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*Cuts Lionaa to bits with troll killing sword*
Nice, i will send my grandmother there as fast as possible
nerd…
before (old woman)
way way way way way…. before (young beautiful chick)
only a troll killing sword?! seriously?! i would hav at LEAST used a dragonsbane-core adamantine broadsword with a diamond hilt, all magically bonded, all the way to the last speck completely attached. then again, maybe that’s what they used on the old lady…
Agreed.
You do realize you just failed harder than that picture, right?
LOL??!!!
The ad is meant to be taken as a joke.
Is says so right down in the small print at the bottom
its been photoshopped
‘Advert is not intended to be taken literally’. Genius.
Second best disclaimer ever.
Plus, the changes are limited to hairstyles only.
I’ll have to keep my buck teeth and bad eyesight.
you can have mine too, the plastic surgeon really did do better
Did your plastic surgeon do your hair then?
well, my hair is plastic….
Don’t sit for too long under the dryer.
*grabs the velcro gloves*
Lego Man, is that you?
You are obvioulsy downplaying the radical transformation that hair extensions and a spray tanning booth can accomplish, as shown in these photos.
What was the best?
*anklesqueeze*
“contains turkey beef and or chicken pork”
Are you porking chickens again Granny?
*sigh*
Chicken therapy is very expensive you know.
don’t blame me! it was pecking seductively again! That chicken was a complete ho!
There used to be a website called spiteyourface.com, and on it they had some movies made with lego (including the camelot scene which made it into the DVD of MP and The Holy Grail).
They made a film called ‘All of the dead*’
*may not contain any, let alone all, of the dead.
*alloftheanklesqueeze*
dead? meh… i prefer UNdead. lots more fun that way.
Ladies and mens,, lol..
Granny, is that you?
Ouch!
Granny is so much better looking, though he could do with sorting out those trailing flaps.
HE?
You never can tell what’s down there on Granny.
EEEWWWWW!!!!
um… i’m starting to think i should have brought that sword here… *for clarification on just WHICH sword, see above. pretty far above.*
Funny that you didn’t know…
I’ll never have to leave the house again looking like that
eep!
Hollywood blondes?
I don’t want to know.
perfect location next to the cash converters…
Yup. Your money will be hair today and gone tomorrow.
weave or without you …
You know… It’s a FAIL on FAILBLOG’s part when it posts something that clearly is not meant to be taken seriously.
There have been alot of these.
Its kinda the point.
Fail blog is not here to post failures of the world so much as providing a place for us to post inanities; such as, “You know… It’s a FAIL on FAILBLOG’s part when it posts something that clearly is not meant to be taken seriously.”
I thought the purpose of Failblog was so those of us with no life can come and make comments that have nothing to do with the fail and others can come and remind us we have no life and yell at us for being funnier than them
I am so confused.
Could you please stick to commenting the fail _only_.
yeah…. EVERTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!!!!!!! well, except for the whole “my sword is better than your sword” thing…
? How did my comment have nothing to do with the Fail?
Jeez you guys are like Craigslist: Innocent outsider tries to post some perfectly logical thing, like trying to sell a table, and gets flagged (CL) or flamed (Failblog) by insiders who check the blog every single day and think of themselves as a self-regulating tight-knight community that must police the comments of newcomers and chase them away from “their” blog.
31% of people will likely fall for this anyway.
Shame.
*estimates*
That’s more than half.
They reversed time.
Its the only explination.
they not only reversed time, they altered DNA.
And raised the dead.
Yet another zombie?
What?
There is a whole endless horde.
The miracles of internet procreation: Multiply by email cleavage…
(I guess.)
*shows Arthur her internet cleavage*
holy crap extreme makeover!
MOM! Come over here!
now she’s a MILF?
No- she’s a GILF (Granny I’d like to… yeah.)
You can get the same effect with about 10 beers.
doh! *beats self with the ugly stick*
Really? I don’t find drunk women that attractive.
I think Josie Maran may have a winnable lawsuit here.
http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx346/yankeesdaily/josie_maran-3034.jpg
Someone dial that number
- Hello, this is Studio Montarna.
- Hi. Do you have Hollywood blondes?
- Yes, we have a chemical-free one on sale. Only 98 years old. We will tan spray her for free.
- Can you send it overseas?
- Sure!
- Perfect! Please make sure it arrives for Christmas.
*gives Moomin’s address and Arthur’s credit card info*
*crawls in through the letterbox*
OK who ordered the blonde?
WHOAAA! I’m getting one of those!
Yay!!! Australian fail!!!
Wtf???
From my own city, the city of fail itself.
Ahhhh, good to see an Australian Fail on here
I knew a plastic surgeon. He melted. Still, not as bad as our paper boy.
that’s a whole lot of beer
It’s actually the photo to the right that is the ‘before picure’.
go to bed with the after, wake up with the before
Go to bed with the before, wake up with dentures in your crotch
wake up with the before and your crotch needs dentures
wake up with the before and you better shoo the vultures
LOL! I would chew my own arm off just for the f*ck of it
Wake up with the before and have her crotch for afters.
*BLARGH!*
wake her up before and after
munting followed closely by clean up in aisle 3?
Try to wake up the before, and then realize that she’s not sleeping…
So that’s where they are!
…and then the bra comes off and… THUD!
I call that a win.
If they can achieve that kind of result for real, I’d second that.
Figures, even if that was true no one is going to do ALL the individual treatments. Atleast I hope so.
My favorite part of this ad is that it never actually claims the hot woman is ‘after’, just that the granny is before. I think this is a deception WIN.
Exactly my thought. They’re not really lying.
I doubt anyone working in advertising and marketing would be this deceitful.
Obviously you don’t know anyone working in advertising or marketing
De+recapitation still works like a charm. Please do my neighbour’s wife too!
Ah! This is easy! If anyone knew anything, you would find that all they did was wash her in a normal wash instead of dry cleaning and everything shrank!
This is a WIN!!!
hmmm running out out stuff to put up are we?
No, not really. We just can’t be amazing all the time. We have to give other sites wins. It’s our own version of affirmative win action.
FailBlog fails since there’s no “After” mentioned. Perhaps the woman is the storekeeper and her surname is “Before” which would make FailBlog fail even more.
And I thought I was guilty of over-analyzing everything.
You are.
Maybe the fail is that they forgot to put up an “After” sign? Did you think about that? Huh huh huh, did you?
They didn’t forget to put up an after sign, that’s the fail, well in most people’s eyes.
Where’s the after picture? I only see a before.
Or does it mean before death?
Smells like fake.
Are you kidding? This is a WIN!
IT’S AN EPIC WIN! ;D
If you guys actually bothered to read the whole thing, it says at the bottom that it is a joke and not to be taken literally. You guys who are quick at assuming are the ones who failed.
Well it do say “advert is not to be taken litteraly”.. but still.. xD
hey, the before picture looks like my neighbor gloria!
it’s a fake ad. they wrote ‘colour’ instead of ‘color’
No american is smart enough to make that mistake!
Wow, you are that ignorant? The salon is in Australia dumb@ss.
Wow, can’t you tell when someone is making a joke? Or do you need everything spelled out for you?
Wow, are you claiming there was a joke? Doesn’t that imply something was funny?
lol “there i fixed it”
Photoshopped!! (that ol’ lady)
it’s either fake or an intended joke.
Wow, they made that lady look just like Jose Maran!!!!
I mean Josie, not Jose! ha!
OMFG
This is so stupid, I can’t stop laughing.
ye huh thats likly
HE must be the greatest plastic surgeon ever!
If they can really do that, then I’d say that’s a win.
Ad does not specifically say ‘after’, so…implication fail.
Holy FREAKIN crap. This has made my day.
And here’s why…
THAT IS THE ADVERT FOR MY MUM’S SALON. I remember her making this up and showing me, and I laughed. And now it’s made it’s way to failblog.
Big up Western Australia :3
I salute your mum for her fail.
classic – this is 5 mins up the road from where I am sitting, in Perth West Australia
Notice how the cleverly avoid false advertising claims by not actually making any claims about how you will look “after”. That pretty lady’s face is just for decoration.
Wow, I bet Josie Maran is pissed that her before photo got leaked LOL
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Perth, Australia! LOL, so fail.
Ahhhaaaha. Man your blog is so funny
you know what I think is more of a fail then the picture. The fact that none of you noticed it’s a fake. Notice how there’s no after under the prettier lady. Also this could be the easiest picture ever to fake all you have to do is copy and paste
First! Already been there, it’s been mentioned that they left out the word after intentionally to protect against litigation.
This is 100% real as it is the advertisement for Mum’s salon. I told her it was a bad idea to make this.
they look kinda the same
Not a fail. That is a total marketing win. Anyone that got that would laugh their asses off and probably go there simply because they appreciated the humor. I would say it’s a FailBlog fail for being too stupid to get humor.
um…what is that thing?
*Advert is not meant to be taken literally.
Hahahaha.
not to mention the phone number fail
Wow. They didn’t even TRY to make them look like the same person.
truth in advertising fail
well the forehead is kinda the same…