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		<title>By: london extensions</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1056730</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[london extensions]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 10:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nice articles very interesting, i will bookmark this site..

keep up the work]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nice articles very interesting, i will bookmark this site..</p>
<p>keep up the work</p>
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		<title>By: Tvdenal</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1011276</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tvdenal]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[good site..]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good site..</p>
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		<title>By: Yumurcak Dunyam</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1011274</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yumurcak Dunyam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[thanks admin qood site]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks admin qood site</p>
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		<title>By: Persona Non Grata</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-701401</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Persona Non Grata]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just like how the blurb below it says &quot;manly men say their partners&#039; have a positive influence on their diet&quot;... I wouldn&#039;t call that positive.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just like how the blurb below it says &#8220;manly men say their partners&#8217; have a positive influence on their diet&#8221;&#8230; I wouldn&#8217;t call that positive.</p>
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		<title>By: Lurking Grue</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-700302</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lurking Grue]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That looks like a Freudian slit--I mean slip!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That looks like a Freudian slit&#8211;I mean slip!</p>
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		<title>By: Jimmylou</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-699248</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jimmylou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[n th! :P]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>n th! <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-697232</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lady on the left needs to get to work on that refried lard before a draft comes through the window and blows her away. :(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lady on the left needs to get to work on that refried lard before a draft comes through the window and blows her away. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: 7Rock7</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-697098</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[7Rock7]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Women</p>
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		<title>By: Kit Sokudo</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-696810</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kit Sokudo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin&#039;. It&#039;s hard to do the job and laugh though. It&#039;s voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin&#8217;. It&#8217;s hard to do the job and laugh though. It&#8217;s voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations.</p>
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		<title>By: Manial</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-696124</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Manial]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Lorena Bobbitt cooking hour!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Lorena Bobbitt cooking hour!!</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695898</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Malfeasant]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To serve man...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To serve man&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ts6788</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695619</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ts6788]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It says Make your own.....lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It says Make your own&#8230;..lol</p>
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		<title>By: M.U.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695616</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[M.U.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, but according to Jürgen Brandes, the taste is to die for.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, but according to Jürgen Brandes, the taste is to die for.</p>
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		<title>By: Unendingfear</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695598</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Unendingfear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[D: DOn&#039;t fry me D:]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>D: DOn&#8217;t fry me D:</p>
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		<title>By: Connor</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695579</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Connor]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the...? I was trying to reply to Ryannon&#039;s comment about people who will say the pic is photoshopped. -.-]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the&#8230;? I was trying to reply to Ryannon&#8217;s comment about people who will say the pic is photoshopped. -.-</p>
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		<title>By: Connor</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695578</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Connor]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems one finally has -_- (see bottom of page)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems one finally has -_- (see bottom of page)</p>
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		<title>By: Required</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695573</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Required]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, it said &quot;Name (required)&quot;, so &quot;required&quot; it is.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, it said &#8220;Name (required)&#8221;, so &#8220;required&#8221; it is.</p>
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		<title>By: blackmoore</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695552</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blackmoore]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[looks like photoshop?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looks like photoshop?</p>
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		<title>By: Caine</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695506</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Caine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I second this notion]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I second this notion</p>
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		<title>By: jm</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695448</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i&#039;ve ever seen in my life...this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn&#039;t be surprised if it happens more, but i can&#039;t watch all 23 hours of the today show...:)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i&#8217;ve ever seen in my life&#8230;this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if it happens more, but i can&#8217;t watch all 23 hours of the today show&#8230;:)</p>
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		<title>By: AferVentus</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695351</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AferVentus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or, how to turn John Wayne into Marion Morrison in a few easy steps?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or, how to turn John Wayne into Marion Morrison in a few easy steps?</p>
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		<title>By: Nipplz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695285</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nipplz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1st!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1st!</p>
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		<title>By: Fisherman</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695250</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fisherman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this some sort of new hippy fad?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this some sort of new hippy fad?</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-695145</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you come back to this: i&#039;m busy at work :lol:]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you come back to this: i&#8217;m busy at work <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Connor</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694936</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Connor]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Especially with boiled v*gina.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Especially with boiled v*gina.</p>
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		<title>By: BenTwoShoes</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694891</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BenTwoShoes]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very Tasty.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very Tasty.</p>
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		<title>By: biological</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694864</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[biological]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOT??? Now I know why my boyfriend don&#039;t want to meet me anymore :( I mean.... if nobody told me...? How could I know?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NOT??? Now I know why my boyfriend don&#8217;t want to meet me anymore <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  I mean&#8230;. if nobody told me&#8230;? How could I know?</p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694836</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...  there is medicine for that, yanno.

8-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;  there is medicine for that, yanno.<br />
 <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694833</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[* crossing legs *

8-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* crossing legs *<br />
 <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694825</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[:shock:]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt=':shock:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: sauerkraut</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694821</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sauerkraut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[:roll:]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: JulianKingOfNothing</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694803</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JulianKingOfNothing]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, failblog is failing once again.. should be in engrish]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, failblog is failing once again.. should be in engrish</p>
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		<title>By: Unknown</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694705</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Unknown]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That woman on the left looks dangerously skinny. Very dangerously.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That woman on the left looks dangerously skinny. Very dangerously.</p>
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		<title>By: jinxed_07</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694564</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jinxed_07]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694564</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Personally, I just throw mine around till the head comes off.......... :O]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I just throw mine around till the head comes off&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. :O</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694557</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694557</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Usually like my head....scrambled.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Usually like my head&#8230;.scrambled.</p>
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		<title>By: missdiz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694556</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[missdiz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694556</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Of course. Why, how do you like your eggs in the morning?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course. Why, how do you like your eggs in the morning?</p>
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		<title>By: Ryannon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694554</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ryannon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694554</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure it is.  When they are that dooshy, they don&#039;t warrant the respect of spelling it properly.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure it is.  When they are that dooshy, they don&#8217;t warrant the respect of spelling it properly.</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694552</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694552</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fertilised?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fertilised?</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694551</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694551</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It is but a measure of success!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is but a measure of success!</p>
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		<title>By: missdiz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694550</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[missdiz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694550</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sausage and egg. Perfect combination.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sausage and egg. Perfect combination.</p>
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		<title>By: jam</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694549</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694549</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re in the wrong hole if you&#039;re trying to clap.  ;-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re in the wrong hole if you&#8217;re trying to clap.  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694548</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694548</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*offers circular applause*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*offers circular applause*</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694546</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We can bring the world together if we all did this. Global love!
&lt;pre&gt;or enema, which is gross, great, i grossed myself out&lt;/pre&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We can bring the world together if we all did this. Global love!</p>
<pre>or enema, which is gross, great, i grossed myself out</pre>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694545</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[...Bet you I can!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Bet you I can!</p>
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		<title>By: missdiz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694544</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[missdiz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694544</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ooh, &#039;required&#039; eh? Now there&#039;s some arrogance. 

I &lt;i&gt;much&lt;/i&gt; prefer Helpy Helperson. Though would personally add a &#039;Mc&#039;. -&gt; Helpy McHelperson

And Ry, come on, it&#039;s never dooshbag, *tut*.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ooh, &#8216;required&#8217; eh? Now there&#8217;s some arrogance. </p>
<p>I <i>much</i> prefer Helpy Helperson. Though would personally add a &#8216;Mc&#8217;. -&gt; Helpy McHelperson</p>
<p>And Ry, come on, it&#8217;s never dooshbag, *tut*.</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694542</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694542</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It depends on the pea ness. How ever much it takes to remain firm, yet obey your preparation efforts.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It depends on the pea ness. How ever much it takes to remain firm, yet obey your preparation efforts.</p>
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		<title>By: k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694540</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[k@ the custard fairy &#38; IgnoreButton™]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694540</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*squeeze*
How is my fellow shortpeep today?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*squeeze*<br />
How is my fellow shortpeep today?</p>
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		<title>By: Mookie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694539</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mookie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does your kitty like catnip?  *nips*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does your kitty like catnip?  *nips*</p>
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		<title>By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694538</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=31221#comment-694538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Good morning k@ and jam!
*squeeze*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good morning k@ and jam!<br />
*squeeze*</p>
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		<title>By: Ryannon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/11/30/closed-caption-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-694536</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ryannon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you Helpy Helperson.  If you would like, look further down and you will see I spelled douchebag wrong (intentionally) as well.  Wanna correct me on that too?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you Helpy Helperson.  If you would like, look further down and you will see I spelled douchebag wrong (intentionally) as well.  Wanna correct me on that too?</p>
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