Thank you Helpy Helperson. If you would like, look further down and you will see I spelled douchebag wrong (intentionally) as well. Wanna correct me on that too?
The full text seems to be, “one third of people, mainly men, say their partners have positive influence on their diet.”
As a man, may I say that I consider ~my~ partner an important part of a balanced breakfast.
the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i’ve ever seen in my life…this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn’t be surprised if it happens more, but i can’t watch all 23 hours of the today show…:)
This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin’. It’s hard to do the job and laugh though. It’s voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations.
prob not 1st
result!
NOT??? Now I know why my boyfriend don’t want to meet me anymore
I mean…. if nobody told me…? How could I know?
That looks like a Freudian slit–I mean slip!
*gets out frying pan*
*reads ingredient list*
*reads cover of book*
Dahmers delights.
Well tht explains that then.
time to *SQUEEEEZE* come on everyone where’s the love ??
*looks at generic blue person with suspicion*
You do not qualify as yet. Maybe later.
But don’t you find the rotational symmetry appealing?
I am not genetically predisposed to feel empathy towards patterns!
*whistles*
Umm.. yeah, me neither!
Now if there was a picture of, say a cuddly koala…..well that may have an effect!
Unless he has an underwater camera, I don’t think that’s going to be feasible.
Shame, they have such lovely eyes!
Good morning k@ and jam!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
How is my fellow shortpeep today?
If you come back to this: i’m busy at work
To serve man…
No. It should be prepared al dente.
It can be a bit gamey, that’s why you have to tenderize it first with a good pounding.
I second this notion
How much Guiness do you actually need to cook refried pea ness anyway?
You can never have too much Guinness. Or too much refried pea-ness for that matter.
So in answer to your question, a lot!
It depends on the pea ness. How ever much it takes to remain firm, yet obey your preparation efforts.
It depends how firm you are in this resolve.
not if you marinate it first
Refried pen is what?
Less full of ink than a pen that has only been fried once.
# Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose #
Pritty.
Yours is a glow stick?
Yours is from long stock?
More like pork stock.
I like a bit of fat on the bone.
The key is, you have to play with the gristle a bit.
Play with it until the juice runs clear?
Did you Roger Hammer time?
…Bet you I can!
* crossing legs *
I’m sure this is a highly stimulating diet.
Have you fried it?
ah
*back to the kitchen*
You’ve been to Scotland, then?
(clickie)
Hehehehehe they said the “p”word.
Who are the ladies?
The term “lady” is very loose here. We are talking about women frying penii afterall.
Surprised it’s not Nigella. She’d love a bit of that.
I think this aired during C0ctober sweeps and garnered big ratings.
Thank you Helpy Helperson. If you would like, look further down and you will see I spelled douchebag wrong (intentionally) as well. Wanna correct me on that too?
Ooh, ‘required’ eh? Now there’s some arrogance.
I much prefer Helpy Helperson. Though would personally add a ‘Mc’. -> Helpy McHelperson
And Ry, come on, it’s never dooshbag, *tut*.
Sure it is. When they are that dooshy, they don’t warrant the respect of spelling it properly.
Hey, it said “Name (required)”, so “required” it is.
Put a finger in your butt and you’ve completed the trifecta.
*puts her finger in Mookie’s butt*
Does that make me gay?
*puts her finger in Ry’s butt*
I like this new type of Conga.
Daisy chain?
Chain gang?
We can bring the world together if we all did this. Global love!
*offers circular applause*
You’re in the wrong hole if you’re trying to clap.
It is but a measure of success!
… there is medicine for that, yanno.
I’m in your kitchen frying all your penii!
…..and drinkin your Stoutz.
The minute he finds out what he is eating.
Or they wake up one morning to the smell of fried “bacon” but for the first time have no morning wood and can’t seem to pee.
Or their wives/partners offer to bobbitt?
Lorena little to the left, I can’t see the fail.
I am walking like John Wayne as it is!
You and the horse you rode in on.
He is complete Red Rum.
Mmmmmmmmm, bobbitt burgers.
Cut it out, Moomin!
GMTA ^^^
*squeeze*
Or, how to turn John Wayne into Marion Morrison in a few easy steps?
You two above are scary funny. LOL
Spit it out in your napkin when no one’s looking. That’s the polite thing to do.
I feed mine to the dog.
You make my kitty purr.
Does your kitty like catnip? *nips*
Probably this is tv show for feminists
She forgot to mention that first you have to choke the chicken.
Personally, I just throw mine around till the head comes off………. :O
The full text seems to be, “one third of people, mainly men, say their partners have positive influence on their diet.”
As a man, may I say that I consider ~my~ partner an important part of a balanced breakfast.
Sausage in the morning huh?
Sausage and egg. Perfect combination.
Fertilised?
Of course. Why, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Usually like my head….scrambled.
That woman on the left looks dangerously skinny. Very dangerously.
Man, failblog is failing once again.. should be in engrish
Very Tasty.
Especially with boiled v*gina.
Is this some sort of new hippy fad?
1st!
n th!
the today show has some of the most godawful captioning i’ve ever seen in my life…this kinda thing was bound to happen, and i wouldn’t be surprised if it happens more, but i can’t watch all 23 hours of the today show…:)
looks like photoshop?
It seems one finally has -_- (see bottom of page)
What the…? I was trying to reply to Ryannon’s comment about people who will say the pic is photoshopped. -.-
D: DOn’t fry me D:
Yes, but according to Jürgen Brandes, the taste is to die for.
It says Make your own…..lol
The Lorena Bobbitt cooking hour!!
This is why I love my job. I do captioning with this same program and it does stuff like that all the time. For example, I said religion and it put *itchin’. It’s hard to do the job and laugh though. It’s voice recognition technology so it just writes what it thinks you say so that leads very often to hilarious situations.
Women
Lady on the left needs to get to work on that refried lard before a draft comes through the window and blows her away.
I just like how the blurb below it says “manly men say their partners’ have a positive influence on their diet”… I wouldn’t call that positive.
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