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result!
push those beans with the penis into a flesh hole and compact repetedly untill obtaining white texture
Penises aren’t for frying!! Come on ladies haha
NOT??? Now I know why my boyfriend don’t want to meet me anymore
I mean…. if nobody told me…? How could I know?
That looks like a Freudian slit–I mean slip!
*gets out frying pan*
*reads ingredient list*
*reads cover of book*
Dahmers delights.
Well tht explains that then.
time to *SQUEEEEZE* come on everyone where’s the love ??
*looks at generic blue person with suspicion*
You do not qualify as yet. Maybe later.
But don’t you find the rotational symmetry appealing?
I am not genetically predisposed to feel empathy towards patterns!
*whistles*
Umm.. yeah, me neither!
Now if there was a picture of, say a cuddly koala…..well that may have an effect!
Unless he has an underwater camera, I don’t think that’s going to be feasible.
Shame, they have such lovely eyes!
Good morning k@ and jam!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
How is my fellow shortpeep today?
If you come back to this: i’m busy at work
To serve man…
isnt penis hard to cook?
No. It should be prepared al dente.
It can be a bit gamey, that’s why you have to tenderize it first with a good pounding.
I second this notion
It depends how firm you are in this resolve.
not if you marinate it first
no, but cooked penis is hard.
Well marinated and hot penis can be very satisfying despite it’s firmness.
At least penis is not lard.
Spotted Dick is available in a can.
Yes, but according to Jürgen Brandes, the taste is to die for.
How much Guiness do you actually need to cook refried pea ness anyway?
You can never have too much Guinness. Or too much refried pea-ness for that matter.
So in answer to your question, a lot!
It depends on the pea ness. How ever much it takes to remain firm, yet obey your preparation efforts.
she loves to eat penis!
Refried pen is what?
Less full of ink than a pen that has only been fried once.
# Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose #
Yours is a glue stick?
Pritty.
Yours is a glow stick?
Yours is from long stock?
More like pork stock.
I like a bit of fat on the bone.
The key is, you have to play with the gristle a bit.
Play with it until the juice runs clear?
*sings*
The penis’ll come out
Bone Marrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That bone marrow
There’ll be penis!
Just thinkin’ about
Bone Marrow
Clears away the ballsaq,
And the sorrow
‘Til there’s none!
(it’s still a work in progress. I am not Rogers and Hammerstein)
Did you Roger Hammer time?
Can’t touch this penis.
…Bet you I can!
* crossing legs *
I’m sure this is a highly stimulating diet.
I’ve been putting my penis into the tub of lard for weeks but she still doesn’t like the taste
Have you fried it?
ah
*back to the kitchen*
Also, you may want to batter it before frying. Nothing better than a deep fried penis
You’ve been to Scotland, then?
(clickie)
Try beer batter. I also heard of nice penis desserts for you to try.
what’s more gay? eating your own penis, or eating another man’s penis?
ok here’s the answer you’ve all been dying for
eating your own because you have a man’s penis in your mouth and your penis in a man’s mouth DOUBLE GAY!
Put a finger in your butt and you’ve completed the trifecta.
*puts her finger in Mookie’s butt*
Does that make me gay?
*puts her finger in Ry’s butt*
I like this new type of Conga.
Daisy chain?
Chain gang?
We can bring the world together if we all did this. Global love!
*offers circular applause*
You’re in the wrong hole if you’re trying to clap.
It is but a measure of success!
… there is medicine for that, yanno.
Man, you’ve been talking about penises and mouths all the time!
Those are some oddly-shaped penises in the background.
Hehehehehe they said the “p”word.
Who are the ladies?
The term “lady” is very loose here. We are talking about women frying penii afterall.
Surprised it’s not Nigella. She’d love a bit of that.
I think this aired during C0ctober sweeps and garnered big ratings.
The plural of penis is penises or penes, never “penii”.
Thank you Helpy Helperson. If you would like, look further down and you will see I spelled douchebag wrong (intentionally) as well. Wanna correct me on that too?
Ooh, ‘required’ eh? Now there’s some arrogance.
I much prefer Helpy Helperson. Though would personally add a ‘Mc’. -> Helpy McHelperson
And Ry, come on, it’s never dooshbag, *tut*.
Sure it is. When they are that dooshy, they don’t warrant the respect of spelling it properly.
Hey, it said “Name (required)”, so “required” it is.
I’m in your kitchen frying all your penii!
…..and drinkin your Stoutz.
I am sure we will see lots of “PHOTOSHOPPED” comments once the dooshbags wake up. But I find it funny that under the black heading, it references “mainly men, having a positive influence on their diets.” I am sure any man who is being fed refried penis is willing to change his diet pretty quickly.
The minute he finds out what he is eating.
Or they wake up one morning to the smell of fried “bacon” but for the first time have no morning wood and can’t seem to pee.
Or their wives/partners offer to bobbitt?
Lorena little to the left, I can’t see the fail.
I am walking like John Wayne as it is!
You and the horse you rode in on.
He is complete Red Rum.
The full text seems to be, “one third of people, mainly men, say their partners have positive influence on their diet.”
As a man, may I say that I consider ~my~ partner an important part of a balanced breakfast.
Sausage in the morning huh?
Sausage and egg. Perfect combination.
Fertilised?
Of course. Why, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Usually like my head….scrambled.
It seems one finally has -_- (see bottom of page)
What the…? I was trying to reply to Ryannon’s comment about people who will say the pic is photoshopped. -.-
Mmmmmmmmm, bobbitt burgers.
Cut it out, Moomin!
GMTA ^^^
*squeeze*
Or, how to turn John Wayne into Marion Morrison in a few easy steps?
You two above are scary funny. LOL
Those two look like they’ve eaten a few penises in their time
Lesbians tend not to eat penis.
Spit it out in your napkin when no one’s looking. That’s the polite thing to do.
I feed mine to the dog.
I’ll bet your kitty is hungry for some penis.
You make my kitty purr.
Does your kitty like catnip? *nips*
Probably this is tv show for feminists
She forgot to mention that first you have to choke the chicken.
Personally, I just throw mine around till the head comes off………. :O
“one third of people, mainly men, say their partners have positive influence on their diet.”
Mine wife eats penis, guess I should to?
Reasoning fail.
That woman on the left looks dangerously skinny. Very dangerously.
It’s obvious she hasn’t been keeping up with her diet of lard and penises.
Man, failblog is failing once again.. should be in engrish
Penis provides nice sour cream sauce for the dish as well
Very Tasty.
Especially with boiled v*gina.
Lolwut?
Refried Penis…. because it makes sense.
Is this some sort of new hippy fad?
1st!
n th!
the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i’ve ever seen in my life…this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn’t be surprised if it happens more, but i can’t watch all 23 hours of the today show…:)
looks like photoshop?
D: DOn’t fry me D:
hahahhaha Refried PENIS “It has a positive influence in their diet”
It says Make your own…..lol
Closed captioning for the penis impaired.
I just like how the blurb below it says “manly men say their partners’ have a positive influence on their diet”… I wouldn’t call that positive.
The Lorena Bobbitt cooking hour!!
This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin’. It’s hard to do the job and laugh though. It’s voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations.
Women
Lady on the left needs to get to work on that refried lard before a draft comes through the window and blows her away.
D: Fried Penis… Bleqqh