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win
Truth in advertising.
No No No No!!!
Primus sucks!
advertising fai……..no wait win
most certainly a win
you can’t go wrong with the truth…
uless your trying to sell something…
>.> well everyone knows that its garbge, no use in saying otherwise…
win always prevails especially when truth backs it up
über win
Ah, I see you remembered the umlaut. Quite right.
Save for 13 year old helium-heads.
TWILIGHT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT
ur not an idiot, sry bout that, BUT TWILIGHT STILL RULES!
I do not think that Twilight rules, therefor I am allowed to say that it sucks.
F#ck you
it sucks
u r an idiot. why/ BCOZ U LIKE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!
If it rules, than why are there so many factual errors that I almost ripped my eyes out before I hit half way. AKA, salt does NOT make wood burn blue.
Even without that, it’s like Mary-Sue vomit.
And even without any of THAT, if a guy did half the stuff that Edward does, I would get a restraining order and possibly try to convince him to go to therapy. There is nothing remotely healthy about that relationship.
Really now? We are all entitled to our own thoughts. I believe the Twilight saga needs to be rammed right up Steph Mayer’s rich ass for stealing it from a twelve year old girl. I wanted to take the movie (my friend bought it. I hate it.) and burn it.
LOL twilight is possibly the worst thing that has happened to society
Twilight Sucks
I thought that they meant it was an advertising fail because they weren’t promoting their product very well? Otherwise, yes it would be a win
I was waiting for someone to say it.
HA!!! nice.
Yes. Yes it is.
What are you waiting for, change it for a WIN
WIN!!!
total WIN – that movie franchise blows
http://www.motifake.com/twilight-moms-twilight-moms-demotivational-poster-78407.html
DUDE TOTAL WIN! WTF is up with the Fail! The Fail is a Fail in itself
Change that bitch to WIIIIIN
Drat, that’s what I was gonna say.
Agreed. very truthful.
wtf
Alright. People. Twilight… sucks… vampire pun, anyone? Yeah, the franchise is awful, but I don’t think that’s the point of the sign.
exactly. if the intended audience (key point of consideration when evaluating marketing fail/win) gets the joke, it’s a win. if the purchasers or purchase influencers aren’t on the pun page, total fail. now, let’s assume it’s a double win: tweens get the pun and parents feel like the double entendre speaks to them too: boy, this content really isn’t that great, but i’ll buy it anyway.
TWILIGHT…RULES!!! HOW DO I GET IT THROUGH UR HEADS??!??!?!?!?!
Perhaps the reason you cannot convince us is because you have some form of delusion regarding the cinematic quality of twilight…….
LOL perhaps we should talk in a language the twitard will understand
UR A RETARDED SHITBITCH LOL
Your name is too close to GAYDREAM so that explains why you mistakenly believe that Twilight rules. TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS! Deal with it
our heads contain gray matter, unlike yours, which is obviously empty if you’re enjoying this crap.
here is what i think of the twilight franchise
1. plot worth crap
2. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!11!!!!1!!
dude. I wont watch it for the pure fact that a bunch of over hormonally active girls mistake the main character for being hot when he really looks like someone shat his face into a cube, beat it with a stick and then added glitter to it.
Ed = puke me please.
sup gaydream
twilight is a threat to society
…and id like to say edward is an imaginary character
he will never love you LOL
if u r a dude then QUIT BEING GAY
I understand that you like Twilight; I know people can; I don’t have a problem with people liking the movie franchise.
What I do have a problem with is your persistence in trying to change people’s views; they’ve already said they don’t like it, and unfortunately for you, you can’t change that, no matter how hard you want to try.
Also, please don’t think I am trying to be rude to you – I am merely stating that trying to change people’s views isn’t the way to go – many people already think you’re an idiot because of what you’ve done.
Also, don’t automatically assume I hate Twilight – I’ve never seen the movies nor read the books, but I have heard negative and positive reviews from both genders, so I can understand your willingness to defend the movie.
- JC
Stockboy Win!
Total ad win!
Yea this is a win. lexiieh you fail for adding the word fail on this. Nice job screwing it up.
EPIC WIN!!!!! the truth always comes out in the end.
EPIC WIN!
EPIC FAIL CUZ TWILIGHT RULEZ
Proof that, unlike your comment below, Twitards cannot spell.
…gaydream
mega win
Agreed, NOT a fail, totally a win.
OMG that is totally not a fail that’s an EPIC WIN!!!
WIN!!!
+1
epic win
TTOOTTAALL WIINN
i personally hate the twilight franchise and think this is absolutly HILARIOUS
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL, I hated the movie, bu i <3<3<3 the books, so STFU.
Half-life reference?
WIN for sure
Not all that glitters is gold. Sometimes, when the writing is bad enough, what glitters is a vampire.
Only Chris Crocker should be allowed to sparkle. And maybe Lady gaga
Lady Makes Me Gaga is a prime example of dullness.
richard simmon sparkles
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion…
Maybe only the gay vampires sparkle?
Sorry but gay vampires FAA~LAAAAAME!
gay vampires… they are all gay… what are you talking about?
stick a poster on the fridge as a reminder?
also, win.
yeah… but only in the sunlight…. then they blow up! and the whole world is better because of it!
You, sir, just won yourself one internets.
I am stealing this line. I’m not sure for what purposes, but as soon as I find a use, I shall unleash it.
Epic WIN!!
Epic mega super ultra ultimate win. An pwn to Edward.
The nature of this site is such that I’m going with FAIL.
I’d have to have seen it to decide for myself anyway.
yeppers. I’m jumping on that bandwagon with ya.
Anyone remember “Nothing sucks like Electrolux”? I’m on that wagon too (present company permitting).
WIN!!!
Pun is punny.
WIN
100% Win.
110% WIN
That’s more than half!
10,000% WIN
(OMG ITS OVER 9000!)
again, with the “my sword is better than your sword” now, if we are all going to live peacefully, someone will have to confess to being a vampire, fight me, and eventually return to their coffin, where, obviously, someone else will make some lame vampire pun, and the world will live with it.
my sword is better than your sword
because my sword is a pen
and a pen is mightier than a sword.
FIAL
you fail fail
you are a fail. For spelling fail wrong. and this pic is a WIN
does FIAL mean WIN?
Epic “fial” to you. EPIC “FIAL”!
OVER 9000???
Couldn’t agree more.
Win, bitches
Arthur, let’s sit this one out!
OMG1!!11!elebenty!11!!
I have already scratched out my eyes. All is good now.
i like your name,
long days and pleasant nights sai
And may you have twice the number.
*taps throat*
Awesome! I love Dark Tower fans!
Those warnings should be mandatory. Win.
No one warned me about the vandals. Seize the gates of Rome!
no, RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE! GET ME MY SWORD! SOMEONE GET THE ARCHERS! SOMEONE ELSE GET THE BARDS TO SING OF MY SUICIDALLY BRAVE LEAP TO THE GROUND FROM THIS WALL!
Probably written on by a costumer or the guy who took the picture (if not photoshopped).
What costume would they have been wearing? Batman?
Aye right? Are you Geordie?
*raises eyebrow*
Or Scottish?
*raises other eyebrow*
Or a pirate?
*raises third eyebrow*
If you are I pirate, better don’t answer. There’s a Ninja *somewhere* around here waiting to kick your butt
aaarrrgggggghhhhh. …
Don’t warn about the ninjas!
Pirates totally kick ninja ass. Why do you think they hide all the time?
mfmfmfmhmf
*holds up a sign*
“Cookie Pirate”
or a half geordie half scotish pirate *raises 4th eyebrow*
Oh, those rascally costumers! Always dressing things up!
I work for this company. All our signs are hand written by staff
Seems like your staff suffers from some sort of infection.
People who like twilight suffer from an infection.
O RLY???????? I DO NOT SUFFER FROM AN INFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You clearly suffer from down syndrome.
hahaha WIN!!
i dont think that the condition that they have should deserve a name
its just retardedness
NO IF THEY LIKE TWILIGHT THEY HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE
U DO IF U LIKE TWILIGHT
WIN WIN WIN what store is this i love it
mmmmm, id say its a pretty JB HIFI kinda sign, i think its real
JB HIFI Win
Nah!
The store is JB hifi, they always do stuff like this – the staff can make up their own signs – its an aussie store
Or it could be in NZ
Nope, its a standard sign type/’font’ used by JB Hi Fi (where I am assuming this photo came from, indicated by the recognisable store decor/signage) – probably a cheeky staff member… then again that chain of stores is known for being all round generally cheeky, I reckon even the manager would have approved this.
WIN, for both pun and truth in advertising
No I recognize the shop and the signage. That was written by a staff member. Its JB hi fi, which I think is just an Australian chain. They tend to put things along the lines of “this band is wicked!” or “killer debut album”. The fact that they put this here makes me more confident in their truthfulness.
It is a New Zealand Store also as Demonlord said so it could be from over the Tasmin too!
that’s an EPIC WIN for sure
epic WIN for sure
What’s Twilight?
A cheap alternative to a hoover, perhaps. Or indeed a girlfriend.
It’s quite small in that case. Is it expensive?
*squish*
Dawn on the delta.
a film with sparkly vampires…(gay innit)
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!
i wouldn’t call it a win if there’s even a slight hint to twilight in the picture which there is so i’d call it fail
I saw it, and at first I thought “Yep, a Twilight display, that is definitely fail-worthy” And then I saw the Twilight Sucks part, and it went from total fail, to almost win…
win! cause twilight really sucks
Agreed!
I love how they dotted the L. Ha!
Definite win, btw, as Twilight does indeed suck.
Really nice. The “new wave” marketing.
Twilight Scratches.
- mew wave marketing
Totally a WIN!
UBER EPIC WIN!
Is that taken from a JB Hi-Fi?
yes it looks like it plus those STACK magazines from the entrance of the stores say they have the special autographed dvds
Yes. I wish our sign at our store was that good :< I love our bad pun signs!
Yup, if you look closely you can see the logo on the CD covers.
Um, why a fail when it is an obvious WIN?
EPIC WIN!!
“Epiciest” Win Ever!
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
EPIC WIN FFS!!!!!!
TOTALLY agree with you.
WIN ++
EPIC WIN!
WIN!!!
I would follow everyone else. This is win. I am writing it with such little emphasis so that the actual impact is multiplied.
Oh who gives a damn.
EEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC… WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Marketing win for me. I’d happily buy something else from the store after that.
At least you know they’re not lying about the quality ;D
THAY ARE LYING ABOT THE QUALITY!!!!! TWILIGHT RULES! EEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIICCC…FFFFFAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Turn off the Caps Lock, and also, Twilight DOES suck.
Glad to see that SOMEONE responds to this guy. also, you’re a minority of one, Gadrean. Everyone here BUT you hates fg Twilight. In case you still have no idea why, a list for you (taken from a video on funnyordie.com):
A vampire does not look like he belongs on a WB show
A vampire does not look like twenty guys came in his hair and he left it in as leave-in conditioner
A vampire has FANGS!
A vampire does not look like a Raving Fallout Boy cover band*
A vampire does not love you. He will not care for you. Given the choice, he will rape you in your sleep.
*some confusion on this one, as there was too much cheering from the morons that still thought they were going to see a ‘private screening’ of New Moon on the same day it premiered in theaters. They were tricked into coming to a vampire intervention. Even after about ten minutes of this abuse (read: blessing) some still thought they were going to see New Moon. Thankfully a few people were saved.
epic win
EPICH WIN
EPOCH WIN
Win apart from ze dot on ze L and all zat stuff in zat boux
Prepare your Mooney Bean
%WIN
Epic Win!!!! lol
WIN!!!!!!!!!!
I would like a fail like this…. $200 millions of dollars + so far….
Money earned does not a good film/book make.
yoda is right you have much to learn young mike skywalker
i believe thats a win
Seems true to mi…
WIN
the fail is that the dot is on the L instead of the first i
WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s definitely a win.
They failed to attach a MASSIVE spike to stab anyone stupid enough to buy the damned things.
WIN!
The only fail here is the guy/girl that posted this as a fail…
It’s 101% win
the fail is in the fake
it’s a win! no doubt!
EPIC WIN!!!!
This is both epic win AND epic fail at the same time. Say what you will about that, but if you ask me the sign is the win and the movie fails rather epicly.
I seek more guidance for you, o wise one!
win
agree
JB Hi-Fi win
Primus Sucks!!!
WIN
It’s so true. XD
This is a “marketing fail”? They fail. In my opinion, this is a massive win.
Wiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnerrrrrrrffffffaaaaaaaiiiiiilllllll.
Epic Win!!! xDDD
this should say win, and whoever posted this fail is an idiot.
WOW! thats defintively a win!
And then I clicked on the comments expecting lots of replies from twitards defending twilight! but no, not a single one defending this piesse of schit!
I guess then, even if your country produced that whole absurd that is twilight, you don’t support it as we brazilians do! omg, Twilight back here is so massive, it’s EVERYWHERE, the fans are so ignorant…so annoying! the libraries have entire wall shelfs, just for twilight “and general vampire books”…
I don’t think its a bad film or book, but Jizzuz, its just a book not a bible!
Except that “bible” does, in fact, mean book. All holy books are that way. They’re still just books.
I agree, however, that this is an epic win.
because over 90% HATES THIS GARBAGE SERIES the other 10% are retarded
Twilight rules! get it right!
‘Twilight sucks’ is right.
You fail.
:B
By “we” I certainly hope you don’t mean “ME”…
Just another Brazilian “Twi.hater”
Epic Win!
WIN! No doubt about that
win
EPIC WIN!!!
win
CLEARLY
CLEARLY a win
Epic ultra combo WIN!!!
WIN for sure!
WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!
What do u mean fail. Thats an epic win
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S: I’m a guy
I would love to hire someone to hit you over the head with a baseball bat. WHAT. DO. YOU. SEE. IN. TWILIGHT.???.
Oh I don’t know he could be quite crafty. Think of all the screaming teenage girls and their MILFs he could pickup. All he needs is a sullen look a face like cardboard, some messy hair and a little glitter and the gay could be getting more than he bargained for
Oops freudian slip
il do it!
btw-il do it was at pupperfly5
then you’re gay
wow the only fail around here is u
hey!! rly im a guy to,join the club posting that your a guy still makes you a retard
r u gay or somethin?
I don’t believe you.
TROLL is TROLLING…
finally! someone who isn’t insane!
He look! It’s the gayguy’s gayfriend!
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EPIC WIN!!!!!!
PS: Wagner is gay
So what if he is?
EIPC WIN!!
That is a win.
FULL OF WIN.
epic EPIC Win!!!
I’m pretty sure this is a win
Well it’s definitely not a fail. Either the advertiser used it intentionally, in which case it’s not a win, but not a fail either, or it was just a register jockey, which makes it a win.
FULL OF EPIC WIN!
Epic win, no doubts about it!
epic win, make the sparkly vampire crap stop
TWILIGHT RULES!!!
You aren’t gonna change any Twilight hater’s mind just with “TWILIGHT RULES!!!”, so get off your computer, burn whatever Twilight books/movies you own, and go make NORMAL friends. Twilight isn’t well-written, Twilight is neither a good book nor film series, and, most importantly, TWILIGHT ISN’T REAL!!!
win for sure, and primus rocks Søren H
WIN!!!!
GREATEST WIN EVER
The question shouldn’t be asked… THIS IS EPIC WIN!!!
This is not a fail, it’s a WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN
Im not even gonna say it…..
……ok I will!
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN!!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! DOUBLE YOU I EN!!!!!!
biggest win on fail blog 100%
the biggest FAIL on failbolg 100%!!!!!!!!!!
Are you talking about yourself?
Epic Win.
I belive it is a win.
<3 JB Hi-Fi!
Definitely the opposite of fail!
True, true
that’s a WIN!
epic win.
1000% WIN!
Definitely a win.
Win!!
Thats an epic win in my book.
Which book is yours?
Epic Win! Epic Win! Epic Win!!!
Epic Win
Uber Win
Meanwhile they’re all laughing to the bank $
This looks like a WIN to me
Epic win!
EPIC WIN FOR SURE
WIN
buckets upon buckets of hot steaming win.
I LOVE TWILIGHT! SO THEY MUST BE WRONG.
Or you must fail. Yep. You fail.
and somebody obviously wrote the sucks after the twilight was put there.
Advertizing fail; Truth win
twilight sucks. and i don’t mean that in a good way. (when I say sucks, i mean stinks) this is a total win
lol r u insane.its a win for honesty
That store is so stupid! Twilight rules!
What are you smoking?
Ok, so because YOU like something, that makes it cool? I’m not sorry to tell you this, but Twilight sucks, so get over it.
fail if the store put it up, win if some random hater put it up.
win. definitely.
THIS IS SO MUCH WIN THAT THE UNIVERSE SHOULD BE EXPLODING RIGHT NOW FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK…. so now lets find this Epic box of WIN and leave it on Stephenie Meyers doorstep! WHO’S WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
SURE BUT WE NEED MORE WINS EVERYONE WWWWWWIIIINNNN!!!!!!!
EPIC WIN BITCH!
Major win. ‘_’ Hell yeah.
This isn’t a fail! This is epic WIN! Someone needs to set the fail bloggers straight.
Win, coz Twilight sucks……………………………………..
your blood……….
no not my blood only my dick
they finaly accept the truth
Definite win
truth….WIN
Epic win!
I have to say this is a win. LaCroix rules, Edward Cullen drools! Forever Knight for the win, baby!
ok Forever Knight rulez, BUT SO DOES TWILIGHT!
Totally A Win!!!
Even though they are actively saying that the product sucks, it is still a very good marketing strategy. Obsessive Twilight fans will buy it no matter what you say about it, and the rest of us will think the store is awesome and be more likely to buy things from them. Also a win in general
Hmmm… im contemplating making my own team, it will be team Selene cause shes the best vampire
if nobody gets this shes from underworld.
Win imo
Gotta be a fail
sorry to burst your bubble but they probably mean “sucks” as in vampires suck blood.
WIN by default
epic win
I say WIN
Vampiric WIN
EPIC FREAKING WIN
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
This is most definitely a Win.
while this might be bad for business, i still think it’s a WIN
thats a win
big win
This is not a fail, this is a win.
I /d/emand a correction!
i fail to see the fail.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
DEFINITELY a Win!
lol EPIC WIN
Epic win.
thats a win in my book!
EPIC WIN!
even twilight fans would find that funny
WIN
HAHAHAHAHA WIN!!!
EPIC WIN.
Complete truth, epic win… And it’s a shame that cinema has become a garbage dump like that…
i compleatly agree. i still don’t see y people can’t see that the seris is an insult to vampires.
I think the movie’s entertaining.
it’s a win not a fail
Can’t go wrong with the truth.
What do you mean, FAIL?
That, good sir, is my definition of an EPIC WIN.
That is the biggest win i have ever seen in my life!!!!!!
most certainly a win
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How in Handel’s Bell’s is this a FAIL?
I declare (from my ultamite Harry Potter throne of Awesomeness) that this is an EPIC WIN IN SALES MARKETING!
change to win nows
Epic Win
/10 epic wins
this is teh best twilight insult yet. Epic win
I would’ve liked twilight a lot better if stephanie myer used a thesaurus once in a while…
I totally agree
she might have actually been able to save the horrible plot if the writing had been anythign other than sub-sub-standard
that’s a win for me, no doubt
is a EPIC WIN!!
The is a mighty WIN!!!
Win Win Win!!!
WIN!
EPIC WIN
Complete and total WIN, great work JB Hi-Fi employee!
Wow . They are telling the truth aout Twilight for once! Yippie!
EPIC WIN!!!!!
Huzzah!
EPIC WIN
win
Epic Win!
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epic Win. Totally
if thats a fail, then I AM MICKEY MOUSE!!! ‘FRIKIN WIN MAN!
Well the UR MICKEY MOUSE
i am not mickey mouse! twilight sux ass and yo;u will find almost no sensable person who agree with me.. mickey mouse my ass…
IF THATS A FAIL THEN IM MICKEY MOUSE & UR GAY OR A BRAINLESS FANGIRL
EPIC WIN! Vampires don’t sparkle and hang out in the woods….faeries do.
you rock for that comment, my hat is off to you sir, if I were wearing a hat
WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN!!!1!!!
I fail to see the fail here. I only see a win.
win win win win win win win!!!!
Its both. Twilight does suck, so that makes it win, and it is a marketing win, but most dumb@ss’s in America would think it’s fail… most of the girls in my homeroom come to mind.
Says this is 120% win
bahahaha WIN!
Win, win, for all god tis a win..!
Win
Wait…how is this not a win?
WIN!!!
EPIC win?
I think yes.
who the hell wrote fail on this picture?
it SHOULD be a fail
since petty insults are more understandable to you, you, Gadrean, are a fail of the epic variety.
that is so a EPIC WIN but i still think sum1 else wrote the “sucks” after they put up the sign…… its in a different colour
WIN!!!
Wtf? This must have been made by a girl or something, becauses thats a WIN in my book.
Win, deffinately…
Change it to win already maybe?!?!
Watch out for the teeth O:
No, see, the real Fail is that they dotted that L. Obviously.
EPIC WIN!! Why isn’t it EPIC WIN?!?
Definitely a win. It’s a pun intended to be funny that actually turns into a truth. Twilight, while there is definitely a lot of work put into it, simply put, is just no masterpiece of literary work, not as the novel series, and not as screenwriting.
EPIC WIN!!
This is soooo win!
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.
I believe that should read WIN
Epic Win!! Thank you, FailBlog, for your never ending stream of images that brighten my day
Epic WIN!
Twilight hating whiners are SUCH an EPIC FAIL. Resistance if futile, douchebags.
lol this is why i love twilight fans. not only do they hate anyone who doesnt like twilight, they cant even spell
Twilight rules! AND yes we CAN spell!
I see no evidence of this in your comments. Please be ready to show proof if you want to make false claims.
EPIC WIN.
They dotted the L instead of the I.
Oh how this makes me happy
if only this popped up on the intranet..
WIN!
I like the ballsy attitude.
Why are you guys so against a movie? I never watched it and I just don’t care about it. The thing is there are thousands vulgar, disgusting, popular movies and nobody protests there. This picture is funny but I don’t believe that Twilight is so bad.
This is clearly a really, really epic win. The way the Twilight storyline should have gone was the vampire hunter Blade turning up at the beginning, and you know what happens next…
To continue in the vein of vampire humor…
Twilight both bites and sucks!
Glittering vampires = franchise fail
Accurate stocking pun = WIN
seems pretty logical to me. Definitely should be a win.
defo a win
JB; you’ve done it again!
btw – it’s twilight fail; advertising EPIC WIN!
LOL… def. EPIC WIN!
that is SO an epic WIN! Truth in advertising.
OMG TWILIGHT!!! HEE HEE HEE! I’M IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY GAY VAMPIRE!
is that stupid or what??
Definitely a win.
Epic WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
definately an epic win.
Dude. Total win. It’s like me at my job, even though I’m supposed to see computers and electronics I say “Gateway sucks” and “You’re better off with a PS3 than an xbox unless you want to be a regular customer to the returns desk”
PS3 sucks! Xbox rules!
Um…maybe its a pun? cuz they ARE “vampires” and this is marketing fail. WHo puts electronic things by the toilet paper?
TOTAL WIN
super win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPIC PWIN
not fail, EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!
i frickin hate u
Fail. I’m as anti-Twilight as anyone else (I went to see New Moon drunk to laugh at it). But this is just pointing out the obvious to no one’s satisfaction.
WINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honesty in advertising! What a concept!!!!
EPIC WIN!
Win ^_^
http://twilightsnarker.blogspot.com/2009/03/twilight-preface.html
Win, win… WIN!
LOLOLOLOLOL.
TRUE ADVERTISING.
EPIC WIN.
WIN
WIN
WIN
FOREVER AND EVER. yeaah, the concept is retro, i wonder how it’s so famous, i mean, come on, how many people have heard of stories about girls falling in love with vampires?? seriously, there are more novels and movies that are more interesting about a girl who falls in love with a sparkling gay vamp.. SERIOUSLY!
this is a pun win
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EPIC WIN!
i ♥ JB!
whoever wrote that sign should get a pay rise, true?
Most DEFINITELY a win!
haha selling twilight IS a FAIL just as big as its posted in the pic
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What I’d do to be able to high five the person who did this.
nice win^^
Dude that is so a freakin win!!!!!!!!!!
EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN!!! This person did exactly the same thing I have been wanting to do ever since even the books came out.
Epic win for sure
OMG FUSKIN’ WIN FOR EVER!
This is such a win that I cried in it’s glorious presence. *sobs*
Fail? That’s a complete win!
FAIL? This is WIN!
When The Words Suck And Twilight Come Together, it can’t be a Fail.
It works both ways…
WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!!
WIN!
win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee WIN. Give that man a raise.
that is an EPIK EPIK EIPK WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? this a win!
WIN!!!!!!!
Nope, thats a Win
Hello and i hope u had a good day
I would like to comment on he photo above. Coming from a Edward team member:
HOW DARE INSULT MY TWILIGHT LIKE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU! I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIR AND DIE AND THAN BURN IN HELL TILL THE END OF TIME AND SPACE BECAUSE ETERNITY IS TO SHORT FOR YOU TO SUFFER!
Thank you for your time and i hope have a wonderful day.
your friend
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Edward Cullen(really DeWana Williams
i hope a vampire cultist eats you.
I have nothing to say whatsover about this girl…
*ahem* Caps Lock does not make your argument valid.
Neither does being a Twilight fan.
Please, before you attract more attention to yourself, get off the internet.
Thank you.
EPIC WIN
UBER EPIC WIN
Twilight does suck majorly in my opinion.
ULTRA INFINITY EPIC WIN
Epic win! Vampires should never, ever sparkle.
Too…much…win.
it’s amazing fangirls dont say this is offencive
It IS OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU
CRYBABY TWILIGHT-HATING WHINERS!
EVRYONE WHO HATES TWILIGHT IS SUCH AN EPIC
EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL THAT WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE IT!
I HATE EVRYONE WHO HATES TWILIGHT!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE! GET A HOBBY! STOP HATING
TWILIGHT! WHAT THE HECK DID TWILIGHT DO
TO YOU!? SOME CREATURE MUST AHVE SUCKED
ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU
HATE TWILIGHT! ANY PERSON WHO HATES TWILIGHT
IS AN EPIIIIIIC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To take this one point at a time:
1. “It IS OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You saying that it is offensive is in itself offensive and ironic, as you have insulted twilight haters in every post you have thus far made in this comment string.
2. “YOU CRYBABY TWILIGHT-HATING WHINERS!” Yes, we are. If Meyers had chosen dragons, or at least something that doesn’t have centuries of established canon weaknesses behind it, for the book series, it wouldn’t be so reviled. Vampires are traditionally very slow learners in the department of ‘protecting against their weaknesses’ and are vicious murderers. the first vampires, in fact, were supposed to be little more than vicious animals.
3. “EVRYONE WHO HATES TWILIGHT IS SUCH AN EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL THAT WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE IT!” this is an opinion. I have nothing to say.
4. “I HATE EVRYONE WHO HATES TWILIGHT!!!!!!!” Well, this certainly seems to be true.
5. “GET A LIFE!” I have one. I post here sometimes to take a break from said life.
6. “GET A HOBBY!” My hobby is poking Twitards such as yourself until they burst an ulcer from post-screaming too much.
7. “STOP HATING TWILIGHT!” The First Amendment to the United States Constitution guarantees Freedom of Speech. In addition, we could legitimately request that you stop hating on Twilight haters.
8. ” WHAT THE HECK DID TWILIGHT DO TO YOU!?” It offended us, mostly by taking vampires, a race with centuries of legend and established abilities behind them, and raping their concept until it died out of shame and pain. Vampires are blood-suckers. If Meyers wanted to do some mushy love story she should have grabbed one of the inhuman creatures off of a soap opera. I believe they are called ‘actors.’*
9. “SOME CREATURE MUST AHVE SUCKED ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT!” Firstly, you spelled ‘have’ incorrectly. Secondly, I find it mildly amusing that this is coming from someone who has insofar not used lowercase letters in their comments.
10. “ANY PERSON WHO HATES TWILIGHT IS AN EPIIIIIIC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You have the right to hold this opinion. I have the right to think it is bloody stupid.
I hope this helps, and that it allows you to see things such as this in a more rational light. Failing at that, I hope you are run over by a cement mixer because frankly your spamming of these comments and insulting Twilight-haters is getting on my nerves.
You, my friend, are my new hero.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but… I think I love you.
Of course this is win!!! TWILIGHT SUCKS @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
If TWILIGHT sucks…then NEW MOON Swallows!
New Moon spits more like it.
nah; that’ll be eclipse.
WIN. total win
I bet someone has pointed this out already, but I’m too tired to look through it all: Has anyone noticed they dotted an ‘I’ and an ‘L’??
There are two I’s in Twilight. The dot on the first I is off. I wouldn’t worry too much about it.
did anyone notice that the first i isnt dotted, that instead its the l thats dotted?
WIN! and FAIL for the L being dotted.
EPIC WIN!!!
The truth! I don’t think ‘Twilight Sucks’ was a vampire pun though, since it has no relevance. The Cullens are woodland fairies!
WIN, just like the truth always do.
I’m pretty sure that’s graffiti. It looks pretty poorly made if it’s not.
thats not grafitti.. its just a hand written sign for a store!
jb hifi haS THEM SIGNS ALL AROUND THE STORE LIKE THAT….I MEAN THEY ARNT ALL ABOUT TWILIGHT SUCKING…WISH THEY WERE….
That has got to be a total WIN!!!!!!
revers psychology win!
win win win win!
this community hates *coughcoughFGGTScoughcough* vampires :]
O I C WUT U DID THAR
JB HI FI for the win.
Total win!
Win. Too bad the crap will still sell.
True that…
TWILIGHT FAILS……THIS WINS!!!!!!
It’s like, fail fail fail, WIN! I worship who did this!
(fail being oh crap twilight)
Display assembly FTW!!!
WIN WIN WIN WIN
is an Epic WIN definitely
…HOLY CRAP !!!! As this is the sign i created, I believe very strongly this most definitely is a WIN…and who is the person that came into my store to photograph my work of marketing excellence…thanx to those who think its a WIN and apologies to those who dont understand…SUCKERS !!!
win
win, definitly…
EPIC WIN!!! Anyone who says otherwise has epic failed.
this is my uncles famous work!! WIN for sureeeee!
This is my brothers famous work Epic Win forshore win win win win win win
Epic WIN like there has never been before!