…
Oh, Avis is a Swift? I thought she was a swallow.
Modesty is the best policy.Well she does love the Roster.
*ahem*
That would be ROOSTER!!!
Sorry, I forgot how you like your O’s two at a time.
Damn skippy!
For babies? No, sorry. At least not of that species.
How about veal? That should be close enough.
There’s some brisket down there, Avis. VVVVVV
Don’t forget lamb!
*does have recipes for veal*
they come out good if you use the baby roasting BBQ grill from Sears
The easy way to skip all the bureaucracy involved in “legal adoption.”
shopped
dropped
plopped
chopped
op-ed piece
mopped
flopped
*clopped*
Bopped!!!!
Clopped!
Oh dear — I mean — um, well, hmmm —
POPPED!
SWAPPED!
*stopped*
*puts star on Christmas tree*
Topped!
Got my joe slopped.
Unstopped!
Photoshopped?
cropped?
that baba’s going to have them waffle marks
All the better for collecting syrup.
Sappy condimentality.I got Muffin, sorry.
you’d batter come up with someffin
Hafta watch out for those low-rise pants.
They do make me looks pastry as well.
*sigh*
I think you’re cute as a dumpling, k@.
Sadly, my ass is as flat as a pancake.
*sigh*
that might give rise to flapjacks
LGB you have awesome buns! (‘specially in a swimsuit!)
Awesome buns indeed, I am a back-lova’ myself
You’ve seen my buns?
Well… No, sorry. I just wanted so bad to get that baklava pun in there and look cool to the guys. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Just don’t cross her, those buns get very hot.
Well butter my buns and call me a bisket!
*squeezesbisket*
Rrrrrrrrubber Bisketttttt??????
I thought you said brisket:
Slow roasted meat smothered between to hot buns and covered in sauce.
I could go for a good brisket.
Did anyone ever realize that the kid looks like a doll and not a real human baby?
In the whole wide world?
I got you and me and teh baby, in my hands.[music note] He’s got the whole world, in his hands… [music note]
Why would someone put a doll in a cart? What a crazy thing to do.
*shakes head*
It’s Baby-Leave-It-Alone-Dammit, a training doll for potentially overprotective parents.
100% agree – it’s an f’ing doll…
*nods excitedly in agreement*
Yes, definitely. And that’s not a real cart, either. It’s a sled … and Santa wants it back.
But Santa went up in flames a while ago…
That is SO not a Realdoll.
I did not know they sold that kind of thing at Wal-Mart!! Do they keep them in the back room??
You can say that again!
Why fankie Super Gracie — you turned my Fail into a WIN (and turned my frown upsidedown!!)
You really are a super hero!!! *blinks really fast*
I did not know they sold that kind of thing at Wal-Mart!! Do they keep them in the back room??
DeJa Vu all over again!!!
Was it a black cat?
it crossed my mind
[irrelevance]
What I’ve realized is that on FAILBlog almost everything has a second meaning.
[/irrelevance]
*nods*
Clickie ^^^
I’m assuming you meant your username.
A blog ABOUT FailBlog?! WIN!
*adds to favorites*
come again?OK
Why
just
Depends how much and where it ends up.
Why is there no :eyebrowwaggle:
Are you happy because I complimented the/your blog!? It’s a really fun & cool (for lack of a better word) idea (& website!)
Er- It is not mine, I just put the link up to explain the double/triple/quadruple entendres, as you seemed a little lost with it.
Ah. All the emoticon confused me… (bwahaha!)
I guess I interpreted them wrong. Ah well.
And google urban dictionary…..that may help, or scar you for life.
The Urban Dicitionary is ebil!
*winks*
*wink*
*tickle*
*squeeze*
*looks at tickling*
…
*wonders what to say*
:[ *poke*
*tickle*
*squeeze*
Hmm?
*tentatively joins tickling*
Um… *squeeze*?
How cute. He popped his squeeze cherry!
*squeezyConnor*
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME!*sparkle*
Thank you, thank you!
*gives speech*
Whut? Is this a new sort of ceremony?
*squeeze* <– That's my first one, honest!
*eagerly awaits flashy signs*
How cute. He popped his squeeze cherry!
*squeezyJon*
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME BACK!*sparkle*
WHY NOT, JON?
*snorekitty*
Look out angry German,
quick give him Poland
*znork*
*eyes melt*
That’s why, I’m allergic!
*fixes Jon’s eyes*
Here, use these safety goggles.
*hands him a pair*
This just makes me sad.
Come to Arkansas. You would see the baby in the cart along with food and other stuff crammed in with it.
ht tp://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=7126
Very relevant.
Wooah
Jules, I have submitted a couple of those pics at that site
For the record, now that it is a well known site, people get very pissy when you take pics of them at walmart.
Ry is this one a pic of you?
ht tp://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5366
For some reason your name popped into my mind when I saw it.
Umm I think I am umm wow.
She looks like a smut bus driver to me.
Psht, no reputable smutbus driver would wear that out in public, not even Granny. Who wears black under white?
While, is it before or after labor day?
After, obviously, look in the cart.
What cart?
Sadly, Wookies really do walk among us.
ht tp://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=1381
OT, I just stumbled on this:
Sally : Oh, I’m overcome. Take me with you to live a life of the wild rogue, cuddling under haystacks and making love in the branches of tall trees.
Blackadder : Madam, sadly I must decline. I fear my horse would collapse with you on top of him as well as me!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
He’s not talking about a horse ;]
*howlsnork*
OT: Just to share with you guys.
I was in a corporate elevator, and I heard someone who works for a well known free newspaper tell another office worker that he could “pose for a picture and we’ll make up some holiday movie you like and a fake name and career.” That was last month. Yesterday, I saw the guy’s picture in the paper with apparently other people from the office pulled for fake opinion polls. They didn’t even try to take the pictures in different spots. I can tell they went 30 feet from the main entrance.
They shouldda stuck to building amusement parks for short people.
*squeezyBGeezy*
*squeezeNtickle LGB*
I would not accept such shotty work for my fellow shorties and supporters.
You could probably whip them into shape. Show ‘em your fangs!
My kind of nigh! Don’t even need a full moon.
This isn’t failure at all. What’s so fail about putting a blanket in the cart so your baby can sleep on it?
The person labeling this as fail is fail.
Did you even read the explanation under it? You are a fail if you think it’s okay to leave a baby on a blanket in a cart for over 5 minutes in a crowded store. And let’s face it, all Walmarts are crowded.
crayfish are crawdad*I piiiiiinch*
*I poooooke*
*pokes Jules’ Nerf balls*
Ooooo …… spriiiiiiiingyyyyy …….
Just don’t ‘Zap Dot Org’ them.
Man I miss those commercials. They needed to come out with more and kill those cavemen insurance neanderthals.
I would so much rather have watched a Gil sitcom than that caveman crap.
Never, sweetie.
*squeeze*
You could try a low voltage. Jules might like it.
Personal experience, BG?
*gets out LV kit from nightstand drawer*
OOOOh, LGB! You sure do know how to turn a girl on!
*you payyyyyy*
*I giiiiiive*
You poke, you pay.
Oh, I though it was
you poke, you play.
It is in my world!
(yes I have my own!)
*starts making travel plans for next vacation*
You know, it’s fails like these that make me wish the ten o’clock fail wouldn’t come….
I love you guys!
*single tear slides down cheek*
Oh I think there is a troll in sheep’s clothing.
Maybe so, but as far as I’m aware, Sheep lack the required opposable thumbs to troll humo(u)rous message boards/blogs
*shows Jon; Yes it’s me! her opposable thumb*
Ooops, silly me, that’s not my thumb.
*reaches for camera*
Good news! J&D has come up with a new bacon product. Bacon Mmmmvelopes. Clickie the nickie!
Why? Don’t they taste bad enough as it is?
They should make them in chocolate. Yum!
I don’t think the stamps would stick.
Probably wouldn’t be sugar-free, either.
*sigh*
It was a nice thought.
Only if you don’t ad the bacon lube! Duh.
Makes it easier to get dogs to lick them for you.
It’s a conspiracy I tell you.
I thought that was what peanut butter was for.
Yes, well umm… to tell you the truth I would probably lick anything.
Oh my.
*hands Jules *mumbldymumble*
Even this?
Add a little PB&J or some LGB and then we are talking.
Hey I might be slow, but I get the job done.
Slow and steady wins the race, I always say.
thats so wrong
Autophobia – fear of being alone.
Looks like Angelina was ducking the photo op while doing her Christmas baby shopping.
You see? This is why I adore you.
*squeezies3Beezies*
*LGBeeziesqueezie*
Love you back babe!
*squeeze* Don’t assume. Maybe she took it the picture to show Brad the new model.
ht tp://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/celeb/images/zzzz-celebrity-pictures-spongebob-squarepants-angelina-enough.jpg
curses. WP Foilage again…
I want my baby back baby back baby back… ribs
I am surprised Wal Mart didn;t put the thing on sale for $12.97.
Rollback!
@ dilly:
OT, but do you remember the fail where we played Scrabble™ together? Every time I think about it it makes me smile:
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/10/07/parachute-fail/#comment-632514
special offer?
Caution, caged wild baby. Do not feed.
isn’t that just a puppet? oO
At least she took her purse!
I guess any kid could have parents, eh?
Maybe they were buying the kid, and were just leaving their cart there while they were off in the asian infant isle picking out another while they are still on sale.
Its a doll?
maybe the mother slipped and fell on the obviously wet floor according to the sign and broke her neck leave the baby unattended like it says not to on the cart itself
=( That’s awful.
Oh look, a caution sign!
LOL yeah, CAUTION! BABY IN CART!
Dude, that’s a doll. Failblog fails.
oh my gosh! Child Services anyone? who the heck leaves their baby in the MIDDLE of the cart-not safly buckeled in or in a car seat AND left ALONE enogh that the parent isn’t even in the photo!!!!ahhhh! I would bring the baby up to customer services immidiatly and have called the police-wondering why the person who took this…actually took the picture RATHER then doing that immidiatly!
thats obviously a baby doll. FAKE FAIL!
This is like saying hey remember that drunk girl who got raped, it was so funny cause it was her own damn fault for doing that…except she was 2.
Yea, stupid of mom not to watch the child, but of all thoughts, that in a wal-mart in middle america, people are messed up enough to take pictures of “abandoned” babies as a lark. Then to post fail.
Douche move.
FAKE FAKE!!
1) who would just throw their baby in a shopping cart? it should at least be in a car seat or something
2) the green thing right below the “baby” looks like a picture of the DOLL on what would be its packaging
the fact that this may be a doll is possible – but take a look here : http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=7126 – there is no way this one’s a doll
omg! yea thats definitely a baby!
and imagine if that stack of boxes fell on it… that would be terrible
at least its not abandoned this time!! har har har….
but having a 5 year old watching it is not much better
I’m sorry but I don’t understand what is so funny about this picture???
The baby is sleeping in a shopping cart, so what? If the baby is sleeping and all right what is the problem?
Maybe in the usa you may be worried that somebody will steal the baby. In Finland (and all the other nordic countries, maybe in Canada also?) people don’t usually steal babies.
I’m a father and I could easily leave my daughter (well she is too old now) sleeping in a shopping cart while I go to pick up stuff around the shop. If the shopping cart is where I can see it if the baby wakes up. I find it quite normal in countries where you actually can trust other people.
If the shopping cart were outside it would be totally different thing, but it is not.
You know what? We actually do leave babies sleeping outside without anyone looking after them. It is common to put a baby in a stroller and leave her sleeping outside in a backyard. Even in winter when it is under -10 degrees of celsius (14 F).
I don’t know ANYONE who leaves their babies unattended at any time.
Except, you know, complete morons.
aha! Considering it’s in walmart, it’s not suprising one bit.
That’s a DOLL you ‘TARDS. It’s resting on a bag printed with a picture of it… See the same color clothing, same facial and hair color. Am I the only one who figured this out??
No, you’re not the only one. Iwas just too busy being sidetracked by inside jokes I’m not a part of.
I call staged, and that’s almost as sad as a real baby left in a shopping cart.
Perhaps it’s a doll.
Or perhaps the parents swapped the doll clothes and the true baby’s clothes to get a head start.
Because the baby is evil.
Don’t judge when you don’t watch as much sci-fi and Lifetime Original Movies to know the supernatural and abused when you see them.
This is a parenting fail, but the even bigger fail is the person who took the photo instead of calling the cops to sort it out.
Is this what this world has come to.
“Yay let me take a photo and submit it a site and get ‘lawls’ from other people instead of making sure the child is okay and call the cops”
In response to “hate to spoil the fun..but…”
ah I see what you see. So why did the person who submitted this photo want to make themselves look like a twat for not helping? I don’t get people, but yeah I agree w/ you it does resemble a doll.
Failblog is becoming lame. I see so many repeat fails and now they are accepting fake and set-up ones.
“I guess anyone can have a kid, eh?”
NO! You cannot have the kid. Supermarket etiquette clearly states you can’t take something out of someone else’s cart. Now, if the mother had put it back on the shelf…
Mexicans do this all the time in my store.
It’s okay guys….no need to get in a frenzy. Remember, under the new law, no one is allowed to steal that baby without a 24-hour notice. Feel better now?
it’s a baby doll… I bought that same doll as a gift for my niece!
that’s obviously a baby doll, not a real baby… so… how is that funny? unless the joke is that someone actually believed it was a real baby.
I sincerely hope that is not a real baby. If it is that is child abuse. The child could so easily be abducted.
Nice article i’ll quote to my site
WalMart shopping list:
1 package of tube socks
25 lb. bag of kitty litter
1 case Diet Pepsi
1 baby
2 sets curtain rods
1″ Barack Obama” Chia Pet
There’s another one – http://digg.com/d31BaCQ
And the floor’s still wet from the pregnancy..?
:-p
I’ve seen something like this before. I sat down to eat lunch at a mall once and noticed a baby stroller sitting in the middle of the hall, baby inside of coarse. I looked around but nobody was watching it. I watched it for about ten minutes before a woman came by and strolled it to a table ten feet away, where she and her family had been sitting the whole time. I get the feeling that kid is going to need a shrink when he grows up…
The employee probably used mopping as an excuse to have SOMEONE near the poor kid.
Some parents have to get brains before kids.
Oh… so that’s what you do when the condom breaks and you can’t afford abortion.
I fell soooo bad. HOW would do such a thing