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Western?
oh you white people brainwashed by the N*gger SH*t that you listen to & rots your brains.
And I eat ice cream.
Also I saw this thing in youtube before coming here…
*facepalm*
*stickface*
Wasn’t that yesterday…?
:O
Reply to my comment NAO!!!
ouuuuch
NAO!!!
*suspension*
Loooooove it
bahahahahaha
That will leave a mark O.O
Yeah, safety glass. Suuuuure.
Is it funny, Avis?
Meh.
Safety dance :V
I guess he could dance, and wanted to, but he left his friends behind.
It’s not as safe as that song implied.
I never did understand the video to that one.
No-one, did, Avis. No-one did. I don’t think even Men Without Hats understood their own video.
The lead vocalist (I think) planned the thing himself! It was his idea, shouldn’t he understand it?!?
That does depend on whether he was using illegal narcotics at the time or not.
Good point, that is a factor.
Besides, by now the lead singer can make up any crap to justify his video.
even a fanged werebunny who developed the amusement park for short people?
Even legally-obtained medications could have that effect.
Legally obtained, sure. But when you don’t use them as prescribed…
you end up in a place with Pie all over
Christmas kitteh!!
Omg dubs, kitteh clickie for you…
Dilly, I posted that vid on my facebook page YESTERDAY!! I watched it over and over and over and over and over…
Cyootest. Thing. EVAR.
Oooo, that must be “surprise kitteh”! Heehee! Loved it!
I don’t understand half the things I do.
The reason you do the things you do @$### &^^%%^ &^^&& and you seem to believe **&^&***^^ ^%^%^. So there, now you know the mystery that is you.
REPLY REPLY REPLY!!!
Apparently it’s linked to two other videos for songs by them.
Still, doesn’t make it any less weird
Well, something certanly goes pop.
Oh dear. Seem to have put an “i” out there.
And here I thought jumping through windows was a perfectly normal way of celebrating!
*defenestrates herself*
*plays Ode To Joy*
*plays beethoven’s fifth*
I suppose that depends what floor you’re on when you jump.
Just don’t try it from the top of the CN Tower, eh?
Um… where?
You don’t know the CN Tower? The tallest completed tower in the world?
Oooohhhh.
*shrugs*
Those records change often enough that it doesn’t really interest me. So sorry.
*changes LPs to more interesting music*
Ooo, have any Django Reinhardt?
Nope. Would Dijon Mustard do?
Not sure, hum a little bit for me? Is it spicy?
*doesn’t want to see the state of coyote’s record player*
I am SHOCKED he’s even heard of this “phonograph” phenomenon.
It might well be in its vinyl throes.
Yeah, Dilly, but it’s steam powered, I 1magine.
He’s beginning to scratch the surface of technology. Steamed? Possibly, perhaps it’s cranky.
I bet it just goes around and around around and around around and around an…. *wobbles around after getting dizzy*
I’d ask him how he can hear the music over the hissing of the steam, but his Talking Machine probably comes with an ear trumpet.
I take a nap for a couple of hours and abuse is heaped on me. I do own a genuine Victrola by the way. The volume is controlled by opening or closing the doors.
Also, it is not spelled p-h-o-n-o-g-r-a-p-h.
It is spelled t-a-l-k-i-n-g m-a-c-h-i-n-e
^^ It didn’t come with an ear trumpet, then?
IT doesn’t have an ear trumpet. I do. I’m slightly deaf.
The CN tower held it since 1976… and only lost it recently… and the building it lost too is not even done so not changing for over 30 years is too often to keep track of for you?
Wiki claims the Burj Dubai in Dubai is taller.
I don’t think that’s completed yet.
And right now, Dubai’s stack of debt might just be taller.
… and whether the window is open or not.
No, Ms B – don’t jump!!!
Don’t worry, the electric cord was looped around her foot.
oops, I cut that
Yay for Velvet!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*noise makers and such*
*starts the bubble machine*
*jumps thru glass*
Yay Velvet!
ack! *puts fluffy back in tank*
I had a fish jump once. I still wonder if I should have taken it personally
My mom had one that tried multiple times to commit suicide, but fortunately she was there to scoop him back up and put him back in the water.
If there wasn’t a note, I think you can let yourself off the hook.
If there was a note, I’ll bet it told a tail.
“Dear Black Garnets:
By the time you read this, I’ll be gone. It’s not you, although you could have cleaned the tank more often. I just can’t take the monotony of that bubbling treasure chest that opens and closes constantly and Tetra-Min every single day. Every day. It’s too much. Tell the cat I hate it.
Love, Cinnamon”
Me too. A 12″ Oscar I’d had for about 8 years. Luckily I was close enough to get him back in the tank before one of the three cats in the house made off with him!
Was he green and cranky? He may have been making a break for the trashcan.
I once heard about a fish that committed suicide by jumping onto the Brooklyn Bridge.
lol ... couldn't take the suspensionSchool was too much, so he decided to hit the road.
He just said "yes" to that bridge to nowhere.Personally, I think that he simply made an asphalt of himself.
Well, they used to say that every nice girl loves a tar.
*wheels in the chrome confetti cannon*
*loads it up*
*safety check*
*hesitates – then lights and dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!
Congrats Velvet!
*parade floats pass through FailBlog Square*
*crows cheer as massive pictures of a disco ball are unfurled on buildings*
*salutes and leads the celebrations in jeep, with “POWERED BY VELVET” banner*
*Does flyby of parade with Starfleet ships, the Enterprise leading the formation*
*Starships sky-write, “Woohoo for Velvet!”, and fire torpedoes which burst into fireworks*
Congrats Velvet!
Congrats, Velvet!!!!
Yay for Velvet, but what’s with all these crows in FailBlog Square?
Crows love disco, that’s why it’s not allowed to be played in fields.
ravens like rap ...While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door….
Po’ real, yo
This is getting better and better — I can never get enough poetry.
me neither
What’s in a name, anyway?
Not enough poetry, that’s for sure.
Probably corn dogs and Mountain Dew.
You must have never heard “The Name Game”
Aw, darn. I just lost The Name Game.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Not you, Shadow, you better get a headstart for that one…
*runsawayevenfasterwithaquickness*
*leaves behind a Shadow-shaped puff of smoke, road-runner style*
So… It’s a Shadow shaped smoke cloud that, when caught in light, leaves a shadow.
You never left?
*SHHH!*
BOO!!!
We should Edgar on to do more.
Type purdy, or that po' Allen wench may hex your keys.They’re there for the popcorn…
With lots of butter!
*butterysqueezes*
Of COURSE!!!! Is there any other kind???
*Graciesqueeze*
Btw, I can’t be on long…
Busy season has started and I am S-W-A-M-P-E-D!! Just needed a break from the insanity!!!! Catch you on the flipside… 
You needed a break from insanity, so you came here?
*strips down*
*covers self with Daves’ Insanity Sauce*
*jumps in to ring with bear*
We’re not crazy. We just like to amuse ourselves in interesting ways.
Now, where did I put my Nerf bat?
You’re naked and covered in sauce and now you can’t find your bat? I don’t want to know where you put it.
Don’t judge me!
*brings down the gavel*
SOLD! To the lady with the wings!
Will you take the balls with the bat?
This is a completely different type of insanity…
♪
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my bat was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.
♪
Amazing what you can buy with seventeen bucks
Only if you talk him down from $22.
*breaks out the glasses for Velvet*
Woohoo!
Woop sass for Velvet… again!!!
*squeeeeeezie!*
hehehe
*pretendpoutsqueeze*
*pretendsqueeze*
*shamsquirt*
*fakeembrace*
*ersatz.erotic.empathy**fauxpatpatpat*
*mockcuddle*
Lemme know if anything needs a *falseFOOOOM!*.
*squeezies*
*shamWow*
The hug is a lie?
*pat pat pat*
*pours Jam a margarita*
*pours one for herself as well*
Cry on my shoulder and I’ll cry on yours. They never pick me, either.
*surreptitiously pours margarita into a nearby cheese plant*
*puts on a photoshopped drunken slur*
Fankshoo Grashie. *sobsnort*
At leasht I’m not alone.
*shqueeze*
*tosses drink over her shoulder*
*falls down*
I think I’ve had enough.
Hey! Watch where you’re tossing your drinks!
Will using a ShamWow to dry my hair work?
Sorry. Here, use this hair dryer. It’s faster.
Thanks! All better.
*flips hair*
You both should be ashamed. The have groups for alcohol abuse.
At the Y?
*picks up the margaritas and puts them in a glass* you should not treat them so harsh.
as note: joke sounded funny when typed but it didn’t help that it got sent ear
*thumps GibberishTranslator™ *
I hate to say this.. but didn’t that same comment by Velvet power another fail??
Maybe she said it more than once?
Didn’t that happen to Judy, too??
Methinks the PTB are gettin’ a mite laaaaaaazy!
I hope we aren’t getting nit picky.
That’s a lousy thing to say.
Probably.
*sniffs*
She bribed the PTB like Judy did, I think.
I think she bribed more than the PTB – I mean, I never had a parade or a Starfleet aerial salute! Whassup with that, Velvet? Hmmm?
I’ve only recently gotten authorization from Starfleet to arrange those. You’ll get one for you next power Judy.
PPPpttttttttttthhhhhhh!
Back at ya, babe!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
It’s no wonder you’re my favorite, Scott.
*smoochiesqueeze*
Awwww shucks.
*squeeziesmooch*
I think so. We should dedicate an entire fail to dishing out “powered by” one-liners to replenish their stock.
Hmmm. You may be on to something.
Oh, snap!! I didn’t see that coming!!!
That’ll leave a mark.
If at first you don’t succeed-OH SNAP THAT HAD TO HURT!!
That product is going to be difficult to market.
There’s an app for that.
Closest emergency room? There is an app for that!
If at first you don’t succeed, get it on video for the rest of us!
Born to lose and destined to fail.
Don’t you need a license for one of those things?
?!?
The Japanese have a weird culture.
How does that even happen to a person?!?
You’ve got to be some kind of special to manage that!
The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat.
I think we are done here.
If at first you don’t succeed, fail, fail again.
I think fate conspires against him.
And here we see an example of trying too hard.
Thar she blows!
I had one of them but the wheels but dropped off.
Whoddathunk that a person could fly like that??
There’s always one…
Who put that there?
Hoo, boy, that was expensive!
Mom, can I have one?
Just without the face-shaped dent in it?
Man, you know what would be really weird?
If this comment powered a fail.
Places, Everyone!
Woo! What a ride!
I don’t think it works that way.
That’s what she said!
Do I know you? Do I have to admit to it?
So embarrassing it’s actually rad.
in bed
That’s gotta hurt.
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Nunchucks, is there anything they can’t do?
Why would anyone want to put that in there?
So, that’s what that is for!
Those goes together like fudge and diabetes.
Moron + video camera + apathetic friends = internet “fame”
5 minutes of fame, for 3 months in traction.
A lifetime of pins in bones.
Are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Street pizza…it’s what’s for dinner.
And I helped!
Was that supposed to happen?
We may have found the dumbest man alive.
Did I do that?
Did I die?
One small step for man, one giant leap backward for mankind.
And the Darwin Award for excellence in stupidity goes to …
Maybe that will knock some sense into him!
Good job Evil Knievel.
Does he even have a license?
What the hell did he say?
They can do all the surgery they want, but they can’t fix stupid.
Natural selection at its finest…
If I am dead, that means I get my 72 virgins! Are you my virgins?
That looks painful.
It fall down go boom!
Would I lie to you?
I have got to get me one of those!
We trained our ferret to do that.
It’s only a flesh wound!
I’m really not dead!!
It’s just a flesh wound!
With all this shooting in the dark, somebody is going to get hurt!
It’s just a flesh wound
*facepalm*
*faceroad*
Way. To. Go.
Who do you think you are, Tiger Woods?
And this is how the Internet will remember you.
This isn’t going to be pretty.
Chalk another one up to Darwin.
All men ARE created equal. Poor things.
I didn’t know a person could bend that way.
Where did the rest of it go?
Hold my beer and watch this!
I’m gonna show you how this is done…
…yeah were done.
Story of my life.
When girls laugh, that means they’re impressed, right?
Wherever you go, you’re a douche.
I think we’re bound to have a few between us in this lot. If not, I shall scream and point and stomp my feet. HMPH!
I will join you in the screaming and pointing and stamping of feet if this didn’t provide them with something.
Someone’s going to cry.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it’s just hilarious
Someone always does.
Yeah, when I read “short bus” I felt deja vu
wurst!
He wanted to make sure he went out on a high note.
I think he’s going to be singing some high notes.
He sure knows how to bring his game to the fans.
The commentator appears to be pretty unimpressed.
Maybe it happens more often that you think.
It was the rinky-dink goal he set for himself.
So many people think they can just skate by with no effort, it’s soooo sad.
If sports don’t work out for him, he could try hooking.
That would be the icing on the cake.
Do you think he is any good at pucking?
I’m sticking to that other thing.
I’ll have to cross check my references.
Good idea…some of those sources can be mere deke-oys.
For those of you whose video has deferred success.
Video shows a hockey game from somewhere in Europe. One player scores a goal (nice move, too), and in celebration he goes to jump up against the glass. The whole pane comes out of it’s fitting, and the player tumbles into the crowd. Velvet powers the fail (woop woop!), and cue the DOT ORG!
Break on through to the other side.
You like the doors, eh?
TO THE PANE!Music to my perfect, perfect ears.
That made cheese come out of my nose.
It´s from sweden:D
Thanks! Was just about to ask that…but incidentally, I guessed right!
I miss Roxette. *cries*
Don’t hold it in Dilly, Listen to your Heart.
It could have been love, but it’s over now
Look, a joyride!
Take care not to crash, boom, bang!
*thankyousqueeze*
The game was in Leksand Sweden. It was the first goal of the game and Andersen’s first goal of the season. I was at the game in the front row in front of the glass. It made a great goal even sweeter!
You were there?
I seem to remember this claim from a loooooong time ago.
He forgot he told us already because he’s high on lutefisk and still has glass shards in his brain.
Way to make an exit, eh?
This is why they stop players from showboating in football.
Stop? What games have you been watching?
…Ok, I admit it. I don’t watch football. A fan told me they are “supposed” to stop.
“Well a woman who’ll kiss on the very first date
Is usually a hussy.
And a woman who’ll kiss on the second time out
Is anything but fussy.
But a woman who waits ’til the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground!
She’s the girl he’s glad he’s found–she’s his
Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi!”
*sends Dilly to play for the Silly Nannies*
*buys wussy uniform*
I HATE THAT DAMNED SONG! *fires up the Brahms waltzes to purify mind*
Is your album autographed?
Yes. And it’s on a cylinder, not an album.
Because they might crash through the glass into a hockey game?
OH YEAH!!!
*backs away quietly*
Actually he only tells the audience that the reason for his failed celebration is that it’s his first goal in hockey allsvenskan which is the second highest series in Sweden.
Well there’s the problem. If he was Canadian this never would’ve happened!
Because the thick layer of fresh beaver skins he was wearing would have cushioned the blow?
Soft beaver makes the best cushion.
Oregon State fan are you?
It’s best to coat yourself in a nice even layer of maple syrup before you pile them on.
State of Vermont maple syrup is better suited for soft beaver.
Oh, should I tap that?
*makes like a tree*What a sap.
*leafs before Jules gets any ideas ... and while dilly still has 'em*His bark is worse than his bite.
It’s the root of his problems.
I have to admit, I am a bit of a nut.
He should consider branching out.
Are you sure that would bear fruit?
Are you saying I should be more seedy?
Pack your trunk bud. You’re traveling down a rough path.
Can yew?
Maybe, just knot today.
I agree.
More like the oversized Mounty hat, but yeah, you’ve got the idea.
I call shenanigans! A REAL denim-wearin’, moose-lovin’, Queen-fearin’ Canadian would know how to spell “Mountie”! Impostor!!
a full diss'd Mounty…(this) situation.
Then there’s a beautiful goal signed Henrik Andersen and it follows
11:52 into the first period and he celebrates wildly because it’s his
first goal in the second-level Swedish ice hockey league which of
course makes him happy, and it’s beautiful too.
We can see that together with Janus and Karlsson, …
It was a beut wasn’t it
Looks like the guy from Understanding Automatic Door Fail has taken up hockey.
failblog.org/2009/08/17/understanding-automatic-door-fail/
If you can’t figure something out, just run at it head-first. That always seems to work for me.
*gives Ms B a Chinese to Japanese dictionary*
*enjoys the show*
I say when you make an awesome single-handed goal like that, you are given some slack for an embarrassing fall while celebrating. Especially when it’s not your fault.
That window came right out of nowhere!
From left field I believe.
The crowd threw it at him!
It was a plot by the opposing team!
If he was canadian he would have crashed through more than just the window
Like… the ice? The stadium walls?
Why?
I guess Chris is saying they keep going in Canada. Out the wall, through homes. All the way to Alaska. I disagree though.
Right through Alaska to Russia. They’re right next to each other, don’cha’know?
Through Russia, over Europe, across the ocean, back home to Canada. Okay. Still don’t know why, exactly.
D’y'think it’s a hockey thing?
In Soviet Russia, player goes through window for losing, not winning.
Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, RED!
Sounds like Canadian hokey players need to be world travelers.
That sounds hokey all right.
Do those players do the Hokey Pokey? If so do they pay?
You Hokey Pokey, you pay. :[
*hokey pokeys GS*
Now you have to pay. :[
*hokey pokeys Gracie*
Just thinking…………………..if you keep putting it in and then out, maybe it really IS what it’s all about.
Only if you shake it all around.
MMmmmmm!
*munches hokey pokey*
A whooshing cloud of aerated pale gold…sounds delicious.
Hmm… Lessee now…
♪ You put the sugar and syrup into a saucepan and stir together to mix…. You can’t stir once the pan’s on the heat, though… ♪
No, Dragon. I’m sorry, but it just doesn’t have the same feel as the original. Nice try, though.
Pfft. It just takes the right kind of talent to produce extraordinary results, that’s all.
I think if you can put your whole self in and still clap, maybe you should find some where else to hoekey poekey.
What a player! He scores and is immediately on his way.
That which goes up falls out a window before coming down again.
That’s what I look for in a man.
Please tell me you don’t have a drive through window installed in your bed room.
She does deliver.
That’s what I look for in a woman.
Sorry, not really interested in Nerf balls.
NO, I’m on the second floor.
Going up??
Going Back In Time??? [:)]
A troll says “What”?
Does it now? We’ll have to add that to the Troll Identification page.
Hockey players and head-butting goats are pretty much of the same IQ classification.
Hay don’t insult goats
Hay doesn’t generally insult anything.
You’re right. Hay is very specific in its insults.
In 1790, Hay insulted Catherine the Great, causing a major diplomatic incident.
That is not hockey. Hockey is played on grass or astroturf.
Blasphemy! Field hockey is an imposter to ice hockey’s throne!
Field hockey was the best part of gym class. They gave me a big wooden stick and the license to beat the crap out of the opposing teams shins. It was… cathartic.
hay don’t piss off the Canadian he might have maple syrup and dump it on you
Hay doesn’t generally piss off Canadians either.
Hay doesn’t generally piss on Canadians, either.
I would piss myself if I saw a bale of hay urinating. By itself.
♪♫
Jump down, turn around, piss a bale a day.Not generally, but there was that one time I lost a pair of glasses in the loft…..
… which must have been the last straw.
Replacement camel back ordered.
Did you order the back with one or two humps?
You forgot ‘or, on a table’: Air Hockey, The Prince of All Hockey-Type Games!
in all fairness it was a good move…
Totally off topic: How many of you have heard of “the game?” The game has three rules:
1. Everybody is playing the game, whether they know it or not.
2. If you think about the game, you lose.
3. When you lose, you must publicly announce to at least one other person “I lost the game!”
That being said…
Dangit! I lost the game!
Never heard of it, though i think we’ve had a few random posts.
Somewhere in a remote tropical forest is a guy who is the champion of the game without knowing it.
I just lost the game
My favourite games:
1) Point At The Cat (self explanatory)
2) Excellent Words (best word wins)
I could have sold these to the Monopoly people, you know.
My friends and I used to play that while in the car, with the windows open (and the sunroof), while driving through ritzy neighborhoods. We stopped (for good) when we got pulled over by the cops.
That’s just it, GS – it’s usually said that no-one can WIN the game; and Rule 1 is often stated as “Everyone who has heard of The Game is always playing”. And I just lost, obviously. *sulks*
Meant to add – clickie.
So really, it’s an elaborate way to call everyone a loser.
But when you do, you’re thinking about it and losing, so … really, it’s an elaborate way to be VERY annoying.
Sounds kind of like Christianity, to me. (And I’m a Christian, so don’t no one get mad.)
Well now that you brought it up, even though I didn’t know I was playing………………I lost the dang game!
Mornington Crescent!
AAAAAAARGHHHH!!! NOT THIS!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!
*regains composure*
This game is one of the most irritating things going around my school, and all the teachers are practically foaming at the mouth at this pointless game.
Dangit! I lost the game again!
You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I’m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
“Game over a$$hole!” and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said “what’s funny??” and he said, “read the first word of all the last paragraphs.”
There is a special circle of hell for story teller’s such as yourself. Closest circle to the devil himself, for he dearly loves tales that are not only untrue, but cause angst for others.
Just thought you should know.
Didja look at him funny and say, “PEOPLE DON’T TALK IN PARAGRAPHS, DOOFUS!!” ??
That’s what I would have done. :p
lol, awesome.
You just lost the game. That was brilliant. I love reading stories like this. Keep writing them.(is this story true).
Duh…..I didn’t see below in time.
*runs out of the room, screaming hysterically, arms cartwheeling in the air, shouting “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!”*
Really? Did it only just make it across the pond? I’ve been hearing about this game since I was ten.
It’s that old here, too…hence the super-old copypasta I just spammed you all with. I’m truly sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again.
Unless that entire thing powers a fail.
…which would be totally awesome, I admit.
The .02 seconds they show it would be maddening.
How does Michael Douglas feel about all this?
Start exercising your “pause” finger.
It’s the same one I use for “play”, right?
Depends…do you right click or left click your mouse?
Mouse? I just have a little area on my laptop with one click-button and another little area to move the cursor and for scrolling with two fingers.
*does not want to know what she uses her “play” finger for*
The violin, why?
Are you stringing me along?
How can I lose the game when I still haven’t found it from the last time I lost it? Last I heard it was with my sanity.
Swedish hockey ftw! xD
It’s usually the Ref who throws players out of the game.
It is one of those honour systems. If you did something wrong you throw yourself out.
Denis Leary?
Wow. Just Wow….
I think that one already powered two fails.
Hockey should be banned!
Violent bastards
*headdesk*
*facebook*
*twitter*
*genericsocialnetworkingsite*
*failblog*
*youtube*
At least he did`nt break the ice
Right. Instead, he broke his arse.
To heck with the glass ceiling, they’re breaking the glass walls!
Yeah, but it’s a lateral move, no growth there.
Unless you can see a window of opportunity.
Only if that window is a skylight.
The skylight’s the limit, then?
This reminds me of when someone on the Japanese national team slapped the puck into his own goal then celebrated for about a second before realizing what he did.
Wow… that’s… just fail
OT Alert: Facepalm Moment of The Day
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Alrighty, I figure this one will go over well in a community as language-oriented as Failblog: today, during school, I got into a disturbingly involved argument with one of my fellow high school classmates as to the name of his native language. Apparently, he was under the impression that we were all speaking American.
No child left behind, huh?
Yes.
Grr…
Everyone knows there’s grass on the moon, what else would the mooncows eat?
Moon-mins. Duh.
Happy cows come from the moon.
Happy moons come from California.
Reverend moon comes from Korea.
Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
It seems that way, but really they’re just jumping over it.
If there is grass on your moon, you need to scrub harder and more often.
wow! I like this game. everytime players upset. boom! really chaos. i love it. haha.
That took a turn for the worst, ey?
I wish I had friends like y’all. =(
This isn’t new! How did it get posted? Are old classics being re-visited? Syndication WIN?
Did the fan who he landed on get to keep him?
It’s Swedish hockey. The fans are never seated next to the glass.
that’s in sweden
BUT… That goal was fantastic!
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As you all could see, LEKSAND HOCKEY SUCKS BALLS!
He did it on purpose. I fail to see the fun in this.