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Side Effects: Always being hungry, people sniffing your clothes and being chased by dogs.
-The Paper Boy
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Side Effects: Always being hungry, people sniffing your clothes and being chased by dogs.
-The Paper Boy
Glug, glug, glug?
All of the sudden I feel the urge to go buy bacon.
now your clothes come out of the washing machine with that fresh, clean scent of bacon!
Yeah, but do they sizzle in the dryer?
I bet dogs know this is not bacon
As an added bonus, Tide goes great with pancakes!
Quick! Alert Jim Gaffigan! He must know of the holy bacon flavored Tide.
Honestly, bacon would be a big improvement over some of the crap detergent scents…
Bacon: It makes whites whiter, colors brighter.
IT”S BA-A-A-C-O-O-O-O-N!!!!!
WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?!?!
Because I made it myself!
I love you.
gotta love that pork fat in every load!