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I see sex education is alive and well.
And so is
PEDOBEAR
i found a raison
Raison d’etre?
Now that is just insultana!
I wouldn’t wine about it.
*looks sheepish*
Sherry.
OMG a sheep!
Shiraz !
o_o
oh look… an idiot posting spam.
You seem surprised. How long have you known about the “Internet?”
om nom nom
Most Definitely!
Your name is a lie.
Your’s is too, do ya ken?
Say true, say thank-ya.
AHH! The dark tower!
*head quietly pops*
There should be an H there…
20 days of PEDOBEAR…
its like they got thier own month….
Smutember?
Appropriate for leading into C0cktober.
Novmember?
You spelled knob wrong.
Well.. that’s another way to keep them quiet in the backseat of the car.. without having to buy a portable dvd
You could always kill them?
Clean up is a mess though.
Keep them quiet? If you are with people that are quiet when you found the g-spot, you have NOT found the g-spot. I’m just sayin’…
I think they found the “dead spot” rather then the G-spot
hahaha
I think the g-spot isn’t quite that good when you’re that age.. my girl like’s it though
and yes.. she made noise.. a lot.. her parents didn’t like it hahaha
*Headdesk x5*
*Headdesk x6*
*Headdesk x7*
*Headdesk x8*
c-c-c-combo breaker
*Headdesk x9*
Not again.
2 in 8 days?
3 in 9 days?
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
4 in 10 days?
5 in 11 days?
no.
Wow.. apparently the marketer has never really found one before! haha Or they definitely wouldn’t make this mistake
Ever heard of PEN ISLAND?
my pen is green
Your pen is infected.
what type of infection makes the pen green?
A camera infection; found in bathrooms inhabited by silly girls who take multitudes of pictures of themselves in half-sexy, half-revealing poses 20 times an hour. The only cure is finding a life for oneself.
lol fail should have red thrue it first
ffo kcuf
It is scarlet?
It is ginger?
I think it’s more of a hot pink.
How hot?
too hot
melt the pot
tie the knot
put a kilt on the scot
I think I own the comment box, you have to reply to me, MWAHAHAHAHA!
done
REPLY AGAIN!!!
I refuse to reply.
fail…
*comments*
AGAIN!!!
…
…
…
happy?
12 or 13, can’t decide
12 or 13 whats?
well, you have to start young!
True to the crew.
Through out of the blue.
That means you!
…
I can’t rim….
Hehe … you can’t rim
Man you’re missing out on a lot!
he has no shot.
Look at all of the things I bought.
See the donkey; see kafleen trot.
What could that G possibly stand for. . . nvm.
Gerücht.
Gesundheit.
Geoff?
Gurt?
Gump?
Go south, young man?
Gollum.
God of course.
God-spot. Get your pleasures while purging your sins!
Grafenburg. The gynecologist who described it
*spelunk*
That’s not a Fail. It’s not even remotely Funny.
How is this a Fail?
You’ll understand if and when you discover the G-spot.
WTF is a G-Spot? I’m a foreign person from Portugal.
I assume that has to do with G-Force, which is the Force of Gravity, but how does that make a FAIL???
Er, no, it has nothing whatsoever to do with physics, and forces. Newton would be spinning in his grave if it did.
The g-spot is the supposed place in a women’s…private parts that, when touched, arouses them to…I can’t say it. It’s too much!
ORGASM!!!
AAAAAAAAH!!!
*head explodes*
That was an intense one…
Oh, so now you want the innuendo machine blow-
KAPOW!!!
-n up?
Great. Now I have to clean that up.
*grumbles and goes off to the FB warehouse for some ShamWows*
Mind blowing!
Usually girls react like that when I’m near…
*pats self on shoulder*
*cheezy grin*
Of course!
*squeeze*
*trembles*
*snickersqueeze*
HI, Arthur…how are you doing toda….
Whew! Thanks…I needed that! :p
*sandwichsqueeze*
Hold my beer and watch this:
*stretches out arms*
*quadrupeltanious BFFAADWK@-SQUEEEEEZE*
HAH!!!
*off to cure injuries*
*faints*
My limp is gone. Wait…what?!
*drinks Arthur’s beer*
That was AWEsome!!
*is stunned and can’t move*
Whag…jusg…happed?
*smokes cigarette*
Awesome.
Viagra can help you with that limp, AA. Just sayin’.
Pffft.
Now where did I put that ketchup…?
Hehehe! The G-spot is an area in the vagina which most girls like to have stimulated. Do you now see the fail?
Yes, i do. But FailBlog needs to stop putting sexual refence Fails in the website. I Prefer REAL Fails, but when i tried to post mine, they NEVER got through to the Vote Page. I Gave up, and formed my own Failblog, called “FAILDrako”.
You have to be american to understand these Fails.
There should be an European Failblog.
You whine a lot about something that is completely free…
BTW – neither me nor BondFan are Americans. Plus, he is 15.
lmao i’m not American either but i pissed myself laughin XD
Tickled your g-spot did it?
Giggle-spot, Is it like a funny bone? :halo:
If he isn’t tickling it just right it is not funny at all
I found what Varkaad was talking about: Just search “FailDrako” on Google and you’ll see what I mean. It’s pretty terrible.
…..wonder why his pics never show up!
I applaud your diligence however I refuse to give them a “click” to add to their counter when they are blatantly ripping off a site near and dear to my heart. And if Varkaad doesn’t like the “sexual” fails, he really must hate the fact most comments have a monthly pass on the smutbus.
I just read the google abstract!
Don’t deny it. I know you well enough to know you clicked AND commented on the pictures. Have you no shame?
Shame is for the naked sara’s of this world.
I’m sorry, but just how is my very own FAILBlog Terrible?
Can you tell me why? I Thought i had some really good pictures there… for example, my Math FAIL, my Loss of Lives FAIL, my Overall FAIL, there are very good pictures there, then how is FAILDrako Terrible?
Can you seriously not see how your website is bad? You’re not frequently updating, there are no comments on your fails, one thinks that “very good” is an overstatement, and you’re shamelessly copying this website! Not only that, but you insult it in the process! Disgraceful.
Your website is so bad that you have to come over to the real thing to snarf off the visitors here. If your site was worth anything, it would stand on its own. Now run along.
European fail blog, isn’t that what the night shift is already?
You mean the morning shift surely?
For us, yes, but I get confuzzled by time zones!
We’re here and they’re not. WE define it!
*De-fines beer*
Ummm…no, you don’t need to be american. The person you’re talking to (Arthur Eld), is German, and I’m Japanese, and we both know what a G-spot is. It’s just a matter of actually knowing what it is, and it’s not based on your nationality. And the sexual reference thing? You obviously aren’t a long-time reader, are you? This blog is 90% made up of fails that look like phalluses, or have innuendo.
I think you misunderstood. That was an order.
BE AN AMERICAN! NOW!
*is slightly taken aback by AE’s bluntness*
SIR, YES, SIR!!!
*gets out Stars and Stripes flag*
*puts on baseball cap*
*puts apple pie in oven*
*puts on “The star spangled banner”*
*changes TV channel to the ball game*
*snork*
Very well, General. Now – BE FRENCH! STAT!
*has nationality breakdown*
*is bowled over again*
OKAY, SIR!
*puts on beret*
*puts string of garlic around next*
*changes into striped jumper*
*hauls baguette over shoulder*
*puts on La vie en rose, then “La Marseillaise”*
*waves tricolor flag, and creates model of Eiffel Tower out of Brie*
*sips “wine” (actually grape juice) while reading a book by Jean-Paul Sartre*
*shrugs and grunts*
Magnifique, mon General.
One more: SPAAAA-NISH!
*sighs*
Yes, sir. If you wish.
*changes into toreador outfit*
*makes paella*
*falls asleep*
Awwww BFF needs his Siesta.
*Tucks blanket raound BFF*
*Gently enfolds cuddly koala in his arms*
*quietly removes surplus ‘a’*
*pressed*
IGNORED
lol ...Awesome, dude!
Magnifique, mon ami!
¡Magnífico, amigo!
*applauds BFF*
*crowd roars B-F-F, B-F-F!*
*looks at the sleeping BFF*
Awwww…I wanted to see his big Finnish.
He was very Belizable.
Yemen!
Sorry Yes, you are correct!
He’s a really Swed guy. He’ll make the girls Malta!
There’s Norway the girls can resist them!!
I(n) do nesia question that.
Seems like he would never Russia either!
Need to make sure he uses baconlube and not plain greece.
There’s nothing plain about either greece or BFF.
This is enough to raise one’s Eire.
Google is your friend, buddy. If you don’t get a fail, just Google the most prominent thing in the image.
Gräfenberg-spot
sigh.
where is this taken?
Where is this ‘where is this taken’?
At the H-spot, overlooking the G-spot.
What a scenic overview. We stopped there on the way to the Tetons.
Is that below the I-spot?
Indonesia..!
I like it that they have some live music for the quest of the G-spot.
I like that they serve drinks at that G-spot search party
I like that they have a G-spot Gama Kids Club.
There is a g-spot search party? Men! If they would just stop and ask for directions but NO, just like going on vacation, they just won’t ask.
Hey, the search is half the fun!
One could use a GPS device which was invented for the sole purpose of avoiding to ask for directions… hm, a GSPS might be a thing…
I had no idea my G-spot was lost. Last time I checked, it was right where it always was.
Most parts of your anatomy usually are, though my left calf often disappears for days on end to graze.
Perhaps some ladies have a wandering G-spot? Mine seems to be pretty securely attached.
... unlike your identity, um, Jemma?Maybe your g-man borrowed your g-spot. …
The cake is a lie anyway.
…
just started wonderin’ if GLaDOS has a G-spot…
Weird
How could they of possibly made that kind of error? Pedobear fo sure
How could you have made that kind of error?
Is that what women usualy do when they go out without their guys? I always thought they where sipping whine talking about makeup, guys or something…
Not in public, no.
Oh, very well… on the other hand, if they did sex and the city would have been a lot more fun.
Oh gods, why did you have to put that !mage in my brain.
*blaaaaarrrrggg
*cleans up*
What is thought can’t be unth… no, honest I’m sorry, didn’t want to make you ‘blaaaaarrrrggg’…
*fetches a mop and helps cleaning up*
Why thank you, i don’t often get help sprucing the place up!
Are you new here?
If so Clickie ^^
Yep, kind of… at least if it comes to posting. Nice reading…
Then, welcome to FailBlog! There are only three rules: Be nice, don’t be a troll, and have fun! Now, to get you started, you might want an avatar (the picture beside your name), so go to gravatar.com. Enjoy!
Don’t forget, Safety Third.
Actually, BFF…there are 16 rules presently. :p
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
Though Rule 34 may occasionally be relevant too …
Hello, btw!
*waves*
*slips over on wet floor*
*curses self for forgetting to put caution sign up*
*takes self to court citing willful neglect of health and safety law*
*puts fluroscent jacket those roadworks men wear on k@*
*puts hardhat on her*
*puts up flashing signs and alarm, screaming “DANGER!!! SLIPPERY FLOOR!!!*
There. Now those H&S people can’t do a thing!
I am one.
*hangs head in shame*
*gasp*
*stares at k@ with wild, fearful eyes*
*whispers with terror*
*weeps unconsolably*
*looks into BFFs eyes with tear stained cheeks*
Yes, I am so sorry to have dissapointed you.
*blows nose loudly into tissue*
*wails and bursts into tears*
*Mozart’s “Dies Irae” plays in the background*
*gnashes teeth and falls to the ground, waving fist at the sky, as if to say “DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL!!!” to the heavens*
*runs out of room, still crying*
*Sinks to floor artfully*
*Slams fists into floor repeatedly*
*Screams curses to rapidly departing figure*
What have I done? Just wanted to help and say hello and now all’s got out of hand…
*look up from drenched ShamWow*
This is a fairly normal day, Don’t panic
*continues sobbing*
That would make a good rule, too!
*rushes back in*
K@! I was wrong! Forget about what I said! I don’t care whether you’re one of them or not, you’re a regular Failblogger, dammit, and you’ll always be one! Let’s forget about this whole thing and start over!
*sorrowful music on violin*
*holds k@’s hands*
*screen fades to black*
*credits roll*
Fin
omg! this is in malaysia!!! I’m so proud of my country.
nah, its Indonesia.. Unless if Waterboom Cikarang is in your country too..
This Fail isn’t as good as the last few…
seen better fails, but it’s a fun way to spend your time
sex toys for kids?
why not, said the marketer
ways to scar kids for life?
why not, said the businessman
Good morning, I’m more awke this time.
*more-awake-squeeze*
Not much sleep. Side-effect: loss of motor skills, can’t concentrate, and becoming weak (despite being a zombie, that makes it worse).
You have it eezy I have had nausia the whole day long.
So whenever I stand up I wanna vomit but that has passed.
I did not know finding the G-Spot took that long.
I found mine in about 5 minutes.
indonesian
so maybe this is begging the question, but where is the f-spot? in relation to the g-spot? since it’s oh-so-easy to find…
|the kid|
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals (8)
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (8)
Gettin’ horny now! (8)
I just wonder if anyone ever explained it to them….!
I don’t get it.
Well you see Robert…when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy will pay extra attention to the mommy’s needs and will diligently search for her g-spot. The outcome of this will be that the mommy is very happy and she will in turn make the daddy very happy by doing things her mommy said only trashy girls do in the backs of cars.
Mine is in my pants
Your what is in your pants? Your hands?
whoo hoo!
it’s an ads of water theme park in here, indonesia
but still i do not get it, what that G stands for??
could we find our G-spot at water theme park? weird enuff..
So that’s what she said.
+200 comments and I’m the only one thinking there might be a catholic priest involved in this???
I agree. Though, It could always be Roman Polanski though
-Crosses out the surplus “Though”-
soo…umm…is that the female teen fun corner or something.
…giggity
Anyone else noticed the kids club thing on the sign to the right of the g-spot thing?
I’ll bet that poster was designed by a woman. While men may not know where the G-Spot is at least we know it’s somewhere and we’re willing to poke just about anywhere till we find it.
LOL it’s only happen in Indonesia LOL
Lawl, sounds like fun
This is “made in malaysia” probably a native malay who thinks he/she has mastered the white mans language.
wahahahahahaa……
just realize this happen in indonesia….
indonesia really bad when they use english.
Gama-Kids Club?