Comments on: Yum! http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:13:18 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Bleh http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-703286 Bleh Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:48:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-703286 D: Fried Penis... Bleqqh D: Fried Penis… Bleqqh

]]> By: Persona Non Grata http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-701401 Persona Non Grata Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:32:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-701401 I just like how the blurb below it says "manly men say their partners' have a positive influence on their diet"... I wouldn't call that positive. I just like how the blurb below it says “manly men say their partners’ have a positive influence on their diet”… I wouldn’t call that positive.

]]> By: Lurking Grue http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-700302 Lurking Grue Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:55:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-700302 That looks like a Freudian slit--I mean slip! That looks like a Freudian slit–I mean slip!

]]> By: Jimmylou http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-699248 Jimmylou Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:22:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-699248 n th! :P n th! :P

]]> By: Ruukasu http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-698432 Ruukasu Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:33:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-698432 Man, you've been talking about penises and mouths all the time! Man, you’ve been talking about penises and mouths all the time!

]]> By: Jill http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-697232 Jill Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:37:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-697232 Lady on the left needs to get to work on that refried lard before a draft comes through the window and blows her away. :( Lady on the left needs to get to work on that refried lard before a draft comes through the window and blows her away. :(

]]> By: 7Rock7 http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-697098 7Rock7 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:50:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-697098 Women Women

]]> By: Kit Sokudo http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-696810 Kit Sokudo Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:33:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-696810 This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin'. It's hard to do the job and laugh though. It's voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations. This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin’. It’s hard to do the job and laugh though. It’s voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations.

]]> By: Manial http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-696124 Manial Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:55:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-696124 The Lorena Bobbitt cooking hour!! The Lorena Bobbitt cooking hour!!

]]> By: Malfeasant http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695898 Malfeasant Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:02:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695898 To serve man... To serve man…

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695623 Ryannon Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:33:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695623 Closed captioning for the penis impaired. Closed captioning for the penis impaired.

]]> By: ts6788 http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695619 ts6788 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:18:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695619 It says Make your own.....lol It says Make your own…..lol

]]> By: M.U. http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695616 M.U. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:05:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695616 Yes, but according to Jürgen Brandes, the taste is to die for. Yes, but according to Jürgen Brandes, the taste is to die for.

]]> By: ShabbaRankin http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695604 ShabbaRankin Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:15:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695604 hahahhaha Refried PENIS "It has a positive influence in their diet" hahahhaha Refried PENIS “It has a positive influence in their diet”

]]> By: Unendingfear http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695598 Unendingfear Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:06:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695598 D: DOn't fry me D: D: DOn’t fry me D:

]]> By: Connor http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695579 Connor Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:37:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695579 What the...? I was trying to reply to Ryannon's comment about people who will say the pic is photoshopped. -.- What the…? I was trying to reply to Ryannon’s comment about people who will say the pic is photoshopped. -.-

]]> By: Connor http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695578 Connor Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:36:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695578 It seems one finally has -_- (see bottom of page) It seems one finally has -_- (see bottom of page)

]]> By: Required http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695573 Required Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:32:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695573 Hey, it said "Name (required)", so "required" it is. Hey, it said “Name (required)”, so “required” it is.

]]> By: blackmoore http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695552 blackmoore Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:16:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695552 looks like photoshop? looks like photoshop?

]]> By: Caine http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695506 Caine Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:41:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695506 I second this notion I second this notion

]]> By: jm http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695448 jm Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:10:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695448 the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i've ever seen in my life...this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn't be surprised if it happens more, but i can't watch all 23 hours of the today show...:) the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i’ve ever seen in my life…this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn’t be surprised if it happens more, but i can’t watch all 23 hours of the today show…:)

]]> By: AferVentus http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695351 AferVentus Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:17:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695351 Or, how to turn John Wayne into Marion Morrison in a few easy steps? Or, how to turn John Wayne into Marion Morrison in a few easy steps?

]]> By: Nipplz http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695285 Nipplz Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:33:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695285 1st! 1st!

]]> By: Fisherman http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695250 Fisherman Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:11:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695250 Is this some sort of new hippy fad? Is this some sort of new hippy fad?

]]> By: Nim http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695247 Nim Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:08:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695247 Lolwut? Refried Penis.... because it makes sense. Lolwut?

Refried Penis…. because it makes sense.

]]> By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people. http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-695145 Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people. Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:08:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-695145 If you come back to this: i'm busy at work :lol: If you come back to this: i’m busy at work :lol:

]]> By: Connor http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694936 Connor Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:31:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694936 Especially with boiled v*gina. Especially with boiled v*gina.

]]> By: BenTwoShoes http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694891 BenTwoShoes Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:05:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694891 Very Tasty. Very Tasty.

]]> By: Larry Handjob http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694866 Larry Handjob Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:55:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694866 Penis provides nice sour cream sauce for the dish as well Penis provides nice sour cream sauce for the dish as well

]]> By: biological http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694864 biological Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:51:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694864 NOT??? Now I know why my boyfriend don't want to meet me anymore :( I mean.... if nobody told me...? How could I know? NOT??? Now I know why my boyfriend don’t want to meet me anymore :( I mean…. if nobody told me…? How could I know?

]]> By: scott_ao http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694857 scott_ao Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:48:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694857 Spotted Dick is available in a can. Spotted Dick is available in a can.

]]> By: sauerkraut http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694836 sauerkraut Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:23:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694836 ... there is medicine for that, yanno. 8-) … there is medicine for that, yanno.

8-)

]]> By: sauerkraut http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694833 sauerkraut Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:22:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694833 * crossing legs * 8-) * crossing legs *

8-)

]]> By: sauerkraut http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694827 sauerkraut Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:18:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694827 At least penis is not lard. At least penis is not lard.

]]> By: sauerkraut http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694825 sauerkraut Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:18:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694825 :shock: :shock:

]]> By: sauerkraut http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694821 sauerkraut Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:17:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694821 :roll: :roll:

]]> By: JulianKingOfNothing http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694803 JulianKingOfNothing Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:08:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694803 Man, failblog is failing once again.. should be in engrish Man, failblog is failing once again.. should be in engrish

]]> By: Daniel http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694758 Daniel Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:41:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694758 It's obvious she hasn't been keeping up with her diet of lard and penises. It’s obvious she hasn’t been keeping up with her diet of lard and penises.

]]> By: Unknown http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694705 Unknown Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:10:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694705 That woman on the left looks dangerously skinny. Very dangerously. That woman on the left looks dangerously skinny. Very dangerously.

]]> By: Youngmulla http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694684 Youngmulla Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:59:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694684 push those beans with the penis into a flesh hole and compact repetedly untill obtaining white texture push those beans with the penis into a flesh hole and compact repetedly untill obtaining white texture

]]> By: jinxed_07 http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694565 jinxed_07 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:03:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694565 “one third of people, mainly men, say their partners have positive influence on their diet.” Mine wife eats penis, guess I should to? Reasoning fail. “one third of people, mainly men, say their partners have positive influence on their diet.”
Mine wife eats penis, guess I should to?
Reasoning fail.

]]> By: jinxed_07 http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694564 jinxed_07 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:02:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694564 Personally, I just throw mine around till the head comes off.......... :O Personally, I just throw mine around till the head comes off………. :O

]]> By: k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694557 k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:44:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694557 Usually like my head....scrambled. Usually like my head….scrambled.

]]> By: missdiz http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694556 missdiz Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:41:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694556 Of course. Why, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Of course. Why, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694554 Ryannon Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:38:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694554 Sure it is. When they are that dooshy, they don't warrant the respect of spelling it properly. Sure it is. When they are that dooshy, they don’t warrant the respect of spelling it properly.

]]> By: k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694552 k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:32:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694552 Fertilised? Fertilised?

]]> By: k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694551 k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:30:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694551 It is but a measure of success! It is but a measure of success!

]]> By: missdiz http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694550 missdiz Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:28:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694550 Sausage and egg. Perfect combination. Sausage and egg. Perfect combination.

]]> By: jam http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694549 jam Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:28:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694549 You're in the wrong hole if you're trying to clap. ;-) You’re in the wrong hole if you’re trying to clap. ;-)

]]> By: k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/#comment-694548 k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:27:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694548 *offers circular applause* *offers circular applause*

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