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Oh look! the girl with pink hair has a Koala doll on her chest
The rare blue koala!
With detachable dorsal fin.
And commplentary slippery pouch.
Did he survive?
wow he must be really hard for doing that……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. man, what a dick, LIFE FAIL haha
I’m so ronery…
I’ve seen an old guy eat more than 10 burning cigarettes the burning end first… and he also ate the filters. This guy is a pussy
how is that a koala, it’s a DOLPHIN are you blind, its not remotly close to a koala
It is either a dolphin or a porpoise, I cannot remember the difference right now, and toy manufacturers are notoriously indifferent to animal accuracy. But it is not on her chest; it’s on her liver. Who is the wheelchair for?
Dude, seriously, we should give reparations to the Japanese, since we Irradiated their civilians, and now they just want to XXXX dolls. Please let us help them…
Dude, they wouldn’t quite after Hiroshima, even after Nagasaki, they were reluctant. Millions more, AND millions of AMERICANS would have died in regular combat. I’m not hating on the Japanese, but you can’t say it wasn’t justified.
1) It’s still not over…the proportion of people getting cancer in Japan has risen since Hiroshima was nuked if I remember right…so how do we know the total amount of people it affected if it hasn’t stopped yet?
2) “Millions more, AND millions of AMERICANS would have died in regular combat.”
- You made a point of putting “AMERICANS” in capital letters like they are worth a lot more. Do you believe Americans are valued higher than everyone else?
3) Since you seem to know, exactly how many people would have died if Hiroshima had NOT been nuked?
I think you have NO RIGHT to state wether it was justified or not, keep it to yourself or as your opinion.
on a side note, no death like that is justified
death forced on one by another is never justified. period.
it was pretty badass tho
No, and you’re a stupid moron if you think it is.
Not as much of a dumbass as jam5ter, though. At least you can be proud of that.
Seriously, Jammy boy, get some historical knowledge. They were on the verge of surrender, if you think millions of people would have died without it then you’re just daft, and setting off a cold war which could destroy the world is a very bad idea.
There’s a very good reason no other country used nuclear weapons (although, contrary to what idiots like you believe, the Americans didn’t invent it). It was because IT’S A STUPID IDEA.
“it was pretty badass tho”
I laughed.
@Facedesk:
“The Americans didn’t invent it”? Although some of physicists on the Manhattan project were from Germany, and the first fission of uranium happened in the same country, The first sustained and controlled chain fission reaction, and the (test) detonation of the first working nuclear bomb happened here. I don’t know where you get the Idea that it happened somewhere else.
yea but america is full of fat lazy people on a power trip because there military is full of retards, and are in a 3 trillion dollar debt, because they spent billions of dollars on invading 3 world countrys. SON
Ah, Rockenruss, why so ignorant?
Um, Facedesk… may I just take the time to say that you are an ignorant fool? I mean, I don’t normally approve of Internet name-calling, but I’m making an exception for you.
You should really brush up on your history before you go trying to lecture people about it. The Japanese were not on the verge of surrender. Not even close. They didn’t even surrender after Hiroshima; it took a second nuke to finally get them to give up. If you do even the slightest research on traditional Japanese culture, you’ll find that surrender is one of the most dishonorable actions a person can commit, and honor is paramount. This is why they DIDN’T surrender until they realized that we could nuke them to death.
Then you say “If you think millions of people would have died without it then you’re just daft.” Ridiculous. For your information, Jam5ter is entirely right. Firebombing a city destroys it and its population quite as thoroughly as nuking it, and firebombing Japanese cities was common practice in WWII. The reason nukes are so intimidating is how quickly and efficiently they destroy cities. The all-out invasion of the Japanese mainland that would have happened if they hadn’t surrendered would have led to much more death than the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
So the bottom line, Facedesk, is that you should really educate yourself on a topic before you presume to lecture others on it. Okay? Good boy.
being crushed by your anatomicaly (animetonicaly?) correct doll while trying to conceive?
epic response Spoon God :3
nice work
You forget the “experiments” and “comfort women” that the japanese did during this time. The Nazis were bad but the Japanese Empire were equally or if not worse.
That has what to do with the people of Hiroshima?
Yeah, “comfort women” were a lot worse than committing genocide against an entire race of people by shoving hundreds of them into tiny rooms at a time and then filling them with poison gas.
Do you even know what the Nazis /did/?
don’t forget about how the Nazis turned the pelts of jews into lamps/carpets. (No, for real) But hey, you know wh0res>skinning people on the horrible deed scale, I s’pose.
@Painter: Nonsense. This was claimed many times based on some “odd” lamps found in some of the KZs, but actually they were made from simple cotton tissue.
The “human skin for furniture” stuff is just another of the thousands of myths and sheer nonsense that is spread about WW2. Really, there are even many “respectable” newspapers who get their facts wrong very often on these matters.
Worse? no.
Equal? no.
It the invastion were to take place, how many more civs would have died? 90% of all able bodied civs WOULD have fought to the death to defend their island. Many, MANY more would have died than compared to the toll of the A-Bombs. Let’s not forget the Japanese GI’s who were still holding out (to the death) on their island outposts. NOT dropping the bombs would have cost more human lives.
Who started the Pacific war anyway?
If we had invaded how many of those dolls would we have killed?
a single win in a sea of fail
It was really a problem just trying to happen they had allied with the germans
A quick question how is two Japanese guys with anime dolls, enjoying a picnic with possibly some promisquous relations with said dolls involved with World War II? Because if they somehow were standards were severely lowered >.>
Spoon God:
No right? You miserable, pompous, ass. Where do you get off telling someone that freedom of speech does not apply to them.
Are you stupid? You are contradicting yourself. It just shows that you are the dumb ass. Freedom of Speech is when you Voice YOUR opinion not a statement. “Where do you get off telling someone…” are you stupid if you say he taking that persons freedom of Speech away your doing the same to him. Don’t say He had no right to talk when he was pointing out flaws in the other person comment.
In Spoon God’s response he say “NO RIGHT to state wether it was justified or not, keep it to yourself or as your opinion.” key word opinion, The person that obviously said it, was acting like every American thought it Was justified and you cannot speak for all who have different opinions.
P.S… your stupid if you think that I’m trying to strip you of your Freedom of speech.
I am going to make the assumption that the English language is not your mother tongue and skip over some things.
“Freedom of Speech is when you Voice YOUR opinion not a statement.”? This collection of letters make no sense. Try again.
Spoon God said, “I think you have NO RIGHT to state wether it was justified or not, keep it to yourself or as your opinion.” THAT my friend is the wrong in his statement. Jam5ter can state whatever he pleases.
I did NOT write that, “…He had no right to talk…”. Ever.
As for your, “,,,was acting like every American thought it Was justified and you cannot speak for all who have different opinions”, I suggest that you reread Jam5ter’s post very carefully. Nowhere does it say anything about that opinions of all, or any, Americans.
Your parting post scriptum is ludicrous beyond belief. You, nor anyone else, will never have the ability to do that to me.
whether, not wether
Coyote: Awesome response. I agree with you 100%
haha: It was a cut and paste quote.
Uraniumman: Thank-you. I got cheesed off a bit.
wow dude you’re totally gay u make assumptions that English is not my mother tongue when i really don’t give a shit bout punctuations or spelling. Its funny how you judge people just cause of how they speak or spell shit. And are you English because you don’t get that Freedom of speech is voicing your opinion. I know you didn’t write “he had no write to talk” i was just pointing out that’s what you were implying. OOOOO amazing you got a bunch of people .
who probably don’t even care about anything. He can say HIS opinion but when he speeks for everyone its not true as there are many different point of veiws. I do have the ability to do that and i wasn’t telling you to shut the hell up even though i wanted to. you CAN’T state anything, because others can state something else that concurs with the other persns statement. ITS YOUR OWN OPINION. And how does he know that many more Americans would of lost their lives. We could of surrendered but that’s not my opinion its one way the war could have ended. and “You, nor anyone else, will never have the ability to do that to me.” is retarded because I can say almost anything that is not a slur or cus and no one else can tell me what to do and nor can i do the same to you.
p.s…. voice=say if you don’t know
@dudemandrake
Your sentence coherency is egregiously pathetic.
Also, you have bad grammar.
Well, you dont actually know what country he is in, so maybe he doesnt have the write to say what he wants
*Claps* Thank you, coyote!
Ah, grammar. The last refuge of the guy who has just been put in his place.
Put in his place? No… he owned the guy that supposedly “put him in his place” loooooong before the mocking of the grammar, sentence coherency, punctuation and spelling errors ever took place. Dudemandrake is a moron.
Of course he has a right to his stupid AMERICAN opinion.
I personally believe war and death in general is very bad, very very bad. But sometimes necessary, which is one of the pathetic and tragic parts of life. To think otherwise is naive. To the person who said to a fellow American of mine that he was speaking about how American life is worth more than anyone elses I say this. All human life is precious, but in a War, I’d save 1 American life if it cost the entire population of my enemys country. That statement also applies to any allies of my country as well. But that’s only during a War. But I always thought that any country would be like that. You know, put their citizens first. But maybe I was wrong.
you are right. Unless their country goes in their and sends waves of people out no matter what the human loss. I would also save anyone who was born in my country or my allies in battle at the cost of my enemy. Also Coyote i’m might be wrong but don’t get mad at me just because of it. Also i was born in America and so were my parents and grandparents and some of my great grand parents so don’t make assumptions. And IF i made you add i’m sorry even though your going to proobably send a mean comment back(assumption(contradicting myself i know)
C’mon guys, I come here to read some funny comments about weirdo creepy men, and get the same old internet arguament. You all lose by default.
I think I agree too. I must say that what is in the past should be left in the past. It wasn’t the US government in charge now who did nuke them anyway.
One can’t “have” grammar like you have a pair of socks. However, you go to the head of the class for trying to make a comment on his/her use of language. YT is filled with pearls of wisdom–such as his sentence, ” Its (sic) funny how you judge people cause of how they speak or spell shit.” Now I think that’s funny. There is an archaic English word, “shite”. Would he hit if me if I used it wrong? Like Babel–people try to post on a serious subject, but get all mired down. Pardon pun.
If one can’t take the time out of their life to take their native language education seriously, and, as a result, spell and write like an elementary school student – it doesn’t help them at all when they try to make claims in arguments that take place at a semi-educated level of thought. Say what you will, but if you can’t form coherent sentences in your native language, then somewhere along the lines you obviously didn’t care. Why should I believe that you care now?
ha, what an ignorant response
Freedom of speech is a nice idea, but it’s amazing how many people abuse it (some without even realizing it).
I think he should be able to state his opinion, and I think he only put Americans in caps because he would have emphasized that word in regular conversation.
he can say whatever the hell he wants. I don’t believe you have any method of stopping him, yes?
The Axis powers committed aggression against millions, caused the deaths of millions and maimed millions more. When such aggression is the source of such terrible harm, and there are atrocities such as in China and the Death March of Bataan, those attacked are unfortunately likely to lose sight of their humanity, too. Are you saying that dropping the bombs to end the war was more evil than the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, or the atrocities suffered by our soldiers and indigenous people all over the Pacific and Asia? I am curious.
By that same logic you have no right to post your opinion about his opinion. Dumbass.
we,(AMERICANS) invented light bulbs, suck it commie.
haha, nice. We did indeed invent the light bulb, and create the first sustainable nuclear fission.
The incadescent lightbulb we all know and love today was a Canadian Invention though. Henry Woodward of Canada sold his lightbulb patent to Edison in 1875.
Spoon God: “You made a point of putting “AMERICANS” in capital letters like they are worth a lot more. Do you believe Americans are valued higher than everyone else?”
Err, usually when you fight an enemy it’s because you believe your life, or the life of your countrymen, are worth more than the lives of your enemies.
Moron.
“I think you have NO RIGHT to state wether it was justified or not, keep it to yourself or as your opinion.”
The word “irony” has never been more appropriate
Durr, I have a question. Are a female? You have terrible logic.
Note to self: Spellcheck.
No one can say if it was justifiable or not. They attacked us with short term weapons, we dropped long term weapons on them. I do believe that either the radiation is gone or practically invisible. What we did could be considered as genocidal. Unless the children we killed planned on attacking us with their tinker-toys.
The United States armed forces during WWII were prepared to attack with a invading force the home islands of Japan. If we had done this the projected casualties would have been so high we would be missing a whole generation of men.
That would cause untold damage to us as a people that we would have never given the people of Japan their country back. Nor would we have given any territory back we took in the war, from the great cost we paid with the blood of our youth for it.
(Look at European war history or any great power losing a generation, ie what Rome did to the Carthaginians after their defeat by sowing the fields with salt and yes putting them in bondage as slaves. The fields to this day can not yield any crops.)
We would be more warlike and I don’t think we would have gotten out of the last century with out a nuclear war or two.
So think when President Truman (remember democrat) said it was the easiest decision of his presidency, it was and yes he had all the facts of what this weapon would do. It saved tens of thousands of American lives (your grandfather(s) most likely) and millions of Japanese lives as well.
They were not going to surrender when and if we sent a invasion force. They stopped because we showed them this fact; one bomber plane, one bomb, one city destroyed.
Then we did it again.
They didn’t know we only had enough materials to make 3 bombs, one to test it in New Mexico, one hydrogen bomb, and one plutonium bomb. Yes Hiroshima was a civilian target (it was a “virgin city” the whole war for best possible effect), but Nagasaki was a military naval port city.
Also after the war we found out that the lead German physicist knew how to build a atomic device the whole time and gave a lecture on it 2 weeks after the surrender to the allies.
We look back thinking our victory was inevitable, in reality we were so close to losing the whole time.
These things stated are not opinions but facts, all listed in the library of congress. I am sorry if this inconvenient truth is in the way of revisionist historical thinking.
“The proportion of people getting cancer in Japan has risen since Hiroshima was nuked if I remember right…” The proportion of people getting cancer in the world has risen since then, mostly due to changing lifestyles and increased pollution.
“Do you believe Americans are valued higher than everyone else?” I’m sorry… were we supposed to value the enemy country’s people more highly than our own?
“Exactly how many people would have died if Hiroshima had NOT been nuked?” Well, it’s impossible to say for certain, as you well know, but the full-scale invasion of Japan that would have happened if the bombs had not been dropped would have resulted in the destruction of *several* cities, the deaths of millions of civilians, and very heavy military casualties on both sides. It’s fairly safe to say that the bombs lessened the number of lives lost.
And as for Jam5ster having *NO RIGHT* to state his opinion… what part of the whole freedom of speech thing did you miss?
Don’t forget buddy, they were brainwashed into killing themselves if they were outnumbered and risked capture, if we had stormed the beach the old fashioned way i wouldn’t be surprised if there would have been mass suicides and parents euthanizing infants and children, this was seen AND recorded throughout the combat in Asia. The Japanese would have NOT given up, if we had dropped the A-bomb on a military target it would be isolated as a minor loss but once they were faced with total annihilation the emperor decided his lies were no longer worth his peoples lives and surrendered immediately. not doing so would have meant more Human loss in general. the Japanese showed no mercy towards our combat medics and contentiously attacked civilian ships in open water. Double standards anyone?
Aren’t your comments on his oppions just that, oppions? for instance you and your condemnation of his #3 and your #1 are switching roles. As you say how its still affecting people as if you know its from that bomb not the overpopulated cities or any other factor. and yes Americans are worth more to Americans, just as Chinese are worth more to the Chinese.Pus in a nation that values the whole and not the individual isn’t that saying that they aren’t worth much as long as there is someone to replace them? while in
America the population only matters for voting,and everything else was origanally and supposibly still is individual centered putting more importance on single Americans the the value of the Single Japanese from a tthird person view. lets not try to be P.C. becaus ethat bull!@#$ is ruining the world as is.
Either way, the joke is on the U.S. because since WWII, Japan has better health and longer lifespan expectancy than the U.S. by a longshot, and their healthcare system was set up by a U.S. physician…
under a i think 104,000 died in Hiro. and 40k killed at Nagasaki so compared to “millions of millions” the side effect of cancer from the bomb is bad..but if the the U.S had invaded Japan then alot more Japanese and Americans would have died…in my viewpoint it was horrible but the Japanese could have surrendered after Hiroshima…just saying
Of course it wasn’t justified. Genocide on that level can never ever in a billion years be justified. It takes a special kind of government backed inhuman psychopathy to claim that the use of tactical nukes i in anyway a something other than a crime against humanity, the earth an everything else in existence. All those who participated in that atrocious act of insanity should be clubbed to death. The terms of surrender issued before the nuke attacks were so formulated that the Japanese would never ever sign off of them.
History education fail on the entire US of A.
And to buster, who fails to realize that without nukes, the cold war might have been much less cold… it would have been world war 3 and 4 most likely. Its a shame we didn’t invade the way you wanted us to; then idiots like yourself may not have been born due to the mass population wiped out before you were conceived. And DONT pretend they wouldn’t have used the A-bomb against us! they flew their own aircraft into ships and buildings just like the terrorists of today. they had no pride, they had no compassion, at least us Americans had to talk it out and give it some thought, they would have wiped us and Europe off the face of the Earth. Might need to speak with some SOLDERS that were there fighting on the islands around Japanese territory, they can set you straight.
And this is why the USA has failed in our public school system, ladies and gentlemen.
@ShepherdPug if you look at the post before this one, theres a pic of a Shark doll labeled as a koala.
The comments should be about the picture in my opinion, not about history
from what i can tell (Caution, High levels of depression for the human race from this answer)
The weelcchair is to wheel the doll around to make her look more human rather than carrying it everywhere
Reminiscent of Lars and the Real Girl? XD
That’s exactly what I was thinking! lol!
a wheelchair… that’ll fool everyone..
Who cares which, there’s no porpoise in knowing which maritime mammal we are discussing.
probably for the manakins so they look crippled
I guess one of the dolls can’t walk on it’s own. XD
Do you think she’s going to get up and walk?
Reading previous fails FAIL
As the King of the most epic fails, you inherit this whole website. It’s entirely dedicated to you now, use it well.
look at the fail before this one it will explain everything
Nope, it’s a Koala: http://failblog.org/2009/11/27/species-identification-fail/
The tag in that fail was on a SHARK, and the plush animal on the doll’s chest is clearly a dolphin. And now for a moment of craziness:
IN YOUR FA-ACE! IN YOUR FA-ACE!
mate you want to come down hear and see what real koalas are like… take yer frinkin arm off at your nuts they will….
if … so I say.. while that may not be a koala on that dollfie from hell doll but i’d say.. maybe a bandicoot …
…with great big pointy teeth
You just lost the game.
Read through some of the previous posts, then you’ll get the joke!
It’s a Koala!
Dude… don`t you get it??? Look at the koala fail…
It’s a koala due to the previous fail
Sorry, the DOLPHIN was on a previous fail.
your an idiot if you didnt see an earlier post on the site… it was a shark with a tag on it saying koala….
You really are dense…. I love people that make such silly comments on a website about fail. You say ‘how is that a koala, it’s a DOLPHIN are you blind, its not remotly close to a koala’??? I guess you havnt looked AT THE NEXT POSt….. the one where the Shark is labelled as a koala, that person made a funny you just totaly missed.
you’re the idiot! i guess you didn’t see the fail of the stuffed shark labled “koala”! It’s a joke you dunce! Wow i just witnessed a fail right in front of me…
EPIC FAIL COMMENT
You’ll hate yourself if you check a few post up!
Yeah, they said it’s a koala because the next FAIL listed is a stuffed shark labeled as a koala…
look at the some of the other post on failblog dude. theres one with a shark/dolphin stuffed toy that is labelled as a koala
Nope, pretty sure it’s a koala. OK actually, the reference to koala comes from the previous failblog post where a dolphin was labeled as a koala.
umm not sure if someone said it…but i’m pretty sure she was being sarcastic about the previous post.
The koala is a reference to another failblog entry.
is not a koala.. omg.. are you people blind ? or you just cant tell direfence between a koala froam a DOLPHIN !!!!
Isn’t that a dolphin?
No, it’s a koala.
I had missed the previous fail… my bad!
Figured as much
In time it comes to you and this will be one of those things that will be commented on every time a shark appears in a fail or in a comment.
i’m a relatively new failpeep… i’ll get the hang of it! I promise!
I even registered just there (had to choose another name though…)
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante, Happy to see you,
bleibe, reste, stay.
We have no troubles here [on Fail Blog]!
Here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful.
*the curtain lifts*
*FBers are playing instruments*
*rachel whispers “beautiful!”*
Can I sing Mein Herr! I love that song.
Of course! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare for “Money makes the world go round”.
*walks off in tux*
*grabs fishnets, corset, heels, and leather jacket*
Dr. Frank N. Garnets?
I’m touched… thanks for the superb welcome!
anybody knows why the hell my profile picture won’t show up? I’m stuck with this stupid generic shape…
P.S. Merci Marius pour l’accueil multiculturel
And the basketweavers and their baskets are beautiful.
♫They’re coming to take us away ha ha♫
…and they’ll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
“Oh look! the girl with pink hair has a Koala doll on her chest”
Comment failed.
yes quite… I mean it’s obviously a bandicoot
these people who can’t tell marsupials apart
thats a shark!
Okay, look at the picture after this one that has a shark stuffed animal with a tag that says Koala…maybe that’s what this person was referring to???? Making fun…?
hahahahha… win comment!!
Just like that Lars movie where he is in love with the mannequin, until she dies of a terrible mannequin disease.
you mean stud’s
lies.
stud’s what?
/sumbuddy stop meh!!
Wankers? Is that the new first?
Wow… this is something else. Japanese blow-up dolls having a picnic. haha
Ya those guys don’t even want to be there… their dolls made them come.
Sadly, that won’t help as they have probably already passed on their flawed genes… Wait! There is NO WAY these two dudes could ever close the deal with a live one! Never mind.
This has to be the saddest thing i have ever seen. I mean there are just somethings you don’t do in public. They should keep the dolls in the closet. I mean that’s where i keep my blowup dolls, oops I meant clothes
I’ve got one of those..
respect and honour to the wankers!!!
you ment studs
You meant mint.
Which part is the fail? the fact they decided to go double-dating?
hellooooo double dating with dolls….DA DAAAA!
Sarcasm over the head?
Who said I was kidding?
Sarcasm recognition fail.
umm…. DA DAAA…..
You suck at understanding sarcasm…da daaaa
May I interject that they probably aren’t dolls, but rather people wearing costumes. I’ve seen it before.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stares warily at page*
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
/runs
Ick! And double Ick!
But you know what they say, different stro….. Umm, this comment may not be appropriate….sorry.
yeah, my first thought was that they were with kirigumi players, too. The wheelchair in the background seems a bit suspicious, though…
idk, the one lying down looks awfully stiff, like a mannequin.
maybe she’s dead and they’re necrophiles ?
Excuse me, but I believe the correct term is, “Da Da Daaa!”
That is if you are referencing George Lopez.
I saw this show in Britain where guys had actual relationships with Love Dolls. They took really good care of them and treated them like partners. It was really sad and in the end I felt kind of depressed. There was no LOL or Fail or snurt. Just …sad.
Sounds like that class where high school kids were given an egg to take care of. They had to arrange for baby sitters, etc. And they had to bring it to school everyday. When they would breaks the students went to pieces as well.
The power of allegory.
I think I saw a similar show. This American guy had 5 or 6 of them. His “family”. It showed him cleaning them “after use” with a toilet brush. Swear. I’m still gagging.
Well, they’re in public – I don’t want to see where this date is headed… I don’t even want to think about it…. ugh… fail.
You could have kept that bit of mental wandering to yourself, but nooo. You had to stick that image in my mind.
Great now I have it stuck in my mind too! And I just had it painted with super glue for some crazy reason….
Asian people… What will they do next?
^Ironic considering Dr. No is portrayed as half – Chinese by Ian Fleming in Dr No, and in the film as well.
I had hoped that you’d stay away today.
Me too.
It’s cool. I’m a bit peeved by the title, but that’s it. Plus, I have no idea what’s going on in the fail.
It’s a Central Park theater production of Guys and Dolls.
It’s art theater in at Washington Square Park.
*noms “in”*
Dinner theater?
The blogmonster nommed my post.
Hmph.
*squeeze!*
Did the same to me. It hungers!
Like the rest of us, it loves your posts.
*Squeeze!*
Awww. Sweet talker.
*squeezy*
hilarious.
That he is.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little frigged up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to friggin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
*Squeeze!*
Maybe you taste funny?
Lemme see.
*lick*
Yummy! Nope.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I know when I’m licked.
I’m thinking two things now:
YES, because I know it’s a quote.
NO, because I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE QUOTE IS FROM.
well last week when zapping on the TV, i saw a documentary of american’s doing the same thing but the dolls much more realistics. Maybe this is worst than flu
Which makes the title unnecessary.
ummmmmm creating a real live dick tentacle monster bent on raping every one from teen boys to women?
Rap? I hate rap music, especially when teen boys and women do it!
Hate when women and teen boys do it? Well, I for one think women and teens can be very creative with their wrapping.
-.- I meant that in the rape sense
rape, n., a plant of the cabbage family
rape, n., an ancient division of Sussex
rape, n., stalks and skins of grapes left after making wine and used for vinegar
Sorry, but I don’t get it.
The cabbage-family plant produces seeds which contain a lot of oil. This oil was originally marketed for culinary purposes as rapeseed oil. For some strange reason it didn’t sell very well. They then changed the name to canola oil and sales improved substantially.
cracked.com FTW
My God, now we have people poking fun at posts because they’re correctly spelled?
Please, someone find a way to reverse the LOLcatization of FAILblog before it’s too late. (;_;)
ruin us and laugh like maniacs.
:/
do we have it coming? possibly.
Eeep, I hope BFF doesn’t see this one.
Oops, I typed too soon.
Premature dash off?
They have pills for that.
Make sure you see your doctor if your m-dash lasts for more than four hours.
The doctor will want you to justify your actions.
My doctor is a perverse hack. He’s always following colons with a pointer.
Some writers commit gratuitous ejaculation!!! They need help!!!
And you, sir, suffer from premature articulation.
Hilarious and sad on waaaaayyy to many levels for me to count.
I stopped counting at 8…
Yet it is sad on the same number of levels.
87 levels
mating with inanimate inamoratasThey staged a bloodless coo?
Speak comfort to me, Fuzz.
over 9000 levels
Bondfan’s inference reveals his short sightedness. *puts Bondfan in time-out*
No-one put’s me in time-out. Except for DW, AA or Avis.
*pulls out Walther PPK and fires several shots*
Very good shot. I’m sure the others would be proud.
Hmmm that reminds me of that song by Filter “Hey man nice shot.” My ex used to think it was Nice Shirt and he would sing it every time he got dressed to go out. I am too evil to correct him even now when he says things wrong. It makes life much more fun that way.
life should be fun.
Gee, thanks. Now I have to find something to do with this mindless troll. Like I needed more of those.
Be thankful. Some zombies have no trolls at all.
Lucky them.
But all the good brains here are failpeeps and there’s that pesky rule. I can’t eat them either
Well, you could just settle for Brians… I hear those are just as good.
wtf.. why cover their faces? they are going public with this anyway.
Those damn dolls are predators. They have to protect the innocent.
It makes a change from blurring their genitalia out.
Where are the chocobos?
Racing. This is on the grassy hill nearby.
Do you think they shag them as well???
I really, really did not need that image in my head. :s
I could draw a picture for you if you would like. I am quite artistic, or so I have been told.
Only if they try to escape.
wooo boy…. time to break out the 4chan rules…… dear christ…..
There would be no resistance so, yeah, probably.
But resistance only makes…
I fear they do.
OMFG, they’ve gone too far.
Maybe if we hire our weirdos to work in the auto industry (and have creepy picnics in the park), American automakers could design and build a car that would compete.
Awww, that is so sweet. Those guys taking their wheelchair-bound and grossly deformed girlfriends out for a picnic. That’s true love.
See, now I’m wondering if they’re actually dolls, or girls (maybe even boys) participating in the “kigurumi” fad of wearing plastic heads of anime characters. It’s slowly making its way stateside from what I’ve heard, but it seems to also creep out all the other costumers at anime conventions, so an invasion isn’t likely.
You know something’s scary when it creeps out overweight fat bearded guys in serafukus.
That is Sailor Bubba, and he RAWKs! He is very well known in Anime con circles and is an overall good bloke.
I don’t doubt it; I know more than a few guys who are similarly uninhibited. And I’ve hammed it up with a few of them, even mock-proposing to one.
But I still say that it’s extremely telling that cosplayers who wouldn’t be bothered by (or would laugh for) suchlike think that kigurumi is really creepy.
oh dear christ wearing fake, expressionless faces… Michael Myers anyone? I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC!!! ………. william shatner is out to get me
The real fail here is that that lawn hasn’t been watered in months.
poor people…
The wheelchair in the back. Bizarre fail!
Why is wheelchair “bizarre?”
No, I am not in a wheelchair, kneejerk cynics.
/rented and sold plenty of them, though, to NON BIZARRE people with romantic potential.
//I feel a rant coming on
///runs away holding hoof over mouth
It’s bizarre because it’s for the *doll*.
Yeah, and we all know those damn dolls can walk on their own. They should just stop being so lazy.
Oh, it’s not a wheelchair… Sorry. The “fail” is me.
Forget the chair, where did they get the Koala?
*Does not consider Duroc a fail*
It’s more kille whal type koala walaby (sp?) or some other pouched marsupial… is pouched mrsupial redundant?
can someoe get the gravy out of this keyboard!?
Slurp!
Mmmmmm. . . sacrillicious. . .
Sugar gliders?
Yes. A marsupial is, by definition, a pouched mammal.
By your definition, all men that are uncircumcised are marsupials.
Let’s see… males = vestigial branch on the evolutionary tree that deals with reproduction in an anachronistically-primitive way? Yeah, sounds about right.
well while marsupial means pouched it doesn’t mean all marsupials have pouches
In almost all species the males don’t have pouches (males in a few possums have pouches)
also there are a few marsupials that don’t have fucntional pouches at all … like Numbats where the babies just latch on to a teat and hang on for dear life
It is a wheelchair. See the brakes on the handles? That kind has small wheels.
Give the kid a brake. It’s cold out.
they often call that kind of a chair a mobility chair instead of a wheelchair, simply as a way to distinguish between the kind the person sitting in can move on their own with the big wheels and the smaller wheeled kind that has to be pushed from behind.
T-t-three posts from Duroc?!
Four! ↓
*faints*
*wafts punkin pie*
*perk!*
“..dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”
“If I’m wrong we go to jail! We’ll enjoy it!”
According to one woman I talked to, who had lived in Japan, these “virtual girlfriends” are unfortunately rather common. The guys have no time/idea how to relate to a real girl. No wonder the girls start fantasizing about samurai.
And fantasizing about samurai today is realistic?
Hey, these guys are just nerds who unfortunately cannot please a woman. All countries have one, except ours are a bit more…eccentric, shall we say. Weird, nonetheless, but necessary for them.
I don’t think yours are any worse than any where else BFF. They just have better press.
It’s interesting when a person takes it to this point. Social growth is minimal at best. Have you seen the movie “Lars and the Real Girl”?
yea but if i recall correctly, didn’t he have an actual underlying mental condition?
Yeah, but if I recall correctly, we all have an underlying mental condition.
Looks like I left my underlying mental condition in my other pants…I’ll just use my obvious one okay?
I don’t wear pants so I keep putting mine down and forgetting where I left it.
Hate when that happens. Love that the doll wears penny loafers wht coin do they stick in there in Japan?
Not sure, I have never been to Japan so I have never had anything stuck in me or in my shoes in Japan. Although, I will admit I am open to adventure.
An adventure holiday in the park
Must… resist… tying posts together… into joke… about keeping it in your pants…
*turns purple from strain*
When I lived in Okinawa, I used to mock the 1 yen piece as a flimsy, aluminum, wannabe coin. Of course, now it’s worth more than a penny. I was so wrong! *weeps spasmodically*
Ok, maybe that’s a bit of an over-reaction. Maybe just my underlying mental condition?
Mental conditions for EVERYBODY!!!! its a chris-god-damn-mas miracle
Yeah…the infamous “yenny”
wait wait wait, they have no clue how to relate to a girl? isnt that like all of us guys… or are my pickup lines really THAT bad?
It’s a trade-off, see? They can’t cook or clean, but you can dry-hump them, and they don’t talk back.
I hope Lou doesn’t see this fail.
With a title like that, it’s gonna be hard for anyone not to notice. especially if they just want to pop in to say “hi”.
*sneaks up behind Mookie and pounces*
SNEAKYSQUEEZE!!!
*squeezes Mookie*
How was your Thanksgiving?
Hi BF! No Thanksgiving for me, I’m in Madrid. They’re not thankful here, it appears. Buncha ingrates.
*squeezies*
How have you been?
Ah, Spain, eh? I guess you’re enjoying the food and the sun! It’s been pouring here! I’ve been great, thanks. How have you been?
Poor Akira Kurosawa. His bones might be cursing on his grave…
If think this is a failure, you really should check out the Japanese guy that married a… DS game character.
I shit you not
See what the internet does to you.
I see.
What’s this internet you talk of? I must investigate this internet thing.
MY MIND IT IS MELTING!!!11! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Well, you thought wrong
And I thought nobody here knew about that.
damn i gotta try that, but for less of a “love” reason and more of a “cheating on my taxes” reason
OMFG!!! are you kidding me? even if it was just a publicity stunt, it seems crazy.
Crazy indeed, who knows who that girl has been two-timing him with. On the internet even.
Welcome back.
It’s life imitating art.
Reference “Idoru” by William Gibson.
Thank you for posting this… I found it quite interesting.
She’ll think she’s happy until he decides one day to upgrade. “I’m sorry honey, you just don’t run on the new system.”
at least they squawk less than the real version. i say WIN
*looks for the logbook under the couch*
That is frickin’ Awesome. Well, at least the life-sized dolls are.
Real people are so overrated.
no… NO!
BAD JAP! BAD!
*guns down 2rd with machine-gun*
*burns the bastard to a crisp with flamethrower*
*hops into tank and runs over the bigot*
*scoops up the remains and puts in jar for ZA to do whatever he likes*
No-one messes with my country.
*high five* justice served. *squueze* long time no see how’ve you been?
*high fives and squeezes back* Indeed, my artistic chum. I’ve been very well, thank you. My exams are coming up soon, but I should be fine, if I revise enough. How have you been?
I’ve been well, just celebrated Thanksgiving with the (hopefully) future in-laws. trying to save money for Christmas, but wish me luck in that. I wish you good luck on your exams, you sure do seem to have enough of those. LOL
*sniffs at jar*
*wrinkles nose*
*decides to pour jar contents around the blog as a warning to others*
*hopes the foul odors don’t chase away the regulars*
*holds nose and looks around*
No, the regulars are still here. I’ll hold nose plugs for those who want them.
I probably can bear it since I’m dead and my corpse’s scent.
NT
2rd is not a bigot. Fail.
Yes he is.
No mather how you look at it… THAT IS CREEPY
Were a Cotton Mather to look at it, there'd likely be a creepy trial, the likes of witch....What possessed you to say that?
Tell me More.
I hope all the failpeeps have had a good week. Our house guests left a while ago. It doesn’t look like I missed much in the way of fails though.
Yah, me too neither.
I missed the failpeeps, tho!
Yes indeedy, I did too!
*Squeezes*
YOU WON!!!!
You know it!
One day there will be a breed of Ry dogs and it will take best in show. *hopes against all hopes with fingers crossed and most innocent look on face*
They’ll have my vote.
When they do make Ry dogs, we know they will be easy to breed.
And there is no question what position they will prefer.
*Snickers*
Let me guess… missionnary?
You must not know me well.
…or at all.
*innocent look*
I said that ESPECIALLY because of the dog reference…
*sneakysqueeze*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that is freakin funny, i bet the dates don’t complain about anything, like bugs in the food, too little fore-play =)))
why the hell is there a wheelchair?
You expect them to carry their dates back to their place?
They have no shame at all. To wear a plaid skirt with pink hair? It’s disgraceful I tell you!
hi everybody!!! Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrated yesterday! I’ve been missing you all lately. they’ve really started cracking down on internet usage in my office. I was able to pop in as I am covering for the receptionist currently.
… and a happy turkey day to you as well. Hope you followed the advice of our foul feathered friends and GOBBLE GOBBLE’d.
Hello and Happy Post-Thanksgiving to you too.
*bunnysqueezes* Happy Holidays to everyone. Off to work now. I wouldn’t mind having a samuri (^ from up there) to keep me company. I’d get a lot less flack from certain elements that way. Have a good weekend!
this still harmless the could doing them in the public
It could be worse. At least they are spending quality time with their “girlfriends”. Last year a 60 year old man was charged for dumping his sex doll in a ditch after wrapping it in a sleeping bag. The cops thought it was a real body, then after realizing what it was charged him with littering or something like that.
*Clickie for source*
the one with the pink hair is kind of cool… tho id be more likely to have it as a statue in my house than to take it for picnics like a real girl.
the worst part is that the pink haired one is a character from an anime made for kids and 12 year old girls, and the character is only in 5th grade.
shop a pedobear in
well….. im off…. to sob silently in a corner, lamenting the current state of humanity
So I guess that means they don’t use tentacles?
The upside of this is that there is no need for rohypnol.
GHB?
But you know these dudes are on major meds.
hee ...Um, they have a parade for the penis every year. Why is this so shocking?
So do I. Some have black Friday for shopping. I have penis parades to determine my next victi err boyfriend.
LOL That sounds like a good idea actually. Might have to look into that.
Try before you buy, I say.
So where is the next parade going to be?
*notsoinnocentgrin*
In my bedroom if I am lucky!
*Starts looking for directions on mapquest*
(queues CD Right Said FRED)
I’m too $exy for my hat…
why don’t japanese anime or manga characters never look japanese?
Because void is hard to draw.
like how they were considerate and tooktheir shoes off or are those men’s shoes?
Failblog fails – Google Dejeuner sur l’herbe.
I am sick of people telling me what to do. If you want to see it so bad, go google it yourself!
Allow me.
ht tp://lmgtfy.com/?q=Dejeuner+sur+l%E2%80%99herbe
I’ve tried googling myself my plan for complete anonymity is now complete! And googling “it” came up with vague Steven King references and some interesting suggestions
Holy crap, It’s the sequel to the movie “Lars And The Real Girl”!! Double Date!!! lol
I hope this whole scene won’t end like a “Gunslinger Girl” -episode…. with at least two dead men mentioned in the plot. *grins with dark humour*
hey … doesn’t the girl with the cap hide a FN P90?? It’s Henrietta!! RUN 4 YOUR LIVES!! *lmao*
girl with cap: wanna see mah SIG??
They’re all retarded, what did you expected? Just check this crap.
Wow, no wonder they have a declining birth rate. Some really basic sex education might do wonders there: “Dude, you’re supposed to date girls.”
Nani? Kore chigau desu.
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Chigaimasu yo.
Hm, at least “She’s got the look – nananana nananana nananana”
Those dolls are hotter than real girls.
Really? I mean seriously? Please tell me this is sarcasm.
…………………………………………………………….that’s low.
I hope she doesn’t have cold feet.
/Pun
Or stiff upper-lip.
Japanese ppl love dolls
*glares at nunomc*
What was that?
You know what kind of comments will slip through for fails with the above titles.
*replies*
Hey, at least they take them out on dates.
And it’s possible that this is a “yarase”. A tv station would pay people to do a stunt like this to make news.
wow EPIC FAIL!
“Lars and the Real Girl” goes Japanese.
Say what you will but them girls don’t talk back don’t complain 24/7. They are cheap dates thoes guys can come and go as they please.
And they clean up ealsy after a good fondeling.
uh, yah! WAY TOO STUPID FOR A COMMENT!
P.S. THAT IS A DOLPHIN NOT A KOALA! OMG PEOPLE!
If it’s too stupid for comment, then why are you commenting??
just cuz. I couldn’t of anything other than:
1. Sad
2. Kinda funny
3. Lars and the real girl
shhh. Somewhere in the world people are trying to sleep.
By the by, did you notice what the previous fail was? Thought not.
I saw the shark “koala” after that. :p
And I just saw that you saw it at 4:10 yesterday. So that means that I am way slower than you.
The references do tend to pile up around here, don’t they.
Ohhh! i get the koala thing now! lol! im soooooooooooo slow.
*gives the
sharkkoala animal to jo*haha, sooooooooo funny
I’m too tired to read all of the posts above to find the eventual answer, but does one wheelchair on the photo means that one of the girls had come by herself?
No, you rub them together and they orgasm at the same time.
Still working that lesbian angle I see.
So, you and your friend each buy a doll and they end up hooking up with each other? I can’t believe it gets much worse than that.
You’d think so, but I can imagine worse situations. Actually, getting that much rejection from an inanimate object might be the bottom these guys need to start the process of ending their lives of mannesexuality.
The upside of having a doll is they can’t turn you down. The downside is, if some how they do turn you down, you can’t say it’s because they are lesbian.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Huh huh…working…huh huh…lesbian…huh huh…angle…
I wonder what people thought when the guy had a blowup doll in a wheelchair. However how did the other girl get there? Piggyback? And why aren’t the faces of the two women blurred? I think they need to protect their dignity more than those two guys.
You think too much. Go somewhere intelligent. *shoos Steve away*
Wow, quite the picnic wouldn’t you say? Especially if the dolls are as lesbian as people think. I think that the guys should have definitely blurred their faces LOL
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Sadly, most dolls are not as lesbian as we think – we guys just have vivid ¡maginations.
Check out the new technology repair hub? This sounds like a boring line from one of the post-1983 Star Wars movies.
its almost as embarrassing as the guy who married his ds
daughter’s skank?
snap!
ok…so we got a guy in Japan who married his video game, and these 2 who are on dates with anime dolls, but yet, we cant even allow gay people to get married because its “unnatural” according to close minded people. but i guess its ok to get married and date an inanimate object!
How do you know these two are guys… or that they are “dating” the dolls?
Guys or not, I think this is a “date”.
I recently read about a Japanese subculture called “otaku”, wherein a person’s significant other is actually a doll, figurine, printed pillow, or other representation of a favorite anime character. They take these dolls (or whatever) on dates, buy them gifts and generally treat them as if they were a real girlfriend or boyfriend.
It’s an interesting phenomenon, anyway.
actually “otaku” is an anime fan, otaku has nothing to actually do with dating an inanimate animated object. It just so happens that some otakus take things a bit too far.
Like how pet birds will descide that a bell or ladder in their cage is their girlfriend… bringing it seed, cuddling with it and chirping at it.
You also completely fail at telling two separate countries apart.
As they say, there’s someone for everyone.
Pipol, pipol hu nid pipol r di lonlist pipol n di wurl.
Well said.
That’s what my ex-husbands mom sounded like when she sang that song. I can never sing it right again.
You often mention your ex.
Or is it because you have so many of them?
I just have a lot of funny stories/memories from him. We are still very good friends so he still gives me lots of anecdotal material. People called us Ricky and Lucy
I should be shot for knowing this buuuuuuttt. Those dolls are by a company called “papermoon” they make human sized dolls of popular japanese anime characters. They are not animatronic or anything but they are seriously creepy. They are more popular with men than with women and cost around $10000 usd and up!
oh and they are also heavy hence the creepy wheelchair in the back XD as I can see not wanting to carry one. They are made of vinyl with a steel skeleton.
Here in the US, you can get a real looking doll call Real Doll and you can pay extra to have it look like someone. I am still waiting for my Andy D!ck version. I paid extra!
Haha yeah i’ve seen those! They are creepy as hell! Especially the male ones .-. wish real men were….porportioned like that.
Honey, you are dating the wrong men…’namean?
Women buy blow-ups because they are… “proportioned like that”?? Are those parts supported with a steel skeleton? Battery powered, perhaps?
Wow. Maybe these two are the brothers of the videogame marrying guy…
So ronery
so waisis.
/so very, very sorry
gosh are they for real?
No, silly. They are blow-up dolls.
.
..
…
*scream*
I’d be amazed if they married those dolls, look at the world today…guys can marry dolls/videogames, yet most guy couples/women couples cannot marry.
I’d laugh if those guys were gay bashers =P
dont think it beats the guy who married a video game character lol
married to a plastic video character…
FAIL
Well they must have a hard time finding a real girlfriend with such blurry faces.
Even the beauties need their beasts.
I do not think that this should be a fail. I am just guessing tat it could be for some treatment or something
The two young gentlemen are about to get their feet rubbed by their blow-up dates.
This isn’t quite a fail moment … yet.
Only when they start to attempt real acts of hentai.
Trust me. The fail started when they first purchased these.
I was being facetious. I concur with your point.
I’m pretty sure the pink-haired one is the main character of an anime/manga series Shugo Chara (My Guardian Character).
………
She’s in elementary school.
Seppuku is the only thing that can erase this.
The deluxe model has a wakizashi stored inside it for convenience.
An add on to the steel skeleton?
Here we go again, something the Japanese would openly do. It only gives ammunition to spread the hate. Like Chinese people eating dogs.
Thank-you. You just made me bruise my forehead again.
Lars and the Real girl, Japanese style
Sick Story Time Now.
OK, years ago back in the midwest was working in this crappy little three room hell factory. We’re all having our quiet “We’re All In Hell” lunch together. This one happy-go-lucky doofus guy tells that joke about the handicapped girl.
OK, I digress. Here’s the joke in a nutshell. Handicapped girl goes on date and begs to have sex. Asks to hang from tree/swing/whatever to do it. Guy feels bad doing this to her but agrees. Later he takes her home. Dad is all nice about her getting home late, cause all the guys before left her hanging.
Ok, this is funny because, I assumed, one expects the girl to not do something like that all the time. Laugh comes from relief: handicapped girl is just like us: she likes randy stuff too.
One lady at the table did not see it this way. Her face turned to stone. She said, you think handicapped is funny?
Happy guy freezes and wants to die.
For some weird reason, I just sat there and STARED at that lady. Don’t know why. I just wanted to hit her. Very weird, especially because I have always been very sensitive about handicap disabilities, for many different reasons. She never met my eyes.
Later I found out she had a daughter who was PROFOUNDLY handicapped because she had abused drugs while pregnant with her.
/moral of story? None. Just wanted to share that.
//runs
*doesn’t know what to say*
see below.
Woohoo! Poll time!!
OK, Everybody:
Why are lesbians hot to guys, but you don’t often hear women saying gay guys are hot?
Anybody?
Sorry. I tried to reply three times. I give up.
WP needs a hoofing, or I fail?
Hoofing it is!
My high school girlfriend thought gay guys were hot. She had a crush on Trowa and Quatre from Gundam Wing, of all things.
Ever heard of Yaoi? Wiki it.
Sorry, but I know lots of women who think gay guys are hot.
I find 2 guys making out way hot…am I normal??
I has the answer: because its easy to draw hot girls, but as of yet, I have yet to see some form of “attractive guy” (to be made clear, I only look for those for halloween costumes to dress up as during halloween dances) that doesn’t make me want to squirm in my seat. For example, take a look at this prime example of creeping-out courtesy of fan fiction: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Yukipon_SxH1.jpg
If that isn’t really creepy, I don’t know what is.
Cuz butt-sects is gross.
Well at least they picked the right gender, that has to be worth SOMETHING…
Perhaps the dolls are in drag.
Coyote,
I just clicked on your blue name.
You are so full of the win and awesome that I am left speechless.
I will, over time, be sending this link to many people, and I thank you for the opportunity to do that.
*squeezeoftheuniverse*
I will be contributing, too.
I finished filling out my form.
Japigs!
Wat. >:(
The little dolls or plushy toys lined up on one of the guy’s life-size doll is what cracks me up even more. Is this a double-date? LOL! Those guys are seriously screwed up there.
Omg this fail made me sick….I mean look at them,how sad…They carry plush koala’s.Sigh.And oh oh look! They even stole a wheelchair…Ahhh just like in America.
um, wutt?
wouldn’t the caption “had more shame than this” imply there’s not enough wrong with this picture. Did you mean pride?
guize…. they aren’t dolls.
some chicks in japan dress like that to look more like anime characters.
No kidding, they have masks and shit like that
…That makes it worse.
otaku’s are everywhere
Even under your desk,and on your chair.
Compared to those otakus i’m a completely sane person.
And i’m one of them though I only go as far as just buying any anime I look at, manga, and also collect any anime style video game. But that’s just the normal stuff but what these guys are doing that’s hardcore otaku. But on the bright side at least those girls are kind of hot.
This will now have me singing Inflatable You by Tim Minchin all day… if you’ve not heard it, look it up on Youtube. Hilarious!
this is the last step in human evolution. they have given up the human will to procreate. not that thats really an ISSUE, but all the same.
BUT i can respect that, better to just BUY an already pre-objectified girlfriend than, y’know, have to interact with another human. i can understand that. but not..really…at any rate, i lend you my shame hat, japan.
Strictly speaking, from the standpoint of willingness to procreate? There’s nothing more wrong with them than there is with a woman on birth control.
And I can respect them a lot more than I can the men who view women as masturbation pouches with legs that have annoying tendencies to talk and want to cuddle. But then again, that doesn’t say much – I also respect hamsters a lot more than those guys.
Did anybody mention they are having a petition in Japan to officially allow a marriage to a comic character? No kidding, people.
It’s soooo true!
Maybe they’ll legalise making babies with comic characters
LOL!
Let’s see how well the petition does. In the TV report I saw, they were just starting it. They also showed guys with comic-girl costumes on “so that I feel she is with me all the time”, and a bus stop with like five guys playing comic games on their NDSs. Lots of comic merchandise being sold on the streets and in the shops, also some “adult toys” if you know what I mean. Man, Japanese people can be really crazy.
(Probably you can find a similar TV report on YouTube – the one I saw was on German TV.)
*steps up on soap box*
Ahem. ALL nationalities can be really crazy at times. Do not insult one particular group just because you don’t understand a certain eccentricity on their part. Why just this very minute I am dealing with a bat sh!t crazy stalker that won’t leave my son alone and has threatened my dog and she is downhome American, born and raised. At least these dolls do not stalk, threaten, harass or terrorize.
*steps off soapbox*
Coyote,thanks for that link..I can use it,am off chemo for now,2 months,but I need to talk to someone about the mental issues..Thanks again. (been a lurker til now)
Dear above failures all the way up to the original,
I don’t see how the original post counts as fail, unless somebody is into arbitrarily defining fail and laughing at random people after sticking the arbitrary label. Sorry for not playing by your fail rules, by the way, and for ruining your fail fantasy of everybody failing except your own sorry asses. I don’t find that sort of thing fun. My Real Doll–which most of you probably can’t afford any time soon–on the other hand is sheer fun.
Greetings fly to my Japanese brethren wherever they may be. Polish your dolls and treat them well.
Yours,
Trollsky
P.S. s/Chemo/Emo/, give ‘em chemo patients lots of money so that they can be happy, if happiness is what you want to give them. Otherwise, you may continue feeding your silly need to do good and imagine you are helping others.
You’re disturbing.
Disturbing what? The vac betwixt the ears?
Ha ha! Thanks for being the cherry on the top of the poop pile that is this featured fail, Trollsky!
And a Desiderada to you, too!
And here I was thinking slash fiction was the most disturbing act of fandom…
Glad my gf speaks Japanese and explained wtf this was. Thankfully, they aren’t blowup dolls but the real answer isn’t much better.
Here’s the deal. It’s a kinda thing called “Kigirumi”. Basically, the idea is that people put on outfits and the like to represent particular anime character. To get closer to this, they’ll typically wear a flesh colored leotard and gloves to give them the cel-shaded kinda coloring typically seen in anime. After that, dress as the character is drawn and plunk on a head that is usually custom made (kinda like a team mascot head) and voila! Kigirumi.
Sooo basically these guys are trying to date anime characters and the 2 in the suits are depicting the characters. The wheelchair is likely character specific.
You can thank google for this -> http://annskigurumistudio.awardspace.com/KigurumiFAQ.htm
It really is the latest in blow up dolls. dannychoo.com
That’s really sad o_O
kindly please read the following article about an idiot Jap marrying a video game girlfriend.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/96341-Japanese-Man-Marries-Videogame-Girlfriend
Aaah, every otakus dream, to be shown on the Internet with his girlfriend.
I have to that is the craziest thing Ive ever seen
I don’t think this is a fail, I mean, this could be even a Anime Camping
Which is in itself, a fail.
I’m canceling my trip to japan as we speak…
May I have your ticket then?
You have to consider that because of guys like them. There must be a ton of lonely Japanese girls in that country. I would like to volunteer my time ^_^
Is that wheel chair in the back ground because one of the dolls cant walk?
Should I leave this here?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/05/22/japan-life-like-customized-sex-dolls-6500-adult/
This is so messed up
When Lazytown fanbois take their Stephanie obsession to new levels. Film at 11.
Tbh we all know after this picture has been revealed to the internets these guys aren’t gonna get any girl irl, amirite?
This is damn sad.
Well maybe we’re thinking about it too inappropriately.
It could be CPR/rescue Traning.
E.g.
The wheelchair
Dolls are usually used instead of real people for training
Tell look like they are comforting the “people” by talking to them, and putting them in a comfortable position.
Just stating some things to make humankind look less creepy
Sorry, but those ain’t Resusci Annes there.
Appreciate the wishful thinking though.
it’s creepy!
It’s Japan it’s completely normal.
It’s still relatively tame compared to many others I have seen…
In Japan, doll plays with YOU!! XD
LMAAAAAAO SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
This is one of the saddest pictures I have ever seen!
HAHA! Pink haired one looks like Amu from Shugo Chara
Trying to translate the title into Japanese…
こんな物を公衆の面前に晒して恥ずかしく無いと言うことは，きっと日本人はもっともっと凄い物を隠し持っているに違いない！！
And re-translate the Japanese title into english…
Because these men don’t seem to be shamed, they and other Japanese men have something more to be shamed!!
That men call those dolls “my wife”. Dolls don’t waste your money for clothes, jeweries, etc. They don’t dispute to you. They don’t ridicule the size of your penis. They don’t have time of menstruation. They like you always. They don’t take your house or something at the time of divorce. They don’t…
The people of Japan: proud, strict, noble and intelligent. But so very, very socially awkward.
This is one of those uncomfortable moments where Theinternetisterrible infiltrates Failblog…
Oh wow.
Are those XXX dolls or are they just……..yeah there XXX dolls.OMFG!
After clicking through about 2 pages from a link in these comments I found you can buy a “Child-size doll with hole” and lotion. Suddenly it doesn’t seem so funny.
yea, thats just not cool
The creator should have what people do to his dolls done up his sorry little arse… repeatedly.
did he died?
Anyone who argues over Japan and the past has way too much time on his/her hands, and needs to go back to college.
Doll photography is growing in popularity… best case scenario, they’re posing their photography subjects for pictures ;(
Well, it seems they got caught in a Bad moment. It could have been Europeens or North-Americans, but in this case, they’re were Asians; we tend to say they’re Japanese because the dolls were made in Japan, but they could be Taiwaness living in New-York who imported from Japan.
Nice way to practice the girl-friendship before really meeting one
Of course, the dolls will have their lovers learn from their mistakes if their lovers choose to weird things to them
Japanese people used to look traditional up until the modern era. Some still do, but I don’t know why most others would look unusually modern these days :S
Pic makes me sad. Is that wheelchair for one of the guys or for one of the dolls?
Also how the pink-haired one has gifts presented to it is pretty sad. :’-(
/me hopes that this fulfills those people in some way, ‘coz if I were one of them I’d be hella depressed.
I guess they have to double-up in that wheel chair.
mmm thinking bout all this doll on doll action is getting me hot and bothered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I
Oh there is a whole documentary about “real dolls” that came out a few years ago, you can watch here. It is shocking and makes that picture seem almost normal
stupid japs with your dirty dirty dolls i fu#k3d the doll before i sold it to you, your mom is pretty good in bed so is your sister, haha
I bet they were Dared to do that, or lost a bet, either way LOL
They seem to speak to the dolls and I reckon they’re having a good time together. Why are you so disappointed about it? Can’t you see they’re in love?!?
Well, there is the fetish where real people are in those things and people have sex.
Where can I see that?
Kevin and Jason take GAIA girls on picnic
Is that Obama!?
LOL.
despo ppl fail.
atleast those girls wont say ‘no’
So they like cosplaying, let them be.
Ummm….Is that Barrack Obama :O
This is really sad.
Really, guys, it’s not nice to make fun of the otakus. (well maybe the hentai and yuri watching, action figure buying perv types)
Is that Barak Obama with the brunette doll? He was just in Japan wasn’t he?
LMAO!! He does look like Obama!!! lol.
The sad thing is, somewhere there’s porn of it…
It’s like the Lords of Acid song Rubber Doll
They’re sick people ….
actually, I think those are handicapped people on an outing or something.
irl hentai :s
Creepy..
Is that Barack Obama with his back towards the camera?
Well, some people do hate 3d girls. They will rather go for 2d ones. (Reference to otakus) Well, these are the closest they could get.
.//. I want a male doll like them too..
That’s adollrable.
I haven’t read all the comments.
But I think these guys are in a way:
really cool. It must be hard to pull off
such a performance.
It’s amazing how diverse
culture can be and evolve.
So ronery
This is win. Yes it is. Shut up! No, not you! Yes, you!
are they lifesize dolls or people with masks?
Its both
Wow, that is just plain sad….
mmm, many guys like this in japan, we have special word for it, “mutsuri”, also “otaku”…many people are stay in room all day no social life at all and this what happens…so many cute girls in japan but they dont know how talk them
But why is there only one wheelchair?
This is a scene from a manga >.<