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German Cyclist Fail
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This summer I went to Neuschwannstein Castle in Germany. I was running up to the castle to be on time for my tour when I saw, well… that.
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These guys must be Europeans. haha
Considering it says German Cyclist Fail, you might have a point there.
This is for sure a win.
Win for what? The swim team?
innovation is to cycle in speedos vroooom
Could be worse, you could see the front.
Obviously never heard of nicotine poisoning. (clicky)
“An average human adult would probably die from eating two to three whole cigarettes, as the amount of nicotine in an unsmoked cigarette is about 300 times as much as you get from smoking it.”
Ever heard of chewing tobacco Nimrod?
How Aerodynamic do you have to be?
Also consider the gigantic castle in the background.
You mean the gigantic cASStle?
Sorry, I didn’t mean to butt in.
You are behind in your apologies.
bummer.
That is sad,butt Im sure he will make up for his mistakes.
Here…maybe this will help.
*hands over a copy of the ars poetica*
Have you read this?
*hands over copy of Anus and Vedonis*
wow, you’ll are such an ass for puns.
meant y’all not you will, you’ll
it’s neuschwanstein castle
what exactly do you mean by that?……
Speedos do NOT look good on ANYONE!
Speedos? I beg to differ.
There are clearly short short *short* bicycle shorts.
but these socks look bad.
he should consider wearing stockings.
mommy socks?
FAIL!! That path leads straight into a wall.
Zis vill not ztop uz.
Are you getting tanked up?
FAIL!
It doesnt.
FAIL!You missed the FAIL!
*passes a small dose of humour*
Let’s start slowly, otherwise your brain might explode.
the humouropathy of lower resistanceThe door has closed on this thread.
The path isn’t the only thing with skid marks…
O___o;
pf germans are ugly as hell…
but we always knew that…
Hungarian women/girls are the very most beautiful
No they are easy and have moustaches.
Germans or Hungarian women? And what are “pf” Germans?
I think he’s dyslexic and meant “Franco-Prussian” Germans.
picycle friders.
‘pf’, you know nothing
it’s like pssh, or bah, or keh, … but german?
*sarcasm on* true, heidi klum and claudia schiffer are ugly as sin.
No, they’re just boooooring.
and so are paris hilton and nicole ritchie.. only they are stupid too. lets not speak about that national stereotype, shall we?
Und wenn ich aber will?
Ha!
Uta Pipping Longstockings so disliked her german heritage that she turned. …
I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so….
Ah, but will you be big in Japan?
Pippi was swedish.
Yeah, because you never were at the sea with your bike, and then just threw a shirt over to drive somewhere.
Idiots.
Indeed, I never did.
No…no, I never did that either.
me neder.
That leads to chafing in your nether regions.
It might chafe in your region but Neva in Russia.
Nice feat from the guy then, Neuschwanstein is at least 800km from the nearest sea.
there might be a Lake at the foot of the Mountain
such a Lake might be called Bannwaldsee or Hopfensee or Weißensee or …
Done that, for sure but never were at the sea with speedo.
Photoshoped.
Agreed, shop job.
How? I opened it in Photoshop and didn’t see the usual signs of manipulation…
One never sees the subtle signs of manipulation. You will be the last to know.
is this Neuschwanstein castle in Bavaria?
Yes. The description says so, but it could be the lesser known Neuschwannstein Castle, with two ‘n’s instead of one, built by King Ludwig for his even madder twin, Ludwwig.
A loud wwig… colored pink?
and I thought that the only thing that germans shouldn’t use is hydrogen.
seems like for some of them even a bike leads to disaster.
Huh, all of a sudden I’m seeing nothing but pitch black…
how the hell do you know that he’s a German? Might be a British cycling-tourist as well…or a French guy- or whatever.
But I know how you know that he’s not from the States: he’s not fat AND he knows how to ride a bicycle…
shamone.
Michael Jackson? Is that you?
Yeah, that explains Lance Armstrong and Greg La Monde …
Why yes, the two Americans who ever made a name for themselves in road cycling easily outweigh the hundreds of Europeans who have done the same. (Don’t give me that “seven tours de france” line – there’s way, way more to the road cycling calendar than that, and other riders have more grand tour wins anyway.)
First of all, that’s not the point. Secondly, I’ve seen plenty of fat bastards in the UK and on the Mainland.
Fat arses are everywhere you care to look, but for some reason people look everywhere except their own homelands.
Danish. They are the only ones to totally color-coordinate bicycling clothes… plus, the Danes are the only people who will trade clothes – regardless of gender – in order to complete the color coordination. Blues and blues, and red with khaki.
Might as well be a tourist considering the Japanese in the background ;>
Blue shorts is turning japanese-ah?
(they look more chinese to me)
Probably a french guy ^^
Thats the style of us germans. i always wear pants like these in the office. Its a gesture of respect to show poeple your hairy ass
You hopefully wax.
So, is there a beer fund in the office too?
(old commercial reference)
He is making an ASS of himself. Someone should tell him not to be so CHEEKY.
*waits for death by pun tidal wave*
This really is the end of him.
SPHINCTER!
Well, as long as he’s wearing shoes and shirt, he will get serviced.
He’ll get serviced alright. Deliveries in the rear.
Looks comfortable to me, the shorter the better, there’s nothing like cycling through Germany with the breeze blowing through your leg hair!
GAYNOR!!!!
*squeezes the scaly dragon*
How have you been keeping? We’ve missed you!
*gets in line for Gaynorsqueezes* Missed you very much. I’m missing quite a few failpeeps now. *squeezes BFF* how are the exams going, BFF?
no nudes?
no thank you. this is close enough.
No nudes is good news, then?
Don’t really see the fail here. If it was hot outside I would certainly do the same ^^
PS. I live in Sweden, but I’m half-french too.
I still can’t see evidence that this is a german. Especially Neuschwanstein sees billions of tourists every year!
Has no pants which unveil his knees:
timbo
Right. About the least likely nationality to find up at Neuschwanstein is German – it’s the biggest tourist attraction in about a 100km radius, so it’s foreigner city.
I just wanted to say that I, despite being german, recognize the necessity of pants. just to, you know, let you know that not all of us are horrible ass fiends :3
I hope Arthur doesn’t see this fail.
Forget Arthur, what about Granny?
Too late…
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This picture makes my hoof itch.
You might want to see a vet about that.
Get her to the vet stat! She has hoof in mouth disease.
Step out of the manure pile.
Wtf has failblog become? A place to take pictures of people being fat and wearing underpants..
stop posting these insulting picture… and post some god damn fails
Amen to that!
did you want to see fat people that are not wearing underpants?
Because thats a whole different type of website
Except that this guy is not fat.
Fat people wear underpants?
Lollers, plz stfu
Insulting? What has the world come to if THIS is insulting!?
NOOOOOOooooooooooooo
BURN THE SEAT, BURN THE SEAT!
Actually on closer inspection – there is no seat!!!!
I thought the Germanese had more shame than this.
handsome man
Wait a minute… I know that guy!
Ah, tongue-in-cheek humor.
Now, admit it, this picture made you think of something dirty when you read this, didn’t you?
No, it didn’t.
My thought was that it could have been worse, the photo could have been from his front view.
omfg sexy
What is a bicycle rider’s favorite candy bar?
Mounds.
What is his favorite body part? Mounds Venus.
Well…it is an awkward, embarrassing fail for sure.
BUT….that IS a really nice ass 8|
Likely bavarians or saxons….
This is an obvious meta-fail: it’s about the narrow-mindedness of the person making the photograph. The guy in the pic is in-shape and is wearing appropriate clothing for long cycling rides. I’d recommend that the person who submitted the pic never attends any athletics, triathlon or swimming events until she resolves her personal issues, since the shock might be too big for her.
agree with you. In this case – “fail is in the eye of the beholder”. Some people are uncomfortable with their bodies or with human bodies in general. That only proves some emotional problems and pathologic inhibitions they have…. to put it shortly – how f*** they are.
Fine?
Word.
must be tourists. germans don’t go to neuschwanstein.
Unless they are taking their nice Asian visitors.
this is fake as same with my name..
That’s a nice ass, but I don’t really see fail here.
same here
seen worse ._.
Wouldn’t this be a “WIN” instead of a “FAIL”?
The comments of the stuck up Americans again… If you ever seen people doing or training for triathlons this is quite usual.
Not everybody has such a distorted body image as the in the good ol’ U.S. of A. – I guess would have no problem if he’d carried a gun and an automatic rifle, right?
Just ridiculous what happens at e.g. spring break and then how moral everyone pretends to be back at home. Entire screens are blurred on Jerry Springer at the glimpse of a corner of a breast…
’nuff said
Dude. Chill.
It’s called a different culture. People are always surprised by what other people do in other countries. And though you call Americans stuck up, your post reeks of ethnocentrism.
… and this posting doesn’t? Explain how that works in a global Internet again.
That is a very ignorant stereotype. The fact that someone from Texas has to tell you you’re being ignorant should really give you pause.
Now, go and sin no more.
Alright, we will tolerate your body-negating bigotry from the dark ages. But if you ever come to Germany, you better take your trousers off.
I herewith declare Germany a hot-pants-only state.
Deal?
Don’t be such a stereotyping, rude-generalization-making douche.
STFU.
Eeeeepage. That hurt my eyes just now. I’ve been there too. But it wasn’t that pretty looking. Rain was freaking coming down by the bucketload and it was freezing as hell. My friend got a tear in his poncho and he soaked his butt. It was funny as hell. Anyway, least I wasn’t in danger of seeing THIS in that weather.
wow failblog really has lowered its standards for fails. I wish they would put their titles back how they were.
Yeah, there are more and more “Failblog FAILS” than real fales in this blog. It’s a shame, really.
If you have an issue with the fails posted, you should take a few minutes and vote on upcoming fails. You can influence what is posted.
I know that, but I don’t take the whole thing too serious. So I rather waste my time elsewhere. For example on video games.
Been to that castle… never saw that though. Good pretzels.
There’s one FAIL on this photo: of the person who made the shot.
This are germany finest
Aaaaaahhhhh!!!
Is it laundry day already?
Fahrvergnügen.
fatty……. XD
Those WERE regular bicycle shorts until the 15-mile trip
How did he lose his bike shorts?
Germans are hot. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.
There’s nothing wrong with showing a little skin. If it was a female cyclist, most of you wouldn’t even complain.
In fact, if those rumors about King Ludwig II are true, I think he would like the idea that guys visit his castle dressed like that.
Why is it that when a girl does that it’s hot, but when a guy does it, it’s fail?
/is not gay or bi
Hair.
Guys you better not watch triatlon races ..
Oh. I thought it was an old picture of Billy Jean King.
mhmm those ARE nice cheeks.
Maybe, but he’s no Jack Valenti.
My home is made of adobe.
American are so prude… you looks more and more than an arab amirate…
Maybe, but he’s no Jack Valenti.
My home is made of adobe.
Please delete, replied to wrong posting.
Wow…toned!!
Thunder-thighs win.
pull you f@@kin pants up you homo
Where is the fail? I don’t see any fail here.
Is that people in modern times would visit a medieval castle with modern conveniences like bikes on a concrete road or something?
Seriously… where is the FAIL??? Thumbs down on this one.
i guess he is german. but remember that he is only copying faris al-sultan. in 05 he won the ironman in speedos. it is a nice climb up to neuschwanstein, just a brick workout from the staffelsee up to the castle. and his gf did the bike part together with him.
but still, this looks pretty much fail. EVEN IN GERMANY
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE?????
sheizer films, bikini briefs with sandals(and socks!!)
no wonder they lost 2 wars.
You’ve never been in .de, right? There are bad dressed idiots in every country. Even in yours (Maybe you’re one of them?!).
Humph…I WISH my butt was that firm and cellulite free!!
OMG! I was totally at Neuschwanstein this summer and saw him!! I think I was there in the month of July. My brothers and I saw him riding his bike up the hill, and almost pissed our selves laughing so hard.
Aaah, i was waiting for someone to recognize that place! sadly, i saw no hilarious tourists here.
haha. franky. X)
Saw what? Where’s the Fail?
I like that guys shorts BTW.
nice ass ..
a win
Yeah, don’t quite get the fail here…
I did a double take when I saw this. I was just at that castle this week! Ludwig II sure was crazy about swans.