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FIRST! OMG I DID IT!
OMG NOBODY CARES!
CBS cares
Z.T.N. doesn’t
Same thing happens on Valentine’s day.
same thing happens on people’s birthday’s
Christmas?
Christmas is dead.
Like me.
A zombie?
Yes.
Cheack the name.
O and the Z.T.N. stands for Zombie troll Network.
FML
Can you say… No friends??
nekkit sara, who really isn’t, has no friends?
must be why she takes all those idiot pics of herself in the bathroom saying “no one is as pretty as me.”
HURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i call dips on the next post.
crap, it’s dibs… don’t grammar natzi me!
oh ffs, it’s nazi…. done.
Dont worry there are no grammar nazis around…yet.
or maybe you’re one 0.0
Grammar nazi reporting for duty!
Shouldn’t ‘nazi’ be capitalized?
First letter only..yeah, since it’s a contraction of “Nazional”
“GetMeOuttaTexas says:
November 29, 2009 at 2:24 pm
First letter only..yeah, since it’s a contraction of “Nazional””
sorry just HAD to comment on this. its a contraction of “national”.
Sorry again, but i found it so funny, me being german, grammar (spelling) naziing someone whos misspelling National[sozialismus]
It doesn’t deserve to be capitalized.
correct, kafleen.
Well I’m going to have to gas you. Just follow me to the English class at summer school.
*trots after Andrew with Avon Pine Scented Room Freshener*
I do YaoLi rocks!!!
Thanks buddy!
Congrats! Here’s some birthday cards I stole!
Your Stupid
My stupid what?
WIN!
Grammar pwning at it’s finest!
See what I did there?
I do see.
Thank you for asking.
lol Stupidity Accusation Fail.
CONGRATZ! you won……
…
the right to be called a troll!
enjoy!
*goes off to find a spanoff-shootgun for trollhunting*
What in Zeus’ name is a spanoff-shootgun?
*Slice*
Hooray for my troll killer sword!
I dodged it.
Intelligence is about the only thing you dodged.
sloppy thirds
Sounds messy. And smelly.
And sloppy.
*finds bukits knocked down all over the place*
My question is: So what ?
the answer… if it happend… we’ll tell you…
thats how *news*paper works
…
or atleast how I thought it worked?
Exactly…maybe her friends had actually told her that they had bought her cards, and stuff.
I think that the majority of the recent failblog ‘fails’ are illegitimate, humourless, and should be removed – anyone agree?
*trots up and flops down, chin on hoof*
So! Tell us about your name. Inquiring donkeys need to know.
I bet it was only the ones with money and gift cards. I do that to my neighbors.
*crosses “be roomies with Ry” off list of things to do*
It’s pretty hard to steal you mail seeing that the mailbox is halfway up a cliff.
*pops open mini-drink bottles*
^r
Too late!!
*beats AA with the Donkey Cane of nazi Correction*
*catches Kafleen’s donkey cane and licks it*
Yum, cinnamon!
*splutters*
why, you..!
*snatches cane away and trots off, flustered*
*sticks a BMW sticker to Kafleen’s forehead*
no, no no.
There has been a HUGE misunderstanding.
Our post office does it prior to delivery. So helpful.
This fail reminded me of the spongebob song, where they sing about friends.. or was it fun ..
I think it was fun… and friends?
anyhow… failame…
a new meme anyone?
You almost had it..
… yeah… not even close…
I have a feeling that this lady’s friends are imaginary.
Maybe it was her imaginary friends who forgot to send her cards.
oh hey, Boopboop, I think I know who's stealing your stuff*listens*
I can see that happening. It’s such a small blurb it can’t go into much detail. Some of her friends probably did send her cards, and her neighbours nicked them as cards can contain money or gift certificates.
I was thinking something like that. Mine was more: the friends said they sent them, and she never got them. That’s happened to me, though in my case, I know full well who stole mine. My mother wouldn’t lie about sending me a card, but my roommate certainly would, about stealing it
O site passou no OlharDigital, vocês viram?
???
According to Google Translate, Dougline is saying “The site was in OlharDigital, have you seen?”, and the language is Portuguese.
O thanx!
“Jesus, mom no I did not forget your birthday. I sent a card”
“I didn’t recieve a card!”
“Oh well … Uhm then… Uhm someone must have… Uh… Stolen it! Yes mom they stole your birthday cards!”
So true…
foolish, yet astonishing.
This post, I approve it.
I approve your approval.
Greetings, kraut of sauerness. How are you this fine evening?
Maybe I missed the FAIL… but this didn’t even make me smile… FAIL to FAILBOG
Yes, yes…you missing the point is definitely Failblog’s fault.
These newbies are geting weard.
*Slīðeweard stirs*
*Sincweard lifts head…sniffs air…*
Why blame poor Failbog?
Oh, the humanity. Failbog always getting the rap for its cousin Failblog’s failings…
The ego of some people…
It’s the mailman, I tell you. He’s secretly a master thief.
Theft, Burglary, Theft, Harassment..
All in a day’s work for someone.
Then the mailman must have a busy schedule.
“Steal birthday cards, rob some people, steal something else, harrass random citizens… Wow my day is packed.”
He aint stealin’ my magazines
That’s because magazines disgust him.
WOO HOO
What??? I’m confused…
Now he wont steal mine.
Now I get it. The random “Woo Hoo” had me confused.
Well I am pretty random.
Random you are.
Talk like Yoda, I do.
He ain’t stealin’ enough of those catalogues, either.
your shipment of fail has arrived
oh look… a dork.
Yeah, like those aren’t hard to come by.
i send a vulgar mail
Mabey its because she has no friends!
and no hands either
The nerve of some thieves! Don’t they know they need to notify her at least 24 hours in advance?
It seems a lot of thieves are nervy nowadays.
Oh feels bad, must send burfday card off soon.
*sends burfday card*
Thanx for reminding me.
Here’s a stamp wakojacko ztn.
Blaine the trailer park capital of Minnesota
passive aggressive WIN
I held on to my pants for this?
The police wont help, I have told them that the postman has been stealing my thoughts for years and they have not done anything about it. Now I wear a tin foil hat!
Shit. She’s retarded or too naive. HAHA AND the best part is that there is her adress. WHAT A LOSER.
adress is not proper atire
It is if it is hemmed properly.
And washed regularly.
A tire is not a proper dress.
/*with rare exceptions
//shudders
///no, not those kind of shudders
Kinda sad
Hm i will need her perv mails
It might not be someone stealing her mail, I’m pretty sure I ate a postman around about the same time…
That’s against a federal law i believe.
*janitor watches and then continues mopping the floor*
But her postman is actually a woman.
Do they taste different?
Depends on the age.
troo.
I absolutely swear to all of you that something similar to this happened when I was a kid.
Two months before my birthday, my mom remarried, and three of us (me, Mom and Stepdad) moved into a new house. When my birthday came along, I didn’t receive anything from all the relatives who usually sent birthday cards.
Mom talked to a few of them and found that they actually had sent cards (and in some cases gifts, too). She went to the post office and found that it was actually a Post Office Fail, combined with a bit of coincidence.
Apparently the people we had bought the house from (they just moved across the street) had been receiving mail for some cousins of theirs. After we had filled out the change of address form, the cousins had gone to the post office and filled out another change of address form. As it happened, they had the same last name as me, although we weren’t related. The post office didn’t bother looking at the first names and just sent everything with that last name to the other people.
Fortunately they were honest people, and we were able to contact them through our neighbors.
Meegwetch for that story I laughed. I sent you a burfday card did you get it?
No, I didn’t get it. It’s been 36 years now, so maybe someone really did steal that one!
lolz loner
HOLY CRAP! THATS FROM MY CITY!
She was just covering up the fact that she has no friends, how sad
i lol’d
Why in the world would someone steal birthday cards? This woman is delusional. She doesn’t have any friends.
ooh! ooh! will you do a psychic reading for my party?
I knew that you would say that.
dammit.
*hug*
Because a lot of birthday cards contain cash/gift cards?
It happened to me once too, but they stole my friends’ birthday emails to me.
I’m in your emails taking all your birthdays.
*snurt*
It’s sad when your birth certificate has an expiration date on it.
Since I’m a zombie, would my expiration date on my birth certificate be invalid?
No.
If taking my birthdays means that I would be younger, help yourself! Want a shopping cart? One of those big warehouse store ones?
Plz don’t want to be younger.
*throws cards on the bed*
*gets naked and rolls on them*
Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me
Damn I’m not first :/
good thing.
Cuz the first will be last and the last will be first.
/runs
its perhaps she has no friends
deferred…um… fail!
Why didn’t I know about this blog? Why didn’t you just email me and tell me? I didn’t want to find out this way. It hurts.
BAM blogroll
Why would someone steal birthday cards? People steal stupid things theese days.
Sherlock Holmes’ daughter, no doubt
If I suspect someone is nicking cards (and the cheques/giftcards within), I merely send bad cheques or giftcards with negative balances.
I don’t have any friends.. someone must have stolen them.
Quit posting shots of newspapers from Jay Leno’s show people! Every Monday I see this crap on his show and then its gets posted by someone who thinks its the funniest thing ever. If you want to see these pics, go to youtube or somewhere and search “Jay Leno headlines” but for shit sake stop posting them on fail blog!!!!!
i bet shes fat
facepalm.jpg
So, how is this necessarily fail? It is plausible to me that friends of this woman asked her if she had received birthday cards they had sent earlier, and upon being asked, the woman deduced that someone must have been stealing her mail because she did not receive any of the cards from any of the different senders.
my god, there is another rational person on the internet. ‘There’s two of us, don’t tell. They’d banish us, you know’
oh, that is rich
ur friends hate u. duh.
wut a selfish bitch
Actually, she’s right. I stole them.
I’ve been a verrry baaaad boy.
Spank Me.